All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes S03E08 Nights in Shining Armor_prob4.eng

- Colonel.

- Colonel Hogan,
message from London.

Just in.

- Now. It's so late.

- Sounds like an emergency.

Kinch has it in code.

- It's getting to be a busy war.

- Relay job, Colonel.

From a plane, then to
London, then to us.

- Forward pass,
almost intercepted.

Need new play your
team. 0200 hours.

Load of sugar candy,
usual signals.

Good luck coach.

That's a parachute drop
from a courier plane.

- Probably couldn't use
its first drop point.

- Alright, look,
we'll move in an hour.

Sugar candy is code
for something special.

- Maybe they'll drop
us some USO girls.

- Could also mean
heavy equipment.

- After two years here, who
cares what they look like?

All right, let's go.

- Two flashes blue.

Two white.

Two more blue.

All right Newkirk,
give them the answer.

They read us.

Let's go.

Let's make it fast.

The Krauts might have
seen this come down.

- And if they find
it, they find us.

- There they are.

That's the sugar candy

- Bullet proof vests.

- Heavy.

- It's a good thing
they didn't send along

two pair of pants with 'em.

- Is six all right?

Pairs is each box.

- Too heavy to carry back,
we'll have to bury 'em here.

We'll take one with us.

Come here LeBeau.

Oh, be careful.

It is the first time I
saw a vest wearing a man.

- Come on, come on.

- No, of course
you pigs would not.

- What's going on here?

My name Lieutenant
Maurice Dubois.

Air Force of France.

I've come to surrender.

I'm afraid you're a
little late my friend.

- Surrender? He is also nuts.

- Bring him to my office
and search him for weapons.

Open the gate.

This does not concern you.

Go about your business.

- Don't you know it's not polite

to talk a language
nobody else understands.

- We understand it.

- Oh, that's different.

- What did he say Lebeau?

- You will not
believe it, Colonel

when I tell you will simply
not believe it, that's all

- I will if I get a
chance, now, come on give.

- He has come to pick up

the bulletproof vests
that were dropped to us.

- Alone?

- You don't see General Dugal

coming through the gate do you?

- He's balmy giving himself up.

- How do we know he's for real?

- We don't.

Kinch get on the radio,
have London, check him out

while I see what plan's
Klink has for him.

- Right.

- Lieutenant Maurice
Dubois, Air Force of France.

An organization that
no longer exists.

Well my plane was hit on
a reconnaissance mission,

two days before we surrender.

I bail out over Brussels

and then I crossed the
border into Germany.

- Now you enter Germany, why?

- Maybe he likes the
Weiner Schnitzel.

Hogan!

- Now, Dubois, you've been
hiding for a long time.

Why are you surrendering now?

- Well, to tell you
the truth, Colonel,

I am tired of running.

- All right, your papers will go

to Gestapo
headquarters in Berlin,

and until we hear from
them, you will be our guest.

- Ask for a quiet room.

Some of them are noisy
tunnels being dug.

- Schultz, Take
him to the cooler.

- Why The cooler?

- Regulations until the
case have been investigated.

- Let him live in
one of the barracks,

I'll be responsible for him.

You. That's laughable.

- Schultz.

- You said it was laughable,
so I thought it was an order.

- Put him in the cooler.

- Answer from London, Colonel.

- Oh, thanks Kinch.

Well Dubois on the level.

Two years in the
French resistance.

- Two years

- Two years, still alive eh?

He's no mug

- Our order is to give him
all the assistance possible.

- How? He's in solitary.

- Yeah, well the first thing

is to keep the
Gestapo out of this.

Who's cleaning Klinks
office this week?

- I am.

- All right, Klink's
report to the Gestapo

should be ready tomorrow.

See if you can head it off.

- Yes sir.

Kinch, I want you to type
out a pass to the cooler

so I can talk to Dubois.

- Okay. Oh, who signs it?

- Newkirk will forge
Klink's signature.

- Why is it every time there's
a bit of forgery required

or anything semi criminal,

I'm the guy. Why?

- No special reason Newkirk.

It's a disease.

- Oh Danke Sergeant, it's
so nice of you to help me.

- Oh well I always say if
people can't help each other

in war time, when can they?

- It's true.

- I always say that.

I really do.

- The plane was to
drop these new type

bulletproof vests on a
field just outside Brussels.

- And the Krauts got wise.

- No, but they increased
their patrol activity so much

that it became dangerous.

We radioed London but the
plane had already taken off.

The cargo had to be
dropped somewhere.

- So we were elected.

- You have them here, Colonel?

- We got 'em buried
in the woods,

they'll be safe for a while.

Dubois, you took a big gamble.

- In two weeks. The
Gestapo plans to execute

several of our countrymen in
retaliation for our resistance.

We know where they're being
held and we intend to save them.

These bulletproof vests will
give our men a fighting chance.

- You gave yourself up.

- There was no other way.

I had to make sure
the vests were here.

So I got into my old
uniform and here I am.

- Yeah, you sure are. In jail.

- Colonel Hogan,

I have been told that

you are a very clever
officer with ideas.

Now, how are we going
to get this armor

away from here and into France?

- Funny you should ask.

- Are you have a plan?

- No. I was just about to
ask you the same question.

- Klink's report to the Gestapo.

- You devil.

Nice work.

- At least the Gestapo won't
get Dubois for a little while.

- Yeah. We still
have two problems.

Getting Dubois
out of the cooler,

and starting those vests
on their way to France.

- Oh, couldn't he ask
Klink again, Colonel?

- No, he needs a good
reason to let Dubois out.

What do we need most Stalag 13?

And nobody say girls.

- Eliminate girls,

you're gonna cut down the
field quite a bit sir.

- Okay, you guys,
the faucet is fixed.

But use it carefully cause I
got some more work to do on it.

Right

My son the plumber.

- Hey, that's one
thing we haven't got

in the old stalag, Colonel,

a graduate plumber.

- What happened to the Kraut
who was doing that work?

- Schneider? He transferred out.

- I've been doing it
in all the barracks

for the last few weeks.

- How much do you know about it?

- I was a plumber's
helper one summer

when I went to
school in Detroit.

- The Krauts know
you've been doing this?

- No, I don't think so.

- If you can fix plumbing,
you can also break it, right?

- That I can do.

- Gentlemen, did you know
that besides being a pilot,

Lieutenant Maurice
Dubois is also a plumber.

- He told you, Colonel?

- Couldn't, doesn't
know it himself yet.

- Wait a minute.

- May I ask what you are doing?

- You mean you don't know?

Tell him Lebeau.

- Practice makes perfect.

- Schultz!

- It is incredible.

The most efficient POW
camp in all of Germany,

and we have no plumber

- Herr Kommandant, Corporal
Schneider was our plumber.

- Was?

- Before he was sent
to the Russian front.

- Well, what idiot sent
him to the Russian front?

- Don't tell me what idiot.

I shall call division
headquarters,

I will have his
transfer revoked,

and we will get him back here.

- If they can dig him up, I
mean if they can find him.

- Come in, come in, come in.

- Glad I caught
you in Kommandant.

I wanna register a complaint.

- Hogan, I'm not interested
in your complaints.

I've got problems of my own.

- Okay.

- Wait, Hogan, wait.

Are any of your men plumbers?

- Plumbers? No sir.

We have a tech sergeant
who's a dentist.

- I want my faucet
fixed, not my teeth.

- Sorry sir, I guess
I can't help you.

There is a man who might
be able to do the job.

- Who? Who?

- No, no, he's not available.

He's in the cooler, regulations.

- The Frenchman?

- Yeah, before the war

he was one of the best
plumbers in Paris.

- Him?

- He told Lebeau.

- Yes, Herr Kommandant, I
heard them speak in French.

- But how can a plumber
become an Air Force officer?

- Connections.

- I just wanna know what
you did in civilian life.

- Well, I, I did many things.

- What was your work?

- What the commandant means
is were you always a plumber?

- Oh, that, but of course.

That was all I ever did,
like my father before me.

- You see, plumbing
even ran in his family.

- I want you to fix a faucet.

Oh, sorry sir.

I would consider that
collaborating with the enemy.

- What?

- Dubois, I'm senior
POW office here,

and I appreciate your feelings,

but I'm prepared to
look the other way.

- Well, bring me the faucet.

I'll see what I can do.

I'd have to bring you
the whole building.

- You'll have to release him.

- I suppose, I have
no other choice.

But you are on parole
and if you break it,

all the men will suffer.

- Oui Colonel,
that is understood.

- Why must I always be at the
mercy of all these details.

- What are you
complaining about?

You haven't gotten his bill yet.

- These are Corporal
Schneider's tools.

Take care of them.

I promised his widow,

- I'm going to need someone
to assist me, Colonel.

- Kinch.

- Yes sir.

- Help the lieutenant.

- Colonel, I don't know
anything about plumbing.

- Doesn't matter.

He knows it all,
just carry his tools.

- Right sir.

- All right, get on with it.

- What is this madness?

- Just play along with
Hogan, he's got a plan.

- But plumbing!

I was a real estate salesman

in Fontainebleau before the war.

- That's close enough.

This'll prove that
plenty of work is needed.

- But Sergeant, what am
I going to say to them?

- I'll tell you what
to say, don't worry.

Here.

See that man.

- Sounds like Dubois
is doing a good job.

- The moment the
Frenchman is finished,

he goes back to the cooler.

- Good.

Aha! Aha!

There they are,
all finished, eh?

Excellent.

Schultz, he goes
back in the cooler.

- That was just the
inspection over Colonel.

Look at this, everything rusted.

The pressure valve is
going to blow any minute.

Then you are going to
have water everywhere.

- You remember the
Johnstown flood?

- How long would
it take to finish?

- Well, that's
impossible to say.

I'm going to need
a pipe threader,

a forge, welding tools,

- Herr Kommandant,

he could use Corporal
Schneider's workshop.

- Alright, but I want
this job done quickly.

I'd be better off at
the Russian front.

- Herr Kommandant,
While you are there,

could you look for
Corporal Schneider?

- Shut up!

Dismissed.

- Hi Schultzi.

- Hi Schulz.

- Hello Schultzi.

- Hi Schulz.

- We brought the
jackets in last night.

- Oh Beautiful.

These are going to give us a
fighting chance on our mission.

- Hey, watch Lebeau!

Going to go through the floor.

Maybe it would've been
better that way, help me.

- All right, Carter, you
leave your jacket on,

and stand over against the wall.

- Look Colonel, I know
this is important, but,

- We're only going
through the motions

of taking a shot at you,

now don't get all worked up.

- It's not going to be
dangerous, Sergeant.

- Right, I mean, old Schultz
would stop us anyway, right?

- If he doesn't, the
jacket will the bullet.

- If the bullet goes
through the jacket?

- We'll be happy to
refund your money.

- Thanks a lot sir, that
makes me feel a lot better.

Lebeau, go get Schultz.

- Right sir.

- I didn't even get a chance
to volunteer for this.

- Oh, pipe down.

- You won't feel a thing.

- Schultzi, Colonel
Hogan wants to see you.

- Yeah.

What do you want?

- Hi Schultz, we're
conducting an experiment.

Let me borrow your rifle.

- My rifle?

- Thank you.

- But wait a minute.

- I mean I didn't even
get a chance to volunteer.

- What's going on here?

- Are you nuts or something
you could kill him?

Don't you know there's a war on?

- He won't get hurt, he's
wearing a bulletproof vest.

- Lieutenant Dubois invented
it in his spare time.

- Monkey business.

- I told you he'd tell Klink.

- That's right.

You all stay here,
don't you move.

- So far, Dubois, we're
batting a thousand,

you know what to do.

- Oui Colonel, I
have it all in mind.

- I mean, if I'd have
been asked to volunteer,

I might have said yes, but I
wasn't even asked to volunteer.

- Good shot, Colonel.

- I'm proud to say the
bullet is not penetrated.

It has been stopped.

- Amazing!

- Told you he is a genius.

- With plumbing and
a bulletproof vest.

Is this what you've been doing,
instead of fixing my sink?

- In his spare time, sir.

- In war, there is
no spare time, Hogan.

Now I'm going to
give you one more day

to repair my pipes and then
you go back to the cooler.

- Colonel, may I
talk to you alone.

- Permission denied,
I've told you what to do.

- But it's very
important, Colonel.

- Dubois, what are
you trying to pull?

- I'm only interested
in plumbing.

You know prisoners are
supposed to get permission

to talk to the Kommandant
and that's an order.

- Just a minute.

I give the orders in Stalag 13.

Schultz, get them out of here.

- I'll make a formal protest.

- Get them outta here.

- Dubois, if you sell out,
you're gonna be in trouble.

You hear me? Big trouble.

- What did he mean by sellout?

- He's very clever, Colonel.

He knows the value of a
bulletproof vest like this one.

- Oh, that's nothing,
Luftwaffe pilots

have worn these flag
vests from the beginning.

- Well, not the same.

The metal has been
specially treated.

My own invention.

I will give them to you,

and all of these I have made.

- I see.

So you're going to sell out, eh?

What's the price?

- My freedom.

I want to join Petain in Vichy.

- I don't have to
bargain with you.

I can take that vest.

- But not the formula
for treating the metal.

- That is up here.

- We have ways of
gaining information.

- Ah, Colonel
wouldn't it be wiser

to turn this over to Berlin

and get credit for
something important?

It could only help
an officer's career.

- That's an interesting idea.

- Not that my career
needs any help.

- No, of course not, Colonel.

- I'll see what can be arranged.

- Merci, Colonel.

Merci.

- Yes, General Burkhalter.

I've been working on this
little invention of mine

and now I feel it is
ready for your inspection.

What's that, Sir?

Oh, well, sir, I've always
been a very creative person.

Yes sir, I've created
confusion too.

Well it happens
to the best of us.

You are coming here.

Oh, that's wonderful, sir.

I shall expect you then.

Heil Hitler.

- Remarkable.

The fabric is torn

but the metal underneath
is barely dented.

- I told you I will deliver
as promised, Herr General.

- Yes. Apparently the day
of miracles is not over.

You said a special
treatment of the metal?

What is that treatment?

- The formula for the treatment

is locked up in here, General.

- Is that so?

- He'll give it to us sir.

- When I'm allowed to
the border into Vichy.

- He's a sellout artist.

Don't trust him.

- Silence!
- Disgrace to the uniform.

- I want my freedom.

- You shall have it

if you live up to you
are part of the bargain.

- I knew our little
invention would be a hit.

- That would be very
useful for assault troops

or special operations.

- That's exactly what I
was thinking, Herr General.

- Yes. I knew you would be,
the moment I mentioned it.

How many of these have you made?

- A dozen, sir.

- I want them sent to
Berlin as soon as possible.

- I shall be happy to
deliver them personally, Sir.

- My aid, Captain Franz,
will come for them.

Lieutenant Dubois,

you will accompany
him to Berlin.

- But Herr General,

- A demonstration
who will be arranged

for the Fuhrer himself.

- I should love to show the
Fuhrer how that vest works.

- That is very
kind of you Klink.

Thank you Herr General.

- Except you won't be there.

- No.

Why not, Herr General?

- Why should you
demonstrate my invention?

They're loading the
car now, Colonel.

- Okay, Kinch, let's move out.

Mind in the store, huh?

- Right. Good luck.

This is Checkpoint Fritz.

May I see your papers please?

- I have a pass from
General Burkhalter,

permitting travel anywhere.

- That is just what I need.

Get out.

- Take off the uniform.

- Nein.

- Or would you rather
I shoot it off?

- Schnell.

- All right, Newkirk, Carter,
take him back to camp.

The underground will pick
him up tomorrow night.

- All right, sir.

- Colonel, I will
never forget you.

- I'll never forget
you, lieutenant.

Unless I need a plumber,

in that case you'll be
the first I'll forget.

- Aha. Captain Franz,
Lieutenant Dubois,

the bulletproof
vests, all missing.

What do you know
about this Hogan?

It's BurkeHalter's way
of keeping you out of it.

He wants to take credit himself.

- I see.

He wants to make it look as
if I know nothing about it.

- Exactly Kommandant,
you know nothing.

- Still that Dubois,
he's a slippery type.

I didn't trust him.

- Fixed your sink, didn't he?

- I haven't tried it yet.

Schultz, check the faucet.

- There you are, Kommandant.

- Fixed the sink, huh?

You and your lieutenant Dubois.

- What do we do now?

- Well, if I were you,
I wouldn't pay his bill.