All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes S03E02 Some of Their Planes Are Missing_prob4.eng

- Gentlemen, welcome.

Now, this is a very
special occasion,

and although I don't know
the nature of your mission,

an oversight I'm sure,

I am aware that
this must be a task

that will bring greater
glory to the Third Reich.

Now, I am very proud
that Stalag 13 was chosen

because this is the most
secure place in all of Germany.

From time to time there
have been escape attempts,

but not one has been successful.

Stalag 13.

- All positions report, over.

- Six Kraut officers
just arrived, colonel.

- Confirming six of them.

- Two, three, four, five, six.

Let me double check
that for you, colonel.

- Never mind, Carter,
you're holding up the war.

What are the Krauts, SS,
Wehrmacht, Luftwaffe?

- There's not enough
light, colonel.

I can't make 'em out.

Hold on. LeBeau, we need
more light in the subject.

- Colonel, the guards
in those towers

are very nervous at night.

- It's my guess
they won't shoot.

- And if they should me it
means you guessed wrong.

No one's perfect.

- From all the other prison
camps they fly away like birds.

But here at Stalag 13,

we know where every
prisoner is every day.

- Don't shoot!

Don't shoot!

- What is this?

- LeBeau, mon commandant.

- But what happened?

- Do you expect me
to believe that?

- Of course, mon commandant.

- Schultz, put him on report.

Get him out of here.

- Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!

- I can read 'em now, colonel.

Luftwaffe.

- Confirming Kinch's
report, colonel, Luftwaffe.

- Yep, I can read 'em now.

They're Luftwaffe and
there are six of them.

- Carter, I don't know
what I'd do without you,

but sometimes I'd like to try.

- But I tell you,
I know nothing. Nothing.

- Spend a week fixing
up the barracks,

six Luftwaffe officers move in.

Since when is that nothing?

- Come on, Schultz, you
can't be all that stupid.

Who says I can't?

- It's just possible that
our Kraut friend here

is telling the truth.

- Yeah, maybe.

Okay, Schultz, thanks anyway.

- I'm glad someone believes me.

- LeBeau, what's interesting
in the Red Cross package

this week?

- Oh, let's see now.

Hey, we have chocolate.

Chocolate with nuts.
- Oh, wow.

- Chocolate with raisins.
- Chocolate with raisins.

- Chocolate with
raisins and nuts.

- I'll have the nuts.

- I take chocolate
with anything.

I take chocolate with anything.

I take raisin and nuts.

Raisin and nuts for me please.

- Schultz,

what about the
Luftwaffe officers?

- They left early this morning
when it was still dark.

- But their gear is
still in the barracks.

- They will be
brought back tonight.

- From where?

- The big shots don't
tell me everything.

- All right.

- You see, Schultz,
you're not so stupid.

I'm
still not convinced.

- Six Krauts leave camp,
they'll be brought back,

their stuffs still here.

They moved in.
- But why in a Stalag?

- It could be for
security reasons.

Kinch, any problem in
bugging their barracks?

- Only if we get
caught and shot.

A mere detail.

- He never worries about
funeral arrangements

until the last minute.

- Look, Carter, LeBeau,
wait a minute, hold on.

What's that?

- It's a plane.
- I know that.

It's not a German plane.

- Hey, it's RAF.

- What's it doing here?
- Must be lost.

- Impossible, we're
too deep in Germany.

Fighters don't have that range.

- Hey, look more of them.

- How do you figure it, colonel?

- I don't know.

- Maybe the RAF has a secret
air base here in Germany.

- Yeah, that's crazy.

- Maybe our guys
have invaded Europe.

- We'd be the first to know.

- We would?
- Sure.

That great German war
machine, Colonel Klink,

would be hiding under his bed.

- No, no, no, no.

- But we must get
inside this building.

- We've come to
shine their boots.

- What?
- Commandant's orders.

This building is
strictly verboten.

It is of limit to everybody.

- Well that's great,

because we didn't want to
shine their boots anyway.

- I will just tell
the commandant

Schultz chased us away.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I didn't say no.

As long as these are his orders.

Why doesn't he tell
me these things?

- Well, the commandant
is a busy man.

- Yeah.

It's not easy to lose a war.

All right, polish the boots.

- Yeah, we'll make
it fast, Schultz.

- Tell me something,

did the commandant say anything
about shining my boots?

- Not a word.

But we'll do it anyway.

- You will?

Thank you.

- Hey, LeBeau, where...

LeBeau?

How do you like that? He's gone.

- What do you mean?

- He must have sneaked out.

He's always goofing off.

Now, I'm fighting this
war single handed.

- You work.

Oh, if I catch that
little cockroach,

I, I, oh, believe me, I will.

LeBeau.

- We'll run it to the
ceiling and up to the roof.

Kinch can hook it tonight
to the phone wire.

- Boy, if Schultz comes
back and catches us

what are we tell
him we're doing?

- Ah, we'll say we're
putting in air conditioning.

That's a good idea.

- I just knew you'd like it.

They just went
into the barracks.

Burkhalter and some
bush colonel and Klink.

- Good, let's hope it works.

- I did the best I could.

- It's gotta work, I
shined six pair of boots.

- Seven pairs with Schultz.

- What are you
complaining about?

Now you both have a
trade for after the war.

- At ease, gentlemen.

This is Colonel Leman

who will be in command for the
final phase of your training.

Hey, it works.

- All right, all
right, pipe down.

Let's hear this.

- Gentlemen, up until now

you have been learning
how to fly RAF planes

of the type used by the
British Fighter Command.

- You were right, colonel,
you had it pegged.

- Wish I'd been wrong.

- And now I will
explain your mission.

- Well hurry it up, the
suspense is killing us.

- All of you have been chosen
for Operation Albatross.

- Operation Albatross,
ooh, I like that name.

- I'm glad, there was no time
to consult you in advance.

- Oh, that's quite all
right, Herr General.

- Thank you and shut up.

- Shut up, yes, sir, shut up.

- Beginning tomorrow you will
learn RAF recognition codes

and flight patterns.

After that, you and your
planes will be transported

to our airfields on
the coast of France.

At that time, you'll fly up,
infiltrate the enemy squadron,

shoot them down
and destroy them.

You will be the foxes
among the sheep.

- And your first strike
against the enemy

will be on the 12th.

A birthday present for
our beloved

Reich's Marshal, Goering.

Any questions?

Any comments?

- Gentlemen, I just wanna
tell you how proud I am

to be the commandant
of your base

for this very important mission.

Now I-
- Excellent.

The moment we named
it Operation Albatross

we thought of you.

- Thank you, Herr General.
- That's all, gentlemen.

- Oh, general, colonel.

There is just one
little problem.

What have you done now?

- I distinctly saw Colonel
Hogan watching the planes

when they flew over the camp.

- Klink, do not try to
explain this incident to him.

If he asks questions,

do not act as if
you know anything.

You know nothing.
You are ignorant.

- Yes, sir, I'm ignorant.

I shall do it right away.

- I have every confidence in
your ability along those lines.

- You realize the damage
those Krauts could do

to the British Bomber Command?

- The fox is among the sheep.

- If they take off
just once, just once,

they could kill off
a lot of our planes.

We gotta head 'em off.

- We don't even know where
they keep the fighters.

- Kinch, get a message
to the underground.

Tell 'em to check all
the airfields in the area

and look for
anything suspicious.

And I need a quick answer.
- Right, colonel.

- Let's see if we can
kill off that albatross

while it's still on the ground.

- They're pretty
nice birds, you know?

They just have a bad name.

- It's not getting any better.

And neither are you.

- Nice looking bunch of
dogs today, Schnitzer.

- To me a dog is a dog.

Except maybe Fritzy here.

- What about him?
- I don't know.

He's been acting very strange.

And I think he's trying
to tell me something.

- What are you two
mumbling about?

You are not supposed
to be here at all.

- I know. I know.

That's what makes it fun.

See you later, Fritzy and
we'll have a nice talk.

Hey, Fritzy, come on.

Here, Fritzy.

That's it, Fritzy.

Come on, baby.
Come on. That's it.

- "Usual place 22:00
hours, Conrad."

All right, Carter, go out

and bring him in through
the emergency tunnel.

- Right, colonel.

- LeBeau, get the dog
back before they miss him.

- Oui, colonel.

- Thanks a lot, Fritzy,
you've been a big help.

Heil Hitler.

You sure he's a
German Shepherd?

- There's an emergency airfield
approximately here, colonel.

- About five kilometers
north of Hammelburg.

- Six planes dispersed,
barbed wire fence.

Main gate guarded
by two sentries

and more of them
inside the wire.

- All right, that's it.

Let's try for tomorrow night.

I'll need six of your best men.

Automatic weapons.

Kinch will you give you the
assembly point and time later.

- You can depend on us, colonel.

- Good. LeBeau, take him out.

- Right, sir, come on.

- Carter,
they've got six planes,

we need six demolition
charges, short time fuses.

- You got it, boy, I mean, sir.

- We need an alibi.
- Alibi?

- Yeah, the Krauts
know we saw the planes.

We blow 'em up, they
link it back to us,

they start investigating,

our whole operation
could go down the drain.

- Why don't I stay behind and
tell 'em I'm having this party

and that you were all with me?

And we were dancing and
everything was going-

- Carter,

why don't you join
the other side?

- Hold it, hold it.
A party.

The Krauts have been
having a shindig

in Klink's quarters every
night celebrating in advance.

- Yeah?

- Why can't I become
the life of that party?

Supply
convoy will take this route

to the coast.

- I think you are
right, colonel.

- And for security purposes

the personnel carriers
will go in the autobahn.

- Sorry, colonel, didn't
know you were busy.

- Well, I am.

- Just wanted to add one thing

to our Red Cross
requisition, sir.

- Request denied. Dismissed.

- We need ping pong balls, sir.

- All right, all
right, ping pong balls.

Dismissed.
- Thank you, sir.

Excuse me.

Aren't you Captain Kurt Leman?

- Colonel Leman. Richard.

- Of course, Daredevil
Dick we used to call you.

- What is this?

- I was attached to
the RAF for a while

and I read all their
intelligence reports

on Germany's best pilots.

You, you flew Stukas in
Norway, didn't you, colonel?

- Well, yes, as a
matter of fact, I did.

And that was no beer
party, I can tell you that.

- Yeah, that's why we
called you Daredevil Dick.

Now, come to think of it,

they even had your picture
posted in the ready room

with a caption that read,
"Dangerous, handle with care."

- I'm glad to know the enemy
appreciated my efforts.

- So has your own people,
you've been promoted.

Incidentally,
my name is Hogan.

Senior POW Officer.

- All right, all right, this
is all very interesting.

- You gonna be
around for a while?

We might have an hour or
so of good old pilot talk.

- Well, yes, as
a matter of fact,

we're going to have
a little get together

in the commandant's quarters
if you care to join us.

Oh, with the
colonel's permission.

- Impossible. Request denied.

It's a violation of security.

Colonel Hogan is a
prisoner here, colonel.

- Well in that case I'd better
contact General Burkhalter.

- And a very trusted
prisoner, sir.

We might make an exception.

- Thank you, commandant.

- Tonight at eight.
- Eight o'clock.

I'll be looking forward to it.

Gentlemen.

- Comes in here
for ping pong balls

and gets himself
invited to a party.

- So anyway, anyway,

I get on the radio then
to the squadron leader

and I said, "My fuselage
is full of holes.

I can't make it home.
What should I do?"

And he said, "Don't
land in Switzerland.

They'll sell you for cheese."

- Oh, oh, easy, colonel,
I've already had four shots

of this machine oil.

- Machine oil?
This is our best brandy.

- Then you better check

and see what they're
putting in your carburetor.

- He has an amazing
sense of humor.

- Yes, yes.

Oh, I'm, I'm so
glad I invited him.

Tell me, colonel,
what was the last campaign?

- Conrad's in position,
we're all set.

- How do you like our Krauts?

- They look good
enough to shoot.

Merci for nothing.

- We got about 40 minutes.

Everybody relax.

- Well, they didn't
have many planes.

The Dutch Air Force gave
us a run for our money.

- Oh, all this flying
talk, it's so exhilarating.

- Tell me, have you ever
had any combat experience?

- Only with
headquarters in Berlin.

- Well you see, sir,

we administrative people
have many problems.

- Yeah, sure, when he crashes
they just give him a new desk.

- Sorry.

- General, Colonel Hogan
is drinking too much.

- Nein, nein, let him oil up.

If he loosens his tongue,
we may learn a few things.

- Has he mentioned anything
about the RAF planes he saw?

- Shh! Not a word.

I was prepared to be
ignorant just as you ordered,

Herr General.

- The most unnecessary
orders I ever gave.

- Okay, Olsen, time to go.
- Right.

So long.

Good luck to all of us.

- Hogan.

Hogan!

Passed out.

Typical American weakness.

Can't drink, can't
finish wars they start.

- Anybody home?

- Oh, here's a map, colonel.

You stay on the Hammelburg
road, you can't miss it.

The weapons carriers is a half
mile outside the perimeter.

- Thanks, Kinch.
What's the word from Conrad?

- He'll meet you on the
road near the field.

- Achtung!

Soldiers of the Third
Reich, let's move out.

Jawohl, Herr Kapitan.

- Stick to English will you?

You've got enough trouble.

- Situation?

- Airfield's just
around the next turn.

The sergeant and one
man on duty at the gate.

- Where are your men?
- Right here. All set.

- All right, good,
hop in, let's go.

- Achtung! Open up.

- The password for the
day, Herr Hauptmann?

- Password?

Haven't heard anything
about a password.

You, Herr Schmidt?

Nein, Herr Kapitan.

- You're delaying us, sergeant.

Open up.

- Sir, if you don't
have the password,

may I see your orders?

- Yes, of course.

- Your orders, Herr Hauptmann?

Don't move.

Get 'em in there quick.

I'll open the gate. Move!

LeBeau, Carter, get the
charges into those planes.

Set the timers for 60
seconds, no longer.

- Oui, colonel.

- You'd better watch
those barracks.

We don't need any surprise.
- Yes, colonel.

Come on, boys.

- There, general, I wanted
you to see Colonel Hogan

in all his glory.

- Hogan, wake up.

Dead to the world.

Phew, it smells of
schnapps in here.

- Phew, terrible.

- Let him sleep.

Good work.

Get in the truck.

- Colonel, you'd
better leave at once.

- What about the barracks?

- We can handle that.

- All right. Good luck.

Let's go.

- You fools!

How could you let
such a thing happen?

Roadblocks at once.

Yes. Yes.

Our planes have been
destroyed on the ground.

Sabotage.

- But how is such
a thing possible?

- Mainly because you were
in charge of security.

- General, you
mentioned sabotage.

- Three men in
Luftwaffe uniform

forced their way
into the airfield.

One of them fits the
description of our friend Hogan,

by the way.

But it is only a coincidence.

Or is it?

Hogan?

Hogan.

- Oh, come on, pipe down.

Let a guy sleep, will ya?

- Six of our planes destroyed.

Sabotage.

- I miss everything.

I'd like to leave
a call for 6:00 AM.

I got an early war
in the morning.