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oh my god

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ugh

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oh

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so

oh

you

see the whole time

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guys come on she's going to be here any

second

really

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one day

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hey dominic

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elsa i'm so glad you made it thanks for

driving

oh and you brought people

great you're so funny this is dwayne

pleasure hey dom

i uh

brought a shitload of beer

charming

feel free to call me dominic

and you are

sarah hey i'm friends with your exchange

student mariko

well isn't that something

i hope the couple miles from the parking

lot weren't too inconvenient for you oh

yeah man i didn't even park there just

drove right around that gate went

halfway up the logging road before the

trail got too small

well that's a law broken

pick that up before you come inside

please ilsa may i speak with you in the

kitchen for a moment

that hurts

what oh nothing except that you invited

two strangers without asking me first it

was supposed to be you me and my

exchange students i don't have enough

brilliant [ __ ]

they are not strangers

dwayne's kind of my boyfriend and sarah

knows mariko from the s.a.t course

i thought you and sarah might

also she smokes

so and he's like 45 where the find these

people

i swear to god you never should have

left private school

he's 23.

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you always do this as long as i've known

you and i know that one day you're gonna

have to discern the people you can trust

from the people you just can't

dominic

i'm sorry

i didn't know you expected me to come

alone

but we graduated and this may be the

last chance all my friends get to be

together i didn't want to leave anyone

out

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walk

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fine

it's fine

the weekend can still go according to

plan i mean what's two more people after

all

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marcus hey dom

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how are you

and you brought rumor

it's like i never even graduated please

come in

marcus

rumor

everyone

meet each other make yourselves at home

i need to go set up the loft i wasn't

planning on using

focus i wasn't sure you'd come thanks

for inviting me totally thanks ilsa

hey hey rumor don't touch any of my dad

sorry

please be good to get some you need time

hey

marcus dwayne

marcus went to my old school before i

transferred yeah yeah marcus from

private school i've heard a lot about

you man

elsa talks about you all the time

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i've heard a bunch about you too

how do you know elsa again

i'm her boyfriend

right

well good to meet you yeah yeah man

likewise

god you look great marcus

and you

are miraculous

how's your novella coming oh my god i

finished the first draft

[ __ ] a novella

you even read isla's writing

sounds like he hasn't read much at all

you have got to read her stuff man this

girl is really good

sylvia plath meets henry miller

the short story about the clown's mouth

so good

better than good

beautiful

perfect

baby blush well

babe we better go choose our bedroom and

uh start unpacking

nope

just squat anywhere you like

marcus and rumor you're in the loft

great i really appreciate it dominic

there are three beds up there right yeah

but why do you need three beds

oh well uh eli came up with us he

trailed back to smoke some pot

eli dakota eli dakota

that drug addict is staying in my

father's cabin you guys know my dad is

the police commissioner right

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i brought acid

and a shovel why is that

well when marcus said cabin i thought

i'd have to dig holes

in

this place is a mansion dude

right all right all right

hey buck

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[Applause]

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here we go again

what

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don't look it just encourages them

why does it bother you so much just

ignore it i'm not bothered by it it's

just lame to use this as a prop in their

sex play

i know we know what they're doing don't

you think

oh i see

what

that's like dumb i can smell you getting

all wet from here oh

sarah no

must be marcus's i smell

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marcus

am i weird

no

i mean i'm not like embarrassing you or

anything am i

i mean i know i was only invited because

you were invited

okay so

high school's over rumor you gotta let

it go you know

look at this place

it's gonna be a good weekend

i just

these guys always make me feel like i'm

doing something wrong look

i want you here

i want you here

nobody's gonna cast you out

all right all right all right how about

marcus though right

should i even be worried about that

pretty boy

marcus is the best

you got no worries around him

he's a stand-up guy

everyone loves him yeah i bet

i mean i mean

i mean what about like him and elsa

though

oh no yeah you should totally worry

about them yeah

no they're like perfect

for each other yeah i'm sorry i

misunderstood you no yeah

it's cool man thanks

cool

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eli you okay

take a look at that goose

what

that goose out there

it's been there all day

i don't see a goose

it was there before and there's no such

thing as time

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i don't know about you but i don't feel

very safe

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hey

i'm so glad you could make it

did someone else agree to cover your

shift or oh no

not really my boss said cover the dates

or you're fired

do you quit

just to come here yeah

i figured it was my last chance to see

you

marcus i

no no i know

look i know you're with this other guy

but i just oh listen i randomly hooked

up with dwayne at a party and brought

him here as a shield against dominic

he's not

i mean

you're the one i

hmm

come back inside soon okay

right um

yes

so

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oh

beer and vodka will do that

yeah well

it's my drink bud

the vodlogger

what

you're comical with your vodloggers and

your high school girls oh hey

a toast

i would like to apologize for my

churlish behavior earlier

it's going to be a great weekend and i'm

glad you're all here

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don't make this place is paradise

so

then did all y'all go to high school

with elsa yep at lakeside it's fancy

so then does that mean that you're all

going to harvard with

ilsa and the tokyo twins

i'm number three on the wait list

actually

my parents are pissed

i'm number nine well that's a wake-up

call

but it's nice you know all of us getting

together like this before heading off to

school yes true

thanks tom thanks dominic

oh cute guys i'll kick your asses right

out of here i swear to god

wow

i don't know nobody

that i went to high school with

now that that's over

they're all dead

whatever

yes man eli gets it

thank you dude

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have you tried all the eyes i

pod i

phone

i feel like i should be offended oh i

just remembered i got an old playstation

upstairs in the master bedroom for this

one is there three not two but i got

vice city no zombie boss boys and video

games i swear we could play a game

like a non-video game

oh yeah

like what

we could play dead body no video game

for real my foot is down baby

it's a ps2 they don't even make those

anymore no dead body's not a video game

it's it's like an old parlor game

lame

seriously no come on it sounds like fun

okay so what do we do rules

okay one of us is secretly the killer

and um after i count to three and hit

the lights everyone hides

once a minute passes um the murderer

sneaks around and if he or she pinches

you you're out and if you find the

victim you call out dead body or the

murderer could call it out and play

innocent and then we all regroup and

argue about who we think the killer is

get it

you guys i'm surprised to be intrigued

what happens if you falsely accuse

someone you're dead

you're out

you know what it's perfect

i'm into it

rumor don't touch me though seriously

that's what i'm talking about beats

playstation right

the countdown starts once i turn the

light off after that watch your backs

one

two

three

uh uh no following come on elsa

that's what the killer would say

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uh

oh

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you're just supposed to say dead body

you don't have to scream and stuff [ __ ]

you

what's he doing with ketchup all over

his neck anyway

wait but sarah did you see who tried to

kill kenji i saw someone bolt right

before i screamed who i vote marcus

yeah it's that face

you're looking around

okay all right

can we just do another round and get

this thing over with please

okay

okay

one

two

three

it's way too creepy down there

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so

so

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you guys

you guys

jesus sarah

this game's really getting to you huh

[ __ ] happened i was just down there in

the dark and something really weird was

going on mariko was acting

where is she mariko sarah

it's just the game getting in your head

yeah besides i think her and kenji are

in the bedroom

you know

no [ __ ] way and i didn't hear any

playstation when i walked by their room

not not that i was it's actually my room

but whatever

japanese people are always

whatever

sarah don't defend her ilsa she always

ditches me to go have sex

michael spoke in english isn't that

great she probably said something and

you didn't understand her you always

take her side

inconsiderate [ __ ]

she's fiery okay look can we just drink

this game's not working and i lost my

buzz a long time ago come on

we haven't even given it a chance yet

bring on round three yeah

dwayne

yeah maybe we'll actually get somewhere

without little miss downer and the

foreigners

okay

okay

one

two

three

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[ __ ]

nothing

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i hope you're finished

oh

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this is a trick right

rumor are you behind this

oh god

no

monico it's not a trick

dwayne what are you doing

what am i doing call 911 no cell

reception call do something

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thanks rumor

rumor

what is

it all three of them

he killed all three of them at once

how

all right

all right move i got eli shovel

okay i got a hacksaw

a knife

i got two flashlights

uh i got a hammer

a hook

and a nail gun

grab a weapon we're under attack

i call that nail gun no

nail gun's mine you lie

you brought the damn shovel take that

i'll trade it for the knife then no no

the knife is ilses

guys

just just

barricade every door and stand guard at

a window okay it's simple we'll wait

till it's light out and we can go down

to my car i saw a sheriff's office like

three hours back

dad let's go there now now

now while it's dark out and a killer's

on the loose and some tools that i found

[ __ ] that man

oh no sarah sarah's out there we have to

grab her hey guys

what easy duane i'm just trying to

figure out figure out what this isn't on

mystery hole the game is over

the window is closed and locked there's

no way the killer could have gotten out

that way dude

seriously who the [ __ ]

cares just grab a weapon pick one and

hunker your ass down but that means no

wait the killer could still be in the

house

let's find a [ __ ]

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so

uh

ugh

so

jesus christ rumor

hey

make sure those windows are shut tight

maybe those dumb [ __ ] found something

what happened

um

i i think

we

found where

monica was killed

oh

um

so so he he didn't

kill all three of them at once

the bastard killed

mariko and dragged her out that door

and up the ladder to dominic's room

why i don't know but when he got there

he must have found kenji so he strangled

him

and then when the killer was hiding the

bodies dominic must have walked in on

him

right because um

dominic had the only key but

but but why go through all the trouble

of carrying monaco up there

i don't know to hide her mother hearty

boy's over here

i'm going upstairs and anybody who wants

to live through the night can come with

me end a story

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but dwayne what i am saying is that

someone is playing the game for real

with us don't care eli grab that end and

they came from the inside and the window

is still locked which means it's more

likely that it's one of us

okay

okay okay let me get this straight

you think that one of us

just got carried away and started

killing people

that's idiotic and you think what some

lunatic lives in the woods in the middle

of nowhere waiting for us to play a game

called dead body and then sneaks in and

starts killing us without anyone seeing

them that's idiotic and why didn't

dominic marco or kenji scream when they

saw a total stranger it has to be i mean

it could have been a homeless nut

living out here or

a squatter it's not us

that's crazy but the house was spotless

there was no signs of life no signs of a

break-in [ __ ]

we have to get out of here wait elsa

just hang on

even if it's one of these guys we can't

all head out into the woods if one of

them is a killer you and i will go alone

really

and duane oh gee thanks hun

hey what about the rest of us

why would we take you

you're the one whose idea was to play

what's that proof you guys it's so

obviously dwayne he's

dwight son of a [ __ ]

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are you guys seeing that you're blaming

us i ought to put a nail in your head

let him go

put the nail gun down

guys we have to calm down even if one of

us is the killer

they can't possibly take all of us at

once so let's just talk

yeah

yeah let's talk

let's talk about this

you were stalking morocco what the hell

give me back my journal

uh let's see

i followed marico to the egyptian

theater that day when she came out of

the movie she was so alive so full of

spirit

it wrenched my heart open to see kenji

walk out after her

rumor

yes

okay

i had feelings for her

but then why

would i do this

it must have killed you

to watch them constantly go off the [ __ ]

yeah you couldn't take it anymore so you

snuck in while they were [ __ ] and

killed them

both

that's insane yeah yeah maybe except

dominic saw you too right and you killed

him that's why you told sarah to stay

out of kenji and marco's room

you said they were [ __ ] but you

didn't want her to see that proves

nothing

put your personal feelings away and

think

who could have done this

it's

simple

if it was one of us

it's most likely it wasn't someone we

knew our entire lives which means

dwayne

or

somebody there

creepy

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oh

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you guys are somewhere out here

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you guys i think i saw a guy out there

you have to come see this

are you guys okay

i saw her go downstairs with marico

that's right she did she killed her in

cold blood and then she came up to

pretend she was angry and she stormed

off then she came back to stash their

bodies bodies how did she get back

outside the windows are locked and shut

from the inside maybe she slipped out

while elsa was hiding in the bedroom she

locked the door from the inside closed

it behind her done so obvious jesus you

guys are getting way too into this game

i have a real problem yeah you sure do

don't worry sarah

we just have questions

don't

you guys are scaring me stop just stop

not guys

put her in the bedroom with the bodies

guys no you can't put her in there

put me down [ __ ] stuff that's not

funny put me down oh my god it's not

real what's happening

what's happening no

no don't leave me in here don't let me

get here stop let grow dwayne we can

just watch her marcus over phyllis is

right you can't just lock her in there

let her out no no this is a life or

death situation if she's a threat she

needs to be dealt with i think it's for

the best guys she'll be fine while we

hash things out no no get them back i

mean

rumor give up that hacksaw

eli get the hacksaw

keep it up

man

why the violence

seriously let's

discuss

all right

in the living room move what if she's

innocent what if she's not

let's go

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she'll be fine

okay

okay

let's just figure this out

all right in round two she went

downstairs with marico period

all right and if marico died down there

which she did

it's a little funny that nothing was

mentioned don't you think

exactly rumor are you buying any of this

i hate to say it but dwayne's right yeah

thank you thank you rumor of all people

do we forget how pissed off she was

about them having sex okay well she got

so mad that she killed marico

all right she goes outside for a walk

and drags the body to the bedroom sees

kenji and kills him too then dominic

comes in because he's the only one with

the key and she killed him too no

witness oh what that's crazy

it's sarah why would she do that why

would she kill three

people

and just five minutes ago you thought it

was rumor that was before we knew she

was sulking around out there

in the perfect position to do this i

mean

what do we really know about her she did

go to juvie for her point of knife on

another kid

she used to

cut herself

like pretty deep

and she does have these moods

but i know sarah besides

dwayne you've been to juvie too wait for

what eli you're always whacked out on

drugs plus eli you said that the knife

in monaco was an oyster shucker how did

you know that guys knock it off and

rumor you've always had weird tendencies

everyone used to say you lost your

finger in a knife i lost it in a car

accident and while we're at it ilsa how

did you get in the bedroom with no key

hey watch it rumor i used my credit card

okay

fair enough

sarah is our prime suspect but it could

be any of us so why are we putting her

through this hell exactly if we're wrong

she doesn't deserve to be locked up in a

room with bodies baby she made bodies of

those people

of your friends okay

you're right we should move her

maybe we could find a door that locks

from the outside

let's check the basement

i saw a supplied closet down there

fine

fine but we're tying her up i'm gonna go

find some rope i'll give you a hand

elsa

don't let her out okay

not yet

just in case

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sarah

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[ __ ] this

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hmm

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eli

is that you

oh my god

they got eli

no

i should have known no no no no i i

found him like this

and you had the hacksaw earlier you've

always been off

you brought that knife to seventh grade

no that that was dominic's i just got

caught with it when he showed it to me

marcus tell them

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a rumor we don't want to hurt you

we just want to talk

come on

marcus

it's me

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it's us

just come inside rumor

guys guys okay come on this is crazy

dwayne's the neanderthal he's the one

with a record

what the heck

don't hurt him

marcus i'm sorry

no i'm sorry i'm sorry

you're right

the two of us can trust each other and

that's

about it okay so let's get

the gear and the flashlights and run to

the vans as fast as we can rumors out

there i know i

i know i know

it doesn't make sense rumor is not a

killer he is not a killer

dwayne i don't know

i have known rumor my entire life

and i let him

run off into the woods alone

wait

marcus

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duane

remember

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uh

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elsa

is that you

oh god

are you okay he attacked me he came

after me who was it i don't know i

couldn't see him no no please leave him

again please no

stay right here

let's just get back inside

come listen marcus you're right only we

two can trust each other let's just get

to the car and get out of here

what happened

did you

i lost him good because he's not the

killer

who is then whoever it was he just came

after me

sarah

i'm letting her out

thank god you didn't find him

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oh she must have found the key

maybe marigo had it

it was sarah

let's get to the car

rumor

rumor

rumor

rumor

rumor hey

it's probably another mile or two

from now on we all watch each other's

backs okay

and kill anything that isn't us we have

to find rumor before the killer does

come on

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oh

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i'm so sorry i'm so sorry

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you can't do this right now marcus

it's not your fault

i just

i was supposed to save him oh jesus

christ

we're almost there let's go

oh my god

i never thought i'd be so happy to see

my mom's van

stop

somebody broke in

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you guys

you guys

it's not me i know who it is

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she's trying to hot wire the car

let me guess you can't get it started

just get out of there let me try

uh

oh my god

sarah

and dominic and margo and kenji oh my

god

i hit him who

the killer

i found a branch pulled it back

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dwayne

you didn't find room out in the woods

did you no i already told you that

god damn she [ __ ] this up those

scratches on your face how did you get

those treason man what do you think

what

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what

oh you don't believe me all of a sudden

is that it

yeah i see that you guys make quite the

couple don't you

dwayne we're just trying to figure this

out yeah

i mean

why were you so against us looking for

clues earlier

but you just wanted to barricade the

house so no one could get in

or out

how could rumor or sarah have carried

mariko up to the second floor oh

nice

nice yeah yeah this is what you wanted

from the beginning isn't it right

right you two are in on together aren't

you

aren't you sarah was about to tell us

who the killer was and you shot her in

her [ __ ] face

serious right now are you serious guys

she was a

lunatic this is crazy

we won

we made it

oh

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uh

what's that it's all over

we won

oh my god

what do you mean we won

what do you mean we won

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the killer

with the bridge

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why are you so ready to give up rumor

you've known him your entire life

i know it's been crazy but dwayne is

gone

we can get out of here

hey

relax it's me it's me it's us

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all right if i can't start the car

eli's car is parked like half a mile

down the road doms is

there must be some way to make you

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see okay

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you

so

so

oh

um

um

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ah

all of them

uh

no

no no no no see that was your fault

all i wanted to do was to kill kenji

mariko and you clearing the way for me

to move from number three on the

waitlist straight into harvard

i was going to wait until you all just

fell asleep and then kill you quietly my

dad even gave me an ex-convict to pin

everything on i had him tied up to this

tree until sarah found him i had

everything planned

but you

you couldn't go

one weekend without being the center of

attention you needed your love triangles

and your high school [ __ ]

so you invited all those birds with you

and you almost [ __ ] everything up

but

then we started to play dead body

and i couldn't resist

i

had to

kill you three right

under their noses

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as the late rumor would say

i wanted to play the game for real

i waited till round two where i

strangled

kenji then i locked the door went out

the window down the ladder into the

basement

oh my god my heart was just

like a little hummingbird

i was certain that you knew exactly what

i'd done

but of course you didn't

how is any of this my fault because of

what happened next

so i wrapped our little japanese flower

in a tarp

slung her over my shoulder up the ladder

through the window and plopped her on

the bed with her beloved kenji

i was just about to clean myself up when

you

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came in

i was

i didn't know what to do so i just

smeared some of mariko's blood on my

neck

after you

saw me with the bodies i

i had no choice

i had to kill everybody

but how i was trapped i was stuck

playing dead with kenji and mariko the

tokyo twins

and then

rumor

of all people

saved me

he threw the sheet over me remember oh

my god

i almost laughed out loud

don't be a sore loser sweet pea

you haven't heard the whole story

from there covered by a blanket it was a

piece of

cake

a couple of strategically placed pillows

and voila like i never even left

i think

right about that time you locked sarah

up in the bedroom

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and then you just started killing each

other

and it

was ill

it was beautiful

i mean

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all he had to do all he had to do was

shift into drive

and step on the gas and you'd be home

free

and you [ __ ] couldn't figure any of it

out you locked up the one person who

could solve the mystery and you're the

one getting into harvard

how [ __ ] dare

you matter

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i won

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oh my god

oh [ __ ]

oh my god

okay

that's not fair ilsa

that thing's not accurate anyway

face it

it's over

you piece of [ __ ]

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it didn't have to be this way

that's what this is about

that's what it was all about but not

anymore

now it's all about being the best the

winner

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you're

a failure

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uh

oh my god

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hey

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so

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so

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is

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my

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i see it oh

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crowds and rescue for me

and it's all

just because

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a new world

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you