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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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Now, sis, do it. Do it now!
No!
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Do it!
(YELLS)
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You alright? Oi!
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What are you doing?
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If I had £1,000 I would buy...
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..Brazilian Yaki hair, like Beyonce,
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a lip reduction, red velvet cupcakes,
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probably a dustpan and brush
for this place.
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I mean, look at it. It's boring.
There's not even crime 'ere.
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It's like some fake-arse estate.
S'like Diet Cola. It's diluted.
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Y'know, forget the dustpan, I'd buy
a train ticket and I'd just get out
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'cause I am trying to be something
worthwhile while I'm alive,
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you know what I mean?
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And these brick walls,
they're dragging me back, man.
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Yeah, I'm like a rose,
tryna grow out of mud.
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I was born a big thinker,
I'm very wise,
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you know, my mind is bare agile.
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I'm fast, you know what I mean?
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Got my ear to da ground
so I'm alert at all times.
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Tracey...
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I ain't even being vain...
Off we go.
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..I just am...special.
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Tracey! (SCOFFS)
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Just keep breathing now.
Keep brea...
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Oh.
What?
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Let's go, have a look.
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They've fucking done it!
Bastards!
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Uhbuggarshshinewarreday.
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I'm a bit busy right now, you know?
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Ooh, eew!
(LAUGHS LEWDLY)
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# Life ain't so great
Yeah, there'll be dots in the mud
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# And life ain't Hollywood
for any one of us
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# If ever you're in doubt,
just get your wings out
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# It's alright, darling,
get your wriggle on
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# Somewhere else. #
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Anything else?
Uh, no, just the salad, thanks.
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Is that Brazilian?
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Oh, do you know, I'm not even sure,
I've lost count.
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They've practically
got their own wardrobe.
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Looks real.
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Thank you. Wait, Tracey?
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We went to the same school,
I was a couple years below you.
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Meisha?
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Oh, yeah. You right?
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Oh, the big boss has me running out
buying coffees and salads
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every five minutes.
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What d'you..?
Oh, what don't I?
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Personal assistant to the boss,
marketing manager, sales exec,
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no sleep,
but there are a shitload of perks.
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I don't like sleazy Stacey,
I like chocolate Tracey,
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I wanna...I wanna lock her
in the boot of my car,
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I wanna drive her beyond
the most distant star.
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Look at that. Huh.
This is my boyfriend, Connor.
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Safe.
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You two look very...cute together.
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(WHISPERS) It's quite a new
relationship.
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Connor, what are ya doing?
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My mum wants it.
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Ah, so Connor, what is it
that you do?
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We were just talking jobs and stuff.
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I'm a poet.
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Ah, wasteman? I've been there.
(CHUCKLES)
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Listen, my boss is holding
a recruitment drive
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for the sales team.
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You should get down there,
you were always really nice.
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See ya.
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Winsley Cosmetics.
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Bye.
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CANDICE: Oh.
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Why?
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Police raided George the Giant's
flat, left the door open, innit,
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so we cleaned up.
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Why were these in his flat?
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So this why ya couldn't
cover my shift.
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Yeah. I'm gonna glue them together
and make a big one.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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I had to get my sister in.
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Cynthia?
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Next, please.
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Yeah, she'll be alright.
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BOTH: Yeah.
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'Cause I don't know if I can go back
you know, now I know could go places
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like, if I... Well, if I get it.
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'Course will, babe.
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That's why Meisha wants you
at the perfume recruitment today.
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Yeah, but she's not the big boss,
you know, the big boss, he's like...
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..he's big.
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Alright, I'll see ya later.
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Where you going?
To the recruitment.
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You gotta change, you silly bugger.
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I am changed.
This is what I'm wearing.
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Welcome to Winsley Cosmetics.
How are you doing, madam?
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Would you like to try
this nice perfume?
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This is actually our latest release,
yeah...
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Your husband will love this one,
mine does...
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Welcome to Winsley Cosmetics.
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(EXHALES)
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Hi, welcome to Winsley Cosmetics,
would you like to try this?
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H-hello! Perfume! P-perfume!
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OK, so, um, what we try to do
at Winsley
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is create an inviting atmosphere
for the clients.
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Mm-hm. Oh, hello,
welcome to Winsley Cosmetics.
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Your husband will love me,
mine does.
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No, I said that wrong. I said that...
Ah... Ah...
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(WOMAN CLEARS THROAT)
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What is it?
Perfume.
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The brand?
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Oh, yeah, yeah... Ah...
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Yeah, it's called uh...
Unmai Yo De Pum Pum.
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(WHISPERS) Ennemis hairont.
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Yeh me ho ho puff pum yum.
Ennemis hairont.
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Oh, my God, you ain't even sayin'
the whole thing, though!
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Ennemis hairont eau de parfum.
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Look, no-one in this country is gonna
buy this, it don't say perfume.
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How they gonna know it's perfume?
That...
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Good point.
I'll, um, I'll make a note of that.
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Cool.
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Oh, ay, oh, to Big Boss?
Tell him Tracey said it.
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We'll be in touch.
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Smashed it.
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# Waited so long
just to be here
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# And now we're bringing
this back to life
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# Yeah, we're bringing
this back to life
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# Want you to know how I miss ya
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# And now I got you
right by my side. #
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Fucking Jesus...smack him in the ass,
stuck his cock in my fucking ear!
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Devil talks to me.
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Grogg in my Jesus cock ear,
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rinkeedink goo.
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I worship Satan.
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Saboo.
I will fear no evil...
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Mary is whore of Joseph...
..when you're with me.
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..and your stars will comfort me.
God is a whore...
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..Satan burned Him...
Jesus Christ hallelujah!
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..in the darkness of the fire legion.
Blood of Jesus
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washes over this shop. Get away!
And I am many.
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Get away from me!
I am many!
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Why would anyone have
this many dildos?
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This is a business opportunity.
Everything is worth a profit, yeah?
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I'm an employed by Winsley Cosmetics,
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we are selling the smell of cow dung
in a box
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and people with fully
working nostrils are buying 'em.
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So?
So sell 'em.
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To who?
These lot. Here.
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Have a girl's night,
invite every woman on the estate,
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do all the pink stuff.
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Some of them...ain't fresh.
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They're used. They're second-hand.
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What? They ain't that bad, are they?
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(GAGS) Wow.
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Yeah. AA batteries
and STIs included.
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OK, well, as a business woman
I can give you a business model.
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OK, follow.
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You, the seller, have a problem -
150 dildos with BO.
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Seller, buyer, problem, OK?
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Now what I could do
is go round the houses,
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with FTSE analysing and diagrams
but...
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..what I propose to you is this -
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let's give the people
what they want, OK?
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It's an alternative penis
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and the most effective way
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to solve getting rid of the smell
of the penis...
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..is to wash them.
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(EXHALES)
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I feel like I just wasted
two minutes of my whole life
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and I can't get 'em back.
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Meisha!
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Wow. Tracey? Um. Why are you here?
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I was in the area.
Oh. OK.
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We normally wait 5-7 working days
before we get back to people...
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I just wanted to know, should I start
buying clothes like what you wear
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'cause this is beginning to
feel like a bit of a lucky charm,
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you know what I mean?
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OK, um, would you say that working
in sales is unnatural for you?
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Meisha, you know I used to work
in a corner shop.
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Look, I can't do Wednesday, OK?
I'm project managing a dildo.
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OK, unfortunately you haven't been
selected for the next phase.
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Thank you so much for your offer,
really,
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but I'm gonna have to decline.
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I'm sorry, I'm just looking
for something a bit more...
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Good luck though, and thank you.
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You can go.
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Um, but I work here.
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I don't care.
No, but I'm an employee.
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Go over there, then.
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There.
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I thought you definitely stood out.
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Which is, you know... (SNIFFS)
..important.
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They're going to hire
the daughter of the boss's friend,
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they always were, I don't know why
they even bother with recruitments,
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it's all about who you know.
Yeah, well, I don't know anyone.
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Stepping stones, and all that.
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So listen you up for coming
to a work thing tonight?
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Posh do, swarming with execs,
worth your time?
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No, I didn't get the job.
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Ahh, I'll sneak you in,
stepping stones, and all that.
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Will...will Big Boss be there?
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I dunno if he'll be down
with this kinda shit
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but he'll be there, for defs,
so whaddo we say, is that enough?
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Well, what's that...what's that for?
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Mainly cocaine.
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I think Ned and Harry
are partial to a bit of MDMA,
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a bit of the old 'mud-muh', so
maybe chuck that in for good measure
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but mainly the cocaine, you know?
What's your number?
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M-my phone?
Yeah, yeah.
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My old dealer got arrested
or murdered or something.
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It's really quite sad,
and quite inconvenient but hey.
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Old...dealer?
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Oh, fuck a dog, my suit's ready.
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Look, gotta dash.
Great work today.
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Here's my card...
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..see ya at krunck o'clock.
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Yeah, OK.
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# Oh, we'll have our cake and eat it
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# Oh, we'll have our cake...#
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He give me the cash
and now I think I got a drug seller.
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So you'll be their new friend
with the cocaine?
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Yeah.
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Now, can I just carry it in my bag
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or should I eat the cocaine and then
poo it out when I get to the hotel,
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I've seen that on TV.
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I don't know,
I don't do cocaine, I'm black.
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Oh, you don't know Noah?
I've heard he's a drug lord.
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No-one knows Noah.
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That's why he's called that,
he's a mystery bruv.
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OK, well, you know what,
I'll just pop down there.
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"Pop down"?
This isn't a mini mart, you know?
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He's a gangster, he's got tattoos
all over his face, blad.
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This innocent Bangladeshi immigrant,
he had this Pizza Palace leaflet,
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he put it through his letter box,
do you know what he did to him?
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Yeah, I'm already terrified, Candice
OK, I'm already terrified.
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He ate the nose off his face!
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I understand, OK?
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But I come this far, if I stop now,
I mean...
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..I might as well die.
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If I'm not back by midnight,
call the police,
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and tell my mother I love her.
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That I was trying to life the life
she dreamed of,
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that I was just trying
to step on the stones.
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No.
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No, you're not going alone.
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I'm coming with you.
Thank you.
244
00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:47,920
Listen, bitch!
245
00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:50,560
We tell him what we want
and we never look him in the face.
246
00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:53,600
Keep your eyes to the fucking floor,
Trace.
247
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,960
No, not now.
Sorry.
248
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,280
This man is a beast.
249
00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:03,040
He can and will kill you
where you stand.
250
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,160
Banoffee's always a hit and miss
so if you don't like it...
251
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,280
Noah, this is superb.
252
00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,920
I'll show ya, it's my own recipe.
253
00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,400
Shut up!
254
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,600
Excuse me, sir?
Can we have the drugs, please?
255
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,440
Oh, gosh. Have I not...?
256
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,160
Noah, you're lovely.
257
00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,080
(WHISPERS) What the hell?
258
00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:34,680
I know, blad,
and he's giving me the recipe.
259
00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,880
Right, cocaine in here,
260
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,680
MDMA in here,
261
00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:42,200
speed and MDA,
'cause you've both been a treat.
262
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:46,080
Let's run, run, run! C'mon!
263
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,680
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
264
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,280
No, absolutely.
265
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,400
(PHONE RINGS)
Oh, excuse me.
266
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,600
Yeah.
TRACEY: Hey, Josh, I'm outside.
267
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,080
(WHISTLES)
268
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,760
Excuse me. Excuse me.
269
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,880
(BRIGHT FUNKY MUSIC)
270
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,040
MAN: Not too much, you bellend.
271
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,000
You don't want any do you?
272
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,920
Nah, nah, you know, I had some
for...for breakfast, for lunch.
273
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,720
I am... I'm stuffed.
274
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:26,880
Sweet. Sweet.
Yeah.
275
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,960
(SNIFFS) Oh, pleasure
doing business with you.
276
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,600
A toast to our new working
relationship.
277
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,920
Oh, OK.
278
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,720
Er, I mean, I haven't actually
seen Big Boss yet,
279
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,960
who's going to give me my hours,
you know, like...?
280
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:44,200
Um... I...I've already told Meisha
that I'm doing a dildo thing...
281
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,080
It's not gonna happen overnight,
is it?
282
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,760
Stepping stones and all that.
283
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:52,400
(SNIFFS) Oh, Tracey,
I am fucking pumped.
284
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,680
Chin-chin.
285
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,600
Um, yeah, OK.
286
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,920
Yeah.
287
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,480
(SNIFFS) Mm.
288
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,360
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
289
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,440
That is disgusting.
290
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,280
You've finished the whole thing.
291
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,760
Ah...
292
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:13,400
..yeah, there's a little bit
of backwash, if you, ah, want it?
293
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,320
Oh, fuck all the dogs.
294
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:19,600
Yes, well, I...I didn't know
there was anything, ah, in there
295
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,240
so it was totally, like,
n-n-not my fault.
296
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:25,480
Not mine neither...
And, er, stepping stones.
297
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,000
Stepping stones.
298
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,040
Well, it was very nice to meet you.
I like ya.
299
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,400
(UPBEAT FUNKY MUSIC)
I really, ah, do.
300
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,080
MAN: She's drunk the whole thing!
301
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:39,880
(MUSIC STOPS)
Yeah! (LAUGHS)
302
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,600
OK, then I'll come with you guys.
(LAUGHS)
303
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,760
ESTHER: Sexy ladies, queens,
princesses,
304
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,760
you are about to experience
the night of your fucking lives,
305
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:55,280
better than any Ann Summers party...
(ALL CHEER)
306
00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:59,440
a special...presentation. Whoo-hoo!
307
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:03,640
Well, ho, ho, ho,
it's fucking Christmas!
308
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,520
Oh, Jesus.
309
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,200
(GENERAL CHATTER)
310
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,160
If you could just check...
Meisha.
311
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,800
Tracey. You're here as well.
312
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,120
Yeah.
Why?
313
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,280
It's hot in here. Josh snuck me in.
314
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,840
Josh? I thought you had a boyfriend.
315
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,360
(GLASS SMASHES)
Yeah, um, I do.
316
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:24,760
My mouth is dry.
Oh, I bought Josh the cocaine.
317
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,000
Isn't that how you got the job
as well?
318
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,600
No.
I...
319
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,240
..I think I've been a bit silly.
320
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,880
Well, that's disappointing.
321
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,800
Meisha, I just wanted it so badly.
I was desperate, yeah.
322
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,360
I was desperate, Meisha.
Tracey...
323
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,720
..people like us,
324
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,360
we have to be twice as alert.
325
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,800
Opportunities are never just gonna
be handed to us on silver sp...
326
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,160
What are you doing?
327
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,640
Have you taken something?
328
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,560
OK, come with me,
you need to get out of here.
329
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,840
(FANFARE PLAYS,
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
330
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,400
Ooh!
331
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,800
(DRIVING MUSIC PLAYS)
332
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,960
(BACKGROUND CHEERING NOISE FADES)
(CLAPS)
333
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:20,000
Isss Big Boss here.
334
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,840
Big...mon.
335
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,440
ESTHER: Fucking hell,
I'll tell you what,
336
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:31,240
I've had more fake orgasms
than I've had Cornish pasties.
337
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,400
And I've had a lot
of Cornish pasties.
338
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:38,160
Honestly, though, most times I just
want to be alone and ride pillow.
339
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,840
Ride it, ride it, ride it.
(ALL LAUGH)
340
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,880
Oi, the worst one, yeah,
341
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,720
is, "How many times
did I make you cum?" Like make me?
342
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,440
Yeah, yeah, as if
they give it to ya.
343
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,240
I mean, I might climax if you stop
generically pounding my arse
344
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,560
like hammer on a nail.
345
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,520
Some of the stuff
I've seen men get off on,
346
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,480
I'm like,
"Are you fucking delusional?"
347
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,160
They are delusional, they are.
348
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,920
"Ah, baby, you gonna squirt for me
one day?"
349
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:04,280
Them bitches in them videos
are pissing, it's just piss.
350
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,400
Like actual urine.
351
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,760
Them girls are lucky, my fudge
is as dry as a fucking Ryvita.
352
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,520
Nan!
(ALL LAUGH)
353
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:17,760
BIG BOSS: Where there are no goals,
there is no hope.
354
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:21,720
Where there is no future,
there is no future.
355
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:27,160
Winsley Cosmetics is the future
and I am so...proud of...
356
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,320
Yeah.
357
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,720
I'm Tracey and I wanna say
a few words.
358
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,960
I used to wanna be in you lots gang.
359
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,520
(CHOIR SINGS EXULTANT SONG)
360
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,520
But now I see this lifestyle
for what it really is,
361
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,080
it's just greed.
362
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,400
It's just money!
363
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:53,000
Wouldn't you rather have friends
and people that love you? I would.
364
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,840
Instead of a bunch of people
who judge me.
365
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,880
I mean, none of you know
what I am capable of.
366
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,520
None of you know me,
you just think you do
367
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,840
and it's pathetic
the way you judge me.
368
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,520
It's pathetic.
369
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,320
But at the same time
370
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:09,280
I do really feel
like we really get on.
371
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:13,760
(CHOIR STOPS)
I donwha gwan? Shayamade.
372
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,000
I go innin hoe now.
373
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
Isshi, shaad...
374
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,080
Ho, Big Boss...
375
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,840
Eebeeboh, ah, wow.
No, no, no...
376
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,080
(GASPS) Oh, my God.
377
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,040
Tracey...
Mmm?
378
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,520
Tracey, Tracey.
Mmm?
379
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,880
You're having a bad trip.
380
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,840
There's gonna be an attack.
381
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,520
Uh, there's gonna be a terror...
terrorist attack, the biggest...
382
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,200
..listen to me,
because this is important.
383
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,760
It's NOT the Muslims...
384
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,840
..it's the people of Scotland.
385
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:50,000
All the CCTV is in the mosques
so we're never gonna catch them...
386
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,480
No. You need a cab.
387
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,680
(BRIGHT FUNKY MUSIC)
388
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,400
Kiss me.
OK...
389
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,040
You didn't...!
390
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,080
Yeah.
391
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,800
Ladies and gentlemen,
the highlight of the evening.
392
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,640
Candy's Chocolate Cockatoo!
393
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,320
(ALL CHEER)
(UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
394
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,120
Jesus!
395
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:34,120
Yes! Oh, my God.
396
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,040
(ALL LAUGH)
397
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,960
Whoa! What's wrong with you?
They're used, man?
398
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,480
(MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY)
399
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,720
They're used?
Oh!
400
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,520
Oh, the shame.
Oh!
401
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:08,840
Are you taking the piss?
402
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:12,280
I want my tenner back.
Stick your dildo.
403
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,800
An absolute shame.
404
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,680
Disgusting. Disgusting!
Oh.
405
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,520
Can you imagine it?
406
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,000
Seriously?
407
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,200
TRACEY: Home...
408
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,120
Wow!
409
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,320
Iss like a palace.
410
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,240
Iss tall.
411
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,080
Bricks...
412
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,760
(GASPS) Stairs.
413
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:45,080
Stepping stones.
414
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,840
You're amazing.
415
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,680
Oh, you guys are so...so amazing!
416
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,200
(GASPS) Mummy.
417
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,760
(CHOIR SINGS EXULTANT MUSIC)
418
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,880
I love you.
419
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,800
I know I've never said that before
but...
420
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,560
..I do.
421
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,160
Mamacita.
422
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,760
(BURBLES)
423
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,400
..fekking never mind. (LAUGHS)
424
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,200
(HUMS)
(BABBLES)
425
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:54,160
Keegmay nemissune tune.
Keegmay, keegmay, keegmay...
426
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,080
Keegmay...keegmay...
427
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:59,680
Oh, kegma...
De mistu on keeg bombcha.
428
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,080
Satan will not prevail.
429
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:06,600
Oh, minions of Satan I command you,
leave her!
430
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,280
Exit her, erupt through her mouth.
Ah!
431
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,400
Oh, so sick.
Leave her body!
432
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,000
Exit it, erupt through her mouth.
(GAGS)
433
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,920
Hallelujah, hallelu...
(RETCHES AND VOMIT)
434
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,680
Vile demon.
435
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,760
Oh, it's nice. (GIGGLES)
436
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,760
Ooh. (SHIVERS AND BABBLES)
437
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,520
There we go. Yes, OK, bye-bye.
438
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,600
Bye-bye.
Bye.
439
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,800
# Take me to the water
# Take me to the water
440
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:41,320
# Take me to the sea
# Take me to the sea
441
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:45,400
# Take me to the water
# Take me to the water
442
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:49,120
# To the sea of Galilee
443
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:55,240
# I'm gonna wash away all of my sins
444
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,960
# Start all over, yeah. #
445
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:02,160
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446
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,640
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