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# Life ain't so great
Yeah, there'll be dots in the mud
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# And life ain't Hollywood
for any one of us
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# If ever you're in doubt,
just get your wings out
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# It's alright, darling,
get your wriggle on
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# Somewhere else. #
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Heavenly Father,
thank you for saving us
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by the blood of the Lamb,
your Son, Jesus Christ.
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Without you,
we are nothing but sinners.
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Thank you for unity.
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Yes, Lord.
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Thank you, Jesus.
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My mum was gonna name me Alyssa,
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which means 'sweet angel' in Indian,
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but when I come out, she looked at me
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and she called me Tracey.
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Tracey.
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I mean, it sounds like
I eat bacon sarnies
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or have sex at the back of the bus.
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I don't eat pork, man,
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and I don't even want to have sex
with my boyfriend in a bedroom.
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Excuse me, I'm...
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..I am trying to pray
with my life partner, so...
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..for keeping Tracey and I united
in six years of courtship.
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For preserving our virginity
thus far...
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Mm. Yes, Lord.
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(MOANS)
Yes, Lord.
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(PANTS) Oh, Ron!
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Oh, no...
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Yeah.
Oh, wow!
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(BOTH SPEAK INDISTINCTLY)
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(MOANS)
God!
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..for preserving our virginity
thus far.
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Your Word says
a whore is a deep ditch
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and a strange woman
is a narrow pit...
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(MOANS)
..to stay virginal till marriage.
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And we will wait until we die
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if it brings you glory.
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Amen.
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Amen!
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Tracey?
(BOTH MOAN)
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Amen.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(YAWNS LOUDLY)
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Tired already.
No, it's only gone 12:00.
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Probably gonna...have a nap now.
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You always nap when I'm here.
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Yeah. I told you, it's 'cause
of my, um...my, uh...
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Your anaemia, yeah.
Mm.
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I just really like, um,
spending time with you.
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Hey. Chin up.
(CHUCKLES)
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Where's the chin?
Here's the chin.
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There's the chin.
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There it is.
Good.
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Don't be desperate.
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No, don't be desperate. Sorry.
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Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
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Sometimes, he just lets me stay
and watch him sleep.
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I could never let him do that,
'cause when I sleep I get wet dreams.
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I'll just be having
a normal KIND OF sexy dream.
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(MUMBLES) Oh, Jay Z, don't you dare!
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It gets too intense, and then...
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..I squirt blood, out my nostrils.
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Fuck you! Fuck your mums!
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Man's soul is void,
like the universe got...
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Oh!
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What is he doing?
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The universe got...
I'm sorry - who are you talking to?
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Wow.
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Nah, I'm, uh...
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(PHONE RINGS)
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I'm writing my poetry!
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What the fuck, man?
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Listen. Delete me
from your contacts.
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Delete me from your conta...!
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Mum!
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You've got a shift
in the shop, yeah?
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Yeah. Uh, yeah, yeah. Later.
Yeah.
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Yeah, I've seen you - with the hat.
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You sort of look like a maid.
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Like a...a modern,
liberated slave sort of thing.
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Nah. That doesn't...
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Oh. Um...
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When you wear the hat...
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I like... You're not my maid.
You're not a maid.
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I like you.
(LAUGHS)
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I like the shop hat.
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Ugh.
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Uh, wh-wh-what are you doing?
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Letting you in.
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Oh.
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Coo...cool. Excuse me.
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I'll get that.
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(RUNS AWAY)
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Are you hearing me?
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Listen, mate.
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You're definitely missing my party
to break your hymen.
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It's just dinner with Ronald.
You have a party every week.
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I ain't even upset. I'm proud.
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It's time!
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Candice, I'm 24, I'm a virgin, yes.
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That doesn't mean I have to want
to have sex with my boyfriend, yeah?
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You don't have to.
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You can bang someone
on Tinder - it's free!
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Set the thing to find someone
in your borough, and walk.
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A Tinder bang
ain't even a bus fare, bruv!
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Candice is, like, the buffest girl
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I've ever seen
on the whole of my estate.
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But she's got learning difficulties,
so it sort of balances it out.
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So, like, I can be best friends with
her, and I ain't jealous or anything.
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You know, if you leave it too long,
you'll tear when he enters you -
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you'll need stitches.
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Yeah, well, thank God
for the NHS, then, innit?
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Babe, let me give you a makeover.
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You won't get the D
looking like that.
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Candice, I don't want the D!
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Or one of your makeovers.
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Alright, as long as
you ain't lying to yourself.
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Sex is overrated anyway.
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Yeah, it's good when it's good,
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but it's never...exciting.
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Like, it's never a thrill.
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Is it, um...Aaron?
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He's very... You know,
he's...he's very...
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(MOANS)
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I love you.
I love you too.
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You are an emblem of the sun.
Emblem of the sun. Yeah, I know.
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You're my feeling
of conscious presence.
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I want him to have a firmer hand.
'Course, man.
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I want him to hold me down.
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He's gotta be there for you, man.
With his hands. Like, tighter.
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Strangle me, like, bear tight,
until I almost die,
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but I don't - I just...
I just do a big come.
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You know?
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Fuck Fifty Shades Of Grey -
that's some vanilla shit!
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I'm talking raw BDSM -
bondage, discipline,
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wanking, spanking...
Oh, yeah. I feel uncomfortable, so...
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Trace.
No.
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(SNORTS)
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What are you doing?
This is my room, sis.
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Thought you might want a shot
at taking the title.
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Oh.
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Where's Mum?
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Evangelising at the community hall.
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My dear, your vagina is holy.
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I will command Satan
to leave your nether regions today.
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Fire! Hallelujah! Begone!
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Apparently, there's
a hedonism-inspired plot
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for a party tonight.
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Here, on the estate.
No, I think it's just Candice.
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The devil will be
prowling round her flat
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like a lion on a low-carb diet,
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so probably better that
we stay here till tomorrow.
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Yeah.
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Cynthia?
Mm?
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What do you want, uh, from life?
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Nothing.
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I mean, nothing else - just this.
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No, come on.
I mean, like, 20 years' time.
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You know, you married? You got kids?
Like, something? Something else?
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I see...the three of us at the table
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like every other day,
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except we're really old.
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Oh, and Mum is, like...
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..really, REALLY old.
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Oh, is she?
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There's a bunch of bloody tissues
near your bed.
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(WHISPERS)
Do you want my period pad?
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I don't mind sharing.
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Oh!
Oh, Jay Z.
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I'm definitely gonna bang Ronald.
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Tonight.
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CANDICE: Ronald is gonna bang you
before starters.
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Just remember all the shit
I told you, and you'll be fine.
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I don't know why I lie to myself.
I want it. I want it.
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Alright.
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I think I'm done.
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I thought she was your friend.
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She is. Nan!
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OK, just let me see, let me see,
let me see, let me see!
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I love it.
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It's like Beyonce.
Is it?
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Oh, my God.
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I'm nervous.
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Start with the right levels
of eye contact...
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Mm-hm.
..and the rest'll be easy.
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Yeah.
It's the difference between this...
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..and this.
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Wow.
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It's the 'come to bed' face.
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Right.
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Neutral face.
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'Come to bed' face.
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Uh... OK. A little bit less.
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I feel sick.
OK. OK.
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Um, you remember how to go in
for the kiss, yeah?
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Mm-hm.
No! No, Tracey.
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Keep it light! Keep it light, man!
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You've gotta make him think
that he's in control.
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Yeah.
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And when he gives in to you,
just sit on his face.
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Uh...what?
Just sit on his face.
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Just perch on it, love.
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Sit your bare pussy on his face.
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If he don't open his mouth,
just hold his nose.
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Like in the first aid.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Oh, Tracey!
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Come on, be confident.
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You're like fine wine.
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What's between your legs has been
fermenting there for 24 years!
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You're an asset.
Oh, thank you, Esther.
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(CHUCKLES)
That means a lot, you know.
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Oh! I feel a bit like...
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..like Oprah.
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(SIGHS)
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Candice, if you want Aaron to hurt
you, you just need to make him angry.
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Oh, I don't know about...
Have you tried laughing at him?
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Ronald always gets angry
when I laugh at him.
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Alright, I'll think about it.
Yeah.
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Thanks, babe. I love you!
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Look, I throb so hard
it's like my vagina's got epilepsy,
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so I really appreciate this.
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Yeah, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
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And remember, if all else fails
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get your tits out!
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(SIGHS)
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You good?
Yeah. Yep.
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Where's your hat?
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It's... It's, um...in my house.
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OK.
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OK.
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Oh, fuck. Are...are you alright?
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Your nose is bleeding.
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(LAUGHS) No, it's not, you idiot!
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(LAUGHS)
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Hi.
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(CHUCKLES FLIRTATIOUSLY)
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Mm-mmm.
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Oh.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Mmm.
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Ooh! (CHUCKLES)
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(CHOPSTICK CLATTERS)
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Ron...
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..I've gotta go toilet,
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but I'm scared that you're gonna try
and watch me walk as I leave.
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It's the least of your worries.
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Ron, you are terrible.
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I'm going...
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(HEEL SNAPS)
Ooh!
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Aagh!
Oh! Sorry! Oh! Sorry!
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Oh! Oh!
God! What are you doing?!
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Shh-shh. Please, please, please...
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I like your...
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Um, can I get the, uh...bill?
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Thank you.
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Oh, shit, this feels good!
258
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(MOANS)
259
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:18,840
Pull it.
260
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,000
What?
261
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,360
Nothing.
262
00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,080
Oh, I love you.
263
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,440
I'm not gonna hurt you.
264
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,040
Dig your nails into my bum.
265
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,840
What?
Nothing.
266
00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,160
Go on, slap it.
267
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,840
(MOANS) Oh, yeah.
268
00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,320
(MOANS) Mmm.
269
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,520
(LAUGHS)
Mmm!
270
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,800
Something wrong?
271
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,560
Nah. It's cute, babe.
272
00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,800
You make sex moans like a girl.
273
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,200
(CHUCKLES)
274
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,320
What?!
275
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:50,280
You look...different.
276
00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,680
I...I had a makeover.
277
00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,240
You're fine the way you are.
278
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,520
Really?
279
00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,280
How...how d'you mean?
280
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,080
Now you look worse.
281
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,960
I think about you a lot,
you know, Ron.
282
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:09,840
Like, sometimes I'm like, "Ugh! what
can I do to get Ronald off my mind?"
283
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,360
You could study.
You could get a qualification.
284
00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,920
Y...yeah.
285
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,760
Sign up for Bible study.
286
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,480
Actually, you'd be
better off enrolling
287
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,920
in Soldier of Christ Boot Camp.
288
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,960
It's designed for people
who struggle with literacy.
289
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,160
It's got your name all over it.
290
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:28,600
Ron...you are like a brick wall.
291
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,680
If by brick you mean impenetrable
292
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:34,720
like Jesus, the epic superhero
of salvation, then...yeah.
293
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:37,880
(SIGHS) Where is that prayer guide?
294
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:38,920
Dunno.
295
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,200
The man who wrote it
is doing this amazing retreat.
296
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:45,120
It's all about
really listening to Jesus.
297
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,760
It's a bit pricey,
but they do have discounts
298
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,400
for, you know, the poor.
299
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,440
Yeah.
300
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,160
Oh, no, we're...we're Christian.
301
00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,480
We're gonna get married anyway,
302
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,720
so you might as well
just show me now,
303
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,080
just show me that you want me, OK?
304
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,040
Just rub your private parts
on my private parts, OK?
305
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,080
Nobody has to know.
306
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,880
God won't even care, OK?
It's just a little thing, OK?
307
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,240
I'm gonna give you
one tiny little kiss.
308
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,480
If we could just have
one little kiss.
309
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,760
I'm coming towards you, OK?
I just want one kiss, OK? Please?
310
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,200
Ow, man!
311
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,840
(SOBS)
312
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,200
I'm sorry!
313
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,360
This thing that you want,
I don't want it.
314
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,840
I would never want
to do that to you...
315
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,280
Don't make me sound
like no paedophile.
316
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,880
It's not disgusting - it's normal.
317
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,880
What, it's normal
to get a rope, or a belt...
318
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,160
Tie up, spank, whip,
suffocate, scratch -
319
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,640
all of that shit, yeah.
320
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,160
Aaron, why you going apeshit for?
321
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,320
The violence
is not without my consent.
322
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,680
I don't think we're gonna come
to an agreement on this, babe.
323
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:38,880
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
324
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,640
WOMAN: Party, party!
325
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,160
Candice, open up!
326
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,320
Come on, man!
Oh, shit!
327
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,560
Oh, God! The party's started!
328
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,160
(SOBS)
329
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,720
What's happened to you?
330
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,160
Who ARE you?
Oh, I know it's bad.
331
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,480
Yesterday you were normal.
332
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,720
Today you're Barbie -
333
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,360
if Barbie rolled around in the mud
and turned into a Negro.
334
00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,520
Oh... I know, OK?
I'm just...I'm just scared, Ron.
335
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,240
Yeah? We've been going out
since I was 17
336
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,440
and we haven't done anything.
337
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,600
I don't think it's normal.
338
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,240
I haven't kissed you, I haven't
held you, I haven't sat on your face.
339
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,520
Why would you sit on my face?!
340
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,080
I'm...I'm not sure.
341
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000
Mate!
342
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,800
I can practically smell the sin
oozing out of you!
343
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,080
Yeah, it's probably my perfume.
344
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,760
There I was, trying
to raise you out of poverty!
345
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,240
Boy, was I wrong!
346
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,440
W...where you going?
347
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,800
To have you arrested
for sexual assault!
348
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,040
Nah. Nah, nah, nah.
It...it was Esther! It was Esther!
349
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,440
I didn't know that's what it was!
350
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,960
(CHUCKLES) To think I was actually
going to take you as a wife!
351
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,080
Oh, for my foolishness,
352
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,680
God strike me down now!
(TYRES SCREECH)
353
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:37,960
Oh!
354
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,400
(CAR DRIVES AWAY)
355
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,800
Ron? Ron, are you OK?
356
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,840
Ron, can you hear me?
(BREATHES UNSTEADILY)
357
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,280
What have you done?
358
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,120
You're poison.
359
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,280
Get your nasty hands away from me.
360
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,640
Stay away.
361
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:56,920
OK.
362
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,200
Where are you going?
363
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,040
Get back here now!
364
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,640
Yeah, can I have ambulance, please,
to, uh, Knowlson Street?
365
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,080
Go away!
Yeah, near the police station.
366
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,600
Someone got knocked down by a car.
367
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,720
Come back!
368
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,240
No. No.
369
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,800
I thought I knew him, but he's...he's
definitely not who I thought he was.
370
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,080
Get back here!
371
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,960
Oh, yeah,
he's definitely still alive.
372
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,320
Thanks.
373
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,960
(LAUGHS)
374
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,560
Oh! Oh! You're here. They're here!
375
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,120
Right, listen -
376
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,200
man's soul is void,
377
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,280
like the universe got boy'd.
378
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,520
Hold up - my heart's destroyed.
379
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,960
See? It's some heavy stuff.
380
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,760
It's just rubbish.
381
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,480
Not ready. They ain't ready.
382
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,080
(SIGHS)
383
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,440
You're back where you belong.
384
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,040
Let's grow old
and play ludo forever.
385
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:15,520
Let me breathe!
An asthma attack?
386
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,120
Let's stay here and pray...
Where are you going?
387
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,400
No, it's not safe out there!
The devil is prowling!
388
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,640
(DOOR CLOSES)
He's prowling!
389
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,800
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
390
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,800
(CHATTER, LAUGHTER)
391
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,560
AARON: You alright?
392
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,520
Cand said you were trying
for the big one.
393
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:46,920
No, I don't...I don't want to talk.
394
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,520
I just...
Aaron, he threw me out.
395
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,960
He was so disgusted by me
he threw me outta the house.
396
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,160
He fucking what?
397
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,680
Look, I know
sexual harassment is illegal,
398
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,880
but it came from my heart.
399
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,640
He makes me feel like a freak
for expressing myself,
400
00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,640
or like what I want to do
is so wrong.
401
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,320
Yeah, but obviously, if it's,
like, violent, painful stuff...
402
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,320
No. I don't care if I'm asking you
to slap me round the face.
403
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,320
You should be open.
404
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,200
I express what I want,
and he goes apeshit?
405
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,360
He obviously don't love me.
406
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,120
I DO love her. 'Course I do.
407
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,520
With all my heart.
408
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,480
I've... Oh, man.
409
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,080
W...where you going?
410
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,080
What the fuck, man?!
What? I'm trying!
411
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,640
I want to try anything that makes
you happy, man. Why ya vexed?
412
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,240
This is for when I'm wet, Aaron!
(WHISPERS) When I'm wet!
413
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,480
Oh... Oh, right.
414
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,680
I was just so geared up.
415
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,720
(TUTS) Oh, baby, come here, man.
416
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,240
Slow steps, yeah?
417
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,360
We'll start off with just a scratch.
418
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,280
Yeah. I like that.
419
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,920
Do you want to take it
a little deeper? In the bedroom?
420
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,560
Come here, man.
421
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,760
(CHUCKLES)
422
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,920
(CHATTER, LAUGHTER)
423
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:20,160
Please protect me as I step
into this flat, sublet by Satan.
424
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:24,240
Give me the power to save Tracey
from his worshippers.
425
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,440
Amen.
426
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,160
Sorry. I thought it was empty.
427
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,320
Uh, sorry.
428
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,400
I'm Connor. You look nice.
429
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,640
Sit down, if you want.
430
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,600
You alright?
431
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,440
Yeah. Um...like, I don't know.
432
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,440
My boyfriend broke up with me,
433
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,720
and...and then he died.
434
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,640
But I saw an ambulance on the way,
435
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,240
so he's probably not dead.
436
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,600
I just...um...
437
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,560
Oh, my God!
I'm gonna take this off.
438
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,160
OK. Yep. You're taking it off.
439
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,880
Oh. Are you alright?
Oh, yeah. No, no. It's fine.
440
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,360
It's 'cause I really like you.
Oh.
441
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,800
I get nosebleeds.
442
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,880
It's fine. Yeah, I'll just...
443
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,320
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah. Get it off. Get it off.
444
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,080
Yeah. Ah!
There it is.
445
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,520
OK. OK.
446
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,600
Oh!
447
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,360
OK.
448
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,600
Yes.
Oh.
449
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,000
More of that, please.
Yeah?
450
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000
Yeah.
Ah.
451
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,400
Shake 'em.
Ah. Ah...
452
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,960
Oh, my God. That feels nice.
453
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,320
Ah!
454
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,280
Oh. That's great.
455
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,120
(JA RULE'S 'PUT IT ON ME' PLAYS)
# Where would I be without my baby
456
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,720
# The thought alone might break me
457
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,240
# And I don't wanna go crazy
458
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,280
# But every thug needs a lady
459
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,920
# Girl, it feel like you and I
been mounrin' together
460
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,640
# Inseparable,
we chose pain over pleasure
461
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,720
# For that you'll forever be
a part of... #
462
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,560
Oh, Connor!
Oh! Man's soul is void!
463
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,680
Like the universe got boy'd.
Yeah, got boy'd. Got boy'd!
464
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,240
Ohh... Wait. Wait.
Huh? What?
465
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,240
Agh!
466
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:07,520
Agh!
467
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,760
(MOANS)
468
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,000
(GIGGLES)
469
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,040
(MOANS)
Gah!
470
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,200
Oh, God! Mm!
Agh!
471
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,360
Oh, it's br...it's brilliant!
472
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,240
(MOANS)
Agh! Agh!
473
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,960
I'm sorry. I just...
I always wanted to do that.
474
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,600
Yeah? Ugh!
475
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,080
(LAUGHS) Oh, sh...
476
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,160
Ow. Ooh.
477
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,400
Yeah! Huh!
OK. Almost there.
478
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,560
Huh!
Done.
479
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,480
I don't remember if I was supposed
to wear clothes for this bit or not.
480
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,480
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
481
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,800
"Sit your bare pussy on..."
Yeah. It's...it's too late.
482
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,560
(MUFFLED) What are you doing?
483
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,160
I don't know. (CHUCKLES)
484
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,160
I...I don't know. (LAUGHS)
485
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,280
(SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)
486
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,600
# Where would I be without you?
487
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,240
# I only think about you
488
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,800
# I know you're tired
of being lonely
489
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,280
# So, baby girl, put it on me
490
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,480
# Where would I be without you... #
(GIGGLES)
491
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,440
Did...did you hear that?
492
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,920
(MUFFLED) No.
493
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,160
Ugh!
494
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,480
Did you like that?
495
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,720
Er, nah. Not really.
Yeah...
496
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,520
Yeah, me neither.
Come here.
497
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,920
My face is not to be sat on.
498
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,480
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499
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,480
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