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get out get out

we're done

unless you could go another round get

out of my bed then get out of my house

you're putting me on right

I mean it's 6:00 a.m. I feel like

getting a little shut-eye that was never

an option

I don't sleep with strangers you know

you just pick him up at bars take them

home and [ __ ] their brains out right

that's all my husband allows oh did I

tell you that he gets back from his

business meeting at 6:15 I thought you

said you were a widow I thought you're a

man of morals I didn't think you'd sleep

with me if you knew I was better hmm

thanks for caring so where did you say

he was coming back from done convention

I think you made a purchase can we see

each other again no do you have any

feelings for me at all no how do you

think you would feel if he knew you were

out tramping around with strange men and

telling them he was dead it would kill

him

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check alright

Oh with it dami about last night last

night your date the new beau your

gentleman caller would be nice actually

it was pretty dull y'all gonna be wild

the guy pays for everything and the

pressure still on him to keep the night

full of thrills how can you not

appreciate that kind of power because I

don't hate men I don't hate them either

I sympathize with them but you don't

date them if I hate it then I would date

them Valerie I know you're on lunch but

could I speak with you in my office

please yes sir

King me

what are you doing here at buzzards

enjoy my career in food services

whenever I take over a new branch I feel

an obligation to get to know the

employees on a personal level I'm

curious what kind of name is flake

exactly German Scottish ah that's

interesting your application says that

you've got a master's degree in fine

arts at UCL a consultant for one year in

Museum of Modern Art in New York City

taught courses in abstract art and

Impressionism in the 19th century what

are you doing here let's just say I got

into more interesting material food

services do you still find time to paint

sir miss Bazar is happy with me oh yes

yes indeed you're the best checker we've

got you're knowledgeable fast friendly

well I even noticed you skipping your

break period and collecting carts during

the parking lot

are you certain that this work isn't

beneath you nothing has beneath me sir

nothing

look Valerie your past is none of my

business I just think that you're

overqualified for this job now what I'd

like to do is increase in

responsibilities and promote you to

grocery manager there's gonna be an

opening soon if it's a new challenge and

I think you're ready for the leap phase

the hell of a lot more tell you that I'm

not ready yet

I want to thank you for the opportunity

I'm grateful I love working here but I

just I'd really prefer just doing the

grunt work for now just keeping busy

keeping really busy okay

we'll talk about promotion at a future

date and you keep up the good work maybe

a Valerie flake original would help

liven up this dreary office it's not so

dreary you could use a couple of plans

by all three into painting hmm maybe

hey Valerie hey Denise how you doing

everything okay uh well no I just want

to thank you for filling in for me

yesterday I know it was really short

notice and I really appreciate it sure

you'd do the same for me um I gotta ask

you another favor if you could believe

it you know I was out yesterday right

it's thick relative yeah it's my sister

and well she's not doing so good she she

needs a lot of blood so I'm hitting

everybody up at the store uh-huh look I

I know it's a hassle believe me but well

my family and I'd be real grateful

anyway

here's her full name and the hospital

she's staying at you just have to give

that information to the Red Cross what

type of blood does she have it's like oh

I'm a positive I don't think she could

use it oh no you know that's not even a

problem all you have to do is just

donate the blood because there's someone

out there who could use your blood and

then they just make an even swap on

behalf of my sister right

anyway how are you doing your family

good and everything healthy wealthy was

that's good you're lucky

you ever met Denise's sister I think

she's at the Christmas party last year

they say it started in her breasts and

never stopped spreading

yeah well I got problems bigger animal

I've been sayin oh yeah

short of undergoing a lobotomy I'm

trying to erase the last five years of

my life

no blood bank can help me with that

tried hypnosis completely shot

acupuncture [ __ ] with needles

psychiatry [ __ ] headquarters suicide

would not erase all the years god yeah

hi I'm cliff Lambert your husband and I

used to work together downtown uh you

and I met in Williams office a few times

you probably don't remember no it's a

pleasure to meet you cliff hi hi this is

my wife

hi would you two like to sit down no no

we were just on our way out I just

wanted to make sure that you are right

bill meant a lot to me so if there's

anything at all that you need no

actually bills worth a lot more dead

than he was alive hey excuse me the life

insurance cliff real beaut I just hope

you've provided for your lovely journey

in the same way you know he loved you

very much

he's always bragging about your artwork

what happened was horrible

and I'm truly sorry well on behalf of

the young widows of America I'd like to

thank you but through adversity we gain

strength and that's why I'm asking you

now

cliff you take care Valerie the nerve of

those people so rude and callous tell me

something how many more of these outings

before I get us Jaden a [ __ ] up is you

should I take that to mean you want to

cool it for a while

I want to cool it for a while no hard

feelings we're still friends

the guys should have at least one don't

you

you wouldn't do anything to put your

only friend in danger would you

hey you guys gonna be spy any chance

I really appreciate you ladies Sean

trusted me like this

it's a rare commodity these days let me

tell you st. Peters

Malory flake jet girl inside of road

nice to meet you flake and that's the

name you know here every day

Swedish Mexican really yeah see

down on your Duff that would be the

rumor wouldn't it well you just don't

got no wheels dude you're thumbing it

well that really just took some time off

you know wanted to see America coast to

coast journey actually began at at the

boardwalk in Atlantic City and it's it's

done pretty much in with you everything

does so why no rent-a-car too practical

you try renting a car with four duis on

your record or boy you think you would

have learned after three yeah I really

didn't want a drink it's just people

stopped listening to me and then they

just didn't want to hear my pain and oh

so you told your pain by getting behind

the wheel drunk and mowing over a few

school children no they didn't want to

listen when I tried to warn them and

they didn't believe me when I told them

that we've got to close America's

borders right now and that we've got to

put abortion clinics on each and every

street corner now we've got to teach

birth control in our elementary schools

Dave I want to apologize for my belch

and I really hope you'll finish your

dissertation no come on Dave I drove you

out here you at least owe me something

for that because you're just like all

the rest of them I mean there's so few

of us left who really care oh no Dave I

care I care about overpopulation within

the next two decades there will be so

much human infestation and so few

resources to go around that population

prisons are going to become commonplace

in each and every city the laws and

restrictions will be so harsh that we

won't even have the authority to drive

down to this Beach see that's why I

embarked on this journey in the first

place just to travel through the

greatest country ever unimpeded one last

time because the more people there are

Dave I'm sorry but I can't get you four

duis out of my mind I think we might be

soul mates

why how many do you ask for or less than

you

but I have been known to inviting the

spirits from time to time come on Dave

let's have one I haven't touched alcohol

in three and a half months come on we'll

enjoy our freedom one last time why

would you want me to drink something

that's gonna make me ill

I don't know never had that effect on me

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by numbers

no one's looking

from behind and up yours something you

think you deserve you ain't got the last

word

I see no vultures my ears start to

circle

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enjoy

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Oh John

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chomp at the bit about all these

one-horse town flames

second-string all right now your time is

come you know you're better than

strike while the iron's hot the forward

comes round goes run

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nobody treats you you said it everyone's

jealous to kiss your ass you say that's

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the gate was unlocked what do you do any

day now

Brian must be thrilled he is number

three how exciting we're also very proud

of you Barbie you look like [ __ ] and

I've asked you to call me Barbara and

you're in my son you don't return my

phone calls you tell me not to bother

you at work you never stop buying visits

are we still sisters you're gonna ruin

that too what do you want Barbara this

is not what I want this has to do with

your in-laws do you ever get their

invitation I don't know maybe they said

they mailed you an invite to their 40th

wedding anniversary in Palm Springs

three weeks ago as a matter of fact well

I'm a little behind in the mail they

really want to see you Valerie thanks

for stopping by

I appreciate it

I love you but you treat me like the

enemy sometimes I just like to talk yeah

I know this I just have nothing to talk

about nothing has changed for me

please understand that have you started

painting again nope

you think you will nothing has changed

for me

great whatever he smashed into a utility

pole and you had nothing to do with it

which means it's time to move on oh that

means you're all blocked up you're a

[ __ ] mess

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disappointment stops but from ty the

time see how I'm doing he came by last

night my life don't give

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this boy

ciao

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ma'am

ma'am

there's no observation deck on this

building I'm gonna have to ask you to

step down

yeah sure is a good view though isn't it

yeah you could cut it with a knife look

I'm just doing my job just give me a few

more minutes

let me soak it in from out of town nope

this is home maybe it's time I leave

just used to be a hell of a lot more

room to move around down there to see a

building vandalized with graffiti I used

to be a scandal

now it's an artistic statement I barely

recognize this place anymore

it's not the same as it was 30 years ago

if that's what you mean

15 the confiscating guns at my old high

school the inmates running the asylum so

get used to it

law-abiding citizens aren't in charge

anymore cops aren't allowed to do their

jobs anymore women won't get off my roof

anymore mm-hmm you know back on laissez

navin ooh we never used to lock our

front door until it was bedtime get off

my roof you want me off your roof don't

you it crossed my mind

I'm leaving look ahead and all you say a

brick walls that all you feel a broken

falls left - can why

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is the devil trying to force you down to

your knees make you beg abortion person

you say

yeah

at the big dream if only you could you

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yes

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look it's only my third day behind the

register I'm sorry

well it's just not taking the code

manager to check checks and to please

check Stan to please what do we have

here Jen cans of baby formula on a

coupon it seems pretty straightforward

and I'm paying with food stamps pretty

crooked excuse me did you punch in the

ten cans of formula and multiply times

done no I hit 15 by mistake and now I'm

having trouble for waiting musics good

look you gotta push the grocery total

and then the boys

thank you for store coupon food stamp

exempt tax exempt what's your coupon $4

okay now push food stamp exempt again

exam twice Scott it girl a plastic

excuse me excuse me miss um on behalf of

Wiker brothers up I just want to say

thank you for helping us in there you

you are very good in there

I was bitching yeah Tim Darnell store

manager

Valerie flake pissed off customer well I

think you're a goddess Valerie flake

Jimmy why do you only have one check

stand open to two o'clock in the

afternoon well we're a little

understaffed today the same people keep

calling in sick fire them and fire

yourself for growing that silly mustache

well uh you're obviously in the business

of what chain do you work for

starts Oh from Los Angeles huh listen I

I know I should be inside but I can't

leave this spot

I'm afraid I'm never gonna see you again

look I just got here I don't have any

idea how long I'm staying I'm tired and

I smell like cattle are you sure you

want to get yourself into this I'll tell

you what why don't you take a nap three

showers and meet me tonight after work

please at least for a few minutes I I'll

get you home early

I'll meet you there what

no no hey come on I can't let our first

date be in a dive like that look this is

no date

you don't interest me I bail hey I get

off at 9:00 will you be there Valerie

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still sometimes when I Drive home

I'll make believe sitting on my doorstep

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run back into your life

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familiar

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familiar

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Valarie happy anniversary oh I missed

you

you've been away too long I know you're

staying with us I hope you realize that

I won't hear of any other plans I was

gonna be good

give her up Irene it's my turn you know

we couldn't reach you by a phone you

changed your number on us don't let that

happen again yes sir mm-hmm got it right

didn't it all right you got it right all

right you both look great you mean it

there's it's been good to us

yeah always something to do a lot of

ground to cover well probably another

call confirming the party excuse me a

minute gorgeous you both deserve

paradise we all do you're tired no just

getting up and those pictures are a

cruel reminder those pictures in my

prized possessions they're all I've got

here's a beautiful boy he loved you

Valerie he loved you so much I barely

recognized him at times what do you mean

well he was always very rational very

clear-headed never showed much emotion

and then you popped into his life out of

nowhere and all of a sudden he became

this babbling romantic fool very weird

but wonderful at the same time

I absolutely treasure that time you've

brought a lot of joy into this family

I'm opening the Scotch anybody want to

join me

you shaved huh yeah better grow it back

okay where you staying boy in love you

have a husband

dude

I'm sorry no you're not

listen I I'm really a good guy okay

in fact I'm I'm such an angel that I

have to inconvenience you further does

Broussard's have like a charity they

give food to you know bread produce

things that are past the expiration date

but uh still edible woman from the local

food bank picks it up over here I'm that

woman and believe it or not I kind of

forgot that tonight's the night I'm

supposed to load up the car and take

this stuff over to an orphanage okay

you're trying to tell me I oh yeah

howdy hello

Timothy mom you alright I was in the

neighborhood I just thought I'd stop by

and remind you about our golfing

commitment tomorrow your uncle's looking

forward to it I love golf Oh mom this is

uh my friend Valerie flake Valerie my

mother meg what kind of a name is flake

exactly Irish Israeli room for one more

tomorrow oh no I'm so sorry my brother

already is bringing a guest so we have a

foursome

maybe some other time oh come on don't

be ridiculous you're on for tomorrow mom

Uncle Jack never brings a guest we'll

meet you at the clubhouse at noon

quarter off don't be late

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my wife was kind of out of her element

here shouldn't really make friends

easily

mr. family in Chicago so she left eight

months ago any kids in this mess

nope no kids funny stuff it is the fact

that you actually expect me to believe

I'm the first woman you've had a date

with in eight months

hey this is no date you don't interest

me I been

you make snuff films no no weddings and

birthdays side hobby business can't have

trouble charging people I mean I know I

should you know but I just can't

so they supply the tape spot it

you give blood oh not as often as I

should Oh

five times a year same here would you

excuse me for a minute little too much

wine this should be interesting

sex with Mother Teresa yeah you really

haven't had a date in eight months I'm

intrigued

it was odd being with someone else

I'll get better if given the opportunity

latemodel type to a crowd classic

virtually indestructible I ever tell you

I bought this for Billy on a 16th

birthday

yes sir 200,000 miles I'm still going

maybe 200,000 won if you're lucky how

many times you replace the engine on

this thing

what would the correct answer be once

subtract 1 well I guess vehicle

maintenance isn't high on your list of

priorities day I had it painted ah it's

been a rough year Doug listen I'm

flattered as hell you weren't ready to

part with the old bus yet and I can't

tell you what a thrill it was for me to

push it into this driveway again but

unless you're willing to shell out $1500

for a new engine it may be time for a

burial you're right I'm not ready to

part with it yeah sentimental value

did I ever tell you how angry Billy got

when he got transferred by his company

to LA once or twice I know he loved it

here it's true he confronted his boss

about it damn near got himself fired but

then he met you and Irene and I realized

that the transfer was a blessing you

were a blessing right staying out all

night and leakin profusely on your

driveway I'm a blessing god damn it son

of a [ __ ] Jesus

bogie but you look good in shorts

Valarie quit your job in los angeles and

come and work with me and Waka brothers

we need someone with your experience and

i need the rest of you you want me to

leave the splendor and beauty of LA that

is desert slum you call Palm Springs

listen I know you've been in town less

of the day and you don't deserve to be

saddled with this [ __ ] but I'm telling

you if you ditch me here I am just gonna

follow you back to boo sirens whoever

the hell's you end up you're stuck with

me pity for both

I'll start Monday

Tim let's get these carts up to the

clubhouse

why is it I don't trust you cuz I'm

gonna assassinate the president and

everyone will think you did for a long

time I didn't think Tim would ever be

happy again

your presence here seems to be changing

all that but I think he's in over his

head I think you're trouble and I'm not

a possessive psychotic with an Oedipus

complex he's a grown man he can do what

he wants he makes his own choices but

you I'm suspicious of but I'm keeping my

eyes wide open you used the term Oedipus

complex incorrectly the feelings

manifest themselves in the child not the

parent but you are a possessive

psychotic and I need a drink I smelled

liquor on your breath on the third hole

son of a [ __ ] I'm over 21 listen I'll

bet he told you some [ __ ] story

about irreconcilable differences always

ex-wife missed the city but that's not

true the fact is she was sterile he

wanted kids and it killed the marriage

and when he started talking about

adoption she just took off once he got

over that all he's talked about is

finding the right woman and starting a

family he's almost fanatical about it

what a coincidence

I'm just itching to make you a

grandmother don't lead him on Meg

wouldn't you deem this conversation

insanely premature yes under normal

circumstances yes I would but I'm

telling you he's impulsive and

vulnerable and I just want you to know

what you're letting yourself in for I

think if he knew you were telling me

this he'd be embarrassed horrified and

he would tell me to take you over my

knee and give you a nasty little Spanky

boom I pass judgment on people very

quickly some people would say too

quickly but the weird thing is I'm never

wrong it's uncanny but I'm never wrong

wide open nine hole tomorrow

you won I lost I was Williams girlfriend

before he moved to LA I stayed here

waiting for the phone to ring

eventually I called him to ask when he

wanted me down there he said don't

bother what brings you here

was I the main attraction well not

really I was what you would call

Williams girl next door and that's why I

still live believe it or not I've

maintained the friendship with Irene and

dog it's a nice neighborhood I can see

why you never left

it's all right I I've got friends I'm at

peace with myself

I'm happy I suppose you won thank you

thank you so much

Thank You Irene and I are very pleased

that you're all here 40 years incredible

oh boy yes anyway we want to thank you

and as you all know it's been a while

since we've entertained and well since

William left us and well you knew him

Freddie Mary who went to school with him

and there's one very brave strong person

whom I greatly admire who was even

married to him anyway we thank you for

coming it means a lot to us and I'll

tell you something the Platinum was

great the the the diamond in the Jade

we're superlative but the Ruby I think

he's gonna top them all at the

University Oh anyone here ever heard of

Margaret Raymond Margaret Ramey queen of

the still life artists this one's called

sunflowers painted in 1958 59 February

ramie rarely failed to convey a sense of

order in her work

notice how the dots are linked together

in interesting patterns one can see a

theme of approaching darkness as the

petals begin to fall this obviously

indicates the age of the arrangement and

it's sinking time now if you follow me

to this next picture what about the

focal point

what about it but it's down there

everything leaves

lead us to that fallen flower she's got

us totally zeroed in on the bottom

left-hand corner of the picture cut as I

was saying Elizabeth horses babies and

view notice how the glowing pink of the

babies bodies contrasts sharply with the

green that drenches the background I'm

not big on miracles but see how the

forest creates a canopy framing brother

and sister unreal this woman is crazy

and I want her out of here

after a short recess I want you all back

in the same spot for my next lecture

will be discussing the multitude of

similarities between a sidewalk covered

in vomit and the collected works of

Leroy Nieman five minutes I think I'll

buy you this painting they're not for

sale I'll steal it for you I hate it you

hate it I hate the artist of course he's

a reminder of everything I couldn't do

here's ten bucks I want to commission a

painting from you brush has been retired

it's the attitude and you see how far

someone's come it just reminds you how

far you have to go do you know what I

mean that you're a quitter

you do know what I mean

not getting better listen I've decided

to lay off alcohol for a while I worship

the stuff maybe too much worship I

applaud your decision without the vodka

you are not gonna look half as good to

me so you might want to get your tired

ass in shape just to even things out of

it alright now we can go over the

details after you move in tonight I need

a little more time with Doug and Irene

not ready to say goodbye

black canvas interesting

soon to be a black memory when it cover

it blue in gray

that'll be phthalo blue and dove gray so

this is gonna be your masterpiece yep

I'm gonna call it propellers on stilts

I've been jogging long you're my 5-mile

break well I got the Van Dyke Brown

won't be finished in this one today and

Ikes important sure

that I have variety can't just use two

colors Vince on how you look at the

subject am I on your way here nope nope

think you picked a really cool subject

to paint

I'll look for you you alright

thank you for having here I actually

feel closer to both of you and my real

family it's important that you know that

okay whenever I needed parents you were

there for me whatever you need just ask

us we want to see more of you

something on your mind Valerie something

we want to talk about

I married stopped working after the

first few years you didn't know that no

one did we even separated for a month

and kept that a secret we just loved

each other too damn much to get a

divorce

miscommunication started early and the

friendship dwindled into nothing we

fought constantly over everything the

house my cooking his cooking bathroom

habits the most inane trivial [ __ ]

you could imagine and around your number

5 the fights got dirtier we started

attacking each other's livelihoods

having a painter wife was cute to

William at first then he accused me of

being lazy and unfocused he said I was

reckless and that my paintings weren't

selling because I didn't think

mainstream enough

October 27th 10 27 that's the morning

that's the morning he watched cartoons

and ate breakfast cereal that's the

morning he just wanted to be left alone

and have a few moments of peace and

silliness and that's when I [ __ ]

snapped I didn't see the dedicated

company man who loved his wife who gave

her a nice home and I didn't see the

husband who paid for countless supplies

and even put me through graduate school

I saw a complete simpleton who didn't

know the difference between Vincent van

Gogh and Peter max tell me and my work

wasn't up to snuff and then send bad

reviews home to mommy is proof that he

was a superior one in the relationship I

now realized that he mailed you those

reviews because he was proud of my work

making the newspaper period at the time

I didn't see it that way I saw an

ignorant impotent cartoon loving

that's what I told him right there at

the breakfast table he turns the volume

down keeps the TV on just turns the

sound off walks over to where I'm

standing it slaps me for the very first

time he hits me and he walks back to the

table we adjust the volume and catches

up with The Adventures of moose and

squirrel

I had that slab coming to me but she

never could have convinced me of that

not on the morning of 1027 no one hits

precious valerie and gets away with it

i'd exact my revenge who showed up that

very same morning i'm sitting there at

the kitchen table drinking a rum and

coke at 9:30 in the morning

and I'm staring at this gorgeous hunk of

a man under my sink I mean this guy

should have been modeling underwear not

screwing around with a pipe wrench and

I'm glad he was there because I needed

to [ __ ] over the man who took a swing at

me three hours earlier

can you guess what happened next

William drove 40 miles to his office and

bumper-to-bumper traffic grew

increasingly guilty over the terrible

terrible thing he had done and then

drove all the way back to apologize

when he walked through that door and saw

his loving wife in action he never said

a word not one word

he just turned around got back on his

bike peeled out they say that a careless

boy ran into this street to retrieve his

ball

they say that William was a hero that he

swerved away at the last moment to miss

the boy and hit a utility pole for his

trouble but I know what really happened

I know that William was aiming for that

Paul boy had nothing to do with it I

murdered your son and I'm sorry he's

dead and I'm sorry

Oh mrs. Darnell it's Valerie I moved in

with Tim tonight and I want us to call a

truce

well what do you want from me my

blessing I'd like it but I don't need it

but I do need is for you to stop

antagonizing me I'm just all out of hate

I'm drained

sure I'll stop I'll let both of you work

it out on your own there is something

you want to know um my husband

waited until very late in life to become

a father and he died six years after Tim

was born

that's why Tim wants to erased the

memory and not make the same mistake his

father made by waiting so long it's a

drastic but that is how he's feeling

he's serious he told me

he's in love you

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marry me

make me a bigamist you never filed for

divorce never wanted to till now Christ

haven't even spoken to her since she

left

I said legally end it right there not

one phone call at eight nuts I called

she never returned them so I just sat

tight and waited for the papers to come

to me

never materialize I don't think I've

ever been this happy before

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snatched it off Tim's driveway hope he

can forgive me hop in why would you

possible won't lead us to next

sweet of you to join me so what's next

what a job I could find a high cliff and

give me a little shelf no one would know

not interested

I've already lost a son losing a

daughter-in-law well that would be

piling it on a bit don't you think you

know it doesn't matter to me whether

William died in a noble way like taking

a bullet for the president or in a

pathetic way because you screwed a

plumber battery you are not a murderer

you are an adulteress and that makes you

even closer to the flakes than you think

what do we let he who is without sin

cast the first stone I'm talking about

mistakes yards high rates

why don't you come over the house and

we'll tell you all about it I know

that's asking a lot but it's what we

want I've never had so much prior to

myself that's when I was married to him

he made me better least he tried to

anyway he tried to do everything for me

except to keep his cool and stay alive

he didn't do that for you

well we'll see

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aren't you gonna check on your sister

what aren't you gonna cross here

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hi Bryan what's new

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it's nice to see you you're my sisters

I hope so

he's your nephew Danny right hold him

why take them hold the baby up and down

not side to side like rocky sure your

natural smile you're an aunt again

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where girl y-yeah healthy head fingers

ten toes that's great

hope you got a picture if you make this

shot I gotta take you to dinner tonight

I gotta cut up your food and feed it to

you you make this shot I gotta give you

a foot massage during dessert you make

this shot I'll marry you

nope

on one foot

see you at dinner so once again the

damned escrow bombed on me I've been a

broker for 30 years I didn't say where

dinner had to be planet mortgage his

greenhorn agent couldn't close a deal if

Monty Hall were involved potatoes please

a sweet thin cut chicken how can we

never do that for me hey you sure 72 so

Valerie how long are you planning on

staying in Palm Springs well since

you're all here I am I have an

announcement to make

Valerie and I are going ring shopping

this weekend this is so romantic they've

known each other less than a week

exactly it took this big luck for years

to pop the question so how do you feel

very looking forward to your new life

that went surprisingly well I got a

paint

it's beautiful hawks and block worthy oh

go on

it's great I mean if you took this

pitch-black canvas and created something

special it's a piece of [ __ ] what I had

equal skills in high school

there's been no growth it's a piece of

[ __ ] I bet you could sell that painting

you're sweet and you're a [ __ ]

take it how much I'll pay you ten bucks

to take it I couldn't sell this

abomination the Better Business Bureau

would string me up I don't get it why is

this bad you don't know what to look for

so what I know what I like this painting

is undiluted boredom I didn't capture

anything it's all fuzzy you don't know

where your eyes should take you I got no

Center maybe you just don't know where

to look yet

don't you ever feel like just dropping

everything and starting over starting

whatever your life your city planning I

don't know yeah I could do that but then

I'd eventually come to my senses and

head home it's different for me and that

is close to my mother as you are well

believe it or not she's not such a bad

person she told me you really wanted to

be a father someday someday can't give

you a time frame

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I guess I caught you at a bad time

you had better things to do I could

still slip out the back door unnoticed

names familiar but it can't please I'm

the sole family

I know how to bury my head

it tornado can blow starts down wind

stops does myself

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and there's no place laughs on it

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and Lavagirl

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hey how about a little vodka in my

orange juice this time my drinks are

strong you just uh got a lot on your

mind that's why they're not effective

let me ask you a question

you only know me for a week would you

marry me nope sorry we need at least

three intensive years before I'd even

consider it truth hurts doesn't it want

a fortune cookie

no take a fortune cookie I'll take a

fortune cookie you live here

I don't know hmm tough question I saw

something at the market the other day

was interesting this kid was wandering

in the parking lot no supervision

whatsoever

the mother barely blinked when the kid

turned up on my boss's lap you wanted to

kill her at first yeah but then I

started to admire it wasn't a worry

wrinkle on that woman she barely gave a

[ __ ] that's when I realized I could

never be a parent that's because a deep

down you can identify whether it just

reinforced your own lack of interest in

humanity yeah

about every little goddamn thing I would

be the most suffocating tension-filled

miserable mother on this planet my kid

would never wander I'm skin scared no

way a simple truth is no one can have a

carefree childhood anymore the world's

just not the way it used to be amen

your eternal optimism makes those who

know you eternally lucky

should have been yours

you're leaving aren't you

and love you

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the donor

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shoot it down Shepard's

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try

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to

but you do

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[Applause]

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it's a waste nowhere Wow

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try

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hello that's Tim don't know

mornings yeah I videotape weddings who

referred you

mmm well you are misinformed

I don't do this as a hobby you know

there's a fee involved 150 now and you

buy the tapes let's go buy your own

[ __ ] camera

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y'alright

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disappointment stops but from time to

time

see how

he came by last night right after my

life

when I don't get what I love

the spoiled child

cypress

kids scream

for love not stand by

well I wish whenever I wish we never

wish we never met no I've got mine

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humiliation last night I had nothing

else to

so we took a cap to be drunk had

conversations I couldn't get through

and other strangers

we're trying desperately

look away tabs to pay lies to stay how

are you well I'm doing fine oh but I

wish whenever I wish whenever I wish we

never met cause now I've gone

Oh

I never wished never wished we never met

I've got my

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and I don't get out

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from another strangers

no don't get what I want

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from another strangers

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I wish whenever I wish whenever wish we

never met God my

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I'm set on you

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from behind and up yours something you

think you deserve you ain't got the last

word

I see the vultures I

the circle

son

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such

sorry John

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you