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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,103 --> 00:00:03,103 AHH. 2 00:00:03,137 --> 00:00:06,071 WOULD YOU PASS THE LOBSTER FRA DIABLO? 3 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:07,406 UH, MORE CHAMPAGNE. 4 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:09,274 AH, YES. 5 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:10,876 LOOKING GOOD, PETER. 6 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:13,012 FEELING GOOD, BERG. 7 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:14,913 HERE'S TO OUR LAST RIDE 8 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:16,393 ON THE CORPORATE GRAVY TRAIN. 9 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:18,817 BECAUSE AS SOON AS I QUIT TOMORROW, 10 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,252 IT'S GOOD-BYE WINE AND CHEESE, 11 00:00:20,287 --> 00:00:22,254 HELLO MACARONI AND CHEESE. 12 00:00:22,289 --> 00:00:23,655 I DON'T KNOW HOW COMFORTABLE I AM 13 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:24,990 WITH YOU QUITTING YOUR JOB. 14 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:26,669 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS THE RIGHT THING FOR US? 15 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:27,659 SHRIMP? 16 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:28,660 OH. 17 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,040 IF I HAVE TO SPEND ONE MORE DAY 18 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:31,497 AT THAT CHEMICAL COMPANY, 19 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,043 I WON'T BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH MYSELF. 20 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:34,466 I DON'T CARE. 21 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:35,645 THEY CAN TAKE MY CLOTHING ALLOWANCE, 22 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:38,137 MY COMPANY CAR, MY... OOH, CAVIAR. 23 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:41,084 YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF. 24 00:00:41,108 --> 00:00:44,609 THE CORPORATE GOLD CARD. TAKE ONE LAST LOOK. 25 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,381 I'LL MISS YOU. 26 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:52,817 AU REVOIR... MON CHéRI. 27 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,155 HOW ARE YOU GONNA EXPENSE THIS? 28 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:58,257 MM. ARE YOU WEARING HAIR SPRAY? 29 00:00:58,292 --> 00:01:00,803 WHAT DO YOU THINK, I JUST WAKE UP LIKE THIS? 30 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:02,528 THERE... CHEMICALS. 31 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:03,995 WE'VE TALKED BUSINESS. 32 00:01:04,031 --> 00:01:05,664 I'M ENTERTAINING CLIENTS. 33 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:07,677 I'LL BUY THAT, BUT, UM, ONE QUESTION. 34 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:09,634 WHAT ABOUT THEM? 35 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:14,239 HOW OFTEN DO YOU SEE A STRING QUARTET? 36 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:15,407 ALMOST NEVER. 37 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:16,841 THERE YOU GO... 38 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:18,757 THEY'RE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES. 39 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,168 COME ON, BERG, YOU WILL NOT. 40 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:45,403 NO, NO. I AM GOING TO NAME 41 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,673 A MEDICAL PROCEDURE AFTER YOU. 42 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:50,809 OK. IT'S A CROWDED RESTAURANT, RIGHT? 43 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,310 LOTS OF PEOPLE. 44 00:01:52,345 --> 00:01:54,412 A GUY... AH! SLUMPS OVER HIS TABLE. 45 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,914 SOMEBODY YELLS, "WAIT! 46 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:58,083 I KNOW THE CATHY MANEUVER." 47 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:01,519 I MEAN, I COULD NAME A DISEASE AFTER YOU, 48 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,354 BUT YOU DON'T WANT SOME GUY 49 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:04,935 RUNNING AROUND SCRATCHING HIMSELF 50 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,639 SAYING, "DAMN! I'VE GOT CATHY." 51 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:09,861 WHAT IS THAT? 52 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:13,531 OH. JUST, UH... IT'S JUST MY BEEPER. 53 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:19,571 I, UH, I USE IT... FOR MEDICAL EMERGENCIES. 54 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,977 AND AFTER HE GRADUATES NEXT SEMESTER, 55 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:28,113 PETE HERE WILL BE DESIGNING SKYSCRAPERS. 56 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,848 THAT'S BIG BUCKS. 57 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,817 WOW. REALLY. 58 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:33,384 WELL, YEAH, I MEAN, 59 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,231 IT'S A REALLY TOUGH JOB MARKET OUT THERE. 60 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,222 WITH THE ECONOMY 61 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:38,768 AND THE COMPETITION THE WAY IT IS, 62 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,726 AND I'M KINDA LOOKING TO... PETE, HOLD THIS. 63 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:41,827 OW! OW! 64 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,328 OW! OW! HOT! 65 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:44,630 LIKE I SAID, 66 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,364 PETE HERE'S GONNA BE DESIGNING SKYSCRAPERS. 67 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:48,967 YES, I AM. GREAT BIG TALL ONES. UP IN THE SKY. 68 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:49,968 HA HA! 69 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:52,070 I FINALLY DID IT! 70 00:02:52,106 --> 00:02:55,173 EXCUSE ME. THAT'S MY FRIEND, AND SHE FINALLY DID IT. 71 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:56,407 SO, HOW DID IT GO? 72 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:58,910 MM! I WAS IN RARE FORM. 73 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,912 BOTTOM LINE, SHARON... 74 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,258 DID YOU QUIT YOUR JOB OR NOT? 75 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:03,893 OH, MAN, I STORM INTO GILLINGHAM'S OFFICE, 76 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,150 TOTALLY UNANNOUNCED. 77 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,752 HE'S LIKE..."HUH?" 78 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:09,621 HALF AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH FALLS OUT OF HIS FAT FACE 79 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:12,457 ONTO HIS MONOGRAMMED SHIRT. 80 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:14,592 YES! YOU DA BOMB! 81 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:20,365 SHE'S "DA BOMB"? 82 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,566 PETE, WHAT... 83 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:22,746 REALLY? I THOUGHT I PULLED IT OFF. 84 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:24,569 OH, NO. YOU REALLY DIDN'T. 85 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:27,505 SO I TELL HIM I'M FINISHED WORKING 86 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:28,952 FOR HIS STUPID CHEMICAL COMPANY. 87 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:31,376 IF HE WANTS TO GET ON TV 88 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:32,656 AND SAY THAT THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER 89 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:36,048 IS OUR WINDOW TO THE LORD, BE MY GUEST. 90 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:37,615 YEAH! SHE DA BOMB! 91 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,551 STOP. 92 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:40,897 I TELL HIM I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MYSELF. 93 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:41,887 OUTSTANDING, SHARON. 94 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,088 AND WHAT DID HE SAY? 95 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:44,701 YOU KNOW THAT SLOB HAD THE AUDACITY 96 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,291 TO TRY AND BRIBE ME? 97 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:47,659 HE REFUSES MY RESIGNATION 98 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:50,461 AND THEN TELLS ME TO TAKE THE WEEKEND TO RECONSIDER 99 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:52,330 AT THE COMPANY CONDO IN ARUBA. 100 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:54,833 LIKE YOU'D EVER GO TO ARUBA BY YOURSELF. 101 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,634 WELL, HE SAID I COULD BRING YOU GUYS. 102 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:00,972 PETE, WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA. 103 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:02,841 FORGET ABOUT IT, BERG. I CAN'T GO. 104 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,275 WHAT? 105 00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:06,144 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT GILLINGHAM WANTS ME TO DO. 106 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:08,113 HE KNOWS, IF I GO, 107 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:09,159 I'LL BE TOO GUILTY TO QUIT. 108 00:04:09,183 --> 00:04:11,950 WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU FEEL GUILTY? 109 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,629 LOOK AT THE STRESS THEY'VE PUT YOU THROUGH. 110 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:15,720 HUH? CAN YOU FEEL THAT? 111 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:18,590 AND WHO HAS TO ABSORB THAT STRESS? 112 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,625 OW. ME AND PETE. 113 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,827 I'M FED UP WITH THESE PEOPLE. 114 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,196 THAT'S IT. WE'RE GOING. 115 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,241 NO, BERG. I CAN'T GO, EITHER. 116 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,543 I HAVE THAT BIG INTERVIEW 117 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:27,877 WITH FARBER AND ASSOCIATES ON MONDAY MORNING. 118 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:29,367 YES, MONDAY... 119 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:32,437 CONVENIENTLY LOCATED ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WEEKEND. 120 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:34,439 BERG, LOOK, THIS IS MY FUTURE 121 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:35,885 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE. 122 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,353 IF I GET THIS JOB, I'M GONNA BE SET AFTER GRADUATION. 123 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:39,811 WHEREAS, IF I GO TO ARUBA WITH YOU, 124 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:40,890 I'M GONNA COME BACK WITH A HANGOVER 125 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:43,348 AND ONE EYEBROW SHAVED OFF. 126 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:44,882 I COULDN'T HELP IT, OK? 127 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,951 IT WAS TWITCHING THE WHOLE TIME YOU WERE ASLEEP. 128 00:04:46,986 --> 00:04:50,455 BESIDES, LOOK, SHARON AND I CAN'T GO WITHOUT YOU. 129 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:51,623 WHEN DID I SAY I WAS GOING? 130 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:53,124 IN MY HEAD, SHAR, 131 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:54,526 THE SECOND YOU SAID "ARUBA." 132 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:57,462 BERG, I'M TRYING TO QUIT MY JOB. 133 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:59,664 I HAVE TO PUT TOGETHER A RESUME. 134 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:00,910 I GOTTA GO BUY A NEW SUIT. 135 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:02,212 I HAVE TO START MEETING WITH HEADHUNTERS. 136 00:05:02,236 --> 00:05:04,001 WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? 137 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,539 WHERE'S THE GIRL? 138 00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:09,018 WHERE'S THAT GIRL WHO, SENIOR BREAK, 139 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:13,478 JUMPED OVER A HOTEL JACUZZI IN A GOLF CART? 140 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:15,647 AND THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE. 141 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,415 YEAH. 142 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:19,050 AND YOU, 143 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:21,386 THE MAN IMMORTALIZED IN PALM BEACH 144 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:23,255 AFTER DRINKING 7 BUFFALO SWEATS 145 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:24,789 IN UNDER AN HOUR. 146 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:27,537 YES! YES, WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY ME PASSING OUT 147 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,794 AND YOU SHAVING MY EYEBROW. 148 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,329 YOU KNOW WHAT? 149 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:33,498 I'M LISTENING TO ALL OF THESE REASONS WHY NOT TO GO, 150 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:36,167 AND I'M THINKING THAT THESE ARE THE REASONS WE HAVE TO GO. 151 00:05:36,202 --> 00:05:39,137 I MEAN, MATURITY IS STALKING US, 152 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,972 BEARING DOWN ON US 153 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,985 LIKE THAT BOULDER WAS BEARING DOWN ON INDIANA JONES 154 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,721 IN THE BEGINNING OF RAIDERS. 155 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:45,777 IT'S COMIN'! 156 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:49,387 ARE WE GONNA LET IT CATCH US? 157 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:50,982 I THINK NOT. 158 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,517 WHEN'S THE NEXT TIME 159 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:54,397 THAT WE ARE GONNA HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY AND THE FREEDOM 160 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:57,054 TO FLY FIRST-CLASS... FIRST CLASS? 161 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,957 FIRST-CLASS TO ARUBA? 162 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,626 WE OWE IT TO OURSELVES. 163 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:02,727 NO, NO. 164 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:06,130 WE OWE IT TO YOUNG PEOPLE EVERYWHERE 165 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:08,600 TO DODGE THAT BOULDER AND GET ON THAT PLANE. 166 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:13,171 NOW, HEY, YOU TELL ME I'M WRONG... 167 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,139 I'LL NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN. 168 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:19,143 BUT... IF I'M RIGHT, 169 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:20,845 THEN WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE 170 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,281 THE BEST WEEKEND OF OUR LIVES. 171 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:27,719 WHO'S WITH ME, HUH? 172 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:34,759 ♪ ARUBA, JAMAICA ♪ 173 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,594 ♪ OOH, I WANNA TAKE YOU ♪ 174 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,763 ♪ TO BERMUDA, BAHAMA ♪ 175 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:40,732 ♪ COME ON, PRETTY MAMA ♪ 176 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:43,000 ♪ KEY LARGO, MONTEGO ♪ 177 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:44,569 ♪ BABY, WHY DON'T WE GO ♪ 178 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:46,838 ♪ DOWN TO KOKOMO? ♪ 179 00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:48,606 ♪ WE'LL GET THERE FAST ♪ 180 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:51,343 ♪ AND THEN WE'LL TAKE IT SLOW ♪ 181 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:55,714 ♪ THAT'S WHERE WE WANNA GO ♪ 182 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:00,752 ♪ WAY DOWN TO KOKOMO ♪ 183 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:02,286 TO US! TO US! 184 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:03,955 TO US IN ARUBA! 185 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:05,923 MY GOAL IS TO BE A LOCAL FOLK LEGEND THERE 186 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,760 WITHIN 2 HOURS OF ARRIVAL. 187 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,261 ALL FOR FUN. 188 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:11,929 All: AND FUN FOR ALL! 189 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:18,035 ♪ ARUBA, JAMAICA ♪ 190 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:20,204 ♪ OOH, I WANNA TAKE YOU ♪ 191 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,273 ♪ TO BERMUDA, BAHAMA ♪ 192 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:24,075 ♪ COME ON, PRETTY MAMA ♪ 193 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,411 ♪ KEY LARGO, MONTEGO ♪ 194 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,413 ♪ BABY, WHY DON'T WE GO... ♪ 195 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,748 PETE, JUST LET IT RING. 196 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,427 I CAN'T. WHAT IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY? 197 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,985 THEY WOULD'VE USED THE BAT SIGNAL. 198 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:36,921 HI. YOU'VE REACHED 976 PETE 'N BERG. 199 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,823 IF YOU'RE OVER 18, LEAVE US A MESSAGE. 200 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:39,924 IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 201 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,371 AND HAVE YOUR PARENTS' PERMISSION, 202 00:07:41,395 --> 00:07:42,972 YOU MAY ALSO LEAVE US A MESSAGE. 203 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,663 THIS IS FRANK FARBER. 204 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:47,009 I'M CALLING FOR PETER DUNVILLE. 205 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:48,210 I WAS HOPING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU RIGHT AWAY 206 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:49,479 REGARDING OUR MEETING ON MONDAY. 207 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:51,569 DON'T GET THE PHONE. HE PICKS UP THE PHONE. 208 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,645 MR. FARBER, THIS IS PETE DUNVILLE. 209 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:56,674 I'M SORRY. 210 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:59,389 YOU CAN'T MAKE OUR MEETING ON MONDAY? 211 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:00,413 TODAY? 212 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:01,413 NO! 213 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:03,247 DRINKS THIS AFTERNOON? 214 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:04,749 MARGARITAS ON THE BEACH. 215 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,195 SERVED BY WAITRESSES IN THONGS. 216 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,752 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, 217 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:10,266 WE COULD PUT THIS OFF UNTIL YOU'RE BACK IN TOWN, 218 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,523 IF YOU'D LIKE? 219 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:13,024 YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! 220 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:14,726 YOU DON'T LIKE. 221 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:18,229 OK. OK. 222 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:20,598 COPLEY PLAZA HOTEL. 20 MINUTES. 223 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,234 HEY, DON'T WORRY. 224 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:27,305 THIS IS MERELY A SPEED BUMP ON THE ROAD TO PARADISE. 225 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,840 HMM. THAT'S GOOD STUFF. 226 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,942 SOMEBODY WRITE THAT DOWN. 227 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:32,310 ♪ ARUBA, JAMAICA ♪ 228 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,311 ♪ OOH, I WANNA TAKE YA ♪ 229 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,180 GUYS, GO WITHOUT ME. 230 00:08:36,215 --> 00:08:37,682 LOOK, WE NEVER... 231 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:39,183 WE NEVER LEAVE A MAN BEHIND. 232 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:41,018 WE TOOK AN OATH. ALL FOR FUN... 233 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,321 AND FUN FOR ALL. 234 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,322 THANK YOU. 235 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,623 OH, GREAT. GREAT. 236 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:47,336 THEY HAVE ROOM ON THE 2:00 FLIGHT TO ARUBA. 237 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,360 EXCELLENT. 238 00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:50,328 BUT ONE OF US HAS TO FLY COACH. 239 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,501 WAIT, WAIT. I'VE NEVER SAT IN FIRST CLASS. 240 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,769 WE'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT'S LIKE. 241 00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:00,772 NO PROBLEM. WE'LL BE THERE IN TIME FOR SUNSET. 242 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:02,507 YES! OK, PETE, IT'S UP TO YOU. 243 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,808 IN AND OUT. 244 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,054 LOOK, BERG, MY FATHER PERSONALLY CALLED 245 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,422 TO GET ME THIS INTERVIEW, OK? 246 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:07,846 I CAN'T BLOW IT. 247 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,347 YOU CAN DO ANYTHING 248 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,215 IF YOU SET YOUR MIND TO IT. 249 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:12,784 JUST TAKE CONTROL. 250 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,619 ONE DRINK, GET JOB, WE'RE GONE. 251 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:17,254 BERG, THIS IS NOT A GUY YOU PUSH AROUND. 252 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,624 THIS GUY, HE COLLECTS GUNS. HE HUNTS BEAR. 253 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:21,325 HE KILLED HIS FIRST GRIZZLY 254 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,060 BY THE TIME HE WAS 10. 255 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,440 BIG DEAL. I KILLED 200 WHALES 256 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:25,942 BY THE TIME I WAS 23. 257 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,465 DON'T SAY THAT. 258 00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:28,933 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 259 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:32,169 AND EVEN IF IT WAS, WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA. 260 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:33,671 WHAT AM I DOING HERE? 261 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,272 I WENT IN THERE TO QUIT. 262 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,587 THEN JABBA THE HUTT DANGLES ARUBA IN FRONT OF MY FACE, 263 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:39,744 AND I'M PACKING A BATHING SUIT. 264 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:41,779 WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME? 265 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:45,082 THAT YOU'RE A SELLOUT WHO LIKES TO SWIM. 266 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,151 I'M KIDDING. 267 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:48,887 YOU'RE A WONDERFUL PERSON WHO WE LOVE. 268 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,087 YES, WE DO. 269 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,455 THANKS, GUYS. 270 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,992 OK. ALL BETTER? 271 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,260 THE LONG PEDAL MAKES IT GO. 272 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,600 PETE, I CAN ALREADY TELL 273 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,814 YOU'RE EVERYTHING YOUR DAD SAID YOU WERE. 274 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,437 I GO BY MY GUT, 275 00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:09,641 AND MY GUT TELLS ME YOU'RE MY KINDA GUY. 276 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:12,476 THANKS, KITTEN. 277 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,424 I'D LIKE TO HAVE THAT MOUNTED IN MY OFFICE, 278 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,548 HUH, PETE? 279 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:19,450 YES, YES. YES, SIR, SHE'S... SHE'S... 280 00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:21,085 SHE'S A VERY GOOD WAITRESS. 281 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:31,763 WELL, MR. FARBER, THANK YOU SO MUCH 282 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,238 FOR LETTING ME TAKE UP ALL YOUR TIME. 283 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,644 WAIT A MINUTE. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 284 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:35,912 YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE A MAN 285 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,201 DRINK ALONE, ARE YOU? 286 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:38,770 NO. OF COURSE NOT. 287 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,405 BOTTOMS UP. 288 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:42,618 WHOA. HOLD UP THERE, PETE. 289 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,542 THERE IS NO BIGGER DISGRACE 290 00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:46,321 THAN HURRYING A FINE BRANDY. 291 00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:50,481 YOU GOTTA WARM IT IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND. 292 00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:51,928 BRANDY IS ONLY AS GOOD 293 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,485 AS THE TIME YOU SPEND WITH IT. 294 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,187 HOW MUCH TIME? 295 00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:59,691 NOT LONG. 296 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,626 A COUPLE OF HOURS. 297 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,567 YOU ALSO HAVE TO GO TO AUSTRALIA, PETER. 298 00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:11,535 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, 299 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:12,615 AND THEY'RE DESCENDED FROM PRISONERS, 300 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:15,139 SO THEY DON'T MIND BEING TIED UP. 301 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,307 YEAH, YES. 302 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,710 AND THEIR SUMMERS ARE OUR WINTERS, SO... 303 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:21,713 NOW, MALAYSIAN WOMEN... 304 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:23,748 YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA GO REFILL THE CASHEWS. 305 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:26,084 STOP SNIFFING IT, AND JUST DRINK IT. 306 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,630 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? THE GUY'S A PSYCHOPATH. 307 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,164 PETE, IF WE LEAVE RIGHT NOW, WE CAN STILL CATCH OUR FLIGHT. 308 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,554 LOOK, IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 309 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:31,990 HE HASN'T FINISHED INSULTING 310 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,225 EVERY NATIONALITY ON EARTH YET. 311 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:35,727 JUST GO WITHOUT ME. 312 00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:36,728 NEVER. 313 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,395 SO, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 314 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,009 I CAME UP WITH "NEVER." 315 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,133 GUYS, JUST DO SOMETHING. 316 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:43,400 DON'T WORRY, OK? 317 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,747 I PROMISE, BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT, 318 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:46,115 WE WILL BE SIPPING MAI TAIS 319 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,859 UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. 320 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,009 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, PETE. 321 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,344 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WITH A LASSIE? 322 00:11:57,316 --> 00:11:58,482 I'M SORRY? 323 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:02,120 YOU KNOW, A SCOTTISH BROAD. 324 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:05,035 THEY'LL TAKE CARE OF THE OL' LOCH NESS MONSTER. 325 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:10,962 YES. THAT'S... THAT'S VERY ROMANTIC, SIR. 326 00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:13,164 I HAVE BEEN GOING TO SCOTLAND 327 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:16,467 7 OR 8 TIMES A YEAR SINCE I WAS YOUR AGE. 328 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,462 YOU KNOW WHO'S NEVER BEEN THERE? 329 00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:20,672 MY WIFE. 330 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,841 PREACHING TO THE CHOIR, MR. FARBER. 331 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,010 IS THAT FARBER? 332 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,679 THE ARKY? 333 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,246 "ARKY"? 334 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,783 YOU KNOW, ARCHITECT. WITH THE BUILDINGS. 335 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:32,784 YEAH, YES. 336 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:34,752 YES, I AM AN ARCHITECT. 337 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:37,254 OH, I THINK... NO, I KNOW. 338 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:42,259 THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 339 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,329 IT'S ME... YOUR LITTLE LADDIE WEE WILLIE. 340 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,265 WHO? 341 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,702 I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING HIGH AND LOW FOR YOU. 342 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:53,404 YOU KNOW, YOU'VE LEFT A TRAIL OF HALF-BREEDS 343 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,973 ALL ACROSS EUROPE. 344 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,976 YOU MUST LIKE TO WORK OUT, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 345 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,690 OH, REALLY! WHERE'S THE MANAGER? 346 00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,980 YOU'RE ME DA! 347 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,949 I AM NOT YOUR DA! 348 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,350 OH, NONSENSE. 349 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:08,519 LOOK AT THE RESEMBLANCE. 350 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:12,489 OF COURSE, ADD 40 POUNDS AND 60 YEARS. 351 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,657 JUST A SECOND. 352 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,392 DON'T YOU REMEMBER PHYLLIS? 353 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:19,764 A GREAT BIG GANGLY WOMAN... YELLOW TEETH, IRON LUNG. 354 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,233 SHE'S ME MUM. 355 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,446 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE. 356 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,938 GOD REST HER SOUL. 357 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:31,909 SHE DIED... IN A FREAK RUGBY ACCIDENT. 358 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,622 THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING... 359 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:37,215 SHE LAY THERE DYING ON THAT FIELD, 360 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,051 HER CLEATS ALL BLOODIED-UP. 361 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:44,088 HER FINAL WISH WAS THAT I FIND YOU... 362 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,589 FRANK FARBER MY FATHER... 363 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:50,962 SO THAT I MAY HAVE PEACE, HOPE, 364 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,198 AND A PORCHE 911 TURBO. 365 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,354 OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE. 366 00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:59,536 I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 367 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:00,537 SIS! 368 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,339 GET YOUR CAMERA. WE FOUND DA. 369 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,641 SIS!? 370 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,143 OH, LOOK AT HIM. 371 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,478 ALE FOR EVERYONE. 372 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,858 MR. FARBER, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TAKE A PICTURE 373 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,081 OF YOU AND YOUR KIDS? 374 00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,516 NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! 375 00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:14,551 OH, THAT'S GREAT THERE. 376 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,087 THAT'S A NICE SUIT. 377 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,499 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. PLEASE! 378 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,090 OH, MY GOODNESS. 379 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,492 LOOK. THAT'S NOT BURLAP. 380 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,005 I THINK WE'VE REALLY HIT THE POT OF GOLD HERE. 381 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,929 HOW MUCH DO YOU PULL DOWN A YEAR? 382 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,375 OH, THIS IS INSUFFERABLE. 383 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,542 NICE MEETING YOU, PETE. 384 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,806 I TRUST I CAN COUNT ON YOUR DISCRETION. 385 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,805 FREEDOM! 386 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,477 HELLO. 387 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,814 NO. I HAVEN'T SEEN THE NEWS. 388 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,517 WHAT? 389 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,119 WELL, WHY ME? 390 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:53,157 YES, SIR, I DO TECHNICALLY STILL WORK FOR YOU. 391 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,758 OK. I'M ON MY WAY. 392 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,661 OK. YOU SEE, HOW IT WORKS IS, 393 00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:00,397 THE CAR TAKES US TO THE AIRPORT, BUT FIRST, 394 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,899 FIRST, YOU HAVE TO GET INTO THE CAR. 395 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:05,803 NO. MY COMPANY JUST DUMPED 30,000 GALLONS OF TOXIC WASTE 396 00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:07,016 INTO CHESAPEAKE BAY. 397 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,417 I HAVE TO GO MAKE A STATEMENT. 398 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:09,852 WE'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE THE FLIGHT. 399 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,675 HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO SAY "OOPS"? 400 00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,979 GUYS, JUST GO WITHOUT ME. 401 00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:17,315 AND I SAY WE'RE ALL GOING. 402 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,961 WE SHAN'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT, 403 00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:21,585 OR I'M NOT THE SON OF FRANK FARBER. 404 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,096 KNOCK IT OFF! 405 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,165 I'M CHANGING LANES HERE. 406 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:39,069 LADY! LADY, LOOK, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 407 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,573 WE REPRESENT THE YOUTH OF AMERICA, OK? 408 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,709 WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT AT MIDNIGHT 409 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:46,977 WITH 3 MAI TAIS. 410 00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,546 YEAH. COACH IS FINE. 411 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:52,483 NO. THE SEATS DON'T HAVE TO RECLINE. 412 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,352 OOH. THEY'RE RIGHT NEAR THE BATHROOM? 413 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,521 OW OW! WE'LL TAKE THEM. 414 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,989 ALL RIGHT. WE'RE ON, WE'RE IN, WE'RE THERE. 415 00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:00,802 YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST DROP ME OFF AND GO WITHOUT ME. 416 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,059 WE TOOK AN OATH. 417 00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:03,294 YES. MAI TAIS BY MIDNIGHT. 418 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:04,806 YEAH. SHAR, JUST GET UP THERE, 419 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,308 MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, DON'T TAKE ANY QUESTIONS, 420 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,576 AND WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY. 421 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,910 BERG, I HAVE TO TAKE AT LEAST A FEW QUESTIONS. 422 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,635 OTHERWISE, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M COVERING UP. 423 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,970 AND THEIR QUESTIONS TAKE FOREVER. 424 00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:15,806 JUST GET UP THERE AND SPIN, SPIN, SPIN. 425 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,308 SPIN, SPIN, SPIN? 426 00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:20,744 BERG, MY COMPANY JUST DUMPED 30 TONS OF TOXIC GOO 427 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,413 INTO CHESAPEAKE BAY. 428 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,684 WELL, LOOK, THESE THINGS HAPPEN. 429 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,524 GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 430 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,793 NO DOUBT YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT THE SHORELINE 431 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,762 THAT RAMMED INTO ONE OF OUR TANKERS IN CHESAPEAKE BAY. 432 00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,977 AT TEAM OF ENGINEERS FROM IMMACULATE CHEMICALS 433 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,002 IS ALREADY ON THE SCENE ASSESSING THE SITUATION 434 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,970 AND PROVIDING COFFEE AND CROISSANTS 435 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,640 TO INCONVENIENCED FISHERMEN. 436 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,443 NOW I ONLY HAVE TIME TO TAKE A FEW QUESTIONS. 437 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:53,689 OVER HERE! OVER HERE! RIGHT HERE! 438 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,779 YES! MIKE BERGEN. DAILY PLANET. 439 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,315 MISS CARTER. 440 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,651 I'M GONNA GET RIGHT TO THE POINT. 441 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,087 EXACTLY WHAT COLOR WAS THE TANKER? 442 00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,122 Man: WHAT?! 443 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,702 WE BELIEVE IT WAS BLUE AND WHITE, 444 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,626 POSSIBLY WITH SOME RED TRIM. 445 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:11,061 AHA! 446 00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,062 NEXT QUESTION. 447 00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,063 THANK YOU. 448 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,232 OVER HERE! 449 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,678 PHIL NADER. BOSTON GLOBE. 450 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,779 IS IT TRUE THAT THE TANKER INVOLVED IN THIS ATROCITY 451 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,548 FAILED REPEATED INSPECTIONS 452 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,840 AND WAS RECOMMENDED FOR DECOMMISSION OVER 2 YEARS AGO? 453 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,743 I'M SORRY. I WAS POINTING TO THE GENTLEMAN BEHIND YOU. 454 00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:29,547 PETE DUNVILLE. BOY'S LIFE. 455 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,682 WOULD YOU QUALIFY THE TANKER IN QUESTION 456 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,618 AS A BOAT OR A SHIP? 457 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,919 IT WAS A TANKER. 458 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:36,920 THANK YOU. 459 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,033 ANYONE ELSE? 460 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,490 LET ME ASK YOU THIS. 461 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:41,492 IF YOU WERE A TREE, 462 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:44,428 WHAT KIND OF TREE WOULD YOU BE? 463 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,742 LOOK, IF YOU REPORTERS AREN'T GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, 464 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,065 NEITHER AM I. 465 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,578 THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER. 466 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,012 Man: COME ON, ONE MORE QUESTION! 467 00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:52,503 HEY, HEY, HEY. 468 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:55,498 WHAT DID YOU GET FOR THE FIRST QUESTION? 469 00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,154 WE CANNOT BE STOPPED. 470 00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,279 WE ARE IN LOVE WITH OURSELVES. 471 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,946 ON TO ARUBA. 472 00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:08,185 ♪ JAMAICA, OOH, I WANNA TAKE YOU ♪ 473 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,421 ♪ TO BERMUDA, BAHAMA ♪ 474 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:13,157 ♪ COME ON, PRETTY MAMA! ♪ 475 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,361 PRETTY MAMA SHOULD LEARN HOW TO READ HER GAS GAUGE. 476 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,796 PRETTY MAMA DIDN'T KNOW 477 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,709 SHE WAS GONNA BE DRIVING ALL OVER BOSTON. 478 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,844 WELL, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CHECKED YOUR OIL? 479 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:24,034 POP YOUR HOOD. 480 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:25,336 THIS IS JUST A MINOR SETBACK. 481 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:26,704 WE HAVE OVER HALF AN HOUR 482 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:27,750 TO MAKE IT TO THE AIRPORT. 483 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,940 IN FACT, I LAUGH AT THE SETBACKS. 484 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:30,975 HA HA! 485 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,779 OK, WHAT'S THAT? 486 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:35,979 I DON'T KNOW. 487 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,147 IT'S NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE. 488 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:38,582 LET ME HAVE A LOOK. 489 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,721 YEAH. STEP BACK, PETE. 490 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:47,658 OK. OK, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CARS? 491 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,660 I KNOW YOU HATE IT 492 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,407 WHEN I PRETEND TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THEM. 493 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,730 MAYBE MY WIPER FLUID'S LOW. 494 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,476 NO. IT'S COMING FROM HERE. 495 00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:58,969 BERG, IT'S YOUR BEEPER. 496 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,806 WHOA! HEY! 497 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,106 HA HA! MY FIRST BEEP. 498 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,175 SHARON, GET THE CAMERA. 499 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,614 GET IN THE PICTURE. COME ON. 500 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,351 YEAH! OH! 501 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,853 OH. OH, NO. 502 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,688 WHAT? 503 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:18,689 IT'S THE HOSPITAL. 504 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,424 DON'T ANSWER THE PAGE. 505 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,625 HEY. THIS IS MIKE BERGEN. 506 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,527 HE ANSWERS THE PAGE. 507 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,731 WELL, DID YOU TRY LUIS? 508 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:31,669 WHAT ABOUT... WHAT ABOUT TRACY? SHE... 509 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,237 OH, COME ON. 510 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,138 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMEONE ELSE. 511 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,240 OK. 512 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,578 I HAVE TO FILL IN FOR A GUY IN MY CLASS. 513 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,112 HIS GRANDMOTHER DIED. 514 00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:43,614 OH, MY GOD. 515 00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,609 COULD HER TIMING BE WORSE? 516 00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:49,387 BERG, YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF IT. 517 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,500 WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO? LIE. 518 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,556 I CAN'T. 519 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,124 WAIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 520 00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:55,537 MICHAEL BERGEN OF THE DAILY PLANET 521 00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,294 CAN'T LIE? 522 00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,196 THIS IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT, RIGHT? 523 00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,866 BUT WE'VE COME SO FAR. 524 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,201 YOU THINK I DON'T WANNA GO? 525 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:07,538 EVERY SYNAPSE IN MY BRAIN IS TELLING ME ARUBA, 526 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:10,073 BUT I CAN'T. 527 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,342 YOU GUYS GO WITHOUT ME. 528 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,478 WE'RE NOT GOING WITHOUT YOU. WE TOOK AN OATH. 529 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,547 THEN WHAT SHOULD I DO? 530 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,482 LOOK, IF I DON'T SHOW UP, 531 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,528 THERE'S GONNA BE 5 MED STUDENTS INSTEAD OF 6. 532 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,318 RIGHT? BIG DEAL. 533 00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,298 IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE EXPECTING YOU IN SURGERY. 534 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,289 OH! BUT THEY PAGED ME. 535 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,825 I MEAN, I SHOULD BE THERE. 536 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,493 THAT'S TRUE, TOO. 537 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,896 BUT I WANNA GO TO ARUBA! 538 00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,666 BUT YOU ALSO WANNA BE A DOCTOR. 539 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:40,070 LOOK, BERG, WHATEVER YOU DECIDE TO DO, 540 00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:41,739 WE'RE BEHIND YOU, SO... 541 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,244 OK. 542 00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,114 LET'S GO. 543 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,683 ♪ ARUBA, JAMAICA ♪ 544 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:53,984 ♪ OOH, I WANNA TAKE YOU ♪ 545 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,954 HI. EXCUSE ME. 546 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:57,955 HI. HELLO. 547 00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:58,956 HI. HELLO. 548 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,158 HI. OH! VERY TALL. 549 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,593 AHH! HERE WE GO. 550 00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:03,694 MAI TAIS AT MIDNIGHT? 551 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:07,331 All: MAI TAIS AT MIDNIGHT! 552 00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:08,410 BERG, IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, 553 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,467 WE WOULDN'T BE HERE. 554 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,602 WELCOME TO BEACON STREET PIZZA. 555 00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:14,572 NICE HAT. 556 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,385 MY FIRST BEEP, AND I ROSE TO THE OCCASION. 557 00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:19,610 OH, OUR LITTLE BOY'S GROWING UP. 558 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,745 AND I'M TAKING YOU TWO DOWN WITH ME. 559 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,747 OH, LET'S LIMBO! 560 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,415 YOU DA BOMB! 561 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,862 WHEN DID HE START THIS? 562 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,318 I DON'T KNOW. 563 00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:30,588 ♪ ARUBA, JAMAICA ♪ 564 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,590 ♪ OOH, I WANNA TAKE YOU ♪ 565 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,091 ♪ TO BERMUDA... ♪ 566 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,463 GOOD EVENING. 567 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:42,099 AND NOW THE AMERICAN BROADCASTING COMPANY STRING QUARTET 568 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,302 PLAYING THE THEME FROM TWO GUYS, A GIRL AND A PIZZA PLACE, 569 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:46,514 FOLLOWED BY THE FOURTH MOVEMENT 570 00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:48,038 OF THE DREW CAREY SHOW. 38416

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