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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,121 - Hi, yeah you must be Ben. 4 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,465 - I'm, uh, 40 friendly. 5 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:38,272 - Yes, married before and I'm actually 43 6 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:41,542 but maybe we could slow down a little bit. 7 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:44,112 - Do you wanna get married again? 8 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:46,447 - I do, yes, of course. 9 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:47,715 And children? 10 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,683 - No children. 11 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:33,194 This is a story about what happens 12 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:34,295 to this baby. 13 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:41,735 Our story takes place in the not distant future. 14 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,373 - I'll do whatever it takes to keep this job, 15 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:47,741 'cause I wanna excel. 16 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:49,143 I wanna be part of the corporate elite, 17 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:51,078 I don't wanna sit with the scum of the earth. 18 00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:52,146 Middle class. 19 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:59,052 I wanna be on the winning team. 20 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:00,721 - What's another name for the metal shackles 21 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:03,291 slaves wear around their necks? 22 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:10,731 - Yeah. 23 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,168 You get it, don't you? 24 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,906 Babies that don't age. 25 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:23,110 People called me crazy when I got into this business. 26 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:26,314 Where's the profit in a business like that, they said. 27 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:28,081 I said, I don't know. 28 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:30,518 But look at us now. 29 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,437 Hey, sorry, I hate being late. 30 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:50,738 - We should have brought her something. 31 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:51,705 - No no no no no, she doesn't need anything, 32 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:52,973 she doesn't like things. 33 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:54,642 - What do you mean she doesn't like things? 34 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:56,076 - My brother's a hoarder, he hoards things, 35 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:57,978 he keeps like receipts and junk mail, 36 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:59,547 piles of books, clothes. 37 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:01,014 She doesn't like stuff, it reminds her of my brother. 38 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,016 - Well flowers are nice, we could have brought her flowers. 39 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,352 - Flowers remind her of funerals 40 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:05,753 which remind her of death. 41 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:09,423 I'm ringing, okay? 42 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:13,193 You look pretty. 43 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,396 - You look beautiful, you do, you do. 44 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:16,630 - Thanks. 45 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:17,565 - Just don't be nervous, she's gonna love you. 46 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:18,232 - I know it. 47 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:19,433 Hey Ma, it's me. 48 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:21,769 - It's Ben, Mom, Ben. 49 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,280 - Come in, have a seat. 50 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,047 - I, uh... 51 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,331 - Looks like a lot of fun in those pants. 52 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:51,164 - Sorry! 53 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:52,065 He's sorry. 54 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:57,771 - Like a lot of fun in those pants. 55 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:58,972 Bubble ass. 56 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,441 - He's sorry. - No I'm not. 57 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:01,709 - You are, sorry. 58 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:05,012 - Looks like a can of biscuits popping out. 59 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:14,822 - You're embarrassing me. 60 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:17,391 - Yeah you're a real paragon of virtue. 61 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:18,392 - Thank you. 62 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:20,561 What's paragon? 63 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:22,062 - Shining example. 64 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:25,799 Look it up, I can't be your OED. 65 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:29,603 Oxford English Dictionary. 66 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,706 - Saw one of those once. 67 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:33,707 Neat. 68 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:34,942 - Agreed, neat. 69 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:39,813 A lot of what you say isn't, what's the word? 70 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:40,814 Interesting. 71 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,689 - Ben tells me you're a florist. 72 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:56,564 - Ben tells me you hate flowers. 73 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:00,668 - What kind of person hates flowers? 74 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:03,003 Gosh Ben didn't happen to mention to you 75 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:06,774 that I had both knees replaced last winter? 76 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:08,609 Just like new. 77 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:12,045 I can do everything you can do except that when I do it 78 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,114 I'm in excruciating pain. 79 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:19,086 - Ben, could you help me out a little bit here? 80 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,355 - Yeah, uh Mom, don't do this. 81 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:23,624 - You gotta be nice. 82 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:26,360 - So let me ask you Terry, Terry? 83 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:29,096 Terry, yes. 84 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:30,731 - Terry, let me ask you. 85 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:35,636 What kind of career is that, making floral arrangements? 86 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:38,005 - Well it's not so much a career as it is just a job. 87 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,007 I went to college, I just have a semester left 88 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,274 before I get my degree. 89 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:42,443 - Yeah. 90 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:44,177 I'm only asking because you look like 91 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:47,848 you should be teaching school, but you're not. 92 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:52,019 You're in school and you're making flower arrangements. 93 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:57,324 - Well I'm actually majoring in French literature 94 00:05:57,324 --> 00:06:01,629 and I spent a little time abroad in between semesters. 95 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:03,864 - I do actually. 96 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,132 - An attribute! 97 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:17,445 - So you're a snob. 98 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,761 - That's just a typical American attitude. 99 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:40,167 - Look I don't wanna be rude-- 100 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:27,748 - Sounds like you two are having a nice talk. 101 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,508 - You couldn't even understand us! 102 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,144 - Yeah but your French sounded amazing. 103 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,278 I had no idea you spoke so well, we could have used that. 104 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:01,649 You know, on nights when... 105 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:03,917 Please stop trying to be funny. 106 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:06,453 I'm not trying. 107 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:07,555 Why did you insist on us meeting 108 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:09,857 if she's like this? 109 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,124 - She's normally very sweet. 110 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:12,325 - She didn't even give me a chance, 111 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,326 she was just mean to me right from the gate. 112 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,494 You know what? 113 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,897 You guys have some serious Oedipal issues. 114 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:19,266 - Oh, we should have prepared more. 115 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,201 - What do you mean we should have prepared more? 116 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:23,036 What am I like on trial? 117 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,805 - That's one way to put it. 118 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:30,678 When I'm in a relationship... 119 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:32,846 - Yeah, when you're in a relationship... 120 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,115 - To a point in where you know 121 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:37,685 for the relationship to proceed you have to meet my mother. 122 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:38,852 - Okay well I met your mother. 123 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,387 - Yes. - Yes. 124 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:42,022 - Yes, no, but you know in order for the relationship 125 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,057 to proceed-- - Okay wait a second, hey. 126 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,126 Jesus. - Look at me. 127 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:50,964 You keep saying in order for the relationship to proceed, 128 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:52,432 what does that mean? 129 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:54,034 - No I mean in order for the relationship to proceed. 130 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,636 I told you this already. 131 00:08:55,636 --> 00:09:00,307 My mother has to like you and don't make me say it, 132 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:02,009 she doesn't like you. 133 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:04,878 - Wait are you trying to break up with me 134 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,047 because your mother doesn't like me? 135 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,449 - Well I don't wanna do this. 136 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:12,252 I don't wanna do this it's just that 137 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,420 my mother's everything to me. 138 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:16,023 - Well your mother's a bitch. 139 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:17,758 - Oh, come on, that's not nice. 140 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,459 God I really don't like that kind of talk. 141 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:20,794 Watch it, okay? 142 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,029 See this never would have worked out anyway 143 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,831 with that kind of pejorative attitude. 144 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:24,665 - Are you-- - This is for the best. 145 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:26,734 You know what? 146 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:27,901 You are the biggest dick I have ever met. 147 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:28,902 - Sure. 148 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,237 Jesus! 149 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,409 - We had a good three months. 150 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,211 We were good right out of the gate, 151 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:39,579 like the start of a horse race. 152 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,081 We were in the lead. 153 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,884 And then this happened, the race is over now, and we lost. 154 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:46,654 It's okay, there are other races. 155 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:50,423 There are other horses to ride. 156 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,226 Don't do that. 157 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,362 Don't walk away like the last three months didn't happen. 158 00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:58,999 Yeah. 159 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,302 Yeah means hello. 160 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,303 Hello? 161 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,304 - Hello. 162 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,339 Ben, it's Malcolm. 163 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,775 - Yeah. 164 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:10,310 - Our three o'clock appointment isn't answering the door. 165 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:15,716 - Well we've buzzed the buzzer thingy and she's not... 166 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:19,152 She's not letting us in. 167 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,255 - She's just not coming to the door. 168 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,824 - Are you in the apartment building? 169 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:24,825 - No. 170 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,293 We're outside. 171 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,728 - Well how do you know she's not coming to the door? 172 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,162 Spit it out, I'm in 100 degree heat with a cell phone 173 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,297 to my head, I can actually feel a tumor growing 174 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,865 as I talk right now. 175 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:32,900 - Stop yelling at me. 176 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,634 - Well get to the point! 177 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:38,806 - We've tried the buzzer thingy and she's not answering, 178 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,608 she's not letting us in. 179 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:44,044 - Yeah, of course. 180 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,546 - Well let me talk to him. 181 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,248 - But he's holding the baby. 182 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,483 - Put the phone to his ear! 183 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:58,191 - Give me the fucking phone. 184 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,463 You know, we're just hanging out. 185 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,898 - Uh huh. 186 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,233 - Well the doctor says I gotta quit drinking 187 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:07,735 and I'm like fuck that. 188 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:11,972 He says if I don't quit my liver's gonna give out. 189 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,340 I feel good about at least having the courage 190 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,842 to tell him how much I drink. 191 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,043 - Larry. 192 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,210 I need to know where you guys are 193 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,011 in that three o'clock appointment. 194 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,980 - Yeah, she's not home. 195 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,050 - I mean no, she could be dead up there. 196 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,918 She's not buzzing us up for some reason. 197 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,119 Hey that's a good question. 198 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,822 If you're dead, are you still home? 199 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,029 - What apartment are you guys buzzing? 200 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,066 What apartment are we buzzing? 201 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:41,969 - We are buzzing four. 202 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,871 - Okay buzz 11. 203 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,374 - Because she lives in apartment 11, 204 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,842 you were buzzing the wrong apartment buddy. 205 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,410 - Oh okay, that happens. 206 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,945 - Yeah, it sure does buster. 207 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,814 Look I got a date in half an hour so I gotta skedaddle. 208 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:55,482 What a doll. 209 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,017 - Terry and I broke up. 210 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,652 - And you're already going out on another date. 211 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:00,954 - I like to play the field. 212 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,956 - Me too, I'm just not that good at it. 213 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,592 - I don't wanna talk anymore so I'm hanging up now. 214 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:06,827 - Yeah alright. 215 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,767 Yeah, of course. 216 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,468 You too big daddy. 217 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,037 No, you're the man. 218 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,341 Yeah, I love you too. 219 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,509 Okay, bye Ben. 220 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,313 - He hung up. 221 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:28,849 - Here. 222 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:33,086 Do you think maybe she needs to be changed? 223 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:34,855 Buzz 11. 224 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,924 - She smells like she does. 225 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,458 - It's just once a week. 226 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,593 - Buzz 11. 227 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,769 - I don't get it. 228 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,472 We're standing out there an eternity. 229 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,942 You're sitting here. 230 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:55,943 It's not right. 231 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,377 You're not right. 232 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,279 - I'm sorry. 233 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,548 Sorry. 234 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:22,836 - I do. 235 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,804 - I'll take it. 236 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:25,939 - Well you have the baby. 237 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,040 - You take the baby. 238 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,642 - You say what a lot. 239 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,444 Have you thought about getting your hearing check? 240 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,947 - Yes I have thought about it. 241 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:37,951 - Come on in, fellas. 242 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,286 Watch your step. 243 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,754 - Why, is there something we can trip on? 244 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,223 - No, you're carrying a baby. 245 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,425 Just watch your step. 246 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,460 - Oh I never thought about that. 247 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:50,130 I wonder how many babies have been injured or even died 248 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,599 because someone was careless and tripped on something 249 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,302 while they were holding one. 250 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,904 - I never thought about that either. 251 00:13:56,904 --> 00:14:01,008 - I guess we have to be responsible with these things. 252 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:07,314 - Nevermind, do you want something to drink? 253 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:10,317 - Oh a scotch and soda on the rocks. 254 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:15,422 - I don't have scotch or soda but I can offer you 255 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,756 a glass of ice. 256 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:17,757 - Thank you. 257 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,063 - I like ice. 258 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,833 - Two glasses of ice it is. 259 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:34,807 - Nothing, what's wrong with you? 260 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,309 - Scotch and soda. 261 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,413 Let me do the talking. 262 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,253 - I like your apartment. 263 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,254 It's...nice. 264 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,624 Is that the right word? 265 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,094 - Do you think the baby would like it here? 266 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,096 - I think she'd love it here. 267 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,431 I was kinda hoping it was a girl. 268 00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,967 What's her name? 269 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:02,402 - That's up to you, you can call her whatever you want. 270 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,839 - Oh no, I'm afraid of babies. 271 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,208 - Surely that can't be the case 272 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,810 if you filled out an application. 273 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,345 - My brother thinks I should do this. 274 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,881 He says I'm cold, he says I need a baby to nurture, 275 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:18,518 that it'll make me focus on something other than myself. 276 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,187 - That's a wonderful reason to have a baby. 277 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:23,156 - It's as good a reason as any. 278 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:26,526 - No. 279 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,063 - My brother said his life meant nothing 280 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,198 until he had his little ones. 281 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:33,733 Everyone says that, right? 282 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,169 My life meant nothing until I had my children. 283 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,804 Now my life is complete. 284 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:41,474 Thank god for my children, I'll do anything for my children. 285 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,309 So. 286 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,114 The truth is I feel empty. 287 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,381 - Sure. 288 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:53,386 - I think about killing myself on a daily basis. 289 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,724 - Um, I've been seeing your company everywhere. 290 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,126 They don't age. 291 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,561 - That's right, Infinity Babies don't age. 292 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:02,395 Malcolm. 293 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,902 - Well there is a benefit in it, actually. 294 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,438 Because you hear a lot of parents lament 295 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,706 the child growing up. 296 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:17,077 They leave the nest, they don't call, they don't visit. 297 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,746 And invariably they grow more distant. 298 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,181 - I thought most parents couldn't wait 299 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,449 until their kids left. 300 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,618 My parents couldn't conceal their glee. 301 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:30,723 I don't see how having a baby not age changes anything. 302 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,292 Still shackles you. 303 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:37,064 - But it not aging really takes the pressure off. 304 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,637 I'm not sure I can explain this to you. 305 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,939 - When abortion was made illegal on a federal level, 306 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,442 congress passed stem cell laws to placate the left. 307 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,444 The republicans said you give us abortion 308 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,813 and we'll give the democrats stem cell research. 309 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,049 That allowed pharmaceutical giants like our 310 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,818 parent company to proceed with a number 311 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,288 of stem cell experiments on human fetuses. 312 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:03,656 Now at some point there was a botched experiment. 313 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,159 1,000 or so babies inherited this defect. 314 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,261 No one could figure out what caused it and no one knows 315 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,264 how to reverse it, so started a subsidiary, 316 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:14,934 Infinity Baby, to find homes for these babies. 317 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,769 And that's what we do. 318 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,278 - In any case, Infinity Babies sleep a lot. 319 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,280 And they don't cry much. 320 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:30,817 - They coo. 321 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,051 - The coo of a baby 322 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,354 is the most beautiful sound in the world. 323 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,690 Or at least it's way up there. 324 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,359 - Some say it has healing properties. 325 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,894 - Not the cooing itself but the presence 326 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,596 of the baby in general. 327 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:47,334 - My uncle Toby, he had hemorrhoids and then he got a dog 328 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,436 and well he still has hemorrhoids, 329 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,538 but they don't flare up as much. 330 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:56,209 - Well if a dog can lower the number 331 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,445 of hemorrhoidal flareups in someone, 332 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,747 imagine what a baby can do. 333 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,949 - Cooing baby may be pleasant but a crying baby 334 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,184 certainly isn't. 335 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,118 - You don't have to worry about that. 336 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,453 Infinity Babies primarily sleep, 337 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,954 that's pretty much all they do. 338 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,089 You only have to change their diaper once a week. 339 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:14,060 You can adjust the baby's meds to fit your schedule. 340 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,495 - That's what I was gonna ask, the meds. 341 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,164 Tell me about the meds. 342 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:20,667 - Well they're all included in your three month 343 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,969 Infinity parenting pack. 344 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:27,140 These drugs make caring for the baby a piece of cake. 345 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,177 - And they don't do any harm to the baby. 346 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,779 - Why can't they make a pill that ages the child? 347 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,247 - Good question. 348 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,517 - Great question. 349 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,022 - It's a she. 350 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:49,329 - People die, children die, even babies that don't age die. 351 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,330 Don't they? 352 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,564 Or do they? 353 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,567 - Look it's all in the instruction manual. 354 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,870 It's two pills once a week, very easy, 355 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,106 you do that the baby will be fine. 356 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,175 - Don't take them yourself. 357 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,646 - Well...I mean I for one don't sleep good 358 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:10,517 and if I had the choice, one bowel movement a week 359 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:11,751 would be ideal. 360 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:16,489 Regardless, the pills don't work on adults. 361 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,258 - It's quite alright, I have my own pills. 362 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,861 I'd like one, what are they, uppers? 363 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:22,695 Downer. 364 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,400 - I don't think you two should be working around children. 365 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,536 - The great thing about living in this country is 366 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,371 you're entitled to your opinion. 367 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,939 - Another great thing about this country is 368 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,441 that you don't have to be mentally stable to work 369 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:35,908 with children. 370 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:39,078 - In any case, this isn't a child, it's a baby. 371 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:40,747 - She'll remain as she is. 372 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,015 - Innocent and uncorrupted. 373 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,986 - What's the point of taking care of a perpetual baby 374 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,021 if it's not going to grow into a sentient being 375 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,723 you can interact with? 376 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,392 Why bother? 377 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,561 - See you have have several plants, Lydia. 378 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:55,395 - I do. 379 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,566 - There's your answer. 380 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,167 - I think I'm gonna pass on this. 381 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,903 - It's $20,000 for doing nothing. 382 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,339 - Please get out of my house. 383 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,041 - It's an apartment. 384 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,444 Apartment. 385 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,756 - Boy oh boy, she hated us. 386 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:24,591 - She did. 387 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:30,162 But that didn't matter so much. 388 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,465 She didn't want the baby, you could sorta see that 389 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,966 right off the bat. 390 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:38,104 She invited us up to pass the time. 391 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,205 - Yeah she didn't have the confidence 392 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:41,040 to go through with it. 393 00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,392 * Gonna walk around 394 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,360 * Gonna talk around 395 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,328 * Gonna walk around 396 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,362 * Gonna talk around and see 397 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,031 - Hi. 398 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,434 - Hi! 399 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,301 - Oh hey. - Hi Ben. 400 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,407 It's nice to meet you face to face. 401 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:15,408 - You too. 402 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,809 Jeez, you're beautiful. 403 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,647 Sorry to be like that. 404 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,214 It's just you look better in person 405 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,150 than you do in your pictures. 406 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,753 - Well thanks I guess. 407 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,287 - That's not, it sounds like I'm saying 408 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,756 you look terrible in your photos. 409 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,290 You don't, you look, no, you look great, 410 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,360 but it's just in real life. 411 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,193 Wow. 412 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,098 - Well I already like you. 413 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,234 - Sorry I get nervous at these things. 414 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,571 There's just, there's a lot of pressure. 415 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,573 - I know, yeah, me too, me too. 416 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:49,976 And honestly I've been so busy the last, 417 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,278 well the last few years actually. 418 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:54,080 - Right, with your interior decorating business? 419 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,382 - Mm hmm. 420 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,817 Yeah, I just haven't had time for anything else. 421 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,420 I mean I'm not making a ton of money but I'm working 422 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:03,089 consistently, building clients. 423 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:04,724 - Yeah, your profile said you work a lot. 424 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,893 Can I get you a coffee or a salad? 425 00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:09,328 - I'd love a coffee and a water. 426 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,530 - Okay fuck you, I'm not a waiter. 427 00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:14,066 That's not funny. 428 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,435 Milk, sugar? 429 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:17,504 - I'm lactose intolerant. 430 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:19,939 - Okay, yeah, that's a problem. 431 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,441 I only date tolerant women. 432 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,876 - Well I'm normally very tolerant, I promise you. 433 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,945 - You could be a serial killer for all I care. 434 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:28,047 With a face like that, forget it. 435 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:29,281 - Aw, you're sweet. 436 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:32,151 Go get the coffees and we'll talk. 437 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,553 - Okay. 438 00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:35,154 Um... 439 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,224 Okay. 440 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:51,337 Go get the coffees? 441 00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:54,641 She's already bossing me around. 442 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:57,076 Did I really need to know that drinking milk gives her gas? 443 00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:59,846 I don't need to know that right out of the gate. 444 00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:03,683 Why does she want to reveal so much so quickly? 445 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,120 She laughs so much. 446 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,656 We've talked for two minutes 447 00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:11,958 and she's laughing at everything. 448 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:14,494 I mean there's a desperation in that, isn't there? 449 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:16,596 And she can't sit 15 seconds alone without 450 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:19,131 picking up her phone. 451 00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,567 Still she's cute. 452 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:23,736 Really cute. 453 00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:27,306 And if she's an interior designer that's good, 454 00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:29,008 they make good money, don't they? 455 00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:31,077 Means I won't have to pay for everything. 456 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,278 But she said she's not making good money 457 00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:33,880 which means I will. 458 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,783 She has nice eyes. 459 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:38,050 There's something dreamy about her, 460 00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:41,353 she's probably thinking about marriage and kids. 461 00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:43,222 Can I help you? 462 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:50,129 Yeah, I'll have a black coffee and a fucking water. 463 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:52,865 * You push 464 00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:53,800 * I'll go 465 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,734 * You push 466 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:55,802 * I'll go 467 00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:56,803 * I'll go 468 00:23:56,803 --> 00:23:57,804 * I'll go 469 00:23:57,804 --> 00:23:59,972 * I'll go 470 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:12,218 And that's how babies are made. 471 00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:19,425 Making babies is easy. 472 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:23,896 Taking care of them is a punishment. 473 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,454 - $20,000. 474 00:24:48,454 --> 00:24:49,622 We keep it for ourselves. 475 00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:51,658 In three months we just tell them the lady 476 00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:56,062 didn't want the baby and then no one knows the difference. 477 00:24:56,062 --> 00:24:59,566 - Larry, we don't need the money. 478 00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:01,200 I've been saving. 479 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,870 I've saved $60,000 by putting away $20 a day 480 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:05,638 for the last 30 days. 481 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:09,408 - That's $600. 482 00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:11,678 You're unbelievably stupid. 483 00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:20,853 - We can't take care of her. 484 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,622 - Sure we can, it's easy. 485 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:24,724 We just give her the pills, stick her on the sofa, 486 00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:26,993 go about our business. 487 00:25:26,993 --> 00:25:30,429 - But we have to change her diaper once a week. 488 00:25:30,429 --> 00:25:33,465 - Changing a diaper once a week, so what? 489 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:35,968 It's a piece of cake. 490 00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:38,705 - And we just keep the check. 491 00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:44,911 - What are we gonna do with $20,000 Larry? 492 00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:46,545 - Pay for our wedding for one thing. 493 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:49,348 - I told you, I'm undecided on the topic of weddings. 494 00:25:49,348 --> 00:25:50,983 - I know, but it's good for taxes. 495 00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:53,452 - I'm not even sure that I'm gay. 496 00:25:53,452 --> 00:25:56,288 Larry, I don't think I am exactly. 497 00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:00,392 - Keep telling yourself that. 498 00:26:01,794 --> 00:26:06,465 - I think I might be more bisexual or pansexual. 499 00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:15,441 - I don't think I can answer that. 500 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:22,381 I have to think about this. 501 00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:35,594 Okay. 502 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:36,595 Okay. 503 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:37,596 Let's do it. 504 00:26:42,568 --> 00:26:46,739 Now, let's take it home and have a drink to celebrate. 505 00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:50,509 - Okay. 506 00:26:52,511 --> 00:26:54,013 Let's celebrate. 507 00:26:54,013 --> 00:26:56,683 But let's drink responsibly because we're parents now. 508 00:26:56,683 --> 00:26:58,050 - Drink as responsibly as you want, 509 00:26:58,050 --> 00:27:00,653 I'm getting shitfaced. 510 00:27:02,188 --> 00:27:05,324 - Drink as responsibly as you want, I'm getting shitfaced. 511 00:27:26,545 --> 00:27:29,415 - Yeah, it's definitely time for her to be changed. 512 00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:30,883 - I don't wanna do it. 513 00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:33,319 - Come on, you've only changed her once since we got her. 514 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:36,188 - I know, but originally you said you would do it. 515 00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:40,359 - If you love the baby, you won't mind changing the diaper. 516 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,834 - I don't love this thing. 517 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:49,101 I don't wanna do it. 518 00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:50,102 - I'm sorry. 519 00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:53,672 I can't believe we have to do this once a week 520 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,474 for the next three months. 521 00:27:55,474 --> 00:27:56,308 - Two months. 522 00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:03,649 I don't know much 523 00:28:03,649 --> 00:28:05,151 about what happened at Guantanamo Bay 524 00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:06,986 but if they really wanted to torture the prisoners 525 00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:09,188 they would have forced them to do this. 526 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:13,392 - I don't think you should be comparing this to that. 527 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:15,127 - Okay, I'm finished. 528 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:24,937 - The worst thing I've ever done. 529 00:28:26,072 --> 00:28:28,574 - We can increase the baby's medication. 530 00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:32,444 - The constipation medication. 531 00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:33,746 We just give her double the amount 532 00:28:33,746 --> 00:28:37,316 and then you only have to do this half as much. 533 00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:40,086 Why me, why? 534 00:28:42,521 --> 00:28:43,355 Sure. 535 00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:47,193 - We could up her dosage with the red pill too, 536 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:51,297 then we only have to feed her half as often. 537 00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:52,899 - That makes sense. 538 00:28:58,204 --> 00:28:59,038 - Uh. 539 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:02,508 Oh god, I got feces on my arm. 540 00:29:05,778 --> 00:29:08,380 You make a big deal about everything! 541 00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:28,500 Fuck. 542 00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:32,038 - Larry that's not cleaner for people, 543 00:29:32,038 --> 00:29:34,506 that's cleaner for countertops. 544 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:39,378 Ow, Larry ow it burned my eye! 545 00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:42,181 Larry stop, Larry, Larry, Larry no! 546 00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:45,317 Ah Larry stop, stop it! 547 00:30:02,734 --> 00:30:03,569 Ah! 548 00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:07,373 - We had every reason to think this was temporary 549 00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:08,474 but it isn't. 550 00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:12,278 Meaning you're blind. 551 00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:13,980 - Jesus. - Yeah. 552 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,448 - What about in like a year, will I be blind then? 553 00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:17,483 - I think so. 554 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:18,650 Good question. 555 00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:24,924 Great question, probably. 556 00:30:46,045 --> 00:30:49,348 - I'm sorry I pre-ejaculated so quickly. 557 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,682 I thought that's what you wanted. 558 00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:55,787 - You mentioned you were impatient. 559 00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:58,490 - You have an answer for everything, don't you? 560 00:30:58,490 --> 00:30:59,758 - I do now. 561 00:30:59,758 --> 00:31:02,128 Wish that were the case in college. 562 00:31:02,128 --> 00:31:03,329 I may have graduated. 563 00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:05,031 - I assumed you did well in school. 564 00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:07,299 - No, I'm dyslexic, I had trouble reading. 565 00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:09,535 Came in handy though when my parents asked me 566 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:11,270 how I was doing. 567 00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:13,973 For the longest time I thought my GPA was 3.2, 568 00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:15,407 it was actually 2.3. 569 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:18,244 Wow, now she's laughing 570 00:31:18,244 --> 00:31:19,745 at my lack of intelligence. 571 00:31:19,745 --> 00:31:20,746 Well how did you end up becoming a manager 572 00:31:20,746 --> 00:31:22,014 at Infinity Baby? 573 00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:24,683 - I dunno, I applied like everyone else. 574 00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:26,118 It was pretty intense. 575 00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:30,022 Plus my father owned the company and my uncle runs it. 576 00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:35,995 - I wanna have a baby one day. 577 00:31:36,963 --> 00:31:38,164 Do you? 578 00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:40,532 - Yeah I'd like to have a baby for one day. 579 00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:41,633 And then give it back. 580 00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:49,475 The truth is I'm just kinda scared of all that. 581 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:51,910 - Yeah, well that's fair. 582 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,179 - I'm a coward. 583 00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:58,117 - Is that how you get all the girls, is that your schtick? 584 00:31:58,117 --> 00:31:59,986 I'm a coward, will you go out with me? 585 00:31:59,986 --> 00:32:02,554 She really is kinda perfect. 586 00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:05,024 I think maybe I could stay with her for a while. 587 00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:06,959 Maybe even get married. 588 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,462 As long as we're not talking all the time 589 00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:13,865 and she's not laughing so much at everything I say. 590 00:32:13,865 --> 00:32:18,037 I wonder what it's going to be like two months from now. 591 00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:23,142 Oh, hi. 592 00:32:23,142 --> 00:32:24,510 Get off of me. 593 00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:25,344 Space. 594 00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:27,679 I just want space. 595 00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:29,081 Morning. 596 00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:31,017 - Oh you're really insatiable, you know that? 597 00:32:33,885 --> 00:32:37,456 - We've got a problem here at the apartment. 598 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,493 We need you to come over. 599 00:32:41,493 --> 00:32:43,962 - No, I'm not coming over there. 600 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:48,134 - It's kind of an emergency, work related emergency. 601 00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:52,638 Just tell me what it is, Jesus! 602 00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:56,108 - Yes, I'll explain more when you get here. 603 00:32:57,176 --> 00:32:59,278 I'm not happy. 604 00:32:59,278 --> 00:33:02,681 - I know Ben, I'm not happy either. 605 00:33:03,949 --> 00:33:05,484 As we get older it's best just to accept 606 00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:08,254 that we're never gonna be truly happy, 607 00:33:08,254 --> 00:33:11,223 but if you think about it... 608 00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:13,425 You can't appreciate happiness 609 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:16,028 without experiencing bleakness. 610 00:33:16,028 --> 00:33:20,166 When I'm feeling down, what I usually do is make myself 611 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:23,001 a bowl of cinnamon oatmeal. 612 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,002 - I have to go. 613 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,304 - No, don't go! 614 00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:26,838 Yep. 615 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:31,009 - Then I make a boiled egg, peel it, say a tantric prayer, 616 00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:34,513 then I throw it out the window. 617 00:33:41,653 --> 00:33:44,690 - I had a dream last night we were getting married. 618 00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:51,130 And we were both crying and our tears were filling up 619 00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:53,132 all around us like we were in a bathtub 620 00:33:53,132 --> 00:33:57,069 and we just kept crying and then we were lifted up 621 00:33:57,069 --> 00:34:00,906 by this ocean of tears and carried into heaven. 622 00:34:02,841 --> 00:34:04,410 And when we got there my grandmother was there 623 00:34:04,410 --> 00:34:07,446 and she was crying and then all of our particles 624 00:34:07,446 --> 00:34:09,481 just started spinning all around and there was this 625 00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:11,783 torque of energy and positivity and 626 00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:14,953 everyone just started dissolving into this 627 00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:16,622 tornado of goodness. 628 00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:31,470 I love you Ben! 629 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,973 I'm just so in love with you! 630 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:42,581 - I think you should meet my mother. 631 00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:52,224 - Yeah, I think it's time. 632 00:34:52,224 --> 00:34:53,692 - But Ben this makes me really nervous. 633 00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:55,494 You said your mother's everything to you. 634 00:34:55,494 --> 00:34:57,329 - Yeah, she is for the most part, yeah. 635 00:34:57,329 --> 00:34:59,531 - You said that if your mother doesn't approve 636 00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:00,966 of one of your girlfriends it's usually a sign 637 00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:02,768 you can't continue. 638 00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:05,070 - Let's just say it's difficult. 639 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:06,405 - This is making me really nervous. 640 00:35:06,405 --> 00:35:08,740 What if she doesn't like me? 641 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:14,413 I don't wanna meet her! 642 00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:18,684 How am I supposed to tell her that I love her son 643 00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:21,019 and I wanna make 100 babies with him? 644 00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:27,226 Why does this always happen? 645 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:28,760 Every time. 646 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,563 God this is going to hurt her so badly. 647 00:35:31,563 --> 00:35:34,533 Then I'm gonna feel horrible. 648 00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:36,235 Why do they have to care so much? 649 00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:37,803 Why can't they just ride the wave? 650 00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:41,973 Isn't that what this is all about, just riding the wave? 651 00:35:43,942 --> 00:35:46,878 Look at her, she'll be fine. 652 00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:48,314 Ow! 653 00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:49,648 She's like a six year old. 654 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:52,284 She'll find the whole thing funny. 655 00:35:52,284 --> 00:35:55,354 New York could get attacked by Chinese warships 656 00:35:55,354 --> 00:35:56,555 and she would be laughing until 657 00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:58,557 the very last heartbeat. 658 00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:05,731 - When do you want me to meet her? 659 00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:07,566 - As soon as possible. 660 00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,518 - Hester. - Yes. 661 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:27,519 - It's Ben. 662 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:28,520 - Hello Ben. 663 00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:31,156 - I need to introduce you to my girlfriend tomorrow. 664 00:36:31,156 --> 00:36:33,024 - Can't do it tomorrow, I'm busy. 665 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,293 - I'll call you tonight with the details. 666 00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:35,527 You're gonna have to be extra hard on this one. 667 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,195 She thinks life is a bowl of cherries. 668 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,564 - I just told you I'm busy. 669 00:36:38,564 --> 00:36:39,931 - I figure we can start with interior design, 670 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:41,500 it's what she does, but I can't talk right now, 671 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:42,434 I'll let you know the details-- 672 00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:44,370 - Oh my god. 673 00:36:56,882 --> 00:36:58,149 Maybe I need to stop dating women 674 00:36:58,149 --> 00:37:00,319 and retreat back to girls. 675 00:37:03,489 --> 00:37:06,725 Find a young girl who likes to have fun. 676 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,960 Maybe do some drugs and go out dancing. 677 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,429 Go to a rave. 678 00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:11,963 I should do all the weird shit I did not do 679 00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:13,532 when I was younger. 680 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,736 Maybe go to a goth club dressed like a vampire. 681 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:18,970 Now's the time. 682 00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:23,241 No, I love women too much. 683 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:26,412 I don't love them, but I need them. 684 00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:28,647 If they could just stop taking things so seriously. 685 00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:30,215 It's just a relationship. 686 00:37:30,215 --> 00:37:33,419 Why does there always have to be an ultimatum? 687 00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:36,622 Marriage, babies, why can't we just keep having fun? 688 00:37:36,622 --> 00:37:40,892 Why do things always have to be so serious? 689 00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:42,394 - This is serious. 690 00:38:09,154 --> 00:38:11,457 - I think about all the success I've achieved 691 00:38:11,457 --> 00:38:15,627 and then I ask myself, when will it ever be enough? 692 00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:21,533 I have an office here and New York City. 693 00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:26,137 I have people who ask me what to do, when to do it, 694 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,407 and how to do it on a daily basis, 695 00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:30,809 and in a company like this there's a lot to do 696 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:35,113 and a lot of people to do it so you do the math. 697 00:38:35,113 --> 00:38:37,182 I'm a busy man. 698 00:38:37,182 --> 00:38:39,250 I sign checks for people. 699 00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:42,187 I sit at the head of long tables at board meetings 700 00:38:42,187 --> 00:38:43,855 and after everyone's had a chance to talk, 701 00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:47,158 somebody says, "So Neo, what do you think?" 702 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,127 And then I say what I think and then what I think 703 00:38:49,127 --> 00:38:50,629 is the final word. 704 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:55,867 That's some pretty awesome shit, is it not, white boy? 705 00:38:55,867 --> 00:38:57,335 - Yes. 706 00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:00,138 - Does it bother you when I call you white boy? 707 00:39:00,138 --> 00:39:00,906 - No. 708 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:05,977 - 32. 709 00:39:05,977 --> 00:39:09,381 - You know when I was 22 I was digging graves in Louisiana. 710 00:39:09,381 --> 00:39:11,182 100 degree heat. 711 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:14,920 I was putting coffins made of cardboard in the ground. 712 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:18,490 The smell of decaying flesh was so strong I could taste it. 713 00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:20,291 Sounds awful, doesn't it? 714 00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:22,728 - Yeah, it really does. 715 00:39:22,728 --> 00:39:26,398 Unless you like the taste of decaying flesh. 716 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:46,217 My nephew, here, now. 717 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,486 How? 718 00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:48,319 Wow. 719 00:39:49,354 --> 00:39:50,856 Yes, bring him in. 720 00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:25,791 What the fuck? 721 00:40:29,828 --> 00:40:31,296 Ben. 722 00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:32,130 - Neo. 723 00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:41,907 - Good to see you, Ben. 724 00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:53,051 You kept the baby for three months in order to collect 725 00:40:53,051 --> 00:40:55,220 the $20,000 fee for yourselves. 726 00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:56,755 - That's right. 727 00:40:56,755 --> 00:40:58,524 - And then you gave the baby extra pharmaceuticals 728 00:40:58,524 --> 00:41:01,092 in order to stop it from defecating. 729 00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:03,328 - That's not entirely correct. 730 00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:05,230 - We initially gave her two constipation pills 731 00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:07,599 thinking that she would only use the bathroom 732 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:10,869 once every two weeks, but that didn't work. 733 00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:15,240 - Then we stopped giving her the food pill 734 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:19,210 in hopes that that would keep her from defecating. 735 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:22,147 - It did. 736 00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:26,952 Hi I'm Ava, I can't wait to meet you in person. 737 00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:27,786 - Oh. 738 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:32,157 Sorry, I didn't bring my headphones. 739 00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:34,392 Um, I'll take this outside. 740 00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:37,362 - Don't you want to listen to this? 741 00:41:37,362 --> 00:41:40,265 - No, I think it's better if you handle this and them. 742 00:41:40,265 --> 00:41:42,133 I'll take care of this. 743 00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:43,669 You know, I think that's best. 744 00:41:43,669 --> 00:41:45,036 - I just told you I got it. 745 00:41:45,036 --> 00:41:47,138 - Okay, thanks Uncle Neo. 746 00:41:51,977 --> 00:41:54,880 - So you starved the baby. 747 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,382 - We just stopped giving it one of her pills. 748 00:41:57,382 --> 00:42:00,318 - Yeah, the pill that nourishes her. 749 00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:03,421 - She didn't start crying like a baby normally does 750 00:42:03,421 --> 00:42:07,025 when it's hungry, she just lied there and cooed. 751 00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:11,863 - Laid there, yeah. 752 00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:16,802 She just cooed. 753 00:42:16,802 --> 00:42:19,037 - Until she stopped cooing. 754 00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:22,373 - You know the orientation specifically stipulates 755 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:25,543 that you do not under any circumstances modify 756 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,545 the medication schedule. 757 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,648 There are warning labels at every step 758 00:42:29,648 --> 00:42:31,750 exhorting you to avoid... 759 00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:33,251 Can you even read? 760 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,454 - Of course. 761 00:42:36,454 --> 00:42:38,123 I could. 762 00:42:39,958 --> 00:42:41,559 - Idiots. 763 00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,762 Were you at the orientations? 764 00:42:43,762 --> 00:42:46,364 - I think it was an orientation. 765 00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:48,867 We were at one, crazy tedious. 766 00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:57,676 - Here's what we're gonna do. 767 00:42:57,676 --> 00:42:59,911 There is an easy fix to this. 768 00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:01,613 It's like a paper trail. 769 00:43:01,613 --> 00:43:04,482 Get rid of the trail, nobody can touch you. 770 00:43:04,482 --> 00:43:07,452 We take the baby to this guy. 771 00:43:08,453 --> 00:43:09,921 - I ask the questions here. 772 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:11,857 - I wonder who this is. 773 00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:14,492 - You just take the baby to Fenton 774 00:43:14,492 --> 00:43:16,427 and the problem go bye bye. 775 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:17,562 - Problem go bye bye. 776 00:43:17,562 --> 00:43:19,297 - Problem go bye bye. 777 00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:29,941 I admire your courage. 778 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:34,445 You saw an opportunity to get $20,000 and you went for it. 779 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:35,446 I like that. 780 00:43:36,381 --> 00:43:37,849 But a baby died. 781 00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:40,852 In order to make money sometimes you have to 782 00:43:40,852 --> 00:43:42,453 kill a few babies. 783 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:44,589 My good friend Dick Cheney, the former CEO 784 00:43:44,589 --> 00:43:48,660 of defense contractor Halliburton taught me that. 785 00:43:50,929 --> 00:43:52,864 You guys like kombucha? 786 00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:32,203 - There's somebody here to see you. 787 00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:33,772 - It's Neo Getwell. 788 00:44:38,476 --> 00:44:40,545 It's a very powerful man. 789 00:44:42,247 --> 00:44:45,083 - Well they have a baby with them. 790 00:45:02,467 --> 00:45:04,736 You look well. 791 00:45:04,736 --> 00:45:05,570 - I'm not. 792 00:45:08,273 --> 00:45:09,107 - I... 793 00:45:10,441 --> 00:45:13,444 I can't really talk about it. 794 00:45:13,444 --> 00:45:16,247 - You know we might have an opening in the mail room. 795 00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:17,816 It would get you out of this place, 796 00:45:17,816 --> 00:45:20,251 you could work your way up. 797 00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:22,187 Another year or two you could have 798 00:45:22,187 --> 00:45:25,290 an office of your very own maybe. 799 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,196 I'm a little too old to start over 800 00:45:31,196 --> 00:45:33,598 without it being ridiculous to me 801 00:45:33,598 --> 00:45:35,500 and everyone around me. 802 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,905 But, my niece needs a job. 803 00:45:45,944 --> 00:45:46,778 - Hi. 804 00:45:49,647 --> 00:45:51,582 Could I hold your baby? 805 00:45:53,018 --> 00:45:54,219 - Hi. 806 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:00,859 - She's quiet. 807 00:46:01,827 --> 00:46:03,829 - Yeah, she seems to be. 808 00:46:03,829 --> 00:46:06,064 - Yeah, she likes to sleep. 809 00:46:16,674 --> 00:46:18,409 - I'm not the mother. 810 00:46:22,981 --> 00:46:25,283 - Discretion as always. 811 00:46:25,283 --> 00:46:27,953 - Is that why you brought along an entourage? 812 00:46:27,953 --> 00:46:28,887 - They're training. 813 00:46:32,223 --> 00:46:34,192 - They're part of the team. 814 00:46:34,192 --> 00:46:36,862 - Teamwork makes the dream work. 815 00:46:39,664 --> 00:46:40,565 - Good one. 816 00:46:49,507 --> 00:46:51,342 - I have to take this. 817 00:46:52,878 --> 00:46:56,047 But you can't give me the results now? 818 00:46:58,649 --> 00:46:59,484 Okay. 819 00:47:00,952 --> 00:47:02,153 I'm on my way. 820 00:47:06,624 --> 00:47:08,693 That was the doctor, I have to go in and get the results 821 00:47:08,693 --> 00:47:11,396 of my liver function panel. 822 00:47:13,098 --> 00:47:14,332 I'm gonna slip out. 823 00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:15,633 - No wait, Larry, you can't. 824 00:47:15,633 --> 00:47:17,035 - I have to. 825 00:47:18,236 --> 00:47:22,307 - It's fine, they're gonna take care of her. 826 00:47:29,614 --> 00:47:30,781 - I'm Tiffany. 827 00:47:32,717 --> 00:47:35,286 - You're a very pretty girl, Tiffany. 828 00:47:35,286 --> 00:47:36,421 How old are you? 829 00:47:36,421 --> 00:47:38,256 - I'll be 19 in April. 830 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:42,928 I just graduated high school so I'm looking for a job. 831 00:47:42,928 --> 00:47:45,230 I don't really like this place. 832 00:47:45,230 --> 00:47:46,431 - Well if you ever need any advice 833 00:47:46,431 --> 00:47:48,033 maybe we can go have dinner sometime. 834 00:47:48,033 --> 00:47:51,636 - Yeah I dunno, I don't really love advice. 835 00:47:53,571 --> 00:47:54,405 - Good. 836 00:47:55,506 --> 00:47:56,307 - I have a bad feeling about this. 837 00:47:57,475 --> 00:47:59,177 - This place seems evil. 838 00:47:59,177 --> 00:48:00,845 - Malcolm, there's no such thing as evil. 839 00:48:00,845 --> 00:48:01,812 - I know. 840 00:48:01,812 --> 00:48:03,581 Larry this just isn't right. 841 00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:05,183 We killed a baby, we stole the money, 842 00:48:05,183 --> 00:48:06,784 we're gonna get away with it? 843 00:48:06,784 --> 00:48:10,055 Surely we have to pay a price. 844 00:48:10,055 --> 00:48:12,057 - Wait, now you're scaring the hell out of me. 845 00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:14,225 - I'm going to get the results to my panel, 846 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:15,826 you're making me paranoid! 847 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,163 No, not really. 848 00:48:18,163 --> 00:48:19,965 - Well Skinner made it pretty clear that 849 00:48:19,965 --> 00:48:23,834 you were done for if you kept drinking. 850 00:48:23,834 --> 00:48:25,336 True. 851 00:48:25,336 --> 00:48:27,238 - And you've averaged two quarts of vodka per day 852 00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:28,506 for the last 10 weeks. 853 00:48:28,506 --> 00:48:29,340 - Correct. 854 00:48:32,810 --> 00:48:34,745 - Why do you like drinking so much, Larry? 855 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:35,646 - Fuck you. 856 00:48:37,482 --> 00:48:40,651 - There's a virus in the air. 857 00:48:40,651 --> 00:48:42,353 You're feeling it too. 858 00:48:42,353 --> 00:48:45,957 - It's true, I read the papers, I know what I'm doing 859 00:48:45,957 --> 00:48:50,128 is wrong, I'm covering up things that should be exposed. 860 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:54,132 You're doing very bad things. 861 00:48:54,132 --> 00:48:56,034 You're dealing in them. 862 00:48:56,034 --> 00:49:00,205 By doing what I'm an accomplice to these very bad things. 863 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:05,076 - That's one way of looking at it. 864 00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:09,614 - I just, I have a terrible feeling. 865 00:49:09,614 --> 00:49:13,618 Like maybe, maybe being selfish and irresponsible 866 00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:15,353 isn't the way to be. 867 00:49:15,353 --> 00:49:17,155 - Malcolm, this isn't the time or place 868 00:49:17,155 --> 00:49:19,157 to start feeling guilty. 869 00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:21,926 Larry. 870 00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:23,961 What do you like to do? 871 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:24,962 Have fun. 872 00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:26,597 Yeah? 873 00:49:26,597 --> 00:49:29,034 I'm not really looking to date anyone right now. 874 00:49:29,034 --> 00:49:30,301 Why not? 875 00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:34,672 - I'm too young, I don't wanna commit to anybody. 876 00:49:34,672 --> 00:49:36,441 - I think that's an excellent attitude. 877 00:49:36,441 --> 00:49:38,309 - Absolutely. 878 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:40,778 What do you do for fun? 879 00:49:40,778 --> 00:49:41,612 - Drugs. 880 00:49:43,348 --> 00:49:44,782 - Okay Tiffany, I'm gonna have to take her from you. 881 00:49:45,616 --> 00:49:46,851 - You know why. 882 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:51,322 You're gonna hurt her. 883 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:52,523 - No I'm not. 884 00:49:52,523 --> 00:49:53,724 - Yes you are, you're gonna wake her up. 885 00:49:53,724 --> 00:49:54,392 No I'm not gonna wake her up. 886 00:49:55,626 --> 00:49:57,962 What are you talking about? 887 00:50:01,066 --> 00:50:02,467 - Jesus! 888 00:50:02,467 --> 00:50:04,969 Look what you did. 889 00:50:15,746 --> 00:50:18,949 A hug, that's all it took. 890 00:50:18,949 --> 00:50:22,353 Turned out to be relevant to the process. 891 00:50:28,393 --> 00:50:32,997 When's too early to say I wish I'd never been born? 892 00:50:32,997 --> 00:50:35,966 - Okay, I'm gonna leave you here then. 893 00:50:35,966 --> 00:50:37,702 You can get upstairs okay? 894 00:50:37,702 --> 00:50:39,370 - Yeah, I'll manage. 895 00:50:41,339 --> 00:50:42,940 Actually starting to get used to the darkness, 896 00:50:42,940 --> 00:50:44,809 it's actually kinda comforting. 897 00:50:44,809 --> 00:50:48,579 - You know what, let me try something real quick. 898 00:50:48,579 --> 00:50:49,414 - Okay. 899 00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:03,628 - Okay, open your eyes. 900 00:51:03,628 --> 00:51:04,629 Can you see? 901 00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:12,437 You know, sometimes we see what we wanna see. 902 00:51:13,638 --> 00:51:14,472 - Okay. 903 00:51:15,673 --> 00:51:16,941 - So you're okay with keeping the baby 904 00:51:16,941 --> 00:51:18,843 a few more weeks til we find her a home? 905 00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:20,044 - Yeah, yeah. 906 00:51:20,044 --> 00:51:21,546 - Dunno what happened to your friend. 907 00:51:21,546 --> 00:51:24,249 He'll be back to help you take care of the girl, I assume. 908 00:51:24,249 --> 00:51:25,916 - Yeah, he'll be back later. 909 00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:26,984 - Alright, good luck to you. 910 00:51:26,984 --> 00:51:29,220 Glad everything worked out. 911 00:51:30,888 --> 00:51:31,722 - Goodbye. 912 00:52:18,803 --> 00:52:22,973 I don't know where you are, but I need you. 913 00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:25,710 Something strange has happened. 914 00:52:25,710 --> 00:52:28,379 Something strange and wonderful. 915 00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:34,919 I dunno if it's a sign but if it is it's pretty amazing. 916 00:52:36,053 --> 00:52:37,555 It's funny, ever since you blinded me 917 00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:39,957 I've never seen more clearly. 918 00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:45,296 I feel a strange connection to the universe. 919 00:52:46,431 --> 00:52:48,833 It's hard to explain. 920 00:52:58,776 --> 00:53:02,880 By not seeing anything it's like I can see everything. 921 00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:39,517 Phone off. 922 00:53:45,690 --> 00:53:47,224 - Hey Mom. - Hello Ben. 923 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:48,225 - This is Alison. 924 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:49,294 - Hi Alison. - Hi! 925 00:53:49,294 --> 00:53:51,362 It's so exciting to meet you! 926 00:53:51,362 --> 00:53:52,863 - It's nice to meet you too. 927 00:53:52,863 --> 00:53:55,032 - Alison, my mother hates that, don't do that. 928 00:53:55,032 --> 00:53:57,034 - Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't know. 929 00:53:57,034 --> 00:53:58,336 - Yeah that's not a great way to start. 930 00:53:58,336 --> 00:54:01,005 - Actually it was kind of nice to be hugged. 931 00:54:01,005 --> 00:54:02,507 Ben never hugs me. 932 00:54:07,878 --> 00:54:09,714 Ben tells me you're... 933 00:54:11,282 --> 00:54:13,551 You're into interior design. 934 00:54:13,551 --> 00:54:16,253 - Oh yeah, that's how I make my living 935 00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:17,888 but I'm small time. 936 00:54:17,888 --> 00:54:22,159 I work with small budgets and mainly friends. 937 00:54:22,159 --> 00:54:23,961 - And can you pay your bills this way? 938 00:54:25,796 --> 00:54:26,864 - Not really. 939 00:54:28,032 --> 00:54:29,967 Sometimes I actually lose money on a place. 940 00:54:29,967 --> 00:54:31,836 But my parents help me out. 941 00:54:31,836 --> 00:54:34,038 - So you sponge off of your parents? 942 00:54:35,473 --> 00:54:36,307 - Kind of. 943 00:54:37,442 --> 00:54:39,644 It's terrible, I know, but I'm lucky. 944 00:54:39,644 --> 00:54:42,780 I really wanna live here and they insist on helping me 945 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:45,650 and I need the help sometimes. 946 00:54:45,650 --> 00:54:49,587 - Well, gosh I don't know maybe if you applied yourself more 947 00:54:49,587 --> 00:54:53,257 and really worked hard you could become self-sufficient. 948 00:54:53,257 --> 00:54:57,027 - Well I work a lot, I do, but you're right, you're right. 949 00:54:57,027 --> 00:54:59,930 My mother gets after me about that too. 950 00:54:59,930 --> 00:55:02,299 I just get distracted so easily. 951 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:05,703 I mean there's so much to see and do in the city and 952 00:55:05,703 --> 00:55:08,105 it's all so inspiring. 953 00:55:08,105 --> 00:55:10,140 I just really wanna take it all in 954 00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:13,444 before I meet the man of my dreams and have a baby. 955 00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:16,647 - I mean I like interior design, 956 00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:18,716 but I really just wanna be a mom. 957 00:55:18,716 --> 00:55:19,550 - Wow. 958 00:55:21,251 --> 00:55:24,355 Well I'm not sure if Ben is ready for 959 00:55:25,690 --> 00:55:27,692 that kind of responsibility. 960 00:55:29,694 --> 00:55:33,464 - Yeah, I know, that's one of the reasons I love him. 961 00:55:38,469 --> 00:55:39,303 - Yeah. 962 00:55:41,071 --> 00:55:44,375 But I know this probably isn't permanent. 963 00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:45,376 Really? 964 00:55:45,376 --> 00:55:47,011 And what does that mean? 965 00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:50,214 - Well you know what I mean. 966 00:55:50,214 --> 00:55:51,616 You don't love me. 967 00:55:51,616 --> 00:55:53,083 - Wait, I didn't say that. 968 00:55:53,083 --> 00:55:55,119 - Well right, but you didn't say you did either, 969 00:55:55,119 --> 00:55:56,621 that's the most important part. 970 00:55:56,621 --> 00:55:58,489 - But that's the problem, you said it. 971 00:55:58,489 --> 00:55:59,990 - Right. 972 00:55:59,990 --> 00:56:01,459 And I meant it, I felt it and I meant it so I said it. 973 00:56:01,459 --> 00:56:04,128 - Ben is a child, Alison, you should move on. 974 00:56:04,128 --> 00:56:05,329 - Mom, what are you talking about? 975 00:56:05,329 --> 00:56:06,964 - Alison. 976 00:56:06,964 --> 00:56:09,967 Why do you wanna be a mom so badly? 977 00:56:11,636 --> 00:56:13,538 I dunno, maternal urge? 978 00:56:15,339 --> 00:56:18,643 Well I have a lot of friends who are writers, 979 00:56:18,643 --> 00:56:20,177 artists, lawyers, you know. 980 00:56:20,177 --> 00:56:23,147 I get invites to book readings and art openings and I go 981 00:56:23,147 --> 00:56:26,684 and I see how proud my friends are and I'm proud of them. 982 00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:30,187 Takes a big commitment to achieve big things. 983 00:56:30,187 --> 00:56:32,189 - That's a little simplistic, isn't it, Mom? 984 00:56:32,189 --> 00:56:33,090 - Be quiet please. 985 00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:33,891 Continue. 986 00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:38,228 - Well, I just imagine there's this moment 987 00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:41,031 when someone gets a New York Times book review 988 00:56:41,031 --> 00:56:43,100 or makes some huge medical breakthrough 989 00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:46,370 or closes some multimillion dollar deal where 990 00:56:46,370 --> 00:56:47,938 they're thinking this is it. 991 00:56:47,938 --> 00:56:50,107 You know, I've done it, I've achieved what I've always 992 00:56:50,107 --> 00:56:51,341 wanted to achieve. 993 00:56:51,341 --> 00:56:54,244 And I'm no genius, but I'm no idiot either. 994 00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:56,681 I think I could work hard and achieve things like that. 995 00:56:56,681 --> 00:56:57,948 - Mm hmm. 996 00:56:57,948 --> 00:57:01,085 - But I just don't have those kind of fantasies. 997 00:57:01,085 --> 00:57:03,521 Probably a lot of people don't. 998 00:57:03,521 --> 00:57:06,223 But... 999 00:57:06,223 --> 00:57:09,259 Well I do have a specific dream in my head 1000 00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:11,328 I'd like to see play out. 1001 00:57:14,198 --> 00:57:16,801 I imagine I'm sleeping in bed with my husband 1002 00:57:16,801 --> 00:57:19,837 and it's morning and the sun is pouring 1003 00:57:19,837 --> 00:57:22,673 through the windows or it's raining outside, 1004 00:57:22,673 --> 00:57:24,875 I guess it doesn't really matter. 1005 00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:28,579 But we're sound asleep and the bedroom door opens 1006 00:57:28,579 --> 00:57:32,082 and our two children come in and they say, 1007 00:57:32,082 --> 00:57:36,854 "It's time to get up Mommy, it's time to get up Daddy!" 1008 00:57:36,854 --> 00:57:38,756 And we just pull them into bed with us 1009 00:57:38,756 --> 00:57:42,426 and we all just giggle and laugh as a family 1010 00:57:43,861 --> 00:57:46,631 and it's perfect and we're happy. 1011 00:57:48,666 --> 00:57:50,367 - You're such a sweetheart. 1012 00:57:52,402 --> 00:57:55,506 - Yeah but it's never perfect and you know 1013 00:57:55,506 --> 00:57:57,642 that's just an idealistic fantasy. 1014 00:57:57,642 --> 00:57:59,877 The reality is that having children is very stressful 1015 00:57:59,877 --> 00:58:02,813 and I'm not a morning person, I like to sleep late. 1016 00:58:02,813 --> 00:58:04,248 - Oh my god. 1017 00:58:04,248 --> 00:58:06,551 - Anyway, I know these things scare you, Ben. 1018 00:58:06,551 --> 00:58:07,918 - Then why are we still together? 1019 00:58:07,918 --> 00:58:10,120 - Because I love you! 1020 00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:11,589 - Break up with him. 1021 00:58:12,590 --> 00:58:14,124 I should, shouldn't I. 1022 00:58:14,124 --> 00:58:15,560 - He brought you here because he wants to break up with you. 1023 00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:16,894 - Mom! 1024 00:58:16,894 --> 00:58:18,696 - Oh quit calling me that! 1025 00:58:18,696 --> 00:58:19,530 You know what? 1026 00:58:19,530 --> 00:58:20,531 I'm not even his mother. 1027 00:58:21,932 --> 00:58:22,767 - She's lying. 1028 00:58:22,767 --> 00:58:23,734 Mom, seriously. 1029 00:58:23,734 --> 00:58:24,835 - Oh come on. 1030 00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:26,436 He pays me. 1031 00:58:26,436 --> 00:58:28,438 He pays me to pretend I'm his mother 1032 00:58:28,438 --> 00:58:30,174 and I hate all of his girlfriends 1033 00:58:30,174 --> 00:58:32,843 so that he has an excuse to break up with them. 1034 00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:36,413 - This is the fourth one of you that I've done in a year. 1035 00:58:36,413 --> 00:58:38,716 Oh he begged me to do this one, yeah. 1036 00:58:38,716 --> 00:58:42,186 Promised to donate $5,000 to a koala rescue organization. 1037 00:58:44,555 --> 00:58:47,124 - This doesn't seem possible! 1038 00:58:47,124 --> 00:58:48,893 - Well, you know, he's a coward. 1039 00:58:48,893 --> 00:58:49,827 Well look at her! 1040 00:58:49,827 --> 00:58:50,628 She's laughing even at this! 1041 00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:52,196 It's cute. 1042 00:58:53,731 --> 00:58:55,666 - Yes he does it, he's doing it, he's doing it right now! 1043 00:58:55,666 --> 00:58:56,500 This is him doing it, here he is! 1044 00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:57,334 - Wait, wait a second! 1045 00:58:57,334 --> 00:58:58,268 Okay. 1046 00:58:58,268 --> 00:58:59,303 - No, this is fascinating. 1047 00:58:59,303 --> 00:59:00,805 Tell me more. 1048 00:59:00,805 --> 00:59:02,539 - Well, he can't commit. 1049 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:04,408 When he starts getting antsy and wants to get out 1050 00:59:04,408 --> 00:59:07,311 of a relationship, he faxes me a dossier. 1051 00:59:07,311 --> 00:59:08,579 - Fax, nobody faxes! 1052 00:59:08,579 --> 00:59:10,414 - And then I have to pick out the things 1053 00:59:10,414 --> 00:59:11,782 that I can use in the meeting 1054 00:59:11,782 --> 00:59:13,350 and then I have to denigrate these poor girls. 1055 00:59:13,350 --> 00:59:14,518 - Wow. 1056 00:59:14,518 --> 00:59:15,385 - I've even rehearsed lines. - Wow. 1057 00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:25,262 Are you laughing at me? 1058 00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:32,637 I mean is this just some kind of joke to you? 1059 00:59:32,637 --> 00:59:34,504 - No, no, I'm sorry. 1060 00:59:34,504 --> 00:59:36,807 - No no no no, those are my lines. 1061 00:59:36,807 --> 00:59:40,678 Yeah see, I'm supposed to grill you about laughing. 1062 00:59:40,678 --> 00:59:43,681 Yeah, I'm supposed to make you feel bad about laughing 1063 00:59:43,681 --> 00:59:46,917 so that he can justify breaking up with you. 1064 00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:48,653 That's what we're dealing with here. 1065 00:59:48,653 --> 00:59:49,887 Mm hmm. 1066 00:59:49,887 --> 00:59:51,555 I mean I love that you laugh, I think you have 1067 00:59:51,555 --> 00:59:52,657 an adorable laugh, I mean if I were dating you-- 1068 00:59:52,657 --> 00:59:53,891 - Okay enough, enough Hester! 1069 00:59:53,891 --> 00:59:54,825 I would be like laugh more, 1070 00:59:54,825 --> 00:59:56,026 laugh as much as you want! 1071 00:59:56,026 --> 00:59:57,227 - I don't know why you're doing this now 1072 00:59:57,227 --> 00:59:58,829 after all these years, but you know what? 1073 00:59:58,829 --> 01:00:00,064 Okay, okay. 1074 01:00:00,064 --> 01:00:01,565 And right. 1075 01:00:01,565 --> 01:00:03,433 It's probably not the most ethical way to break up 1076 01:00:03,433 --> 01:00:04,969 with someone, but you know what? 1077 01:00:04,969 --> 01:00:06,737 It would never have to come to this if you women 1078 01:00:06,737 --> 01:00:09,173 could just be realistic about things. 1079 01:00:09,173 --> 01:00:10,207 Just be realistic. 1080 01:00:10,207 --> 01:00:12,977 The soulmate doesn't exist. 1081 01:00:12,977 --> 01:00:15,479 And the white wedding, the perfect marriage, 1082 01:00:15,479 --> 01:00:20,284 the perfect death do us part scenario, it's a fantasy man! 1083 01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:24,588 And when I say man, I mean, you know, I mean, I mean man. 1084 01:00:24,588 --> 01:00:27,057 Because to call someone man denotes a disconnect 1085 01:00:27,057 --> 01:00:30,160 and I am disconnected from both of you right now. 1086 01:00:31,495 --> 01:00:33,030 It never, it never fails! 1087 01:00:33,030 --> 01:00:34,431 It never fails! 1088 01:00:34,431 --> 01:00:35,966 You're in a solid relationship with a woman, 1089 01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:38,068 it's going really well, and then at some point 1090 01:00:38,068 --> 01:00:40,570 the woman has to screw up everything by being, 1091 01:00:40,570 --> 01:00:42,106 you know, this. 1092 01:00:42,106 --> 01:00:44,474 Like wanting feminine things. 1093 01:00:44,474 --> 01:00:46,110 You know, like I want a baby because I have 1094 01:00:46,110 --> 01:00:49,013 maternal instincts, I wanna breastfeed. 1095 01:00:49,013 --> 01:00:50,280 I wanna get married. 1096 01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:52,316 I wanna say my vows and pledge my love 1097 01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:55,019 in front of a bunch of people I don't even know because... 1098 01:00:55,019 --> 01:00:56,020 What? 1099 01:00:56,020 --> 01:00:57,287 Why? 1100 01:00:57,287 --> 01:00:58,655 I want a baby so I can unburden myself 1101 01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:00,324 from who I thought I was gonna be. 1102 01:01:00,324 --> 01:01:01,826 And then you. 1103 01:01:01,826 --> 01:01:03,060 Like what? 1104 01:01:03,060 --> 01:01:04,829 You have to go and screw up this thing we have 1105 01:01:04,829 --> 01:01:06,296 because she hugged you? 1106 01:01:06,296 --> 01:01:07,131 Is that what it is, a hug? 1107 01:01:07,131 --> 01:01:08,098 That's all it took? 1108 01:01:08,098 --> 01:01:09,466 - Ben, please calm down. 1109 01:01:09,466 --> 01:01:11,401 - Don't tell me what to do, Alison. 1110 01:01:11,401 --> 01:01:12,602 You're always telling me what to do. 1111 01:01:12,602 --> 01:01:13,537 Everyone's always telling me what to do. 1112 01:01:13,537 --> 01:01:14,471 I don't tell you what to do. 1113 01:01:14,471 --> 01:01:15,672 I don't tell you not to laugh. 1114 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,207 - Why would anyone tell anyone not to laugh? 1115 01:01:17,207 --> 01:01:18,843 - Because it's fucked up to laugh all the time! 1116 01:01:20,044 --> 01:01:21,846 Oh yeah, I'm fucked up for laughing? 1117 01:01:21,846 --> 01:01:24,214 - No Alison, he's fucked up. 1118 01:01:25,215 --> 01:01:26,951 I'm fucked up. 1119 01:01:26,951 --> 01:01:28,385 You're fucked up. 1120 01:01:28,385 --> 01:01:30,320 You too, you're fucked, both, the world is fucked up! 1121 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:33,223 And having babies, bringing babies into this fucked up world 1122 01:01:33,223 --> 01:01:34,658 and then just laughing all the time 1123 01:01:34,658 --> 01:01:37,227 isn't gonna change anything. 1124 01:01:40,831 --> 01:01:41,999 - Drugs. 1125 01:01:43,300 --> 01:01:44,902 - I have to go. 1126 01:01:44,902 --> 01:01:46,136 Bye, bye Alison, bye. 1127 01:01:46,136 --> 01:01:47,471 Bye, bye Mom, bye! 1128 01:01:47,471 --> 01:01:48,472 Oh! 1129 01:01:48,472 --> 01:01:50,040 I almost forgot. 1130 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,242 I dunno, I dunno, it's the way it is, 1131 01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:53,911 you just pay for things you don't want, 1132 01:01:53,911 --> 01:01:55,179 it's what it's all about. 1133 01:01:55,179 --> 01:01:56,480 This whole world of boy meets girls 1134 01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:59,016 is actually just a world of let me spend my money 1135 01:01:59,016 --> 01:02:01,151 on temporary happiness but inevitable misery 1136 01:02:01,151 --> 01:02:04,454 because you all just can't do what you're told. 1137 01:02:04,454 --> 01:02:06,056 You can't do what you're told. 1138 01:02:13,798 --> 01:02:15,132 - You're a bore. 1139 01:02:22,439 --> 01:02:24,008 - Taking this back. 1140 01:02:24,909 --> 01:02:26,110 - Please shove it up your ass, 1141 01:02:26,110 --> 01:02:29,713 you misogynist, shallow, self-centered oaf. 1142 01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:02,079 - Hi yeah, you must be Ben. 1143 01:03:11,755 --> 01:03:14,158 - I'm, uh, 40 friendly. 1144 01:03:15,392 --> 01:03:19,029 - Yes, married before and I'm actually 43 1145 01:03:19,029 --> 01:03:22,466 but um maybe we could slow down a little bit? 1146 01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:24,935 - Do you want to get married again? 1147 01:03:24,935 --> 01:03:27,137 - Uh, I do, yes, of course. 1148 01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:28,538 And children? 1149 01:03:28,538 --> 01:03:29,706 - No children. 1150 01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:35,345 - Um, yeah, of course if I'm blessed enough to have them. 1151 01:03:35,345 --> 01:03:36,947 - Blessed, are you a Jesus freak? 1152 01:03:36,947 --> 01:03:40,417 - I consider myself a spiritual person. 1153 01:03:40,417 --> 01:03:42,519 So what, you taking off? 1154 01:03:42,519 --> 01:03:43,520 Yeah. 1155 01:03:45,355 --> 01:03:47,691 - Uh yeah, you know, it was, in fact. 1156 01:03:47,691 --> 01:03:49,459 You're a 43 year old woman, you wanna get married, 1157 01:03:49,459 --> 01:03:52,329 start a family, and that's not what I want right now. 1158 01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:54,331 - Okay well that's fair. 1159 01:03:55,632 --> 01:03:56,934 - I think so. 1160 01:03:56,934 --> 01:04:00,037 Hey can I ask you a question? 1161 01:04:03,707 --> 01:04:04,808 - Yeah, sure. 1162 01:04:26,931 --> 01:04:28,698 That sounds awesome. 1163 01:04:28,698 --> 01:04:32,469 That's what the kids say right, they say awesome? 1164 01:04:32,469 --> 01:04:34,171 - I can't believe we've been together for five years. 1165 01:04:35,405 --> 01:04:37,674 The distant future. 1166 01:04:37,674 --> 01:04:39,243 Well it's flown by. 1167 01:04:39,243 --> 01:04:40,244 - Like a rooster. 1168 01:04:40,244 --> 01:04:41,878 - It's flown by like a rooster. 1169 01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:42,947 - Like a rooster on drugs. 1170 01:04:42,947 --> 01:04:44,714 - A rooster on drugs. 1171 01:04:55,325 --> 01:04:57,261 Dad, can we see a movie? 1172 01:04:57,261 --> 01:04:59,763 - Yeah of course, we can do whatever you want. 1173 01:04:59,763 --> 01:05:01,031 Can we get some ice cream? 1174 01:05:01,031 --> 01:05:02,566 - Absolutely. 1175 01:05:02,566 --> 01:05:05,902 Movie and an ice cream sounds like the perfect Friday night. 1176 01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:07,004 Although the last movie we saw 1177 01:05:07,004 --> 01:05:08,505 I didn't really care for. 1178 01:05:09,974 --> 01:05:12,509 - Well, because the characters didn't really change much 1179 01:05:12,509 --> 01:05:14,078 from the beginning to the end. 1180 01:05:14,078 --> 01:05:16,480 They just, they stayed the same. 1181 01:05:17,481 --> 01:05:18,648 - Well it's kind of a big deal. 1182 01:05:18,648 --> 01:05:20,617 - I'm pretty excited. 1183 01:05:20,617 --> 01:05:22,486 Never been to a vampire goth club before. 1184 01:05:22,486 --> 01:05:23,687 - You're gonna like it. 1185 01:05:23,687 --> 01:05:25,155 - Yeah. 1186 01:05:25,155 --> 01:05:26,423 Because in a movie when a character's flawed 1187 01:05:26,423 --> 01:05:29,526 or makes a mistake or series of mistakes, 1188 01:05:29,526 --> 01:05:32,362 they can change, they can grow up. 1189 01:05:34,664 --> 01:05:35,499 - Okay. 1190 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:38,435 - Yeah. 1191 01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:39,769 - Yeah. 1192 01:05:40,971 --> 01:05:43,974 Growing up is important. 1193 01:05:46,310 --> 01:05:47,711 - I don't know, it's kinda new. 1194 01:05:48,678 --> 01:05:50,714 - Think it's more like meth. 1195 01:05:50,714 --> 01:05:53,317 We're gonna be up for several days but it's kinda herbal. 1196 01:05:53,317 --> 01:05:55,085 - I can't wait to grow up. 1197 01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,155 Yeah, that'll make me sad but I can't wait 1198 01:05:58,155 --> 01:05:59,923 to see that happen too. 1199 01:05:59,923 --> 01:06:01,791 - You can't see, why will you be sad? 1200 01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:05,295 - Well, you see one day you're gonna be big enough 1201 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:07,631 to leave home and you're gonna go to college 1202 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:09,799 and you're gonna make new friends 1203 01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:12,469 and you're probably gonna get romantically involved 1204 01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:13,703 with someone. 1205 01:06:13,703 --> 01:06:15,572 And maybe you'll start a family, 1206 01:06:15,572 --> 01:06:18,642 maybe you'll start a career but you and I probably won't 1207 01:06:18,642 --> 01:06:20,610 see each other as much. 1208 01:06:20,610 --> 01:06:23,413 - I don't want that to happen. 1209 01:06:23,413 --> 01:06:25,982 It's not a bad thing, though. 1210 01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:27,384 - Oh, that's good. 1211 01:06:27,384 --> 01:06:29,119 Yeah, I think so. 1212 01:06:29,119 --> 01:06:30,587 - This is easily the healthiest relationship 1213 01:06:30,587 --> 01:06:31,855 I've ever been in in my life. 1214 01:06:31,855 --> 01:06:32,689 - Me too. 1215 01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:37,661 I'm pregnant. 1216 01:07:03,187 --> 01:07:06,856 * I get so tall on being me 1217 01:07:09,059 --> 01:07:10,994 * Oh I am joy I am a song 1218 01:07:10,994 --> 01:07:15,465 * There is no place I don't belong 1219 01:07:15,465 --> 01:07:17,434 * And now the earth can't hold me 1220 01:07:17,434 --> 01:07:20,937 * The earth will never hold me 1221 01:07:20,937 --> 01:07:25,109 * I know the earth won't hold me while I want to live 1222 01:07:28,745 --> 01:07:32,916 * I follow walls that lead to space 1223 01:07:33,817 --> 01:07:36,153 * I tumble into what I say 1224 01:07:36,153 --> 01:07:40,690 * I attack the dark and find the day 1225 01:07:40,690 --> 01:07:42,359 * And now the earth can't hold me 1226 01:07:42,359 --> 01:07:45,862 * The earth will never hold me 1227 01:07:45,862 --> 01:07:50,033 * I know the earth won't hold me while I want to live 1228 01:07:53,737 --> 01:07:57,474 * I leap into the moving sun 1229 01:07:58,875 --> 01:08:00,944 * I feel the heat but I won't burn 1230 01:08:00,944 --> 01:08:05,415 * I'll use the light for my return 1231 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:07,251 * And now the earth can't hold me 1232 01:08:07,251 --> 01:08:11,020 * The earth will never hold me 1233 01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:15,192 * I know the earth won't hold me while I want to live 1234 01:08:18,628 --> 01:08:22,799 * I string the newly colored beads 1235 01:08:23,833 --> 01:08:26,069 * I keep no time I reach no fear 1236 01:08:26,069 --> 01:08:30,540 * I have no way yet all is here 1237 01:08:30,540 --> 01:08:32,176 * And now the earth can't hold me 1238 01:08:32,176 --> 01:08:36,012 * The earth will never hold me 1239 01:08:36,012 --> 01:08:40,184 * I know the earth won't hold me while I want to live 1240 01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:04,874 * I leap into the moving sun 1241 01:09:06,210 --> 01:09:08,478 * I feel the heat but I won't burn 1242 01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:12,849 * I'll use the light for my return 1243 01:09:12,849 --> 01:09:14,618 * And now the earth can't hold me 1244 01:09:14,618 --> 01:09:18,455 * The earth will never hold me 1245 01:09:18,455 --> 01:09:22,626 * I know the earth won't hold me while I want to live 1246 01:09:25,762 --> 01:09:29,933 * I string the newly colored beads 1247 01:09:31,301 --> 01:09:33,403 * I keep no time I reach no fear 1248 01:09:33,403 --> 01:09:37,941 * I have no way yet all is here 1249 01:09:37,941 --> 01:09:39,909 * And now the earth can't hold me 1250 01:09:39,909 --> 01:09:43,413 * The earth will never hold me 1251 01:09:43,413 --> 01:09:47,584 * I know the earth won't hold me while I want to live 1252 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:54,758 * I leap into the moving sun 84082