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RSVP's to the Patel/Shred Escrow
Closing Party keep rollin' in.
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Oh, people are excited
to celebrate
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your foolish
financial decisions.
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Well, are you coming?
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'Cause we'd love
to see you there.
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You know, I'm torn between
not going
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and making up a lame excuse
for not going.
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You gotta come!
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How's it gonna look if my own
partner doesn't show up?
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Like I don't wanna plummet
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through loose floor boards
to my death.
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Huh.
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Huh?
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We gotta pull this guy over,
right?
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This is why we need a siren.
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Not a stupid fluorescent
car decal.
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No one's stopping for a decal!
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It's true.
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Pull over!
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Pull over!
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Hey. Paws where
I can see 'em.
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At risk of wildly offending
your wife,
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why is the dog driving
your car?
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It's ok, I have a license.
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To commit the most complicated
suicide of all time?
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It's a driverless car.
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Balthazar just likes
the front seat.
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Of course.
Then he can control the stereo.
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Here you go.
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There is literally nothing
we can do,
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so have a nice day.
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Huh. The future really sneaks
up on you, huh?
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Mmhmm.
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Hey, Terry.
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That would go a lot faster
if you used a pitchfork.
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This jerk did something
with my car keys.
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I've been off for an hour.
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Is there a guy bringing in
a Komodo dragon?
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I only got his street name.
Perbindish.
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I ran it through
Google Translate.
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It's Albanian for "monster ".
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Why would they call him
Monster, Frank?
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Out of all the names.
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I know you're scared,
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but there are a lot of animals
in jeopardy.
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So, if I can talk to Monster
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he can tell me where
he got his dragon.
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And by the way, never trust
Google Translate.
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He's coming in later.
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I'll text you.
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I knew there was a hero
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underneath that straw
and flop sweat.
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Oh, got your car keys.
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I think he chucked them
out the window.
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You son of a bitch.
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Everyone, reminder!
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Big shindig tonight
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'cause we've officially closed
escrow on the house.
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That's right.
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The timing's perfect because the
fumigators are coming tomorrow.
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So we're going off tonight!
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Yeah, we are!
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And hey, just a quick heads up,
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there's no running water
at the house
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so if you need to use
the bathroom
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you'll have to go to the Happy
Burger down the street
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and you will need to make
a purchase.
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So just, you know, buddy system,
go in pairs.
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Or maybe just, you know,
hold it.
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Also, we need ice.
See you tonight!
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Bring your own ice!
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- Real ice shortage.
- See you tonight!
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Hey, you know the odds of
passing your citizenship test
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go up if you actually open up
the old study guide.
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Yeah, but I'm gonna find
a loop hole
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to get me out of all the study.
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Short cuts and laziness.
Spoken like a true American.
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I was thinking about getting
some cheeses.
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What's that swishing noise?
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It's ride-along day, people!
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What? It's so fun when I ride
with you guys, right?
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So uh, who are you thinking
about going with?
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Not sure whether this factors
into your decision
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but um, Patel had Mexican
for dinner.
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Also, I had Chinese
for breakfast
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so it's like a real clash
of cultures down there.
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Come on.
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Hey, I made a playlist,
and it is good.
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Please, I'm begging you.
Just tell us.
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Ok, um... drumroll.
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Frank and Shred.
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Oh, come on!
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Shred, come on.
We gotta move your booster seat.
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It'll be great.
I'll see you out there.
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Hey, I'm not that bad
in the truck, am I?
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You're a bit of a stickler.
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What? I hate that word.
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I mean, the whole point
of a ride-along
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is to make sure
you're following protocol.
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It's a quarterly mandate.
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Yeah, it's just sometimes you
gotta let the small stuff slide.
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Ooff. That small stuff
becomes big stuff.
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Yeah.
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- I heard that. I heard that.
- Yeah, yeah.
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And I hear you.
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I will make an effort
to be more chill.
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Ok.
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The last thing I need is Emily
in the truck today.
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Terry's got a Komodo dragon
coming in.
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Oh, did you tell Terry
about the party?
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Terry, my criminal informant?
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Uh-huh.
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Somehow your party
did not come up.
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Alright, well, tell him.
You know?
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The more, the merrier.
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And bring ice, because I still
think we're gonna be low.
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Are you ok with Emily
in the truck today?
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I mean, you do know
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that she's probably gonna smell
like Rick's cologne.
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I'll be fine.
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We're actually in a really
good place.
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We're just friends
and that's ok.
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And I'm just dating myself
right now,
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and I like my choice in men.
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Wow, you are really beginning
to fray at the edges, my friend.
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Hey, guys.
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Sorry, I had to get a Band-Aid
for my neck
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'cause I think the collar
nicked me
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when I was doing
all that swishing.
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Is it cool if I ride up front?
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- Do we have a choice?
- No.
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I'll sit in the middle,
you don't have to move.
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Alright.
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Well, go right ahead.
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Just hop in.
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Ok.
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Seat belts.
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Ok, check this out.
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If I can't take the test
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there are other ways
I can get citizenship.
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Yes, that's what we need.
We need another way.
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I could be an interpreter.
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Nope, not gonna work.
Not with that accent.
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I can't even understand what
you're saying half the time.
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No way!
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See? Right there I heard Norway,
like the country.
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I mean, that could cause
a diplomatic emergency.
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Truck 8,
please respond.
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Report of a loose miniature
horse at Everson Stadium.
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Oh my God.
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What?
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A tiny horse?
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That's the mascot for
the Everson Small Stallions!
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Ok.
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The double A team.
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And?
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- Minor league.
- Minor league of...
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- Baseball.
- Baseball.
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Big fan of baseball.
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Truck 8 respond?
I can call someone else if you want.
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Yeah, yeah!
Dibs, dibs, dibs!
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Truck 8 has dibs.
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Ooh, no blinker. Ah.
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But that is totally fine,
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I can just let you off
with a warning.
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Ugh, I'm so sorry, you guys.
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I cannot get this playlist
to load.
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Awe. Should we just call it and
you can come out another day?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Is my leg just rubbing up
against you?
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That must be so annoying.
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I hadn't even noticed.
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Oh, it's Rick.
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Um, you know, I really
shouldn't take personal calls
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during work hours,
but whatever.
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It's fine. I'm chill.
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Hey, sweetie.
What's up?
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You did?
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What? Which pocket?
Oh my gosh, ok.
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I'm looking right now.
Ok, did you write me a note?
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That is so sweet.
I'm gonna read this later.
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Love you too. Ok.
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Rick says hi.
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Yeah. Awesome.
Uh, I need to get out.
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What?
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Yeah, I've got a migraine
coming on.
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I can feel it so can you just
pull over, Frank?
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Wait, you've got a headache
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before listening
to Emily's playlist?
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Yeah. Frank, could you
pull over?
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Do you have a fever
or something?
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No, it's just
a migraine.
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I gotta get some fresh air.
You guys go ahead.
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We can't just leave you here.
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We're like five blocks
from the office.
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Frank, tell her.
This happens all the time.
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It happens all the time.
He's a sick boy.
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Yep. Sick. Yep.
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I've always dreamed of
being on this field.
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You know, in the second grade
my class took a field trip here?
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They let the kids go wild.
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Spit in the dugouts,
run around the bases.
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And you know who didn't
make it that day?
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I think I do but it seems
important for you to say...
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The lady who's turn it was
to drive carpool.
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Wow.
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So I didn't make it.
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That was a twist.
I didn't see that coming.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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What've we got?
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The mascot's loose somewhere
in the stadium.
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Fungo?
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Yeah.
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Oh, he is wily.
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They let the fans race him
on the warning track
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during the seventh inning
stretch, right?
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See? That is why I love
this country.
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It's just pure chaos.
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You're ok, buddy.
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- Yo, Shred.
- Mm.
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Hey, listen man,
Emily here?
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I got the keys for Truck 7.
Carburetor's all fixed.
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Oh, cool.
Thanks, Bento.
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Hey, you guys should stop
by the Motor Pool for lunch.
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I'm grilling it up.
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Oh yeah? You're having
like a party?
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No, just a few of us.
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- See you there?
- Uh, yeah.
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Tight. Later, man.
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Cool.
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Hey, Bento.
What's up?
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Uh, super small thing.
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If you're driving you should
really be on speaker.
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Oh.
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Frank, my man.
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Hey, we're grilling
at the Motor Pool.
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You wanna come by?
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Oh, I can't.
I'm with Emily.
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Copy. Say no more.
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Uh, wait. What does that mean?
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I'm on speaker?
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Not cool, Frank.
Not cool.
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Ok, great talking to you.
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What?
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Truck 12 respond.
246
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Oh, thank God for animal
emergencies.
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Report of an injured hawk
on the side of the road,
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126 Brookside Drive.
249
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So um, why can't I come
to the barbecue?
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Does uh, nobody like me?
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Oh, no. People like you.
It's just that you're management
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and at lunch time they wanna
eat their sandwich
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and talk about how stupid
their boss is.
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- Right.
- Nothing personal.
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Oh, um, Frank?
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We are on a very
busy thoroughfare,
257
00:09:38,423 --> 00:09:42,097
so for protocol someone needs
to run point on traffic.
258
00:09:42,130 --> 00:09:43,099
Oh man.
259
00:09:43,399 --> 00:09:46,673
I just wish we knew someone who
was alarmingly detail-oriented.
260
00:09:47,976 --> 00:09:49,211
W... would... would you
wanna do it?
261
00:09:49,244 --> 00:09:52,217
Yeah. I would love to.
I have a flare.
262
00:09:52,251 --> 00:09:53,820
Ok, here we go.
263
00:09:55,891 --> 00:09:57,260
Stop!
264
00:09:58,997 --> 00:09:59,999
Ok, Frank.
265
00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:01,904
I'm gonna tell you on my count
when it's safe to proceed.
266
00:10:03,139 --> 00:10:04,542
Five.
267
00:10:04,575 --> 00:10:06,179
Four.
268
00:10:06,212 --> 00:10:07,313
- Three.
- Going on three.
269
00:10:07,347 --> 00:10:08,918
Oh, wow.
270
00:10:10,019 --> 00:10:12,457
Alright, slowly. Ok,
that's good. That's good.
271
00:10:12,491 --> 00:10:13,493
Now you.
272
00:10:13,727 --> 00:10:16,098
Your tires are low, you might
wanna get those checked out.
273
00:10:16,098 --> 00:10:17,033
I'm done.
274
00:10:17,067 --> 00:10:18,604
Wait, really?
That was so fast.
275
00:10:18,604 --> 00:10:20,875
Yeah, the honking makes me
work faster.
276
00:10:20,908 --> 00:10:21,777
Wow.
277
00:10:26,185 --> 00:10:29,091
You know what?
You should go to that barbecue.
278
00:10:29,124 --> 00:10:29,926
Really?
279
00:10:29,959 --> 00:10:30,961
Yeah, I was overreacting.
280
00:10:30,995 --> 00:10:32,765
And whenever I get
a wounded bird
281
00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,602
it makes me crave
grilled chicken.
282
00:10:34,636 --> 00:10:35,705
That's disgusting.
283
00:10:35,738 --> 00:10:38,242
Um, yeah. That'd be great!
Let's go.
284
00:10:38,275 --> 00:10:39,010
Great.
285
00:10:39,244 --> 00:10:40,981
Oh, tiny thing though,
Frank, for protocol,
286
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,820
we really can't leave until
the flare goes all the way out.
287
00:10:48,964 --> 00:10:51,569
Hey Patel, any sign of him?
288
00:10:51,603 --> 00:10:53,840
Patel? Hello?
289
00:10:54,642 --> 00:10:55,577
Patel!
290
00:10:55,878 --> 00:10:58,249
Amit Patel comes out of the
dugout ready to right a wrong
291
00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,821
that took place
in the second grade.
292
00:11:01,824 --> 00:11:04,562
Bases are jammed.
Patel steps up to the plate.
293
00:11:04,596 --> 00:11:07,568
He's batting 785 on the year.
294
00:11:07,602 --> 00:11:10,006
Wait! Fungo! Wait! Wait,
I'm a big fan!
295
00:11:11,643 --> 00:11:14,014
Fungo! Fungo!
296
00:11:15,651 --> 00:11:19,124
Wait, woah, woah.
There you go, Fungo.
297
00:11:20,426 --> 00:11:21,328
Look at that.
298
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:26,338
You caught him.
And uh, you're good.
299
00:11:26,372 --> 00:11:27,107
Oh, thank you.
300
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,611
I'm always inspired
when my partner's
301
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:29,679
making a fool of himself.
302
00:11:29,813 --> 00:11:32,084
You know, uh, the team is
looking for a new organist.
303
00:11:32,117 --> 00:11:34,321
There's actually an open
audition later today.
304
00:11:34,354 --> 00:11:36,125
Thank you, but I have a job,
305
00:11:36,158 --> 00:11:39,197
and one where my partner does
most of the work, so it's ideal,
306
00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:40,400
I really love it.
307
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:41,636
- [Patel He got out.
- Oh!
308
00:11:41,669 --> 00:11:43,072
He got out.
309
00:11:58,102 --> 00:12:00,774
This party is already way better
than ours could ever be.
310
00:12:00,808 --> 00:12:02,678
Unbelievable.
Which one's the wagyu?
311
00:12:02,711 --> 00:12:04,080
Who wants more skewers?
312
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,018
Bento, this is not a few people
stopping by.
313
00:12:06,051 --> 00:12:07,722
This is like a blowout, man.
314
00:12:07,755 --> 00:12:08,790
Yeah, man.
315
00:12:08,991 --> 00:12:10,393
Everyone's gonna be too full
of meats for our escrow party.
316
00:12:10,426 --> 00:12:11,996
I'm glad you guys are having
a good time.
317
00:12:11,996 --> 00:12:12,998
No, we're not having
a good time.
318
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:16,239
We're angry and we're envious,
and what is in this sauce?
319
00:12:16,272 --> 00:12:17,273
You gotta try this.
320
00:12:17,273 --> 00:12:18,376
64-hour marinade.
321
00:12:18,409 --> 00:12:19,746
- 64 hours?!
- Yeah.
322
00:12:19,779 --> 00:12:21,917
Nothing about this
is last minute, man.
323
00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:23,854
It's an aphrodisiac so you might
wanna wash it down.
324
00:12:23,854 --> 00:12:25,390
- Come on.
- Are those king crab legs?!
325
00:12:25,423 --> 00:12:28,630
Hey. My CI says there's a Komodo
dragon coming in.
326
00:12:28,663 --> 00:12:30,601
I need you to babysit Emily
for an hour.
327
00:12:30,601 --> 00:12:32,236
What? I didn't even know
she was here.
328
00:12:33,573 --> 00:12:35,476
Why is she all alone?
Is she ok?
329
00:12:35,511 --> 00:12:37,614
It's because she's the boss.
She's not supposed to be here.
330
00:12:37,614 --> 00:12:38,382
It's unnatural.
331
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,186
Go over there and make her
feel welcome.
332
00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:41,154
Ok. I don't know
if you've noticed
333
00:12:41,188 --> 00:12:43,359
but I'm having kind of
a weird day around her.
334
00:12:43,392 --> 00:12:44,863
I sort of kept it together
in the truck
335
00:12:44,863 --> 00:12:46,967
but I don't know
if I can do it again.
336
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,306
Ok, if you go, I'll go to your
weird haunted house party.
337
00:12:51,442 --> 00:12:52,545
Well, I don't want you there
338
00:12:52,578 --> 00:12:53,547
unless you're excited
to be there.
339
00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:56,520
No, I'm super psyched to risk
my life to eat cold pizza
340
00:12:56,553 --> 00:12:57,655
while holding in my pee
341
00:12:57,755 --> 00:13:00,426
next to people I'm already
forced to spend the day with.
342
00:13:01,829 --> 00:13:02,932
I'll take it.
343
00:13:02,966 --> 00:13:04,736
Patel! Frank's in!
344
00:13:04,769 --> 00:13:05,837
Nice!
345
00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:08,843
I have a major update.
346
00:13:08,843 --> 00:13:09,578
No cuts.
347
00:13:09,678 --> 00:13:12,050
Oh, ok. So I did some
more Googling.
348
00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:15,390
Turns out the United States
grants visas to people
349
00:13:15,423 --> 00:13:17,728
with extraordinary ability
in the arts
350
00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:20,099
or people who accompany
an athlete
351
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,437
in a performance of his
or her duties.
352
00:13:22,471 --> 00:13:23,272
That sounds fake.
353
00:13:23,305 --> 00:13:24,976
- It does, but it's real.
- Mmhmm.
354
00:13:25,009 --> 00:13:26,680
And the organ is my ticket,
baby!
355
00:13:26,713 --> 00:13:28,249
I'm gonna audition.
356
00:13:28,282 --> 00:13:29,485
- Really?
- Yeah.
357
00:13:29,485 --> 00:13:30,453
Yeah, you are, which means
358
00:13:30,654 --> 00:13:32,424
that I'm gonna get a second
chance to run those bases!
359
00:13:32,457 --> 00:13:33,459
So no meats for me.
360
00:13:33,492 --> 00:13:34,629
It's not really about you.
361
00:13:34,662 --> 00:13:35,864
I will take the Branzino.
362
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,100
Uh, hey.
363
00:13:37,702 --> 00:13:39,338
Hey. How's your migraine?
364
00:13:39,371 --> 00:13:40,306
I'm feeling better now.
365
00:13:40,339 --> 00:13:41,375
Sorry I was so weird
in the truck,
366
00:13:41,576 --> 00:13:43,880
it's just when they come on
I get a little claustrophobic.
367
00:13:43,914 --> 00:13:47,020
Yeah.
Have you seen Frank?
368
00:13:47,054 --> 00:13:49,325
I haven't, uh, no.
Have you?
369
00:13:49,358 --> 00:13:52,297
No. That's why I'm asking.
Have you seen him?
370
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,803
Totally. I haven't seen him.
Have you?
371
00:13:54,836 --> 00:13:55,738
No.
372
00:13:55,971 --> 00:14:00,413
Come on, people, let's get
this dance party going!
373
00:14:00,413 --> 00:14:04,187
Here we go, Shred.
Dancing's starting.
374
00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:06,324
Would a stickler dance
in the middle of the day?
375
00:14:06,324 --> 00:14:09,097
Yeah, I'm not really like
a daytime dancer, so...
376
00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:11,602
What? Yes you are.
You dance all the time at work.
377
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,411
Come on.
378
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,558
Frank left.
He lied to you.
379
00:14:24,127 --> 00:14:25,062
What?
380
00:14:25,262 --> 00:14:27,735
He's at the animal refuge.
I'll text you the address.
381
00:14:27,768 --> 00:14:30,173
Wear shoes you
don't care about.
382
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,533
Hey! Stop!
383
00:14:43,566 --> 00:14:45,035
What the hell are you doing?
384
00:14:47,173 --> 00:14:49,779
What the H are you doing?
You totally lied to me.
385
00:14:49,812 --> 00:14:51,181
Get in! He's getting away!
386
00:14:51,215 --> 00:14:52,383
What are you
talking about?
387
00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:54,287
You're not even buckled
right now?
388
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,323
Get in!
389
00:14:55,724 --> 00:14:57,194
We're gonna talk
about this later.
390
00:14:57,227 --> 00:15:00,065
Oh my gosh I need to put
my seat belt on! Signal!
391
00:15:02,103 --> 00:15:04,007
So glad you
decided to come back.
392
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:08,115
The organist job is between you
and Bea over there.
393
00:15:08,148 --> 00:15:10,052
- Hi, how are you?
- Hey.
394
00:15:11,956 --> 00:15:13,426
What is up with her?
She's terrifying.
395
00:15:13,459 --> 00:15:14,896
She's just trying to get
in your head, ok?
396
00:15:14,929 --> 00:15:16,298
Alright, come on over.
397
00:15:16,331 --> 00:15:18,202
I'm just gonna have you each
play some classics
398
00:15:18,235 --> 00:15:20,440
and uh, we'll see who
comes out on top.
399
00:15:20,473 --> 00:15:23,212
Alright, well that seems like
a pretty standard organ duel.
400
00:15:23,245 --> 00:15:24,147
I'm gonna go check on Fungo.
401
00:15:24,181 --> 00:15:26,485
See if he's settling
into his enclosure.
402
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:29,391
Uh, why don't we start with
one of the baseball classics,
403
00:15:29,391 --> 00:15:30,426
"Charge "?
404
00:15:51,670 --> 00:15:53,039
And who's Monster, again?
405
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,310
He's the bad guy.
Monster had the dragon.
406
00:15:55,343 --> 00:15:57,180
Is this real or is this
in a children's book?
407
00:15:57,214 --> 00:15:58,149
This is very real.
408
00:15:58,216 --> 00:16:00,621
This is absolutely the wrong
time for sarcasm.
409
00:16:00,654 --> 00:16:01,890
And I know, glass houses.
410
00:16:01,923 --> 00:16:04,662
Now, this guy has a smuggling
ring that's been going on
411
00:16:04,695 --> 00:16:07,768
for months, which makes me think
that someone's protecting them.
412
00:16:08,737 --> 00:16:09,404
Oh, blinker, please!
413
00:16:09,572 --> 00:16:11,241
And, ok, you're driving
like a maniac.
414
00:16:11,275 --> 00:16:13,680
Listen, if there's an illegal
animal ring I wanna stop it
415
00:16:13,713 --> 00:16:14,649
just as much as you do.
416
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,920
Great! But I have to clear it
with my bosses first.
417
00:16:16,953 --> 00:16:17,655
You know, protocol.
418
00:16:17,755 --> 00:16:19,190
You're a real stickler,
you know.
419
00:16:19,224 --> 00:16:20,560
I hate that word.
420
00:16:21,696 --> 00:16:23,934
Hold on. I know a short cut
and I'm a great driver.
421
00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:25,369
One-way alley! Car!
422
00:16:27,173 --> 00:16:28,510
Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
423
00:16:29,277 --> 00:16:30,581
Keep honking, Balthazar!
424
00:16:30,648 --> 00:16:31,616
Is that a dog?
425
00:16:31,649 --> 00:16:32,785
Yeah, that's Balthazar.
426
00:16:35,056 --> 00:16:36,458
He's getting away!
427
00:16:48,182 --> 00:16:51,221
Well, uh, this isn't
an easy decision
428
00:16:51,254 --> 00:16:54,027
but the new organist for
the Everson Small Stallions
429
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:55,129
is Victoria.
430
00:16:55,129 --> 00:16:58,937
I'm in! I'm in!
Yes! USA! USA!
431
00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:00,707
Congratulations.
Here's the rule book.
432
00:17:00,741 --> 00:17:03,412
Please know it backwards and
forwards for the home opener.
433
00:17:04,381 --> 00:17:07,220
Yeah, no. No. There's no way
I'm gonna learn that.
434
00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:08,890
Oh, it's a requirement
for the job.
435
00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:11,763
You have to be able to
understand the flow of the game.
436
00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:12,865
Yeah, no. I'm sorry.
437
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,769
Books and tests and stuff,
they don't agree with me.
438
00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:17,875
That's the only reason I wanted
this ridiculous job.
439
00:17:17,908 --> 00:17:19,143
No offense.
440
00:17:20,346 --> 00:17:23,452
Steps up to the plate
after 30 years on the bench.
441
00:17:23,486 --> 00:17:26,626
Another high-pressure
situation for Patel.
442
00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:30,500
The crowd falls quiet.
It's right down the middle.
443
00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:33,239
Woah, he really got
a hold of that one!
444
00:17:33,272 --> 00:17:36,212
It's going, going.
It's off the foul pole.
445
00:17:36,245 --> 00:17:38,015
It's still in play!
446
00:17:38,048 --> 00:17:42,390
Patel is surprisingly fast for
a man so full of Brazilian meat!
447
00:17:42,423 --> 00:17:44,327
Oh, he's rounding second.
448
00:17:44,361 --> 00:17:47,233
He might not have the gas
for an inside-the-park home run.
449
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:49,304
But a triple is equally
impressive.
450
00:17:50,273 --> 00:17:51,008
Ow.
451
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:51,776
Ah.
452
00:17:51,943 --> 00:17:54,080
He definitely
hurt his ankle.
453
00:17:54,113 --> 00:17:56,619
His wife is gonna be so mad.
454
00:18:00,794 --> 00:18:03,533
Ok, no one is even touching
the chicken parm sandwiches.
455
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:05,370
Of course not.
Bento raised the bar on us.
456
00:18:05,403 --> 00:18:06,573
We're serving prison food.
457
00:18:06,573 --> 00:18:08,743
Excuse me, who invited
Betty White?
458
00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:11,481
We're trying to get
our numbers up, Victoria.
459
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:12,885
This party's on life support.
460
00:18:12,918 --> 00:18:13,887
Yeah.
461
00:18:14,087 --> 00:18:16,091
I shouldn't even be here.
I should be at home, studying.
462
00:18:16,124 --> 00:18:17,059
Don't go.
463
00:18:17,093 --> 00:18:19,097
Ok, take me through
your prime ministers.
464
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:20,032
Oh God.
465
00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:21,168
All of them.
466
00:18:21,202 --> 00:18:23,005
You came! My partner came,
everybody!
467
00:18:23,038 --> 00:18:23,740
Hello.
468
00:18:23,907 --> 00:18:26,011
Hey. This is a terrible
neighborhood.
469
00:18:26,045 --> 00:18:29,084
Some kid on a bike called me
his little bitch
470
00:18:29,084 --> 00:18:30,419
for walking on the sidewalk.
471
00:18:30,452 --> 00:18:32,256
The eight year old
with the neck tattoo?
472
00:18:32,289 --> 00:18:34,729
Yes, that is Chris and he
protects the block.
473
00:18:34,762 --> 00:18:37,033
I'm gonna go find all the hand
sanitizer in Seattle.
474
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:38,970
Well, there's none here, buddy.
475
00:18:39,004 --> 00:18:40,072
Hey, look at you.
476
00:18:40,072 --> 00:18:42,210
Two office parties
in one day. Wow.
477
00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:45,751
I know. This party is not
as good as Bento's.
478
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,386
Oh, you can say that
in a regular voice.
479
00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:49,358
This is more depressing
than a hospice.
480
00:18:49,424 --> 00:18:50,059
Mmhmm.
481
00:18:50,293 --> 00:18:51,362
Um, listen, I told you
I was gonna talk
482
00:18:51,428 --> 00:18:54,200
to my regional supervisor
about your investigation.
483
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,035
So he gave me the runaround,
484
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,073
told me that it's out of
our jurisdiction,
485
00:18:57,106 --> 00:18:58,276
the police were on it.
486
00:18:58,309 --> 00:18:59,077
Of course they did.
487
00:18:59,311 --> 00:19:00,848
Yeah, but I haven't told you
the weird part.
488
00:19:00,881 --> 00:19:05,422
I never called my supervisor.
He called me.
489
00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:08,228
What? Wait.
How did he know?
490
00:19:08,228 --> 00:19:10,166
Am I being tailed?
491
00:19:10,199 --> 00:19:11,703
I keep seeing Balthazar
everywhere.
492
00:19:11,769 --> 00:19:12,538
You don't think that...
493
00:19:12,671 --> 00:19:14,241
I don't think it's
the driving dog, no.
494
00:19:14,274 --> 00:19:18,014
But I think you're on to
something, and I wanna help.
495
00:19:18,048 --> 00:19:19,150
Wait, you do?
496
00:19:19,183 --> 00:19:20,219
Honestly, that car chase
497
00:19:20,419 --> 00:19:23,092
was the most exciting thing
that's happened to me all year.
498
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:24,394
Of course, we'll need to,
499
00:19:24,427 --> 00:19:27,099
you know, keep it on
the down low, but...
500
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:30,774
Emily Price, my protocol
flouting hero.
501
00:19:30,774 --> 00:19:32,711
Alright, that's impressive.
502
00:19:32,711 --> 00:19:33,746
Ok, this is great.
503
00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:35,650
Um, I'm gonna go check
in with Terry.
504
00:19:35,683 --> 00:19:36,351
He's our CI.
505
00:19:36,519 --> 00:19:38,956
We have a CI?
That is so exciting.
506
00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:40,860
Yeah. Everybody loves
a snitch.
507
00:19:45,971 --> 00:19:46,806
Hey.
508
00:19:46,973 --> 00:19:48,342
I'm bummed I didn't get
to hear your playlist
509
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:49,477
in the truck earlier.
510
00:19:49,511 --> 00:19:50,513
Oh, you would have loved it.
511
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:54,688
I had um, some Sheryl Crow,
Snoop Dogg, Cat Stevens,
512
00:19:54,755 --> 00:19:55,591
Fleet Foxes...
513
00:19:55,624 --> 00:19:56,960
Okay, I think I get it,
animal-themed.
514
00:19:56,993 --> 00:19:58,028
- Yes.
- Sick.
515
00:19:58,061 --> 00:19:59,096
Do you want to listen to it?
516
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:00,466
Totally. Yeah.
517
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,604
Thank you.
518
00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:09,852
♪ Here I go again on my own ♪
519
00:20:09,886 --> 00:20:11,790
- Whitesnake.
- Mmhmm.
520
00:20:11,823 --> 00:20:14,895
♪ Down the only road
I've ever known. ♪
521
00:20:17,935 --> 00:20:19,304
Um... oh, it's Rick.
522
00:20:19,337 --> 00:20:20,172
- Um...
- Yeah.
523
00:20:20,339 --> 00:20:22,109
I should... I didn't tell him
I stopped by.
524
00:20:22,143 --> 00:20:23,813
- Yeah. Totally.
- Hey.
525
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,415
Tell him I say hi.
526
00:20:27,788 --> 00:20:28,623
Sweet.
527
00:20:28,857 --> 00:20:31,128
What? Did you guys fork out
for a smoke machine?
528
00:20:31,161 --> 00:20:32,129
Huh?
529
00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:33,399
This is so fun!
530
00:20:34,201 --> 00:20:35,770
Oh no, the bug guys
came a day early.
531
00:20:35,804 --> 00:20:36,673
The fumigators!
532
00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:37,741
Hold your breath!
533
00:20:37,775 --> 00:20:38,810
Cover your eyes!
534
00:20:38,843 --> 00:20:40,046
I'll get the chicken parm!
535
00:20:40,046 --> 00:20:41,314
I'll get the old lady!
536
00:20:44,688 --> 00:20:46,992
Get the parms!
Somebody get the parm!
537
00:20:54,675 --> 00:20:57,213
Yes! Thank you guys so much
for coming.
538
00:20:57,246 --> 00:20:58,315
We were here earlier.
539
00:20:58,348 --> 00:20:59,518
How is this still going on?
540
00:20:59,585 --> 00:21:02,724
Shrimp's coming around, pairs
perfectly with the riesling.
541
00:21:02,758 --> 00:21:04,962
What is the budget
on this thing?
542
00:21:04,962 --> 00:21:05,798
Nancy!
543
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:06,498
Riesling?
544
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:08,068
Thank you so much for coming!
545
00:21:08,102 --> 00:21:09,304
This is fantastic.
546
00:21:09,304 --> 00:21:10,974
Oh, you bastards!
547
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:13,145
You said you were going home.
548
00:21:13,178 --> 00:21:14,381
Oh yeah, sorry about that.
549
00:21:14,414 --> 00:21:16,986
We got disoriented
when the poison gas
550
00:21:17,019 --> 00:21:18,355
was released at your party.
551
00:21:18,389 --> 00:21:19,925
Wow. The betrayal.
552
00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:20,961
Let's get out of here, Shred.
553
00:21:20,995 --> 00:21:21,862
We don't need it.
554
00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:22,831
We don't need it!
555
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:23,866
We don't need it!
556
00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:25,269
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
557
00:21:25,302 --> 00:21:26,739
Everybody, let's go!
558
00:21:26,772 --> 00:21:29,277
Don't do it.
Don't do it, Shred.
559
00:21:29,311 --> 00:21:31,347
Come on, come on!
560
00:21:31,381 --> 00:21:33,085
Damn you, Bento.
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