Original subtitles

so how about Hawaii

Hawaii

we could go somewhere more exciting

Hawaii is exciting Hawaii is Language Beach

look can we discuss this tonight

alright everybody back out right now against the wall

let's move let's go

nobody moves nobody touch us against the wall

let's move let's move

nobody else move it's 30 seconds

alright guys let's go

stay here

give me the ring

not this

one

ah ah ah

ah ah ah

come on get up

hello

stay calm somebody get an ambulance

alright look

there's only one guy in that car

the other 3 are on foot move

find him find him

rock

two choppers in here I want these scumbags

where the hell are the paramedics they're on the way

well well

well

if it ain't the good doctor

trouble just seems to always have a way of finding you

don't it I don't have time for the slopez

yeah

go go

go go

go go

go go go

go go

oh oh oh oh

oh

John you got it taken care of

if you want to come in go get scrubbed

John

I gotta ask you some questions

you got 30 seconds while I get scrubbed

there are six guys with ski masks

look we're pretty sure one guy's name is Kayla

and that's his brother in there

I'm trying to run him down for a long time

well

maybe you spent a little last time at this hospital

you could yeah

how is she she'll be alright

in the scumbag he'll live

too bad

we have to get mine

I'll take it from the hospital straight to the joint

get them just wait a few hours to calm down

I want this son of a bitch

to put him through the window

first we get marked

then we'll worry about finding that asshole okay

it's may not anymore

hi still want to go someplace exciting

why is looking better and better

since we've been going out

you've been hit stabbed and now shot

went next it's got missile

right I don't think we should honeymoon in Iraq

am I okay well

you had a great doctor oh

did I

hmm I have some special treatment for you right now

hey hey

enough of that hi

you guys hi Julie

so hurt I brought you some stuff

your pjs your toothbrush and boo boo

thanks Brad

how you doing I'm fine really

come on guys

she's rest yeah

so what kind of rest she was getting when we walked in

bye Joe

bye bye

how was she really

the boat passed through the shoulder

she's lost some blood but she'll be fine

holy tomato you should be a fashion model

look at the beautiful skin

you like Chinese food huh

I never saw anybody as beautiful as you

oh I planned that one

she's just like a joke

you're the one that's really beautiful

did you know I taught Bruce Lee

I was his teacher

to cook Chinese food into a column

I see you later

did you know pregnant woman is very beautiful

I'll be home at 10 I promise

bye I love you

I'm sorry

looks like you're gonna have to postpone the wedding

we'll see John

look I know you're telling everyone she's fine

but you know as well as I do

that if the internal bleeding starts

she'll be fine she'll be fine

call 9 1 1

everybody out come on

get up get up

get up get up

get up come on

everybody

well well look who we got here

you don't wanna move him why not

your friend here has my brother

your brother has a severe concussion

he could die what are you

a doctor

yeah

good since you're the one that messed him up

looks like you're gonna be the one that comes with this

to take care of shit the police

ah

ah

alright traffic right there

25

this ain't over man

you dead you hear me

you dead you killed my brother man

killed my brother you dead

we got four including Caleb

there were five the other one is 6

one black hair ponytail

we're searching place from top to bottom

I hate to say this but you did a good job god

Lopez

God damn it they got her

calm down don't tell me to calm down

we'll handle this right

yeah right

hello it's Johnny

listen to me

okay we'll get all the guys together

don't worry we'll find her

all right we'll meet up at the hospital at 6:00

I put a trace on this phone two cars take out the house

I'll be there half hour 45 minutes stops okay

John is what we're gonna do

it's gonna take a couple hours to process

and they'll take them down to the lock up

that's when we find out where they've taken her

and what if you won't talk

oh I'll make it talk

oh my God

oh my God

6

Jesus Christ what are you trying to do

kill me yeah I got you tonight

I want him man I got his girlfriend

I got his girlfriend come on

hey what's up DOC

what are you in here for

this time it's only a couple in the leg

one in the chest now that was a bad one

security to the er

hey I heard about Kailyn and Predator Predator

the one who took your old lady

where is he he's underground man

what does that mean

you know when you got no building and you knock it down

you put up a new one yeah

yeah but underneath is still the basement and shit

at that old building that's underground

which building is it huh man

there's hundreds of them

all connected underground with basements and tunnels

man

yeah but you don't wanna go down there man

why not

and it's all kind of weird gangs down there

John I have to take him

all right could you bring him please

hey DOC

I got some more bad news Calum has escaped

Jesus Christ Lopez can't you do anything right

hello

good evening

who is this an eye for an eye

that's the way it is in the underground

that's our law

you killed my brother

I killed your fiance

slowly listen to me I ask you

what could be more fair leave her out of this

I'm the one you want

well you did cost me a lot of money today

let's say you bring me $250,000

I'll trade you her the money and you

John stole for time

it's gonna take time to raise that much

well I'm calling your house at noon

but we start dismembering your pretty little girl

don't do it Johnny

I'm trying to use the phone

pardon me your wife was being a bitch

um you know what she said to me when she first met me

what

ah haha

you son of a bitch

John John

listen to me chances are if you meet him

he'll kill you and probably Julie too

probably when he calls you to set up the drop off point

will surround the area with a SWAT team

and then send in a decoy okay whatever you say

any luck a lot of people have heard of Kalin

the scared shitless of them

I heard he's in a place called the underground yeah

there's an entrance by the wash on 1st Street okay

I'm gonna leave now you wait for the guys

come as soon as you can okay

no guns down here ah

maybe you should have turned left or is it right

it's easy to get lost down here

how about a life

no

no

no

hey there's two of them

where's the other one

get out go back where you come from I can't

get out while you still have a chance

wait come back

did you see somebody come by here

I'm coming to get you Kippy

thanks that's two I owe you

you see that orange pipe there

you followed down that way about 300 yards

and you see a lot of building to the wall

you go up that ladder and you be an elevator

maintenance room in the City Hall

you can get out from there

I don't wanna get out are you crazy or just stupid

I'm after that guy on the motorcycle with Kaylen

stupid and crazy look

I don't care he said I just don't give a shit

I'm a doctor got money

don't you understand me son of a bitch what do you want

how about respect

do you think you can give me that

ah

ah

son of a bitch you making my life miserable

let's see how many balls you got boy

go go go

go

ah

ah

ah

where we going

straight to hell

check it out oh shit

that's giant alligators in there

come on

our friend is in the underground now

apparently he went through 5 of the garbage again

put out the word

50,000 dollar reward if he's brought to me alive

don't kill him I want that son of a bitch to suffer

bring that confident piece of shit to me

yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah

look look

look

oh

ah

ah

yeah

3 2 1

4 3

2

1 go

ah ah ah

ah ah

does that turn you on watching

is it entertaining it's fun

ah

oh

come on now watch but you'll like it

how much further about another mile Pasadena

you can go downtown to Pasadena

underground between sewer lines

old buildings new subway

old subway I can go from here to San Bernardino

and not come up for air

tunes tunes

tunes all night all day

all around the clock

and that's the kind of song that makes me get up

and want to shake my tail feather

stretch my booty lick my dessert is the free bird back

the person who couldn't fit in upstairs

couldn't fit in downstairs

but whose voice fits in everywhere

I'm talking to all you kitties out there right now

because there's a doctor do goody good

good out there

he's running around our own little special playground

and a Mr K has an offering of $50,000

cool cash to anyone of you

oh I love this word

bangers out there who bring him in alive

or even slightly alive

listen doctor

do good I'd like to talk to you for a second baby

yeah sweetheart

don't worry sweetheart

don't look at me we're

running out of time

personally I'd like to get my hand on you doctor

what is that it's the underground radio

Shadow Warriors

ah

ah oh

ah

oh my God

ah ah

ah

ah ah

ah

ah

ah

ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha

ha

3

2

1

3 2 1

hey guys

I seen a place like this before with big giant spiders

shut up

where's this car I don't know

but it's the only way I'm not going

come on let's go

looks like it comes out up there

okay okay

come on don't push

I'm coming I'm going

are you okay he's alright

welcome to Reaganomics

Hola comesta

looks like a 3rd world country

Aaron my man

how you been hanging well

go do this well

will be this

Johnny

oh welcome to downtown

actually we haven't met

yeah

right

which one

take no offense

and excess of spleen

this is my house and I didn't invite you

haha

I'm homeless

not a little

Ernest

I can help you get out of here

don't you patronize me

I'm gonna help you

but you get your candy ass guilt written

give a dollar to

of that bleeding heart out of my fucking house

so what brings thee to the nether world

my friend

I'm looking for someone

Kalin

I need a gun

oh you can't outlaw down here since the truce outlawed

of course

we all have our territories down here

we all realize that if they were guns

they'd be dead within the week

Take Me with you

you know I fought with Henry attention Court

Henry the 5th of course

what he said to me

once more into the breach dear friends

once more or wall the hole up without English dead

Aaron Aaron

this is no time for war stories now

I tell you one day that I deal with Kailyn

now is the time

this is for you

it's lovely

let me come with you

you know I fought the battle of Gettysburg no

no no Aaron

this is gonna be real bloody

hey just remember

he's got Julie

and

I'd rather not get her in the middle of your bloodbat

yeah well

I'd rather a lot of things

now you just dummy up and do like I tell you

and maybe you won't get hurt

listen to me

I don't know what your problem is

personally

I don't give a shit

we're gonna get my way

no way

hmm

you got a little potential there boy

Kayla controls the Armory would hit that first

and fairly well good night

may the preach into thine arms

and the favor of the gods

bring the Laurel crown upon thy helm

made it through the Shadow Warriors and guess what yeah

they're all pal Gimpian

this is getting better and better

hello

oh

God

yeah yeah

yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah

you're out you're out

it's like Johnny's been here yeah

no kidding but we're on the right track

you know I don't think I like this place

I'm sure I don't like this place

here we go again

yeah

yeah yeah

yeah

I got it

what took you so long

night rats

looks empty all they hear

come on come on up

get inside get inside

come on kids get inside

hello kitties out there this is the free bird

you're not doing a very good job tonight oh no

no no

no no

you see doctor do good

just blew right past the Shadow Warriors

and now he's got the help of my own favorite

weekend soldier with that little wounded leg GI Joe oh

Joe saving so Joe please saving

so so

what we're gonna do for the next hour

is we're gonna double everything

double the danger double the pleasure

double the treasure double the fun

cause two is always better than one

as we pump up the volume here

and we make things nice and hot

because the person who brings home doctor

do good is gonna get that breast ring

and now it's time for these hot hot hot tune

ah ah

3 2 1

who

makes me feel wrong

they have set them free

when they get back it won't matter

be long gone by then

I'm telling the only good to kill it no point span

I won't kill a man if I don't have to

this is a war zone kid that's how we do it down here

you tell the rest of them oh shit

you just still deny me

oh my God

4

2

3 4 5

not bad for a beginner

how many gangs do we have to go through

this is the last one before we get to Kayla

let's go

were you army the All Army

can I ask you something

why are you down here

my place in Malibu is being remodeled

come on Ernest you're healthy intelligent

sure the army trains you to do what

jump out of a plane feels triple rifle

what does that qualify me to

do you ever fill out a job application doctor

put your phone number here oh

I don't have one put your address down there Gee

I don't have one of those either

thank you next still I can't believe no

you can't believe you get in your BMW

and leave your gated community

and drive to your air conditioned office

in Beverly Hills you have no fucking idea

what goes on out here in the real world

you don't know a thing about me what I do where I live

sit up

hey

you don't have a monopoly on pain

yeah I know you had a real life

oh no you don't wanna go down there

doctor do good

oh doctor do good

can you hear me out there

you see I'm lonely tonight

I'm feeling a little feisty

but you're not alone

cause you got some buddies who came down from upstairs

to help you in your time of need

but that's good for you

yeah but it's also good for our bangers out there

you listening bangers because Mr K has up the anti pick

what's behind door number two

what do you see you see

five grand ahead for any of doctor do goods

buddies that you bring to Mr K

that's right

the stakes are getting higher and higher

you know what doctor do good

if you're listening baby you might be good

but I sure could make you better

oh yeah

now what might excite the bangers is the five grand

but what excites me is you doctor do good is you

ain't no ballad no instrument just playing

okay I think we'll move it out number

it's only half a dozen of them

any bright ideas yeah

let's fly

oh yeah

let me go

oh

oh oh

everyone okay we're missing quad

maybe got on the other side

yeah

come on we gotta get moving

you know you still haven't answered my question

Rampo died a hero in World War 2

my old man retired after 20 years

all my life I want to be a soldier

a lifer

at 17 I volunteered did a 2 in the knob

I was court Martian sent to prison for 20 years

what happened

my command an officer was shot in the back

this was set in properly it wasn't set

when we get out of this

I'll put you in the hospital and fix it

I'm not going up there

why not

I just don't understand it up there

president of the United States

greatly breaks the law and lied to the American people

and nobody does anything down here

we got good guys and bad guys

and it's really easy to tell which one's which

move that stuff the way so we can get out of here

look I'm giving you a choice

you can fight or you can die

fight

no

yeah

fuck fuck

things heating up out there

maybe you better go check it out

yeah

yeah

oh no

oh wow

predator king of No. 2 man

in here

let me ask you something

why are you doing this

I still owe Caitlin big time for this

oh come on

there's more to this than just revenge for you

do you know what beauty is

beauty beauty is when any living thing do exactly what

they do the best

the army didn't teach me much

but this shit I know about

what the hell is this

yo it's a freak show show hey

hurt me

what's the matter cute boy

I cut your tongue

you do like to party don't you

yes ma'am

let's get naked

outstanding

so let's party

hey so where's all the guys

it's obvious

you girls couldn't survive down here by yourself

we have a truce with the other gangs

they leave us alone

as long as we invite them to our parties

do we have some wild parties

go go

go go

go go

oh

oh

wow wow wow

wow wow

wow wow

go go

go

go

go

go

go

look look

4 5

let's go

so why you call the bad girls

cause when we're good we're bad

when we're bad

we're really bad

guys we can't hang here

we gotta find Johnny

yeah in a

bit

take off the pill brat

just relax that's it

oh haha

so

you're the guys Kailyn wants drugs

no way

hey baby

come here come on

guacamole hey hey

hey wow look at those leg

oh nice one how are you

why did you stop

I think I'm in love you have a dog

I love you dog too

you know

you were really sexy when you throw one of those

spinning kick

keep it up keep it up

let's go

brands of yours no

I've never seen them before

so you won't mind if I throw him in the cage

and make him fight to the death

I'd mind anyone fighting to the death except you

oh you'll see me all right

when your boyfriend gets here

you'll see me

my kind of girl

that one right there in the cage now

we almost there

Caitlyn throne woman right down there with armies

this way you go I had kids man

you can't go down there on your own

just go

Happy New Year

yeah yeah

oh oh

oh yeah

yeah yeah

come on Brian

get the fuck out

oh yeah

ah

ah

ah

ah

oh oh

get up Brad get up

come on Brad fight back

come on Brad get up

go go

go go

go go go

go

go go

go

go

yeah come on

come on Brad bust them up

yeah yeah

yeah

get up

yeah

kill

him kill him

kill him kill him

kill him kill him

kill him kill him

kill him kill him

kill him kill him kill him

kill him

Johnny

that's enough

I was wondering when you were gonna show up

well here I am

wait

let me fight

he tear you up

and you lose an unworthy second in command

but please let me fight

alright do it yeah come on

let's go let's go

let's go

very good

yeah

yeah

alright okay cool

yeah

you did it

go

go

go go

go

go go

go go

go

go

Johnny come on

come on

yeah

yeah

yeah yeah yeah

come on

come on

you damn come on come on

wow

wow wow

wow wow wow

quick get the guns get the guns

let's go

how could you let him do this to you

get away

I

can't leave Ernest behind Johnny

no Johnny

that's suicide go on

I'll meet you at the end of the tunnel go

come on Johnny go

wait for you well I'm here

hold it

Ahh

no no no

no

no

no

no

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

yeah

yeah

stop

watch out good job

come on

Ernest how the hell do we get out of here

just scroll through a hole in the wall on the left

that'll take us into the old man chef that lead us out

everybody okay

we should get out of here as soon as possible

so what are we gonna do now

lost quag

hey

hi guys

Quan thought you were dead

oh no

I have some problem in enemy territory

I brought a friend

I'll be damned he finally got a girl

let's get to a telephone and call the police

he destroyed my underground

now we're gonna finish this

just you and me there's nothing left to finish

huh

we don't fight

son of a bitch

I'm gonna start picking up your friends one at a time

let's do it

I lose nobody lives

you won't lose

come on Johnny

Johnny yes

kill him

yes

holy enchilada haha

come on

1 2 3

get up

come on

ah

haha

yeah

Johnny

are you okay

alright back up

get up Johnny

come on come on get up

get in boy get in

back off

back

off

alright then haha

yeah Johnny come on

I love you

Ernest

I don't know how we're ever gonna be able to repay you

we'll think of something come stay with us

we can help you get back on your feet

I am on my feet besides

I don't like it up here

too much sunlight

oh oh oh

yeah

yeah

what what

yeah

ah

yeah

yeah

2

1 yeah

oh

ah

wow wow

where's Ernest

he went back

let's get the hell out of here

hey dudes and dudettes

I got some news for you

Mr K has taken a snooze this morning

and I believe it's permanently

so our contest is over we've been busted

I would like to have a word with Doctor do good

if he's out there

your point has been made

and it shows us down here

that we can still learn something from you

people upstairs

and just remember doctor do good

if that Juliet of yours finds another Romeo

the free bird is here waiting for you

oh there you go again

so here I come a man with a vision

you wanna hang with me you better change

put you out stupid like a bottle of Bacardi

don't test me

I gotta stay cool

welcome say Mama

living the easy life dropping the money by

not knowing at all who the hell you really are

don't test me

don't test me

this change go to way

and nobody knows about it hey