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and even captain good evening

mr. yelman we missed you at dinner sir

told the steward to throw it over the

rail save me the trouble but we're in

port now sir why don't you go ashore and

get your sea legs back you watch and

leave neulander here alone with that

frog Cochrane mr. Newland is a pretty

shrewd businessman sir he certainly is

but that doesn't prevent those vultures

from trying I wouldn't care if it was a

legitimate proposition like mine no of

course not sir evening mr. Corcoran have

you seen mr. neulander yes right in

there and played chess for hours why

didn't I learn how to play that game

I've got important business with him he

spends all of his time playing chess

with a title chisel fight you neulander

you will be simply insane about the

place it's one of the finest castles in

all Europe been in my family since the

11th century castles been on the family

as long as that wouldn't it be cruel to

deprive them of it check Harford for a

special friend like yourself

checkmate remarkable you have been

making yes again stronger is it

tell me where Caesar how are you Tony

does a nice nice to see you know the

mark Casey oh yes hello Kate oh sorry

but I've got to steal him for a moment

you mind my only regret is that you are

not stealing me Jesus we only found out

you were in about an hour ago

Oh raylene un der yes I finished

refueling sir shall we push off for

Venice in the morning huh

whatever your life yes you don't mind

like having a board like this do you oh

no of course not there's no reason why I

ran in these XY shouldn't be good

friends I see you haven't changed the

name no I I clinked all things rather

and I couldn't forget the day we

christened her we did have fun didn't we

yes

I miss you so much Tony what after five

years I must have made quite an

impression

Tony I was such a fool to leave you you

mustn't talk like that's it why not

you're married again now

there's so many things I want to talk to

you about there's something I've got to

ask you now Tony and you must tell me

the truth I still love you oh no could

you give Pierre a job in one of your

corporations good job yes I brought him

with me to talk to you about it

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you could make in president or vice

president or something

we're so terribly harder well I'm afraid

not president but I'll see what I can do

oh you are a darling I knew I could

depend on you

yeah we'll accept I'm sure well a very

kind of Pierre a little chilly out here

is it shall we go in

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you don't the fight yourself sir aren't

you feeling well I've got a bad taste in

my mouth

Albert oh it's too bad sir let me see

your tongue Good Old Faithful perhaps a

little mouthwash sir huh no I doubt

whether that'll cure it

I think I know something that will hello

hello captain

get all the shore guests off the ship at

once will you please say I'm not feeling

well can't say goodbye and then then

shove off

no no no not the Venice who are sailing

for home full steam ahead

aye you're ending the crew sir why

because I want to dump this gang of

Stooges

then we'll fumigate the ship from stem

to stern and we'll go fishing off the

Florida Keys just you and I Lynn did say

it would be nice to be alone with you

again sir

Albert my boy I am through with leeches

for the rest of my life and we will

celebrate that decision with a bottle

that good old wine now go and get it

bring a glass for yourself you said yes

we'll drink to it yes sir

thank you Oh Albert how uh how long have

you been with me there seven years and

three months sir oh it's a long time

well perhaps it takes that long to make

a real friend oh thank you mr. Newland

there thank you sir

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Oh Albert I tell you I got it right in

the palm of my hand how do you know

you're in the will if you see her I

don't have to see it I know I'm in it

whitey just this minute told me I'm the

only friend he's got in the world well

what do you gotta take these two

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well here we are sir shall I open sir

yes yes of course organized Albert you'd

do anything for me you wouldn't know

that I'd cut off my right arm for you

sir well don't be surprised if I ask you

to one day you'll find me ready sir when

that day comes to old and faithful

friends thank you sir

to a most generous and understanding

master sir yes I think I'm just

beginning to understand now Albert I've

got some work to do a little addition to

my will oh yes sir and I don't want to

be disturbed

no sir that's all yes yes yes thank you

sir

no no Albert yes sir I might sleep late

tomorrow so don't call me until I ring

yes sir very good sir

good night sir

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No

wake up get all right that I have yes

isn't that what you wanted no I was

committing suicide oh really well it

didn't sound like it the way you kept

yelling for help

Monsieur every Strunk oh you should have

let me drown

what and miss a chance to get off that

boat why does it leak yeah I wish it did

miss you your kitchen cold

we'd better go somewhere and dry off

come on yes

I don't think I could commit suicide

again tonight hello I wouldn't Monsieur

I better take you to a hotel of course

you like the best the most expensive now

couldn't we go someplace that doesn't

smell of money

money that's the only smell I haven't

got it my little rendezvous oh that's

fine

Monsieur this way thank you what made

you do it

I don't suppose it was love love was

real travel this year finance well in

that case I can't blame you

Ivan tempted to do the same thing myself

oh but Monsieur with these beautiful

evening clothes you cannot be very poor

no I'm on the other end Lloyd trouble is

I've got too much too much how much is

too much you know I like it here

what's better than on my yacht yacht was

that you are yacht yes in a rotten time

I was having honor to Monsieur you are a

strange gentleman you see you lack this

value could be surrounded by elegant

ladies and caviar in silk pajamas

jumping everything that money can behind

well believe it or not Lille one can get

very tired just buying things I'd like

to be tired a tree just once

yes I show you what - after a while what

with all my money what what thrill do I

get out of it Lobster Thermidor for

lunch

Lobster Thermidor oh it sounds wonderful

you know I'm very fond of lobster too

sometimes I catch one in

but I never had what did you call him

thermador miss you hey Sammy do I that's

right boy I think I'll turn in mom are

you comfortable

oh yeah it's fine Thank You Lloyd night

good night

excuse me please

your yacht yeah what about Dean find

your gun don't you want to send word to

your friends what but your friend still

be worried oh I'm afraid not

see what a man says versus I am he

doesn't have friends

where to no friends you know all the way

if I could find one person just one it

would lift a finger for me without

hoping to get paid for it I'd give them

a ten phrase yeah at least a million

a million francs

Oh

Monsieur

Monsieur

did you took my beauty

Monsieur you forgot your you closing you

mommy

this year isn't that Louie dope shoe

which is service Qasim got some service

please go to the cellar here

yes I'm sure but I restored a very

expensive breakfast you do and what

would you like Oh some wine or denia and

for 1000 francs lapse this refer me to

lobsters why don't you try the ribs they

are used to gentleman in the suit so

don't pay the bills

oh I remember how are you - Frank's 50

take it out of this thousand francs it's

counterfeit oh no Monsieur it's real

money so is this where did you get this

money

a man gave it to me a millionaire and

he'll give me a million more to anyone

who is just kind to him he'll give you a

million more engines Shumer the police

we get those up here

think of it a millionaire fast stop is a

tram walking around the streets willing

to give a million francs to anyone who's

nice to him

alright but you are

I held my hand over his mouth we will

need him to thank you all right that's

enough

it was so dark

Oh noticed something come on my friend

speaker I remember nothing except that

I'm hungry can you forget your stomach

for a minute please

no not an empty stomach I think my

friend thing did he look like me who

knew he was a gentleman huh hmm was he

handsome ugly fat thin come on

concentrate let me be fat get something

to eat a key member off anyway let him

eat will say to this kitchen for the

next edition let me see this millionaire

disguises turn would give million for

time D o let's punch this up a bit make

it

we'll give ya fun this man's patient

went the next to 20,000 feet him know

why you want to eat huh whoo what can I

have anything anything you want

I'll keep you the best lunch of a head

then a lobster please in Thermidor

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well what you feel from nice manners

I suppose you know that was my last

cigarette my name is Tony what's yours

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miss him again what's the matter with

you what I've never find him in there

why did you keep on talking to him

well I'm afraid he was already a little

bored by conversation well don't just

stand there I have to let him get away

the least you can do is to help me catch

him yes oh come on yes for the greatest

pleasure smart fellow now ready go

wait a minute he knows I'm gonna like

the pen pump if I ever catch you guys I

think we better change tactics I'll hide

and you go ahead I don't want to get

personal anything but is this monkey

your pet hit my eye he's my

bread-and-butter part of our act in the

circus now hurry before he gets away

cool all right let them sell your jock

no no the name is Darwin and you don't

have to man without me I'm an American

that's why it's all Mike hands that's

fine come on hey I told you to grab both

hands what happened I forgot to tell you

he's an expert at jiu-jitsu jiu-jitsu

huh huh expert is a word come on

which way to go I wouldn't know

Oh mister your slip showing oh so it is

did Darwin do that well it didn't come

with a suit sorry that's all right one

little hole doesn't make much difference

well I certify just says I can't

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millionaire disguise the strength will

give a million

rolling out streets today is a

millionaire in the tattooed clothes of a

[ __ ] and just to give him the smallest

kindness this officers trying to

incriminate my friend he did nothing I

was there as a witness

where's Mademoiselle well let us begin

at the beginning

Monsieur of this man is a [ __ ] and

vagrant

no redeeming taken of me taken the range

of me it's him is it so it's this thing

yours

yes huh look at the poor fellow I'm sure

he's sorry was here wouldn't you like to

shake hands worthy Monsieur just to show

that everything is forgiven

certainly not perhaps it's just as well

have you finished Monsieur finished I

should think I have here take it to me

he's an honest law-abiding citizen what

have you to see for yourself do not give

it are you contributing in any way to

the support of this community and not at

the moment no but where did you sleep

last night on a bench in ha ha ha no no

it's a very nice little place down at

the beach I thought so join the fray 15

days 200 francs I'll never be able raise

that much it's alright nice that's the

same but I'm afraid it'll have to be the

10 days nothing much come on this is an

outrage a miscarriage of justice your

big ape my name is Jean you could always

time it's the circus big nose I'll

remember get out from here

and this year where are you going

what you just gave me ten days remember

oh did I really uh come over here I want

to talk to you what are you standing

about your fault

go on go back to your post yes Monsieur

you know you have taken quite an

interest in you there is something about

you and your regard

exactly I am very kind I'm a mean of the

sentiment I what you see don't you

please right you if you please sit down

you see you have a penniless huh yes for

the moment

oh that's very sick I'm tortured my dear

friend in spite of the gravity of your

offence in spite of my oath to uphold

the laws of this municipality I'm going

to follow the dictates of

my heart really I'm going to bestow upon

you main smooth pleasures releasing I

give you your Liberty you mean I'm free

free as it builds yeah I'm overwhelmed

good goodbye Monsieur

and a million thanks oh but you you

better take a ditch of my till unum

bullet on it

Oh your card huh look back you know at

all not at all I hope to see you a game

huh

under more pleasant circumstances yeah

perhaps yes thank you a gamble it is

steep

my friend what we do up I make her a

cream puff with whipped cream macaroons

no I wasn't thinking of any food oh but

you think we see everything in my shop

ain't not shot whatever well thank you

thank you very much

Oh what could you lend me a coin for

just a moment but of course of course of

course of course

my lucky five fun piece thank you very

much okay that settles it would you tell

me how I get to the circus Primrose

still the unspoiled you can charm me see

look you caused the psyche then turn

left past the church to the end

understand oh thank you very much oh no

no keep it

look cute I know I could not buy

yourself a seat at the circus Monsieur

and when you are enjoying yourself think

of me Victor Samuel who made it possible

my cat my telephone number is here at

the bottom

uh forgive me but is there some sort of

an epidemic in this town mr. Jojo what

you I miss here you know

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here you are Monsieur saving sound thank

you not at all but it's all this is my

station I am me every afternoon I'm 36

and Monsieur may I assist you

no I think I can make it alone

she the beer not his then comes marine

the prettiest one unit we have to rely

certain my dear fellow you will dine

with us

anything like PR sir from me to you many

various kinds of trip to give fortune

for kind deed

we don't have disguise this [ __ ] - oh

you do not believe it

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could he have fallen overboard what is

it captain

it's his pipe oh do you suppose I'm

afraid something terrible as well

captain what's our next move

I'll radio the news at what radio wait a

minute you can't do that I beg your

pardon

can't you understand that this news will

make new lenders securities drop with a

thought that will be heard from here to

Wall Street right of course I'm right

it'll ruin all we'd be wiped out I can't

help right away we have is tied up in

his cup I'm sorry general but you can't

radio that messy junk so we've had a

chance to sell our securities captain

you can't do that problem already how's

everything faster thank you

interesting thing radio don't know much

about it myself

is that so if after sending apparatus

that's right sir

mm-hmm well the whole thing wouldn't be

much good without that would it well

hardly what ship is that we're passing

ship why I I don't see any ship

hey what are you doing just saving my

hind laddie

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we're saying goodbye

you know 10 francs who will offer you

Missy or step out up here coming up on

the platform

no matter good luck good night go boy

this way please are you are magnificent

worship are you not afraid of it at this

young giant courage but you know hitting

below the belt the first to meet the

flow is defeated and now I believe it's

customary before the match for the

opponents to shake hands

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hey he certainly gave that fellow good

working over laser for you oh thank you

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where did you spite these swipe them

after having the florists grow them

especially for you don't tell me you

bought them but certainly where else in

the you were have you eaten today

well I must admit I haven't had much

time by but you're doing and I'm glad

you didn't

look out he is coming not your husband

worse the proprietor son

hello Maxie what's going on here this is

an old friend of mine from America oh

this is young mr. Primrose who will

someday and here at the circus Oh real

how do you do

we're trend well hardly old conservative

at Versailles age but we were children

together

oh he just brought me these far

surprised you wouldn't recognize me

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there's the grand march you'll never

make it if you don't hurry I talk to you

later

this is jeans father and mother this is

me if you can recognize me so what most

20 years ago that's now we had a fall

right after that picture was taken Jean

and I were left alone would be that fun

haven't we certainly have but I'd better

see about Darwin's they know that's the

best dish of ham and eggs I've ever

eaten

mmm no thank you I'm afraid the trousers

wouldn't stand it

you know Tony I can't quite make you out

how'd you happen to get on your wrappers

like this all right your tally well I'm

a racer sort of a bird I guess I should

have joined the Marines see right Ellie

well you aren't any too happy to wait

things are are you know far from it

hey why don't you do something about it

what I'd like to but you see I get those

lily-white hands aren't you ashamed of

yourself

how long has it been since you worked up

an appetite well doctors have you seen I

thought so

huh go back into my bedroom and put

these on all finished here you know

something what you're loafing days are

over

this sounds serious what's up you're

going to work well that's nice of you to

make up my mind for me well it's about

time somebody did how can you do

anything oh I can say these look all

right I've got it come on huh come on

with me Oh off to the mines I'm gonna

make a man out of you ever know the

reason why now you keep your mouth shut

and leave everything to me aye aye

sergeant come on yes I like you to meet

mr. Dubois how do you do sir how did you

do Monsieur it is indeed a pleasure Ikey

be sure to let Miss Jane free for our

next performer no no he doesn't want to

get in the show he lost a job John don't

bother me I thought he was a trend well

he was but he is reformed he's going to

work for practically anything go away

I'm busy

Oh Monsieur yeah yeah you will find I'm

pretty

if you'll just give me a chance you look

it but he's there strong and willing I

have all the men I need well that's that

it is not you leave this to me wait out

here well you're hired

really uh-huh you're to be relieved

night watchman in the menagerie tent

well sane up that's an important job

well what did you tell him to make him

change his mind well in order to put you

over I had to tell him something good

I bet you did I told him that if a dog

got hurt you'd be willing to take his

place and be shot out of the cannon

but you have got to do something Yuda

prefect of police

not me they're coming in horse I agree

with you entirely it is an outrage and I

will do something about it at once I

have another piece my friends and I some

of these might remember what the moon

looks like he can only remember lots

that have me there now listen carefully

you I have got to pull use that we unite

at once

do you understand at once yes Monsieur

yes what's up

keep quiet you are jittery responsible

for these messes he's a lobster

cooperate and think think can't you

remember anything about what about what

well would you recognize him on the

street oh yes anywhere he was a very

nice man gee why don't you send him out

to look for the fellow that's it take

him out and comb the city search

everywhere break down doors if you have

to don't come back here

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how about it oh he's not here let's go

please

couldn't be play a quick little game oh

no you don't come on

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you might be a little cold that's very

kind

matter of fact I was little I don't get

too hot awake better go back to sleep

sleep with these animals starting up

again Hey

then we give them a bromide or something

well the regular man sings them to sleep

no yes can you sing only barbershop say

I'd sing grand opera it'll do any good

I have you got a comb to accompany me on

my Gaston uses a guitar but you suppose

I could borrow it maybe don't be human

this coat what do you think they'd like

I don't know well let's try a little

opera

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maybe the mountains she'll be coming

around the mountain

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this would cut them in the mood

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oh well you see I know they didn't do

anything

oh it's you is it well let me tell you

something I am going to sue you and your

newspaper for every shoe you've got what

for

I took one of your millionaire attempts

into my house I said him I was kind to

him and what happened I was

no not you Monsieur now will you listen

to me I will not listen you start that

this anarchy but I will stop it I am

ordering a roundup of every Megan in

town but I'm fine with you

just give me a little time please

no I am crazy to do this but I will give

you one more chance when you have them

all together I will come down there and

identify that millionaire you bet you

come down and if you don't find that

millionairess for you in jail

goodbye you do you know what will happen

to you if you do not find that

millionaire me see you team they will

take you up when cold they don't they

will tie you down with your head in a

little groove where all you can see is a

wee - bastard ha filled with sand then

all of a sudden there will be a slightly

sounded

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stop it stop it you're ruining the wait

a minute

you can arrest me our work come on say

look here

okay you're wrong shoe pouch for me yeah

what is interesting a respectable female

awesome to women whatever listen I want

to get that won't do any good push you

make a mistake sir

this man works here with me yes that's

what I've been telling him really does

yes I do

alright but don't you let me get you no

face no all right thank you

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we're going here till they go yeah can't

you ever learn to keep out a policeman's

hair I knew you'd be there to rescue me

be serious

suppose they had taken you away nothing

could have kept me from coming back Jean

do you mean that tear sign I know I

haven't any right but I have been

counting on you oh well now that you've

got a job and everything's going all

right I said I hope maybe you'd stop

drifting in settle down with us

you really have got brains you know well

I I hope someday perhaps we could leave

this circus not so much for my sake his

uncle Victor's we really shouldn't spend

all his life in a wagon and I thought

after a while we could get him a little

house with a garden he could put her

around in does that sound awfully silly

no it sounds wonderful you know Jean for

the first time since I can remember I'm

getting a kick out of life oh really

Tony I don't know how to say it but well

it's it's really all because of finding

you Jean they're fun we've had together

around this little citizen the people

I've run into I guess I'd forgotten what

real folks were what people like you and

gentle old Victor could mean to me even

a funny little [ __ ] that took me in the

night before you came along I never want

to go back to the sort of life I used to

live like I couldn't do it oh I'm so

glad Tony then you might stay Tony stay

there's nothing could drive me away from

here Oh Jean Johnny Dean keep Dean Tom's

going Jean yes and all this excitement

he must have underway

in just three minutes

I want to talk to you well later I

haven't time now maxi Darwin's loose zoo

had plenty of time to kiss a childhood

playmate of yours so you've been

snooping again have you what if I tell

you Papa to throw you all out you Street

huh

oh you wouldn't do bad Hexy Oh wouldn't

I darling

Oh have you seen him anywhere no

happened maybe chief found him

Darvin uncle Victor how long have you

been working around the circus oh man

and boy about 50 that's a long time

how would you like own this circus I sit

around and have nothing to do but taking

the cash good but why not ask me if I

like to own an ocean-going yard

well that's possible - hello I don't

think you'd like it but I will buy you

the circus sure

that's good of you Tony we'll talk about

you think we've got to find Aven now

yeah also we have can't throw us out

just for being nice - advice to him I

find you kissing a [ __ ] and you call it

just be nice he's not a train oh no I

suppose next to tell me he's a

millionaire

there are maxi hide I give up I'll tell

you the truth I was lying

he's not my childhood maxi Tony is the

millionaire

I don't believe isn't that a woman's way

of being a time you know I think you

have to give me half when you get the

mini course of course

darn lucky dozen

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now that we're partners you will go to

that big dance with me tonight

Darvin where are you if I use freakiest

best in town shoes with silver buckets

anything you want

Maxie I'm not your fiance gee I wish you

would be well you do know Maxie I'm

afraid not

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oh we gotta hurry

catch him before he gets out of the

grounds and turns another foul on why

not it all adds to the carry of nations

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only I've just waked up to the fact that

the whole worlds of circusy I'm the

prize cloudy

have you seen Eugene I can't find him

anywhere

what's the matter with Tony I don't know

did you see it too just acting so

strange you said some funny things to me

to a little while ago

poor boy I hope he's all right

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where do you see

no mr. Korea Oh Lina not a lot tell this

worst place for him to finds 50

senator-elect have you a identification

no I'm afraid not I've lost everything

I'm sorry look here I've got to have

this money to get out of town

charge it to my Paris account yeah what

ha ha oh don't bother me I'm busy you'll

read the story about that millionaire

haven't you night he'll have nothing

else well I'm the man you yes that is

what they always say look here it's

important that I get this message out of

town you'll not lose your money I'll see

to that I promise you my foreign office

will send you a check

as soon as I reach Paris my mistake

Monsieur my mistake of course I send

your message but first a bus get

permission from the chief of circus just

a formality just one more please just a

minute I think

get me the co here yes the newspaper

office hurry and over the editor quick

hello yes this is the telegraph office I

have found amigo there what he's right

here

yes do I get a reward yes yes hold

online for a minute

hello get me the prefecture of police

quick don't let him get away

alright alright just wait a second hello

hello let me talk to the editor of the

quarry a ridiculous you are wasting our

time

he's right there is no millionaire hello

hello

is he still there well don't let him get

away I will not go on with this thing

and he found out oh yes you will we have

made an agreement I'm going to hold you

to it

he is going to see every single [ __ ]

you have got how many more do you have

there are no more Monsieur I demand that

you arrest this fake up excuse me your

office is calling me sir don't bother me

let's shoot your faithful that's what I

do

you are as good as dead please gentlemen

I have an announcement to make

announcement of the gravest nature

this fiend sorry Monsieur

they forgot these I think your Pablo

which one this would of course mean you

see he's still trying to keep it a

secret but you do remember with this you

gave it to me remember yes yes of course

my dear fellow now it all comes back to

me what did I tell you I said that was a

billionaire and he's calling again oh I

forgot to ask what is your name I think

for the time being I should prefer to

remain incognito me too just call me

Monsieur hello Michelle this is me

listen I you know next away what do you

mean you found him

she's in the telegraph office the Claire

he sauce told me he is right here I said

he is right here he has just been

identified and you are fired

they found him hello hello

well so you are the middle ear huh

yes ma'am get out you fraud they have

found a millionaire what are you talking

about

the COO he has just informed me and that

a good mind to have you arrested for

false representation another step and I

fire have you gone crazy get out get out

don't be silly

huh I think I'll have a look at that

millionaire come riding Monsieur come

right in ah this is indeed a great honor

we're very happy to have you here very

happy indeed this is the Imperial suite

I trust it will prove to your

satisfaction one picture please call it

Thank You Monsieur when can we expect a

statement about the million francs you

promised huh give me your phone Oh

patience my friend patience know if

there is anything else I can do miss you

please Monsieur [ __ ] you promised me

champagne yes of course champagne for

everybody and some Lobster Thermidor

yes lobster caviar all kinds of

expensive leave it to me now if you will

excuse me I should like to have a moment

alone with my friends what is it you

want I want to see the man stopping here

who claims he's the millionaire I'm not

guest is not to be disturbed

he's an imposter why he's no more than

millionaire than this doorman

oh no I suppose the mayor and the

prefect of police do not know what

they're doing Hey no of course they

don't and you're all letting yourselves

in for a lot of trouble well it's our

trouble not yours you'll have to leave

now well what are you like it or not

I've gotta say stop it turn you over to

the police

let go of me that man is a baker I tell

you I'm the man they're looking for

shall we protect us you yes or no hello

can you walk yes see down with these

Forks you're not going to sit down this

is no time to complain rich man

what I tell with a party we are just

going to pour le cose strong I have a

very pleasant surprise for you indeed

your yacht has just returned and the

company and your guests are on their way

here right now that beast is a public

menace now I'm going to give you one

more chance but I warn you

he'd better not tell me in another fire

alarm oh thank you Miss [ __ ] thank you

very much

come on Darwin this whole thing is

stupid I tell you the man at the hotel

is an impostor the cat disorderly

conduct and disturbing the peace

resisting arrest Oh nonsense I'm simply

trying to prove Who I am

you've been here before or haven't you

yes and if you recall you thought I was

the millionaire ah really nimble indeed

you made a fool of me on the contrary

you showed great discernment I am The

Millionaire yo Mike I'm the man he's

Mendham up evidently look here if you

want confirmation of my identity call

the American Consul oh you want me to

get confirmation but I do need

confirmation no man can fool me more

than once 500 friends of 50 days I

demand to see the American Consul you

have drunk dignity I am NOT never call

the American consulate paid only fool to

me

Dean Jean oh yes yes but wait till I

tell you about Tony Tony what about him

he's going crazy

what stark staring mad he thinks he's

the millionaire well he was only joking

oh no he wasn't I saw him at the police

station he's stationed yes and he kept

insisting he's the millionaire

well maybe he'll how drinking that's

what they think but he's really off his

head I didn't want to tell you what this

afternoon he was talking about buying

this circus crazy stuff like that it's

very sad

oh poor Tony well what do we do we got

to get him out of there where are we

gonna get five on a thanks to plays fine

505 that's what it is oh you're going

come on do you believe in love at first

sight do I believe in love at first

sight

yes I do oh well that's how I fall in

love with you at first sight

I guess but but you've known me for

years

well that doesn't make any difference

you may know a person but never really

see them and Sonny your eyes open and

you see them for the first time you're

doomed and that's what happened to me

tonight at dinner just as I was any my

soup I suddenly saw you but I wasn't

there I had to know which Papa I mean I

saw you in my mind and suddenly I

realized how attractive you really are

you did and I thought if you still want

me to go to the ball

Oh Gina do you mean your goal oh but

Maxie even though we aren't engaged I'm

afraid I have anything to wear oh oh you

means you're saying I promised oh well

come on let's go right now

oh oh that's awfully sweet of you but

well Maxie perhaps you better just give

me the money money oh you see I need

some more little things you know I

understand all right Jean how much

well I'm afraid for everything I'll need

the 500x uh-huh uh-huh

500 francs yes well I would want you to

be ashamed of me Maxie yeah you the

prize your son and everything huh yeah

but 500 francs is not my money its

purpose and if you've ever found out

don't worry maxi you bored so long max

have you seen Jean she just left I hope

she races the money before it's too late

what money too late for what if I wanted

thanks to get you out of jail 500 francs

let me robbed here dead mister here yes

please please money mother want make out

who the tray of his fine fabrics

thanks for example easy but he's not

crazy he's quite harmless and cheerful

if he thought he was a millionaire well

everybody in the city's gone a little

crazy you just said so yourself

alright Tony Tony Vincent worried about

you how about your work oh we can go

home now I just paid your fine false

pretenses a charge against you what's

going on your money anything

how you feel to the money of your lip

puppet but it belongs to me excited well

did you get this one oh you look like

you have an understanding heart if a

friend of yours bring jail

would you care how you got it out are

you trying to incriminate me I'll tell

you what

she asked me for 500 Frank my money yes

Papa's money she said she needed to buy

clothes that you really wanted to get

that [ __ ] out of 90 to get the million

francs here's your official Oh mister

he's only a poor triumph when I'm afraid

something was happening to his mind so I

had to get money Jean why don't you get

it from me where would you get any money

where why you took me he's right I heard

you tell him

oh but Tony don't you see I had to tell

him something he's gonna have you fired

Tony yes I'm afraid I did I

what a relief sir finding you safe

Thank You captain Oh mr. neulander I

thought we'd lost you say yes we combed

the whole Riviera colt

We certainly have sir yes yes I I'm sure

you have but you'll appear you had

Monsieur Newland all under arrest

a man of his wealth and the cities are

not guests

is he really you know she is tony is

can't you see just by looking at him

well I don't believe it

he's much too nice to be a millionaire

Tony you're not yes Jane it's true I'll

never forgive you but you but you miss

your plane

the crowd of citizens is forming outside

that's written to break down the doors

if he sends you on TV they say they

spend their money entertaining this

plant and they want a million francs

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you never loser

the name is Coco fake yes yes suppose we

tell you what with that map Oh No please

save us I know you hate me potato but no

lawyer I love you really yeah of course

I do why after all gentlemen he only

said that I'd give a million francs

change all I asked was to find a person

who had taken interest in me for myself

well I found that person Nations now

patience my friends have you got a

checkbook I'll donate it to the poor

not to you'll adopt that CD the city

that takes you to her grateful art all

right then half to the poor and half to

the city that is I will on one condition

young lady marry me

what do you say no of course I won't

marry you

certainly not I only wanted to be sure

they give in the pan

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please Manuel Lee your name will be

calling forget-me-nots in front of the

city or will make you honorary

lieutenant of the police the poor was

ring five thousand bottles of wine -

you're in champagne - and what about

that little cottage for uncle Victor you

were just laughing at me

Tony's not to blame gee it's the pen

again he is no down think of the wine

for the poor City

please Jean if you thought I was in love

with you well I wasn't I was in love

with a poor [ __ ] who needed me

he still needs you Jean he always will

even a couple they give him the pan

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yes mr. mayor Monsieur neulander do you

consent to take Mademoiselle off when as

your wife yes I don't Mademoiselle

Monsieur you have heard articles 212 213

214 215 216 217 218 219 of the Civil

Code regulating the marriages in France

are you willing to conform to him yes we

are Jews appearance of met mr. Luffman

consensuses marriage yes

Jews appearance of monsieur neulander

consent to this marriage

no parents living then in the name of

the law I now pronounce you husband and

wife

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