Original subtitles

Miss, how much is your service for tonight?

It's cheap, handsome.

Hmm?

500 pesos on a bed.

Oh?

400 pesos on a bamboo cot.

300 pesos on the floor.

Mhm.

And 100 pesos, on the grass.

Wow!

Okay, okay.

Let's see...

Seven hundred!

- Here. - Wow!

You're so generous, handsome!

What are you talking about?

That's seven rounds on the grass!

Come on, I saw a great spot outside.

Come on, let's go.

You can handle it.

No, I can't!

Come with me.

I'll bring you back here after.

Wow Mani OST Performed by: Pio Balbuena, Janno Gibbs

[sighs]

Wow...

- Hon. - Yeah?

If I ever die first,

are you going to get married again?

Of course not, hon.

My sister can accompany me here at home.

Wow, you're so sweet.

But you, if I die first, will you get married again?

No, I won't.

You're so sweet.

What are you going to do then?

Well, your sister can accompany me here.

Wait, where even is your sister?

When are you going to visit her?

- Okay. - Double time! Double time!

The director is coming!

So, Sahara?

So, are we good now?

We're good, Director.

Okay. Are you guys ready?

You, full shoot, okay?

Full shot. Wide angle.

Okay.

Alright. Okay, ready?

What's the sequence?

Sequence 12A.

- 12A? Okay. - Yes.

We still have a lot to do.

Call the actors.

Actors in!

Actors in!

Actors!

Just follow along, okay?

During their moment, make sure to follow the scene.

- Direk, this is Chloe, and... - Hi, Chloe.

- Aerol. - Hi, Chloe.

- Hi, Aerol. - Direk.

- Our scene today is simple. - Okay.

Uh...

Chloe, you enter the scene,

Aerol's wife owes you a debt.

It's been a long time since she paid you.

So you're really mad. You're going to storm her place.

But her wife is gone.

So... You're going to direct your anger at him.

- Okay, direk. - Did you read the script?

- Yes, I did. - Okay.

If you're going to ad-lib, it's okay.

- Okay? Alright. - Yes, direk.

Okay, okay.

Okay, let's go.

Am I safe here?

- Yes, you are. - Okay, thank you.

Ready?

- Go ahead, clapper. - Ready!

Take one!

Action!

Hey you, I'm Miriam!

Where's your wife?

I've been trying to get ahold of her,

but she keeps hiding from me!

- Act surprised. - Uh...

Be surprised. Aerol, act shocked.

Surprise.

You know what?

I don't know why you're mad at me.

Obviously, she's your wife.

What do I know about my wife's debt?

You should talk to my wife instead!

Cut. Cut.

Wait. Sahara.

Who's that guy sitting on the couch?

The one that keeps coughing.

- Oh, he's the producer of this film. - What?

Didn't he say that he'll be visiting the set?

- Is that so? - Yes.

Okay... Uh, wait a sec.

Guys, wait.

Uh...

Hello, boss.

I'm Janno. I'm the director.

I know.

He looks like a producer. He's arrogant.

Ah, well...

Can I do anything for you?

I just want to watch.

That's good. So you can see the process.

How's the scene so far?

Did you like it?

I'm a bit confused.

They should be naked, right?

Naked?

Uh, why should they be naked?

We should be practical here, right?

What time did the scene take place?

Maybe... Maybe during the afternoon?

- Afternoon. - Afternoon, huh?

During that time, the heat is sweltering.

You see, there's even no fans here.

Oh, you're right. It's hot.

- That's why... I'm just... - Well, it's just a suggestion.

- If you don't want to... - No, no.

- It's totally fine. - It's good! It's good!

Your suggestion is good. It is hot, you're right.

So, it's realistic. Right.

Exactly.

[exhales]

Guys, I'm sorry.

The producer is here.

The producer...

is sitting there.

What he wants is that...

During the whole scene, you have no polo on.

And you're not wearing your top.

- Seriously, direk? - Uh...

He's the producer. I'm just a director.

He's the one paying our salaries.

Director, is there anybody who demands payment while they're naked?

None, but... this is his movie.

Just do it, okay?

Fine...

Okay, okay. Ready?

So, when I enter,

- my top is gone, right? - Yeah, exactly.

You're naked.

You too.

Okay. Ready?

Clapper.

Lights. Camera.

Take two.

Hey you, I'm Miriam!

Your wife keeps hiding from me!

It's so hard to get ahold of her!

Why are you angry at me? You should be talking to her!

Cut. Cut. Wait.

Wait.

Cut! Hold first. Cut, cut.

Boss.

They're already naked.

It's good, right?

- Shouldn't they be kissing first? - What?

- Kissing? - Yes!

- They don't know each other. - That's the good thing.

That's the mystery. They don't know each other.

That's different.

- But... - They're just kissing.

No, no, that's just a suggestion.

- You know, it's nice. - Well...

- I like it. - It's still up to you.

- I like it! - You're the director.

Uh...

I don't know how to tell you this. But...

Forget all your lines.

As soon as you enter the scene, you two should kiss.

Director?

- Are you kidding me? - That's a different kind of film already!

Don't you want to receive your salaries?

He has your T.F.

Ready? Go on.

- Fine, fine. - Okay.

Ready! Clapper!

Standby.

Lights. Camera. Take three.

Come in.

There. There.

Like that.

Uh, cut! Cut!

Again?

What is it, direk?

Boss?

They're naked.

They're kissing.

Do you have any other suggestion?

You know what?

I'm putting myself in the eyes of the viewer.

Right?

While I'm watching the scene... I'm getting distracted by her bra.

- You know... As if... - But the...

I don't get the story.

Because the focus is on the bra.

- I get distracted. - You get distracted?

- But the thing is... - Well, this is just a suggestion.

- If you don't like it, then... - It's not that!

- If the suggestion isn't good... - No!

No, no, it's a good suggestion!

Uh, we...

Let's change it. That's a good suggestion!

It's up to you!

- Um... - Direk...

Guys.

Sorry.

But...

We need to...

I'm on it, boss.

Boss said that...

You should take off your pants.

And you, no bra.

Are you serious?

As soon as you enter, you should take it off.

And then, you two have to kiss.

- Direk, I've never done scenes like that! - Me too!

- I've never done that before! - I understand.

I'll tell them.

Boss, the two artists aren't willing.

Because they haven't done a scene like this before.

It's their first time.

I heard your conversation.

It's like this.

You're the director, right?

You're the one they listen to.

- They have to follow you, right? - Yes.

You have to set an example.

What kind of example?

It's like this. You should be the first to get naked.

If they see you do that, they'll follow you.

- Okay. - It's just a suggestion.

- It's nice. I like it. - So it'd be easier for you.

Um...

Guys...

All of you...

Cameramen...

Prod... Take your clothes off.

All of you.

All of you.

All of you!

- Even us? - All of you.

You heard me! All of you! You two as well!

This isn't included in the...

What is even going on here?

Is it good, boss?

Okay. Ready?

My god. He really took his clothes off!

I'm just following orders, direk!

You're an exception!

My goodness...

Okay. Clapper...

Direk, I'm going to knock again? Or should I stay here?

Take your bra off once you enter.

Put it back on.

Lights.

Camera!

Direk, wait, I'm going to knock again.

Take four!

Action!

There, they're kissing.

They're naked.

Rolling. Keep rolling.

Just continue.

What the hell is going on in here?

Why did you change the scene?

This is a children's show!

Why aren't you wearing a shirt?

You're the director!

Who the hell are you?

I'm the producer of this movie!

- Is he the producer? - Yes, he's the producer.

Why are you shouting at him?

You cussed him too.

Who are you?

I'm his driver.

Are we leaving, sir?

Not yet.

What kind of monkey business is this?

Eight-year-olds watch this show!

My goodness!

My god!

Put your clothes on! Put a shirt on!

My gosh!

Put your clothes on!

Wait!

My goodness!

Stop hitting me!

Shit!

Eight-year-olds watch this show, guys!

Hello and welcome to Battle of the Braless!

Thank you very much to Playtime for sponsoring this segment,

the fastest growing online gaming platform.

And I'm still your host, Janno Depp.

I won't keep you any longer.

Let's call the two universities that will be competing today!

The first one we'll call is from the School of Tabing Ilog!

Woohoo!

- Yes! - Took you long enough!

- We were a bit late. - Okay.

And their opponent is from the Academy near Acacia.

Yeah!

Welcome, girls! Welcome to the show!

Good luck to you!

- Okay. Did you prepare any cheer? - Of course, we do.

Okay. I'm looking forward to it.

Who will go first?

- Them. - Go, guys!

Nobody wants to go first!

How about rock, paper, scissors? Just kidding!

Go!

Okay. They're going first.

They're not ready yet!

And...

One, two, three.

- Give me an S. - S!

- Give me a T. - T!

Give me an I.

I!

STI!

Wow!

Nice one!

Just a bit more, and you two will finally be in sync.

- Uh, your team. - Let's go.

- Seems like they're ready! - There they go!

One, two, three!

A-N-A! A-N-A! A-N-A! A-N-A! Uh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Okay. Thank you very much.

Yay!

Good! Good! Okay!

I'll explain to you the rules of the game and our mechanics.

We have three rounds.

The first two rounds are easy, difficult, and the hardest is the final round.

At the end of each round, whoever has the lowest score will receive a consequence.

But you will choose your consequence, okay?

- Are you ready? - Ready!

We are ready!

Please test your buzzers.

You first.

And yours.

Okay.

For our easy round, our category is Music and Political Science combined.

Who was the senator at the top of the poll

during the last 2022 elections?

That person is...

Blank Padilla?

Yes!

Senator Bela Padilla.

Wrong. This person is older than Bela.

They can sing.

- Yes! - Zsa Zsa Padilla.

Senator Zsa Zsa Padilla.

Yes, she can sing, but this person is a man.

- Yes! - Mr. Zsa Zsa Padilla.

- You just added "Mister"! - She's right though!

He is former actor and many girls are swooning over him!

Yes!

Daniel.

Senator Daniel Padilla.

Older than Daniel!

- Ah! Older! - Yes?

- Dencio Padilla. - Too old!

Lower. He's not that old.

He fell in love with different women.

- Yes! - Dennis.

Senator Dennis Padilla.

Actually, that's true. He is a ladies' man.

But that's not the answer we are looking for.

It starts with... I'll give you a clue, okay?

This is easy.

His name starts with the letter R.

And he used to be a bad boy. Go!

- Yes! - Rustom Padilla.

He is Rustom's sibling!

- Yes! - Rommel.

Senator Rommel Padilla.

Sorry, guys.

- Our time is up. - Too bad!

The answer we are looking for is...

Senator Carlos Padilla.

- We are looking for Carlos. - What?

You said it starts with the letter R?

- Is that R? Carlos? - It's not R.

What is Carlos?

Referee, right?

Ref. Senator Carlos Padilla.

- Referee. - You think you know better than me?

Okay. It's time to recap the scores.

It has been tabulated.

Their team has zero points.

And their team has zero points.

Yes!

- It's a tie. - Nice! I love it.

Miss Consequence. Come in.

Okay, go on.

There we go. Thank you!

Thank you, Labubu!

Okay.

For the School of Tabing Ilog, here are your choices.

You will bring a spoon to scrape dry gum

from the stairs of all the overpasses in the Philippines.

- Gross! - Or...

Take off your top.

- We'll take off our top. - Yeah.

- Are the consequences difficult? - Yes, it is.

- I can't do the first one. - Okay.

For the Academy near Acacia, you will choose...

You will scrape all the rust from the old ships

in the West Philippine Sea using only your nails.

Oh, that's easy.

- I just got a manicure though. - Or?

Take off your top.

- That's easier. - Yeah.

We'll take our top off.

They'll take their top off.

Yes.

I'd rather do this that scrape gum.

Yeah, those gum came from different people.

That is the consequence they chose.

We did not force them to choose that.

Thank you very much. We will return in a bit.

Once we get back, it's time for the difficult round here on...

Battle of the Braless!

Woohoo!

I'm so good!

- I'm so good! - What's up?

I'm just really good! I'm so happy!

- Just tell us already! - Listen to this.

I have a jigsaw puzzle at home.

I was able to finish it in six months.

- Six months? - Six months.

That's a long time. Are you proud of that?

Dummy!

You see, there's "eight years and above" written on the box!

Meanwhile, I was able to do it in six months!

Right? Record-breaking.

- You're so good. - You're so good.

- Right? - So good!

And welcome back to Battle of the Braless!

We're going to move on to the difficult round.

It's going to be a little harder for you, girls.

- Are you ready? - Ready!

- Okay. - Ready!

Your category is... Electrical Engineering, Visual Arts, and Entertainment combined.

This is a type of appliance that you can see inside the house.

I'll give you a clue.

This is called a TV.

- Oh! I got it! - Yes!

- TB! Tuberculosis! - Wrong!

This is a type of communication and it starts with tele.

- Yes! - Telepathy?

Wrong!

- Do you have an answer? - Say your answer!

- Yes! - Telegram?

- What? - Telegram?

Telegram? It's still wrong!

- Yes! - Telekinesis?

It's getting deeper and deeper. It's like you're reading my mind.

We use it to watch things!

Oh!

- Yes! - Oh!

Telescope!

We're not just watching here.

We can also hear things from it.

- Yes! - Telephone?

Hello?

- We hear things from it! - Another clue.

Sometimes people are more beautiful there than in real life.

- Ah! - Yes.

They're telegenic.

- She has a point. - Okay.

Here, you can watch a lot of artists.

But you can also watch the news from it.

- Yes! Yes! - TeleRadyo!

Oh, TeleRadyo! Right...

No, no, no.

Okay, we often cry when we are watching this.

Ah!

- Tele... - Teleserye.

- Teleserye. - That's right.

There's also children's shows here.

- Children? - For children, yes.

- Teletubbies. - Teletubbies?

Wrong. I'm sorry. We've run out of time.

- What is it? - The answer we are looking for is...

You don't know this.

Telly Savalas.

- Oh, I think I wasn't born yet then. - What is that?

Kojak. That's Kojak.

- I was still a fetus then. - Okay.

Let's recap the scores.

The School of Tabing Ilog has zero points.

And the Academy near Acacia also has zero points.

- So it's a tie. - We're all the same!

Miss Consequence. Come on in.

Thank you.

Crybaby.

That already melted.

- We got ours. - Okay.

I'll start with you.

Your choices are...

You will go to the Bermuda Triangle and make the triangle into a square.

That's easy.

Or you will take off your skirt.

Your choice.

I can't figure out how you can make a triangle into a square...

- Let's just take off our skirts! - Okay.

Fair enough.

And your choices are... You will hold two buckets

and you will balance yourselves,

while bridging the light of the flashlight.

Oh... That's really impossible.

Or take your skirt off.

- We'll take our skirt off. - Okay. That's what they chose.

We don't force anybody here.

- Yeah, they really don't... - Okay.

Alright. Let's go.

Hey!

This is easier!

- See? - Done!

It's that simple!

Okay, okay.

We will be back with the most anticipated final round of the Battle of the Braless!

Woohoo!

You know, my husband and I have three kids already.

So I get a little nervous when he nudges me at night.

Three might suddenly become four.

Oh, me too. I get nervous too when he nudges me at night as well.

How many kids do you have?

Just one.

So? Why are you getting nervous then?

Well, my husband has been dead for two years now.

Me too, sis. I get nervous as well.

- Why? - Why?

Your husbands keep nudging me too!

Welcome back to Battle of the Braless and this is the final round!

Woohoo!

Amazing!

This is the most anticipated round, and hardest round, girls.

Okay, so good luck to all of you.

- Do well! - Let's go!

Okay, our category for today is...

Beauty Products and History of Hygiene Combined.

We'll get that right!

In English, it is soap.

In Tagalog, it is... blank.

What is this item that we use for bathing.

It starts with the letter S.

- Ah! - Yes!

Shower.

What I'm talking about is something that's slippery.

This is slippery. Yes!

Shampoo.

This is not only used for the hair.

- Yes! - Sipilyo (toothbrush).

Toothbrush... Uh...

What else is slippery that you use on your face?

Ah! I got it!

- Sperm. - Sperm?

- Right? Sperm? - Sperm...

- What a pervert! - I'm right though...

- Sperm? - My goodness...

- Sorry. Our time is over. - She's using sperm to wash her face?

I'm sorry, girls. We ran out of time.

No one answered correctly. What we're looking for is...

Sebo! (Grease)

- Oh... - You're so gross, sir.

Grease? You use it on your face?

You're one to talk! You said sperm.

- Yeah, that's more disgusting. - That's gross.

Okay, let's recap the scores.

They are still tabulating.

Our staff is having a hard time computing.

Are you done with computing?

Okay, our final scores are School of Tabing Ilog...

What's our score?

- I wonder what's our score... - Zero!

And the Academy near Acacia, how many did they get?

I'm sorry, I can't read.

- What did we get? - Zero.

- Oh my! - Zero as well!

- It's a tie! It's a tie! - It's a tie, girl!

- Thank goodness! - Yes!

- It's a tie! - Okay, Miss Consequence, please come in.

Molly is so good at this.

- I hope it's something easy. - Thank you!

Maybe I should hang her on my bag, huh?

- Oh, the paper fell! - Where is it?

- Here. - Okay.

I'll start with you. Here are your choices...

You will play a game of "tumbang preso" in New Bilibid Prison,

And you need to knock down three prisoners.

Oh, that's too hard...

Or... you will take your bra off.

Should we take it off?

- Bra? - We'll take our bra off!

- We'll take our bra off. - Okay, that's their choice.

And these are your choices...

You will be sent to a safari in a tiger costume.

You will go near the lions and scare them.

If you get scared and scream, you will say, it's a prank.

Or you will remove your bra.

You can do that!

It's easy! It's just a prank!

Why would you bother the lion? It's minding its own business!

What will you choose?

- It's just a lion. - We'll take our bra off.

Okay, that's what they chose.

They will remove their bra.

Basic!

Okay, friends.

I hope you enjoyed this Battle of the Braless.

Brought to you by Playtime.

The highest cash back online gaming platform.

This is your luckiest host in the world, Janno Depp.

And this is Battle of the Braless.

You can cover yourselves up now.

We can?

Bye! Wave goodbye!

- Wave goodbye! - Bye!

- Oh, cover yourselves up! - Oh!

Bye!

Wow Mani OST Performed by: Pio Balbuena, Janno Gibbs