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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:02,370 - [Narrator] Warning. 2 00:00:02,370 --> 00:00:04,205 The following program contains really coarse language, 3 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:06,507 weed, alcohol consumption, 4 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:09,177 smoking and sexual infer lenses. 5 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:13,614 This content may not be suitable for viewers under 18. 6 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,149 To activate parental controls, 7 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:17,618 please press the big go fuck yourself button 8 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:20,121 on your remote control. 9 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:22,790 (relaxed music) 10 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:34,802 - Slow fried baloney sandwiches with cheese and mustard. 11 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,437 That's what I'm making. 12 00:00:36,437 --> 00:00:38,872 - You always want to eat baloney, man. 13 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:39,907 - We had baloney last time. 14 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:40,774 Oh, I'll fuck with one, 15 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:41,742 don't get me wrong. 16 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:42,810 - Well, we had baloney airs. 17 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:43,777 We didn't have my special, 18 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:46,114 slow fried baloney sandwiches. 19 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,082 - Go for it, 20 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:49,883 do it up boys. 21 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:50,951 - I'll make them, Ricky, 22 00:00:50,951 --> 00:00:52,653 you just stay seated. 23 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:55,689 I'll make the fuckers. 24 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:57,158 - [Ricky] Hey man. 25 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:04,132 - Holy fuck this guy's claiming that some 26 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:08,502 cheap dog de-worming medicine cured his fucking cancer, bud. 27 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,171 - [Bubbles] What did? - Some what? 28 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:12,106 - It's a de-worming medicine for his dog, 29 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:13,741 he took it. 30 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:14,975 - What the fuck, 31 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:16,210 he was just gonna guess and say, 32 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:17,345 "Hey, I wonder if this will cure my cancer. 33 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:18,346 Fuck, I'll try it." 34 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:19,580 - No man. 35 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,681 So this guy came up to him and say, 36 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:21,782 "Hey, look..." - Could have killed him. 37 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:23,551 - "You wanna get rid of that? 38 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:25,453 Take these fucking pills." 39 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:27,054 And it worked. 40 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:27,888 - Really? 41 00:01:29,056 --> 00:01:30,891 Did you ever de worm yourself, Julian? 42 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,626 Because you had worms there one time. 43 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:33,861 - [Julian] I didn't have worms. 44 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:34,862 - [Ricky] What are you thinking for cheese? 45 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:35,696 - You had ass worms. 46 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:36,630 Remember? 47 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,332 - I did not have ass worms. 48 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:39,533 - We got cheese, man. 49 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:40,801 You want cheese for you sandwiches? 50 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:41,635 - Yeah. 51 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:42,470 I need cheese slices. 52 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:43,304 - Oh, shit. 53 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:44,138 - Do you have slices? 54 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:44,972 - Yeah man. 55 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:46,240 - Yeah we need slices. 56 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,309 - Bubbles, you ever hear of fenbendazole? 57 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:49,810 - Who? 58 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:50,644 Vin Diesel? 59 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:52,213 - No, not Vin Diesel. 60 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:53,714 Fenbendazol. 61 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:55,149 - Yeah man. 62 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:56,484 - Fenbendazole, yeah that's that drug you taking 63 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:57,818 to bend you over. 64 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,287 (Bubbles giggles) 65 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:00,354 - No, that's what we need to get our hands on. 66 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,622 - Why? 67 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,123 - It'll be worth a lot of money man. 68 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,458 - What is it? 69 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:05,559 - It's de worming shit, man. 70 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:06,727 For your dogs. 71 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:09,363 - What language are you talking? 72 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:10,264 What is it? 73 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:12,933 - I don't know what happened there. 74 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:14,502 - Yeah. Here we go. 75 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:17,238 This is that... 76 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:19,873 Why do you keep buying this thin shitty baloney? 77 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,375 Ricky, I like the thick stuff. 78 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,376 Thick cut. 79 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,577 - Here, is this thicker? 80 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:25,813 - That's what your mama said too. 81 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,181 - No, that's the same stuff, 82 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:28,449 - Mother fucker. 83 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:29,383 - All beef? 84 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:31,952 Yeah, that's the skinny slices. 85 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:33,020 I can just double them up. 86 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,188 - Double them up man. 87 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:35,423 - Yeah, it's not big deal. 88 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:36,857 Don't worry. 89 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:38,592 - Bubs, what do you think of that Yeti fucker. 90 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:39,593 - [Ricky] He's scary. 91 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:40,428 - What Yeti fucker? 92 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:42,029 - Yeti just the Yeti. 93 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:43,597 Believe in those things or what? 94 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:44,432 - In Yetis? 95 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:45,266 - Yeah. 96 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:48,168 - I believe in Yeti Van Halen. 97 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,403 (Bubbles laughs) 98 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:50,638 - [Ricky] You know what? 99 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:53,441 This was not a great grocery day. 100 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:55,309 - [Bubbles] No? 101 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:56,277 - [Ricky] Where the fuck? 102 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:58,912 Why did I buy spicy pickles? 103 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:01,815 - Do I have the wrong fucking burner on here? 104 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,050 Fuck. 105 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:04,252 - Bubs, the Indian army are saying 106 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:05,719 they found fucking Yeti footprints, man. 107 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:06,987 Up in the mountains. 108 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:08,256 - [Bubbles] I had the wrong one on. 109 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:09,723 - [Julian] Does that do anything to you? 110 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:12,560 - [Ricky] Do you want regular mustard or honey mustard? 111 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,394 - [Bubbles] Regular. 112 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:14,628 - [Julian] Fuck man. 113 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,597 - [Bubbles] Yellow mustard, Ricky. 114 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:18,131 - The Indian fucking irmy, 115 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:20,801 they've claimed to- - You want some spicy pickle? 116 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:22,035 - Have found Yeti. 117 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,304 Oh my Jesus. 118 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:23,971 - Yeah no, they found a footprint or something. 119 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:24,772 I heard... 120 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:26,240 - A bunch of them, man. 121 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:26,907 He was walking all over the fucking place in the mountains. 122 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:27,575 - Who was? 123 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:28,108 - This Yeti. 124 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:28,776 - Yeah. 125 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:30,010 - No he wasn't. 126 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:31,312 - [Julian] That's what they're saying, man. 127 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:32,780 - Apparently there's one Yeti left. 128 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:34,248 There's one Sasquatch left and they're gonna try 129 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:37,318 to get them together so that they can meet. 130 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:39,152 - Who said that? 131 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:41,021 - I read something about it. 132 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:43,657 - [Bubbles] Ricky, that's not true. 133 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:44,625 - Maybe that was a kid's movie. 134 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:47,795 - There's more than one Bigfoot. 135 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:49,129 AKA sandsquatch. 136 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:52,466 There's lots of those. 137 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:53,867 - What the fuck else do you need for these things? 138 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,102 - Fucking bears Bubs? 139 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,169 - I got everything I need, Ricky. 140 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,571 I got the bread. 141 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:58,972 - Do you need any molasses or anything? 142 00:03:58,972 --> 00:03:59,840 - Nope. 143 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,309 - Hot sauce? 144 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:03,877 - Oh, Ricky, that fucking bread is fucking old 145 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:06,414 as the fucking hinges of hell. 146 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:08,382 - It's probably been a while, I don't eat- 147 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:09,317 Here, this is feeling. 148 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:10,351 - Oh no, you know what happened? 149 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:12,085 - This is feeling good. 150 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,987 - You know what happened to this bread? 151 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:14,822 - What? 152 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:15,656 The light? 153 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,257 - The fucking light. 154 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,158 You cooked the bottom of it. 155 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:19,159 Feel. 156 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:20,227 - Oh my God, it did dude. 157 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:21,161 - Feel that? 158 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,496 - Oh yeah. That's fucked. 159 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:23,331 Slow cooked. 160 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:24,164 - We gotta look at that. 161 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:26,066 - Might be good. 162 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:27,568 Slow toasted. 163 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:29,036 - The bread was sitting in the cupboard, 164 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:31,204 but look the bottom of it. 165 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:33,574 (bread knocking) 166 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:35,108 - It got slow toasted. 167 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,744 - [Julian] That's probably a bit of a fire hazard there. 168 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:37,611 - Oh, she's cooking. 169 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:38,646 Numnuts. 170 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,714 - Gimme a spatula, Ricky. 171 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:45,453 Oh, that's a big guy here, that's nice. 172 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:46,286 Oh yeah. 173 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,557 - [Ricky] Want a littler guy? 174 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:51,959 - No, I just, it's hard to... 175 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:54,595 I can't really... 176 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:57,197 Like the baloney's the same color as the pan. 177 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,667 Having trouble seeing it. 178 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:03,337 Can you see that baloney or is it completely camouflaged? 179 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:04,271 - It's pretty camouflaged, 180 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:05,439 it is cooking. 181 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:06,874 See how she's bubbling there now. 182 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:07,708 - No. 183 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:10,978 Oh yeah. That piece... 184 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:13,347 That needs to be flipped. 185 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:16,417 That piece there needs to be flipped. 186 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:20,087 This is not a great baloney pan, 187 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:21,622 I'll tell you that. 188 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:22,956 - [Ricky] That's a fucking great pan for everything. 189 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:26,694 - Camouflage. That's one of those fucking, 190 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:27,528 what are they called? 191 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,430 Klondike something? 192 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:30,330 Gold bears? 193 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:32,466 - Gold bears? 194 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:33,367 - I don't know. 195 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:34,968 Gotham steel. 196 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,737 - The no stick pan? 197 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:39,139 - Gotham steel no stick pan. 198 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:41,341 All the chemicals going right into you. 199 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,643 - I cooked an ice cube tray in that 200 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:46,747 the other night and it fucking came right out. 201 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:47,981 - You what? 202 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,583 - Just to see how fucking good it was. 203 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,852 I cooked an ice cube tray. 204 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,422 Not that the fucker ever stick. 205 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:58,158 - I wanna sort of get this built by the end of the day. 206 00:05:58,158 --> 00:05:59,126 Is that gonna happen? 207 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,628 - The end of the fucking day? 208 00:06:00,628 --> 00:06:01,995 Doesn't fucking matter if we're in jail, 209 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:03,864 outta jail, where we are. 210 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,533 Doesn't matter all Julian think about 211 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:07,601 how the fuck can I make more money? 212 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,670 Four toasters into one? 213 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:12,305 - Well, Bubs, we're losing money right now 214 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,041 just talking about it, okay? 215 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,643 Just get it fucking done today. 216 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:16,644 - All right. 217 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:18,546 I mean, it's ridiculous. 218 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:19,480 I work in here, 219 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,014 I work my nuts off all week. 220 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,983 I make 15 bucks a week. 221 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,251 15 bucks a week, 222 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:26,186 just fine and dandy for me. 223 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:28,221 - I can't live off $15 a week. 224 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,457 Fuck that. 225 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:30,991 I mean, I can make a lot of money in jail. 226 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:31,925 And if I can do that, 227 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,193 if I got the ability to do that, 228 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:35,062 I'm gonna do it. 229 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,497 You settle for living off of $15 a week. 230 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:38,899 You're fucked and you're lazy. 231 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:39,867 So this is the thing, you know, 232 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:41,969 I'm in here working my ass off. 233 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:43,604 I know he's working quite a bit as well. 234 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:45,038 But I'm trying to help him out. 235 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:45,973 He's always like, 236 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:47,240 "Nah-uh, don't touch my tools. 237 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,742 Don't touch the fucking toasters." 238 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,811 - The tools, I signed up the tools. 239 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,412 So I'm responsible for the tools. 240 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:55,115 You know what it fucking costs if that goes missing? 241 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,650 I got special privileges in here, 242 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,986 because I'm what they categorize as low risk. 243 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:01,889 So I'm allowed to sign tools out of the lock up. 244 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,356 You know, anything I want. 245 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:06,059 But I gotta be careful because once wrote are in my name, 246 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:07,294 if anything goes missing, 247 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:09,997 then I'm gonna get strip searched. 248 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:10,964 You know what that is? 249 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:12,833 Fucking strip searched. 250 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,602 Rip my cell apart. 251 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:15,869 I'm not going through that. 252 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,304 - I'm not gonna fucking accidentally leave 253 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:19,339 with a set of fucking snippers. 254 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:22,242 - And there's a guard in here they call gorilla fingers. 255 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,512 He's got fucking fingers the size of a soap can. 256 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:26,547 And he likes to, you know, 257 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,482 he searches everywhere, 258 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:29,449 everywhere. 259 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,350 And as the legend goes, 260 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,418 he enjoys it. 261 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,156 - All right. 262 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,891 So they can probably cut this and you know, 263 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,192 cut back and it'll be done. 264 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,128 Or how do they do this? 265 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:45,499 - Yeah, they don't need to film me working on toasters. 266 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:48,301 I mean, nobody wants to see that. 267 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:51,138 That's not interesting to anybody. 268 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,974 (gate beeps open) 269 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:55,943 Hey Ricky. 270 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,110 - [Ricky] What's going on? 271 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:57,811 - Was that so fucking hard, Larry? 272 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,279 Thank you. 273 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:00,514 - [Larry] (over intercom) You have two minutes. 274 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:01,682 Not supposed to be in here, Ricky. 275 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:02,883 - I know I'm not supposed to be in here 276 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:03,817 instead of give me a piece of hash on Friday, 277 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:04,985 every 30 fucking seconds. 278 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:05,919 Just gotta talk to Bubbles about something. 279 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:06,720 Bubbles, I need to fucking shit. 280 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,387 I'm fucking shitting- 281 00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:07,921 - Ricky, Ricky. 282 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:08,455 Ricky. 283 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:09,256 - What? 284 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:11,592 (inaudible) 285 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,296 - The guys from the thing are here. 286 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:17,130 - Oh my fuck. 287 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,065 What the fuck is this? 288 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:19,499 What do you mean in jail? 289 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,768 They're not following me around a fucking jail, Julian. 290 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,269 No fucking way. 291 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:23,637 - [Larry] (on intercom) Ricky, calm the fuck down. 292 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:24,772 - It's like a paradise vacation in here. 293 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:25,706 If I don't get followed around in here, 294 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:27,007 they follow around the outside. 295 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,208 Turn off the fucking camera. 296 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:29,577 - Ricky, they're allowed to shoot us in jail. 297 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:30,443 - Turn off the fucking- 298 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:31,679 I see the red light, 299 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:32,646 turn off the fucking camera right now. 300 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:33,480 Get the fucking. 301 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:34,414 - Ricky. 302 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:35,315 - [Larry] (on intercom) Ricky. 303 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:36,349 - Larry, he's cool. 304 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,918 Ricky calm the fuck down. 305 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,587 - Show the fucker, Larry, okay? 306 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,054 Just having a little conversation with camera dick here. 307 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:42,890 Why the fuck are they in jail? 308 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,391 - Because we're under contract. 309 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:45,959 They're allowed to fucking shoot us 24 hours a day 310 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,227 if they want to, okay? 311 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:48,461 They're not gonna be here every day. 312 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:49,763 They're gonna be here every now and then. 313 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,231 And when they're here, 314 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,200 please say something that's gonna fucking, you know, 315 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,668 people are gonna learn something, okay? 316 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:55,603 - Yeah, 317 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:56,336 wanna learn how to do this? 318 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:57,170 Fuck off. 319 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,005 - Ricky. 320 00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:58,839 - [Larry] Time's up. 321 00:08:58,839 --> 00:08:59,673 Gotta go, Rick. 322 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:00,608 - It's all... 323 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:02,643 It's under control, Larry. 324 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:04,745 - Larry, you gotta turn your thing off for a minute. 325 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:05,946 You gotta turn your thing off for a minute. 326 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,615 I gotta talk to Bubbles about something. 327 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:08,949 Turn it off. 328 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,150 I can see the fucking red light. 329 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,752 - Just turn it off for a second. 330 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,286 - Thank you. 331 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:14,622 Bubs, I'm serious. 332 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:15,856 - [Bubbles] Ricky, just- 333 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:17,891 - [Ricky] Today is Jim Layhe's last day 334 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,126 on planet of the earth. 335 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:20,961 I need fucking something to stab him with. 336 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,295 Something's gonna fucking hurt him bad. 337 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,731 - Ricky, I'm not making you a shank. 338 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,165 - Here, perfect. 339 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,566 - No, whoa, whoa, whoa. 340 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,135 - Knock him over the head with this Bubs. 341 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,837 - Ricky, I am responsible. 342 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:31,639 I signed that outta the lockup 343 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:34,808 and I'm not letting you use it as a murder weapon. 344 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,710 - I want to kill Layhe just as bad as Ricky does, 345 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:37,645 but you know what? 346 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:38,679 It's not gonna happen. 347 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:39,980 So just let it go. 348 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,248 We're in jail. 349 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:42,182 Kill Layhe in jail, 350 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,684 what's gonna happen to you? 351 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:44,952 You're gonna end up the rest of your fucking life 352 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:47,120 in this shithole. 353 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,188 Just fucking calm down. 354 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,157 We'll get him back. 355 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,826 Just gotta be smart about it. 356 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:57,164 - Shake that up and tell me what you think is in it. 357 00:09:58,131 --> 00:09:59,833 - Oh, turn him off. 358 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:02,836 (robot chatters indistinctly) 359 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:03,671 - He looked like he was humping. 360 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:04,504 Mr. Layhe. 361 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,208 - Oh, I hope it's not. 362 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,376 - What do you think? - It's not. 363 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,310 - What did I promise you last time 364 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,611 we were in the show, Randy? 365 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,880 The last show, 366 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,381 what did I promise you, little buddy? 367 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,083 - That you weren't gonna drink so much, Mr. Layhe. 368 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,918 - No, I mean, Randy, I didn't. 369 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,286 What did I promise? 370 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,553 You said that you were gonna, 371 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:23,190 you gonna call it the Randy and Layhe show. 372 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:27,995 - No, I promised you that I was gonna get you a.. 373 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:28,829 Ta-dah. 374 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:30,864 - No way. 375 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,232 - You're a... 376 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,466 You like it? 377 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,135 - It's a car boat, Mr Layhe. 378 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:35,969 - I think you agree. 379 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:36,804 - It's got wheels on it. 380 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,038 - It's true. 381 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,072 And I... 382 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,540 Where's the fucking key, Randy? 383 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:43,210 You can't fucking wind it up, Randy. 384 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,678 - Here's the key, Mr. Layhe. 385 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:45,946 - That's not the key. 386 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:48,281 That's the key to the fucking mystery box. 387 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:51,451 Listen does anybody got a pair of cliers out there? 388 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:52,986 Somebody gimme a pair of cliers. 389 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,121 - Pliers, Mr. Layhe. 390 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:54,955 Pliers. 391 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:55,823 - Yeah, needle nose. 392 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:56,656 - Hey, hey Frank, 393 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,490 how you doing, bud? 394 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,325 - Good, thanks. 395 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,626 - Yeah, are you? 396 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:01,561 You'd like to bang him, 397 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:02,495 wouldn't you, Randy? 398 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,697 - Mr. Layhe, don't say that. 399 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,298 - I'm gonna wind it up, Randy. 400 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:08,168 Because I got shit bags, Randy. 401 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,602 You lost the fucking key. 402 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:10,537 What kind of guys? 403 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:11,471 - I didn't lose the fucking 404 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:12,405 - You lost the fucking key. 405 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:13,907 - Mr. Layhe. - What? 406 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,175 - You were drunk and you got the mystery box ready? 407 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,144 I was getting the Randy kitchen going. 408 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:18,545 - Oh for Christ's sake, Randy. 409 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,613 I can't wind the fucking thing. 410 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,149 Well, what's it do when you wind it? 411 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,818 It goes (vocalizes engine). 412 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:25,652 Like this. 413 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:27,487 - Like an oak war motor. 414 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,056 - Yeah, like this. 415 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,490 Goes like this, Randy. 416 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,492 Fuck off you little shitbag. - Cool. 417 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:33,861 - Randy, this fucking piece of shit. 418 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,263 - Mr. Layhe, you broke my rowboat. 419 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,664 - I didn't break your rowboat. 420 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,833 It was broken when it got here. 421 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,101 - Mr. Layhe, this is just great. 422 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,569 - Hold on, Randy. 423 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,304 - Yeah, you say you're gonna show people what to do 424 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,974 and then you just end up being a drunk idiot. 425 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,408 - Not, not a drunk idiot, Randy. 426 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,710 I'm the host of the Randy and Layhe 427 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,413 fucking most incredible podcast in the world. 428 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:54,948 Go, go, go. 429 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,249 Go, little fucker. 430 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,818 - Give it a little push from behind, Mr. Layhe. 431 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:58,651 - Fuck off. 432 00:11:58,651 --> 00:11:59,552 Fuck off, Randy. 433 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,453 - Mr.- 434 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:01,822 - This is the shit. 435 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:04,257 There's only one fucking thing we can do, Randy. 436 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,226 - You owe me another boat, Mr. Layhe. 437 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,660 - You're brought your dildie. 438 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,896 (Mr. Layhe giggles) 439 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,263 Okay, Randy's time for the podcast. 440 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,999 Time for the dic test. 441 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,700 - I'm not doing the dictionary again. 442 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,335 - Yeah, guess what? 443 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,937 I got the tuney for you, Randy, 444 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,438 if you do little... 445 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,472 One more, this is the last time I'll ever ask you. 446 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:20,941 It's really fucking important. 447 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:21,875 - What do you got? 448 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,144 I got a tuney for you, hey. 449 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,113 - Tuney Tuesday was yesterday, Mr. Layhe. 450 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,314 - Guess what, Randy? 451 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,515 - Too little too late is what I say. 452 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,617 - Oh I got two new tuneys. 453 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:31,451 - That's two tuneys. 454 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,285 - Okay? 455 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,520 Fucking. 456 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,321 - Okay, I'll do it then for two tuneys. 457 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,356 - Bend over, bend over, 458 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:37,190 let Layhe come over. 459 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,691 Anyway, Randy. 460 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:41,361 Just making a point and we're gonna share with the world. 461 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,262 - Okay, you want me to do this? 462 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,196 - Yeah, I really- 463 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,664 - Okay, we gonna do it quick, 464 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:45,198 because we don't want any lows, Mr. Layhe, okay? 465 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:45,999 - Okay. 466 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,067 - Okay, here we go. 467 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,135 I'm gonna reach in the book. 468 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,870 Oh, oh good one. 469 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,338 There you go. Mr. Layhe. 470 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,205 - What's that say? 471 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,841 - It says acros. 472 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:54,674 - Acros? 473 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:55,575 - Acriminate? 474 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:56,844 - Yes. 475 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:59,847 - Where the fuck is my glasses, Randy? 476 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,682 This is for everybody acromatic. 477 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,051 Achilles. 478 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:04,952 - Oh, gosh. 479 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,320 I'm sorry, Mr. Layhe. 480 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,321 I ripped some more pages. 481 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,957 - It doesn't matter. 482 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,124 - Stupid. 483 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,392 - We're never fucking doing it again. 484 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,894 That's because you fucking wrecked it. 485 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,262 - I didn't wreck anything. 486 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,096 - Here, have another drink. 487 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:16,930 Fuck off. 488 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,033 Nevermind. 489 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,702 - Okay folks, this is not the way the show is gonna be. 490 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,604 It's gonna be a happy show. 491 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:25,805 - It's gonna be a great show. 492 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,440 - Just let Mr. Layhe drink a few more drinks 493 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,142 and he'll turn into the nicest person, 494 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:33,013 because he's like Mr. Hyde and Jekyll. 495 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:36,783 - I am going to manipulate my myself, Randy. 496 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:37,717 - Holy, Mr. Layhe, 497 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,120 look a big bottle of liquor. 498 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,054 (Mr. Layhe giggles) 499 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,289 Give me a little more drink. 500 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,223 - You couldn't drink a drinker, Randy. 501 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,925 You can't drink a drinker. 502 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,359 Know what we're gonna do? 503 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:49,863 We're gonna show our listening about our crew. 504 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,599 Could you put the light on out there for a sec? 505 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,633 I'm gonna take a picture. 506 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:54,501 - [Randy] What are you doing? 507 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,003 - Okay, Randy. 508 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,704 - Mr. Layhe, the cameras are looking at us this way. 509 00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,539 - I know, I'm just showing the camera, look. 510 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,441 Oh. There's Jeffrey with his... 511 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,043 And there's little Frankie. 512 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,445 Oh look and we got four cameras shoot there. 513 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,379 Who's that? 514 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,215 Oh, that's beautiful Nicole. 515 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:11,684 And there's lovely Lee-Anne right there. 516 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,619 - Check, one, two. 517 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:13,853 - What the fuck is this place? 518 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,622 - This is the fucking Mall of America, Ricky. 519 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,925 It's the biggest mall in the world. 520 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,192 And we're here. 521 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,094 We're gonna get on some fucking roller coasters. 522 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,330 - I want a cheeseburger, man. 523 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,164 - This is stupid. 524 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,398 Why are we at a mall? 525 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,199 We should be going to some place... 526 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,867 - It's not just a mall. 527 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,669 It's the fucking mall. 528 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:30,670 - Is there a place to get drunk in there? 529 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,105 - Bubs' excited, 530 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,340 he wants to go on a fucking roller coaster, Randy. 531 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,141 Randy wants to go to the food court of course. 532 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,075 The fucking idiot. 533 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,343 I just need some rolling papers. 534 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,744 They better sell fucking rolling papers in there. 535 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:38,946 - Ricky, it's the Mall of America, 536 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,613 they'll sell rolling papers. 537 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:41,814 - Let's get the fuck in there man, 538 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,150 it's cold out here. 539 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,184 - All right. 540 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,453 We'll see you in a second. 541 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,287 - You excited? 542 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,521 - Very excited. 543 00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:52,359 Very excited to go into the mall. 544 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:55,095 (Ricky shivering) 545 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,429 Here's the mall. 546 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,735 - Okay, let's find the roller coaster, boys. 547 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,137 - All right, sounds good. 548 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,372 - [Ricky] This is it? 549 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:06,306 This is the biggest mall in the world? 550 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,140 Just this? 551 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,976 - [Bubbles] No, Ricky. 552 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,579 Holy fuck, look at that. 553 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,782 - [Ricky] Oh man, this is fucking cool. 554 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,351 - There's a whole land made outta Lego, Ricky. 555 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,452 - There's an aquarium in here, man. 556 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,121 10,000 sea creatures. 557 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,889 We could get baked and go check that out. 558 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:25,725 - Look at all the levels. 559 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:26,893 Four levels of fun. 560 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,461 Four levels of fun. 561 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:34,801 It's gonna be decent. 562 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:35,602 Come on, Randy. 563 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,536 Keep up. 564 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,737 - I'm coming, I'm coming. 565 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:38,972 I was looking to see the food court. 566 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,573 - Did we find out where the rollercoaster was? 567 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,643 - No, I thought you checked it out. 568 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,145 I couldn't see the thing that well. 569 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,413 - It was Julian's job. 570 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:47,714 Boys, I need to get some rolling papers. 571 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:48,715 - Just watch out and keep quiet. 572 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,650 - You can't go shopping, 573 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,220 ride rollercoaster and go to aquariums when I'm not baked. 574 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,722 We need to get fucking stoned. 575 00:15:56,889 --> 00:16:00,427 - [Shopper] Is that the Trailer Park Boys? 576 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:01,995 Can I get a picture? 577 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:02,929 - [Bubbles] What's that? 578 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:03,763 - [Shopper] Can I get a picture? 579 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:04,697 - A picture? 580 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,433 Yes, you can get a picture. 581 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,300 - [Shopper] Can you take this picture? 582 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,501 Can I get in the middle? 583 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:09,669 - Get in here. 584 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,139 - You must have saw us on the TV, did you? 585 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,906 - Oh my god, you can. 586 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,611 You guys single-handedly lowered my GPA 587 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:19,979 freshman year from watching you, 588 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:20,947 do you know that? 589 00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:21,781 - [Ricky] Nice. 590 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:22,615 - Single handedly? 591 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,417 - Oh my god. 592 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:25,485 Oh my god. 593 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,319 High-five. 594 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,421 Oh my god. 595 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,990 - [Bubbles] What are you doing? 596 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,528 - [Randy] We're trying to find the fucking rolling coaster. 597 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:36,363 - Oh my god. 598 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,630 Have fun. 599 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,899 The rollercoaster, if you go just straight, 600 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,568 right this way here. 601 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,237 Just right around the artist shaving place. 602 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,072 - Yeah? 603 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:45,905 - Yes. 604 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:46,739 - All right. 605 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:47,574 Let's go get it on. 606 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:48,408 - Love you guys. 607 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,242 - You too! 608 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,743 - She seemed nice. 609 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:51,978 - Bubs, how come all these people know who we are? 610 00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,546 - Because they see us on the TV, Ricky. 611 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,082 - Even down here? 612 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,684 - Yeah, the guys that follow us around with the cameras, 613 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,053 you know that all plays down here too. 614 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,321 - Man, you know what? 615 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,623 This mall is bigger than I thought it's gonna be. 616 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,625 Hey, what is that thing? 617 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:07,894 - Oh, my god. 618 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:08,795 - A podium. 619 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:14,767 How can you have a mall that has this kind of stuff in it? 620 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,837 - [Bubbles] Look at that. 621 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,406 I've never seen anything like that. 622 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,241 - Turtles ride. 623 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,409 Ninja turtles. 624 00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:27,013 - Oh really? 625 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,353 He can't walk around without shirt on? 626 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,454 - I'm allergic to shirts. 627 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,156 - I think it's a good rule, 628 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,524 I'm wishing you always wear a shirt. 629 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,292 Drives me nuts he never wears a shirt. 630 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,527 - Oh, it gives me a rash. 631 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,061 - You should have wore a shirt, you're stupid. 632 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,396 - He can go buy a shirt. 633 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,664 - All right. 634 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:45,998 - But if I wear it I get a rash, Bubbles. 635 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,200 - You know what? 636 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,868 He's ruining our day because of this. 637 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,203 - Two things actually. 638 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,338 One, can't wear a shirt. 639 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,573 Two, you have a video pass? 640 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,109 Have a video pass at all? 641 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,944 - [Ricky] Yeah we're from 642 00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,312 the Canadian Association for Malls. 643 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:03,116 Just came down here to check it for Canadians. 644 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,718 - Randy, we gotta get you a shirt. 645 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:08,755 - [Julian] Nice going, Randy. 646 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,657 - Let's go, let's get you out of here. 647 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:11,491 Pardon me? 648 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:13,526 Turn it off? 649 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,828 I don't know how to work it. 650 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,430 Actually let's see. 651 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:20,967 - [Randy] What can I say? 652 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:24,003 - Randy. - It's the way it goes. 653 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,238 - [Julian] Nice going, Randy. 654 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,173 - [Ricky] You ruined the whole day, Randy. 655 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,375 - Well, I don't wear shirts. 656 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,645 I get a rash if I wear a shirt. 657 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,315 (Bubbles sighs) 658 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:37,750 - That's what happens when you take Randy 659 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,419 to the mall with us. 660 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,690 - [Female Shopper] Can I get a picture? 661 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,258 - They won't let us. 662 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,359 - [Ricky] You have to go out here to get anything. 663 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,628 - [Female Shopper] Okay. 664 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,897 - I hope you're proud of yourself, Randy. 665 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,865 - It's not my fault. 666 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,467 I can't do shit. 667 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,302 I don't wear shirts. 668 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:56,303 I get allergic. 669 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,470 I am allergic. 670 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,908 - Bullshit. 671 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:06,078 - [Ricky] Never going to the mall with Randy again. 672 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,985 - Kicked outta the fucking Mall of America. 673 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,454 Way to go, Randy. 674 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,288 - [Julian] Nice going, Randy. 675 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,556 - Fucking dickweed. 676 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,124 We got kicked out of the Mall of America. 677 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:21,194 We didn't even get to go on the roller coasters. 678 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,128 - It's not my fault, 679 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,463 you got a camera too. 680 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,631 - All right, let's get a photo. 681 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:25,432 - They saw the camera and that's why. 682 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,666 - It's not the camera, 683 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,767 he said you can't have a shirt on you. 684 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,237 I'm only one of two things. 685 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,605 - [Shopper] All right, everyone in the photo. 686 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,308 - You won't even let us get pictures with the fans. 687 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,576 - [Security] Hey man, 688 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,144 you're still in Mall of America property. 689 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:42,449 - [Bubbles] All right, see you guys later. 690 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,916 (Bubbles whimpering) 691 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,819 Well that concludes our trip to the Mall of America. 692 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,321 - You happy? 693 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:48,988 He didn't get to go on the fucking roller coasters 694 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:49,922 because of you. 695 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,157 God damn not wearing a shirt. 696 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,760 - Listen, girls don't have to wear pants, 697 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,495 they can wear skirts and show their legs 698 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,829 and they show their boobs and stuff. 699 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:57,997 It doesn't frigging matter. 700 00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,266 - They're not fucking naked 701 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,767 from the waist up or the waist down. 702 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,569 - You guys know I don't wear frigging shirts, frig off. 703 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:03,570 - You had to come, didn't you? 704 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:04,571 Had to come. 705 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,574 - Give it to him, Bubs. 706 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:08,508 Give it to him. 707 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:11,244 - [Randy] Stop it, let me go. 708 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,012 - Oh for fuck sakes, 709 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,046 I really fucked this up. 710 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,448 What the fuck? 711 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:16,883 Sorry, Ricky. 712 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,286 - Actually that looks god damn fantastic. 713 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,220 - Well, it probably is. 714 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:24,924 - No man, that pan is fucked. 715 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,125 You know what? 716 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:26,793 I should've never did the ice cube tray, 717 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:27,960 that was dumb. 718 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:30,096 Fuck. 719 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:35,302 - [Julian] Just go grab another pan. 720 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,569 - No, actually look, 721 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,705 the cheese is coming right out of her. 722 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,840 I think there's plastic still in here, Ricky. 723 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,342 There could be, 724 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,277 I don't remember doing dishes, so. 725 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,413 - Oh, fuck sakes. 726 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,614 I dropped the toast, didn't I? 727 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,416 - You cooked her on hot, did you? 728 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,617 - Did I? 729 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:52,819 - She's pretty fucking red. 730 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,387 (Ricky and Bubbles laugh) 731 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,888 - There. 732 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:56,689 Here. 733 00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,091 There's more... 734 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,894 This was the backup baloney over here. 735 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,964 So we'll just load that on. 736 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:08,000 - She's getting a little ripe in here. 737 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,136 Did you say you want pickles, or no pickles? 738 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,671 - I don't want pickles. 739 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,474 - [Ricky] Why the fuck did I buy spicy pickles? 740 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,308 - Here, just wait. 741 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,677 I'm gonna load that. 742 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:20,780 - [Ricky] Okay, you happy now? 743 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,850 - She's here, she's not even open I don't think. 744 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,585 No, brand new, Ricky. 745 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,856 - Why are you biting my mustard, man? 746 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:30,790 - I'm not biting it. 747 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,425 I'm biting the lid off of it. 748 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:33,426 - [Ricky] Okay. 749 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:34,894 (Bubbles splutters) 750 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:35,728 Wow. 751 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,698 - All right, Ricky. 752 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,902 Hide this under here, 753 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:46,373 that, put that on there. 754 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,374 - [Ricky] What's your secret recipe? 755 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,207 Or secret ingredient? 756 00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:49,509 Anything? 757 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:52,011 - No, I'm not familiar with your kitchen, so. 758 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:53,079 - But you did toast the bread. 759 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:54,681 That's different. 760 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:55,682 - A little bit. 761 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:57,316 Where's a nice knife? 762 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,385 Where's your bread knife at? 763 00:21:58,385 --> 00:21:59,251 Right here. 764 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,222 - Here, you want the electric? 765 00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:04,391 - Bread knife. 766 00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:05,425 Oh, look at that. 767 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,126 Oh, what's that? 768 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,395 A French bread? 769 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:10,029 No, bread knife. 770 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:12,965 (Bubbles chuckles) 771 00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:18,838 There we'll split her, Ricky. 772 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,040 - What about muscles? - [Julian] I'm good. 773 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,542 - He doesn't want one. 774 00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:23,610 He said he didn't want any of my baloney sandwich. 775 00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:24,644 - Baloney fucking, 776 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:25,812 it reminds me of jail. 777 00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:27,046 That's what baloney reminds me of. 778 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:27,980 - It's a good memory. 779 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,416 - You know what? 780 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:30,717 There's a lot of money in fucking writing bedtime stories. 781 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:32,485 Just so you know this, Bubs. 782 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,420 - How much money? 783 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:34,521 - A lot. - How much? 784 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:35,955 - People are into it. - How much? 785 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,457 - People are having a hard time falling asleep these days. 786 00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:39,225 People are writing, 787 00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:40,960 they're called sleep writers. 788 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,429 - Get a zoomer of that. 789 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:43,362 - [Ricky] For adults? 790 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,363 - [Julian] For adults, man. 791 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,665 - Bedtime stories for adults? 792 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,166 - Yeah. - What the fuck do you mean? 793 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:49,636 - It's just bedtime stories that are fucking... 794 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,170 They'll catch your attention, 795 00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:52,439 but then make you go to sleep 796 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,140 because they're kind of fucking boring. 797 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,875 So that might be something you can get into. 798 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,077 - So you write a boring story and you get money? 799 00:22:58,077 --> 00:22:59,045 - [Julian] And you get money. 800 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,414 - Holy fuck that's good baloney. 801 00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:02,982 - Maybe that's the secret with the thin stuff, 802 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,150 you just add more, 803 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:06,085 like a fucking smoke meat sandwich. 804 00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:07,053 - Fryer up man. 805 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:08,721 A little bit of a crisp to it. 806 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,356 You know? 807 00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:13,359 Jesus. - Vodka and baloney. 808 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:14,994 - We could write boring stories. 809 00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,262 That would be easy. 810 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:17,497 - We gotta write some boring stories, Bubs. 811 00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:18,531 You're good at that shit. 812 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:20,166 - What are you talking about? 813 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,568 - You just gotta write boring stories, 814 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:22,935 there are big money in it now. 815 00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:24,070 Bedtime stories. 816 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,004 - Mine's gonna start out, 817 00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:27,574 today, I was laying in the grass 818 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,042 and then, 819 00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:32,211 I rolled over, 820 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,515 and then I saw a cloud 821 00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:38,184 and then I saw a bug 822 00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:42,154 and then I fell asleep for a little bit 823 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:43,956 and then I woke up. 824 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:44,991 - That's exact... 825 00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:46,158 You know what, 826 00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:48,628 let's fucking record one right now. 827 00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:49,762 (Ricky laughs) 828 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:50,930 - This is how you... 829 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:51,864 They're all recorded things, right? 830 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,065 You're not gonna write them. 831 00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:55,367 - I gotta try a bite of this honker. 832 00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:00,707 - Huh? 833 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,374 - It's fucking good man. 834 00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:05,311 (slow piano music) 835 00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:10,917 (boat chugging) 836 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:21,160 - [Fish] Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, 837 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,895 fuck, fuck off, 838 00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:25,665 Jesus Christ, hang on, fuck. 839 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:28,400 (sign whooshing) 840 00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:32,605 - [Voice] (whispering) Fuck off. 56601

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