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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,349 --> 00:00:03,394 - [Announcer] Warning, the following program 2 00:00:03,438 --> 00:00:06,006 contains really coarse language, weed, alcohol consumption, 3 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,486 smoking, and sexual in-fur-lences. 4 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:13,143 This content may not be suitable for viewers under 18. 5 00:00:13,187 --> 00:00:14,666 To activate parental controls, 6 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:17,321 please press the big go [beep] yourself button 7 00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:18,453 on your remote control. 8 00:00:20,063 --> 00:00:22,979 [soft piano music] 9 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:27,636 [birds chirping] 10 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:31,683 - You want this? 11 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:32,945 - I'm good, I'm good. 12 00:00:32,989 --> 00:00:33,772 - Good, I wasn't gonna give it to you anyway, 13 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:34,599 you fucking piece of shit. 14 00:00:34,643 --> 00:00:35,513 - Frig off. 15 00:00:35,557 --> 00:00:36,645 - Randy... 16 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:37,559 - Hey, don't be fucking pushing him. 17 00:00:37,602 --> 00:00:39,343 - You're lucky that I have a... 18 00:00:39,387 --> 00:00:41,824 ... half of a hash joint with me right now. 19 00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:43,347 I'm not feeling that aggressive. 20 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:46,002 But if you fuck with me too much, 21 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,048 then some shit will go down... 22 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:50,050 ... just so you know. 23 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:52,487 - And I think he could totally take you, 24 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:54,576 so you probably should shut your mouth 25 00:00:54,619 --> 00:00:55,446 and stop being a dick. 26 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:56,926 - Okay, alright, guys. Just... 27 00:00:56,969 --> 00:01:00,582 - [Ricky] This warm beer is making me feel... violent. 28 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:02,366 - [Randy] Ricky, I'm about to talk about the next topic... 29 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:04,499 - [Ricky] The hash is kind of fighting it, 30 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:05,891 but the liquor's on this shoulder going, 31 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:07,154 "Fucking hit him," 32 00:01:07,197 --> 00:01:08,981 and the fucking hash is over here saying, 33 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:11,288 "Not yet, just fucking let him say his shit." 34 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:13,464 - [Julian] And just so you know, Randy, if he does 35 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:16,250 fucking freak out on you, I'm not gonna stop him, okay? 36 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:17,773 So don't be a dick. Let's continue. 37 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:19,122 - Listen guys, don't blame me... 38 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,819 - You better have some fucking good shit here. 39 00:01:20,863 --> 00:01:22,430 - Actually, I got a story that... 40 00:01:22,473 --> 00:01:24,867 ... that I found and... 41 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,782 ... I thought it would be interesting to you 42 00:01:26,825 --> 00:01:28,610 and you'd actually be able to talk about it, 43 00:01:28,653 --> 00:01:30,612 because normally you're dumb. 44 00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:33,310 I don't even think that you got your grade 10, actually. 45 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:34,964 - Keep saying shit, Randy, and I'll keep drinking. 46 00:01:35,007 --> 00:01:35,965 We'll see what happens. 47 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:37,662 - Okay, the next story that we have 48 00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:39,229 to talk about here today is some 49 00:01:39,273 --> 00:01:42,537 news about NASA, alright? 50 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:43,755 Who doesn't like NASA, right? 51 00:01:43,799 --> 00:01:44,713 - It's just space, you dumbass. 52 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:46,454 - The fucking space story, man. 53 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:48,064 - Well, this is... this is interesting, 54 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,110 'cause... 'cause people are saying that they want 55 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:52,503 NASA to stop holding press conferences until they 56 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:53,591 discover... 57 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:55,680 ... some little alien guys. 58 00:01:55,724 --> 00:01:56,986 - What the fuck are you talking about ? 59 00:01:57,029 --> 00:01:58,944 - Well, apparently people are getting pissed off, 60 00:01:58,988 --> 00:02:00,859 like they don't want them to be talking about, you know, 61 00:02:00,903 --> 00:02:02,948 "Oh, we found a black hole or 62 00:02:02,992 --> 00:02:05,299 we found water on Mars and stuff like this... 63 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:06,126 ... that people are just saying, 64 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:08,389 "Look, if you find aliens, 65 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:09,694 put it in the news." 66 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:12,697 But I like hearing about stuff like water on Mars. 67 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:14,482 That's cool shit, I think. 68 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:16,658 - It's useless fucking shit that's wasting space 69 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:18,442 in our brains, in my opinion. 70 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:21,967 I agree with whoever the fuck said this. It's stupid. 71 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:22,968 "Oh fuck, we found another star, 72 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:24,056 we found another planet." 73 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:24,579 Who gives a fuck? I can't see them. 74 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:25,710 I don't care. 75 00:02:25,754 --> 00:02:26,537 - What, are we gonna live there someday? 76 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:27,712 That's what they're saying. 77 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:29,192 - Do I have to remember the name of these 78 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:30,672 fucking things? With their name with numbers and shit. 79 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:31,716 No, I don't give a fuck. 80 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:32,978 - Why don't we work on trying to... 81 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:34,241 ... save our planet instead of, you know... 82 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:35,459 ... wanting to fucking take a hike out to Mars. 83 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:37,331 - I agree. Until you find some fucking aliens 84 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:39,724 or space ships or... 85 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:42,205 ... other worlds or whatever... fuck off. 86 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:43,728 We don't need to hear from you. It's a waste of time. 87 00:02:43,772 --> 00:02:44,729 - I have to say, Ricky, I disagree with you. 88 00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:45,252 - It's a waste of money. 89 00:02:45,295 --> 00:02:46,383 - I disagree. 90 00:02:46,427 --> 00:02:47,776 - I think the story's fucked, anyway. 91 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:50,387 - I think... I think NASA should be telling us about 92 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:52,563 all kinds of stuff. That's why that telescope's up there. 93 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:54,609 - Tell me this, Randy. Do you think... 94 00:02:54,652 --> 00:02:56,263 ... that you think there is actually little alien guys 95 00:02:56,306 --> 00:02:56,915 running around up there? 96 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:58,134 - Absolutely. 97 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,222 - Well Julian, every time you look up in... 98 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:01,616 ... into the sky and you... at night, 99 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:02,747 and you see a... 100 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:04,880 ... a star twinkling, 101 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:06,795 that star is really a sun. 102 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:09,972 And that sun has got all kinds of other planets 103 00:03:10,015 --> 00:03:13,018 circling around it, and just the... 104 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:15,673 ... it's just like, not like our solar system, 105 00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:16,674 but it's... it's...you know, kind of different. 106 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:18,546 But anyway, every one of those is 107 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:20,374 a whole solar system, Julian. 108 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:21,810 So there... there's probably, 109 00:03:21,853 --> 00:03:22,941 there's probably... 110 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:24,204 ... aliens out there. 111 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:25,335 I mean, maybe they're eating like 112 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:27,381 alien cheeseburgers and stuff. 113 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:28,556 - You are fucked. I'm going to sleep. 114 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:30,035 - Don't be so dumb, man. 115 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:33,648 Alright, what's the next one? 116 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:34,997 - And there is aliens. 117 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:37,391 - You guys are really... 118 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:40,002 - You just fucking do a lot of mushrooms or... 119 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:42,222 ... a bit of LSD, and that's when you fucking can 120 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:44,789 see them and communicate with them. 121 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,791 - Ricky, that's called hallucinating, bud. 122 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:48,315 - Or is it? 123 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:48,706 - It is. 124 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,012 - Or... 125 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:50,839 - It's a drug. It's a hallucinogen and you're 126 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:52,275 fucking hallucinating. 127 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:54,799 - Or it's all real and no one's telling you the truth. 128 00:03:56,192 --> 00:03:57,889 - You're probably just looking at Corey thinking 129 00:03:57,933 --> 00:04:00,370 he's an alien because you're hallucinating, man. 130 00:04:00,414 --> 00:04:03,286 - Well, whatever it is, I've seen them. They exist. 131 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:03,939 - They don't exist. 132 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:04,722 - You're so stupid. 133 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:06,158 - They might exist, but... 134 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:09,118 - You're fucking more stupid than I'll ever try to be. 135 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:12,164 [light piano music] 136 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,179 - For fucks sakes. Joint an hour... 137 00:04:28,093 --> 00:04:29,356 ... Yeah, okay. 138 00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:32,881 Get to be... 139 00:04:32,924 --> 00:04:34,056 ... got, getting flowered? 140 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:35,579 Do you got... gotten flowered? 141 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:37,581 Do you get... 142 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:40,497 - [Announcer] Ricky, Julian... visitor. 143 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:45,633 - Let's go, Rick. 144 00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:47,939 - For what? 145 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,506 - We've got a visitor. 146 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:50,551 - What's the point, Julian? 147 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:52,248 I don't even give a fuck anymore. 148 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,206 - But it's Bubbles. Come on, get the fuck up. 149 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,382 - There's no point. 150 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:57,819 - What do you mean, "There's no point"? 151 00:04:57,862 --> 00:04:58,994 - Who am I? 152 00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:00,952 - Who the... who can... get the fuck up. 153 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:02,476 "Who am I?" 154 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:03,607 Jesus Christ. 155 00:05:04,782 --> 00:05:05,870 Come on. 156 00:05:05,914 --> 00:05:06,697 - I'm fucking nobody, that's who I am. 157 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:08,133 I'm fucking nobody. 158 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:15,793 - Hey, what's up? 159 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:16,664 - Hey, boys. 160 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:21,886 - No, no, no, no, no. 161 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:22,887 Sit the fuck there. 162 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:23,801 - What? 163 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:25,063 - Just sit there. 164 00:05:27,152 --> 00:05:28,415 Pick up the phone. 165 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:29,285 - Hey, Ricky. 166 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,286 - Bubbles. How's it going? 167 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:32,593 - What's wrong? 168 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:35,204 - Oh man, just... I don't know. I'm having some fucking 169 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:37,337 negative thoughts and feelings, man. I don't know. 170 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:38,033 - What? 171 00:05:38,076 --> 00:05:39,426 - Well, you know, I... 172 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:40,601 ... I've had a couple close calls with death lately, 173 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:41,645 and I almost shrunk to death and... 174 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:42,516 - Ricky... 175 00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:43,691 ... had hair growing under my... 176 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:45,170 ... pisshole and my ass and everything. 177 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:47,347 - He's driving me fucking nuts, Bubs. 178 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:48,522 - What's wrong? Why are you... 179 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:49,697 - It's just... it's gotten me to the... 180 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:52,352 ... getting think that if I did get dead, 181 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:54,484 what the fuck would I be remembered by? 182 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:55,180 Nothing. 183 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:56,791 Who am I? I'm nobody. 184 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,923 - I'll remember you, Ricky. Everybody's gonna remember you. 185 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:00,795 - Yeah, but I want... 186 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:01,926 everyone to remember me. 187 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:02,971 I want to be remembered by something. 188 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:04,364 - Ricky. I'm telling you right now. 189 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:07,323 Take the frown and turn it upside down. Right now. 190 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,325 - See? Who came up with that expression? 191 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,066 That's a perfect example. 192 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:12,328 I've been thinking about expressions lately, 193 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,764 'cause that's... the guy that came up with, 194 00:06:13,808 --> 00:06:16,550 "Finger licking good." He'll be remembered forever. 195 00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:18,290 That's fucking brilliant, 'cause it's true. 196 00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:19,161 It's finger fucking licking good. 197 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:20,467 But somebody came up with it, 198 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,251 and that guy's remembered forever. 199 00:06:22,294 --> 00:06:23,644 - Okay. 200 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:24,949 Ricky... 201 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:26,211 ... you're gonna... 202 00:06:26,255 --> 00:06:28,388 Look, just calm the fuck down, okay? 203 00:06:28,431 --> 00:06:29,867 You're gonna be remembered, you can come up... 204 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:31,173 - I don't know. 205 00:06:31,216 --> 00:06:33,393 Is that what you need? You need a fucking saying? 206 00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:35,569 - I like sayings, and I just thought that maybe 207 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:37,179 if I could come up with one, that'd be like, 208 00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:40,443 "Fuck, that guy. That's the guy that came up with that one." 209 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:41,923 - This is what this is all about, a fucking saying? 210 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:42,880 - God. 211 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:44,534 Who gives a fuck about sayings? 212 00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:46,406 - Well Ricky, first of all, "Finger licking good," 213 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:48,190 is just a thing they come up with for the commercial. 214 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:48,886 I don't think... 215 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:50,148 - It's the commercial. 216 00:06:50,192 --> 00:06:52,237 - No, no, but there's other ones, like... 217 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:54,326 ... some of the... well, what are the other ones? 218 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:56,372 "You can't fit a square peg into a round hole." 219 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,591 - Yeah. 220 00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:58,896 - That guy's probably remembered forever. 221 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:00,376 - Yeah, but who's the guy that came up with it? 222 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,378 Nobody fucking knows. 223 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,728 I mean, if he laid claim to it, you'd know. 224 00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:07,122 - It's probably somebody famous, that's what I mean. 225 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:08,428 What... just a second. 226 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:11,387 I had the other ones too, 'cause... 227 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,954 ... the problem is I've been trying to come up 228 00:07:12,997 --> 00:07:13,911 with one and they don't even fucking make sense. 229 00:07:13,955 --> 00:07:15,391 Who the fuck would say, 230 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,827 "It's a square peg that doesn't fit into a round hole." 231 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:18,089 Like... 232 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:19,917 - Well, are you just talking about sayings? 233 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:22,180 Like, "Let sleeping dogs lie," that type of thing? 234 00:07:22,224 --> 00:07:23,530 - Bingo. 235 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:25,619 And look, "No point crying over spilled liquor." 236 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:27,272 What does that mean? 237 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:30,450 - Spilled milk is actually the saying. "No point in..." 238 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:31,886 But... 239 00:07:31,929 --> 00:07:34,497 - The old man says, "No, no. It's not sleeping dogs... 240 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:37,065 ... it's 'Sleeping dogs seldom bite.'" 241 00:07:37,108 --> 00:07:38,588 - No, "Let sleeping dogs..." 242 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:40,590 You know that sayings aren't just about 243 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:42,418 what the fucking words mean, right, Ricky? 244 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,420 Like, "Let sleeping dogs lie," 245 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,292 doesn't just mean about dogs. 246 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:48,163 - What? 247 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:50,208 - Oh my God. 248 00:07:50,252 --> 00:07:52,689 Ricky, a saying is something that, you know, 249 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:55,083 it means a bigger thing, like, "Let sleeping dogs lie." 250 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:57,259 What it means is, "Don't fuck around with something that 251 00:07:57,302 --> 00:08:00,523 doesn't need to be fucked around with." 252 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:03,613 'Cause if you do, you might cause yourself a bigger problem. 253 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:05,354 That's what it means. 254 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:07,095 - So that's what I need to get my head wrapped 255 00:08:07,138 --> 00:08:08,662 around so I can come up with one, I guess. 256 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:10,751 But what about... what do you mean? 257 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:12,492 Alright, "Best things in life are trees." 258 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:13,710 What does that mean? 259 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:15,364 - No. 260 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:16,408 Ricky, the... it's... 261 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:17,497 Oh my God. 262 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:18,454 "The best things in life are free," 263 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,281 - And that's bullshit. 264 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,325 - ...is the saying. 265 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:21,892 - That's a bullshit saying. 266 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:22,589 - It's not bullshit. 267 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:23,938 - Who fucking says that? 268 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:25,940 - It means, Ricky, that the best things in life 269 00:08:25,983 --> 00:08:26,941 are being happy and... 270 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:30,205 ... you know, enjoying nature, all those types of... 271 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:33,817 - Yeah, but that's not fucking reality, okay? 272 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:35,123 Alright? It's fucked. 273 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:35,689 - I sort of get... 274 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:36,777 - Nothing's free. 275 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:38,300 - I get what you're saying, like... 276 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:40,955 ... okay, "Curiosity killed the rat," would be about... 277 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:42,260 - No, it's... 278 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:43,044 - ... if the rat wasn't curious, he wouldn't 279 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:44,567 have gotten dead? 280 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:47,875 - It's a cat, but yes, that's what it means. 281 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:50,268 Being too curious and poking your fucking nose 282 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:50,921 in things that doesn't belong... 283 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,270 - Being fucking nosy. 284 00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:54,185 - ... and Wham-o, you get killed by something 285 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:56,318 that you don't know enough about. 286 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:57,580 Jesus. Ricky, if it's just... 287 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:59,495 ... look. If you want to come up with a saying, 288 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,801 you just gotta think of... 289 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:03,194 - "Don't eat your chickens before they hatch." 290 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:04,500 - Don't what? 291 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,634 - "Don't eat your chickens before they hatch." 292 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:08,504 - Ricky, it's, "Don't count your chickens." 293 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,593 - Count your chickens. 294 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,377 - Of course you don't eat them before they hatch. 295 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:13,814 You'd be just eating a fucking... 296 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:15,163 ... a raw egg. 297 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:18,470 "Don't count them," means don't... 298 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:21,517 ... don't like get too far ahead of yourself. 299 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,259 It means, "Don't get, you know... 300 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:26,217 ... how do you fucking even explain this? 301 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:28,002 Ricky, look, you just want to say something. 302 00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:30,570 - Don't expect something to happen because it might not. 303 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:31,005 - Okay. Well, I... 304 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:32,354 - Yes. 305 00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:33,398 - Yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna fucking win 306 00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:35,531 the lottery. Got all kinds of tickets. 307 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,793 Well, don't count your chickens... 308 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:37,925 - If you want to come up with something, Ricky, 309 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:39,622 you just have to think of something that's 310 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,624 universally applicable. 311 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,583 - Okay, well, I came up with a couple... 312 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:46,803 "If you play with guns, you might get shot." 313 00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:49,066 What do you think of one? 314 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,591 - It's... similar to, "If you play with fire, 315 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:52,722 you might get burned..." 316 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,289 - Okay. 317 00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:55,899 - ... which is a known one, so you're kind of plagiarizing, 318 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:57,248 but you're on the right track. 319 00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:59,207 - Well, that's just a fact. That's not a saying. 320 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,688 - This one... I'm still working on it, but... 321 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:05,648 "A joint an hour helps your brain to get flowered." 322 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,259 - Oh my fucking... 323 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:09,696 - It's... that's... that's just for an attempt. 324 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:12,524 - It's... it's pretty good. I get what you're saying. 325 00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:13,787 "A joint..." but it's not... 326 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,963 - But it doesn't mean something else, does it? 327 00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:16,833 It's fucking Jesus. 328 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:21,229 - Hey, this is Bubbles. Welcome to Kitty of the Week. 329 00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:23,623 [cats meowing] 330 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,581 [cats purring] 331 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,062 - Come on, big Louis. Come on, hop up. 332 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:28,845 It's your turn. Come on. 333 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:31,195 [cheerful music] 334 00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:33,720 This week's featured Kitty of the Week... 335 00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:37,593 ... is this guy here. Big Louis. [chuckle] 336 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,290 Big Louis El Grande, I call him. 337 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,292 Come on up, Louis. Come on up. 338 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:43,033 Here. Let me get you up here. 339 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:45,645 'Atta boy, he's a... 340 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:47,995 ... he's a big boy, Louis is. 341 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:50,606 Yeah, he's a... 342 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,782 ... domestic, you know, medium-long hair... 343 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,698 ... but I'm betting... if I was a betting man, 344 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:58,222 I'd say he's got some Maine Coon in him. 345 00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,877 Maine Coon, he's a...he's a big... 346 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,966 ... he's sort of king of the kitties, as far as 347 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,185 I'm concerned. 348 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,926 Now, when you're dealing with big, you know, 349 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:09,016 big kitties like this guy, you know, 350 00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:12,062 you want to pull out the big guns here, so... 351 00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:15,283 I mean, this is a... this is a... 352 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:17,589 ... crocheted worm I made. 353 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:18,634 Oh yeah. 354 00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:21,245 Peek-a-boo. 355 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,510 Oh, you're right in my case now, are you? 356 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,121 That's okay. That's okay. 357 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,862 You can poke around in there. 358 00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:30,341 Here, you might like that. 359 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:31,168 [cat meows] 360 00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:32,300 It's alright. 361 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,433 Here, let me just get this guy out. 362 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:38,654 You know, this is a... 363 00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,048 ... feather fisher, you know? 364 00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:43,398 Yeah, Big Louis is gonna be all over this. 365 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:45,748 What do you think of that, Louis? 366 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,317 Yeah, that's got your attention, doesn't it? 367 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,535 [chuckle] 368 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:53,756 Big Louis's gonna make quick work of that. 369 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,671 He's a Bubble certified kitty. 370 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:57,542 Had to bite a while... 371 00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:58,587 [chuckle] 372 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,284 Oh, he almost got me in the chops. 373 00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:02,286 That was my own fault. 374 00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:05,725 Never dangle a fishing feather in front of your own face. 375 00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:08,728 That was... amateur move by me right there. 376 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,078 [chuckle] 377 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,384 So come on in... that's Big Louis, 378 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,517 certified Bubbles' kitty. 379 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,432 Right there. Bubble certified. 380 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,173 [Chuckle] 381 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:22,132 [cheerful music] 382 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:22,916 [camera flash] 383 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,047 [pen writing] 384 00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:26,310 [cat meowing] 385 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:29,357 [light piano music] 386 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,323 - [Interviewer] Hey Rick, what's going on, bud? 387 00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:40,760 - Not too much. 388 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,544 - [Interviewer] Getting a little bit of food, are you? 389 00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:43,719 - Yeah, I mean, it's good that the crew's 390 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,938 back now, finally get some real food. 391 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:45,895 But they don't really cook it enough, so... 392 00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,157 - [Interviewer] No? 393 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,158 - ... sometimes you gotta heat stuff up a bit, 394 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,116 get some cheese put on it, but... 395 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,421 - [Interviewer] Yeah? 396 00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:51,248 - I mean, you're only supposed to have a couple 397 00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:52,728 pieces of this, but... 398 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:53,555 - [Interviewer] Yeah, right? 399 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:54,469 [torch igniting] 400 00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:55,775 How's it been going on set, bud? 401 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,037 [torch igniting] 402 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:57,907 - It's been going good, you know, not enough 403 00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:58,647 free cigarettes and... 404 00:12:58,690 --> 00:12:59,909 [torch igniting] 405 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,084 ... I've been kind of tight with the liquor 406 00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,085 and the beer, but... 407 00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:03,957 [torch igniting] 408 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,263 - [Interviewer] How was... how was last week 409 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,874 on set with Snoop? 410 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:11,051 - Last week was pretty crazy. Snoop was here and you know, 411 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,836 I didn't really know what to expect. I thought, you know, 412 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,142 based on everything you hear about him, that he 413 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:17,231 could probably smoke a fair bit and I could smoke 414 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,320 a fair bit. And anyway, I just thought he'd be able 415 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,800 to smoke a lot more. 416 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:21,975 [torch igniting] 417 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,411 We kind of went toe to toe. 418 00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,195 I smoked him over the table, between me and you. 419 00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,240 And I mean, he wasn't really... 420 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,719 [torch igniting] 421 00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,939 ...that big of a smoker at all. He can smoke, but I mean, 422 00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:32,507 he couldn't really smoke any better than anyone else I know. 423 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,596 And I mean, when it comes to me, I can smoke... a lot. 424 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:35,684 I've been smoking my whole life. 425 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,991 [torch igniting] 426 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,862 You know, he tried to keep up. He's like, "Oh yeah," 427 00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,690 you know, "I'll try to keep up with you, Ricky." 428 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:42,952 [torch igniting] 429 00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:43,823 Anyway... 430 00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,086 ... he was no match for me. 431 00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,740 - It's no match for you, huh? 432 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:50,177 - Hey boys, what's up? 433 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:51,569 - What are you doing, Ricky? 434 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,920 - Just making a little... meat log sandwich. 435 00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,312 - [Bubbles] What were you just... 436 00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:58,315 - Sushi Bob, they call it. It's from... Japanland. 437 00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,577 - [Interviewer] So you can... 438 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:02,711 - What were you just saying there about Snoop? 439 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,234 - We were just talking about different... 440 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,236 ... foods and things that he liked to eat 441 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,063 and things I liked to eat... 442 00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,412 [torch igniting] 443 00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,545 - What were you guys up to? 444 00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:11,459 - What were you saying about... 445 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:12,590 ... him smoking, though? 446 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,550 - Nothing, we... we did smoke together. 447 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:16,768 [torch igniting] 448 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:17,944 - [Julian] You said you could smoke a lot 449 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:18,901 more than Snoop. 450 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:19,293 [torch igniting] 451 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:20,163 - Well... 452 00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,686 - [Bubbles] Did you say that? 453 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,472 - I smoked more... often than him. And maybe I smoked... 454 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:25,865 - [Julian] Oh no, you didn't...what do you mean? 455 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,563 He was baked the entire time he was here. 456 00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:29,303 - I know, but... 457 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,608 - [Julian] And you... 458 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,175 ... you can smoke a lot more than him, right? 459 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,438 - How do you come to that conclusion? 460 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,266 - Just, I don't know. Just seemed like he was a 461 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,312 pretty good smoker and he... smoked fair... 462 00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:40,096 ... I think I smoked more than him and more often. 463 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,489 - You didn't smoke more than him. 464 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:42,533 Are you fucking kidding me? 465 00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:44,144 - Why would you think that, Ricky? 466 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:44,927 - Well, a lot of people have been saying it. 467 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:45,797 [torch igniting] 468 00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:46,624 - Who? 469 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,061 [torch igniting] 470 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,410 - Jeff. 471 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,020 - Jeff. who the fuck is Jeff? 472 00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:52,195 - Who's Jeff. 473 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,936 - He's up... 28 or 24. 474 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:54,981 He just moved in here not that long ago. 475 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,983 - That's Donny's trailer. Who's Jeff? 476 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,288 - No, down that way is what he said. 477 00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,073 Jeff or... Dean, I think. 478 00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:03,815 - Dean? Who the fuck...? Rick, you were smoking... 479 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:06,035 ... [Julian] he was walking like fucking Johnny Depp 480 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:08,081 in Fear and Loathing. 481 00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,299 His soup was like falling, he was like, "Hey..." 482 00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:10,561 - One day... 483 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:11,911 ... there was one day that I may have been 484 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,260 a little more fucked up than he was, 485 00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,001 and that's 'cause I didn't really have much sleep. 486 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:15,697 - Snoop looked like he... 487 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,046 - Do you want a bite? 488 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,048 - I'm not taking a bite off that old fucking... 489 00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:20,223 - Look how fucking good that looks. 490 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,268 Put that on a bun... 491 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,880 - [Bubbles] I'm just curious as to, you know, 492 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,578 how you would explain to the camera that 493 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,798 you can smoke more than Snoop Dogg. 494 00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,669 - Well, just depends how you look at it. 495 00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,410 Some people would look at that... 496 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:36,370 ... smoking time and say, "Yes, you know what, Ricky? 497 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,024 He was good, but not as good as you. 498 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,547 And he smoked a lot, but not as much as you," 499 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,027 is what a lot of people would probably say if they were... 500 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:44,030 - A lot of people, like imaginary Jeff and his friend, 501 00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:45,422 imaginary Dean. 502 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:48,077 - They were here, boys. They were fucking here. 503 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:48,730 - [Julian] Ricky, you're so full of shit. 504 00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:49,861 - [Bubbles] Ricky... 505 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,167 - You know what? Let's be honest boys. 506 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:52,560 Not everybody sees everything the same way, 507 00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:53,996 alright? So, I mean... 508 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,694 - No, I know, but Ricky, you can have your own opinion, 509 00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:59,088 but you can't have your own facts. Facts are facts, bud. 510 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,611 - That's right. 511 00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,744 - Well, it depends though, isn't it? 'Cause it depends... 512 00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:03,571 ... I look at it and said, "You know what? 513 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,007 I smoked him under the table." 514 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,923 He didn't really smoke that much at all. And I did. 515 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,621 - Ricky, you seemed unaffected and you couldn't walk. 516 00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:11,840 So who do you think...? 517 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,015 - One day, one fucking day I couldn't walk. 518 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:13,885 - [Julian] ... every fucking day. 519 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,278 - [Bubbles] Every day. 520 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,280 - Okay, well he.... smoked almost as much as he did, 521 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:18,325 didn't I? 522 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,718 - Not even... man. Not even close. 523 00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:22,329 - Ricky... 524 00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:23,678 - Alright, you know what, boys? Fuck it. 525 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,158 He can out smoke me. He out smoked me, is that 526 00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,420 what you want me to say on camera? 527 00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:27,508 Alright, he fucking out smoked me big time. 528 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:28,639 I was falling down. 529 00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,641 He smoked joints fucking 24 hours a day, 530 00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:33,557 fucking five or 10 every fucking two minutes. 531 00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:34,689 I couldn't keep up with him. I tried, 532 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:35,864 I couldn't fucking do it. 533 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:36,691 Is that what you want you want me to say? 534 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,693 - Just... just calm down. 535 00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:39,824 - You did okay, man. 536 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:40,434 - I tried, I tried to keep up with him. 537 00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:41,522 - You did try... 538 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,914 - Nobody could keep up with that man. 539 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,742 I could smoke more dope than anyone I've ever met. 540 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,701 And I'm nothing compared to him. Fuck. 541 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:49,225 - Ricky, you don't gotta be... it's Snoop Dogg. 542 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,358 You don't gotta be upset about it. He's like a... 543 00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:52,924 ... he's like a... you know... 544 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:55,492 - Now I'm not even hungry. Do you want this fucking thing? 545 00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,278 - [Bubbles] Alright.. 546 00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,019 - [Ricky] Fuck sakes. 547 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,977 - You don't mind if I eat that on you? 548 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,590 I don't know. What's the big square one in the middle? 549 00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,375 - How does he smoke so much? 550 00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:12,074 - He's not... he's not normal, Ricky. I mean, he just... 551 00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:15,077 ... he just can smoke more than anybody, that's all. 552 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,166 - [Ricky] I mean, I smoke 40, 50 joints in a day sometimes, 553 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,299 and it was nothing, like... he smokes 40... 554 00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:20,865 - [Bubbles] Don't be sad, Ricky. 555 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:23,085 - Don't be sad. You can smoke almost as much as him, man. 556 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:23,868 - Almost as much. 557 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:24,695 - He's having an off week. 558 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:25,957 - I'm not sad, it's just... 559 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,829 I've never met anybody with lungs like that. 560 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,135 - But think how cool it is you can say that? 561 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,267 "Oh, I got out smoked by Snoop Dogg." 562 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:32,181 - It's not cool, 'cause I wanted to be the guy that 563 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,226 can out smoke anybody and... 564 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:34,488 - [Julian] Ricky, we're tired, man. 565 00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:35,924 Don't worry about it. You'll get it next time. 566 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,230 - [Bubbles] Oh, I think you'd take him if it was... 567 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,667 ...and it was weed, Ricky. I bet you, if it was 568 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:40,842 straight up hash, I bet you, you could take him. 569 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,191 - Who knows? 570 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:43,714 - [Julian] Maybe you can have a hash off next time? 571 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:46,065 - If it was hash, I'd definitely smoke him over the table. 572 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:46,978 - There you go. 573 00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:47,892 - No fucking question, exactly. 574 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:48,806 - There you go, you can... 575 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,069 Here, you eat that, now. 576 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:50,982 There you go. 577 00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,027 - Alright. 578 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,072 - Alright, boys. 579 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:56,205 - Alright, man. Take 'er easy, bud. 580 00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:58,294 - I got a good haul over here, Ricky. 581 00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,644 - [Speaker 1] Please leave her belly. 582 00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,342 - Out smoked Snoop. 583 00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:03,125 - He's so fucked. 584 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,345 [light piano music] 585 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:09,088 - Today we're visiting the islands of Trinidad and Tobago 586 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,045 and we're doing... 587 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,134 ... a story about the limbo. 588 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,223 Now, this guy here is a conga bonker. 589 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,007 They got those tin... steel drums, 590 00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:16,573 the ring-y, ding-y, ding, like... 591 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:17,835 [maraca shakes] 592 00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:20,186 ♪ Down the way where the nights are gay, ♪ 593 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,187 ♪ and the sun shines..." ♪ 594 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,405 Oh, I've got to do this. 595 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:24,407 ♪ Daily on the mountain tops, ♪ 596 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:25,669 [maraca shakes] 597 00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,628 ♪ I took a trip on that sailing ship, ♪ 598 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:30,718 ♪ and when I reached Jamaica, I made a stop. ♪ 599 00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:33,982 Unless, it was not Jamaica... this is Randy. 600 00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:37,464 This is Randy Bo Bandi's little hat for his peacocks. 601 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:40,858 I borrowed it for today for his special celebration because 602 00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:43,600 we are talking about the most exciting... 603 00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:46,647 ... incredible sipping rum the world has ever known. 604 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,432 Angustura... 605 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,739 ... aromatica was used... 606 00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,437 ... in medical practice by the surgeon general 607 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:57,136 for Simon Boulevard's army way back in the 1800s 608 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,833 and something. 609 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,487 And it has come through... 610 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:03,490 ... unscathed today, 'cause it's in... it's purity and 611 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,361 it's wonderful taste. 612 00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:06,449 I'll tell you one thing. 613 00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:09,409 [light piano music] 614 00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:16,894 I am going to get really fucking drunk tonight. 615 00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:19,767 You know why? 'Cause tonight, Randy and I, 616 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:22,683 we're gonna be going to the Blandford Recreation Centre 617 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:25,816 to introduce our new bubble wrap song. 618 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:28,471 We're gonna take the world by storm. Check it out. 619 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,519 ♪ Oh, do the bubble wrap, with the... ♪ 620 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:33,737 ♪ Snap, snap... ♪ 621 00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,174 ♪ Snap. ♪ 622 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:38,525 ♪ I might be white, but I got the black knack, ♪ 623 00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,483 ♪ With the... boom chick chick boom. ♪ 624 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:41,615 ♪ Boom chick chick boom. ♪ 625 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,791 It's incredible. Ladies and gentlemen, 626 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:47,055 we are gonna take the world... you saw it here first. 627 00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:48,448 There's nothing like... 628 00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,320 Okay, back to our story. 629 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:52,539 [classical piano music] 630 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,367 Where are my glasses? 631 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:55,890 Oh... 632 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:56,891 ... excuse me. 633 00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,373 I'm getting a call from Dr. Drunk as Fuck. 634 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:04,681 Yeah, hello... doctor? 635 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,728 Yeah, I did. 636 00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:10,992 Yeah. How did... how did... how did the proctology go? 637 00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,559 No. 638 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,691 No, I haven't found any rubber gloves. 639 00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,259 Okay, thanks. 640 00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,174 Y'all watch the boat. 641 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:19,783 Bye Doc. 642 00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:21,742 Where were we? 643 00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:24,223 Oh yeah, Randy won the limbo contest. The guys were 644 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,833 really fucking bugging him 'cause he had a... 645 00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:29,532 because they put a bar across a thing like this and Randy 646 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,926 was going down like this underneath the limbo thing. 647 00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,275 And he got right the fuck under... 648 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,930 ... slithered under like a shit snake. 649 00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:38,106 And he won the goddamn contest 650 00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:41,240 and we won a whole fucking case of this shit. 651 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:44,895 That was the only night that I remember that Randy could get 652 00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:47,246 both ankles behind his back... 653 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:48,856 ... at once. 654 00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:52,381 [classical piano music] 655 00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:55,689 Tune in soon for another [indistinct] liquor story with 656 00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:57,168 your host, Jim Lahey. 657 00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:58,605 [classical piano music] 658 00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:00,694 - You have fucking heard of the Easter bunny, I hope. 659 00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,304 - [Julian] You gotta be kidding me, Rick. 660 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:03,697 - On what? 661 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:04,567 - You are so stupid. 662 00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,090 - Are you fucking kidding me? 663 00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:07,135 Alright, Santa Claus is one thing, 664 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,658 but the fucking Easter bunny? 665 00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:11,922 - So when you... 666 00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:15,448 ... got growed up, you never had a fucking egg hunt or... 667 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,580 - [Julian] I've never had an egg hunt, okay? 668 00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,800 - Well, lots of kids do. And guess what? Where the fuck 669 00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:21,062 does that shit come from, dumbass? 670 00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:22,411 - From their parents. 671 00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:24,283 - [Ricky] Yeah right. Fucking parents stay awake 672 00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,589 late at night and... oh yeah, okay. 673 00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:27,677 That's a fun, fun little... 674 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:28,809 ... thought you had there. 675 00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:29,549 - I can't believe that you fucking think 676 00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:31,028 the Easter bunny is real. 677 00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:33,335 - I just got a hash burn right through the bunny's head. 678 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:34,684 - You know what? I thought he... 679 00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:38,297 ... I thought you were smarter than him, Ricky... 680 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,907 ... but no. You're dumber than Randy. 681 00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:41,343 You just proved it right there. 682 00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:42,605 Sorry, man. 683 00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:44,433 - Oh, smarter dummy than him, that's for sure. 684 00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:46,914 What do you think? 685 00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:47,958 - You're a smarter dummy than me? 686 00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:49,438 - Do you believe in anything? 687 00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:50,961 Yeah. Yeah, I am. 688 00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:51,788 What do you think, Julian? 689 00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:52,789 - You're not smarter than me. 690 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,138 What do you believe in, anything? 691 00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:55,314 - There's no such thing as the Easter bunny, man. 692 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,228 - [Ricky] You just believe in fucking... 693 00:21:58,491 --> 00:22:00,536 .. whiskey and coke? Or rum and coke or...? 694 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:02,059 - Maybe. 695 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:03,104 - [Ricky] That's your... that's your God? 696 00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:04,105 - It makes sense. 697 00:22:04,148 --> 00:22:05,324 No, it's not my God. 698 00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:08,544 You guys are both fucked. 699 00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:10,285 - I was hoping you guys would be as fucked as I am 700 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,243 'cause right now you're smoking an ear joint. 701 00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:14,071 - [Randy] No, no that joint's from the [indistinct] crew, 702 00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:15,421 they... they know their shit. 703 00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:17,510 - [Ricky] Then it got mixed with fucking oils and 704 00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:18,641 stink from behind your ear... 705 00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:21,731 ... waxes and different hairs. 706 00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:22,602 - This one? 707 00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:23,472 - Shellacs. 708 00:22:23,516 --> 00:22:24,604 - Are you fucking kidding me? 709 00:22:24,647 --> 00:22:25,431 - No, I don't want that fucking thing. 710 00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:25,909 - It tastes fine, Julian. 711 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,565 - You guys smoke it halfway. That'll kill everything that's 712 00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:32,133 on it and in it and then I'll... maybe have a drag. 713 00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:36,877 - Alright. Burgers, aliens, Easter bunnies and... 714 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:37,878 ... handsome prime ministers. 715 00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:38,922 What a fucking day this has been. 716 00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:40,489 - [Julian] It's been a great podcast. 717 00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:42,186 - [Randy] And then I thought we could open up, you know, 718 00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:43,362 questions from the audience. 719 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,928 - There is no fucking audience. 720 00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:46,277 - All your stories are shit... 721 00:22:46,321 --> 00:22:47,670 - [Ricky] He could probably use his machine there 722 00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:49,629 and pull up 10 fucking things right now that would 723 00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:50,847 blow your shit of the water. 724 00:22:50,891 --> 00:22:52,153 - [Julian] And I could, but guess what? 725 00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:53,676 It's time to go, so I'm not going to. 726 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,504 - It's seriously time to go? 727 00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:56,157 - Yeah. 728 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:56,723 - Yeah. 729 00:22:56,766 --> 00:22:57,637 - Are you sure? 730 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,855 - I'm done. We're at 30 minutes. 731 00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:01,075 I'm getting the fuck outta here. He stinks. 732 00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:02,424 He's stupid. 733 00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:03,425 You're not that smart, Ricky, as well. 734 00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:04,557 You proved it. I'm outta here. 735 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,601 - [Randy] Well, Julian... where's the... 736 00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:07,386 What the fuck are you doing, Ricky? 737 00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:10,127 - I was trying to take this thing off 738 00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:11,346 so I could fucking fight you. 739 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,130 - [Randy] You are so fucking stupid. 740 00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:15,263 Fuck, you are dumb. 741 00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:17,526 Alright, are the cameras off, for fuck sakes? 742 00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:18,788 - Yeah, I don't wanna fight you on camera, 743 00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:20,311 'cause I don't want to fucking embarrass you. 744 00:23:20,355 --> 00:23:21,269 - Alright, fight, boys. 745 00:23:21,312 --> 00:23:22,618 Beat the shit out of him. 746 00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:23,445 - Ricky. 747 00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:25,012 Frig off, Ricky. 748 00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:27,318 [table scraping floor] 749 00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:30,713 [chair falls onto floor] 750 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:36,937 [gasping for air] 751 00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:39,592 [soft piano music] 752 00:23:39,635 --> 00:23:40,419 - Ricky... 753 00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:43,030 [bag crunching] 754 00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:45,511 That's my food, Ricky. 755 00:23:45,554 --> 00:23:46,642 [bottles knocking over] 756 00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:49,558 [soft piano music] 757 00:23:57,305 --> 00:24:00,090 [seagulls cawing] 758 00:24:01,352 --> 00:24:03,485 [water splashing] 759 00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:08,359 - [Crowd] Fuck. Oh fuck. Fuck. Oh fuck. Fuck. Oh fuck. 760 00:24:08,403 --> 00:24:09,448 Jesus Christ. 761 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:12,407 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 762 00:24:15,845 --> 00:24:16,672 Fuck aw. 55788

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