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smoking, and sexual in-fur-lences.

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[soft piano music]

[birds chirping]

- You want this?

- I'm good, I'm good.

- Good, I wasn't gonna give it to you anyway,

you fucking piece of shit.

- Frig off.

- Randy...

- Hey, don't be fucking pushing him.

- You're lucky that I have a...

... half of a hash joint with me right now.

I'm not feeling that aggressive.

But if you fuck with me too much,

then some shit will go down...

... just so you know.

- And I think he could totally take you,

so you probably should shut your mouth

and stop being a dick.

- Okay, alright, guys. Just...

- [Ricky] This warm beer is making me feel... violent.

- [Randy] Ricky, I'm about to talk about the next topic...

- [Ricky] The hash is kind of fighting it,

but the liquor's on this shoulder going,

"Fucking hit him,"

and the fucking hash is over here saying,

"Not yet, just fucking let him say his shit."

- [Julian] And just so you know, Randy, if he does

fucking freak out on you, I'm not gonna stop him, okay?

So don't be a dick. Let's continue.

- Listen guys, don't blame me...

- You better have some fucking good shit here.

- Actually, I got a story that...

... that I found and...

... I thought it would be interesting to you

and you'd actually be able to talk about it,

because normally you're dumb.

I don't even think that you got your grade 10, actually.

- Keep saying shit, Randy, and I'll keep drinking.

We'll see what happens.

- Okay, the next story that we have

to talk about here today is some

news about NASA, alright?

Who doesn't like NASA, right?

- It's just space, you dumbass.

- The fucking space story, man.

- Well, this is... this is interesting,

'cause... 'cause people are saying that they want

NASA to stop holding press conferences until they

discover...

... some little alien guys.

- What the fuck are you talking about ?

- Well, apparently people are getting pissed off,

like they don't want them to be talking about, you know,

"Oh, we found a black hole or

we found water on Mars and stuff like this...

... that people are just saying,

"Look, if you find aliens,

put it in the news."

But I like hearing about stuff like water on Mars.

That's cool shit, I think.

- It's useless fucking shit that's wasting space

in our brains, in my opinion.

I agree with whoever the fuck said this. It's stupid.

"Oh fuck, we found another star,

we found another planet."

Who gives a fuck? I can't see them.

I don't care.

- What, are we gonna live there someday?

That's what they're saying.

- Do I have to remember the name of these

fucking things? With their name with numbers and shit.

No, I don't give a fuck.

- Why don't we work on trying to...

... save our planet instead of, you know...

... wanting to fucking take a hike out to Mars.

- I agree. Until you find some fucking aliens

or space ships or...

... other worlds or whatever... fuck off.

We don't need to hear from you. It's a waste of time.

- I have to say, Ricky, I disagree with you.

- It's a waste of money.

- I disagree.

- I think the story's fucked, anyway.

- I think... I think NASA should be telling us about

all kinds of stuff. That's why that telescope's up there.

- Tell me this, Randy. Do you think...

... that you think there is actually little alien guys

running around up there?

- Absolutely.

- Well Julian, every time you look up in...

... into the sky and you... at night,

and you see a...

... a star twinkling,

that star is really a sun.

And that sun has got all kinds of other planets

circling around it, and just the...

... it's just like, not like our solar system,

but it's... it's...you know, kind of different.

But anyway, every one of those is

a whole solar system, Julian.

So there... there's probably,

there's probably...

... aliens out there.

I mean, maybe they're eating like

alien cheeseburgers and stuff.

- You are fucked. I'm going to sleep.

- Don't be so dumb, man.

Alright, what's the next one?

- And there is aliens.

- You guys are really...

- You just fucking do a lot of mushrooms or...

... a bit of LSD, and that's when you fucking can

see them and communicate with them.

- Ricky, that's called hallucinating, bud.

- Or is it?

- It is.

- Or...

- It's a drug. It's a hallucinogen and you're

fucking hallucinating.

- Or it's all real and no one's telling you the truth.

- You're probably just looking at Corey thinking

he's an alien because you're hallucinating, man.

- Well, whatever it is, I've seen them. They exist.

- They don't exist.

- You're so stupid.

- They might exist, but...

- You're fucking more stupid than I'll ever try to be.

[light piano music]

- For fucks sakes. Joint an hour...

... Yeah, okay.

Get to be...

... got, getting flowered?

Do you got... gotten flowered?

Do you get...

- [Announcer] Ricky, Julian... visitor.

- Let's go, Rick.

- For what?

- We've got a visitor.

- What's the point, Julian?

I don't even give a fuck anymore.

- But it's Bubbles. Come on, get the fuck up.

- There's no point.

- What do you mean, "There's no point"?

- Who am I?

- Who the... who can... get the fuck up.

"Who am I?"

Jesus Christ.

Come on.

- I'm fucking nobody, that's who I am.

I'm fucking nobody.

- Hey, what's up?

- Hey, boys.

- No, no, no, no, no.

Sit the fuck there.

- What?

- Just sit there.

Pick up the phone.

- Hey, Ricky.

- Bubbles. How's it going?

- What's wrong?

- Oh man, just... I don't know. I'm having some fucking

negative thoughts and feelings, man. I don't know.

- What?

- Well, you know, I...

... I've had a couple close calls with death lately,

and I almost shrunk to death and...

- Ricky...

... had hair growing under my...

... pisshole and my ass and everything.

- He's driving me fucking nuts, Bubs.

- What's wrong? Why are you...

- It's just... it's gotten me to the...

... getting think that if I did get dead,

what the fuck would I be remembered by?

Nothing.

Who am I? I'm nobody.

- I'll remember you, Ricky. Everybody's gonna remember you.

- Yeah, but I want...

everyone to remember me.

I want to be remembered by something.

- Ricky. I'm telling you right now.

Take the frown and turn it upside down. Right now.

- See? Who came up with that expression?

That's a perfect example.

I've been thinking about expressions lately,

'cause that's... the guy that came up with,

"Finger licking good." He'll be remembered forever.

That's fucking brilliant, 'cause it's true.

It's finger fucking licking good.

But somebody came up with it,

and that guy's remembered forever.

- Okay.

Ricky...

... you're gonna...

Look, just calm the fuck down, okay?

You're gonna be remembered, you can come up...

- I don't know.

Is that what you need? You need a fucking saying?

- I like sayings, and I just thought that maybe

if I could come up with one, that'd be like,

"Fuck, that guy. That's the guy that came up with that one."

- This is what this is all about, a fucking saying?

- God.

Who gives a fuck about sayings?

- Well Ricky, first of all, "Finger licking good,"

is just a thing they come up with for the commercial.

I don't think...

- It's the commercial.

- No, no, but there's other ones, like...

... some of the... well, what are the other ones?

"You can't fit a square peg into a round hole."

- Yeah.

- That guy's probably remembered forever.

- Yeah, but who's the guy that came up with it?

Nobody fucking knows.

I mean, if he laid claim to it, you'd know.

- It's probably somebody famous, that's what I mean.

What... just a second.

I had the other ones too, 'cause...

... the problem is I've been trying to come up

with one and they don't even fucking make sense.

Who the fuck would say,

"It's a square peg that doesn't fit into a round hole."

Like...

- Well, are you just talking about sayings?

Like, "Let sleeping dogs lie," that type of thing?

- Bingo.

And look, "No point crying over spilled liquor."

What does that mean?

- Spilled milk is actually the saying. "No point in..."

But...

- The old man says, "No, no. It's not sleeping dogs...

... it's 'Sleeping dogs seldom bite.'"

- No, "Let sleeping dogs..."

You know that sayings aren't just about

what the fucking words mean, right, Ricky?

Like, "Let sleeping dogs lie,"

doesn't just mean about dogs.

- What?

- Oh my God.

Ricky, a saying is something that, you know,

it means a bigger thing, like, "Let sleeping dogs lie."

What it means is, "Don't fuck around with something that

doesn't need to be fucked around with."

'Cause if you do, you might cause yourself a bigger problem.

That's what it means.

- So that's what I need to get my head wrapped

around so I can come up with one, I guess.

But what about... what do you mean?

Alright, "Best things in life are trees."

What does that mean?

- No.

Ricky, the... it's...

Oh my God.

"The best things in life are free,"

- And that's bullshit.

- ...is the saying.

- That's a bullshit saying.

- It's not bullshit.

- Who fucking says that?

- It means, Ricky, that the best things in life

are being happy and...

... you know, enjoying nature, all those types of...

- Yeah, but that's not fucking reality, okay?

Alright? It's fucked.

- I sort of get...

- Nothing's free.

- I get what you're saying, like...

... okay, "Curiosity killed the rat," would be about...

- No, it's...

- ... if the rat wasn't curious, he wouldn't

have gotten dead?

- It's a cat, but yes, that's what it means.

Being too curious and poking your fucking nose

in things that doesn't belong...

- Being fucking nosy.

- ... and Wham-o, you get killed by something

that you don't know enough about.

Jesus. Ricky, if it's just...

... look. If you want to come up with a saying,

you just gotta think of...

- "Don't eat your chickens before they hatch."

- Don't what?

- "Don't eat your chickens before they hatch."

- Ricky, it's, "Don't count your chickens."

- Count your chickens.

- Of course you don't eat them before they hatch.

You'd be just eating a fucking...

... a raw egg.

"Don't count them," means don't...

... don't like get too far ahead of yourself.

It means, "Don't get, you know...

... how do you fucking even explain this?

Ricky, look, you just want to say something.

- Don't expect something to happen because it might not.

- Okay. Well, I...

- Yes.

- Yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna fucking win

the lottery. Got all kinds of tickets.

Well, don't count your chickens...

- If you want to come up with something, Ricky,

you just have to think of something that's

universally applicable.

- Okay, well, I came up with a couple...

"If you play with guns, you might get shot."

What do you think of one?

- It's... similar to, "If you play with fire,

you might get burned..."

- Okay.

- ... which is a known one, so you're kind of plagiarizing,

but you're on the right track.

- Well, that's just a fact. That's not a saying.

- This one... I'm still working on it, but...

"A joint an hour helps your brain to get flowered."

- Oh my fucking...

- It's... that's... that's just for an attempt.

- It's... it's pretty good. I get what you're saying.

"A joint..." but it's not...

- But it doesn't mean something else, does it?

It's fucking Jesus.

- Hey, this is Bubbles. Welcome to Kitty of the Week.

[cats meowing]

[cats purring]

- Come on, big Louis. Come on, hop up.

It's your turn. Come on.

[cheerful music]

This week's featured Kitty of the Week...

... is this guy here. Big Louis. [chuckle]

Big Louis El Grande, I call him.

Come on up, Louis. Come on up.

Here. Let me get you up here.

'Atta boy, he's a...

... he's a big boy, Louis is.

Yeah, he's a...

... domestic, you know, medium-long hair...

... but I'm betting... if I was a betting man,

I'd say he's got some Maine Coon in him.

Maine Coon, he's a...he's a big...

... he's sort of king of the kitties, as far as

I'm concerned.

Now, when you're dealing with big, you know,

big kitties like this guy, you know,

you want to pull out the big guns here, so...

I mean, this is a... this is a...

... crocheted worm I made.

Oh yeah.

Peek-a-boo.

Oh, you're right in my case now, are you?

That's okay. That's okay.

You can poke around in there.

Here, you might like that.

[cat meows]

It's alright.

Here, let me just get this guy out.

You know, this is a...

... feather fisher, you know?

Yeah, Big Louis is gonna be all over this.

What do you think of that, Louis?

Yeah, that's got your attention, doesn't it?

[chuckle]

Big Louis's gonna make quick work of that.

He's a Bubble certified kitty.

Had to bite a while...

[chuckle]

Oh, he almost got me in the chops.

That was my own fault.

Never dangle a fishing feather in front of your own face.

That was... amateur move by me right there.

[chuckle]

So come on in... that's Big Louis,

certified Bubbles' kitty.

Right there. Bubble certified.

[Chuckle]

[cheerful music]

[camera flash]

[pen writing]

[cat meowing]

[light piano music]

- [Interviewer] Hey Rick, what's going on, bud?

- Not too much.

- [Interviewer] Getting a little bit of food, are you?

- Yeah, I mean, it's good that the crew's

back now, finally get some real food.

But they don't really cook it enough, so...

- [Interviewer] No?

- ... sometimes you gotta heat stuff up a bit,

get some cheese put on it, but...

- [Interviewer] Yeah?

- I mean, you're only supposed to have a couple

pieces of this, but...

- [Interviewer] Yeah, right?

[torch igniting]

How's it been going on set, bud?

[torch igniting]

- It's been going good, you know, not enough

free cigarettes and...

[torch igniting]

... I've been kind of tight with the liquor

and the beer, but...

[torch igniting]

- [Interviewer] How was... how was last week

on set with Snoop?

- Last week was pretty crazy. Snoop was here and you know,

I didn't really know what to expect. I thought, you know,

based on everything you hear about him, that he

could probably smoke a fair bit and I could smoke

a fair bit. And anyway, I just thought he'd be able

to smoke a lot more.

[torch igniting]

We kind of went toe to toe.

I smoked him over the table, between me and you.

And I mean, he wasn't really...

[torch igniting]

...that big of a smoker at all. He can smoke, but I mean,

he couldn't really smoke any better than anyone else I know.

And I mean, when it comes to me, I can smoke... a lot.

I've been smoking my whole life.

[torch igniting]

You know, he tried to keep up. He's like, "Oh yeah,"

you know, "I'll try to keep up with you, Ricky."

[torch igniting]

Anyway...

... he was no match for me.

- It's no match for you, huh?

- Hey boys, what's up?

- What are you doing, Ricky?

- Just making a little... meat log sandwich.

- [Bubbles] What were you just...

- Sushi Bob, they call it. It's from... Japanland.

- [Interviewer] So you can...

- What were you just saying there about Snoop?

- We were just talking about different...

... foods and things that he liked to eat

and things I liked to eat...

[torch igniting]

- What were you guys up to?

- What were you saying about...

... him smoking, though?

- Nothing, we... we did smoke together.

[torch igniting]

- [Julian] You said you could smoke a lot

more than Snoop.

[torch igniting]

- Well...

- [Bubbles] Did you say that?

- I smoked more... often than him. And maybe I smoked...

- [Julian] Oh no, you didn't...what do you mean?

He was baked the entire time he was here.

- I know, but...

- [Julian] And you...

... you can smoke a lot more than him, right?

- How do you come to that conclusion?

- Just, I don't know. Just seemed like he was a

pretty good smoker and he... smoked fair...

... I think I smoked more than him and more often.

- You didn't smoke more than him.

Are you fucking kidding me?

- Why would you think that, Ricky?

- Well, a lot of people have been saying it.

[torch igniting]

- Who?

[torch igniting]

- Jeff.

- Jeff. who the fuck is Jeff?

- Who's Jeff.

- He's up... 28 or 24.

He just moved in here not that long ago.

- That's Donny's trailer. Who's Jeff?

- No, down that way is what he said.

Jeff or... Dean, I think.

- Dean? Who the fuck...? Rick, you were smoking...

... [Julian] he was walking like fucking Johnny Depp

in Fear and Loathing.

His soup was like falling, he was like, "Hey..."

- One day...

... there was one day that I may have been

a little more fucked up than he was,

and that's 'cause I didn't really have much sleep.

- Snoop looked like he...

- Do you want a bite?

- I'm not taking a bite off that old fucking...

- Look how fucking good that looks.

Put that on a bun...

- [Bubbles] I'm just curious as to, you know,

how you would explain to the camera that

you can smoke more than Snoop Dogg.

- Well, just depends how you look at it.

Some people would look at that...

... smoking time and say, "Yes, you know what, Ricky?

He was good, but not as good as you.

And he smoked a lot, but not as much as you,"

is what a lot of people would probably say if they were...

- A lot of people, like imaginary Jeff and his friend,

imaginary Dean.

- They were here, boys. They were fucking here.

- [Julian] Ricky, you're so full of shit.

- [Bubbles] Ricky...

- You know what? Let's be honest boys.

Not everybody sees everything the same way,

alright? So, I mean...

- No, I know, but Ricky, you can have your own opinion,

but you can't have your own facts. Facts are facts, bud.

- That's right.

- Well, it depends though, isn't it? 'Cause it depends...

... I look at it and said, "You know what?

I smoked him under the table."

He didn't really smoke that much at all. And I did.

- Ricky, you seemed unaffected and you couldn't walk.

So who do you think...?

- One day, one fucking day I couldn't walk.

- [Julian] ... every fucking day.

- [Bubbles] Every day.

- Okay, well he.... smoked almost as much as he did,

didn't I?

- Not even... man. Not even close.

- Ricky...

- Alright, you know what, boys? Fuck it.

He can out smoke me. He out smoked me, is that

what you want me to say on camera?

Alright, he fucking out smoked me big time.

I was falling down.

He smoked joints fucking 24 hours a day,

fucking five or 10 every fucking two minutes.

I couldn't keep up with him. I tried,

I couldn't fucking do it.

Is that what you want you want me to say?

- Just... just calm down.

- You did okay, man.

- I tried, I tried to keep up with him.

- You did try...

- Nobody could keep up with that man.

I could smoke more dope than anyone I've ever met.

And I'm nothing compared to him. Fuck.

- Ricky, you don't gotta be... it's Snoop Dogg.

You don't gotta be upset about it. He's like a...

... he's like a... you know...

- Now I'm not even hungry. Do you want this fucking thing?

- [Bubbles] Alright..

- [Ricky] Fuck sakes.

- You don't mind if I eat that on you?

I don't know. What's the big square one in the middle?

- How does he smoke so much?

- He's not... he's not normal, Ricky. I mean, he just...

... he just can smoke more than anybody, that's all.

- [Ricky] I mean, I smoke 40, 50 joints in a day sometimes,

and it was nothing, like... he smokes 40...

- [Bubbles] Don't be sad, Ricky.

- Don't be sad. You can smoke almost as much as him, man.

- Almost as much.

- He's having an off week.

- I'm not sad, it's just...

I've never met anybody with lungs like that.

- But think how cool it is you can say that?

"Oh, I got out smoked by Snoop Dogg."

- It's not cool, 'cause I wanted to be the guy that

can out smoke anybody and...

- [Julian] Ricky, we're tired, man.

Don't worry about it. You'll get it next time.

- [Bubbles] Oh, I think you'd take him if it was...

...and it was weed, Ricky. I bet you, if it was

straight up hash, I bet you, you could take him.

- Who knows?

- [Julian] Maybe you can have a hash off next time?

- If it was hash, I'd definitely smoke him over the table.

- There you go.

- No fucking question, exactly.

- There you go, you can...

Here, you eat that, now.

There you go.

- Alright.

- Alright, boys.

- Alright, man. Take 'er easy, bud.

- I got a good haul over here, Ricky.

- [Speaker 1] Please leave her belly.

- Out smoked Snoop.

- He's so fucked.

[light piano music]

- Today we're visiting the islands of Trinidad and Tobago

and we're doing...

... a story about the limbo.

Now, this guy here is a conga bonker.

They got those tin... steel drums,

the ring-y, ding-y, ding, like...

[maraca shakes]

♪ Down the way where the nights are gay, ♪

♪ and the sun shines..." ♪

Oh, I've got to do this.

♪ Daily on the mountain tops, ♪

[maraca shakes]

♪ I took a trip on that sailing ship, ♪

♪ and when I reached Jamaica, I made a stop. ♪

Unless, it was not Jamaica... this is Randy.

This is Randy Bo Bandi's little hat for his peacocks.

I borrowed it for today for his special celebration because

we are talking about the most exciting...

... incredible sipping rum the world has ever known.

Angustura...

... aromatica was used...

... in medical practice by the surgeon general

for Simon Boulevard's army way back in the 1800s

and something.

And it has come through...

... unscathed today, 'cause it's in... it's purity and

it's wonderful taste.

I'll tell you one thing.

[light piano music]

I am going to get really fucking drunk tonight.

You know why? 'Cause tonight, Randy and I,

we're gonna be going to the Blandford Recreation Centre

to introduce our new bubble wrap song.

We're gonna take the world by storm. Check it out.

♪ Oh, do the bubble wrap, with the... ♪

♪ Snap, snap... ♪

♪ Snap. ♪

♪ I might be white, but I got the black knack, ♪

♪ With the... boom chick chick boom. ♪

♪ Boom chick chick boom. ♪

It's incredible. Ladies and gentlemen,

we are gonna take the world... you saw it here first.

There's nothing like...

Okay, back to our story.

[classical piano music]

Where are my glasses?

Oh...

... excuse me.

I'm getting a call from Dr. Drunk as Fuck.

Yeah, hello... doctor?

Yeah, I did.

Yeah. How did... how did... how did the proctology go?

No.

No, I haven't found any rubber gloves.

Okay, thanks.

Y'all watch the boat.

Bye Doc.

Where were we?

Oh yeah, Randy won the limbo contest. The guys were

really fucking bugging him 'cause he had a...

because they put a bar across a thing like this and Randy

was going down like this underneath the limbo thing.

And he got right the fuck under...

... slithered under like a shit snake.

And he won the goddamn contest

and we won a whole fucking case of this shit.

That was the only night that I remember that Randy could get

both ankles behind his back...

... at once.

[classical piano music]

Tune in soon for another [indistinct] liquor story with

your host, Jim Lahey.

[classical piano music]

- You have fucking heard of the Easter bunny, I hope.

- [Julian] You gotta be kidding me, Rick.

- On what?

- You are so stupid.

- Are you fucking kidding me?

Alright, Santa Claus is one thing,

but the fucking Easter bunny?

- So when you...

... got growed up, you never had a fucking egg hunt or...

- [Julian] I've never had an egg hunt, okay?

- Well, lots of kids do. And guess what? Where the fuck

does that shit come from, dumbass?

- From their parents.

- [Ricky] Yeah right. Fucking parents stay awake

late at night and... oh yeah, okay.

That's a fun, fun little...

... thought you had there.

- I can't believe that you fucking think

the Easter bunny is real.

- I just got a hash burn right through the bunny's head.

- You know what? I thought he...

... I thought you were smarter than him, Ricky...

... but no. You're dumber than Randy.

You just proved it right there.

Sorry, man.

- Oh, smarter dummy than him, that's for sure.

What do you think?

- You're a smarter dummy than me?

- Do you believe in anything?

Yeah. Yeah, I am.

What do you think, Julian?

- You're not smarter than me.

What do you believe in, anything?

- There's no such thing as the Easter bunny, man.

- [Ricky] You just believe in fucking...

.. whiskey and coke? Or rum and coke or...?

- Maybe.

- [Ricky] That's your... that's your God?

- It makes sense.

No, it's not my God.

You guys are both fucked.

- I was hoping you guys would be as fucked as I am

'cause right now you're smoking an ear joint.

- [Randy] No, no that joint's from the [indistinct] crew,

they... they know their shit.

- [Ricky] Then it got mixed with fucking oils and

stink from behind your ear...

... waxes and different hairs.

- This one?

- Shellacs.

- Are you fucking kidding me?

- No, I don't want that fucking thing.

- It tastes fine, Julian.

- You guys smoke it halfway. That'll kill everything that's

on it and in it and then I'll... maybe have a drag.

- Alright. Burgers, aliens, Easter bunnies and...

... handsome prime ministers.

What a fucking day this has been.

- [Julian] It's been a great podcast.

- [Randy] And then I thought we could open up, you know,

questions from the audience.

- There is no fucking audience.

- All your stories are shit...

- [Ricky] He could probably use his machine there

and pull up 10 fucking things right now that would

blow your shit of the water.

- [Julian] And I could, but guess what?

It's time to go, so I'm not going to.

- It's seriously time to go?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Are you sure?

- I'm done. We're at 30 minutes.

I'm getting the fuck outta here. He stinks.

He's stupid.

You're not that smart, Ricky, as well.

You proved it. I'm outta here.

- [Randy] Well, Julian... where's the...

What the fuck are you doing, Ricky?

- I was trying to take this thing off

so I could fucking fight you.

- [Randy] You are so fucking stupid.

Fuck, you are dumb.

Alright, are the cameras off, for fuck sakes?

- Yeah, I don't wanna fight you on camera,

'cause I don't want to fucking embarrass you.

- Alright, fight, boys.

Beat the shit out of him.

- Ricky.

Frig off, Ricky.

[table scraping floor]

[chair falls onto floor]

[gasping for air]

[soft piano music]

- Ricky...

[bag crunching]

That's my food, Ricky.

[bottles knocking over]

[soft piano music]

[seagulls cawing]

[water splashing]

- [Crowd] Fuck. Oh fuck. Fuck. Oh fuck. Fuck. Oh fuck.

Jesus Christ.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck aw.