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- [Ricky] Warning.
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The following program contains
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really coarse language,
weed, alcohol consumption,
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smoking, and sexual inferences.
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This content may not be
suitable for viewers under 18.
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To activate parental
controls, please press the big
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go #*##*# yourself button
on your remote control!
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[serene piano music]
[children playing]
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- Don't be a dick.
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- I'm not being a dick.
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Jesus Christ, he's
sleeping on a handgun.
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Here, just wait.
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- Are you kidding me?
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- Well I don't wanna
startle him for fuck's sake.
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Ricky.
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[Ricky groans]
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Ricky.
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[gun falls, gunshot]
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- Jesus Christ!
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Jesus Christ, Ricky!
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- Would you stop falling asleep
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on handguns you stupid idiot?
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You kidding me?
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- Why would you use a
fucking handgun as a pillow?
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- I thought the fucking
safety was on.
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I must have turned it
off in my sleep.
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I thought someone was fucking
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coming in the
trailer last night.
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Is that my fucking donair
from last night?
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Nice.
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[Ricky chuckles]
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- Ricky-
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- Don't you love it when
you wake up and you forgot
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to eat something and then
it's still there
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and you can eat it
for breakfast?
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Love it.
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- [Julian] That looks
disgusting, man.
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- Bubby!
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You got me a beer.
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Good man.
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Starting to figure out
the way I operate.
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- I didn't pour you,
that's been sitting there
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since last night and I
think you were
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using it as an ashtray too.
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- Yeah, that's fucking warm.
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Wait a second, okay,
no, I remember this now.
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I fucking came up
with some things
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for this last night
when I was fucked.
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- You did?
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- Is this it?
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Oh yeah.
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Yeah.
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[Ricky chuckles]
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- You got some things
to talk about?
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- We'll just leave
that right there.
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- I got a couple things
to talk about.
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- Maybe we should talk
about Ricky's stuff first.
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- Nope.
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- Why not?
- I wanna save it.
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- You wanna save it, why?
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- I don't remember what it is-
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- Can you fucking put
this somewhere
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it's not pointing right at me?
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- There we go, whoa.
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No.
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There we go.
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- Ricky.
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- In the corner.
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- No seriously, like Bubs,
your ideas
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weren't that great last week.
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Maybe we should let Ricky
try this, man.
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- All right, fine.
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- Fucking cold donair.
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Even with the cheese,
which is now hardened.
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- Ricky, that thing's
gonna stop your heart dead.
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- Pretty fucking good.
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Speaking of that, boys.
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I've been thinking.
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We need to probably slow
it down a bit.
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We've been partying too
fucking hard.
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- What do you mean "we"?
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- We haven't been
partying too hard.
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- Well we're waking up the
fuck passed out
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at tables and all over
the fucking place.
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- Who is?
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- Just us as a group.
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We gotta slow it down.
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- No, you're the one
getting fucked up, man.
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We're getting a good buzz on.
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You're getting totally fucked.
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- I haven't been passing
out on tables.
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I haven't passed out
since last month.
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- All right.
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Okay, with a couple
bites of donair.
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Couple drinks of warm beer.
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Little gunshot.
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- [Bubbles] Okay Ricky,
let's hear.
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- You seriously want
me to start?
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- Yes.
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Well he said.
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- You do one and I'll do one.
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- Okay, go for it Bubs, whoever.
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Let's just get this going.
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- Okay, I'd like to give
a space update.
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- Oh fuck.
- Oh fuck.
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- Are you kidding me?
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- What do you mean?
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- An update from space.
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Something big's happening
in space right now.
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KIC 8462852.
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You know the big
star they found?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Well it's 1,500 light
years away from us.
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In-between the Cygnus
and Lyra constellations.
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- God.
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- And there's something
in front of it, Ricky.
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Something keeps moving
in front of it
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like this blocking the light.
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- What are you talking about?
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- There's a fucking star,
like way the fuck out there.
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The scientists are looking
at it, but they notice
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something's been moving
in front of it.
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Not in a orbit.
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Not in a regular, it's
just been erratically
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doing this, so it could
be a big ship.
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- Well you know what?
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I do believe in aliens.
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I've seen weird things in
the sky where I thought
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it was just my buzz
on, but maybe it's just
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somebody fucking jumping
in front of it.
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Doing jumping jacks.
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- Oh my fuck, Ricky.
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- No, but Ricky, I'm
talking about
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a fucking star bigger
than our sun.
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- Right.
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And something's moving
in front of it.
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It's not a guy jumping.
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- I know, but it's so far away
that all you'd have to do,
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I mean you could put
your finger up
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like that and block the light.
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Right?
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Half of it.
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If you had a telescope
right here and you put
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your finger in front of
it, what's happened there,
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if you just move your
finger around, it's jumping.
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- You would never see that.
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- You would never ever see that,
Ricky.
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It's impossible.
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If you were up-
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- So you're fucking
telling me that this star
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1,500 miles away,
fucking something's
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dancing around in front of it?
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- Like a big Death Star.
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- It's 1,500 light years away,
Ricky.
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- [Ricky] 15, whatever the fuck.
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- Do you know what a
light year is?
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Can you even comprehend
how fucking far that is?
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- Explain it to me.
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Once you tell me I never forget.
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- Okay, wrap your fucking
brains around this one.
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- Okay.
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- Here's how far a
light year is.
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- Oh my God, okay Bubs,
how far is it?
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- Light travels at about
380,000 kilometers a second.
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- Bullshit.
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- Something like that.
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It's in the hundreds
of thousands.
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- Yeah.
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- So a light year is the
distance that the light
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can travel in a whole
year going that fast.
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How far are you gonna get?
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- A lot.
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- Yes, a lot.
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So just one of those.
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- [Ricky] Yep.
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- Is a light year.
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The fucking known universe
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is 93 billion of those across,
Ricky.
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- That's-
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- So they say.
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Has anyone ever fucking gone
from point A to point B?
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- [Bubbles] No.
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- Right.
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- Oh my god, Ricky.
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- Definitely not, but
they can see it
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with their eyes and
measurements.
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- Right.
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- Oh, so now you're
gonna tell me it's not...
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- Bubs.
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- Fuck, it could be a
bunch of mirrors
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and shit floating
around or asteroids
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with mirror, just like
a mirror ball,
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and it's just, they
don't fucking know.
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It's fucking up their readings.
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[Julian sighs]
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- Bubs, why do you even, this
is what I'm talking about.
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You throw shit like that-
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- What are you trying
to tell me here?
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What is this really trying
to fucking say?
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- It's saying that there's
something out there
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moving around that's
defying the laws of physics.
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It's not in orbit, it looks like
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it's made by an
intelligent species.
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- How fucking big is this
supposed dancing object?
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- Big.
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Big, if it's block, it
says it's blocking out
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22% of the light, and
that's bigger than what
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Jupiter would block out,
so it has to be-
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- So you're trying to
tell me there's
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a ship bigger than
fucking Juniper?
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- Maybe.
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- [Ricky] That is fucked.
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- I'm just saying
that's a theory.
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- My theory is it's a
fucking 900 foot alien.
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[serene piano music]
[children playing]
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- Hey, what's going on?
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I'm in the park here today.
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Got the fucking day off,
the camera people
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aren't gonna be
following me around,
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so I thought I'd give a
little tour of the park.
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Nobody gets to...
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- How you doing, bud?
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We're ready for Ricky over here.
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Do you know where he is?
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- Well I think he's at the
hotel sleeping.
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- Copy, standby.
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Can you go get him?
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We need him for this.
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We're ready to shoot and
he's not around.
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- It's not my job to go get him.
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I'm supposed to be,
I'm doing a thing here.
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I'm giving a tour.
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- Well you're kind of three
of the same guy, right?
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So you guys need to
go and get him
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and bring him back in here.
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We need to shoot soon too,
right?
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- Well I was gonna give a
tour of the park
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and why do you need him anyway?
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It's nice and peaceful
here right now.
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[tires screeching]
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Right on, Donnie!
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Fucking Donnie ready to strap.
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- Idiot.
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Because we need to shoot.
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We have to shoot the show.
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Things have to happen.
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- Well what if I say no?
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- What do you think
I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna say no fucking
liquor like I always do
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and you're gonna say oh
for fuck's sake
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and you're gonna go
get him anyway.
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So don't we just save
ourselves the problem,
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you go fucking do your job
and go pick him up, bud?
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[tires screeching]
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- [Bubbles] Look at
Donnie lighting her up.
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Light her up, Donnie!
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- Holy fuck, what's going on?
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- Donnie's fucking right
on the liquor today.
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- So-
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- I'll get him, all right?
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- Okay, thanks buddy.
- Fuck, I'll go get him.
262
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- See, this is what happens.
263
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You get one little bit of
time to yourself
264
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and you're gonna do
something fun
265
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and these arseholes come in.
266
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Go do this, go do that or you're
267
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not getting your fucking liquor.
268
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So we gotta go get Ricky.
269
00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:04,309
You guys meet me at the
fucking hotel.
270
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- [Cameraman] Okay Bubs.
271
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[classical piano music]
272
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- See?
273
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Piece of cake.
274
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Now all I need is a light.
275
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There it is.
276
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Okay.
277
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I used to be a cameraman.
278
00:08:22,327 --> 00:08:25,156
Well I could've been
a cameraman.
279
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All right, good.
280
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Jim Lahey here.
281
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How's it going, bud?
282
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Yeah.
283
00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:38,692
It's a very exciting
show here tonight.
284
00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:41,216
This fucking place is
haunted, I'll tell you.
285
00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:44,349
The back door opened as I
was coming into the studio
286
00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,874
by itself and the fucking
alarm didn't go off.
287
00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:48,266
Nothing.
288
00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:50,965
And I come in here, and I
come in here 'cause I'm on
289
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the most important pilgrimage
of my fucking entire life.
290
00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:57,537
You know my job, most
of you know Jim Lahey.
291
00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:01,105
You know that I've kind of grown
292
00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:04,631
as Sunnyvale's probably
been part of my life.
293
00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:06,154
I mean part of my soul.
294
00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:07,938
I mean I don't know why.
295
00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:09,331
I have no idea why.
296
00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:12,552
I fucking married into
it with Barb.
297
00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:13,640
Fucking Barb.
298
00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:16,773
Anyway, where was I?
299
00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:17,818
Oh yeah.
300
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:21,430
I just want you to know.
301
00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:24,564
Tonight I had an e-piss-any.
302
00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:28,698
I had an idea that just
blew me away.
303
00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:30,874
I was sound asleep.
304
00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:33,747
I was in the middle of
this most incredible dream.
305
00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:37,315
What's that, "Abou Ben Adhem
may your tribe increase.
306
00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:40,623
"Awoke one night in a
deep dream of peace."
307
00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:41,929
That's what it was like.
308
00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:44,235
I felt peaceful for the
first time in my life.
309
00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:46,194
Maybe it's 'cause I'm
70 years old.
310
00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:47,499
Maybe it's because...
311
00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:50,851
I'm pretty fucking good
for 70 years old.
312
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,375
Maybe.
313
00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:57,466
Maybe it's the thing
that I live for.
314
00:09:57,509 --> 00:10:00,861
To share this beautiful
idea that I had tonight.
315
00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,906
I mean I'm as confused as
everybody else
316
00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,081
about the state of the world.
317
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:04,865
I mean.
318
00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:08,912
Everything you're talking
about, North Korea and Iraq
319
00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:14,483
and Syria and, fucking oh
man, it's mind-boggling.
320
00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:16,485
And then think about
the zombies,
321
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,530
if you're fucking into
that kind of shit,
322
00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:21,055
and then people talk
about the thousand ways
323
00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:23,057
that the Earth could die,
and then people
324
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,276
get all scared and wooly-booly,
325
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,974
but the thing is you
gotta branch out.
326
00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,542
Yeah, I could've been
a cameraman.
327
00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:32,936
But I chose to be a
police officer.
328
00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:34,546
And I was a good fucking cop.
329
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:36,026
I was for a while.
330
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:39,073
'Til fucking booze
got in the way.
331
00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:40,552
It wasn't entirely my fault.
332
00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:43,251
Well you can't blame an
alcohol, I'm not an alcoholic.
333
00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,383
I don't go to any meetings.
334
00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:49,344
But I do have a problem
with alcohol.
335
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:52,608
I identify so deeply
with the liquor
336
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,654
that it is more than
part of my soul.
337
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:55,742
It is my essence.
338
00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,569
I am the liquor.
339
00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:58,701
And I believe.
340
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,923
I believe that tonight I finally
341
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:06,970
have found, like Pope Francis.
342
00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:12,149
His middle name, my middle
name's Francis.
343
00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:14,238
Yeah.
344
00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,371
James Francis Lahey.
345
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:20,157
The Pope's name is
Francis, my father's name
346
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:22,377
was Francis with an I,
and my fucking
347
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,335
mother's name was
Frances with an E.
348
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,076
The fucking, it's like,
this is my,
349
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,471
I am fucking stargazing,
my friends.
350
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:32,039
And my head went right
tonight all through
351
00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:36,130
the synapses and
undercurrents of fucking...
352
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:41,744
You gotta understand
what dreams are.
353
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:46,140
Dreams to some people are a
rehashing of the day's events.
354
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:50,797
Dreams to other people is
just a scrambling of imagery,
355
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,364
of stuff that's being
dumped and re-sorted.
356
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,323
[playful babbling]
357
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,499
Freudian, I like the
Freudian the best.
358
00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,153
Like the dream, you can
make anything into
359
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:01,459
a dripping penis or, you
know what I'm getting at.
360
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:06,726
The problem is I didn't
know there was a problem.
361
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:09,250
I beg your pardon, ladies
and gentlemen.
362
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,078
While I collect myself.
363
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,689
"My soul is in the
coffin there with Caesar
364
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,474
"and I must pause ere it
come back to me."
365
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,523
[cat meowing]
366
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,090
- Sunnyvale Crack Shop.
367
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:25,745
Hello?
368
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:26,571
- Thank fuck!
369
00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:28,051
How's it going, man?
370
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,749
- [Bubbles] Hey, how's it going?
371
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:30,575
- Good, man.
372
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:31,751
You at my trailer?
373
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:34,057
- Yeah, I'm just playing
Frogger, Ricky.
374
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,189
- [Ricky] Oh thank fuck,
okay look-
375
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,668
- Got the fucking high score.
376
00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,148
- [Ricky] You need to
do me a huge favor, man.
377
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:39,106
- What?
378
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,237
- [Ricky] Sorry to cut you off,
379
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,761
but you gotta fucking
feed my plants.
380
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:42,762
How are they looking?
381
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,328
- They look fine to me.
382
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:48,376
I got the lights on them and
I gave them some of the juice.
383
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:49,856
- Which juice?
384
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:52,162
- [Bubbles] The juice, the
colored juice in the jugs.
385
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,251
I poured a little bit
in each one.
386
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,209
- How much juice did
you give them?
387
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,514
- A little bit of each color.
388
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:57,864
Isn't that-
389
00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,954
- You got grow, you got
micro, and you got bloom.
390
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:02,390
Originally it started off
it was gonna be
391
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:05,393
fucking three two one, right?
392
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,221
Backwards one two three?
393
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,310
- [Bubbles] Yeah.
394
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,964
- All right, and then you
switched it to fucking-
395
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,574
- I've just been giving
them little bits of-
396
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,010
- Listen, they're in
fucking bloom now.
397
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:17,057
It's very important, you
gotta go to the one two three.
398
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,841
instead of three two one,
two two two, gotta go
399
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,844
one two three with the grow,
the micro, and the bloom.
400
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:25,587
- Well, Ricky, first of all,
like the way,
401
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:28,372
I don't know what the
fuck's bloom and what's...
402
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,679
You've got them
labeled so fucked.
403
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:31,549
- What do you mean it's fucked?
404
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:33,073
There's different colors, right?
405
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,639
Different color, one of
them is a grow,
406
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,337
one of them's a micro, and
one of them's a fucking bloom.
407
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,904
You just do the ratios
with the water,
408
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:40,036
put them in the fucking
things, and feed them!
409
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,821
- I know Ricky, but
listen to what I'm saying.
410
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,213
Here's what you got.
411
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:46,695
You got a fucking jug with
blue liquid in it, right?
412
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:49,089
- [Ricky] Okay, I think
the blue is probably grow.
413
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:52,048
- But then it's got a
red cap and it's written
414
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:55,617
in red Sharpie it says
blue and red.
415
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,748
- If it's in a red fucking lid
416
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:59,577
and red tape it's
probably the bloom.
417
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:00,840
You might have to taste it.
418
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,189
- Ricky I'm not gonna taste it.
419
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:06,236
The other one's red and
it's got a blue cap.
420
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,325
And it's got blue tape and then
421
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:11,067
in blue Sharpie it says red.
422
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,288
Why wouldn't you just
write bloom?
423
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,419
- Well that would've
made a lot more sense,
424
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,334
but I know what they are, right?
425
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:18,901
So I don't need to write the
fucking names of them on there.
426
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,685
I didn't fucking expect
to be in here.
427
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,862
- And there's two
shades of green.
428
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:26,691
So I've been giving it a little
bit of each of the greens.
429
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:27,692
- What do you mean there's
two shades of green?
430
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:28,955
There's only one green.
431
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:32,349
- There's like a nice
Kool-Aid looking green
432
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:35,744
and then there's like a
darker green here.
433
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,311
Just wait, let me see.
434
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,574
- [Ricky] You have to taste
one of those for fuck's sake.
435
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:40,444
- Well Ricky.
436
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,404
- [Ricky] Basically
tasting them's
437
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:45,101
the only way to know
what the fuck they are.
438
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:46,320
- Taste them?
439
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:47,147
- [Ricky] They all
taste pretty good.
440
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,235
- How do you taste them?
441
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,106
Do you just dip your
finger in them?
442
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,151
- I guess you could dip
your finger in.
443
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:53,022
I usually just take a mouthful.
444
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,329
- [Bubbles] Which one
should I taste, green?
445
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,678
- Try one of the greens and then
446
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,462
we'll know which one is which.
447
00:14:58,506 --> 00:14:59,768
- Okay.
448
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:00,900
- [Ricky] Should tastes
pretty fucking awful.
449
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:03,903
- No, that one's not bad.
450
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,295
That one's kind of sweet.
451
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:07,297
That'd be nice on ice
whatever that is.
452
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:08,124
- [Ricky] Sweet?
453
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,605
- Yeah.
454
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:11,649
- [Ricky] Oh fuck.
455
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,042
No man, that's antifreeze.
456
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:15,349
I forgot, yeah, no, that
one's antifreeze.
457
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,480
Don't put, you've been putting
458
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:17,351
antifreeze on the
fucking plants?
459
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:18,787
- Ricky!
460
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,964
You've got unlabeled jugs
of antifreeze laying around?
461
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,748
- I had antifreeze in an
antifreeze jug,
462
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:24,662
the fucking jug got a hole in it
463
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:25,794
so I had to put it in something.
464
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,143
I used one of my old
grow containers.
465
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,666
- You're the reason people die!
466
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,277
You're the reason
people get called
467
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,540
at fucking poison control.
468
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,629
And they say I drank a
jug of antifreeze.
469
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:35,891
How'd you do that, sir?
470
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,327
Well it was in a pop bottle!
471
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,676
- We gotta figure this out,
Bubs.
472
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,069
I've only got so many
phone credits here, right?
473
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,157
I shouldn't be wasting
them trying to teach you
474
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:43,203
how to do something so
fucking basic.
475
00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:58,696
- You guys been in there yet?
476
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,437
- [Cameraman] No bud,
I was waiting for you.
477
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,006
- Ricky!
478
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,226
[Bubbles knocks]
479
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,053
Ricky.
480
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:10,447
Jesus Murphy.
481
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:16,540
[beer cans clanging]
482
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,151
Ricky.
483
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:18,978
Ricky.
484
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:25,288
Ricky.
485
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,161
[whispers] Ricky, wake up.
486
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,032
You gotta come back to the set.
487
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,077
- Hmm?
488
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:36,082
- You gotta come back
to the park.
489
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,387
Get up.
490
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:42,827
What the fuck is
going on in here?
491
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,307
Ricky!
492
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:44,916
Ricky!
493
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,398
You gotta come back to the park,
let's go.
494
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:49,269
- I know!
495
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,532
- Come on.
496
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:52,576
Who are the ladies?
497
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:53,882
- Hmm?
498
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,449
- [whispers] There's
two ladies right there.
499
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:56,319
Who is it?
500
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:00,584
- I don't fucking know, man.
501
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:02,586
I don't remember much.
502
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,284
- Get up.
503
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:07,417
What in the flying fuck
did you do in here, Ricky?
504
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,944
You destroyed the fella's room.
505
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,472
What do you got on your foot?
506
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:24,652
Is that beer?
507
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,221
What did you do with the
microwave, Ricky?
508
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,788
They told you not to use that.
509
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,404
- Bubs, I need sleep.
510
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:39,623
- What is going on with you?
511
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,061
Here, you got a bucket
on your foot.
512
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,149
Get your foot up here.
513
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,241
- Oh yeah, that's better, buddy.
514
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,679
- Ricky.
515
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,072
Don't lay down, get up.
516
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:55,161
Get up.
517
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,425
Maybe you should turn that off.
518
00:17:58,468 --> 00:17:59,556
Here, get up.
519
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,167
What did you do here?
520
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,648
- [Ricky] Chicken.
521
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,911
- You fucking blew the
door right off her.
522
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:09,740
- I put the chicken
in with beer.
523
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,136
- You put a bucket of chicken
and beer in the microwave.
524
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,964
Blew the fucking door off.
525
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,879
You know how pissed off
the fella's gonna be?
526
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,404
He told you specifically
don't use the microwave
527
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,102
and you blew the
fucking thing up.
528
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:27,106
[whispers] Who are they?
529
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,065
- I don't know, man.
530
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,414
They wanted me to do things.
531
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,417
I didn't do anything I
don't think, but they were
532
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,245
doing lots of stuff to
themselves, man.
533
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,333
Holy fuck.
534
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:42,556
- [whispers] Jesus Murphy.
535
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:46,081
They obviously were doing
things when they passed out.
536
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:46,951
Clearly.
537
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,129
Ricky, Ricky, get it together.
538
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,609
We gotta go back to the park.
539
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,090
Look at this.
540
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,745
Ricky, you were only
here a few hours.
541
00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:00,139
How did you do this?
542
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:02,880
- [Ricky] Got her going, Bubs.
543
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:03,968
Got her going, buddy.
544
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,539
- Here, I'll double you back.
545
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:10,584
I got my cart here.
546
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:13,195
- What are we gonna do?
547
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,720
- We gotta go back to
the trailer park.
548
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,897
Do I just close?
549
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:20,768
Holy fuck.
550
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:23,510
I can't get over that.
551
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:30,734
- Huh?
552
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:34,912
- [Bubbles] Sorry, I'm just
here with the TV people.
553
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,740
You guys just go back to...
554
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:37,785
- Is this a sex tape?
555
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:40,222
- Ow!
556
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:43,312
- Go back to sleep.
557
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:53,322
- [whispers] This is how
the SwearNet fellas...
558
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:54,758
This is how they live.
559
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,199
Here, let's go.
560
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,030
You just getting on her
there are you, Ricky?
561
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,293
- Holy fuck, Bubs.
562
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:09,860
- Just wait, fuck.
563
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,950
Here, hold the brake
down would you?
564
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,566
Don't hold the fucking
gas down or you're gonna
565
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:21,132
shoot right across the street.
566
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,789
[cart revs]
567
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,752
I'll just take her slow, Ricky.
568
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,842
Fucking hang on though.
569
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,356
- Boys, I hope we got
some more beer.
570
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:12,314
- Can you put the gun down?
571
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:13,794
- Ricky, can you put that
fucking thing somewhere?
572
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:15,578
- The safety's fucking on, look.
573
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:16,666
- [Julian] It's not on.
574
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,928
- [Bubbles] Look, just here.
575
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:19,669
- [Julian] And it's
cocked for fuck's sake.
576
00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:20,540
- [Bubbles] Give it.
577
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:21,671
- [Ricky] It's not fucking...
578
00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:22,759
Now it's not cocked.
579
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:23,717
- [Julian] Yes it is cocked.
580
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,327
- Oh yeah, it is sort of cocked.
581
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:26,546
- [Julian] Dumbass.
582
00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:27,416
- We'll just point it
over to the corner.
583
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:28,765
There's no one over there.
584
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,117
- Do you ever hear of ricochets?
585
00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,467
Listen to this one, Ricky.
586
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:35,685
They're called Hatebeak.
587
00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:37,513
See this?
588
00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:38,340
- Hatebeak?
589
00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:38,949
- Hatebeak?
590
00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:40,037
- Hatebeak.
591
00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:42,083
The lead singer is a
fucking parrot.
592
00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:43,563
- Fuck off.
593
00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:45,739
- [Bubbles] He's the lead
singer, they're a metal band.
594
00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:46,783
- [Julian] Hatebeak.
595
00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:49,090
- 21 year old African
gray parrot.
596
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,092
He's the lead singer.
597
00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:54,225
- You're fucking
joking right now.
598
00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:55,488
- No, I'm serious.
599
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:56,315
They're a real band.
600
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:57,185
Pull them up.
601
00:21:57,228 --> 00:21:58,491
- All right man, just a sec.
602
00:21:58,534 --> 00:21:59,448
- Hatebeak.
603
00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:00,362
- Are you talking about a guy
604
00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:01,276
dressed up as a fucking parrot?
605
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,146
- [Bubbles] No.
606
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:03,496
- They're a real fucking parrot?
607
00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:04,758
- [Bubbles] I'm talking a real-
608
00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:06,281
- [Julian] The parrot's
actually singing?
609
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,151
- [Bubbles] He's the singer.
610
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:08,457
- How does he learn the words?
611
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,372
- I don't know that he
sings words, Ricky.
612
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:11,939
I don't know.
613
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,114
- I gotta go figure out
why this thing keeps
614
00:22:13,157 --> 00:22:15,159
fucking going off when it
hits the floor.
615
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:18,032
- 'Cause it's a fucking gun,
Ricky.
616
00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:21,296
- I know, but safety
is usually on.
617
00:22:23,254 --> 00:22:24,430
Doesn't make sense, boys.
618
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:30,653
- Since you're being an
arsehole,
next one is all you, bud.
619
00:22:30,697 --> 00:22:32,568
You fucking come up with
the fun facts.
620
00:22:32,612 --> 00:22:34,309
- All right, I'll come up
with some facts.
621
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,399
- Maybe I won't even
fucking be here, who knows.
622
00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:39,836
Maybe you can just do
it by yourself.
623
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,185
- Bubs don't fuck with
me like that.
624
00:22:41,229 --> 00:22:42,491
None of us really wanna
do this anyway.
625
00:22:42,535 --> 00:22:43,623
It was your idea to
start this shit.
626
00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:44,798
- This was fucked.
627
00:22:44,841 --> 00:22:45,973
- Well I'm just saying,
I thought you'd
628
00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:47,583
have fun doing it and now
you're fucking-
629
00:22:47,627 --> 00:22:48,236
- No, man.
630
00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:49,890
- Coming aboard me.
631
00:22:49,933 --> 00:22:51,239
- Still don't have our
microphones
back either by the way.
632
00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:51,979
- Maybe that's it.
633
00:22:52,022 --> 00:22:52,893
Maybe, I don't know Bubs-
634
00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:54,460
- It doesn't feel fucking real.
635
00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:57,027
Just feels like we're sitting
around a table being dicks.
636
00:22:57,811 --> 00:22:58,855
- [Julian] Exactly.
637
00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:00,030
- We look professional
with our fucking
638
00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:00,944
microphones and stuff.
639
00:23:00,988 --> 00:23:01,989
This looks stupid.
640
00:23:02,032 --> 00:23:03,730
- Big chunk of donair meat.
641
00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:05,993
Like what pretzel, who
eats pretzels, Rick?
642
00:23:06,036 --> 00:23:06,907
Why do you have pretzels out?
643
00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:08,082
- Fucking Mickey Mouse.
644
00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:10,867
- You know what?
645
00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:14,131
Maybe you guys just fucking
do it without me then.
646
00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:15,916
Maybe that's happening.
647
00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:17,831
- [Julian] Whatever.
648
00:23:17,874 --> 00:23:18,658
- And I'm taking this.
649
00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:19,920
- No you're not.
650
00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:21,400
- You guys can...
651
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:22,401
- Give me it.
652
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:23,227
- Let it go!
653
00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:24,533
- You let it go.
654
00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:26,666
[Ricky laughs]
655
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:28,450
- I can't believe you
tried to lick me.
656
00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:29,973
- I'll fucking lick.
657
00:23:30,017 --> 00:23:33,107
- Holy fuck Bubs, don't
ever do that to me again.
658
00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:34,325
- Well I'm just saying.
659
00:23:34,369 --> 00:23:35,762
- Jesus.
660
00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:37,807
- And don't touch my
pretzels either.
661
00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:39,200
[Bubbles spits]
662
00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:40,244
- I don't want pretzels.
663
00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:41,245
- I can't believe you
just fucking
664
00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:42,159
spit all over the
fucking pretzels.
665
00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:43,334
- Well they're my pretzels now.
666
00:23:43,378 --> 00:23:45,641
- Yeah, well these are
mine aren't they?
667
00:23:45,685 --> 00:23:47,338
[Ricky spits]
668
00:23:47,382 --> 00:23:50,037
- Boys, you guys are
fucking gross.
669
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,647
Like why would you...
670
00:23:51,691 --> 00:23:53,170
What grade are you guys
in right now?
671
00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:54,302
- Better fucking
claim something.
672
00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:57,523
'Cause I'm gonna spit on
the rest of it.
673
00:23:57,566 --> 00:23:58,785
- I don't give a fuck.
674
00:23:58,828 --> 00:23:59,699
- Go ahead, I got my
pretzels and my liquor.
675
00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:00,961
- All right.
676
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:01,788
- That's all I need.
677
00:24:01,831 --> 00:24:02,658
- I'm the fuck out of here.
678
00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:03,790
Gonna shoot some shit.
679
00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:07,010
You guys wanna go shooting?
680
00:24:07,054 --> 00:24:12,015
[serene piano music]
[birds cawing]
681
00:24:21,982 --> 00:24:25,464
[fish shouting expletives]
682
00:24:29,772 --> 00:24:32,471
[power surging]
683
00:24:34,821 --> 00:24:37,040
- [Mystery Voice] Fuck off.
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