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- [Ricky] Warning.
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The following program contains
really coarse language,
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weed, alcohol consumption,
smoking, and sexual inferences.
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This content may not be
suitable for viewers under 18.
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To activate parental controls,
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please press the Go [beep]
Yourself button
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on your remote control.
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[cheerful, mellow music]
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- You've been on like Jimmy
Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon
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and those shows.
- Yeah.
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- Is this like a similar type?
- For your bank commercials?
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That's pretty incredible.
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- Um, no.
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- No, Ricky's he's
been in fuckin-
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- It wasn't 'cause of the
bank commercials
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when I was on Fallon and Kimmel.
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It was for some other, for some,
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probably some movies and...
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- He's been in great big
fuckin movies, Ricky!
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- Really?
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- Yeah.
- Huge ones!
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- What are you doing
hanging at the food court?
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- I'm hungry.
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That was a terrible fuckin
decision on my part.
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- Right on.
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- Well I mean...
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- Well that's-
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I don't want him to be...
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- What?
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- Well, he obviously feels
like he's been kidnapped.
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- He's not kidnapped.
- For fuck's sakes.
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- I thought it would make
today that much more special.
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- Yeah, what's more special,
what...
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- I hope you guys are joking,
right?
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- What are you talking about,
Ricky?
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What are you...
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You're poking around
at something,
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fishing for something.
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- Well, neither one of you
brought anything, I see.
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- What's happening today, Ricky?
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I have no idea.
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- You guys have nothing
you wanna say to me?
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- No.
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- What day is it?
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- Happy March 20th.
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- That's a good start.
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- T.G.I.F
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- Not bad.
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- [Bubbles] Ricky, just tell us!
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- It's my fuckin' birthday,
boys.
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You forgot my birthday!
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- It's not your fuckin'
birthday today, Ricky.
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- What do you mean, it's not?
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- That's fucked up.
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You forgot his birthday?
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- No, your birthday's
not even in March, Ricky.
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- Somebody's birthday's today.
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- It's not yours.
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Jesus.
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- March 20th, you kidding me?
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- Do you think I'd forget
your birthday?
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I never forget your birthday.
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- I thought you guys
did forget it,
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but now that I think it
is my birthday,
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can it just be my birthday?
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- We can, yes, I mean we can
pretend it's your birthday.
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- No reason not to.
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- We do have chips.
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- So you, you thought
they forgot your birthday,
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but you forgot your birthday.
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When is your birthday?
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- Good question.
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- Holy fuck.
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- Ricky.
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- Maybe it's 4/20,
that'd be cool.
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- It's not 4/20.
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- Well, If you can make
today your birthday,
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you can make any day
your birthday.
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- Let's do it.
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Let's have a birthday week.
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- Okay, let's have
Ricky's birthday week.
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- You should time it out
with Chili Fest at Harvey's.
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- When is Chili Fest?
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- I think it's in August.
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- Chili Fest.
[Julian laughs]
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- It's fuckin the best.
- Chili Fest!
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They just basically
just throw chili
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on everything they have.
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- [Ricky] It's the best.
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- And it's called
the Chili Fest?
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- It's called Chili Fest.
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Even when you get a napkin
there's chili all over it.
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- What, do other people
in the province
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do a Chili Fest, or is that...
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- No, it's Harvey's.
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- Oh.
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- Yeah, it's not a
government holiday.
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- Harvey's hamburgers.
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♪ Harvey's makes your
hamburger a beautiful thing ♪
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- Oh, beautiful.
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- Were you at Harvey's at
the food court,
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or what were you-
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- Oh yeah, sadly that dovetails.
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- What were you getting,
Harvey's?
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- I was getting Harvey's.
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- Now when you go
into a Harvey's,
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I heard you're a big
fast food fella.
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- I am.
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I wish I wasn't, but
it's my cross to bear.
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- You eat.
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- I eat.
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- Now, you, maybe you just
tell me if this is true.
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What I've heard is you
will not eat anything
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that's not fast food,
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and you eat it six times a day.
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- Well it's, I mean that's
slightly hyperbolic,
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but I eat a lot of fast food.
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- Yeah?
- And but typically three
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times a day like most people.
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- Decent.
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- Yeah.
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- You imagine?
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- Yeah, I eat like a child.
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You ever see "Home Alone"?
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That's how I eat, like
Kevin McAllister.
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- Yeah, me too.
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- Yeah, I'm a picky eater, man.
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I know what you feel.
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- So if you were let
loose in a grocery store
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with a credit card,
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you would go right to
the candy aisle?
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- Probably.
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Number one, yeah,
candy and then,
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then I probably grab some
Hungry Man, and then...
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- Oh, Hungry Mans are fuckin',
those are-
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- I know.
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- Who invented the Hungry Mans?
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- Probably a hungry man.
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- Matt Lofquist.
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Did Trina every get
on the liquor
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like the rest of the Laheys?
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No.
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Trina, my God, Trina.
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I wish...
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Some things you can't take back,
right?
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Yeah.
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I feel sorry about Trina,
but guess what?
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She might be coming home.
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She might be coming
home for a little visit.
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She doesn't take my phone
calls, but one of these days,
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I think I'm gonna get
through to her,
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'cause I'm gonna give
up the liquor for good.
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And she'll know it in
her heart of her hearts,
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and she'll come home.
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Christian Todd.
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When the liquor talks to you,
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what does its voice sound like?
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Well, you know, that is an
extremely existential question,
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because the voices that
we have in our heads,
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a lot of people like
psychologists
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and psychiatrists
and everything,
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they'll talk about
psychopaths and sociopaths,
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and dual personality...
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Oh, fuck.
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I forgot.
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I can hear, I can hear
the voices right now.
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There's many different
voices in there.
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It sounds like, really
it sounds like
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a choir of angels, really,
when you think about it.
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When I was in school, we
had Gregorian chants like
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♪ Agnus Dei
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Those were some of my
favorite ones.
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[sings in Latin]
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I really like that.
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And I think that is what
it sounds like
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when the liquor's,
when you're just,
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when you're just smoothly
flowing with the liquor.
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But sometimes the
liquor gets angry.
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I mean really angry.
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And it sounds like somebody,
like,
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it sounds like the four
winds of the apocalypse.
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- What the fuck's goin on?
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Welcome back.
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[cart crashing]
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Fuckin juicy whore!
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Fuck!
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Holy fuck! [laughs]
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Fuckin' booby traps went off.
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This is gonna be fuckin awesome.
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I gotta see that fuckin
security cam footage.
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Find out who the fuck
came in here,
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fucked with my shit,
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took my Beavers fuckin bow tie.
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Oh, I hope it got
them fuckin good!
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Who's in charge of the fuckin
security cam footage here?
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Get to the bottom of
this right fuckin now.
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[plodding, mischievous music]
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♪ Schools, they can fuck off
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♪ And teachers can
suck my cock ♪
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♪ I'm drunk and I'm high
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♪ And this is Gettin'
Learnt With Ricky ♪
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How was that, Bubbles?
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It fuckin sucked, didn't it?
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I told you, I can't fuckin sing.
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[plodding, mischievous music]
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[gunshot firing]
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[car engine starting]
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- Come on, boys!
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You're fuckin dead!
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- What kind of trouble
can I get in for driving
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you guys with all this
dope and these guns
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and all the crazy bullshit?
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- It's not a big deal, Bubbles.
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Don't worry about it.
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Got in a little bit
of a gunfight,
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got shot a little bit.
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It's no big deal.
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Bit of dope to get rid of,
I'm fine.
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- I don't know, Ricky.
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I heard this, you know, you
can get in a lot of trouble
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for having that much
dope and guns.
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- Bubbles, you'll just get
a slap on the wrist, man.
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Everything will be cool.
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You might get a fine
or something.
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I'll take care of it, I promise.
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- Well, you guys will get
in big trouble.
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- Oh, it's no big deal.
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We've been in a lot worse
shit than this, Bubbles.
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This was nothing.
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What the fuck!
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Great, a heli-fuckin-copter!
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- Oh my God.
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- [Police Radio]
Bravo Tango One,
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we have the suspects
heading north on highway 103
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in a Bronco towing an
Airstream trailer.
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[police sirens wailing]
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Suspect is leaning
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outta the vehicle.
- Get the fuck outta here!
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There's nothing to see here.
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Leave us the fuck alone!
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We're just on vacation.
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I'm calling the cops.
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You're flying way too
fuckin low, you assholes!
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Fuck, this sucks right now.
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- This is gonna be cool, boys.
- Fucking sirens.
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- We're gonna get
away with this.
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Don't worry about it.
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- There's a
helicopter behind us!
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- No shit, just keep driving.
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We'll lose him in the
trees up here or something.
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- Is that a kitty on the road?
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There's a kitty in the road!
- No, don't do it!
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[car and trailer crashing]
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[cow moos]
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- Boys, come on,
she's gonna blow!
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- Son of a bitch!
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- Come on, Ricky!
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- Fuck!
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[helicopter blades whirring]
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00:09:35,747 --> 00:09:36,610
- [Pilot] Vehicle has crashed.
261
00:09:36,645 --> 00:09:37,611
Repeat, the vehicle has crashed.
262
00:09:37,646 --> 00:09:39,026
Suspects are on foot.
263
00:09:40,096 --> 00:09:41,857
- I'm never getting in a
vehicle with you again!
264
00:09:41,891 --> 00:09:45,170
- I'm not gonna run over a
kitty to save your dope, Ricky!
265
00:09:46,655 --> 00:09:48,760
- Hold on, boys, let me think!
266
00:09:48,795 --> 00:09:49,658
- We gotta hide!
267
00:09:49,692 --> 00:09:50,555
- Boys, the cops!
268
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,487
Ricky, give me your gun.
269
00:09:51,521 --> 00:09:53,420
- I'm getting outta here.
- The hash!
270
00:09:53,454 --> 00:09:54,732
The hash is still in
the trailer.
271
00:09:54,766 --> 00:09:56,009
We gotta get it!
272
00:09:56,043 --> 00:10:00,945
- Ricky, Ricky, there's
no hash in the trailer.
273
00:10:00,979 --> 00:10:02,740
- What, you smoked all the hash?
274
00:10:02,774 --> 00:10:04,327
- I sold it this morning.
275
00:10:05,121 --> 00:10:05,950
Check it out.
276
00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:07,020
The evidence is on fire.
277
00:10:07,054 --> 00:10:08,538
They can't do shit to us.
278
00:10:08,573 --> 00:10:10,989
- Ricky, Julian!
279
00:10:11,024 --> 00:10:14,027
Help me, I'm all tangled
up in this fuckin wire!
280
00:10:14,061 --> 00:10:15,407
- Come on guys, we gotta
get outta here!
281
00:10:15,442 --> 00:10:18,583
- We're not leaving Bubbles.
- Ricky, Julian, help me!
282
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,103
I'm all tangled up in
this fuckin wire!
283
00:10:21,137 --> 00:10:23,933
- Come on, Bubbles, we
need to get outta here!
284
00:10:23,968 --> 00:10:25,072
- [Bubbles] Help me, help me!
285
00:10:25,107 --> 00:10:28,766
[police sirens wailing]
286
00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,837
- [Police] Freeze, nobody move!
287
00:10:30,871 --> 00:10:32,148
- All right, everybody
calm down here.
288
00:10:32,183 --> 00:10:35,669
Just get the chopper outta
here, and just calm down.
289
00:10:35,704 --> 00:10:36,912
This guy's totally innocent.
290
00:10:36,946 --> 00:10:38,534
He's a farmer, came out to
help us outta the wreck.
291
00:10:38,568 --> 00:10:39,777
He saved our lives,
292
00:10:39,811 --> 00:10:41,123
and you guys are gonna be
sued if you arrest him,
293
00:10:41,157 --> 00:10:42,089
'cause he's innocent!
294
00:10:42,124 --> 00:10:43,159
That's right.
- That's right.
295
00:10:43,194 --> 00:10:45,092
That's right, I can't
see that well
296
00:10:45,127 --> 00:10:47,025
and I tripped into that wire.
297
00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:48,509
I don't even know what's
fuckin going on here.
298
00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:52,134
That helicopter over
there, my cows are scared.
299
00:10:52,168 --> 00:10:54,032
Everybody can get the
fuck off my property!
300
00:10:54,067 --> 00:10:55,447
- [Pilot] Two
suspects in custody.
301
00:10:55,482 --> 00:10:58,174
Headquarters has identified
another vehicle approaching.
302
00:10:58,209 --> 00:10:59,935
Jim Lahey, trailer
park supervisor
303
00:10:59,969 --> 00:11:01,868
from the Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
304
00:11:01,902 --> 00:11:04,871
The other man with no
shirt is Randy.
305
00:11:04,905 --> 00:11:05,768
- Hey boys.
306
00:11:05,803 --> 00:11:08,529
Good luck back in con college!
307
00:11:08,564 --> 00:11:09,427
- Fuck you, Lahey!
308
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,153
Get this fuckin
helicopter outta here!
309
00:11:11,187 --> 00:11:12,499
Come on guys, you don't
need that right now.
310
00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:16,710
- You'll owe me $500
damage to the Airstream.
311
00:11:16,745 --> 00:11:17,884
- Not a problem, Lahey.
312
00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:19,506
I'll give it to you as
soon as I'm released,
313
00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:20,680
which will be in a
little bit 'cause
314
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:21,508
we didn't do anything wrong.
315
00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:22,026
There's no evidence.
316
00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:23,027
Nothing happened.
317
00:11:23,061 --> 00:11:23,924
We're on a little vacation here,
guys,
318
00:11:23,959 --> 00:11:25,823
and had a bit of an accident.
319
00:11:25,857 --> 00:11:26,755
Calm down.
320
00:11:26,789 --> 00:11:27,721
You guys don't got shit!
321
00:11:27,756 --> 00:11:28,895
You don't have jack shit.
322
00:11:28,929 --> 00:11:30,482
There's no fuckin evidence,
nothing.
323
00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:32,105
I want your badge numbers,
'cause I'm suing you.
324
00:11:32,139 --> 00:11:33,244
- Everything's cool, Ricky.
325
00:11:33,278 --> 00:11:34,763
- Well if they think
we're going to jail,
326
00:11:34,797 --> 00:11:36,316
they're fuckin dreaming.
327
00:11:36,350 --> 00:11:37,455
I'm suing your families
and your grandparents,
328
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,353
and your fuckin pets.
- Yeah, yeah.
329
00:11:39,388 --> 00:11:42,115
- I need a cigarette here,
fuck's sakes.
330
00:11:44,634 --> 00:11:48,017
- There's the food that you
like, your favorite type.
331
00:11:52,021 --> 00:11:53,816
There you go.
[cows mooing]
332
00:11:53,851 --> 00:11:56,508
Pretend like you know me.
333
00:11:56,543 --> 00:11:59,373
[Bubbles humming]
334
00:12:00,581 --> 00:12:01,721
Hey.
335
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:02,722
Hey, what's going on?
336
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,724
Fist pump!
337
00:12:07,036 --> 00:12:08,520
Hey, what's going on?
338
00:12:09,176 --> 00:12:10,764
You guys are here already.
339
00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:14,941
We're here today at the
Bide Awhile Shelter,
340
00:12:14,975 --> 00:12:16,528
Dartmouth, Nova Scotia.
341
00:12:17,219 --> 00:12:18,807
Nice, awesome shelter.
342
00:12:18,841 --> 00:12:21,844
They take care of a lot
of kitties here.
343
00:12:21,879 --> 00:12:23,121
Whenever I come to
shelters like this,
344
00:12:23,156 --> 00:12:26,780
I like to bring my custom
kitty kit that I build.
345
00:12:28,057 --> 00:12:29,887
Wanna show you guys
what's involved
346
00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:32,234
with dealing with
kitties like this.
347
00:12:32,268 --> 00:12:35,099
Whenever you're dealing with
a lot of kitties in one room
348
00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:38,550
like this, it's a good, good
thing to bring a, you know,
349
00:12:38,585 --> 00:12:39,655
professional kitty kit.
350
00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:42,313
I built this one myself.
351
00:12:42,347 --> 00:12:45,661
So I got all my, you know,
these are all my toys, you know,
352
00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:49,665
shakers and feather kind
of toys in this region.
353
00:12:49,699 --> 00:12:53,703
I got all kinds of, you
know, scratchers and pads
354
00:12:53,738 --> 00:12:54,877
and different treats.
355
00:12:54,912 --> 00:12:58,398
And I got, like,
feather things here,
356
00:12:58,432 --> 00:13:00,676
you know, these type of things,
357
00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:02,505
which kitties, they love them.
358
00:13:04,197 --> 00:13:05,957
So you gotta have things
like that, you know.
359
00:13:05,992 --> 00:13:07,925
I've got dangler gloves,
360
00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:11,204
and under here's where I keep,
361
00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:15,001
this is where I keep all
the, you know, various nips.
362
00:13:15,035 --> 00:13:17,520
You know, I like to use
different types of nips,
363
00:13:17,555 --> 00:13:20,420
homemade nips, and
different nips.
364
00:13:20,454 --> 00:13:23,733
There's a scratcher and
a expander tube in there.
365
00:13:23,768 --> 00:13:26,875
It's always good to have a
tube and a blanket, you know,
366
00:13:26,909 --> 00:13:28,083
for your kitties.
367
00:13:28,117 --> 00:13:32,708
But that's what I like
to bring right there.
368
00:13:33,502 --> 00:13:36,436
Bring the heat. [laughs]
369
00:13:36,470 --> 00:13:38,024
[cats meowing]
370
00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:39,853
[cat purring]
371
00:13:39,888 --> 00:13:41,613
This week's featured
Kitty of the Week
372
00:13:41,648 --> 00:13:44,616
is this gorgeous gal right here.
373
00:13:44,651 --> 00:13:45,825
This is June.
374
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,343
Hi, June.
375
00:13:47,378 --> 00:13:52,210
June's a two year old, black
and white domestic shorthair,
376
00:13:52,762 --> 00:13:54,523
maybe medium hair.
377
00:13:54,557 --> 00:13:56,007
Gorgeous kitty.
378
00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:57,250
Hey, June.
379
00:13:57,284 --> 00:14:02,013
Look, I think June might
like maybe a yarn ball.
380
00:14:03,118 --> 00:14:06,604
She looks like a bit of a
yarn ball kind of kitty.
381
00:14:08,157 --> 00:14:10,608
Oh yeah, you're gonna like that.
382
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,575
You like that yarn ball?
383
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,614
Yeah, you like that, huh?
384
00:14:17,753 --> 00:14:20,411
I thought you might like
that yarn ball.
385
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:25,726
June's been here for
quite some time now.
386
00:14:25,761 --> 00:14:28,108
She come in with some kittens
and they've all since been
387
00:14:28,143 --> 00:14:29,627
adopted to good homes.
388
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,663
But June needs a home, too.
389
00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:32,733
Don't you, June?
390
00:14:32,768 --> 00:14:34,114
Let's see what else
you might like.
391
00:14:34,149 --> 00:14:36,082
You might like this.
392
00:14:36,116 --> 00:14:37,738
This is, I like this.
393
00:14:38,636 --> 00:14:39,637
Kitties enjoy this.
394
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,881
This is a squeezer,
squeezer tube.
395
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,744
Here, June, look at this.
396
00:14:43,779 --> 00:14:44,745
Look at this.
397
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,920
What else could I
bring out for you?
398
00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:48,611
Oh, how about an old fish bone?
399
00:14:48,646 --> 00:14:49,923
This guy.
400
00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:51,166
This guy's...
401
00:14:53,962 --> 00:14:54,790
Look at this.
402
00:14:54,824 --> 00:14:57,724
This is a pretend fish bone.
403
00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:59,864
You would never give real
fish bones to kitties.
404
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,417
That would be stupid.
405
00:15:01,452 --> 00:15:05,180
But these, these ones are fine,
look.
406
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,804
Yeah, there you go, June.
407
00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:11,772
You like that?
408
00:15:15,569 --> 00:15:18,952
Yeah, that is, that's
June right there.
409
00:15:18,987 --> 00:15:22,369
Black and white,
excellent kitty.
410
00:15:22,404 --> 00:15:24,199
She likes neck rubs, too, look.
411
00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:26,442
Get in for some dogs.
412
00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:28,375
Ah.
413
00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:31,723
She's playful,
Bubbles Certified.
414
00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:34,002
[camera snapping]
415
00:15:34,036 --> 00:15:36,383
[cat meowing]
416
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:38,351
- [Bubbles] Are you
being serious right now?
417
00:15:38,385 --> 00:15:39,041
- Yeah, man.
418
00:15:39,076 --> 00:15:40,318
Please just do this for me.
419
00:15:40,353 --> 00:15:41,802
You're a fuckin life savior.
420
00:15:41,837 --> 00:15:42,458
- Ricky, I'll try.
- Get down here as
421
00:15:42,493 --> 00:15:43,701
quick as you can.
422
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:44,357
- [Bubbles] But I'm not
promising' you anything.
423
00:15:44,391 --> 00:15:45,392
And do you know that this-
424
00:15:45,427 --> 00:15:46,083
- Thanks, buddy.
425
00:15:46,117 --> 00:15:47,601
No, no, no, I know, I know.
426
00:15:47,636 --> 00:15:49,879
It sounds fucked, but I
need this done.
427
00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:51,985
Thanks buddy, love you.
[Bubbles growls]
428
00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,642
Oh, thank fuck!
429
00:16:01,408 --> 00:16:02,340
Buddy, yes!
430
00:16:05,688 --> 00:16:06,827
How's it goin, man?
431
00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:09,140
- I brought you fucking Jallu,
Ricky, yes.
432
00:16:09,175 --> 00:16:10,245
- Oh, thank fuck.
433
00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:12,972
The fuckin guards took
everything on us!
434
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,870
- Oh, I don't know
how I'm supposed
435
00:16:14,904 --> 00:16:15,975
to get it into you.
436
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:19,012
I can't stick it through
the fuckin glass.
437
00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:19,633
- I'm fuckin dying in here, man.
438
00:16:19,668 --> 00:16:20,669
I'm dying.
439
00:16:20,703 --> 00:16:21,877
Do you know how hard
it is just to
440
00:16:21,911 --> 00:16:23,258
come up with stuff in
your head every time?
441
00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:25,329
Like, you need visuals.
442
00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:26,640
- I don't know what to tell you,
Ricky.
443
00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:28,780
They wouldn't let me in
the fuckin other room.
444
00:16:28,815 --> 00:16:31,576
So I mean, I'll try
to talk to them
445
00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:33,785
on the way out and see if I
can leave it for you or...
446
00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:35,891
- No, no, we can't wait for that
447
00:16:35,925 --> 00:16:37,272
in case it doesn't happen.
448
00:16:38,342 --> 00:16:40,240
You're a good friend, buddy.
449
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:42,656
I'm gonna need you to do
something here for me.
450
00:16:42,691 --> 00:16:43,381
- What, Ricky?
451
00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:45,970
- Just open it up to page 18.
452
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:46,522
- Ricky.
453
00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:48,007
- That's a good one.
454
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,284
- What do you mean open up?
- Been a long time since
455
00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:53,150
I've been with someone
with a hairy bush. [laughs]
456
00:16:53,184 --> 00:16:54,220
Just turn to page 18.
457
00:16:54,254 --> 00:16:55,842
Just let me have a look there,
okay?
458
00:16:55,876 --> 00:16:57,430
- 18, just...
459
00:16:58,258 --> 00:16:59,673
- Oh yeah, there she is.
460
00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:03,746
- That?
- Yeah, okay.
461
00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:06,059
If you could just, I know
this is gonna sound weird,
462
00:17:06,094 --> 00:17:07,198
but we're good friends, right?
463
00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:08,544
If you could just hold
that up to the glass
464
00:17:08,579 --> 00:17:10,995
and just kind of look the
other way there or whatever.
465
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,962
- What are you talking about,
Ricky?
466
00:17:12,997 --> 00:17:15,275
- Just nothing, nothing.
467
00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:16,414
- Ricky?
468
00:17:16,449 --> 00:17:17,415
Ricky!
469
00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:18,002
- What?
470
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,314
- You're-
471
00:17:19,348 --> 00:17:20,901
- Nothing, I'm just adjusting
some things down here.
472
00:17:20,936 --> 00:17:22,110
- Ricky.
473
00:17:22,144 --> 00:17:26,493
Oh, Jesus Murphy.
- Oh yeah, that's workin good.
474
00:17:26,528 --> 00:17:27,598
- Ricky!
- Oh.
475
00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:30,670
Oh yeah.
476
00:17:30,704 --> 00:17:31,498
- Oh my...
477
00:17:31,533 --> 00:17:32,430
- So how you been, buddy?
478
00:17:32,465 --> 00:17:33,397
You been good?
479
00:17:33,431 --> 00:17:35,847
- I've been, yes, I've
been great, Ricky.
480
00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:38,333
I've been working a lot and...
481
00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:39,334
- Still doing that herd thing,
482
00:17:39,368 --> 00:17:41,232
or what are you up
to these days?
483
00:17:42,164 --> 00:17:43,372
- Maybe we shouldn't talk.
484
00:17:43,407 --> 00:17:46,099
Maybe just, you know,
let's just...
485
00:17:46,134 --> 00:17:47,307
- How's my family doing?
486
00:17:47,342 --> 00:17:49,896
- They're-
- You see them much?
487
00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:51,104
Fuck!
488
00:17:51,139 --> 00:17:53,486
- Yes, they're fine.
- Turn to page 42.
489
00:17:55,522 --> 00:17:56,972
- Ricky, Jesus Murphy.
490
00:17:57,006 --> 00:17:58,318
I didn't agree to come down here
491
00:17:58,353 --> 00:18:01,804
and be your fuckin
jack assistant.
492
00:18:01,839 --> 00:18:04,290
This is fuckin bullshit.
493
00:18:04,324 --> 00:18:04,945
42?
494
00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:06,050
- 42, yeah.
495
00:18:06,947 --> 00:18:08,087
- There, 42.
496
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,778
- Oh yeah, that's good.
497
00:18:09,812 --> 00:18:11,780
- Is that it, 42?
498
00:18:11,814 --> 00:18:12,643
There.
499
00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:13,540
Hurry up.
500
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,406
- So nothing else is
new in the park?
501
00:18:17,441 --> 00:18:19,477
- Ricky, just don't talk to me.
502
00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:22,135
Stop breathing in my fuckin ear.
503
00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:24,413
It sounds like you're
breathing right in it.
504
00:18:25,207 --> 00:18:27,416
- Okay, to 56, 56!
- Hey boss?
505
00:18:27,451 --> 00:18:29,004
- Just a second, just a second,
Julian.
506
00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:30,833
56, 56, quickly.
507
00:18:30,868 --> 00:18:31,765
I'm almost done.
508
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:35,804
- Here's your 56.
509
00:18:35,838 --> 00:18:37,806
- Yeah, this is gonna be
it right here.
510
00:18:38,841 --> 00:18:40,049
- Bubs, Bubs.
511
00:18:40,084 --> 00:18:41,637
- Yeah, just hold it up
like the way, oh yeah.
512
00:18:41,672 --> 00:18:42,707
There you go.
513
00:18:43,812 --> 00:18:45,434
- There, Ricky, it's
the centerfold.
514
00:18:45,469 --> 00:18:46,401
- Bubs.
515
00:18:46,435 --> 00:18:47,056
- What, Julian?
516
00:18:47,091 --> 00:18:48,610
- The fuck are you doing?
517
00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:49,266
- What?
518
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,301
- Why are you doing this?
519
00:18:50,336 --> 00:18:52,476
- Can everyone shut up
for a second?
520
00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:53,891
- Are you kidding me?
521
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:54,961
- What, are you doing as well?
522
00:18:54,995 --> 00:18:56,204
No, you've got your
hands up there.
523
00:18:56,238 --> 00:18:57,688
- I'm, no, I'm holding
the fuckin...
524
00:18:57,722 --> 00:18:58,999
- Sure, man.
525
00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:00,104
Ricky.
526
00:19:02,002 --> 00:19:02,900
Did...
527
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:03,901
- Ricky.
528
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,041
- Fuckin Jesus, Ricky.
529
00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:09,527
- Oh, I fuckin needed that.
530
00:19:09,562 --> 00:19:10,494
- Unbelievable.
531
00:19:11,253 --> 00:19:12,841
Un-fuckin-believable, Ricky.
532
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,601
Are we done here?
533
00:19:14,636 --> 00:19:16,189
Thanks for the visit!
534
00:19:16,224 --> 00:19:18,433
- Bubs, you are a fuckin
good friend, buddy.
535
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:19,227
Thank you.
536
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,850
- I shoulda had fuckin
rubber gloves on
537
00:19:21,884 --> 00:19:22,920
even carrying this thing,
538
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,784
now that I see what
you do with it.
539
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,718
- Okay, I'm good now.
540
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,962
- All right, I'm getting
the fuck out of here.
541
00:19:30,997 --> 00:19:32,447
I've got PTSD probably.
542
00:19:32,481 --> 00:19:34,552
- Nothing else you wanna
talk about or anything else?
543
00:19:34,587 --> 00:19:35,795
- No, I'm good, I'm good.
544
00:19:35,829 --> 00:19:38,694
I'm just gonna go try to erase
that from my memory bank.
545
00:19:38,729 --> 00:19:40,489
- How's the weather been,
got a lot of rain last week.
546
00:19:40,524 --> 00:19:43,251
- I'll talk to you, just
call me later, Ricky.
547
00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:44,666
- Bubs!
548
00:19:46,081 --> 00:19:48,911
Can you bring the other one
down tomorrow, the red one?
549
00:19:48,946 --> 00:19:50,085
- What?
550
00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:51,742
- Can you bring the red
one down tomorrow?
551
00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:56,229
- No, this is look, this
was a one time fuckin event.
552
00:19:56,264 --> 00:19:58,300
I am not gonna regularly
come down here
553
00:19:58,335 --> 00:20:00,371
and hold up magazines
while you jack it.
554
00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:01,303
I'm sorry.
555
00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:02,339
- I know it seems weird to you,
556
00:20:02,373 --> 00:20:04,996
but you have no idea how
much this means to me.
557
00:20:05,031 --> 00:20:06,239
You're probably the
fanciest person
558
00:20:06,274 --> 00:20:07,792
that's ever been in
this trailer.
559
00:20:07,827 --> 00:20:09,829
- Oh, thank you.
560
00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:10,726
- That's awesome.
561
00:20:10,761 --> 00:20:11,969
- Yeah, I would say.
562
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,109
Can't think of any...
- And I believe that.
563
00:20:14,143 --> 00:20:17,077
- So how is, what's Clint
Eastwood like?
564
00:20:17,112 --> 00:20:18,803
- Oh, very nice.
565
00:20:18,838 --> 00:20:22,290
I was, yeah. I was
scared shitless.
566
00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:24,568
- Is he approachable though?
567
00:20:24,602 --> 00:20:25,258
Is he an approachable-
568
00:20:25,293 --> 00:20:26,777
- Very, very approachable.
569
00:20:26,811 --> 00:20:27,674
- Okay, all right.
570
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:29,814
- Yeah, and still the only guy
571
00:20:29,849 --> 00:20:30,988
I've ever worked for that,
you know,
572
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:33,473
would've impressed my granddad,
you know.
573
00:20:34,957 --> 00:20:36,580
- That's fuckin impressing me
right now, let me tell you.
574
00:20:36,614 --> 00:20:37,063
- Oh, cool.
575
00:20:37,097 --> 00:20:38,375
I'm very happy.
576
00:20:38,409 --> 00:20:41,309
- I would do anything, anything,
to meet that fuckin guy.
577
00:20:41,343 --> 00:20:42,241
Anything.
578
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:43,863
- Anything?
579
00:20:43,897 --> 00:20:44,967
- Calm down, I'm not saying-
580
00:20:45,002 --> 00:20:46,383
- No, I'm just saying.
581
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:47,591
- Okay.
582
00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:49,040
Like, anything.
583
00:20:49,075 --> 00:20:50,490
- Almost anything.
584
00:20:50,525 --> 00:20:53,562
- I don't think he can just
roll you down to Clint's house.
585
00:20:53,597 --> 00:20:56,738
"Hey, well here's my
buddy that kidnapped me
586
00:20:56,772 --> 00:20:58,187
from the food court, Clint!"
587
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,881
- Is it cool if we stop
making kidnapped jokes?
588
00:21:01,915 --> 00:21:03,227
Just like, 'cause...
589
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,953
- Oh yeah, you're not
gonna get hurt.
590
00:21:04,987 --> 00:21:06,023
Nobody's gonna kill you,
591
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,611
if that's what you're
worried about.
592
00:21:07,645 --> 00:21:08,784
- No, we're not killers.
593
00:21:09,889 --> 00:21:12,374
- What do you guys do
for a living?
594
00:21:13,341 --> 00:21:15,791
- I haul shopping carts
out of the ponds
595
00:21:15,826 --> 00:21:17,241
and I clean them up and fix them
596
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,587
and sell 'em back to the
grocery store.
597
00:21:18,622 --> 00:21:19,830
- Fair.
598
00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:24,662
- I'm a part-time farmer,
part-time distributor.
599
00:21:25,214 --> 00:21:25,732
- Oh cool.
600
00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:26,388
- I open businesses.
601
00:21:26,423 --> 00:21:27,665
I sell businesses.
602
00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:30,737
I open up more businesses
and keep going, you know?
603
00:21:30,772 --> 00:21:31,359
- Yeah.
604
00:21:31,393 --> 00:21:32,498
- Keep it going.
605
00:21:32,532 --> 00:21:35,363
- You should name a business
that you've ever sold.
606
00:21:36,502 --> 00:21:37,399
- What do you mean?
607
00:21:37,434 --> 00:21:38,158
- Well, you know.
608
00:21:38,193 --> 00:21:39,988
- Success Auto Body.
609
00:21:40,022 --> 00:21:40,920
- Oh cool.
610
00:21:40,954 --> 00:21:41,817
Man, what kind of farm do-
611
00:21:41,852 --> 00:21:43,060
- My dad had a bar, Julian's.
612
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:46,374
I had a bar in a gym
with the gym in a bar.
613
00:21:46,408 --> 00:21:48,583
- Well, you just made
it sort of sound like
614
00:21:48,617 --> 00:21:50,550
you're a big wheelin'
dealin' entrepreneur there
615
00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:51,827
when really-
616
00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:53,933
- How many businesses have
I had open in my life?
617
00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:55,486
- Oh, I didn't say you
didn't open lots.
618
00:21:55,521 --> 00:21:57,488
I'm saying how many of
them were successful
619
00:21:57,523 --> 00:21:58,903
and you sold them?
620
00:21:58,938 --> 00:21:59,939
One?
621
00:21:59,973 --> 00:22:01,354
And just so you're aware, like,
622
00:22:01,389 --> 00:22:03,839
you're not being
detained right now.
623
00:22:03,874 --> 00:22:05,565
You can go, like, don't
think you're-
624
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,635
- Oh really?
625
00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:08,257
- Yeah, don't think you're,
you know,
626
00:22:08,292 --> 00:22:10,950
being held captive or anything.
627
00:22:10,984 --> 00:22:12,745
- I appreciate you going
and saying that,
628
00:22:12,779 --> 00:22:15,472
but this camera's in front
of the only exit, so...
629
00:22:15,506 --> 00:22:17,405
- And the mood will
change a little bit
630
00:22:17,439 --> 00:22:19,959
if you try to leave without,
you know.
631
00:22:19,993 --> 00:22:20,822
- Oh.
632
00:22:20,856 --> 00:22:22,306
- Things being set up.
633
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,376
- Fair enough, fair enough.
634
00:22:23,411 --> 00:22:24,273
- I'm just saying.
- That's not true.
635
00:22:24,308 --> 00:22:25,723
- I read between the lines.
636
00:22:25,758 --> 00:22:26,862
- We're just gonna hang out,
637
00:22:26,897 --> 00:22:28,726
have a nice little
birthday celebration.
638
00:22:28,761 --> 00:22:30,279
Then you can probably leave.
639
00:22:30,314 --> 00:22:31,453
- Change numbers.
- All right, cool.
640
00:22:31,488 --> 00:22:33,697
- Did you offer him a
drink or anything?
641
00:22:33,731 --> 00:22:34,767
Did you get some chips?
642
00:22:34,801 --> 00:22:35,940
- Yeah, I got, I got chips.
643
00:22:35,975 --> 00:22:37,528
- Chips aren't the greatest.
644
00:22:37,563 --> 00:22:38,564
- No, they're not.
645
00:22:38,598 --> 00:22:40,497
- They're a nice Lays chip,
Ricky.
646
00:22:40,531 --> 00:22:41,187
- [Ricky] They're old.
647
00:22:41,221 --> 00:22:42,430
- Nice Lay's chip.
648
00:22:42,464 --> 00:22:43,120
- They're not, man.
649
00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,122
Those are fuckin disgusting.
650
00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:48,884
- Boys, I'd love to have some
fuckin Wendy's right now.
651
00:22:48,919 --> 00:22:50,472
- I'd fuckin kill for
Wendy's right now.
652
00:22:50,507 --> 00:22:51,887
- If you could have any
burger right now,
653
00:22:51,922 --> 00:22:52,957
what would it be?
654
00:22:52,992 --> 00:22:54,580
- Oh fuck.
655
00:22:54,614 --> 00:22:55,926
- It's hard, isn't it.
656
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,237
- Yeah, that is a hard one.
657
00:22:57,272 --> 00:22:59,032
I'd probably have to go,
658
00:22:59,895 --> 00:23:01,932
I have to go Double Teen burger.
659
00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:02,967
- Oh, fuck.
- Let's do it.
660
00:23:03,002 --> 00:23:04,141
Let's go to A&W.
661
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:05,453
Do you have a car?
662
00:23:05,487 --> 00:23:08,214
- No, but I...
663
00:23:08,248 --> 00:23:09,318
- Let's take him to A&W.
664
00:23:09,353 --> 00:23:10,596
- All right.
- Let's do it!
665
00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:12,183
- We will in a bit.
666
00:23:12,218 --> 00:23:14,116
- It's better to have him
in a public area anyway.
667
00:23:14,151 --> 00:23:15,359
He'll feel safe.
668
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,533
- I'd feel more comfortable,
yeah.
669
00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:18,983
- With other people around
where he can scream, help,
670
00:23:19,018 --> 00:23:20,191
if he thinks.
671
00:23:20,226 --> 00:23:22,435
- Well, we could just
get the drive through.
672
00:23:23,471 --> 00:23:25,265
- Get the drive through
and come back here.
673
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:26,370
- Yeah.
674
00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:29,373
- Let's do it!
675
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,029
- Can't wait.
676
00:23:30,063 --> 00:23:31,064
- All Right.
677
00:23:31,099 --> 00:23:32,859
Drive through, liquor store.
678
00:23:32,894 --> 00:23:34,205
Fireworks.
- Your wallet first.
679
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,931
- Gotta exchange some info here.
680
00:23:35,966 --> 00:23:36,967
- Here we come.
681
00:23:37,001 --> 00:23:37,864
- Yeah.
682
00:23:37,899 --> 00:23:41,143
[quirky retro music]
683
00:23:55,813 --> 00:23:58,471
[fish cursing]
684
00:24:06,548 --> 00:24:08,481
- [Voiceover] Fuck off.
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