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Warning, the following program
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contains really coarse language,
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weed, alcohol consumption,
smoking and sexual inferences.
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suitable for viewers under 18.
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Isn't this much better with?
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♪ Nobody knows my sorrows
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- What?
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Isn't this much better, man?
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I'm too baked boys.
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Well, it's just...
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I must be too, man.
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I'm trying to fucking laugh,
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from reading this joke book,
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and not one fucking
joke has made me laugh.
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- All right.
- What's the joke?
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It's a joke book
about your mama.
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No, it is.
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All right. Tell
us a fucking joke, man.
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This is how dumb these ones are.
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I gotta drink myself down.
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Your mama is so stupid that
she cut holes in her umbrella
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to see if it was raining.
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Not funny.
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Aw.
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Kinda cute.
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It's not bad.
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Read me another one.
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Your mama is so stupid,
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it took her two hours
to watch 60 Minutes.
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Get it?
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Your Mama is so stupid that
she tried to drown a fish.
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- Drown him in the air.
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Bloop bloop bloop bloop
bloop. Bling.
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Bloop bloop bloop.
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Your mama is so fat that
she walked into the Gap,
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and filled it.
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She walked into a what?
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The Gap.
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The Gap?
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- And filled it.
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Get it?
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Oh, I thought
you meant the, the,
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the store, the Gap.
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It did mean that, didn't it?
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Did it?
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- Well, it wouldn't just
be a gap in the ground.
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Then it wouldn't be
funny, it would be tragic.
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Yeah, these are
fucking terrible.
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I thought you would
like that book, Ricky.
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I thought it'd be funnier.
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- Those seem like jokes that
are right up your alley though.
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Your mamma's so fat, the
National Weather Service
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names each of her farts.
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Wow.
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Keep reading man, keep reading.
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It's pretty good.
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Yeah, they're not bad.
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Pretty good jokes.
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I mean, I wouldn't
head down to Yuk Yuks, and...
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Hop on stage,
you know what I mean?
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With those jokes, but...
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Boo!
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These are fucking terrible.
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No, I don't know, Ricky.
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I'm too baked to decide
if they're funny or not.
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Your mama is so skinny she
can hang glide off a Dorito.
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Hang glide off a Dorito!
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Terrible.
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Your mama is so dirty that
she makes mud look clean.
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There we go. That one's
good for your mama.
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Why?
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Because she's filthy.
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Why would you say that, man?
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Slutty.
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Wait. What? Slutty!
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Bud!
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She likes to, you know...
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She likes...
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She likes when
cars go in the mud.
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Well, you've never
even met my mom,
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so you guys can both fuck off.
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She likes, she likes
it in the mud, hey Ricky?
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She likes it in the mud?
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What do you mean by that?
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- I don't know.
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What does it mean?
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Don't know.
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Boys! We gotta
stop getting so high.
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- Nope.
- Just embrace it, bud.
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It's much, you know what?
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It is much easier
to live like Ricky.
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Let me tell you.
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You don't give a
fuck about anything.
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You just get high all day.
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I think we should stop
staying up all fucking night.
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♪ Gonna get high all day
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- We should start
sleeping regular hours.
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♪ Gonna get high all day
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You're saying this?
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I think it would be
good for us to try.
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I tried to go to fucking
go to sleep at three o'clock
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last night.
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You're the one that stayed up.
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The music was sounding good.
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The drugs were tasting lovely.
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There you go.
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So, it's your
fucking fault, man.
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Hey, sing this with me.
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If we start earlier.
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♪ I'm gonna get high all day.
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♪ Gonna get high all day.
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♪ Gonna get high all day.
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Sing it.
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♪ Gonna get high all day.
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You're not singing it.
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Put this on, man.
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It's your dick, bro.
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Bonjour.
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I am Bubert.
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Oh!
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Jesse!
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I heard you'd be
down here tonight.
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Yeah
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Right on, man. I listen
to you every morning.
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Ah, thanks buddy.
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I've been waiting to get
out with you, and rip it.
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So now we're gonna do it!
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Every night you're doing
something crazy, right?
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- Nope.
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Oh yeah, I know it.
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I'm coming with you
tonight, no matter what.
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- I don't know about that, man.
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You're not allowed
to talk about it
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'cause it's like Fight Club.
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It's not a Fight Club.
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Oh, awesome man!
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No, no I'm
just going to a buddy's.
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A buddy's?
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Yeah, a buddy's.
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- Like someone...
- who's your buddy?
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- Um...
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It was great to see you.
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Oh yeah. You too. You too.
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Thanks for coming out, man.
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I gotta go. I gotta go
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- Yeah, cool.
Right on. Right on.
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- No, but listen, listen, listen
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Jess, Jess, Jess.
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He literally calls
us every single day.
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Ah. Haven't really hung
out with him before.
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Hey, no. Seriously, Jesse!
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Well, where are you heading?
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Maybe you can give me a lift?
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What part of town you going to?
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Ah, Springbank. I doesn't...
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Oh, perfect,
I'll just tag along, like.
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I got a sense that it's
gonna be a good time.
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I wanna know what
the club is, man.
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I want be in the club.
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It's not a club.
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- Oh, that. See?
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It's the first rule of Fight
Club is you don't talk about...
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So, it is a club?
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- It's not a Fight Club.
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Let's just go.
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Oh! This is gonna be
great, a secret club.
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Springbank is beautiful.
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It is.
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I'm just so stoked to be
like part of your crew now.
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Come to all the things you
get to go to, for free.
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If you this up for me.
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- Yeah.
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- I will never answer your
calls on the radio, ever again.
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Tell me where we're
going then, man.
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We're going to Bret
"The Hitman" Hart's house.
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Bret "The Hitman" Hart?
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Bret "The Hitman" Hart.
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- Whoa!
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So I was right about it
being kind of a Fight Club.
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- It's not a Fight Club.
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- Can I suplex him or something?
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- There's no suplexing.
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Wrestling is not real.
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Okay. What?
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That's Dal.
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Oh, you know him?
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Yeah. You gotta
be chilling okay?
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Oh, he kinda looks
like him, there.
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Hey man. Nice to meet
you. Yeah. Really good.
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Me and Jesse like, we go
way back like old pals yeah.
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We just met. We
play table hockey.
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It's like an underground
table hockey league.
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Are you serious?
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Yeah it's pretty legit.
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Like the...
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Oh, Bret!
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Maybe I could just talk to him?
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- I don't know.
- He's kinda hesitant
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about letting certain people in.
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Yeah but...
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Just, once he sees
me he'll be like,
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"Oh yeah. That guy
seems awesome."
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Like, trust me guys.
I just wanna meet him.
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- Yeah.
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- I just wanna meet him, I gotta
meet him like in real life.
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Hey, Dad!
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- Oh, hey.
- Nice to meet you, bud.
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Hey Terry. You a
table hockey guy?
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Like, I used to
play a little while down
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at the arcade there.
So, yeah! I can play.
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Maybe I could come in if you
think that'd be alright, like?
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Um. Come in, like
and do what, like?
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Like, just hang around here?
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You have to kind of earn it.
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Usually you gotta beat
Brett if you want to come in.
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That's a start, I mean...
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Yeah! No, I could beat you!
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- It's all... You think
you could beat me?
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Oh, I could totally
beat you at table hockey.
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Like, it'd be easy.
I could do it.
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You can come in. You
can eat the barbecue.
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You can even have
a couple cocktails.
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Right on.
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But you gotta beat me first.
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If you can't beat me.
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Yeah?
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I have a condition.
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What is it?
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- You gotta do my yard.
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- Challenge.
- Challenge accepted.
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He says he's gonna beat me,
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and if he doesn't then he's
going to mow the entire yard.
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Yeah, I got a
special referee, too.
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What's going on?
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Make your move,
son! Make your move.
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I haven't eaten yet.
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His lawn is like...
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You were supposed to be
on my team, against him!
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No! No! No! I never said
that, I never said that.
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- You're cutting the grass too!
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Oh god! We blew it.
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- Hey, hey, hey!
- Don't put your sock in there.
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Hey, wait a minute
brother, no socks!
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Cleaning, my ass.
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I was cleaning the goalie.
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- Ready?
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- I'm ready.
- Oh, he's quick.
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- Go! Go, go go!
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And... Oh! Shot and a miss.
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Hi Brandon.
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Woo!
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We're going to five, right?
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Five goals? Is that how it goes?
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Oh! Sweet save!
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Oh!
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Whoops!
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Ooh!
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- Can't do a U.S.A.
But I'll Can-a-da.
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So?
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I think somebody
likes some yard work.
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- All right. Well, yeah.
- Brother, brother!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Champion,
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Bret "The Hitman" Hart!
268
00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:44,654
There's an extension
cord in the garage.
269
00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:45,655
Okay.
270
00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,222
There you go, bud.
271
00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:48,658
Okay, so I just gotta...
272
00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:49,877
- We'll give you a
beer after you're done.
273
00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:51,531
- I might need some more cords.
274
00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:55,230
What the?
275
00:08:58,363 --> 00:08:59,277
Got the wrong end.
276
00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:16,947
I just finished.
277
00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:19,994
Took me like, I don't know...
278
00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,473
Been here for two days.
279
00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:26,391
And now the grass that I
started on, is already back up.
280
00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:27,828
Like so.
281
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,048
I've been doing
loops in Springbank,
282
00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:32,223
and I don't even
know where I am.
283
00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:33,616
There's no traffic out here.
284
00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:36,271
You don't got like
one of them things.
285
00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:37,402
The apps, Ubers or whatever?
286
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,669
- You take this bottle,
287
00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:46,237
and you run with the
bulls in Pamplona.
288
00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:52,069
And you bring this bottle
back, unopened and unscathed
289
00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:55,899
and you will get
to marry Isabella.
290
00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:58,989
And that is the only way.
291
00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:00,948
And she tells the
family to back off.
292
00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:04,168
And there I am, with the bottle.
293
00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:07,955
I cannot have a
drink of this bottle.
294
00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,828
I don't know why I'm
talking with the accent,
295
00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:13,700
but, I think I have,
what I have happened,
296
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:17,747
happened to me is, I have
become under the cock spell.
297
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:23,057
I have protected this
bottle, ever since that day.
298
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:28,802
This, I'd like to
share with you.
299
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,985
This is a testimony,
this is a celebration,
300
00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:42,293
to the true love of
my life, Isabella.
301
00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:45,340
Isabella.
302
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,736
I would like to
finish the story now.
303
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:55,089
I took this bottle, and
I took it like, like...
304
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:57,265
Remember a couple years ago,
they had these little...
305
00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:59,876
Kids, they had to take care
of their little "aminals"
306
00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,399
or they would die or something.
307
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,837
Like, little, little um...
308
00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:06,709
The fairy, furry
things and stuff.
309
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:10,670
And nowadays, you have these
fuckin' chicky eggs that like,
310
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,237
I don't know what, the thing
pops outta the chick egg,
311
00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:15,152
and the guys asleep
at three o'clock.
312
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:20,114
How the fuck the parents just
wasted 250,000, $250 whatever.
313
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:24,988
The thing is about it, is
that, I want you to know that
314
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:28,992
I didn't take it seriously
because I did love Isabella.
315
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,779
And all the way, I took...
316
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,084
It was a long, long way.
317
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,346
It took about a hundred...
318
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:37,174
I always had...
319
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:38,698
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
I always had to walk.
320
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,830
Was not not a
321
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:43,398
I had to walk all the
way to Pamplona Bulls.
322
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:47,097
And on the way I met this
guy, his name was Jovono.
323
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,926
You see Jovono.
324
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,280
He used to have one of those,
325
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,673
one of those wonderful souls
326
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,240
that you meet on your past life.
327
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,374
And you, you wonder
what happened to him
328
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:04,549
all of these years back.
329
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:10,599
Anyway, we went to a Pamplona,
and ran with the bulls.
330
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:13,515
I got to, protect the bottle.
331
00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:14,951
I got bruised a little bit,
332
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,040
but I never fucking
see a scratch.
333
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,565
And Jovono and I, to
celebrate our accomplishments
334
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:25,266
at the night of the Pamplona
bulls, we got piss drunk.
335
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,530
And I woke up in the
middle of the night.
336
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,708
And I was naked,
337
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:37,104
and I was lying
right beside Jovono
338
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,540
who was also naked.
339
00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:44,851
And I was a young man, and
I was very, very confused.
340
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:48,506
Now, I don't, 'til this
day, know what happened
341
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:49,856
on that particular night,
342
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:55,557
but I was so confused
that I took my bottle
343
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,821
and I took the next
flight back home.
344
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,564
And, guess what?
345
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,439
I became a policeman.
346
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,791
Mr. Lahey, you said
that you didn't know how,
347
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:12,792
but today's the day
that Ricky's going down.
348
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,793
This is how.
349
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,577
- Fuck.
350
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:16,578
Mr. Lahey, have some
faith in me. We can do this.
351
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,145
We can win for the park!
352
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,886
Randy, if we wrestle
them, we have to win.
353
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,453
They stole my
fucking cheeseburgers.
354
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:23,628
I'll trade you a
bite of my chicken,
355
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:24,804
for a bite of your burger.
356
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,023
- What the fuck do you want now?
357
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,590
- Okay, here's the deal.
358
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:29,721
Randy and I will
wrestle you both.
359
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,636
When we win, you resign,
360
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,551
and I become trailer
park supervisor.
361
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,206
Barb, why are we
getting fucked around
362
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:37,817
with trailer park shit today?
363
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,948
Ricky, will you
trust me on this?
364
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:39,122
I'll explain it all later, okay?
365
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,125
Fine Lahey, we'll fight you.
366
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,300
Yes!
367
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,085
- But when we win, and we will,
368
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,651
you have to tell
all these people,
369
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,915
especially those
supervisor dicks,
370
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,178
who the real supervisor
of Sunnyvale is. Alright?
371
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,658
And who the real
assistant supervisor is too.
372
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:57,010
And when we win, we're gonna
be the supervisors of the year.
373
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,620
That's right.
374
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,143
Come on now, boys,
what's it gonna be?
375
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,753
Am I gonna referee
a fight or what?
376
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,277
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Just a second here.
377
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,713
Are you cool with
this shit, or what?
378
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,541
- Ah, Julian. I
haven't got any choice.
379
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:10,762
All right you guys, I
want a fair, clean fight.
380
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:11,589
- Deal?
381
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,071
- Deal.
382
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:18,727
Alright. Tag team
wrestling match.
383
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,903
Me and Randy
against Ricky and...
384
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,035
- Green bastard,
385
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:25,212
from parts unknown.
386
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,133
Go on Randy, looks like.
387
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,482
Go Randy! Go! Get 'them!
388
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,310
Yeah. Yeah. Get 'them!
389
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,586
We the referee.
390
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:55,720
Give it to him.
391
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,470
- Yeah! Yeah Randy!
Take them down, Randy!
392
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:07,994
Foreign object,
393
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,604
foreign object!
394
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:10,692
Yes, Randy!
395
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:16,393
Two on one, two on one!
396
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:21,137
Ricky, Green Bastard, you are
both dis-fucking-qualified.
397
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,403
This is bullshit!
398
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,538
- Jason, picture!
We've got the cover
399
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:31,843
for this month's newsletter.
400
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:37,240
Right? All right, next
one's from Verg Vickerns.
401
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,635
Some really fucked
up names today.
402
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:43,159
Julian, I'm currently
facing three to five years
403
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,856
for a botched B & E job.
404
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,164
I've been to jail
before, but never prison.
405
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,426
Are there any preparations
I can make now
406
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:50,950
while I'm still free,
407
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,082
that would make my
time any easier?
408
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,736
I know you have a lot
of experience with this
409
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,433
and I would
appreciate any advice.
410
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,696
All right, thanks. All right.
411
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:01,395
Alright. Sorry that
you got caught, man.
412
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,657
That wasn't very fucking bright.
413
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,137
If you're gonna do a B & E,
414
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,052
make sure you don't
get caught, man.
415
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:09,707
'Cause, you get fucking B & E
charges, it's kind of greasy.
416
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,274
All right?
417
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,146
'Cause I know, if
I'd found someone,
418
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:15,104
fucking breaking it into my
house, I'd want to kill them.
419
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:17,628
All right, man. This
is what you gotta do.
420
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:20,631
Jail is a joke. Prison
is a fucking nightmare.
421
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,633
All right? I'm not
gonna sugarcoat this
422
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,461
anymore than uh, you know,
423
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:28,204
than I want to because it's,
424
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,771
it's kind of good.
425
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,599
I mean, you gotta look
at it in a positive way.
426
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,905
You're gonna get in there,
you're gonna get an education.
427
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:36,386
You're gonna read as much
shit as you possibly can.
428
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:39,520
All right? But like
I said, it sucks.
429
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,697
Fuck it.
430
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:44,133
And I see this all the
time, when I go to prison.
431
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,308
People are scared shitless.
432
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:46,875
They're pissing themselves.
433
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,095
You gotta go in with a
positive attitude, man.
434
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,619
You gotta make friends, and
you can't piss anybody off.
435
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,186
Okay?
436
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:54,752
But, you gotta find,
you gotta make sure
437
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,276
the people that you're
making friends with
438
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,147
are the right people
to make friends with.
439
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:01,542
Because, I'd say eight outta
ten people in jail are dicks.
440
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,587
So you gotta find
that 2%. All right?
441
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,720
Don't get caught up
in any gangs and shit.
442
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,156
'Cause they're
gonna fuck you over.
443
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,028
Be your own person.
444
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,768
If you gotta get, get
into a fight, fight them.
445
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:13,249
It doesn't... Really, it
doesn't hurt that much
446
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:15,425
to get punched in
the face. Alright?
447
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,253
It hurts for a second.
You keep getting hit.
448
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,429
You don't even
feel it after that.
449
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:21,388
So don't be a dick,
man. Be smart.
450
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,607
Good luck in there, man.
451
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,784
All right, we're going on to...
452
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:30,484
What the fuck is
this, Gilly Ceocchini.
453
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,007
Alright, dear Julian.
454
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,575
Just moved into a greasy
apartment complex,
455
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,881
my neighbors are loud
as fuck, all the time.
456
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:39,406
And I smoke too much dope
to deal with an argument
457
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:42,104
or a fight, but I really want
to get these fuckers back.
458
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,759
Any advice on revenge
on my shady neighbors?
459
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,590
I don't know. You've got to...
460
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:52,158
If you're just gonna smoke dope
461
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,724
and not fucking worry
about it too much.
462
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,900
Not worry about any
altercations then,
463
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,641
you gotta do
something else like,
464
00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,774
slash their fucking tires. Okay?
465
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:02,124
They get them fixed,
slash them again.
466
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,431
Keep doing that. Maybe.
467
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,737
I don't think it's
gonna, actually slash
their fucking tires
468
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,565
because you're pissed off,
469
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,132
but it's probably not gonna
stop them from partying.
470
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,960
You gotta go up to
their apartment...
471
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,962
Maybe chill out on the
weed for a few days.
472
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:16,791
Get good and cranky,
have a few drinks,
473
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,227
at least a pint.
474
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,446
Knock on the door.
475
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,012
Tell them way it is.
476
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,884
Hey, you're driving me
fucking crazy. Alright?
477
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,755
You're driving me fucking nuts.
478
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,931
You gotta stop your partying.
479
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,063
And then maybe,
480
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,284
threaten to slash their tires.
481
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,373
If you keep this up, then
then slash their tires.
482
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,244
Anyway, I think they, their
tires should be slashed.
483
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,899
It's easy dude, just get a
fucking knife or a screwdriver.
484
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,988
Boom, boom, boom.
Takes about 15 seconds.
485
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:45,341
Yeah, you know
what? I'm pretty high.
486
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,168
- Yeah.
487
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,126
No shit?
488
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:50,216
It's good, I guess,
but it's weird.
489
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:53,262
♪ I'm gonna get high all day
490
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:55,134
♪ A-gonna get high all day.
491
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,005
You know what it is?
492
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,702
It's because you're high
that makes me feel like...
493
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:01,183
You know what? I'm
high and happy.
494
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:04,143
Before, I'm taking
walks. Now, look at me.
495
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,319
- Having lots of fun.
- Look, Julian.
496
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:07,885
Stick your hand in there.
497
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,060
I'm not putting my
hand anywhere near...
498
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,801
Put your hand in there!
499
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,281
If I, like it...
500
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,327
Why would I want to
touch your nipple? Huh?
501
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:16,329
Oh, put your hand in there.
502
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:17,504
- You'd like that, okay.
503
00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:18,853
No, that's not your hand.
504
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,637
What's in there?
505
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:21,899
I'm not telling you unless
you stick your fingers
506
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:23,074
in there, Ricky.
507
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,206
- It's probably something weird.
508
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,207
Stick you finger... Do it.
509
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:25,381
Poisonous spider.
510
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:28,167
Why would he...
511
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,516
Why would he be rocking around
512
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,996
with a fucking
poisonous spider in his?
513
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:33,302
Like, where would he find it?
514
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:34,782
Number one, there's none around.
515
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:35,957
- Do you know how
dangerous that would be?
516
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,785
- Imported wood.
517
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,352
- Do you know how
dangerous that would be?
518
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,702
Fuck sakes, to have
a poisonous spider,
519
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,182
and to keep him in your pocket.
520
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,705
- Would be a good trick
to play on someone.
521
00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:45,706
Where is he? Where
is he in there?
522
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,751
Oh! Fuck, he got me.
523
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:49,927
Poisonous.
524
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,407
What was the kid's name in,
525
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,061
in high school that
got bit by that spider?
526
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,671
He never got right since.
527
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:57,326
That was fucking Jerry.
528
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,852
- What did you say?
What did you say?
529
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,245
What did you say?
530
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,204
Did I just miss something?
531
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,339
I think he's talking
about Spider-Man!
532
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:11,210
- What!?
533
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:14,865
What the fuck are
you talking about?
534
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,260
You know, he could
be. I don't know.
535
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,262
Is that, is that where
Spider-Man came from?
536
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:24,048
Is that who you're
talking about, Ricky?
537
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:26,399
I thought it was a
guy in high school.
538
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:29,184
Got bit by a spider,
never got right since.
539
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,491
No, you're talking
about Spider-Man.
540
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:34,233
He got bit by a spider, and
he's never been right since.
541
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,235
Is that why he spins webs?
542
00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:38,062
Spider-Man?
543
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,629
- Yeah.
544
00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:41,240
Ricky, he got bit by
a radioactive spider.
545
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,545
Didn't know that.
546
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:43,807
Hey, you know what,
547
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:44,982
they did release a Spider-Man.
548
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:47,028
I'm not, I think it's a comic,
549
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,725
where he fucking shot,
550
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:52,207
like a load.
551
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,643
Okay?
552
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:56,516
And it was, it was
like acid or something.
553
00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:58,431
It was...
554
00:20:58,431 --> 00:20:59,736
I got to fucking find the
story, because I can't...
555
00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:01,564
Yeah, you sure do.
556
00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,174
Me trying to explain
that right now, not good.
557
00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,654
So that's one of his other webs
558
00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,482
Peter Parker shot an acid load?
559
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:09,268
Yeah, and it was because
someone fucked it over
560
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,400
or something, and it was
at a girl he was dating.
561
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,446
Did he shoot it
out of his wrist?
562
00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:14,621
No, man.
563
00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:15,622
- Or do you mean he blasted one.
564
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:17,101
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
565
00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:17,928
- You don't shoot loads
out of your wrist.
566
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:19,930
Spider-Man could.
567
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,282
Radio. It was a
radioactive load.
568
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,457
Radioactive load?
569
00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:25,458
What are you talking about?
570
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,633
I don't know man.
571
00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:27,895
How come it didn't affect...
572
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:29,418
- This is just a
fantasy you had.
573
00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:31,159
No it isn't, no,
I've read this man.
574
00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:33,204
- This is a fantasy he
had about Peter Parker.
575
00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:34,771
If it was a radioactive load
576
00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,469
it would burn him up
inside, wouldn't it?
577
00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:37,992
No, man.
578
00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:39,515
Or is it in a
protective coating?
579
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:40,821
Not if he's
got lead coated nuts.
580
00:21:42,257 --> 00:21:43,954
Radioactive.
581
00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:46,566
What are you
searching, radioactive load?
582
00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:48,176
- Load.
583
00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:49,743
I'm telling you man,
they released this.
584
00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:51,614
I can't wait
to see what comes up.
585
00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:53,137
And he was seeing this chick
who was another superhero...
586
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:54,617
Ah! There's no fucking
internet in here.
587
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:55,836
Ah, you...
588
00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:56,837
That's impossible.
589
00:21:58,099 --> 00:22:00,101
Well, I paid the bill.
590
00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:02,190
Bill, fucking shit.
591
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:04,714
Radioactive load, I think
you've just had a fantasy
592
00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:05,889
about Peter Parker.
593
00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:07,717
No, man. No, no.
594
00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:09,545
It was like a comic,
it was a series.
595
00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:10,720
There was two released.
596
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,418
- Think it was a dream you had.
597
00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:14,028
Spiders, and fucking...
598
00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:15,203
I think it was a
Spider-Man dream.
599
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:16,291
- Kneeling right over your face.
600
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:18,685
See I gotta find...
601
00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:20,295
I'm not... You know what?
602
00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,166
I'm not leaving until I
find this fucking story.
603
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,167
Yep.
604
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:24,168
- Might've been a dream.
605
00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:25,605
It was not a dream.
606
00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:27,520
You and Peter
Parker went on a date.
607
00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:31,088
And that he was
kneeling on your chest.
608
00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:33,264
You got him hurt and he
was pissed off about it.
609
00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:34,788
- Okay.
610
00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:36,224
- Blew the radioactive
load right on your face.
611
00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:38,574
- No, man! That
just... this was not...
612
00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:39,749
You guys are fucked, man.
613
00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:41,882
I'm not listening to you guys.
614
00:22:41,882 --> 00:22:44,275
I think that...
615
00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:46,103
So here's something fucked.
616
00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:47,975
They're trying to get this
vaccine going, to save people.
617
00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:49,759
Um hm.
618
00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:51,544
- They're saying that they
might kill a half million sharks
619
00:22:51,544 --> 00:22:53,328
to fucking, for this vaccine.
620
00:22:53,328 --> 00:22:54,155
- What?
621
00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:54,982
- Yeah.
622
00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:56,375
Sharks?
623
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,160
- They contain
squalene, or squailene.
624
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,903
It's a natural oil
used as medicine,
625
00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:06,559
and increases the
effectiveness of a vaccine.
626
00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:07,734
How many sharks?
627
00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:09,257
- Half a million! That's a lot.
628
00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:10,780
Oh my god, that's
a lotta sharks.
629
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:12,521
- Fucking sharks are not
doing good these days.
630
00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:15,219
500,000 sharks?
631
00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:16,960
- Population is down 90 percent.
632
00:23:18,788 --> 00:23:21,574
Fucking people eating shark
fin soup and other bullshit.
633
00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:23,489
- Yeah.
- Shark load shooters.
634
00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:26,187
Shark load shoes?
635
00:23:26,187 --> 00:23:27,144
Shooters.
636
00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:32,280
That'd be a weird thing
to make shoes out of.
637
00:23:34,369 --> 00:23:36,197
Are those alligator
skin shoes you're wearing?
638
00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:37,764
Nope! Shark load.
639
00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:39,374
I bet they'd be
fucking expensive.
640
00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:43,770
What? How would they even
go on your feet, Ricky?
641
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,728
Would it be like
dried up, hardened.
642
00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:48,296
And then sculpted into a shoe?
643
00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:50,864
Or would it just
be liquid shoes?
644
00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:52,387
Yeah, maybe.
645
00:23:52,387 --> 00:23:53,388
No, it probably
forms into like a...
646
00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:54,215
Found it!
647
00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:55,390
A gelatin.
648
00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:56,391
Oh, so it wasn't just a fantasy.
649
00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:57,218
- Nope.
650
00:23:58,611 --> 00:24:01,701
And he killed Mary Jane with it.
651
00:24:01,701 --> 00:24:03,311
Mary Jane?
652
00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:04,965
Yep, with radio
radioactive sperm.
653
00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:07,620
Thank fuck, I found
the story, man.
654
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,493
Well, now, now
you can beat off to it.
655
00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:44,265
Fuck off.
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