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Warning.
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The following program contains
really course language,
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drug use, Ricky,
alcohol consumption,
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smoking and sexual inferences.
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This content may not be
suitable for viewers under 18.
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To activate parental controls,
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please press the big
go fuck yourself button
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on your remote control.
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Do, well.
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- If someone was to sleep here,
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that'd give you lots of room.
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You know what I mean?
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- Why would someone sleep there?
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- That's gonna be tight.
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Because the
little meeting I just had.
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You had a meeting?
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Yeah. We--
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One thing we're
gonna have to start,
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stop fucking doing is
smoking so much dope, man.
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- Why?
- This is outta control.
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- No, it's not.
- 'Cause I can't
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fucking think.
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This is perfectly normal.
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Perfectly fine. Perfectly great.
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All right.
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- Well.
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This could go here.
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Then you could put some fucking,
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maybe another chair
or something. Bed.
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You know what I'm saying?
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I can't think
about anything to do
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with sleeping shit right now
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'cause I'm not going
to sleep, alright?
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- We gotta-
- Think about food.
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Food's important.
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- We're thinking about chicken.
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But if I'm gonna live here,
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- it's gotta be comfortable.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
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- Yeah.
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What do you mean live here?
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I fucking told you, you...
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How fucked are you?
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I'm about an eight.
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- What?
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All right. These people,
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they're gonna rent my
place for a little while.
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We're gonna make some cash.
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I'm gonna move in for here
for free for a little while.
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What do you mean?
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I'm gonna move in here.
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- Or I get money from the cash?
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- We're gonna get money
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from the people
renting my place.
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So it's not for free
then. That's good.
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No, I get the money,
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but then I can
stay here for free.
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- But then I get money.
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But why do you get the money
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if we're working
together on something?
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You know how--
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As if you're paying
fucking lot fees and shit.
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Fuck off.
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Hey boys.
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- All right, all right.
- Hey.
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Just let me do the talking.
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Holy fuck. It's smokey here.
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It's a little bit smokey.
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Is there a fucking fire in here?
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- I don't know.
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See if there's
anything in the oven.
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- I can't even see you.
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- Did we cook something
and forget about it?
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- The oven's not even on Ricky.
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It smells like Cheech and
Chong were fucking in here.
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It's been a long
fucking night, man.
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Just a sec, Bubs, Bubs.
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Come sit over here for a second.
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- Where?
- Just sit right here. Listen.
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I can't even
see where your pointing.
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Just in the chair.
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You've been good to me.
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- Here?
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Just sit there.
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And you've been a friend.
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- Why? Is this a trick?
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- Am I gonna sit on a lizard?
- There's no trick.
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Just sit the fuck down.
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You're a great listener.
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Okay? Put your feet up.
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But now you have to die.
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All right? We have
about that much space.
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We need to get something that
long and put a cushion on it.
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What? A foot stool?
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Here. You can use this.
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What are you doing?
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- I'm just trying to
figure things out, Bubs.
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What are you talking about?
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Why do you need to
have your feet up?
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He said he's moving in,
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and we're gonna get cash.
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That's all I remember.
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Who's moving in?
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I rented out my trailer.
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To who?
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Just to a, they're
a nice couple.
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- Like a Airbnb?
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No. For maybe a month,
two months, three months.
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- Who are they?
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- One works for the
fucking CRA or something
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over in Halifax.
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The other one. I
don't know what the,
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- I think she looks after kids.
- - CRA?
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Yeah, she looks after kids.
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Don't worry about it.
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Why in the fuck?
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It's good to know these people.
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But anyway, they're
gonna be moving in soon.
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If I cook a chicken.
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Are you guys going
to eat some of it?
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Fuck yeah.
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Cook a chicken?
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Do you know how long it takes
to cook a chicken, Ricky?
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- Yeah, an hour.
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- Hour?
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How big is the chicken?
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- It's about this size.
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Why do you have a sword?
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What are you doing?
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You gotta kill 'em.
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- Ricky, don't kill it in here.
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- It's dead.
- Ricky, whoa.
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Why is this so slippery?
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He's spilled
something on there with...
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Look at that
boys. I'm James Brown.
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You know what?
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It must be from
the bank machine.
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Where is the bank machine?
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Doesn't matter.
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Where is it?
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It's somewhere safe, Bubs.
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- Really safe.
- Okay?
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And the less you
know the better.
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Wow, you got your dancing
shit going down, right?
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James Brown.
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- Ricky.
- Hold on to his little leg.
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- Ricky.
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He crossed the fucking road.
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It's his fault.
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- It's not even-- Ricky.
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- What the fuck you doing, man?
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What kind of drugs
are you guys on?
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I don't know. He's--
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And this is gonna
stop, by the way,
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when you move in.
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Oh man, we can't
eat this chicken.
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Ricky, you didn't think
that was real, did ya?
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It's got feathers on them.
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Ricky. Look.
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It doesn't weigh anything.
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- I thought...
- It's a styrofoam chicken.
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- Fuck.
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You thought that was real?
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All right, bud. I'm sorry.
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It was-- I thought-
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- Ricky, even if it was real.
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How did you think you
were gonna cook him?
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Just cut him off.
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Cut his head off and put
him in, feathers and all?
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No, I was gonna fucking
get rid of the feathers.
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- Chainsaw.
- Deep into woodsman.
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What in the name of
Davy Jones right nut
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are ye two peckeroons
dancing to?
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What in the name of
Davy Jones left nut
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makes it any o' your
business, Captain Scary?
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There'll be no
dancing on my ship.
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Is that clear, gentlemen?
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Are you sure it's
your ship, captain?
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Well, he's the captain,
but it's all of our ship.
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Right, Captain Scary?
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No, that's not right, Peter.
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This is my ship,
and I'm in charge.
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Well, I got two bone dry fingers
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for your arse that
says you're not.
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You watch yourself,
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you creepy your little
bastard and wash up.
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You smell like Pandora's box.
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- I think you smell like
butterflies and cod fish, Rusty.
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Thank you Peter.
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King Brutal, will you still
be needing that vinyl side
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in wee horns floggel for ye?
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Yes, I want the vinyl side.
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And what about the kids' toys
and the heated toilet seats?
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- Aye, that won't be a problem.
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But those are separate
pillages, your majesty.
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All right, I'll take all of it.
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Now piss off.
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God damn silly pirates.
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I'm sorry. Dr.
Field. Ah, continue.
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Well, without your medicine,
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you're gonna be dead
sooner than we thought.
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Jesus Christ. Why would
you say that to me right now?
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I'm sorry, Guy. It's just-
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- Where the hell did my ball go?
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What in the Christ is that?
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- My God, that's a head in here.
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Jesus Christ, I have my
initials around that ball.
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Go get that thing. Would you?
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Jesus Christ.
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Is Cincinnati area, a
caveman or something.
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Wonder what shit all this shit?
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- Look at this.
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Bibbity Bobbity Deer
and Fly show rehearsals.
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The flies go to Cincinnati.
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What the hell's that?
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No idea.
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- Nice.
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Drugs.
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Hey guys,
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remember me?
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Sammy?
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Stabby's son.
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I'm here to come with you
guys to pick up Harry.
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No, the deal was
we'd go by ourselves.
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Oh no. The deal
was you wouldn't go
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with the old man because,
well, he's scary.
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This is the new deal.
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This is the Sammy deal.
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Okay, come on, let's go.
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This should be interesting.
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Yeah, if it wasn't for me
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we'd already be dead.
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Let's see you talk
your way out of this one,
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Terminator ass.
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What are you, part
robot or something?
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Muscles, get in the back.
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Yeah, daddy.
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We're on a pretty
good C-H right now.
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Pray to God, they're
not dicking around.
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'Cause I'm not having
a very good day here.
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Where's the God damn golf ball?
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Where's the golf ball?
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Okay, where's the golf
ball? Where is it?
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Oh, Jesus.
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Listen guys, Daddy's on one
of his stabbing rampages.
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Do not get outta the truck
until I calm him down out of it.
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Just stay right here.
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Unless he starts stabbing me.
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And at that point, if
you could help me out,
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it'd be great.
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Love you guys.
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Wow. Cutting off
some heads, are ya?
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Need some help, Daddy?
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We're outta here.
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- Guys.
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Where you going?
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Think I messed up, Daddy.
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On my count. You unwrap.
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Fucking eat.
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First one to drive it into
the shit locker, wins.
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'Kay, step up here.
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You got
this, man. You got it.
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- Step onto the line right here.
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Okay. Are we ready?
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Are we ready?
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You guys are gonna
help me count down
266
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,859
in 3, 2, 1, eat.
267
00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,034
In 3, 2, 1, eat.
268
00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:18,558
In 3, 2, 1, eat.
269
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,733
- Do it, man.
- Do it. Do it, Ricky.
270
00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:20,908
Okay, Ricky. You got this.
271
00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:22,083
Get it in your mouth.
272
00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:22,910
Get out the fucking thing.
273
00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:25,086
What does it open here?
274
00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:25,739
Get the fucking...
275
00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:26,914
Jesus.
276
00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:27,741
Ricky, for fuck's sakes.
277
00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:29,351
It's glued.
278
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:30,395
- It's not glued.
- Well then, fuck.
279
00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:32,920
Yeah. Yes, Randy.
280
00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,748
Ricky. Come on.
281
00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:35,575
Ricky try.
282
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,576
Don't give up.
283
00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,013
I dropped it. I fucked up.
284
00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:40,188
That doesn't count.
285
00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:42,407
The champ, Randy.
286
00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,062
- Done.
287
00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:45,889
- Ta-Da.
- Show me.
288
00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,717
Jesus, Randy.
289
00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,545
Your breath is like a
fucking orangutan's arse.
290
00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:51,765
That was bullshit.
291
00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:52,940
The fucking thing was,
292
00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:53,941
I couldn't even get it open.
293
00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:54,463
It shouldn't count.
294
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:56,639
Well, that was bullshit.
295
00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,206
- I won.
296
00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:59,599
You won fair and
square, Randers.
297
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,209
That's right, Mr. Lahey.
298
00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:02,950
Okay. Don't fucking
get too cocky. Randy.
299
00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,604
Ricky, you'll get to
pick a competition.
300
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,779
All right.
301
00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:06,954
What do you want to do?
302
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,520
I'm gonna go old school.
303
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,044
This is the way
my dad taught me.
304
00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:11,915
The guerillna's used
to settle disputes
305
00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,177
in the jungle.
306
00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,352
No. Ricky.
307
00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:15,789
- A good old fashioned ball off.
308
00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:17,225
No, you're not
doing a ball off, man.
309
00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:19,706
You said I could pick anything.
310
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:20,576
I'm picking a ball off.
311
00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:21,403
What's a?
312
00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,056
A ball off.
313
00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:23,231
- Ricky?
314
00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:24,754
It's too fucking dangerous.
315
00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:26,147
If we're doing this
it's not gonna be
316
00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,975
like it used to in junior high,
317
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:30,630
where you just, fucking,
it's Wild West stuff.
318
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,589
If we're doing this, we're
playing by the real rules.
319
00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:34,721
- There's rules?
320
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:35,896
What do you mean real rules?
321
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,027
There's rules to this now.
322
00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:38,550
It's become a thing.
323
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,161
And actually we're
in the United States,
324
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,642
so we're playing by
international rules.
325
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,165
- There's international
rules to this now?
326
00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,601
The fuck are you talking about?
327
00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:47,690
- There's international
ball off rules,
328
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,432
Danny. Go to the website
for the I-F-V-S-C, please.
329
00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:53,653
Danny. Go to the website
for the I-F-V-S-C, please.
330
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,481
- IFVSC.com.
- I-F-V-S-C?
331
00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:57,918
The International Federation
332
00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,876
of Voluntary
Scrotal Compression.
333
00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:02,662
All right.
334
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,141
This is an actual thing now.
335
00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,056
This is gonna become
an Olympic sport, boys.
336
00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,275
I'm telling you.
337
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,537
'Kay. Danny go to,
338
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:09,669
I think it's section,
339
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,192
we're gonna use section four.
340
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:13,411
Scrotal compression
for the purposes
341
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:15,457
of settling a
non-monetary dispute.
342
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,112
Rule number one,
343
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,376
competitors are
allowed three seconds
344
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:24,205
of pre-squeeze to establish
proper grip and alignment.
345
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,206
- Okay.
346
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,903
This is for safety.
347
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,513
For safety purposes.
348
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:29,514
This is how people
used to get hurt.
349
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:30,690
I'm good with that.
350
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,952
'Kay, number two,
351
00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:33,867
it's scrotums only.
352
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:38,132
There's no penis grabbing or
rectal manipulation, Randy.
353
00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:39,524
I'm not gonna check
his oil, Bubs.
354
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,265
Don't worry about that.
355
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,746
'Kay, number three.
356
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:47,445
No digging in with fingernails.
357
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:49,970
'Kay, it's the flashy
part of the fingers only.
358
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,188
Show me your nails, Randy.
359
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,363
Are they regulation?
360
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:53,625
I just trimmed them up.
361
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,410
- Ricky, let me see your nails.
362
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,542
Yeah, no, mine are good.
363
00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:58,369
Let me see them.
364
00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:01,111
Ricky.
365
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:03,679
Rule number four,
compression only.
366
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:06,334
There's no pulling, twisting,
367
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:09,337
or fucking stretching
up the sack.
368
00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:10,860
How the are you supposed to win?
369
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,688
Ricky's a bit of
a dirty fighter.
370
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:14,472
So when it comes to
doing the ball off thing,
371
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:17,388
he'll find any way to
fucking bend the rules a bit.
372
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,869
You know, gouging with
nails or squeezing
373
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:22,089
or fucking yanking and pulling.
374
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,264
You know, he's good at it.
375
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:24,744
Ricky. It's just squeezing.
376
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,006
That's the game.
377
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,007
That's lame.
378
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,008
'Kay, number five.
379
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,531
And this is a weird one.
380
00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:32,316
Competitors must
maintain eye contact
381
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:33,535
at all times.
382
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:34,710
- Bubs.
383
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,233
Just so we're clear here,
384
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,408
I'm not looking
at him in the eyes
385
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:38,758
while I'm grabbing his bag.
386
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,628
That's fucked.
- Part of the rules bud.
387
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,108
You gotta do it.
388
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,109
You said you wanted a ball off.
389
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,110
These are the rules.
390
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,328
Number six. 'Kay?
391
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:45,895
Number six. 'Kay?
392
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,810
There's no eye gouging,
head butting, striking,
393
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,333
pulling hair, biting.
394
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,074
Ricky, these are most
of your old moves.
395
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,989
They're off the table now.
396
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,686
All right. I can still win.
397
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,688
'Kay? It's compression only.
398
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,516
Number seven. 'Kay?
399
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:01,302
First competitor to
receive two fouls,
400
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:04,218
shed tears or tap out, loses.
401
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,480
'Kay?
402
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,307
- All right.
- All right.
403
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,308
- Are we clear?
404
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:08,744
Gentlemen step up.
405
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,791
Okay, listen
Randy you can do it.
406
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,357
Rick, you got this,
man. You've got this.
407
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,578
Randy's got the biggest
balls in Sunnyville.
408
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,362
- Friggin' right.
- No fucking problem.
409
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:21,017
- Okay, Julian, we're
gonna flip a coin to see
410
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,758
who gets pre squeezed.
411
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,716
- Fucking spuds.
- You're going down Randy.
412
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:25,717
You can do it, Randers.
413
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,110
- Heads or tails, Rick.
414
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,111
What's that?
415
00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:29,373
Heads or tails.
416
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:30,374
- Did you flip it yet?
- Yep.
417
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,288
Heads, go for it.
418
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,115
Hey.
419
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,118
- What?
420
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,119
- That wasn't a real coin toss.
421
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,120
You didn't see it.
422
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,687
Just get it going.
423
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,210
You can't cheat on
a coin toss, Randy.
424
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,733
- You dumb ass.
- It's impossible.
425
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:42,560
- Hey everyone.
- He's looking at it.
426
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,735
You can cheat.
427
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:45,259
'Kay, Ricky won pre squeeze.
428
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,260
Richard.
429
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,652
Yep.
430
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,045
Lock on please.
431
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,091
You've got 3, 2-
432
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,092
- You've got 3, 2-
433
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:53,615
- You've got 3, 2-
434
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,182
- I can't get a,
435
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:55,922
No. Those pants are too
tight underneath there.
436
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,097
I can't.
437
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:58,663
- These pants aren't too tight.
438
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:00,100
Fucking, they come
right down there.
439
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,579
- Randy.
440
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,103
Look, they're not too tight.
441
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,278
I couldn't get up.
442
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,453
I couldn't curl my hand up here.
443
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:06,454
It wasn't fucking fair. I can't-
444
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:07,890
- It's an excuse.
445
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,500
How do you squeeze a fucking bag
446
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,327
if you can't even
get up behind it?
447
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:12,199
- Too dangerous.
448
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:12,895
You either lose the pants or
you lose by disqualification.
449
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:13,896
- What?
450
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,724
That's bullshit.
451
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,465
That's horse cocks.
452
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,162
- That's fucking horse cocks.
- Isn't it Mr. Lahey?
453
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,208
You lose by
disqualification then, Randy.
454
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:22,035
Ricky, you-
455
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,645
- No, no.
456
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,386
Maybe Ricky should take
his pants off too then.
457
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:26,822
I don't need to
take my pants off.
458
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:27,997
You can get a fucking
grip on those.
459
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,216
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
460
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:30,695
Well I'm not losing the,
461
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:31,696
I'll take the
frigging pants off.
462
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,176
I don't freaking care.
463
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,874
These people don't care.
464
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,963
Pants are coming
off, Mr. Lahey.
465
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,225
- What?
466
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,704
Here we go.
467
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:40,705
Randy Bobandy.
468
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,142
- Friggin' right pants.
469
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,666
Randy Bobandy.
470
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,102
Okay, Mr. Lahey.
471
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,756
Randy Bobandy.
472
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:48,757
Mr. Lahey.
473
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,237
- Ass as sweet as candy.
474
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:51,760
Fold them up
for me, Mr. Lahey.
475
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,936
Did he say your ass
is sweet as candy?
476
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,156
Aye' did. A nice
set of butt cheeks.
477
00:14:57,592 --> 00:15:00,464
- Okay.
- - Oh my Jesus, okay.
478
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:03,380
Okay. Ricky. Randy,
tuck your fucking nuts in.
479
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,860
- Frick.
- Would you?
480
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,122
There's a camera.
481
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,081
Where?
482
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,082
Could you?
483
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,953
Okay, Ricky, listen.
484
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,824
Could you put a towel
over them or something or?
485
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:13,825
I didn't think he'd take
the fucking pants off.
486
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:14,826
You wanted them off.
487
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:15,827
Everyone wants them off.
488
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:20,267
- Handsome Randy.
- So listen.
489
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:24,097
Listen. Remember now there's
only one little piece of fabric
490
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:28,014
between you and every fucking
bit of mess that's down there.
491
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,321
This is so fucked.
492
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,148
I'm sorry. I didn't
think he'd take them off.
493
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,715
- It's alright.
494
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:34,716
- We're into it now.
- We're in, Randy.
495
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:35,891
Ricky, lock on.
496
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,023
You've got three seconds.
497
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,024
Dig deep, buddy. You got it.
498
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,419
- 1, 2...
- 3, 2, 1.
499
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:43,899
- 1, 2...
- 3, 2, 1.
500
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:46,293
Randy, get a grip. Lock on.
501
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,077
Watch the fingers, Randy.
502
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,600
Eye contact.
503
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:51,951
Here we go.
504
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,778
Randy.
505
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:54,605
On the count of three,
you go to full compression.
506
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:55,563
Here we go.
507
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:56,390
3, 2, 1.
508
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,304
3, 2, 1.
509
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:58,174
3, 2, 1.
510
00:15:58,174 --> 00:15:59,001
Compressed.
511
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:02,744
Randy, watch the fingers.
512
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:03,745
Watch the fingers.
513
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,355
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
514
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:06,356
He just grabbed my shaft.
515
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,923
- Randy.
- What?
516
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,969
- I saw the finger go up
the side of the shaft.
517
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,145
Yellow card, Randy.
518
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,276
- You grabbed my fucking shaft.
519
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,061
Do you remember that?
520
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,410
Do you remember fucking
clamping right onto my shaft?
521
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,977
I didn't clamp on anything.
522
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,369
That's one of the fucking rules.
523
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:20,370
You clamped on his shaft.
524
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:21,545
You broke the rule.
525
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,330
- He needs to get a yellow card.
526
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:24,157
He friggin' took his
fingernails and went right
527
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,158
into my scrotum.
528
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,724
I didn't see that.
529
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,291
No, I did
not. That's bullshit.
530
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,466
- Look at it. Look.
- You can tell. Look.
531
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:30,467
I didn't see that Randy.
532
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:31,991
Look right there.
533
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,687
- Jesus.
- Chipper. Frig off.
534
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:34,558
- Look at that.
535
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:35,385
Just wait here.
536
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:36,212
Turn around
537
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:37,039
into the light.
538
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:37,822
I can't see it.
539
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:38,649
- Look.
540
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:40,521
- Ricky.
541
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:41,870
Frig off, Chipper.
542
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,002
That was there.
543
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,568
Those-- That was there.
544
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,005
- Ricky. He's got three
crescents on his sack.
545
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,093
Yellow card.
546
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,488
You each got a yellow card.
547
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:54,578
He does have three
crescents on there, Ricky.
548
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,102
And I told you.
549
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,538
'Kay, Randy. Step back
up to the plate, Ricky.
550
00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:59,192
Whoa. We gotta keep going?
551
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:00,280
- You're gonna re-lock.
552
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,108
We're fucking settling
553
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,022
- this once and for all.
- Unless, you wanna stop?
554
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:05,459
- 'Kay. Come on, Ricky.
- You give up?
555
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,026
Let's go Randy.
556
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,766
Stay the fuck away from my cock.
557
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:09,767
Latch on.
558
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,379
Eye contact.
559
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:13,902
Go get him, Randy.
560
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:14,729
In 3, 2, 1.
561
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:15,556
In 3, 2, 1.
562
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:16,687
In 3, 2, 1.
563
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,385
Compress.
564
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:19,342
Get mad, Ricky. Get mad.
565
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,085
Come on, Randy.
566
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,043
Randy, Randy,
Randy, Randy, Randy.
567
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,566
Nice.
568
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:26,958
- Randy tapped out.
- - Nice.
569
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,177
- Ricky. Ricky.
570
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,051
Ricky, I gotta give
you the official.
571
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,922
I gotta give you the
official hands up.
572
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,184
- Ricky wins.
- Nice work buddy.
573
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,666
You drove your
fingernails in even deeper.
574
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:39,841
There's no fucking
fingernails going anywhere
575
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,016
near your bag right there.
576
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,931
I can show you right now.
577
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:43,932
- That's it. I'll show you.
- - That's bullshit.
578
00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:45,064
- Pants are coming off.
579
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,630
You fucking keep showing me.
580
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,154
You fucking taking
your pants off?
581
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,329
Randy, keep your pants on.
582
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:50,025
You keep those fucking pants on.
583
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,113
- Randy.
584
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,506
- Okay.
- Boys. Boys.
585
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:53,637
- Ricky.
- No, let 'em go.
586
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:54,856
- Ricky.
- Let 'em go.
587
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,205
- Ricky.
- Get off.
588
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:57,076
Get up.
589
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,207
Fuck off.
590
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:14,919
Hey, what's going on everybody?
591
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,095
Bub's here.
592
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,227
Day one of the fucking tour.
593
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:20,751
We just ended up
in Oakland here,
594
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:23,363
so I thought I'd do a tour diary
595
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:24,538
for you guys.
596
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,713
I'll show you round here.
597
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,149
I just got on the fucking bus.
598
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,151
This is our big fancy bus.
599
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,326
Look at this thing.
600
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,545
We got stereo and, you know,
601
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,634
We got stereo and, you know,
602
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:34,548
table, TV.
603
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:35,766
Table, TV.
604
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:38,204
Not sure who that is.
605
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:39,814
All this shit.
606
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,946
Look at this fucking
bus. Beautiful bus.
607
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:45,559
Look, there's where
you do all your peeing.
608
00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:47,126
There's a shower in there.
609
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:49,998
That. We got some fridges.
610
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,130
Then you go in here.
611
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,089
This is where all the bunks are.
612
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:57,614
You know, for the people and
us and the crew and everybody.
613
00:18:57,614 --> 00:19:00,008
This is a big fucking deal.
614
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,140
And then back here,
615
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,578
you got like a back
lounge thing in here.
616
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,449
Bubs, you know to turn
the fucking volume back on?
617
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,669
You start fucking
with the remote.
618
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:09,844
I'm watching "Walk the Line."
619
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,193
I can't hear God damn a thing.
620
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,936
Well Julian, I
don't know how to work it here.
621
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,242
Turn some lights on.
622
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:18,635
What's he doing?
623
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:20,550
He's fucked.
624
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:21,377
- Ricky.
625
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,250
Ricky.
626
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,034
We gotta go on the fucking
stage in like an hour.
627
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,166
You know that right?
628
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,079
Yeah, I'm good.
629
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,822
- What were you
drinking? You're fucked.
630
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,389
- I got two joints left.
631
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:34,564
I hope some people
hook us up tonight
632
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:35,565
'cause we're running low boys.
633
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:37,393
We got two joints.
634
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:38,220
That's all I have left
from what we smuggled in.
635
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,700
Fuck sakes.
636
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:40,875
You can't watch a Johnny
Cash fucking movie
637
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,355
without fucking volume.
638
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,662
Do you wanna
smoke a joint, Bubs?
639
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:47,229
It's not that powerful.
640
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,971
Ricky.
641
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:52,626
- How do they make
bricks different colors?
642
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,410
- What?
643
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:55,585
There's all these
different colored bricks.
644
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:56,630
How do they do it? It's amazing.
645
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:57,544
Where?
646
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,200
Those bricks right
there are painted.
647
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,421
- Ricky, you're fucked.
648
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,336
You're fucked.
649
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,903
Stop eating all
that chocolate shit, man.
650
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:09,904
Hey, do you
want a chocolate, Bubs?
651
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,603
- No. Is that a weed chocolate?
652
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,126
- I don't know, but
it's fucking delicious.
653
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:16,693
- How many of these did you eat?
654
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,350
Four of six of them. Rick.
655
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:24,832
Ricky. Those are fucking
high potency weed chocolates.
656
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,618
One will get you
up for four hours.
657
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:31,491
One will get normal
people up for four hours.
658
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,844
Well, there you
go. Day fucking one.
659
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,237
There's no show
tonight though, is there?
660
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,369
There's a show in an hour.
661
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,459
We haven't even fucking-
662
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:44,460
- Do I have to be in it?
663
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,724
Day one.
664
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,987
This is what I deal with
on a fucking regular basis.
665
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:52,512
Day one. He's too fucked
to even go on stage.
666
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,165
Thanks a lot Ricky.
667
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:55,210
That's awesome.
668
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,257
Get this volume working, Bubs.
669
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,781
- I'm not fucking-- You
get the volume working.
670
00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:01,782
Have a chocolate.
671
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:02,783
Fuck, unbelievable.
672
00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:05,829
- Julian.
- What?
673
00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,004
- Get the fuck over here.
- Your bed.
674
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:08,267
This is your bed by the way.
675
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,790
- My bed?
- Yeah, that's your bed.
676
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,270
Well, you
said you were moving in.
677
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,663
I'm not, you're not
both fucking moving in.
678
00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:16,187
- How am I supposed to
like, it's being rented.
679
00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:17,319
My place is being rented.
680
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,103
Sleep in my car.
681
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:21,802
Bubs is gonna have
to sleep in your car.
682
00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:23,891
I'm not. I'm
sleeping in my shed.
683
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:27,503
Not for the next
two, three months.
684
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:28,809
Maybe four.
685
00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:31,333
- Okay. Just whoa now.
- What?
686
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,640
You did not rent my shed.
687
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,250
It's part of the package, Bubs.
688
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,034
- No, it is not
- If I can move in here,
689
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,253
- part of the fucking package.
- You can move in here.
690
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:39,080
- No.
- There you go.
691
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,255
Yes it is.
692
00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:41,778
No, I hate to tell you.
693
00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:43,476
No. Well you can
pay the entire-
694
00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:45,086
- You happy now?
- Do you have $550?
695
00:21:45,086 --> 00:21:47,393
You fucking survive
this one, didn't you?
696
00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,699
You're fucking lucky is
your little fucking one leg.
697
00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:52,223
- Fuck.
- Julian, I swear, fuck.
698
00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:54,138
If you rented shed my out,
699
00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:57,228
I'm gonna boot your nuts right
up inside your body cavity.
700
00:21:57,228 --> 00:21:58,969
Temporarily rented.
701
00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:02,103
- Did I make lace?
- How much am I getting paid?
702
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:03,539
How much you getting paid?
703
00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:05,149
What do you get a
sublease on that thing?
704
00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:07,151
Do you actually
even have a lease?
705
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:10,459
- How much am I getting
paid for my shed?
706
00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:13,462
- You're gonna move in
here and have free rent.
707
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,159
So what works out better?
708
00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:17,248
- How much are you getting paid?
709
00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:19,076
- For them?
- Yeah.
710
00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:20,251
Well, that doesn't matter
711
00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:21,775
because that's all gonna go
712
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,734
into the pool of money,
the collective pool.
713
00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:25,909
And then we're gonna
figure out a way
714
00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:27,781
of making some more money.
715
00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:29,913
How about your lips go on to
the fucking pool of my nuts?
716
00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:31,480
Well I'm just saying
717
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,047
- they're moving in.
- How about that?
718
00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:34,831
And they've got a
couple dogs. Okay?
719
00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:36,355
- Dogs?
720
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,313
They're gonna put
it a little space.
721
00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:40,359
There's no fucking dogs
moving into my shed, bud.
722
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,751
Yeah, there is.
723
00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:43,274
Yeah. We'll see.
724
00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:44,711
So you gotta get
your shit outta there
725
00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:45,886
because they're
moving in in two days.
726
00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:47,496
Yeah, we'll see about that.
727
00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:49,542
They show up with dogs,
728
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:51,848
and I'll shoot the
cocksucker with a pallet gun.
729
00:22:51,848 --> 00:22:52,675
What kind of dogs?
730
00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:54,503
In the arse.
731
00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:56,592
Oh, they're just those
little, those French poodles
732
00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:58,420
- or whatever they call those.
- No,
733
00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,813
- I don't like French poodles.
- Those big sized ones?
734
00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:01,380
- The bigger ones?
- Yeah.
735
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,555
- I don't mind. I don't
like the little fuckers.
736
00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:03,556
I don't like little dogs.
737
00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:04,557
- No, it's the big ones.
738
00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:05,558
- No, big dogs are okay.
739
00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:07,386
They're kind of cute.
740
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,562
Anyway, we got some big
plans coming up, Bubs.
741
00:23:09,562 --> 00:23:11,390
And we're gonna
turn in this place
742
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,610
into a money generating,
fucking successful business.
743
00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:16,177
Well I don't know.
744
00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:17,700
And it's only gonna
take us four months.
745
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:18,875
I am not moving out of my shed.
746
00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:20,703
So your nuts sweat a lot?
747
00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:24,098
Mine too. Should use a piece
of sponge to put on the bottom.
748
00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:26,056
I never said my
nuts sweat a lot.
749
00:23:26,056 --> 00:23:28,189
What are you talking about?
750
00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:32,367
- I thought you said his
mouth could take a pool
751
00:23:32,367 --> 00:23:34,195
- or something about your nuts.
- - What?
752
00:23:34,195 --> 00:23:35,501
I thought it was nut sweat.
753
00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:37,067
No, I just mean...
754
00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:38,982
What are you talking
about nut sweat for?
755
00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:40,419
I don't know. I wasn't.
756
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,246
I said you could-
757
00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:44,510
- I should start selling those
now that I think about it.
758
00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:47,251
'Cause I bet a lot of people's
nuts sweat as bad as mine.
759
00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:49,863
Just take a little sponge,
760
00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:51,560
and you just cut a
little wafer sponge
761
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,606
and put it right
underneath your nuts sack
762
00:23:53,606 --> 00:23:55,477
in your underwear and boom.
763
00:23:56,957 --> 00:23:58,828
And then what do you do with it?
764
00:23:58,828 --> 00:24:00,656
Just bring it out.
765
00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:03,180
But then you go around,
fucking, with like a,
766
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:06,749
- what do you?
- A soppy, wet nut sponge?
767
00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:07,750
- It's better than-
- Who would want that?
768
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,622
Soppy wet underwear.
769
00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:11,101
But it's sweat.
770
00:24:11,101 --> 00:24:12,451
It's probably gonna
be worse, man.
771
00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:15,236
All right?
772
00:24:15,236 --> 00:24:17,107
- No one's gonna bother.
773
00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:18,631
Why don't you just make
sponge underwear, Ricky?
774
00:24:18,631 --> 00:24:19,849
- Boom.
775
00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:20,894
Million dollar idea.
776
00:24:22,591 --> 00:24:24,201
Until you sit down.
777
00:24:25,594 --> 00:24:28,249
And you leave a big,
fucking wet spot
778
00:24:29,946 --> 00:24:32,209
'cause your sweaty arse
sponge is all over everything.
779
00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:50,010
- Ah fuck, fuck.
Back off. Oh fuck, fuck, fuck.
780
00:24:50,010 --> 00:24:54,101
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Jesus Christ. Fuck, fuck.
781
00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:02,805
Fuck off.
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