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Warning.
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The following program contains
really coarse language.
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Drug use, Ricky.
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Alcohol consumption, smoking,
and sexual inferences.
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This content may not be
suitable for viewers under 18.
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controls, please press
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the big go yourself
button on your remote control.
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Julian?
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What?
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How high are you?
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I'm not coming over there
for a few more minutes.
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You're that high?
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Yes!
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I love it when
Julian's fucked up.
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Just come sit down, here.
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With Uncle Bubbles,
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and I'll get your belly.
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No, man.
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You don't understand, that-
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- Come sit
on Uncle Bubble's lap.
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I started going through
this coloring book
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last night to pick
a picture to color,
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but this is a fucked
up coloring book, man.
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The sayings are fucked.
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Like, have you
ever heard of this?
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As fucked up as a soup sandwich.
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No.
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Couldn't they have did
something better than that?
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What is it?
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As fucked up as a soup sandwich.
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Why would you make a
sandwich out of soup?
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I am totally as fucked up
as a soup sandwich right now.
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Jesus fucking Christ,
what happened to your hand?
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How'd it get, like,
so small and metallic?
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- What?
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Gloves.
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Oh, boy, I'm turning
into a robot bird.
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Like a rooster man.
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It's like a rooster.
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Get that fuckin' thing
away from me, man.
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No, no, no.
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No.
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Bubs.
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Jesus, man.
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Jesus, that is
fuckin' weird, man.
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You wouldn't wanna
beat your meat
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with that little-
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- You know what?
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Bubs, you're being a,
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this is what you're
being right now.
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No, it's not that type.
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No, that's not a good one.
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- Jokes.
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See, make sense of this for me.
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Shit in one hand,
wish in the other,
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and see which fills up first.
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That's a weird one.
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Can you explain that to me,
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so that it makes sense?
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- Well, it's pretty
straightforward, Ricky.
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What does that mean to you?
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Oh, fuck.
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What did it say?
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- Okay, that one's just as good.
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- Jerk licker?
- Jerk licker.
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- What does a jerk licker mean?
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That's somebody that buys
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Jamaican beef jerky
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and licks it.
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Or it's somebody that licks you.
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As you're jerkin'.
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That's a jerk licker, buddy.
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Shit pouch.
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All right, that's not
bad, I like shit pouch.
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What's a shit pouch?
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A pouch you carry your
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shit around in.
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It's a great pouch.
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- A gunt puddle.
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Oh, jeez.
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- What is that?
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- A gunt puddle.
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- It's sweat coming off a gunt,
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that forms into a puddle.
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It's a fuckin', that's,
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you can't unsee that, can you?
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What is this book
you have, there?
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Why does it say
'gunt puddle' in it?
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All right.
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I don't know if it's
the fuckin' buzz on,
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I can't even read this 'cause
I don't even know how to.
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What is this book?
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- What is this, what
does that page even say?
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Eat a bag of dicks.
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Says, mosquitoes,
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mosquitoes so big, they
could fuck full crown
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turkey, flat foot.
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Mosquitoes so big,
they could fuck
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a full crown
turkey, flat footed.
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A full crown turkey,
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what's a full-
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- What the fuck is that?
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Full grown!
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Full grown.
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Mosquitoes so big,
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they could fuck a full
grown turkey, flat footed.
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That's a mosquito.
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He's so big, he's
standing flat footed
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putting the fuckin'
blocks to a turkey.
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From behind.
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What the fuck is
Randy doing out there?
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Sounds like he's, like,
flipping cars or something.
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No, he's got that fuckin' thing,
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that lower crane thing rented,
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and he's fuckin' knocking
down the playground.
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He says he's gonna put
in a new playground,
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but he doesn't even know
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he put up the new
swing set, and then
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he swung the crane around
to get the old part out,
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and he bashed the brand
new swing set to pieces.
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So, he's doing it
in the wrong order.
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You know the word, 'gunt'?
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- Yeah.
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- Does that mean there's
also a word called,
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what is it now?
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You're way too high.
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Gock.
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- A gock?
- - A gock.
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- A gunt cock?
- Yeah.
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Is that what it's called?
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There's gotta be a
name for that one.
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A dude that's got
the shit going on,
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you know what I mean?
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Randy's got a gock, right?
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Phil Collins definitely had one.
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- He had a gock.
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He had something.
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He had a man cave flap.
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Used to come down, and then
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there was a flap.
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Like, a hanging flap,
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Oh, man, he was-
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- 'Cause remember,
I used to hit it?
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Did you roll joints already?
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Yeah, I got re-rolled joints.
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- Okay.
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We're pretty much ready to go.
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- Okay, amazing.
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Anything else for you, baby?
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- Well, I came to
fuckin' fix your window.
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But like, thanks, man.
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Oh yeah, no problem.
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You can, kind of,
fuck off now, right?
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This is his house, Terry.
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Hey.
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He's blowing up your skirt
with that exhaust, like.
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That's disgusting.
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Oh, you seem to like it.
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You didn't show
up for three weeks,
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what do you want me to do?
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What did you expect?
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You know how long it
took to fuckin' ride here
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from Caudry?
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How did you even,
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how are you even alive?
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I'm a bit parched.
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Hey, I just fixed
the window, man.
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Okay.
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Lance, we're going camping.
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Oh, really?
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Happen to actually
know a cool spot.
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Okay, yeah,
no, I'll come for sure.
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Like, I can come
camping with you guys.
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You just gonna follow us?
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Yeah, don't drive
too fast, Lance.
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I told you I'd
come, like, I did.
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So, there.
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Just drive!
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Yeah, my first
impression of Terry
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wasn't that great.
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He's kind of an asshole to me.
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But, we did leave him
a trail of beer cans
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so he can, like, find his way.
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I got an extra steak
for him, too, so.
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- Guys?
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- I can't believe you found us.
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Right on, nice spot.
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Yeah, man.
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There's some steaks and
some beer in the cooler.
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Don't invite him for dinner!
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You can have one.
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You can have a beer.
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- Seems like you guys are, like,
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suddenly just getting
along better than anything.
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You know, you sure your Lance
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is all?
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He has a job, first of all.
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Oh, really?
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More than you do.
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Do you think he can get me one?
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No!
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He has a big heart,
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and he's super fun,
and he let me drive
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his fuckin' truck.
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- Yeah well, I'm having
fun with him too, so.
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Yeah well, don't
have fun with Lance!
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I'm having fun with Lance!
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Keep that, bear.
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Hey Trish, where'd
you put your joints?
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Oh, sorry.
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Lance will know, Lance knows.
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What's that?
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Did you bring any smokes?
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Oh, fuck no.
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Ahh.
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- You know, like, how many times
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in my life, am I
gonna just let Terry
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break my heart?
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We gave her hard
last night, holy shit.
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Whoo!
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Can I use your pump, there?
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Yeah, I got my
pump with me down here.
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- Oh, right on.
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Sweet.
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Where ya goin'?
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Oh, I'm gonna go get
some fuckin' smokes.
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You gonna pick
me up a bag of ice too,
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while you're out there?
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Totally, for sure, Lance.
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Jesus fucking Christ!
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Why don't you just get
in the tent with Terry.
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Right on.
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Hey, goin' to a
drift event, there.
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- What the fuck's a drift event?
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You give her shit around corners
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and you just fuckin' send her.
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Like a race?
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Yeah, man.
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Thanks, bud!
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Fuckin' A!
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♪ Pour some sugar on me
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♪ Ow!
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I like your guitar, Lance.
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Thanks, yeah, it
looks good on you.
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My sister is a
better guitar player
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but she's a bitch.
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- You know what's better?
- What?
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For playing guitar?
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Getting high.
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I don't know why we
haven't gotten high, yet.
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I don't think
we've ever waited that long.
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You got my keys?
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Remember?
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When I was like, "Terry."
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Fuck, did he give
me the keys back?
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Have you met Terry?
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You don't know Terry.
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It's been like
five fuckin' hours.
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Yeah, maybe he'll
be back in a month.
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Even though I've been
back and forth a few times,
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I'm not really sure
where I am, so.
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My old man told me, like,
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sometimes if you're lost,
take the road less traveled.
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♪ Like an ocean
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♪ And there's nothing
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♪ But trouble for me
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- Okay, babe, can I
get you something else?
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Yeah, you can get me the
fuck out of here, Lance!
269
00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:25,712
We have to leave eventually.
270
00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,583
How are we gonna go?
271
00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,106
Well, Monday, there'll
be ranchers driving around.
272
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,978
If we break in the truck,
273
00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:33,241
we can't go anywhere 'cause we
don't have the fuckin' keys!
274
00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:34,808
Who's the idiot logic now?
275
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:35,809
_ Yeah, but I can get
high if we break in
276
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,593
to the fucking truck!
277
00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,377
I'm assuming you have
fucking car insurance, right?
278
00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:41,641
- Yeah?
- I think it's paid.
279
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,425
- Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Which fucking window do you,
280
00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:44,992
you get to choose.
281
00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,820
Which window do you
want me to break, Lance?
282
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:49,474
No, we're not gonna
break the window just yet.
283
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,302
We're not gonna die.
284
00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:52,173
Then you better start
walkin', and go find Terry.
285
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:53,696
- Fuck!
286
00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:55,567
Don't come
back without the keys!
287
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,223
How's it goin', man?
288
00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:00,834
- Oh, what the hell you
got goin' on there, bud?
289
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,400
Oh, I got another flat tire.
290
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,228
Like, I'm trying to go
get some ice and smokes
291
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,055
for my old lady.
292
00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,317
Oh, shit.
293
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:09,538
- Wait, wait up!
294
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:10,713
Right on, man!
295
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:11,932
Whoo!
296
00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:12,802
Bushy!
297
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:13,803
Oh, Terry.
298
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:14,978
You got an air pump?
299
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,153
I don't have a pump, but
300
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,981
I can take you somewhere.
301
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:21,985
I gotta get a new tube.
302
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,031
Whoo!
303
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:25,597
Oh, like, maybe I can like
304
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,469
give you a couple
bucks for the lift.
305
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:28,644
Hold on, I got a little
shrapnel in here, I think.
306
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,080
Two or seven bucks.
307
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:33,693
Ah, it's just the keys.
308
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,696
Oh, fuck, these
are Lance's keys.
309
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,654
I need to get to Crowsnest Pass,
310
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:39,786
I don't know if that's possible.
311
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:40,961
Crowsnest is the other way,
312
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,702
but yeah, we can go there.
313
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,703
Holy fuck!
314
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:46,836
Whoo!
315
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:47,707
- 1953!
316
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,144
Are you serious?
317
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,711
It's a little bit
of an emergency,
318
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,712
maybe you can hock me
my bike tire, there.
319
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,104
Yeah, oh, okay.
320
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,758
Do you have anything else?
321
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:56,933
No, just the bike.
322
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,108
Gave her bod.
323
00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,457
Stole his friend's keys,
324
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:00,632
I wasn't really sure.
325
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,156
I dropped him off camera.
326
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,679
She's fuckin' flat again, right?
327
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,202
And that's kinda like
my life, you know?
328
00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,074
I'm, like you just
put a little in,
329
00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,510
I don't actually fix it.
330
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:09,424
And I've been thinking
as I'm riding,
331
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:10,251
it's like,
332
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,210
that's what I gotta do
with Lance and Trish.
333
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:15,082
I just gotta fuckin'
deal with it.
334
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:23,743
Trish.
335
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,527
Sorry I fucked off for so long!
336
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:27,398
I'm sorry.
337
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:28,704
You are?
338
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,619
- Aww.
- Lance is a dick.
339
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:31,620
Where is Lance?
340
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:32,795
- I don't care.
341
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,492
He went to look for you.
342
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,494
Well, let's go.
343
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:38,409
The wardens will clean it up.
344
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,589
Whoo!
345
00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:47,027
Yeah, my husband and I
got back together, finally.
346
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,115
Have a great night!
347
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:49,116
Thank you.
348
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,474
I feel really shitty.
349
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:00,562
'Cause I'm the one
that sent him off.
350
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,914
I'm the one that, like,
fuckin' screamed at him.
351
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:07,395
What am I supposed
to tell Terry?
352
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:08,570
Like, oh, sorry babe.
353
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,137
I went to fucking get your beer
354
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,747
and I didn't come home,
355
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:14,228
because I had to go
fucking find Lance.
356
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:15,316
Thanks a lot, Lance.
357
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:16,404
Way to be missing.
358
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,234
- Let's go.
- Just wait.
359
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,757
These two have been
fuckin' goin' at each other
360
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:24,064
for two months now,
like wild cats.
361
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,935
Come on, Randy.
362
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:26,806
And it's stopping tonight,
I'm telling you right now.
363
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:27,807
- You wanna go?
364
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,330
I'll go.
365
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,158
Let's finish this to the
fuckin' death tonight.
366
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,159
Take the freakin' pants off,
I'll fight you right here.
367
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,163
All right.
368
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,729
I got proof, Ricky.
369
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:38,730
Proof of all the shit
that you've done to me.
370
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:39,949
I got Chipper take some,
371
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,472
get some video clips and shit.
372
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:42,996
Where the fuck?
373
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,171
Hold the fuck on
a second, right now.
374
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:44,998
- Did you get that shit for him?
375
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:45,955
Hey, dummy.
376
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,827
Hey.
377
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,959
One of us has to leave
the fuckin' theater, okay?
378
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,135
Well, leave then.
379
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:54,007
Let's have a competition.
380
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:54,834
First person to break a
bone of the other person.
381
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,922
No.
382
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,488
- They win.
- No.
383
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:58,968
And the loser has to leave.
384
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,796
- We're gonna have a
peaceful night tonight.
385
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:01,841
- I got strong bones.
- You started all this shit,
386
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,581
I could fuck all to you!
387
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,148
You frig off, Ricky.
388
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,149
You've pissed in my
shoes so many times,
389
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,194
I can't even count.
390
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,717
Danny!
391
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:09,718
Bring up that video
of all the shit
392
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:10,850
that Ricky's done to me.
393
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,025
Check this out, folks.
394
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,417
Look at this.
395
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:16,072
Ricky caulked every single door,
396
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,900
all of the freakin' windows.
397
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,510
We couldn't get out of
our trailer for two weeks.
398
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,339
Pissing on my barbecue!
399
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,081
Oh, my freak!
400
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,691
This was funny.
401
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,606
I got one of those
magic eraser things.
402
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:31,958
It wouldn't take dick off
the siding on the trailer!
403
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,525
Fuck you guys.
404
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:37,964
- And look what he did.
- Mr. Lahey was having a nap,
405
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,226
look what he did to him.
406
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,666
Ricky.
407
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,624
That's a penis and
a scrotum, everybody.
408
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,235
That's a nice pair of pants.
409
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,410
Pants were ruined.
410
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,107
- And you put the piss dribbles.
411
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,024
- Pissing on things.
- - All right, I forgot.
412
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,939
I was wasted, I'm sorry.
413
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,985
Ricky, what kind of person
pisses on things like that?
414
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,116
You did that!
415
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:02,989
I didn't know that was you!
416
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,687
Oh, the mail's stuck together.
417
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,602
What the freak are
you doing to my chee-
418
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,082
You did not take-
419
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,779
I was wondering where
that burger went!
420
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,346
Pretty tasty, bud.
421
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:13,521
No!
422
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:16,611
Ricky, you
pissed right on the meat.
423
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:20,615
He pissed on my, my burgers!
424
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:21,921
- Well, you must've smelled it.
425
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,531
That is low, Ricky.
426
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:30,103
Mr. Lahey, the barbecue
freakin' broke!
427
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,278
Ricky, I didn't know
428
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,801
you pissed right on the meat.
429
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:33,628
Oh, don't do it, Randers.
430
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:35,108
Randy, oh!
431
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,373
How did you not taste
all that piss cheese
432
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,548
and piss meat?
433
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:41,810
Some of it had to evaporate
434
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,290
'cause the grill is on.
435
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,422
Tasted though, it kind of, like-
436
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,555
- But then it's gonna
be stained with piss.
437
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,296
- It was like asparagus tasting.
438
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:50,862
- Piss infused.
439
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,429
Asparagus taste.
440
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,170
Piss smoked.
441
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,998
Don't act like you're
fuckin' innocent, Randy.
442
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,565
'Cause you're not.
443
00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:59,001
- I'm innocent.
- Yeah, bullshit.
444
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,046
- I haven't done hardly
anything to Ricky.
445
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,351
Just doin' my job.
446
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,178
Oh, is that right?
447
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,875
Hardly anything?
448
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,007
Is that the way, okay.
449
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,530
Hang on, Randy.
450
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:07,967
I wasn't gonna
fuckin' show this,
451
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,272
but you're not getting
away with this.
452
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:10,447
What is it?
453
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:11,840
Ricky, don't freak out.
454
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,711
- What?
455
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,539
Do not freak out, there's
some things you're gonna see.
456
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:16,845
There's more shit he's done
to me, I don't know about?
457
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:17,846
There's a couple things,
458
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:18,847
don't freak out.
459
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,327
You're fuckin' dead.
460
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:21,284
Danny, put up the
fuckin' footage.
461
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,766
- Hey, stop freakin' filming.
- Get the freak out of here,
462
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,202
it's none of your business.
463
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,508
Get the freak out of here.
464
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,685
Look, he had a whole tilapia.
465
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,208
Oh, you fuck.
466
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,731
Whole fuckin' tilapia.
467
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,255
I thought
you'd be hungry, Ricky.
468
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,430
That's why my car smells like
469
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,431
a dirty fuckin' stripper.
470
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,086
Tilapia.
471
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,652
Oh yeah, fucked over my gas tank
472
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,132
with maple syrup, and
car didn't work anymore.
473
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:44,003
That was fuel injector, queen.
474
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,482
Yeah, okay.
475
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,006
It should be working good,
476
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:47,832
your car is a piece
of junk, Ricky.
477
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,269
Fuck you.
478
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:50,444
Randy, there's no such thing as
479
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:51,967
Aunt Jemima fuel injector.
480
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:52,968
This was actually pretty good.
481
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:54,100
Nice way to wake up.
482
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,405
This was a good one.
483
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,757
You could've
burned him to death, Randy!
484
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:00,976
Oh, Ricky could take it.
485
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,064
- Could've burned him to death.
486
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,544
Okay that's,
487
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,241
okay wait, now whoa, whoa.
488
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,938
I didn't-I swear to fuck,
489
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,418
if you pissed on me, Randy.
490
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:09,724
Oh, don't show this, please.
491
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:14,294
Oh!
492
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,860
- Ricky, don't throw up.
493
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,775
Do not throw up on the stage.
494
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,866
Randy, that's fuckin' greasy.
495
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,651
That's a greasy move.
496
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,696
That's not as bad as
pissing on things, Bubbles.
497
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,524
That's unbelievable.
498
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,048
- I tasted your cock grease,
is that what you're telling me?
499
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,310
- Oh yeah?
- Was it cheesy?
500
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,269
Ah, Ricky.
501
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,750
Ricky, calm down.
502
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:36,707
- We gotta fuckin' go right now.
503
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:37,882
No, Ricky.
504
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,058
- I don't wanna fight right now,
505
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,189
I just wanna watch this, Ricky.
506
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:41,625
No, we're fuckin' goin'.
507
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:45,760
Ricky, Ricky, Ricky!
508
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:46,848
Listen.
509
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,023
Randy, sit down.
510
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,459
Oh my fuck, you're greasy.
511
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,504
- What the fuck?
512
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:51,679
- Sit!
- Look at that.
513
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,551
Ah look, Randy!
514
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,814
- Are you gonna take
that shit off your hand?
515
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:57,815
Frig off, Ricky.
516
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,382
Just watch this, please.
517
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,776
- You're fuckin' covered in oil.
518
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:02,907
What is on you?
519
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,954
It burns, it kinda burns.
520
00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:09,044
Oh yeah, look it.
521
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,437
Fuck, you're
fightin' on the screen
522
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,439
and you're fightin' in here.
523
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,049
Ricky,
524
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:16,095
I promised him we
would watch this.
525
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,792
It's fuckin' bullshit, Bubbles!
526
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,750
Oh, just be nice!
527
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,361
He's fragile.
528
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,840
You're fuckin' lucky
it's Lahey's birthday.
529
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,103
I'm telling you right now.
530
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,148
Tomorrow, you're fair game.
531
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,976
You should not be
rubbing your penis
532
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,064
on his glasses!
533
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:31,632
That's fuckin' greasy.
534
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,155
Look.
535
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,678
I'm not fuckin' doin'
this tonight, boys.
536
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,898
The whole show's not
gonna be this bullshit.
537
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,465
Okay?
538
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,206
So, I'll let you pick
one competition each,
539
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,903
and that's gonna settle it.
540
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,296
- All right, no problem.
541
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:44,297
Anything we want?
542
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:45,428
- Within reason, Ricky.
543
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,082
Nothin' too crazy.
544
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,605
- All right.
- We're gonna flip a coin
545
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,303
to see who gets to pick
the first competition.
546
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,826
Julian?
547
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,306
- You're not gonna like
what I pick, Randy.
548
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,916
It's gonna settle
the feud, Bubs?
549
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,439
Do you have a coin?
550
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:57,788
All right, heads
or tails, Randy?
551
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:58,789
- Heads.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
552
00:18:58,789 --> 00:18:59,181
Why does he get to pick?
553
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,314
It's a coin toss,
554
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:02,924
it doesn't matter, man.
555
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:05,796
- We should flip a coin
to see who gets to pick.
556
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:08,408
Ricky, it's a 50/50 thing,
it doesn't fuckin' matter.
557
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:09,887
Just wait, Ricky.
558
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,237
We're having a coin toss.
559
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,107
- Yeah.
560
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:15,066
You wanna have
a coin toss to see
561
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:17,243
who picks heads or tails
for this coin toss?
562
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,940
Well that'll be fuckin'
fair, wouldn't it?
563
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,768
Yeah, but who
picks heads or tails
564
00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:24,511
for this coin toss to
decide on this coin toss?
565
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,077
That's a bit of a catch 23,
566
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:27,078
I guess we have to flip
a coin for that, too.
567
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,602
It doesn't matter!
568
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,256
No, Ricky, it'll
just keep going.
569
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,779
And then you gotta pick.
570
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,215
Oh, my fuck, just flip the coin.
571
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,782
Heads or tails?
572
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:35,739
- Heads!
- All right, you go first.
573
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,306
Yes!
574
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,742
Okay Randy, what
do you want to do?
575
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:39,917
What's your competition?
576
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,615
Cheeseburger eating contest.
577
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,356
ú
578
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,966
Of course.
579
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,837
All right that's
easy, you're good.
580
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:47,664
Whoever can finish the
cheeseburger first, wins.
581
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:48,099
I can do that!
582
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,972
And you have cheeseburgers?
583
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,930
I got cheeseburgers
right here, Bubs?
584
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,238
The fuck are you going through?
585
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,066
Fuck are you doing, Randy?
586
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,634
- I'm just compacting some
other cheeseburgers I had today.
587
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:03,985
Moving the onion rings around.
588
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,856
Gonna make some room
for that burger.
589
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:07,945
- Should I be doing that, Bubs?
590
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:09,643
No, don't do that.
591
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,735
- What the fuck is goin' on.
- Randy, you got about 15,
592
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:17,172
who fuckin' carries around
15 burgers with him?
593
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:19,435
- You never know when
you're gonna get hungry.
594
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:22,221
- Okay, those feel
about, like, regulation.
595
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,483
Okay.
596
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,049
Take a burger, Ricky.
597
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,050
You're fuckin'
goin' down, Randy.
598
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,530
Standard rules.
599
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,619
On my count, you
unwrap, fuckin' eat.
600
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:32,056
First one to drive it into
the shit locker, wins.
601
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,364
Okay, step up here.
602
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:36,365
- You got this, man.
- You got it.
603
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:37,236
Step onto the line.
604
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:37,758
Right here.
605
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:40,500
Okay.
606
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,066
Are we ready?
607
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,633
Are we ready?
608
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:45,505
You guys are gonna
help me countdown.
609
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,507
In three, two, one, eat!
610
00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:50,597
- Do it, man.
- Do it, do it, Ricky.
611
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:51,772
Ricky, you got this.
612
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:52,903
- Can't open the fuckin' thing!
613
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,079
Where does it open?
614
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:55,732
Get the fuckin'-
615
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,126
- Ricky, for fuck's sakes.
616
00:20:58,126 --> 00:20:59,432
It's glued!
617
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:00,607
It's not glued!
618
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:01,738
- Fuck.
619
00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:03,958
- Yeah!
- Yes, Randy!
620
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,351
Ricky, come on.
621
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,571
I can't get that
fucked up today.
622
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,225
I gotta go down to the
Department of Motor Vehicles.
623
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:11,705
For what?
624
00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:14,403
I'm trying to
register my go-kart
625
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,275
to be used on the streets.
626
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,754
I'm trying to get
it street legal.
627
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:18,929
Not gonna happen,
628
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:19,930
doesn't have any blinkers.
629
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,105
- I put blinkers on it.
630
00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:22,585
- You need one of those fuckin'
631
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,326
upside down triangle signs.
632
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,806
I have one of those.
633
00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:27,547
I put blinkers on it,
634
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:28,939
I got the brakes all-
635
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,114
- Headlights?
636
00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:31,464
There's headlights on it.
637
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:32,639
Taillights.
638
00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:33,988
Man.
639
00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:35,859
Might be able to do it.
640
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:37,034
You could register it as
a farm vehicle, probably.
641
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,558
What about the seatbelt?
642
00:21:38,558 --> 00:21:40,037
You need, like, a
five point harness.
643
00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:40,864
I've got a fuckin'
racing harness
644
00:21:40,864 --> 00:21:42,779
in the kart.
645
00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:44,433
- All right, okay, all right.
- So, I'm gonna try to get it-
646
00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:46,217
- I think you need a
special bumper, too,
647
00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:47,523
don't ya?
648
00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:49,830
Oh, I don't know, do I?
649
00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:52,615
I'll have to weld a fuckin'
bumper onto it, then.
650
00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:53,442
I will.
651
00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:55,052
- Need a bumper.
652
00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:56,315
- I just need to be able
to go to the, you know,
653
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,055
go down to the mall in my kart.
654
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:00,623
Would make things a lot easier.
655
00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:05,628
A lot of weird shit
going on in the world.
656
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:08,370
Hurricanes.
657
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:09,066
Like what, Ricky?
658
00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:14,550
- No there isn't, man, is there?
659
00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:15,638
The area's great.
660
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:18,337
We fuckin',
661
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,816
all we do is get high
and drunk everyday, now.
662
00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:21,252
Our world is good,
but other people
663
00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:22,732
are going through hell.
664
00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:24,560
But no, what I'm trying to say,
665
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,127
our world is even more fucked
up than the outside world,
666
00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:27,302
'cause we're fucked.
667
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,479
Like all day, all night now.
668
00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:32,046
I gotta stop it.
669
00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:33,352
I gotta stop fuckin'
getting like this.
670
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,440
This high.
671
00:22:35,832 --> 00:22:38,052
I disagree, I
think it's hilarious.
672
00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:39,836
Ah, yeah.
673
00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:40,837
What's hilarious?
674
00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:42,186
Hurricanes and fires?
675
00:22:42,186 --> 00:22:44,145
No, him getting fucked up
676
00:22:44,145 --> 00:22:45,799
to the point where
he thinks, you know,
677
00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:46,930
he shit himself.
678
00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:49,193
It is good.
679
00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:50,717
There's a guy in California,
680
00:22:50,717 --> 00:22:53,067
he fought a forest
fire with Bud Light.
681
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,505
- A forest fire?
682
00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:58,072
Yep.
683
00:22:58,072 --> 00:22:59,943
Fire was coming
towards his house.
684
00:22:59,943 --> 00:23:01,162
First of all, his house
burnt down five years ago,
685
00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:04,426
in another fuckin' accident.
686
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:06,167
So, he's built a new
house after fighting
687
00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:07,386
the insurance company
for five years.
688
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,257
He's got it almost built,
689
00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:10,606
and the fuckin' fires
start comin' towards them.
690
00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:12,391
So he had, was
fighting it with water,
691
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,741
and then the town he's
in shut their water off.
692
00:23:16,525 --> 00:23:17,526
That's smart, when you got
a forest fire comin' at ya.
693
00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:18,701
So what did he do?
694
00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:20,094
- He, the only liquid he had was
695
00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:21,878
a 30 pack of Bud Light,
696
00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:23,750
and he started puncturing
little holes in it.
697
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,969
Shaken up, so he had a nice
little stream comin' out.
698
00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:27,797
Bud Light must've
been all over that.
699
00:23:27,797 --> 00:23:28,798
They should give the
guy beer for life.
700
00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:29,930
Did it work?
701
00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:32,541
It worked enough until,
702
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,369
then a firetruck
came and fuckin',
703
00:23:34,369 --> 00:23:35,414
they were able to save his home.
704
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,327
- So, he did it!
705
00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:37,807
No, man.
706
00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:39,418
It couldn't have
been a forest fire.
707
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,942
It was probably, like,
a little garden fire,
708
00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:44,466
or fuckin' lawn fire.
709
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,425
A forest fire with
30 pack of beer?
710
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,948
Whatever they have in California
711
00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:49,471
may not be a fuckin'
forest fire, a wildfire.
712
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:51,299
They have forest fires.
713
00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:52,866
Yeah, but a wild
fire is, like, crazy.
714
00:23:52,866 --> 00:23:54,737
You're not gonna stop
it with cans of beer.
715
00:23:54,737 --> 00:23:56,565
Well, he initially soaked
everything with his hose,
716
00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:57,740
and stuff. But then, they
turned the water off.
717
00:23:57,740 --> 00:23:59,612
So it was just, like a,
718
00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:01,918
he was just using it as
a second line of defense.
719
00:24:01,918 --> 00:24:04,617
You could do that.
720
00:24:04,617 --> 00:24:07,620
That was a waste of booze.
721
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:08,882
That's what I was thinking.
722
00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:12,233
He's like, he didn't
even second guess,
723
00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:13,408
he just grabbed 'em. And
I said, man, I'd be like,
724
00:24:13,408 --> 00:24:14,453
looking at that beer box, going-
725
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,019
- I thought you meant
726
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:17,064
he had, like, a
keg or something.
727
00:24:17,064 --> 00:24:18,065
Yeah, man.
728
00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:19,240
That's so fucked.
729
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,198
It's probably bullshit.
730
00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:23,200
He's probably trying
to get free beer.
731
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,333
- That's what he's trying to do.
732
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,987
You should tell
everybody you put out
733
00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:31,165
a forest fire with
a case of rum.
734
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:35,212
Tell Appleton's that you,
735
00:24:35,212 --> 00:24:37,345
tell Appleton's
that you fought off
736
00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:39,129
an alien invasion.
737
00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:41,610
Wouldn't that be like adding
gas to the fire, though?
738
00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:01,587
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
739
00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:05,416
Jesus Christ!
49543
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