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Warning, the
following program contains
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really coarse language,
drug use, Randy,
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alcohol consumption, smoking
and sexual inferences.
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This content may not be
suitable for viewers under 18.
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To activate parental
controls, please press the big
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go yourself button
on your remote control.
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Have you ever lefthanded at-
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- Yes, I have.
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Many times, just for a
little something different.
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And when I broke my
hand three times.
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Can you right
with your left hand?
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I know your right handed.
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Can you write with the left?
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He's not talking
about writing, bud.
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- I know, but I'm just,
I'm, I'm just saying.
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I can, I am ambidextrous.
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All right.
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Write, write your name.
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I will, give me
a piece of paper.
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- What about you Ricky?
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I didn't know this.
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Hey, what do you need now?
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He's gonna write
with his left hand.
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I can write exactly.
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What do you
think the communication
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from Apollo 13 was, Julian?
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What do I think it was?
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Yeah.
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Them fucking talking and saying
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how the fuck's going down there.
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With my left hand.
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- That's pretty good.
- All right.
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That's really good.
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- Did you know, yo
wanna know a fact about-
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- Fill in the blank.
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Houston-
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- We have a problem.
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- Wrong.
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No?
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Astros.
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- Houston, we've had a problem.
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I didn't know that.
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I always thought it was
"Houston, we have a problem."
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- Houston, we've had a problem?
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This isn't what he says in
the fucking movie, is it?
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I don't know, it's what they
say in the movie, I think.
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- Houston, we've had a problem.
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See this book? Sometimes
fucking is right.
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That's so fucking shabby, huh?
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Not too shabby.
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You wanna know
something crazy though?
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- Look at there though.
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- JFK, he could write his name.
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He could write, and I
mean, like, you know,
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old style writing, he could
write his name with this hand.
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He could write his
name with this hand,
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backwards and upside
down at the same time.
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- Bullshit man.
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Google it.
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JFK, he had the craziest control
of both sides of his brain.
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He could write this
one forward and normal.
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This one upside down and
backwards simultaneously.
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It's like on the-
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- Try that.
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- Did he, did he use it?
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That ability all
the time? Or what?
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- He was good with his fingers.
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That's all I know.
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Yeah, he, he banged-
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- That's pretty good
boys, you gotta admit.
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That is fucking not bad.
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- You did that with your
left hand, bullshit.
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It's on camera.
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That's pretty good, Ricky.
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That's better than what you-
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- Maybe I am left handed.
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- You are Ricky.
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You can write better
with your left hand.
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- Right? Do that with right now.
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Do it with your right hand.
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Holy fuck, Ricky.
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Fuck, am I left handed?
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- Ricky.
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And he shoot right.
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I'm ready to try shooting left.
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- Ricky.
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Are you kidding me?
Your whole life?
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Maybe that's what
the fuck's been wrong.
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Well, that's, that's
probably one of the problems.
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I golf left, I shoot left
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and I could be left
fucking handed.
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That's why my writing
you can't read, right?
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Oh my Jesus.
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But the drawing-
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- For, 40 odd
years to figure it.
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In early grade something
the teacher said,
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"Okay, take out your
pencils in your right hand
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and write your name."
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No man, they didn't say that.
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Well, the right hand that
they used to write with.
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She meant your proper hand
that you're supposed to.
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- Fucking Jesus.
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Ricky, you're pretty good.
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You're got pretty
nice handwriting.
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- Nice.
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That fucking ruined my life.
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See, look what
happens in the bubble.
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You what?
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You've ruined, you've
ruined your life?
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- Yeah.
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Now that didn't,
that didn't ruin
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your fucking life.
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Julian, he is right.
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Might have taken a completely
different trajectory
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had he known that.
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'Cause he might have-
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- Do you know how long
it tried to take me
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to do homework with
my fucking right hand?
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Fuck man, okay.
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- And you know what?
- I should have known-
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- There's lesson for you.
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When I broke my hand the
first time and I went lefty,
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it just seemed more natural.
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And you never thought to explore
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that notion a little more?
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No, I just thought it was
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'cause it was
something different.
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Here you go, Buzz.
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The usual.
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Enjoy these.
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You're amazing.
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- Ladies and gentlemen, my name
is Rusty Thelonius Diggins,
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and this is me first
meet Peter P Quass.
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Any of you mother buckers
move and I'll execute
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every last one of you.
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Peter, get the meat
in the kitchen.
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All right, Buzzy nuts.
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Meat in the bag or two
fingers in the stinker.
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I think I did good, Rusty.
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I got a lot of
the tubular meats.
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- Tubular meats.
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Nice work, Peter.
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Back to the ship,
my little Turkey.
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Thank you all for
your cooperation,
ladies and gentlemen,
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I'd like to leave you
with this little present.
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Who's winning a pitfall?
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I just, fuck I'm pumped.
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Five more minutes, boys.
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Rambo Marathon.
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Well, Ricky-
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- What?
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Don't get
too excited about Rambo.
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We don't need to watch it today.
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I haven't
seen it in forever, man.
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We don't need to watch it.
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It's a marathon.
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I know it's a
marathon, Julian, but I mean,
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I can get it on video.
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We can watch it another time.
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It's not the same Bubbs.
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It's on TV, man.
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Oh, so you like it with
the commercials in it?
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Well it gives you breaks
so you can fucking smoke
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and get food and stuff.
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Rambo or Predator? Who'd win?
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- Rambo.
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Rambo or Rocky.
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Boys?
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He'd kick the fuck outta Rocky.
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Rambo couldn't fight Rocky.
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It's the same fucking per-
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Somebody order a pizza?
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No.
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Just for fuck sakes.
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- What?
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Nothing just play your game.
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Thought you could jump-
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- Hey, Bubbles.
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Dude, you're fucking early.
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I'm not early,
I'm right on time.
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- I didn't get to tell them yet.
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Damn it.
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They're gonna, just come in.
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Today's a special day.
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It's Mr. Lahey's birthday
and Randy wanted to watch DVD
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that we made when all five
of us were at the Red Rocks
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and on the stage there.
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But Randy gets
really sad about it.
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Understandably.
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Makes me sad too but I-
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- Fuck off.
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- I forgot to tell the
boys that I invited him.
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I gotta talk to you
about something.
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He just got
killed because of you.
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- Thanks, Bubbs.
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- Oh, it's not my fault.
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Look, come with
me for one second.
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I just want to talk to you.
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No, no, no.
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What the fuck?
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Get the fuck outta
my fucking trailer.
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No cameras.
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No cameras in the trailer.
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- Ricky?
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- No, fuck you.
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What the fuck are
you doing here?
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I don't think so.
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Get out.
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- Ricky.
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Ricky, just-
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Randy, just-
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- Turn off the fucking
camera right now,
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you fucking asshole.
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Ricky, listen to me.
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Just calm down, okay?
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He's not fucking
watching Rambo with us
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and there's no cameras
watching Rambo.
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Fuck that.
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We're not watching
Rambo, are we?
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No, listen.
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Yes, we're watching Rambo.
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Boys, huddle up, Ricky.
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Huddle up?
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What the fuck is going on here?
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- Well, look, it's Mr.
- Lahey's birthday today
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and Randy wanted to watch
the video from Red Rocks and-
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- Well go watch it.
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No, I told him he
could watch it here
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'cause he doesn't wanna
watch it by himself
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and I said he could watch
it with his buddies.
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Okay, six hours.
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We'll do it in six hours then.
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We're doing it now.
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Look, boys, he's
got a nice cake.
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And he's got-
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- I got cheeseburgers.
I got chips, I got some,
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some good hash and some-
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You've got hash.
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Yeah, I get six pre-roll joints.
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There you go, Ricky.
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It's real good actually.
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There you go.
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And he's got a bottle of liquor.
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Homemade cake too.
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I can't believe we're gonna
miss fucking first blood.
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This is bullshit.
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Boys, go relax.
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You could stay until the
six pre-roll joints are gone.
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Give me those goddamn burgers.
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What else you got?
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Give me those chips.
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Fuck's sake.
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Randy, go, I'll take the blooms.
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- Okay.
- You go set the cake.
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And did you bring the DVD?
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- I do.
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It's right here
under my arm, Bubbs.
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Randy, why would you
carry it in your arm pit?
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I had a lot of
stuff for the party.
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First blood's
the best fucking one.
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It's the best one, Bubbs.
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- Julian and Ricky, they
can be jerks sometimes,
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but Bubbles, he's really nice.
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I mean, I brought a
cake here and some chips
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and cheeseburgers and a
little bit of liquor and hash,
267
00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:32,207
so, so it should be okay.
268
00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:33,948
I'm hoping.
269
00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:35,123
Don't be
fucking calling us jerks.
270
00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:36,646
I heard that you piece of shit.
271
00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:38,692
You fucking smell like
a rhinoceros' cunt?
272
00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:41,085
The only reason you're here
is 'cause you have hash.
273
00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:43,914
I'll put the DVD in, boys.
274
00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:45,263
It's like you're
kissing the joint, Julian.
275
00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:46,308
Fuck off, Rand.
276
00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:47,527
No, goes to Ricky.
277
00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:50,442
What the fuck
are you looking at?
278
00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:51,443
Fuck off.
279
00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:54,664
Great times, Bubbs.
280
00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:56,536
Great times, buddy.
281
00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,581
Can't believe you fucking
bring the camera dicks.
282
00:08:58,581 --> 00:08:59,843
I was looking so
forward to this night.
283
00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:01,628
Now it's fucking ruined.
284
00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,238
This video's
gonna be fun to watch, guys.
285
00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:04,500
- Here, look out Randy.
286
00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:06,981
Do you smell that?
287
00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:10,071
Is that you?
288
00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,594
That's him.
289
00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,465
Go fucking shower
before you start this.
290
00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,685
You do have an awful
hum coming off you, Randy.
291
00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:19,689
I invited you over, I
vouched for you, fuck's sake.
292
00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,778
You think you could
have hose yourself down.
293
00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:24,041
So it's a bit dicey
right now, but I mean,
294
00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:26,609
he brought the open
liquor and he's our buddy,
295
00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:29,220
so I think it's gonna be fine.
296
00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:31,440
Did you slobber this
fucking joint, Randy?
297
00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:36,576
- Play.
298
00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:07,128
You don't remember this, Ricky?
299
00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,130
Where is it?
300
00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:11,349
Red Rocks.
301
00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:13,917
Where's that though?
302
00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,615
Red Rocks Colorado.
303
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,007
I've been to Colorado.
304
00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,182
For the avalanche.
305
00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:20,054
- I've been to Colorado.
306
00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:22,665
I remember that day, the
fucking great, great dope.
307
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:23,884
Remember how much
shit they gave-
308
00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,233
- Oh, that's where Red Rock is.
309
00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:27,409
So yes, you were there.
310
00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:28,628
Wow.
311
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,803
- You think it's
up for argument?
312
00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:30,891
You're on the fucking screen.
313
00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:38,550
Oh, you fuck my.
314
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:41,423
I know Bubbs, what
your talking about?
315
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,120
- I can feel it, Ricky.
316
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,469
I am fucking pumped up.
317
00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:45,645
All right.
318
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,472
Very pumped up.
319
00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:51,651
Got some clean clothes, big
bag of American weed in.
320
00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:57,526
And I found my fucking
sunglasses that
have been missing.
321
00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,746
Love these fucking things.
322
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,227
- Ricky?
323
00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:05,055
- What?
324
00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,230
How can you even see
anything outta those, man?
325
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,102
What you talking about?
326
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,277
You got like chicken grease
all over the, or something.
327
00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:10,104
Oh, really?
328
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,148
- Smudgy things.
329
00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:12,672
Oh yeah.
330
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,064
- Just, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
331
00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:15,631
What glasses are those, Ricky?
332
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,198
My favorite sunglasses.
333
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:19,243
Oh fuck, where, um?
334
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,070
- What?
335
00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:22,551
Yeah, okay.
336
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,031
- Am I missing
something here or what?
337
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:25,728
No, just, no, that's fine.
338
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,948
Just don't lick them anymore.
339
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,558
The fuck is wrong
with you? You okay?
340
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:30,864
- Yeah, I'm fine, Ricky.
341
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,214
Jesus, Murphy.
342
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,260
- All right, here we go.
343
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,958
I need a fucking
drink, I know that.
344
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:38,959
Get a drink.
345
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:39,960
Get yourself drink.
346
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:42,092
Hey.
347
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:47,097
- All right, just don't
do that on public man.
348
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:48,882
Holy fucking Red Rocks.
349
00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:50,492
Look at this.
350
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,102
How the fuck you
guys do it anyway?
351
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,630
That's a fucking roar, man.
352
00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,631
This is gonna blow me away.
353
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,155
This place is crazy.
354
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,330
Yeah, I'm a little
freaked out right now.
355
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:03,766
- Yeah, this is fucking badass.
356
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,681
I'm not, I'm hard as a rock.
357
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:13,733
Like everybody's played there.
358
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,300
All the big people, the Beatles.
359
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,606
Jimmy Hendrix.
360
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:18,433
No way.
361
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,261
- I worked hard.
362
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:23,003
I put together a crazy
fucking show tonight.
363
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:25,483
Well, yeah?
364
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:26,963
- I serve, boys.
365
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,791
What are you thinking?
366
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:29,966
I've got fucking, it's
gonna be a cavalcade, Ricky.
367
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,881
Cavalcade of games and music
368
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:34,710
and just all around fucking fun.
369
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,146
We're gonna have fun tonight.
370
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:38,975
And listen.
371
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:39,976
- What?
372
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,848
Don't freak out.
373
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:44,764
But because we're here and
we got the big giant screen,
374
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,417
I brought one of the camera guys
375
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,810
from the Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
376
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:48,942
No, you fucking didn't.
377
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,247
- I did.
378
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,248
Which one?
379
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:52,684
Not that little fucker.
380
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,208
Yeah, the cute little guy.
381
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,383
Oh, fuck.
382
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,558
Horrible little fellow.
383
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:57,733
He's a fucking idiot.
384
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:58,734
Oh, chipper, where's he at?
385
00:12:58,734 --> 00:12:59,300
Get him out here.
386
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,694
Oh, yeah, this guy.
387
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:04,218
Here we go.
388
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:07,308
Look, we're on the screen.
389
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:08,831
Tell you right now, bud.
390
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,354
You better stay the
fuck outta my way.
391
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,530
And you better stop
smoking my fucking dope.
392
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,098
- What?
393
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,621
Okay.
394
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:17,840
This guy's the
highest camera man
395
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,233
on planet earth right here.
396
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:21,801
What? What are you saying?
397
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:24,978
You don't smoke
dope while you work?
398
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,109
You fucking kidding me?
399
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,589
- Okay.
400
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:28,764
- Danny threw that
picture of him up there.
401
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:31,071
- He doesn't smoke dope at work.
402
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,246
All day, all night.
403
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,813
That's what he looks like.
404
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,597
That's him at the
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
405
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,555
baked out of his goddamn mind.
406
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:40,602
Oh, fucking Bubbs, I
don't know if I can do this.
407
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:41,603
I don't.
408
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:42,256
Ricky, just look.
409
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,084
Relax.
410
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,085
- Seriously, just, you're gonna
have to leave for a minute.
411
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,651
Let me get used to this.
412
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:47,478
You can come back in
a fucking little bit.
413
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:48,131
- Ricky, Ricky.
414
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:50,046
- Fuck.
415
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,700
Ricky, I know you hate the
camera fellas being around,
416
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,833
but he's here, so deal with it.
417
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,617
- Anyway, stop making fun of me.
418
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:56,618
I'm here to have a
fucking good time tonight.
419
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:57,619
I wanna get wasted.
420
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:58,533
I wanna get baked.
421
00:13:58,533 --> 00:13:59,360
- Good.
422
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,886
We're gonna have
a fucking good time.
423
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,409
We're gonna have the best time.
424
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:06,584
What do you plan?
425
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,369
I laid everything out, boys.
426
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,458
As long as you read the
scripts, everything's gonna go
427
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,242
just like fucking clockwork.
428
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,333
That script's for tonight?
429
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,508
What the fuck is that?
430
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,249
Wait, what is that?
431
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,686
- Fuck.
432
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,123
Turn the fucking music off.
433
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,341
What is that?
434
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,431
Here we go.
435
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:28,824
Wow, I look good.
436
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:31,696
- Jesus Murphy.
437
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,395
♪ Jitterbug
438
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:37,267
♪ Jitterbug
439
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:40,183
♪ Jitterbug
440
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,359
Randy, don't shit yourself.
441
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:44,013
You're gonna squeeze
something outta there.
442
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,145
George Michael.
443
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:52,065
♪ Jitterbug into my brain
444
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,721
♪ But something's bugging me
445
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:57,940
♪ Something ain't right
446
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,289
♪ My best friend told me
447
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:01,378
♪ What you did last night
448
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,119
I'm telling you.
449
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,816
Oh, it's too late.
450
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:08,951
He's drinking the liquor.
451
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:17,742
♪ Take me dancing tonight
452
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:23,183
♪ I wanna hit that high
453
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,445
You look great.
454
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,578
Yeah, he's pretty fucking happy.
455
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,406
I might say he was
pretty happy to be there.
456
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:31,887
Woo, my name is Jim Lahey.
457
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:36,544
I'm the supervisor of
Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
458
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,635
And I am drunk.
459
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:50,775
Hi, I'm Randy Bobandy
and I am the cheeseburger.
460
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:59,567
- Welcome to the Northern Event
Randy and Lahey comedy hour
461
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,091
with our special opening act
462
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,875
No, no, no.
463
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,399
Opening act?
464
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:06,748
What the fuck are
you talking about?
465
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:07,749
This is our show.
466
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:08,750
Bullshit, Julie.
467
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:09,925
Bullshit nothing.
468
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:10,926
Nice little drinking pool.
469
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,493
You want a shot of this?
470
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,668
Get you're fucking
liquor away from me.
471
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:14,669
This is our fucking show.
472
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,497
We're on the poster.
473
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:18,716
Everybody came to see Randy
and I here, didn't you?
474
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:21,632
- What?
475
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,199
This is our fucking show.
476
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,200
You were supposed to
be here an hour ago.
477
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,375
You didn't show up.
478
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,029
So get the fuck off the stage.
479
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,031
Why? We're not leaving.
480
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:29,901
This is-
481
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,338
- What about me?
482
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,904
We're on the poster
for freak sake.
483
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,732
What, what poster
are you talking about?
484
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:35,559
Danny, bring up the
poster if you got it back.
485
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:36,560
There it is.
486
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,692
That's our poster.
487
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:38,998
- No, it isn't.
488
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,086
That's our fucking poster.
489
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,001
No, no, no, look.
490
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:46,353
We are strategically placed
right below Julian's jewels.
491
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:49,182
You photoshopped
yourself on our fucking poster.
492
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:52,228
Everybody looks
down there, right, Mr. Lahey?
493
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,100
You shut the fuck up.
494
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,623
That's why they call you
Jules, isn't it, Julian?
495
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,931
- Julian's got big
Jules, right, Mr. Lahey?
496
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,107
- He's gotta go.
497
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,978
You gotta go.
498
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:05,415
I got a contract in the
fucking dressing room.
499
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:08,462
And I can tell you right
now, this is our fucking gig.
500
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:09,941
So fuck off.
501
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,813
I got lots of games planned.
502
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,815
We're gonna play pin
the cock on the donkey.
503
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,991
Good, I'll be right back, Randy.
504
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,036
Lots of good looking guys.
505
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,602
I can see-
506
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,126
- You're getting the
fuck outta here, now.
507
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,953
I can't get you off
the fucking stage.
508
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,172
Let me fricking go.
509
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,565
You fucking want one, Randy?
510
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:25,827
- Ricky, you freak off.
511
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,263
You started this
feud between us.
512
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,786
Back the freak off.
513
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:29,961
I can't be anywhere
near you right now
514
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,485
or I'm gonna fucking kill you
515
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:32,964
for what you've
done to me lately.
516
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,444
- This is your Christmas
present Mr. Lahey.
517
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:35,489
You're gonna love it.
518
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:38,361
- Am I?
519
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:39,536
Yeah, you're gonna love
every single bit of this.
520
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,842
Have a seat, have a seat.
521
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:41,712
Yeah, all right.
522
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:42,887
Just relax.
523
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,064
- Okay.
524
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,675
Candies.
525
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,155
Oh my God.
526
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,634
- I haven't had a drink all day.
527
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,114
- What?
528
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,551
I haven't had a
goddamn drink all day,
529
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:57,337
'cause I wanted to be
sober so I could tell you
530
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:59,078
how much I really love you.
531
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,992
This one almost
looks like a banana.
532
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:06,128
Didn't you hear what I said?
533
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,347
What'd you say?
534
00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:08,826
I love you, Randy.
535
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,001
Thanks Mr. Lahey.
536
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,048
That's it?
537
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,963
Just thanks Mr. Lahey?
538
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,705
Well appreciate all
this, these candies
539
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:20,490
and how nice it is,
and being in here.
540
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,275
It's Christmas, it's awesome.
541
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,798
Yeah, it's great.
542
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:25,539
I think we should
need some drinks
543
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,454
and maybe have
some banana bread.
544
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,020
And what do you think?
545
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,719
You've got a nice
warm fireplace.
546
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:32,676
This is wicked.
547
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:36,941
It's kind of anti climactic
to be perfectly honest.
548
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:39,466
- Yeah?
549
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,076
- Yeah.
550
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:45,428
I don't know what I was
expecting, but you know,
551
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:48,039
I haven't had too
many good Christmases.
552
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:50,041
But you know what
they say, Randy?
553
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,740
That if you give
stuff to people, it
makes you feel better.
554
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,742
You got something
on your lip Mr. Lahey.
555
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:55,786
What would that be?
556
00:18:57,571 --> 00:19:00,095
I don't know, a piece of
liquor bottle or something?
557
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,575
Liquor.
558
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:02,837
I think it looked
like a bit of a label.
559
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:04,708
Where's your, you know what?
560
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,406
I think you should open
this right now. Mr. Lahey.
561
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,323
Randy, I'm-
562
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,542
- When you see this, all
your hopes for Christmas
563
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:13,761
are gonna be answered.
564
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,110
- Well.
565
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,590
'Cause I made this.
566
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,069
I made this with love
for you Mr. Lahey.
567
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,332
I just wanna tell you one thing.
568
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:25,120
It's been really hard
going without liquor today.
569
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,644
Well, you should
have some liquor.
570
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:29,211
I don't have any liquor, Randy.
571
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,735
I, I've decided that
I was gonna like,
572
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:35,652
every time I do liquor
stories I get really pissed
573
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:39,569
and it's embarrassing, really.
574
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:40,396
But look at this.
575
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:41,223
What is?
576
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,923
Randy, what is this?
577
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:50,580
It's your very own
liquor tree, Mr Lahey.
578
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:53,540
A Christmas tree decorated
with liquor bottles.
579
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,281
Oh, Randy.
580
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,151
- Yeah.
581
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:58,588
Wow.
582
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,416
There's all different types.
583
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:01,591
You could sit, you could
have it some for breakfast,
584
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,071
some for lunch, some for supper.
585
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,986
Ho ho, ho.
586
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:05,813
See?
587
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,341
- For you Randy.
588
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,778
'Cause you've been
such a great friend.
589
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,084
Why don't you have
the first sip?
590
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:16,911
All right, see.
591
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:21,655
That's pretty good stuff.
592
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:22,482
What is that?
593
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:32,883
It'd might taste
better without the candy.
594
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:35,886
Ah, here's to Christmas.
595
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:37,366
But we got some
eggnog Mr. Lahey.
596
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:38,498
It's gonna be great.
597
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,590
It's gonna be great, Randy.
598
00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:50,205
Did I ever tell you that I,
I used to play Santa Claus
599
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:52,903
way back when before
I joined the force.
600
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:53,730
No.
601
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,254
- I did.
602
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,864
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
603
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:59,214
I had a lot of
interesting things.
604
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:00,868
I went to Santa
school, you know?
605
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,739
They only taught, really
the only thing I learned
606
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:07,701
at Santa School
is, thanks Randy.
607
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:10,704
You're welcome. Mr. Lahey.
608
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,880
Is, you have to have your
hands visible at all times.
609
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,447
Like you're supposed
to wear white gloves
610
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:15,665
and keep your hands visible.
611
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,232
That's fresh.
612
00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:18,059
You don't have to
smell it, Randy.
613
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:19,887
It's fresh.
614
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:21,454
You smell things to make
sure they're okay. Mr. Lahey.
615
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:22,933
Just because they
say they're fresh
616
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:24,283
doesn't mean they're fresh.
617
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:30,898
- Randy, I was gonna stay sober
so I just have to tell you
618
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:34,989
if things go off
the rail tonight,
619
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,556
'cause I'm expecting
a lot of shit
620
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:38,079
to come down here
our Christmas Eve,
621
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:39,950
as you know, every year
we get fucked over.
622
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:42,301
I want it to be compos mentis.
623
00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:46,566
- What does compos mentis mean?
624
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:55,096
Compos mentis means
composed mentally.
625
00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:58,186
Like it's, it's
French or German or,
626
00:21:58,186 --> 00:22:00,971
no, I think it's
Latin compos mentis.
627
00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:02,451
It's not.
628
00:22:02,451 --> 00:22:05,106
It's compost is when
you put vegetables
629
00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:07,282
and peels in a compost.
630
00:22:07,282 --> 00:22:09,066
Okay, I have a question.
631
00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:11,417
What shouldn't, what shouldn't
you put in the compost?
632
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,287
Compost.
633
00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:13,114
Plastic.
634
00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:16,857
And don't put any of your
stake bones and stuff.
635
00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:18,337
Why?
636
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,339
Because, 'cause then
you get maggots.
637
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:26,040
You're supposed to put
veggies in there, Mr. Lahey.
638
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,868
Really?
639
00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:31,872
Veggie peelings, like corn,
husks and stuff like that.
640
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,483
And then you gotta
cover it in dirt
641
00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:36,877
or else it won't rock properly.
642
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:40,010
But that makes, that
makes really good compost
643
00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,795
for your gardens.
644
00:22:41,795 --> 00:22:44,537
Did you do, that stainless
the steel wire, Randy.
645
00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:46,756
- Yeah, I got that, I got that.
646
00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:48,932
Someone was chucking
it out and I saved it.
647
00:22:48,932 --> 00:22:50,369
I knew that, I knew I'd find-
648
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,370
- What can use that.
649
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,762
I, you know what?
650
00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:55,765
You could make
little, little things.
651
00:22:55,765 --> 00:22:57,811
That'd be cool, Randy.
652
00:22:57,811 --> 00:22:59,378
This is the best.
653
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,249
- I could just, we gonna
hook that, the hook on.
654
00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,165
Actually, you could probably
take a couple of those
655
00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:05,775
and just hook it in your pocket.
656
00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,692
Well, I got a good buzz on.
657
00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:13,043
I'm gonna go to the mall.
658
00:23:13,043 --> 00:23:16,786
But not to hang out in the
bathroom and get credit cards.
659
00:23:16,786 --> 00:23:19,136
I'm just gonna go
look at things.
660
00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:22,662
All right, then we should
go talk to Steinberg.
661
00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:24,490
And if that doesn't work, you're
going online tonight buddy.
662
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,056
And you're getting this going.
663
00:23:26,056 --> 00:23:27,318
Big money.
664
00:23:27,318 --> 00:23:28,319
Time to do it.
665
00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:29,364
Everybody's fucked up.
666
00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:30,365
Let's start suing.
667
00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:38,721
Katie on the beach.
668
00:23:38,721 --> 00:23:41,724
You gotta get that
fucking, the Atari going man.
669
00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:42,856
- No, Katie video, sir.
670
00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:44,510
I got 45 minutes left.
671
00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:46,990
- All right, well I'm
fucking doing it myself.
672
00:23:46,990 --> 00:23:48,470
Julian.
673
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,340
Julian.
674
00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:50,167
Chat away.
675
00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:51,473
Julian.
676
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:52,343
What?
677
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,564
Don't touch the fucking TV.
678
00:23:58,524 --> 00:24:00,003
I need to
borrow your card, Julian.
679
00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:01,483
From Luster Common,
I got no gas.
680
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:02,658
I need one of those
component cables.
681
00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:04,225
That's what I fucking need.
682
00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:06,096
Mall, Let's go to
the mall and get one.
683
00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:07,576
- Yeah.
684
00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:38,041
Fuck off.
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