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- Ricky.

Come on.

Let's go.

We gotta, Bubbles is
bitchin' at me here.

Let's go, come on.

He's talking in Morse code.

What do you
got goin' on here now?

It's Whaley.

Oh, fuck.

- See, most people will fuckin'-

- Every fuckin' week.

Snuggle up with
a stuffed animal.

He uses a whale. This thing.

And this thing weighs
about 20 pounds, man.

Every fuckin' week.

Oh, fuck.

There. It's a killer whale.

20 pounds?

Just joking, man.

That's not 20 pounds.

- Are we still drunk, or?
- I was fuckin' joking.

Here. Face me.

Yeah, you'd like to do that,

wouldn't you?

Are we still drunk
or hung over now?

We're a bit of both, man.

I'm just antsy today.

I can't fuckin'
handle sittin' down.

Oh, fuck.

I want to do get
up and do something.

I hate...

- Yeah! I see that.
- Fuck.

Pumpin' iron with my fuckin'...

It's fuckin' sore now.

- Come on, Rick.
- What's wrong?

- We're already,

the fuckin' show's
already five minutes gone.

Fuck, I hate passin'
out in a chair.

Yeah. You gotta stop
doing that shit, man.

Why is Whaley here?

'Cause I brought him over.

Do you want to ask
him any questions?

- Ask him some questions.
- Does he ta, does he talk?

He does if you have the
right buzz on.

How many fuckin'
Big Macs can you eat

in a day, Whaley?

200.

Oh, what is it?

Ricky, he could eat
200 Big Macs in one bite.

- It's like 40,000 or something?

Remember, we learned
that in school,

way back, long time ago.

- We never learned
that in fuckin' school.

- How many Big Macs-
- How many Big Macs

- a fuckin' orca could-
- could a...

Yeah, orca.

Well, look it up.

It's like 40,000.

Fuck.

We used to tease Randy about it.

What the fuck is going?

It used to be all
over the place,

back when you were a kid.

The fuck, 'member
the big picture,

of the Big Macs and the
killer whale, big plate?

What?

- You can't, it's
nowhere on the internet.

I don't think you, I think

you're hallucinatin'.
- How many Big Macs can

a killer whale eat?

It used to be in a, like.

No, no, that's...

- Biology or something.

That was never in...

It was one of those things

that m, you can't save too fast.

How many Big Macs could
a killer whale eat

if a killer whale
could eat Big Macs?

No Ricky, that-

- But that's, that, no.

That was wood chuck

- and fuckin' wood.
- Oh, fuck yeah,

- no, that was something.
- How many wood can a wood,

you know what I'm saying.

How much wood could
a wood chuck chuck

if a wood chuck
could chuck wood?

Wood chuck would chuck all
the wood he could chuck

wood chuck could chuck wood.

Okay, that's a good one.

Nailed it.

I thought that,

didn't we change it in
junior high to how mu,

how many ff-chucks
would a wood chuck fuck

if a wood chuck could fuck

- chucks?
- Chucks?

Nah, it got changed to

- how many could a cocks, yeah.
- How many cocks could a

wood chuck suck if a wood
chuck could suck cocks?

Yeah, that's what it was.

Here's a fact, boys.

Listen to this.

Starting off with
a pretty good one.

All right. It better be,

'cause I don't like these-
What is it?

- Fuckin' facts usually.
- If the population

of China began walking

past you in a single file-

- That's.
- The line would never end,

because of the rate
of reproduction.

So they're banging.

Lemme see that?

And giving kids.

So they bang while
they're in line?

If the population of
China started walking

past you in a single-file line,

they would never-
It would never end.

Get to the end because
the rate of reproduction,

they're, they're
having kids faster

than the line of...

- Aren't you allowed to
only have like two kids

or something over in
China? It's, it's a-

- But still when you've got.

- it's f, but there's a
lot of people banging.

- Well, you've got-
- and they're having a-

- a couple billion people.
- They're having

- the two kids, all right?
- Eugh.

- Couple billion
people having two kids.

Look the fuck out.

I thought they had a law

you weren't allowed to
have more than one kid.

Well, even still,

I think that still applies.

That's a good fact for
the day right there.

See me contributin'.

- Yeah.
- Maybe this is still

putting on the old jimmy hats.

Remember they used to call
those things jimmy hats?

Back in the 90s? The 80s, 90s?

- Yeah, jimmy hats.
- That's 'cause Jimmy invite-

- Jimmy hat.
- Invent, invented them.

No.

Oh, fuck, that reminds me.

So, remember that dude?

What's his name?

I'll look, I'll look
at him here in a sec.

The dude, his name is.

Patrick Swayze?

No, you were talking
about him nonstop last year.

He was like your fuckin' hero.

Uh, Roberto Caberera?

Remember that guy?

I wasn't talkin'
about about Roberto...

What the fuck?

You were talking about,
the little Mexican dude.

Never heard of him.

You're fuckin' lying to me.

- No.
- - Who is he?

Okay. The guy with
the 19-inch wang.

Oh yeah.

- He tried to do the.
- He was full of shit.

He was full of shit, man!

- Yep.
- Did you hear about that?

- No.
- Yeah, we talked about that.

Oh, he had this, his wang
all bandaged up, right?

He's like, no, I can't, you
can't take it outta the bandage.

They said fuck, we're gonna
scan this motherfucker.

They scanned it.

No wiener in there.

- He had six inch wiener.
- - It was a w, yeah.

- You know what, but the
fucked thing about it,

the foreskin

went down to his fuckin' knee.

- Well then does he have...
- So it was like a,

it was like an upside
down parachute.

That's what it was like.
- Okay.

So, then technically he
does have a 19-inch wiener.

I knew you'd stick
up for Roberto, man.

- I knew it.
- I'm not sticking

- up for him.
- 'Cause you would.

I'm talking about
your science of it.

You're sticking up for him.

- So he was taking his foreskin

and stretching it until he got

down to his knee?
- He was stretching it.

Well, then.

- Doesn't Randy do that?
- Yeah.

But, didn't somebody
say they'd seen him

- stretch it a little?
- No, he does that

- with his balls.
- He tries to stretch

- his whole bird.
- - Oh, his balls.

- His balls.
- He's got a d-

I don't wanna think
about it, man.

- Is that why his balls

- hang down to his knee?
- And he, and he grips them

from the back.

Which is weird.
- What?

- Yeah.
- This, you saw him do this?

I saw him doin'
it out in the field.

Jesus, man.

Jesus Christ.

That sounds fucked.

I don't know what he was doing.

- Well, look who it is.

How'd it go, man?

- It was fucked.

That's how it go'd.

I need a fuckin'
joint right now.

- Hey Rick, it's solitary, it's
not supposed to be fun, man.

What are you looking for?

- Whaddya mean it's
not supposed to be fun?

We got fuckin' rights!

We're not animals,
for fuck's sakes.

What are you looking for?

- Where's all the hash?

You been gone for a
week, it's all gone, man.

What do you mean it's all gone?

People are fuckin'
losing it, they want,

Ricky, that's not behind there.

Julian. I need to get smoke
in these fuckin' lungs, man.

I'm losing it. It's been a week!

Is there a brush
in here at least?

- Razor?
- A brush?

Look at me. Look at me!

Your hair is fucked, man.

Here, sit down and relax.

You're bein' a dick right now.

- Tell you what we're gonna do.

Just fuckin' settle down.

Been thinking 'bout
this for three days.

We're starting a fuckin' riot.

You're gonna start a riot.

Yeah. We're gonna
send a message,

and tell everyone
who's fuckin' boss

in this place.

Can't lock us up like that, man.

We got fuckin' rights.

You should be able to
get high and drunk,

and we can shave and fix
our hair in solitary, man.

- It's, it's a great idea, man.

Let's, we should riot.

You know, we got
nothing better to do.

You got a grandchild coming.

You, he'll understand what
he one when he sees you.

Right on, Julian.

- Yeah.
- You know what?

I thought you were gonna be
totally against this, man.

Fuckin' wicked!

Aw, yes.

Start a little fire,
that'll get things going.

Get everybody else into this.

This is gonna be
fuckin' awesome.

Boys! Boys.

- Tell 'em who's fuckin'
boss again, right?

- Check it out.

Can't feed me a fuckin'
mayonnaise sandwich,

I tell you that.
- Ricky, Ricky.

Ricky, calm down. Listen, boys.

I'm on the list.

- Right on, Bubs, you're
just in time, buddy.

- No way.
- Holy fuck!

What are you doing?
- Get ready, everybody.

We're starting a fuckin' riot!

- No, we're not! No, we're not.

What the hell is

- going on in there?
- Ricky!

Gimme the fuckin' lighter.

- Bubbles, listen to me.

Listen to me right now.

- Okay, boys.
- We have fuckin' rights.

- Don't you fuckin'.
- They can't treat me like

a fuckin' sheep.
- Ricky!

- Or a whale dog, or a fuckin',

I'm not an animal!

Are you out of
your fuckin' mind?

Did you not hear
what I just said?

- What?

- I'm a candidate on the
early release program.

What the fuck are
you talking about?

I'm gonna fuckin'
maybe get released early.

I gotta go in and
meet the board.

You think they're
gonna fuckin' like it

if I'm in here hanging
out with people

that are lighting fires,
starting prison riots?

Listen to me, Bubs.

I was in there too long, man.

And they treat you like
shit in there, now!

And feed you shitty food.

And fuckin', in the dark.

Leaving you alone. Water.

Ricky.

- Ricky. Ricky.
- Fuckin' mayonnaise

sandwiches with-
I'll look after him.

- Peanut butter.
- - All right.

Fuck off, Larry. Guess what?

Next time you need hash,

guess what you're
gonna get from me?

Two of these, fuck face!

- What the fuck-
- Ricky.

Did you say?

Just a little fire,
Bubs. Then you can go.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Ricky, oh, how many
fuckin' lighters do you have?

Not bad, guys.

- Bubs. Go to your cell.

Stay away from him.

Relax. Don't do anything stupid.

Ricky, go to your fuckin'
cell, have a cigarette,

chill the fuck out.

- Boys. I can't.
- Just...

I'm afraid to be
alone right now,

with just me and my brain,

especially straight.

Bubs, can I hang out
with you for a bit, man?

Yes, you can hang out with me.

But no dope, and
no fuckin' fires.

- Hurry, get the fuck in there.

Go to your cell.
Chill the fuck out.

Come on, Ricky.

Come on.

You'll be okay, man.

- Let's get high, Bubs.

Bubs, don't get high with him.

I've been reading a lot of
psychology books in here,

and most of the
stuff I understand

and it's pretty cool stuff.

You know, I even tried doing
reverse psychology on Ricky.

But one thing that these
books don't teach you,

you can't do reverse psychology

on really, really stupid people.

Oh, you fuck off.

Shut up! Fuck!

Fuck, Bubs. Thank fuck, man.

- Ricky!
- I am fuckin' losing it.

What are you doing?

I thought we were
going to your cell.

Those were my crunch-its.
What are you doing?

Real food.

Ricky, look at this.

You got fuckin' weed
crumbs everywhere.

Get the crumbs off Benatar.

- Fuck, she's hot, Bubs.

Can I borrow this for
like, 30 seconds, man?

- No, you can't.

I sign that out.

You can't borrow that.

We gotta get this.

Look, I'm on the fuckin' list

for early release.

Now my cell's covered in
fuckin' weed and hash crumbs.

- I'll clean it up. I
just gotta talk to you.

Something bad is going on

up in here.

Something is fucked.

Something's not right.

I think I'm,

I might be dying, or.

- What?
- Or going crazy, man.

What are you
talking about, dude,

you got lump or something?

It was alone
too long. Bubbles.

I was alone too long.

It was dark.

And I was alone.

There was no good food,

and this thing up here
started talking to me

all by its own.

- What did?
- Showin' me things.

What did?

Showed me pictures,
showed me fuckin' TV shows.

I watched every of
"The Littlest Hobo",

up in here.

Just close your eyes
and boom, there it is.

You're watching stuff,

or things that
happen to me already.

They're back up in there,
going through there.

What are you talking

about, Ricky? Just...
- Old cars, old chicks.

Like all this stuff,
just going, and going,

and going and going, man.

Ricky, you're just,

you mean you're remembering
things and you're,

you're thinking, that's
all that's going on.

You're thinking and
you're having memories.

Is that all?

What are you talking about?

Well, do you mean like,

you close your eyes
and you can picture

"The Littlest Hobo" on the TV?

Yeah, I mean,
not the whole show,

but most of the whole show.

It's just there, but in here.

- Well Ricky, you're
just remembering things.

You're just prob,
you know what it is?

You didn't have any
fuckin' dope for a week.

When's the last time you
didn't have dope for a week?

I don't know if I've
ever not had dope.

What do you mean?

Well, that's exactly right.

You're off the fuckin' dope,

and your brain is
starting to work.

Okay, well explain this one.

Then at night,

when I think maybe I'm asleep,

or I'm not asleep,

you can't even fuckin' tell.

It was just fucked.

I, I, I was with
dinosaurs one night,

another night I'm
fuckin' getting the
shit kicked out of me.

Wasn't real, woke up fine.

And guns, crazy shit.

You're dreaming.

Squirrels nibbling at me.

You're dreaming.

Those are called dreams.

No, no. They were

- like movies, Bubbles.
- Which...

Movies going off in there.

I know, Ricky, but
you're just dreaming.

Most people have
them every night.

You're probably so fuckin' numb

from the dope all the time,

the thing hasn't been firing.

That's totally normal,

if that's all your problem is.

What the fuck are
you talking about?

It's, so I don't need
to go to a loony bin?

No, Ricky, you're just,

your fuckin' brain
just came to life.

That's all. You're just
thinking and remembering.

- Holy fuck. 'Cause the
old man used to say,

"Ricky, if anything comes
in there, get it out.

Shut it down."

That's, yeah, that's
great advice right there.

He said I wouldn't
be good at school

unless I shut everything out.

- Holy fuck, Bubs.
- Oh my god, if that's

the advice you've been
going on for fuckin',

you'll be okay, man.

- This is fuckin' awesome news.

I thought I was gonna not
get to see my grandchild.

Fuck, man.

Ricky, could you fuckin'
ruin things anymore?

Look, you got,

I'm gonna be sleeping in
crunch-its and weed now.

Love you, buddy.

I'll be back in a minute.

No, ey! No.

Ricky Brown wants
everybody at home,

Ricky Brown wants everybody
at home to hold on

to he, with him.

Ricky Brown has a problem.

And that problem is
called holy defense.

Ricky Brown wants you
to defend yourself,

to defend yourself from the
abuses of, of, of, of, of, of,

oh, uh, uh, what's that
word I'm looking for?

Of uh, uh, when you uh,

the abuses of, uh, temptation.

Ricky Brown wants you to hold on

away from temptation.

The theme of today
is temptation.

And when temptation comes
and gets in your face,

Ricky Brown wants you to know

that you can have the
power of the Almighty God

within your hand.

Ricky Brown wants you
to take that prayer

just like David took
that tiny stone,

and Ricky Brown wants you to

take the tiny stone
and wrap that shit up

in your hand.

And Ricky Brown wants
you to take the,

the power of the Holy
Spirit in your baby finger,

and curl that shit up.

Ricky Brown wants you to
take the Holy, uh Mother,

and curl that shit
up, and the ghost,

and curl the middle
finger up and,

and the power of th, the son,

and curl that shit up,

and the power of you,

and you curl that
with the thumb,

and the whole power of God,

the, ball up your fist

and haul that shit back,

and follow through
with the elbow.

And I want everybody at
home to follow through

with the elbow.

And when you feeling bad,
when you feeling blue,

when you feeling
like you temptated.

When you feel like, "Man,

I wanna get into my
neighbor's, uh, uh, spouse."

Or maybe I want to,
uh, take this car

because it looks like
it should be mine.

I want you to haul back,

and I want you to follow through

with the elbow just like that.

And following through
with the elbow,

and knock that temptation
back to where it is.

Now, everybody.

I want people at home.

I want y'all to put your,
if you're feeling it now,

to take your hands to
put it upon the screen

with Ricky Brown.

I want y'all to put your
hands on the screen,

and put your hands up, the mind

and feel the power of
God coming through you

and come through
me, Ricky Brown.

I wants y'all to
join hands at home,

and put our palms together.

And they should call this
shit Palms Across America.

But we ain't even in America.

But you know what I'm saying.

Palms across whatever.

And I want us all to
join one big link.

And I want us to take that link,

and I want us to say,

"Red Rover, Red Rover.
Send Satan right over."

And let that motherfucker,
join our fingers together,

and Satan try to break
through the hands,

and we'll send that
motherfucker knuckin' back,

right to hell, all right?

And keep your hands
on the screen, now.

I ain't, keep your
hands on the screen.

Hold your hands up high,

unless you want one
of them, uh, uh,

big, uh, curled up TVs,

and uh, hold your hands
up and keep 'em there.

And I want y'all to say with me,

"Red Rover, Red Rover.
Send Satan right over."

And don't be afraid.

He don't be afraid to
send the knuckle back.

Now, Ricky Brown will be
uh, uh, coming to you live,

uh, next week in
Tatamagouche, Nova Scotia,

for Ricky Brown's
Celebrity Holy Picnic.

And uh, Ricky Brown
will be there,

and we'll be doing,
uh, actually,

the Hands Across Tatamagouche.

We hoping to break the
Guinness Book of World Records

for the longest prayer
circle in amsistence.

If we get in that Guinness
Book of World Records,

praise God, we will
continue to try to break

that record as we join
other community together,

and hopefully, uh, continue, uh,

the line of, of hope,

uh, for God.

Hear that? Listen.

♪ The tink, tink, tinkle I de

I remember when I was a kid.

I do remember when I was a kid.

Look what I've got.

"Trailer Parks Psychodynamics:

A case study of Jim Lahey."

Guess what?

Randy told me that I was
being too mean to him.

And he said it was a
carryover from my childhood.

And that my, our relationship,

I don't know if he was
reading Reader's Digest,

he was watching, you
know that Ask Molly,

the advice column
or whatever it said,

but he was, excuse me, he said,

he said that a lot
of dymanics, in the,

in a person's relationship,

stem from, you know,
your childhood,

and your upbringing
and their problems.

And p, poise, they come from
their mother and father,

and sometimes are passed
on for generations.

So they said, we'll
beat, we'll beat,

beat the outta little Johnny.

Buh, fuckin' beat,

Johnny's gonna beat the shit,

well we all know this!

But I said, "Okay,
Randy, I'll go

to the choliatrist if you,"

fuckin' okay. All right.

So I'd like to read
you a little bit

about what the casiatrist says.

What did the janitor say when
he popped outta the closet?

Supplies!

Okay.

Names of each person the
park he plans put in jail.

Okay, here it.

Jim Lahey is a
70-year-old bisexual man

of Irish Catholic background.

He's employed at
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

as a pailer park pooper sizer,

and currently lives with
his male partner Randy.

Although once happily married

with a promising career
on the police force,

Jim is now divorced
and estranged

from his only
daughter, ter, Treena.

When he initially contacted me,

he was concerned
about his relationship

with his partner Randy,

and how his alcoholism
was, uh, affecting it.

He described his
relationship as pamtestuous,

but loving, and
expressed fear regarding

losing the affection of Randy,

who he described as the only
positive thing in his life.

He hoped to get help
addressing his alcoholism,

as he saw that as the root
of his relationship problems.

See, this person
is quite astupe.

Jim is referred to by
many, including Randy,

as those closer to
him, as Mr. Lahey.

This reflection of his desire

for respect and power
cultivated in early childhood.

Jim's upbringing involved
a strong connection

to the Catholic church.

Both his maternal and paternal
great grandparents immigrated

to Canada in the potato famine,

and Irish heritage mitigrate,

, as a child, he
served the Catholic church

as a altar boy, and he
describes the experience

as a pleasant one
that gave, that.

I never fuckin' said
was a pleasant one.

As a child, he served
the Catholic church

as a alchaborg, and
describes the experience

as a, fuckin' pleasant one!

Where the fuck does she get
off calling it a pleasant one?

Was fucked!

You know, I knew it was fucked.

When, when, I belonged
to the YMCA. I did.

My father and me, we used to go

to the YMCA, and
my little brother,

on Saturday afternoons

for the all-men's swim,

'cause they separated the swims.

I remember, I saw my first
large flaccid penis in,

in the shower room there once,

but nobody did anything.

So not like you fuckin'
not like you mean,

but I was a altar boy.

And the altar boys found out

that I belonged to the Young
Men's Christian Machosiation.

And what did they did?

They kicked me out the
fuckin' altar boys.

But guess what?

They waited for about four days

before the altar boy picnic.

That's, and then
they kicked me out

because I was
call it a bathing suit.

Would they want
seem a little dinky.

I'm not gonna sue them.

Because I have lack
of self respect.

They never touched my tush.

I know they woulda, if I
would've gone to that picnic,

I'd probably be bungo blub le,

I'd be fuckin' suing them now,

and a fucking ey,
ra ra ra, you know.

'Cause a lot of people have PTSD

after they've been
punctuated, just so you know.

Anyway, I'm not gonna
fuckin' do, read this shit.

That's shit.

I remember I, I
was an altar boy.

I learned the whole
mass in Latin.

Ad deum qui laetificat
juventutem meam.

Qui et mi cavi nimis cogitatione

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea ma,

I used to hit
myself really hard,

and I think I was saying,

"Am I really here
fuckin' doing this shit?"

Ad deum qui laetificat
juventutem meam.

To God, who gives
me joy in my youth.

I need you to look
something up, man.

- What?

- What the is a Caiman?

C-A-I-M-A-N.

- M-A-N? C-I-A?

- C-A-I.

- C-A-I?

- M-A-N.

There was one spotted in Bedford

and the f, the picture
looked a fuckin' alligator.

All right.

I did see a weird bird
the other day as well,

from after the hurricane.

Bird? Alligator bird?

- Alligator bird?
- No, no,

you're talking about birds,

but they're fuckin',
that hurricane,

It brought all kinds
of shit up, man.

- When the fuck were
we talking about birds?

- I'm just, a, before I
forgot, I forget, like,

I'll show you the, I'll show
you a picture of the bird

that I saw.

- Okay.

That's only supposed
to be in New Zealand.

- And it's here?

- It was right outside
my, on my fuckin' deck.

Just sittin' there all day.

- What the fuck?

- It was standing there,
but it was, you know.

He's fucked.

- He's probably confused going-

- Oh, he was
totally fucked, man.

- "How the fuck do I get
back to New Zealand?"

He's probably still,
head still spinning.

He must, he's
like Sebastian Bach.

- A caiman, a caiman's a
fuckin' crocodile, man.

What the? How the fuck
is one of those in Bedford?

No, there's no way.

- Said it's like
three feet long,

and the picture looked

like a fuckin'
crocodile or alligator.

They're from Mexico.

Never heard of it before.

And South America, man.

Never heard of it.

- No, that's fucked up.

Must have been a pet, maybe.

- Julian, do you like chocolate?

Everybody likes chocolate, Bubs.

I don't enjoy chocolate.

Do you like chocolate, Ricky?

Once in a while,
yeah. In the bedroom.

Do, you do? Like
it in the bedroom?

Once in a while.

Do you know why that is?

No.

Chocolate is proven
to cause arousal

similar to sexual foreplay.

- Jesus Christ.

Ev, everybody knows that.

So when you take a box of
chocolates in by yourself,

are you eating them, and then...

Well. No, I meant, you know,

sometimes if you're
with somebody,

you have a little
chocolate fondue action.

That's why you're supposed,

you're supposed to
give your girlfriend

like, chocolate
all the time, man.

Chocolate hearts, for, you know.

You get fondue
going in the bedroom?

I've been known to whip a
fondue up once in a while.

Strawberries.

What goes in the fondue, Ricky?

I'm just curious.

Chocolate.

And yeah, but what
do you dip in it?

Strawberries, different fruits.

What else?

Pineapple spears.

And you start, you
continue to fondue

as you get shit going?

Well you might rub a little
on different places, and...

Have you ever dipped your wiener

in your chocolate fondue kit?

Once by accident, and it
burned like a fuckin' bastard.

By accident. Yeah.

- You only do that once.

- By accident.
- How'd you accidentally get

your wiener in the fondue?

In may not have
been an accident.

Just didn't know it was
gonna burn as bad as it did.

And once you do it once,
you don't ever try it again.

Burned really
bad, did it, Ricky?

It was blistered.

Couldn't use it for
almost two weeks.

And then I tried to
use it too early,

tore the blisters off again.

Why are you
telling us this, man?

You guys wanted to know.

- No, we wanted to know
what you were doing

with the fuckin' fondue.

- We didn't ask for the
whole medical report

With blisters getting torn off.

Are you scarred

because of that?
- Probably.

Do you wanna have a look?

I don't wanna have a look.

- Fuck, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Fuck. Fuck off. Jesus Christ.

Fuck off.