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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,827 --> 00:00:03,699 Warning, The following program contains 2 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:05,570 really coarse language, weed, alcohol consumption, 3 00:00:05,570 --> 00:00:08,312 smoking, and sexual inferences. 4 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:11,750 This content may not be suitable for viewers under 18. 5 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:13,448 To activate parental controls, 6 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:15,363 please press the go yourself button 7 00:00:15,363 --> 00:00:17,278 on your remote control. 8 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:31,205 - Welcome Back. 9 00:00:31,205 --> 00:00:32,032 All right I've got a little competition with you guys. 10 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:32,728 - A competition? 11 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:33,555 Yep. 12 00:00:33,555 --> 00:00:35,426 How many... 13 00:00:35,426 --> 00:00:37,472 Whoever gets closest, without going over, wins something. 14 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:39,996 How many bras do you think are made a day? 15 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:40,823 - Bras? 16 00:00:40,823 --> 00:00:41,954 - Bras or bros? 17 00:00:41,954 --> 00:00:42,781 Bras. 18 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:46,785 How many are made every day? 19 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:47,612 Every day. 20 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:50,093 - Well. 21 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:51,486 20 Million. 22 00:00:51,486 --> 00:00:53,618 Jesus Christ, Bubs. 23 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:55,142 - What? 24 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:56,317 Are you fucking kidding me? 25 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:57,448 20 million? That's your guess? 26 00:00:57,448 --> 00:00:58,841 That's a lot. 27 00:00:58,841 --> 00:01:00,277 That's a lot of bras. 28 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:01,844 - I guess that's a lot. - Every day, man. 29 00:01:01,844 --> 00:01:03,411 Yeah, okay. I'm thinking every year. 30 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:05,021 140 a week, not 40 million a week. 31 00:01:05,021 --> 00:01:06,675 Who, is this one company or total? 32 00:01:06,675 --> 00:01:07,937 It is total, man. 33 00:01:07,937 --> 00:01:09,982 - I'd say it had to be a million. 34 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:12,594 A million? I'm gonna say two million. 35 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:14,509 - Okay, 2 million. - What's your guess? 36 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:20,428 - I'm just gonna say one and a half million. 37 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:22,560 One and a half. You are the winner. Here you go my friend. 38 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,084 Yes! What does that mean? 39 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,215 - Pepper Shaker. - It's the dinosaur. 40 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:26,521 - This is mine. 41 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:28,044 Well, it's just a gift. 42 00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:29,915 It's yours now for... He almost got it. 43 00:01:29,915 --> 00:01:31,395 All right, so it's mine again. He almost won it. 44 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:32,962 I won it back. 45 00:01:32,962 --> 00:01:34,659 - What was the answer? - What's the answer? 46 00:01:34,659 --> 00:01:36,270 4 Million. 47 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:37,532 Then I won. 48 00:01:38,707 --> 00:01:39,621 - No, you went over it with 20. 49 00:01:39,621 --> 00:01:40,535 I said two. 50 00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:41,536 He said 1.5. 51 00:01:41,536 --> 00:01:42,711 Yeah, I said two. 52 00:01:42,711 --> 00:01:43,799 I thought you said one? 53 00:01:43,799 --> 00:01:45,322 No, I... Give me it. 54 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:47,324 Okay, okay your first guess was one. 55 00:01:47,324 --> 00:01:49,935 I should get another guess. then. 56 00:01:49,935 --> 00:01:51,111 - Okay. 57 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,242 The answer's 4 million? 58 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:53,417 - 19... - 4 million. 59 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:54,244 Oh shit. 4 million? 60 00:01:54,244 --> 00:01:55,158 4 million. 61 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:56,072 That's mine. 62 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:57,247 - Fuck. 63 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:58,422 Okay, Okay. 64 00:01:58,422 --> 00:01:59,597 Now I lost my pepper shaker. 65 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:01,251 I love this pepper shaker. 66 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:02,426 It's yours buddy. 67 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:03,949 Here's a fact I didn't know. 68 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:06,169 You know, starfish. You know what those are? 69 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:08,215 Everybody knows what a fucking starfish is, man. 70 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:09,259 - Yeah. - Guess what they don't have? 71 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:11,479 A fucking brain, so... 72 00:02:11,479 --> 00:02:14,090 Oh yeah. They're not really... yeah, I knew that. 73 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:16,962 Corey and Jacob and Trevor are probably part starfish. 74 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:19,878 And, their great, great, great... 75 00:02:19,878 --> 00:02:21,053 Could also be... 76 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,490 Grandfather or grandmother, 77 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:24,056 Part of the chain. 78 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:25,884 Could have been a starfish, boys. 79 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:28,626 You can't. Ricky, you can't be related to a starfish. 80 00:02:28,626 --> 00:02:33,370 - What? You know what would happen if Ray banged a starfish? 81 00:02:34,893 --> 00:02:36,765 - You couldn't bang a starfish. 82 00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:38,593 I know, but what would happen if Ray would bang, 83 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:41,204 if he banged one, and you caught him and it got pregnant... 84 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:44,599 - The poor little thing... - Wouldn't come out? 85 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:45,382 You know what, he wouldn't even know. 86 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:46,557 Yes. 87 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:47,732 - He wouldn't even know, though. 88 00:02:47,732 --> 00:02:48,951 'Cause he doesn't have a brain. 89 00:02:48,951 --> 00:02:49,908 It's not really... 90 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:51,475 - That's right. 91 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:53,390 You couldn't bang a starfish, anyway. 92 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:55,784 You could get banged by one, but you could not bang one. 93 00:02:55,784 --> 00:02:57,786 - A starfish. How's the starfish gonna bang? 94 00:02:57,786 --> 00:03:00,180 Well, he's got five things. 95 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,921 No, that would be arming you, man. 96 00:03:02,921 --> 00:03:04,401 It wouldn't be fucking... 97 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:07,187 - Well, it would be his form of banging you. 98 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,666 No, it wouldn't, man. 99 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:10,190 He could bang five people at once. 100 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,365 But how do they know what to do? 101 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:12,279 How do they get through life? 102 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:13,802 A little brain. 103 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:15,673 I can't, I can't wrap my head around it. 104 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:18,807 They have, They're not like a real thing, Ricky. 105 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:20,287 It's not like... 106 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:22,202 - But they are. - They move and they, 107 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,334 Ricky, you can totally wrap your brain around this, man. 108 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,467 They have no brain, yet they can grow a leg back. 109 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:27,468 Figure that one out. 110 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:28,469 It's all just... 111 00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:29,470 Or, is it an arm? 112 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:33,213 - DNA, genetics, stuff. 113 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,779 - Are they arms or legs? 114 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:36,694 They're... Hmm. 115 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:39,175 What are they, man? 116 00:03:39,175 --> 00:03:40,002 They're star... 117 00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:40,829 - Limbs? 118 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:41,656 Star-limbs. 119 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:42,483 Pendants? 120 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:43,919 Appendages. 121 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:47,227 - Appendages. - Starfish appendages. 122 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,229 That was pretty smart, man. 123 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,665 I actually said pendants, I fucked up. 124 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:51,840 He said pendants. 125 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,407 Okay. Well, you were... 126 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:54,843 He triggered me to say appendages. 127 00:03:54,843 --> 00:03:56,018 Well, the fact... 128 00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:57,846 That's what I'm good at. 129 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:59,021 See, that's what I'm good at. Saying a word that's close 130 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:00,196 and then you get the right word. 131 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:01,763 That brings me up to speed. 132 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:02,938 That's one of my strengths in life. 133 00:04:02,938 --> 00:04:04,809 - That's why we're a good team. 134 00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:07,421 'Cause I know the real words. I just can't think of them. 135 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:10,424 And he thinks he knows the real words, but he doesn't. 136 00:04:12,904 --> 00:04:14,384 - Bubs. - Woo! 137 00:04:14,384 --> 00:04:15,255 It's too deep, man. Way too deep. 138 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:18,083 - What are you... - What are we doing? 139 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:19,084 Why? 140 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:20,260 I don't know, man. 141 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,957 You guys hear about, fucking... 142 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:25,743 That guy in the Disneyland, Paris Edition. 143 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:27,658 This guy? 144 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,443 - Yeah. I heard about him, man. 145 00:04:29,443 --> 00:04:31,009 Yeah, I know exactly what you're about to say. 146 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:32,446 Oh, fuck off. I'm telling a story, man. 147 00:04:32,446 --> 00:04:33,360 This dude from Switzerland, right? 148 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:37,364 He takes acid and goes to Disneyland, Paris. 149 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:38,930 That's a bad idea. 150 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,628 - Freaks out. Falls in the Adventure Land Lake. 151 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:43,805 Then takes off, they can't find him. 152 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:45,372 No way! 153 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:46,851 So, his girlfriend's freaking out going, 154 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:48,418 "What the fuck, where's my boyfriend?" 155 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:50,464 He is on acid and he's lost his fucking mind. 156 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:51,987 So, he fell in a lake, or... 157 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:53,641 - He fell in a lake, and then he jumped out, 158 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,686 and then he took off, and then they took... 159 00:04:55,686 --> 00:04:57,427 Everybody had to find him, then. 160 00:04:57,427 --> 00:05:00,300 They had to get like helicopters in with the HeatSeekers. 161 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,040 What did he use his fan? Did he... 162 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,041 He took off his clothes. 163 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,565 Maybe, he vaporized. 164 00:05:04,565 --> 00:05:06,436 - Vaporized? No, man. He took off his clothes. 165 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:07,611 I've been there. I've been there. Man, it sucks. 166 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:09,134 He must have had a wild ride. 167 00:05:09,134 --> 00:05:10,832 - What was it, 130 hours later, or something. 168 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:12,703 - It's microdot. 169 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:13,878 They found him by the Pirates of the Caribbean. 170 00:05:13,878 --> 00:05:14,531 I'm sorry, that's blotter, 171 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:16,054 - Naked. 172 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:17,229 Well, how was he running around naked, 173 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:18,230 and nobody could find him? 174 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:19,667 He was hiding, man. 175 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:21,321 - He was probably covering himself in mud. 176 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,888 Camouflage, turned into Rambo. 177 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:26,543 That's what he was doing. 178 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:27,849 I've been there, man. 179 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:29,720 It's a fucking weird trip 180 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,505 You used to run through the fucking woods, man. 181 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:32,984 Sometimes you take blotter, and you're like, 182 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:34,159 "Okay, this is nothing, nothing happened. 183 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:35,900 I'm gonna take another one." 184 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:36,727 And then, you're running through the woods. 185 00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:37,902 Holy fuck. 186 00:05:37,902 --> 00:05:39,339 Then next thing you know, 187 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,862 you're running through the woods naked 188 00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:41,863 and trying to get away from these things 189 00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:43,038 that are chasing you. 190 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:44,213 And you can't control anything. 191 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:45,736 Imagine being at Disneyland. 192 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:47,347 That would blow your fucking mind. 193 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,478 - See now, I have to put that on my bucket list. 194 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:49,218 - You're not gonna do that, man. 195 00:05:49,218 --> 00:05:51,002 - Ricky. 196 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,439 - They had like 80 people searching for this fucking guy. 197 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:53,962 He got in trouble. - Yeah, but in his mind, 198 00:05:53,962 --> 00:05:55,790 he had 80 people trying to fucking kill him. 199 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:57,661 So, he is trying to do his best not to get fucking found. 200 00:05:57,661 --> 00:05:59,184 - Well, Yeah, that's true. - It was probably their fault. 201 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:00,360 He thought he was getting hunted. 202 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,362 The helicopters... 203 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,015 Cocksucker! 204 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:10,065 Oh, fuck! 205 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:12,763 Oh, you son of a whore! 206 00:06:12,763 --> 00:06:14,374 What's going on, Bubs? 207 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,680 - I'm trying to get the wheel off this cart, 208 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:20,728 but it's got a five 32nd notch and I don't have my sockets. 209 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,991 I can't find the fucking things. 210 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:25,820 Somebody was fucking with my tools, 211 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:27,778 and it's a thousand fucking degrees out, today. 212 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:31,913 And I'm just, I miss Ricky and Julian, and I'm stressed out. 213 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:33,654 - Hey, Bubbles! 214 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:36,221 How's it going? 215 00:06:36,221 --> 00:06:38,485 - It's going all right. What are you saying? 216 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,312 I don't know, much. 217 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:42,184 Get outta my shed, Randy. What are you doing? 218 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:44,186 Oh, I'm looking for Trinity and Jacob. 219 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:46,057 Have you seen them? 220 00:06:46,057 --> 00:06:47,885 Turn down the valley at Jacob's mother's place? 221 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:50,410 Jacob's raking blueberries for the summer. 222 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,454 Frig sakes. 223 00:06:53,064 --> 00:06:53,891 Oh, Man. 224 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:56,067 What do you want? 225 00:06:57,895 --> 00:07:00,811 Well, I haven't collected lot fees from him in like... 226 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:02,987 Three frigging months, it's been. 227 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:05,599 - Apparently. That's my fucking problem, it it? 228 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:07,165 - It's not your problem Bubbles, but I mean, 229 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:08,689 I gotta collect the money. 230 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:10,560 Well, I don't know what to tell you. 231 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,606 They're not coming back for another month or two. 232 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:14,608 According to fucking Jacob. 233 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,742 Well, listen, I want you to go take this to Ricky for me. 234 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:20,701 Would you please? 'Cause you always go see him in jail. 235 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:21,528 What it is? 236 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:24,400 It's an eviction notice. 237 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:28,012 I'm not taking that to Ricky. You can't evict Ricky. 238 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:29,579 What are you talking about? 239 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:31,189 - Well, it's been three months, for frigs sakes. 240 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:33,931 - Well, he's in jail. He can't pay his lot fees. 241 00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:35,455 That's not my problem, Bubbles. 242 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,848 I mean, lot fees are due and it's... you know? 243 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:41,373 Randy, you and your little frosted tips, 244 00:07:41,373 --> 00:07:42,940 take that down to Ricky yourself. 245 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:44,072 Why are you doing this? 246 00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:45,943 What's that all about? 247 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:49,469 Frosted? Well, guys downtown said it makes me look tough, 248 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,820 if I got the V and the handlebar mustache. 249 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:55,431 - I'm just gonna give you a little tip, okay? 250 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:57,346 It does not make you look tough. 251 00:07:57,346 --> 00:08:00,001 Makes me look like Sam Elliot. You know, Roadhouse? 252 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:02,873 It makes you look more like Yosemite Sam 253 00:08:02,873 --> 00:08:04,788 after he ate a fucking beach ball. 254 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:08,705 Look, you skip the down to jail without yourself. 255 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:11,012 If you want to try to evict Ricky, bring it to him yourself. 256 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:12,883 But, you know what he's gonna say? 257 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:15,451 He's gonna tell you to suck the lot fees out of his cock. 258 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:17,540 So, if that's the abuse you want to take, Randy, 259 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:19,368 head on down, bud. 260 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:22,023 For frigs sakes, Bubbles Thanks for nothing. 261 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:31,685 - Oh, hey Randy. 262 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,208 What's up? 263 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,688 Hi, Sir. I'm here to see Ricky. 264 00:08:34,688 --> 00:08:36,298 I have to drop this form off to him. 265 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:38,909 Ricky. Okay. I'll get you to sign in, 266 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:41,477 and I'm going have to give you a quick pat-down. 267 00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:42,347 One second. 268 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:51,182 This'll just take a second. Randy. 269 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,053 Arms up. 270 00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:56,013 Arms up. 271 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:57,406 All right. You are clean. 272 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:59,756 In fact, you smell real clean. 273 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:02,237 What is that Aqua Velva, or barbecue sauce, 274 00:09:02,237 --> 00:09:03,760 or a little bit of both? 275 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:04,761 - Cheeseburgers. 276 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:05,762 - Oh, very nice. 277 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,372 Yeah. Charcoal. 278 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:08,809 Okay, man. Well, listen, go on in. 279 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:10,811 Behave yourself. 280 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:11,812 There's security cameras everywhere and I'm always watching. 281 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,204 Don't forget. 282 00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:14,728 That's it. 283 00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:15,903 I thought there would be a little bit more 284 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:18,296 than just a pat-down, I mean... 285 00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:19,907 Oh, well... 286 00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:21,473 Don't people keister drugs in here? 287 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:22,953 Isn't that what they do? 288 00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:25,173 Yeah. I mean, we've had some problems. 289 00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:26,740 There's stuff going in and out. 290 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,611 I've never searched you before, have I? 291 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:31,135 And, I'm thinking you're in and outta here a fair bit. 292 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,748 Maybe, we should take this to the next level, 293 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,314 I'm thinking... 294 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:37,489 Well, yeah. If you need to search me, 295 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:38,708 I understand, that's your job. 296 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:39,970 - Listen, I don't like doing it. 297 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,537 But, in this situation, 298 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:43,321 you're acting a little bit weird, to be honest. 299 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:44,758 Talking about drugs coming in and outta here. 300 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:46,324 Well. If it'll make you feel better. 301 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:47,804 And you know, you can search away. 302 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:50,285 Ah, it would make me feel better 303 00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:51,721 in a lot of ways, actually. 304 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,593 Come on in. Come on in. - All right. Okay. 305 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,594 Right, 306 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,117 Let's get this done. 307 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,901 Yeah, let's get this done. 308 00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,424 We can take our time, a little, I guess. 309 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:00,817 Not a huge rush today. 310 00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:03,603 Gloves or no gloves? 311 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,257 And, if I don't mind saying so there's nothing like 312 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:09,652 the feeling of skin on skin, as far as I'm concerned, 313 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,480 but it's up to you. 314 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,351 Whatever you prefer, actually, you know. 315 00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:14,875 Yeah. I'd say hands up here, if you can, 316 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:17,399 and drawers down. Sorry, I have to do this. 317 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:18,922 Great. No, that's, that's fine. 318 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:22,186 This is your job. You've gotta be careful. 319 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:26,016 - Yep. Okay, Now you're gonna just sing... 320 00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:27,278 Hum your favorite song, here. 321 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:28,671 You're gonna feel some pressure. 322 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:29,977 Oh, Yes. 323 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,065 Here we go. 324 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,199 - Maybe a little deeper. 325 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:38,376 You get into the camp at all doing any fishing or... 326 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,163 I caught a big bass. Oh! 327 00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:44,295 Is that one or two? 328 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:46,254 - Did... - What about any deer? 329 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:47,777 You seen any deer? 330 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,474 I haven't seen any deer. No. No. 331 00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:54,436 Oh boy. You do it good, that's for sure. 332 00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:56,873 Ah, I take a lot of pride in my job. 333 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:59,267 One sec. We're almost done here. 334 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:01,008 Okay, Now just one sec. 335 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,836 Maybe to the right, a little. 336 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:06,883 All right. Now listen, I'm gonna whip and I'm out. 337 00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:07,710 Oh, there you go. 338 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:11,671 All right. Nothing there. 339 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,716 You sure? Sure you checked deep enough? 340 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,675 Yeah, I did. I was up to... 341 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,677 Damn near up to my elbow. Okay, Pull your drawers up. 342 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,590 Everything's cool. 343 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:21,724 - You're good at your job, I must say. And... 344 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,160 Well, thank you. 345 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,031 Okay, go on in. 346 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:34,824 Right, okay. 347 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,493 Oh, look, who it fucking is. 348 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,584 Who the fuck did you blow to get me out of solitary? 349 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,281 Ricky, I have bad news for you? 350 00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,066 - Bring it on, fuckface. 351 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,589 - Trinity and Jacob. - They've been avoiding me. 352 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:02,156 - No wonder. You stink. 353 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,680 - Lot fees. They're due. It's been three months. 354 00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:07,552 No one's paying. 355 00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:08,902 And you're evicted according to this paper, right here. 356 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,294 Check it out. 357 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,556 Eviction notice. 358 00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,123 Okay, Randy. Fair enough. 359 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:15,125 Oh shit. You can't gimme that through the glass. 360 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,736 So, I guess I'm not evicted. 361 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,825 You are evicted, Ricky. 362 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,652 Don't think you're not. 363 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,524 You know what? I'll come down here every frigging day. 364 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,004 - Is that right? 365 00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,832 Yeah, and I'll tell you and remind you 366 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,790 that you're evicted, unless you make frigging arrangements, 367 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:28,704 for frigs sakes. 368 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,488 - No. You won't. 369 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:31,663 'Cause I'm gonna have you blocked from coming to visit me. 370 00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:32,969 So, I guess I'm never evicted. 371 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,754 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 372 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,799 Don't have me blocked. 373 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:37,974 Why, Randy? 374 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:38,975 Well... 375 00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:39,802 - You want to come here? 376 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:40,977 Well, yeah. 377 00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:42,413 I like some of the guards 378 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:43,937 and the conversations that we have, 379 00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,852 and you know, I don't mind coming here at all. 380 00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:49,551 How about you keep me on your visitation list, 381 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:52,946 and I'll come here and I won't even bother you 382 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,122 about the lot fees. How's that sound? 383 00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:58,255 Doesn't even make sense, Randy, but it does make sense. 384 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:03,565 Just light a little candle in the dark. 385 00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,088 It's Jim Lahey, 386 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:09,049 with another one of my exciting Liquor Stories. 387 00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:12,008 Today, I'm gonna tell you about the first drink 388 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,794 that I ever had of alcohol. 389 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,578 I was nine years old. 390 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:20,756 Now, for those you people who know me as a... 391 00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:23,019 What's a fucking drink I can get here? 392 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,891 I'm gonna save that for later. 393 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,936 Can I get a drinky-poo here? 394 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,372 Waiters! 395 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,417 Oh, wait a sec. 396 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,071 Here's a... 397 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,424 Look at that. 398 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,295 I'm not gonna fucking ruin that. 399 00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:40,297 That'll be another story where the Confederate Army 400 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:43,431 attacks the fucking aliens from outer space. 401 00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:45,259 Hey, anyway... 402 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:48,392 I'm gonna just break this open now, anyway, just for now. 403 00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:52,222 This is Jim Beam. This is an incredible alcohol. 404 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,007 This, you know, it's a bourbon. 405 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:56,661 You can't be bourboned unless you're USA'd, 406 00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,533 because in the good old USA, 407 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:01,188 two years, you gotta fucking just... 408 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:04,495 You gotta age this, in Kentucky, is the place. 409 00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:07,281 Kentucky is the place for the bourbon, baby. 410 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,196 Kentucky is the place for me. 411 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,763 'Cause the groundwater is sweet and clear. 412 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,678 Hope they don't do any fracking there. 413 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,856 Anyway, you know what I'm... 414 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:17,682 Guess what? 415 00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,819 There's four rules for drinking bourbon. 416 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,386 I'm gonna start with number one. 417 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,739 Number one, see how dark that is? 418 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,697 See, you can see how dark that is. 419 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:35,439 The darker the better for bourbon. 420 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,137 Rule number one. 421 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:41,706 Rule number two, you check the nose. 422 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:44,796 You don't have to be flippy-floppy about it, you just. 423 00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,670 You gotta keep your mouth open, 424 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,107 'cause if you don't, you'll burn your nasal lockers. 425 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,979 Rule number three, 426 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,981 This is something that you're gonna be really happy with. 427 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,547 I'm gonna teach you something that 428 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,723 can impress all your friends and neighbors. 429 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,290 It's called the Kentucky Jew. 430 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:03,903 What you do is you put, you go like this... 431 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,300 And, you roll it around in your mouth, so that all the 432 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,041 different parts of your mouth, 433 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,348 from your uvula to your testicles, down to your pancreas 434 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,743 That's how you do the Kentucky Jew. 435 00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:21,311 And, then the last step of all is... 436 00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:27,752 You assess the finish. It's incredible. 437 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,580 This is the most wonderful drink. 438 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:34,455 And it's... Jacob Beam 1795, brewed up the first. 439 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,110 He's a bourbon immigrant. 440 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,895 Here's to you! Skull, Bacob Jean. 441 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:44,291 You gotta win your skull. 442 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,380 You gotta fucking drink your drink, Jim, don't be stupid. 443 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,471 Anyway, I was telling you the first drink I ever had 444 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:53,343 was nine years old and I had my own... 445 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:56,433 When I was six years old, I had my own lemonade stand, 446 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:57,957 and I put all my money together, 447 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,871 and I bought my own Redrock Wagon 448 00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:03,049 and I took the Redrock Wagon and I had rakes and shit. 449 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,834 And I was doing stuff, like I had my own lawn care business. 450 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,968 Grade nine. No, I was grade three. 451 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,753 And I put up a pity poster on the bulletin board 452 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,974 and it was a lawn care business. 453 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,498 And Mrs. Camwell, she was my grade three teacher... 454 00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:19,761 Whoa, God, whatever, like so sexy. 455 00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,197 She had one of them saris on. 456 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:22,720 Like, you couldn't see a lot, 457 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,113 but you could use your fucking imagine... 458 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,506 I had my first wet... 459 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:27,943 Excuse me, 460 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:30,902 I had my first knock for an 461 00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:35,124 Anyway, she saw me poster and she said, 462 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,170 "Jimmy," she liked to call me Jimmy. 463 00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,695 And she said, "If you clean up my garage 464 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,175 and take a pick of the bottles, 465 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:44,177 you can have all the money from the bottles." 466 00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,353 I would've done it for nothing. 467 00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:47,963 I liked her a lot. 468 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,835 Anyway, it's not a happy ending to the story, but 469 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,013 I like, I took all the bottles 470 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,971 and I took my Redrock Wagon, 471 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:59,453 and I passed Jimmy Scanlon's house, and didn't he see me? 472 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:02,064 Cocksucker, come out and punched me in the head, 473 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,935 and they threw my bottles off the ground, 474 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,894 and took my Redrocker. 475 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:09,463 So, I had to haul those bottles down through 95 degree heat. 476 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,769 In the blazing sun, on a June day. 477 00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:14,859 And, I made it as far as the Old Mill Pond in the park, 478 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:17,340 halfway there and the bottles broke apart. 479 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,995 And, I was sitting there fucking sweating my diddles off. 480 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,605 And what did I gotta do? 481 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,390 I just started draining them bottles. 482 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,913 There was a little bit here... 483 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,872 And a little bit there. 484 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,613 There was a little bit of pop, 485 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,572 and there was a little bit of fruit juice. 486 00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,878 It tasted shit. I remember blue mold. 487 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,054 Fucking blue mold. 488 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,534 That's probably my problem. 489 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:40,233 I got, fucking... Anyway, 490 00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:45,325 She wasn't a drinker. 491 00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:48,980 So, someone had given her a bottle of Bim Bean... 492 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:49,807 Jim Beam. 493 00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,115 And, she didn't drink it. It was still unopened. 494 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,248 I knew I shouldn't be drinking alcohol 495 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,032 'cause it was for adults and shit. 496 00:17:58,599 --> 00:17:59,861 And, I knew it would taste terrible. 497 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,515 So, I pinched my little nose-ell 498 00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:05,084 and I drank a whole bottle down one shot, 499 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,652 like a stupid-dee-dee, and around 10 o'clock that night, 500 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:14,005 this search guy found me and dragged me home. 501 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:17,966 And, the next day in the paper, it had a big picture of her 502 00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:22,362 saying that she was getting a minor alco-pissed, 503 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:25,452 and she got fired. 504 00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,499 And, I'm sorry, Mrs. Camwell. 505 00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:36,854 Anyway, what's the moral of the story? 506 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:39,640 If you hold a candle in the dark, 507 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:45,036 Hey. Listen to that. 508 00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,997 Dingy ding ding. 509 00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:52,261 Welcome to a very, very special edition 510 00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:53,741 "Guitar Lessons with Bubbles", today, 511 00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,264 with The Hendrix episode. 512 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,874 Clearly, it's the Hendrix episode. 513 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,876 'Cause I look exactly like him, dressed up. 514 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,574 I got the clothes here and 515 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:03,620 I've got a very special guest, today. 516 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,144 Clifton David Broadbridge. 517 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,276 A fucking unbelievable guitar player. 518 00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,713 And he is like the Hendrix expert, 519 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:12,063 like the biggest Hendrick expert, I know. 520 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,762 So, he agreed to show us some Hendrix stuff, today. 521 00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:15,937 - Thanks for having me on, man. 522 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,373 Yeah, thanks for being here. 523 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,159 He plays Hendrix stuff all over the US. 524 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,422 This is gonna be awesome. So I was thinking, 525 00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:25,512 I've always been trying to play fucking Purple Haze. 526 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:26,687 - Okay. 527 00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:27,862 - And I just, I don't know why, 528 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,733 but I just can't get it right. 529 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:32,388 It always sounds, you know, doesn't sound hazy enough. 530 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,085 Yeah, I think I understand that. 531 00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:36,349 Can you? Here's how much I got of it. 532 00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:37,176 I can go, 533 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,569 Oh, just wait. 534 00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:40,875 I'm gonna turn on my thing, here. 535 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,355 - Yeah. Turn your foot pedal on. 536 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:45,140 - You got all the fancy stuff and I noticed 537 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:48,274 you just gave me this one little thing, here. 538 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,319 I mean, that's kind unfair, but... 539 00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,887 Well, you got the clothes, so... 540 00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:54,628 - That's true. I do have all the excellence. 541 00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:55,629 You got the mojo. 542 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,152 All the excellence. 543 00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,284 Where did you get these clothes, anyway? 544 00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,286 Those are fantastic. Thank you. 545 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,504 So, I can do this part. 546 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,728 Then I get... I start getting lost. 547 00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:09,643 So if you can just walk me through it. 548 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:13,037 Okay. We got the intro part right here on the sixth fret, 549 00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,561 and the octave. 550 00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:15,518 - Oh yeah, right. - I forgot that part. 551 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,575 Okay, so walk me through that, just quickly. 552 00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:29,576 All right. 553 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,230 So, the intro or... 554 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,101 - No, I know the intro. 555 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,059 So, the intro's just the sixth fret, octave thing. 556 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,191 You're just going. 557 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,109 - Okay. 558 00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,202 - Okay. 559 00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:49,422 So, up to the ninth fret. 560 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:52,512 And then bend... 561 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:56,342 And then... 562 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,524 That's why I was fucking it up. I see, now. 563 00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:17,406 A man's beard grows fastest when he's anticipating sex. 564 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:19,843 - Ooh, that makes sense. 565 00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:21,018 Your beard grows faster. 566 00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,890 - Makes a lot of sense. 567 00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,457 - How does it work, Ricky? - That does, doesn't it? 568 00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:26,415 - I find, when I'm in the zone, 569 00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:28,243 and I'm doing a lot of stuff... 570 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,375 We've talked about this. We've been in jail. 571 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,290 I gotta shave way more. 572 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,856 But, we've been in jail and we're like, "Holy fuck!" 573 00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:34,423 You notice a couple days without shaving. 574 00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:35,294 Exactly. 575 00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:37,513 Wow. Man. 576 00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:38,775 That's what it is. 577 00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:40,603 - When you're in the thick of it, 578 00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:42,388 as they say, you get the fucking two o'clock shadow. 579 00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:47,044 - That's when you're thick of it. It means... 580 00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:48,742 - You mean when you're in there? 581 00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:49,960 When you're getting some shit going. 582 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,398 You almost feel it growing. 583 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:55,096 - Ricky, you're fucked. 584 00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:56,880 He's gonna be doing some banging now, 585 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,447 looking in the mirror, trying to watch his beard grow. 586 00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:00,319 I totally guarantee you. 587 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,146 Well, you just keep little hand mirror by the bed. 588 00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:04,279 So, I told you, I told you. 589 00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:06,194 He's gonna fucking do it. though. 590 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,630 I just wanna see there's a difference before you start 591 00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:09,197 to when you finish. 592 00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:10,764 Guarantee there might be something to it. 593 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:12,896 You would never notice, man. Fuck. 594 00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:18,859 Well, if you do the Time Elective Philography 595 00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:22,558 where you take a shot every four seconds, or whatever. 596 00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,299 What's it called? 597 00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:28,434 - Time of elective for, you know what I mean? 598 00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:31,350 - The Time Elected Photography. 599 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,700 Time Elected Offtography? 600 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:34,962 Autography. 601 00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:36,485 - No, when you do that, 602 00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:38,531 it just takes a picture like every so many... 603 00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:39,749 Timelapse, Ricky. 604 00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:42,491 Or, you could say that. 605 00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:44,319 You could say that, too. 606 00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:46,495 You could say that, just as easy. 607 00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:49,890 Fuck, I'm good and awake now, boys. 608 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:52,762 Oh! Something's kicking in and I'm not doing good. 609 00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:53,807 I think I have to go to bed. 610 00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:55,374 - What? 611 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,505 Well, I'm just waking up. 612 00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:57,680 Me too, man. 613 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,247 I'm fucking ready to go. 614 00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:00,248 I'm feeling like I need to go to the bathroom 615 00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:00,770 and then right to bed. 616 00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:04,687 - Ah, Well... I guess - Fuck! 617 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,212 I guess, we could. 618 00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:11,781 First, I'm gonna do a little trimming. 619 00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:15,045 - Ricky, don't. I wanna see you attempt this. 620 00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:16,438 Actually, you know what? 621 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:17,744 Oh, there we go. 622 00:23:17,744 --> 00:23:18,571 Oh. 623 00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:20,094 There we go. 624 00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:22,052 I'm gonna burn some fucking calories. 625 00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:24,359 He's gonna burn some... Don't do that. 626 00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:28,668 Why would he do that? 627 00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:30,321 And, why would you tell him that? 628 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,108 Did he knock himself out? 629 00:23:34,108 --> 00:23:35,631 He knocked himself out, or he just passed out. 630 00:23:35,631 --> 00:23:36,502 I don't know what the fuck he did. 631 00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:37,938 - Ricky! 632 00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:39,461 - Rick. 633 00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,420 He didn't knock himself out, did he? 634 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,725 I wasn't watching. 635 00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:45,815 All right. I'm done. 636 00:23:45,815 --> 00:23:46,990 - Ricky! 637 00:23:46,990 --> 00:23:48,165 Oh my fuck. We're gonna have... 638 00:23:48,165 --> 00:23:49,863 - Just let him, just let him be. 639 00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:51,734 No, he might have really hurt himself. 640 00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:53,257 So, I don't wanna start drinking until tonight. 641 00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:54,781 I don't wanna start right now, man. 642 00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:56,391 So, we're just gonna leave him with a... 643 00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:57,392 I gotta go. 644 00:23:57,392 --> 00:23:58,219 With a knock-out. 645 00:23:58,219 --> 00:23:58,872 I'm leaving. 646 00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:02,658 Well... Oh my God. 647 00:24:04,051 --> 00:24:06,183 Thanks for tuning in, everybody. 648 00:24:09,186 --> 00:24:10,536 Ricky, you better be faking. 649 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,452 Ricky? 650 00:24:14,931 --> 00:24:16,280 He did knock himself out. 651 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,586 Call 911. 46888

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