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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:20,820 - ## [Rock, Indistinct] - [Chattering] 2 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:51,142 [Man] Happy New Year! 3 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:54,688 [Chanting] Sigma, Phi, Omega, hey! Sigma, Phi, Omega, hey! 4 00:00:54,813 --> 00:01:00,110 Sigma, Phi, Omega, hey! Sigma, Phi, Omega, hey! Sigma, Phi, Omega, hey! 5 00:01:00,235 --> 00:01:02,696 [Cheering] 6 00:01:16,793 --> 00:01:19,170 Hey, there she is now. 7 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:23,091 Will you tell me what she sees in you, please? 8 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:26,261 Can you figure this one out, Ed? 9 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:28,346 I mean, now, this guy's got some luck. 10 00:01:28,471 --> 00:01:31,057 [Mock German Accent] Women are strange, Doctor. 11 00:01:31,141 --> 00:01:34,436 - Very strange. - Right, Ed. Sensitive. 12 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:37,856 He's probably very sensitive. Chicks go for the sensitive fellows, you know. 13 00:01:37,981 --> 00:01:39,858 Yeah, well, I wouldn't mind going in your place. 14 00:01:39,983 --> 00:01:42,652 [Doc] Yeah, you would, wouldn't you, you devil? 15 00:01:42,777 --> 00:01:46,615 - You want him to fill in for ya? Huh? - Offensive. 16 00:01:46,698 --> 00:01:50,035 - This is true love, old man. - Touch�, Jackson. 17 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:54,873 Look, Alana's nice. Confused, but nice. 18 00:01:54,998 --> 00:01:57,709 Hey, there she goes. 19 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:06,218 Now, what do you say, huh? Huh? 20 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:09,304 - You trust me? Okay. - We're gonna take good care of you. 21 00:02:09,387 --> 00:02:11,306 - Come on. - Let's go. 22 00:02:11,389 --> 00:02:13,600 Don't worry. 23 00:02:13,683 --> 00:02:16,853 What are you laughing at? Come on! 24 00:02:16,978 --> 00:02:20,565 - You're gonna love it. - Give me that. You're gonna need both your hands free. 25 00:02:20,690 --> 00:02:24,569 You're gonna be wearing that beanie all year if you don't get laid tonight. 26 00:02:24,694 --> 00:02:27,364 Laid, sir? Me, sir? 27 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:36,915 Okay. Bare tit. See what you can do. 28 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:42,212 Sorry. After you get laid. 29 00:02:45,674 --> 00:02:48,510 Still wearing your beanie I see, huh? 30 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:53,098 - Well, happy New Year anyway, buddy. - Hey, same to you, Doc. 31 00:02:54,599 --> 00:02:56,518 - [Groaning] - [Chuckles] 32 00:02:56,601 --> 00:02:59,646 - Is that real? - Is the pope Catholic? 33 00:02:59,729 --> 00:03:01,856 I don't know what you're gonna do when we get to med school. 34 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,236 [Woman] I'm losing my nerve. I don't even know this guy. 35 00:03:08,905 --> 00:03:10,824 - Mitchy! - You look adorable! 36 00:03:10,907 --> 00:03:13,034 - I feel like an idiot. - You can't chicken out now. 37 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:16,913 - Why am I doing this? - Because you're the best bait we got around here, honey. 38 00:03:17,038 --> 00:03:19,624 - Come on. It'll be fun. - Fun? 39 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:29,092 Oh, my God. Look at this place! 40 00:03:29,217 --> 00:03:31,177 I know. 41 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:34,723 - Who is that? - I don't know. 42 00:03:34,806 --> 00:03:37,684 Some friend of Doc's. Anyway, you know what to do. 43 00:03:37,767 --> 00:03:39,936 - Okay? - Yeah, but I don't like it. 44 00:03:40,061 --> 00:03:43,773 - Go get her, tiger. - Come on, Kenny. Go for it! 45 00:03:43,899 --> 00:03:45,775 - Go on! - [Alana Whispering] Mitchy! 46 00:03:45,901 --> 00:03:47,736 Don't be afraid, Kenny. 47 00:03:47,819 --> 00:03:49,738 - Hey, what are you doing? - Mitchy! 48 00:03:49,821 --> 00:03:53,408 - Now, look, you really want her, right? - Mm-hmm. 49 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:56,411 Okay. Go ahead. 50 00:03:56,536 --> 00:04:00,081 We'll be down here if you need us. All right? 51 00:04:46,294 --> 00:04:48,838 - Alana? - Hello, Kenny. 52 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:14,155 Don't be shy. This is my first time too. 53 00:05:29,879 --> 00:05:31,756 Kiss me, Kenny. 54 00:05:31,881 --> 00:05:34,384 Kiss me. 55 00:05:37,596 --> 00:05:39,890 Kiss me. 56 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:48,565 [Groaning] 57 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:51,443 [Screaming] 58 00:05:53,361 --> 00:05:55,572 [Laughing] 59 00:06:44,579 --> 00:06:47,249 [Train Whistle Blowing] 60 00:07:46,016 --> 00:07:48,226 [Cheering, Shouting] 61 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,530 Yes, it's the opportunity of a lifetime, my boy! 62 00:08:11,041 --> 00:08:12,584 - One more. Hold it. - Now! 63 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:13,835 - Ready? - Yes! 64 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:17,339 - There you go. - [Train Whistle Blowing] 65 00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:20,550 A train! [Squealing] 66 00:08:20,675 --> 00:08:23,637 Well, you wouldn't let me buy you a graduation present, so I got you this instead. 67 00:08:23,762 --> 00:08:25,680 I love you. 68 00:08:34,397 --> 00:08:39,861 Has anyone seen my girlfriend? She's the one with the big caboose! 69 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:42,197 - You gonna let him get away with this? - No way! 70 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,824 [Cheering] 71 00:08:47,702 --> 00:08:51,039 Hey! Now, this is what I call a party! 72 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:56,127 - I-I'd like to propose a toast. - Ridiculous! 73 00:08:56,253 --> 00:08:59,881 - That's not toast, my good man. - Shut up! 74 00:08:59,965 --> 00:09:02,133 It's a real honor hosting with you guys. 75 00:09:02,259 --> 00:09:03,969 - I mean that. - Hey, same here. 76 00:09:04,094 --> 00:09:08,265 My last big college party. But it's gonna be the best! 77 00:09:08,390 --> 00:09:10,267 [Cheering, Shouting] 78 00:09:10,392 --> 00:09:13,562 Hey! To four really great years. 79 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,564 - Oh, yeah! - Really. 80 00:09:23,113 --> 00:09:25,574 [Man] Let's get the goodies. Come on. I'll see you later on the train. 81 00:09:25,657 --> 00:09:27,909 [Chattering Continues] 82 00:09:27,993 --> 00:09:30,078 - Oh, thanks. - Are you guys medical students? 83 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:32,789 Well, premed. Here's your date, Ed. 84 00:09:32,914 --> 00:09:37,752 - Listen, thank you very much. Would you like a joint? - Yeah, I wouldn't mind one. 85 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:41,256 - Go ahead, help yourself. - Oh, my God. 86 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:44,217 - Thank you very much, boys. You're really a lot of fun. - Hey, Doc, give me. 87 00:09:44,301 --> 00:09:46,803 - Lot of fun. - Come on. Let's get this thing into gear. 88 00:09:46,928 --> 00:09:49,556 - All right! - [Voices Overlapping] 89 00:09:56,688 --> 00:09:59,774 Hey, Donnelly. Take a look at this. 90 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:03,695 - [Chuckling] - My goodness gracious! 91 00:10:03,778 --> 00:10:07,949 Happy New Year! [Laughs] 92 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:10,452 Goodies for everybody! 93 00:10:14,664 --> 00:10:16,833 - Mr. Conductor! - Yeah? 94 00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:19,544 Did you say "all aboard"? That's ridiculous! 95 00:10:19,669 --> 00:10:23,173 They can't be bored. I haven't even started. 96 00:10:24,299 --> 00:10:27,844 Hey, Fred, forget it. 97 00:10:27,969 --> 00:10:31,473 She's not your type. Think of the children! 98 00:10:32,891 --> 00:10:35,185 Come on, baby. Open your eyes. 99 00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:40,232 Come on. Look at me. Just my luck. She's a lesbian. 100 00:10:40,357 --> 00:10:44,486 Wait a sec. I've got an idea. Let's play charades, and my word will be "orgy." 101 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,321 [All Groaning] 102 00:10:46,404 --> 00:10:49,699 Wait, wait, wait! I think she sprung a leak. 103 00:10:49,824 --> 00:10:52,494 Either that, or she's hissing me. 104 00:10:54,704 --> 00:10:57,916 Excuse me. Excuse me. 105 00:11:03,546 --> 00:11:06,883 Here, let me give you a hand with that. 106 00:11:08,343 --> 00:11:10,220 Thanks a lot. 107 00:11:10,345 --> 00:11:14,224 - You the slicker of this outfit? - I try to be. 108 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:18,728 - Extraordinaire! - Hey, fella! 109 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:24,526 Did you make my date disappear? 110 00:11:27,529 --> 00:11:30,156 - Come on. Let's check this train out. - No, I've gotta find Pet... 111 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,367 before I forget what she looks like. 112 00:11:34,744 --> 00:11:37,622 [Woman] You may have some weather, but the fella who came through at 6:00... 113 00:11:37,747 --> 00:11:40,875 - said the track was clear. - ## [Soft Rock] 114 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,877 Try and see they don't tear it apart. 115 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:47,173 With a party like that, I'm always afraid some kid's gonna hurt himself. 116 00:11:47,257 --> 00:11:51,011 Maggie, I wish to hell they'd put a radio on that train. 117 00:11:51,094 --> 00:11:54,556 What if one of those kids got drunk and fell off? 118 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:57,559 I've been talkin' on that for two years. 119 00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:03,106 Belknap always puts the kibosh on it. 120 00:12:03,231 --> 00:12:05,400 - He says, "We ain't Amtrak. - ## [Volume Increases] 121 00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:07,903 We'rejust a little old excursion train." 122 00:12:07,986 --> 00:12:10,238 He oughta be here tonight. 123 00:12:10,322 --> 00:12:12,574 Be like ridin'herd on a flea circus. 124 00:12:18,246 --> 00:12:22,334 [Train Whistle Blowing] 125 00:12:24,252 --> 00:12:27,213 Are you sure you won't go with us, Maggie? 126 00:12:27,297 --> 00:12:29,758 With a bunch like that? Not on your life. 127 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:34,179 All right. I'll see you tomorrow. 128 00:12:34,262 --> 00:12:36,932 - So long. - So long. 129 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,600 [Cheering] 130 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:42,437 You folks ready for the time of your life? 131 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,941 You won't be disappointed, I promise. 132 00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:54,199 All aboard! 133 00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:03,792 - Hey, look at Ed! - [All Laughing] 134 00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:07,420 Fantastic! 135 00:13:07,545 --> 00:13:10,882 Fabulous blood! Hey, did you see Ed? Pretty good, eh? 136 00:13:10,966 --> 00:13:13,385 Way to go, Eduardo! 137 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:59,180 [Train Whistle Blowing] 138 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:34,716 [Whistle Blowing] 139 00:14:45,393 --> 00:14:47,354 [Man] I don't know. I think the bar car's up this way. 140 00:14:47,437 --> 00:14:49,356 Anybody home? 141 00:14:49,439 --> 00:14:51,024 - Hi. - Is this the sink? 142 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,692 - Yeah. - Looks like a bedpan. 143 00:14:52,817 --> 00:14:55,820 - I think it is. - Congratulations, by the way. 144 00:14:55,946 --> 00:14:58,573 - Thank you. - And lots of luck, for sure. 145 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,034 - Hiya, Mitchy. - Hi. How's it goin'? 146 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:03,620 My roommate's graduating early too. 147 00:15:03,745 --> 00:15:06,414 Maybe then Mitchy and I can room together. 148 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,586 You're gonna stick me with that? 149 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,797 - What's wrong? Bunnies are cute. - Oh, thanks. 150 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:21,179 Hey, come on. You know I have to work before school starts. It's gonna be real expensive. 151 00:15:21,263 --> 00:15:24,182 Shit. You'll get a scholarship. You always do. 152 00:15:24,266 --> 00:15:26,893 - Well, I don't have one yet. - Marry Mo and you won't need one. 153 00:15:27,018 --> 00:15:28,937 Have you been talkin' to him again? 154 00:15:31,022 --> 00:15:33,441 - Come on. I am gonna miss you. - Yeah? 155 00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:37,487 - Yeah. - Aw, shoot. You're my only girlfriend. 156 00:15:37,612 --> 00:15:40,615 - You know that? - You're my best friend. You know that? 157 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,702 I am gonna miss you like crazy. 158 00:15:43,827 --> 00:15:46,288 Oh! Oh, no. 159 00:15:46,371 --> 00:15:48,790 I'm just an easy cry, that's all. 160 00:15:48,873 --> 00:15:51,084 I can't let Doc see me like this. 161 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,086 - Where's the girls' room on this boat anyway? - Hey, you. 162 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,672 - Hmm? - We're always gonna be friends. 163 00:15:55,797 --> 00:15:59,134 - Yeah? - Yeah. 164 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,219 Yeah. 165 00:16:03,638 --> 00:16:05,724 ## [Rock] 166 00:16:17,861 --> 00:16:20,363 - Hi, Prez. - Hey, Pet, how you doin'? 167 00:16:20,488 --> 00:16:22,574 - Have you guys seen Eddie around? - Ed? 168 00:16:22,657 --> 00:16:25,994 - Check the car back there. It's open. - Okay. 169 00:16:28,872 --> 00:16:31,124 - She still runnin' hot on you? - Nope. 170 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,460 Cooled down the grade. 171 00:16:33,543 --> 00:16:36,004 She's really beautiful, that old engine. 172 00:16:36,087 --> 00:16:38,340 They don't make 'em like that anymore. 173 00:16:38,423 --> 00:16:41,343 Thank God for little favors. 174 00:16:41,426 --> 00:16:44,221 You're gonna see a train on the cover of Time magazine one of these days... 175 00:16:44,346 --> 00:16:46,431 and I'm gonna be in that cab in the picture. 176 00:16:46,514 --> 00:16:49,643 And I'll be up in the Concorde, and you'll be on welfare. 177 00:16:49,768 --> 00:16:53,188 You're diggin'your own grave with that shovel career-wise. 178 00:16:53,271 --> 00:16:55,732 What's the price of gas right now? 179 00:16:55,857 --> 00:16:58,610 Pretty soon, the only way you'll get that beer can someplace... 180 00:16:58,693 --> 00:17:00,237 is you load it on a flatcar. 181 00:17:00,362 --> 00:17:02,280 Guess who'll be driving the train? 182 00:17:04,658 --> 00:17:08,078 You can cook, you can take a shower, you can watch TV... 183 00:17:08,203 --> 00:17:10,872 and, by God, you can hang a left if you feel like it. 184 00:17:12,207 --> 00:17:15,085 That poor, deluded boy. 185 00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:17,254 ## [Rock] 186 00:17:29,558 --> 00:17:33,061 It's a rotten crowd. Listen to 'em. 187 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:36,064 Well, it beats a six-year-old's birthday party. 188 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:39,234 I have to have it quiet when I do my illusions. 189 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,236 You know, it pays better too. 190 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:45,156 Hey, I thought you said you'd played frat parties before. 191 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,659 - They're not gonna watch. - Oh, they'll watch. 192 00:17:47,742 --> 00:17:49,703 Go out and do some close-up magic. 193 00:17:49,786 --> 00:17:53,081 - Warm 'em up. - I'm not ready. 194 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:58,587 Okay, here we go! Stimulation for the nation. 195 00:17:58,712 --> 00:18:01,464 Hey, host lounge for seniors only! 196 00:18:01,590 --> 00:18:04,926 - Get out! - What do you think this is? Come on. Seniors only. 197 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,762 We are gonna be remembered forever for this one. 198 00:18:07,846 --> 00:18:10,098 - Happy Hog Night, children. - Hog Night? 199 00:18:10,181 --> 00:18:13,602 Hog Night! That's right. That's what they used to call it. 200 00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:17,105 Big bonfire, and all the pledges had to get laid. 201 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:20,442 It's true. They had to abolish it. Something happened one year... 202 00:18:20,525 --> 00:18:23,486 - and they had to kick a whole bunch of guys out of school. - Well, almost kicked out. 203 00:18:24,529 --> 00:18:26,531 Christ, did we do that? 204 00:18:26,615 --> 00:18:28,867 - You're the guys? - Oh, no, it wasn't us. 205 00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:30,869 It must've been somebody else. 206 00:18:30,952 --> 00:18:34,873 Look, it was supposed to be a simple joke, and it sort of got out of control one year. 207 00:18:34,956 --> 00:18:37,334 - Just forget about it. - You wanna know what really happened? 208 00:18:37,459 --> 00:18:39,336 - Yeah! - Will you just drop it? 209 00:18:39,461 --> 00:18:41,796 We were freshmen. It's Christmas vacation. 210 00:18:41,922 --> 00:18:44,841 I got a job at the medical center, practically a janitor. 211 00:18:44,966 --> 00:18:48,678 So I go into this lab one night. It's unlocked... 212 00:18:48,803 --> 00:18:51,848 and there's this lady there-- poor soul-- who'd just fallen apart. 213 00:18:51,973 --> 00:18:53,850 [Mo] Yeah, literally. 214 00:18:53,975 --> 00:18:57,604 Now, I promised these dorks I was gonna come up with something truly special. 215 00:18:57,687 --> 00:19:03,068 Yeah, really special. Put a kid in the hospital. 216 00:19:03,193 --> 00:19:05,195 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I ruin your punch line? 217 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:09,282 You tell them. You were there, remember? 218 00:19:10,784 --> 00:19:12,744 Hey, Alana. 219 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,503 Sucks to you. 220 00:19:21,586 --> 00:19:24,965 Hey, come on. It's New Year's! Let's be happy! 221 00:19:25,048 --> 00:19:28,051 - Why don't you let these poor children go? - Okay, children, run along. 222 00:19:28,176 --> 00:19:30,262 Another time. Leave the women here. Thank you very much. 223 00:19:30,345 --> 00:19:33,473 - Thanks for the booze, sir. - Yeah, thanks. - [Alana] Booze? 224 00:19:36,226 --> 00:19:38,770 Well, that was actually nice of you. 225 00:19:38,853 --> 00:19:40,981 - Now, what are we gonna drink? - What are we gonna drink? 226 00:19:41,106 --> 00:19:43,024 - #What are we gonna drink # - #What are we gonna drink # 227 00:19:43,108 --> 00:19:45,026 - #What are we gonna drink # - Champagne! 228 00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:48,154 [Laughing, Chattering] 229 00:19:55,704 --> 00:19:57,581 Absolutely there's a future in it. 230 00:19:57,706 --> 00:19:59,583 People gotta come back to rail. 231 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:02,419 I'll bet you read a lot of science fiction. 232 00:20:02,544 --> 00:20:04,963 Hey, Shovels, you know what we call him? 233 00:20:05,046 --> 00:20:06,590 - Winnebago. - [Laughs] 234 00:20:06,715 --> 00:20:09,467 How is the R.V. business these days? 235 00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:11,469 How the hell do you think it is? 236 00:20:11,553 --> 00:20:15,181 I wouldn't be here if I wasn't up to my hind end in inventory. 237 00:20:15,307 --> 00:20:17,350 But I'll move 'em sooner or later. 238 00:20:17,475 --> 00:20:20,645 Should've got out 10 years ago, not five. 239 00:20:20,729 --> 00:20:26,109 Now, think on this. When's the last time somebody built a shopping mall... 240 00:20:26,234 --> 00:20:28,111 next to a train station? 241 00:20:28,236 --> 00:20:30,989 Think about that. 242 00:20:38,455 --> 00:20:40,749 ## [Humming] 243 00:20:44,002 --> 00:20:45,921 [Gasps] Jesus! 244 00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:48,632 Oh! It's you! 245 00:20:48,757 --> 00:20:50,842 You about scared the pants right off me. 246 00:20:50,926 --> 00:20:53,220 You are bad, Eduardo. 247 00:20:53,303 --> 00:20:56,097 What's this? Oh, that thing. 248 00:20:56,181 --> 00:20:59,935 Not only is that gross, but I know who gave it to you. 249 00:21:00,018 --> 00:21:03,271 Mm-hmm. Somebody else is looking for you-hoo. 250 00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:09,027 Mm-hmm. 251 00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:11,780 [Chuckles] You wanna know who she is? 252 00:21:11,905 --> 00:21:15,784 Uh-huh. Well... 253 00:21:15,867 --> 00:21:18,328 a cute little thing. 254 00:21:18,453 --> 00:21:21,081 Now, tell me, what's her name? Pet-- that's it. 255 00:21:21,164 --> 00:21:23,250 Are you stoned? 256 00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:25,293 - Surprise! - [Woman Squeals] 257 00:21:25,377 --> 00:21:27,295 [Man] Get lost! 258 00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:30,006 [Gasps] Ow! That hurts! 259 00:21:30,131 --> 00:21:33,093 How you doin', Eduardo? 260 00:21:33,176 --> 00:21:35,262 [Sighs] Jesus! 261 00:21:35,387 --> 00:21:39,099 Hey, Ed, that number at the station... 262 00:21:40,725 --> 00:21:44,145 with the sword, better than Doc could have done. 263 00:21:44,271 --> 00:21:47,774 Super fantastic, man. [Laughing] 264 00:21:52,737 --> 00:21:54,990 Hey, Ed, want a drink? 265 00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:08,128 Shh! 266 00:22:08,253 --> 00:22:10,755 I've got the good stuff, Ed. 267 00:22:14,426 --> 00:22:17,095 Hey, where do they keep the glasses? 268 00:22:18,763 --> 00:22:22,684 Ah, here they are. Now we're talkin'. Whoops! 269 00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:26,563 Easy, Jackson. Here we go, Eduardo. How's this? 270 00:22:26,688 --> 00:22:30,734 Hey, hey, hey! Take it easy, man. What are you doin'? 271 00:22:30,859 --> 00:22:35,030 Oh, my God! No! No, no! 272 00:22:35,155 --> 00:22:37,240 [Whistle Blowing] 273 00:22:44,205 --> 00:22:46,458 - Very classy. - [Doc] You like this, huh? 274 00:22:46,541 --> 00:22:51,880 You know, I've always wanted my own toy train, but this is ridiculous. 275 00:22:51,963 --> 00:22:54,716 - You know, you're very imaginative, buster. - I have my moments. 276 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:58,637 I know. Hey, Mitch, I may have to marry him after all. 277 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,598 - Marry me. - [Chuckles] 278 00:23:03,391 --> 00:23:06,728 - It was my idea. - [Mitchy] Aw, Doc. 279 00:23:06,811 --> 00:23:09,856 I cannot tell a lie. I'm sorry, buddy. 280 00:23:09,981 --> 00:23:12,484 - It got stuck in my throat. - I thought you said it was your idea. 281 00:23:12,567 --> 00:23:14,736 [Doc] Look, I know I suggested letting her think otherwise. 282 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:17,739 - That's real generous of you. - Thank you. 283 00:23:17,822 --> 00:23:20,575 - So you're the one who's paying for all this. - Oh, no. 284 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:24,913 Mo's the one with the bread. I've got all the ideas. 285 00:23:24,996 --> 00:23:28,917 For instance, guess what I put in the stuff I gave those dorks? 286 00:23:29,042 --> 00:23:31,253 You asshole! 287 00:23:31,336 --> 00:23:33,922 You can't have a good time without hurting somebody, can you? 288 00:23:34,047 --> 00:23:36,466 Is that why you told me it was your idea? 289 00:23:36,591 --> 00:23:40,136 'Cause I said I'd never go to another one ofhis fucking parties? 290 00:23:40,262 --> 00:23:42,597 Alana, you're always walking out on my parties. 291 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:46,434 But this time, you can't. 292 00:23:50,564 --> 00:23:53,441 [Squawks] I'll get you for this one, Doc. 293 00:23:54,776 --> 00:23:56,903 I mean it this time. 294 00:24:07,581 --> 00:24:11,501 Now, look, this was a good idea, right? 295 00:24:11,626 --> 00:24:13,837 - Right? - Yeah. 296 00:24:13,962 --> 00:24:16,840 - So what the hell does it matter-- - It matters a lot! 297 00:24:18,592 --> 00:24:20,468 I'm sorry. 298 00:24:21,887 --> 00:24:23,847 I know. 299 00:24:28,101 --> 00:24:30,896 I just can't wait for the other surprises he's got planned. 300 00:24:30,979 --> 00:24:33,023 Whoopee cushions, exploding cigars. 301 00:24:33,148 --> 00:24:36,192 [Sniffing] Oh, Jesus. 302 00:24:36,318 --> 00:24:41,323 - What? - Somebody broke a bottle in there... already. 303 00:24:41,448 --> 00:24:43,783 I told you it was gonna be another one of these stupid parties. 304 00:24:43,867 --> 00:24:46,828 Come on! Give it a chance, will ya? 305 00:25:10,685 --> 00:25:14,981 Hey, Carne, what about those smart alecks in the back? 306 00:25:15,065 --> 00:25:17,275 Shouldn't we take a look-see? 307 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:21,321 Nah. I'd be a wet blanket if I walked through there now. 308 00:25:21,446 --> 00:25:23,365 They can cool down by themselves. 309 00:25:23,448 --> 00:25:26,284 - [Chattering] - Good evening. 310 00:25:31,373 --> 00:25:34,042 Admit it. You're impressed. 311 00:25:34,167 --> 00:25:36,044 Okay, I'm impressed. 312 00:25:36,169 --> 00:25:38,546 - Mo-- - Good evening, ladies. Welcome aboard. 313 00:25:38,630 --> 00:25:40,799 - Hello. - How are you? So where are the guys? 314 00:25:40,882 --> 00:25:42,801 - Weren't they with you? - No, I didn't see 'em. 315 00:25:42,884 --> 00:25:44,803 - Jackson was there for a while, but he must've-- - [Scattered Applause] 316 00:25:44,886 --> 00:25:48,515 - Look, he's doing magic. - A magician. What a great idea. Come on. 317 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,559 - [Alana] I wanna get some peanuts. - Thank you. 318 00:25:50,642 --> 00:25:52,394 - There's a ton of peanuts. - They're not hot. 319 00:25:52,519 --> 00:25:55,397 - "They're not hot." - Excuse me? 320 00:25:55,522 --> 00:25:58,400 Uh, could I borrow that coin you have there? 321 00:25:58,525 --> 00:26:00,860 Yeah. 322 00:26:00,944 --> 00:26:02,779 Watch this. 323 00:26:02,904 --> 00:26:06,074 If I take your cigarette and hold it up to your quarter... 324 00:26:06,199 --> 00:26:09,953 it'll seem to be sticking to it... 325 00:26:10,078 --> 00:26:12,122 just like that. 326 00:26:12,247 --> 00:26:15,166 - And if we keep turning it, it'll look like... - [People Gasping] 327 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:18,753 the cigarette's penetrating the quarter, just like that. 328 00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:21,756 Could you, um, take this lighter here... 329 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,800 - and, uh, light it up? - It'll give you cancer. 330 00:26:23,925 --> 00:26:25,802 It's for effect. It's okay. 331 00:26:25,927 --> 00:26:29,264 Okay. 332 00:26:29,389 --> 00:26:31,600 [Mock German Accent] You may have relatives in ze old country. 333 00:26:31,683 --> 00:26:33,602 This is the best part of all. 334 00:26:33,685 --> 00:26:35,854 If we take the cigarette and start to remove it... 335 00:26:37,439 --> 00:26:41,985 the quarter will seem to, um, seal itself up. 336 00:26:42,110 --> 00:26:44,321 - Whoo! - That's great! 337 00:26:44,446 --> 00:26:46,865 That's great. That's fantastic. 338 00:26:46,948 --> 00:26:49,284 Thank you. Have you ever seen a quarter... 339 00:26:49,367 --> 00:26:51,912 that, um, allows a cigarette to go through it? 340 00:26:51,995 --> 00:26:55,206 - No. - Well, there's no such thing. 341 00:26:58,460 --> 00:27:02,797 - Now what about my peanuts? - I've got that taken care of. 342 00:27:02,923 --> 00:27:04,925 Come over here. 343 00:27:15,977 --> 00:27:20,065 - [People Gasping] - [Man] Smart aleck! 344 00:27:26,279 --> 00:27:29,824 [Carne] Uh, pick a card. Any card. It don't matter. 345 00:27:31,284 --> 00:27:34,704 Come on. I-I gotta go. Show's about to start. 346 00:27:34,829 --> 00:27:38,833 - Uh-huh. You gonna be part of it, Carne? - Ain't you gonna pick one? 347 00:27:41,753 --> 00:27:44,256 Free Will Baptist. We never touch 'em. 348 00:27:44,339 --> 00:27:47,676 [Chuckles] I use 'em all the time in my work. 349 00:27:47,801 --> 00:27:50,053 Helps break the ice for my customers. 350 00:27:54,057 --> 00:27:57,352 This always happens to me. Always. 351 00:27:57,435 --> 00:28:01,481 Aw, come on, Pet. You're always looking for that kind of guy, right? 352 00:28:01,606 --> 00:28:04,359 I mean, what you have to say is, "Fuck 'em." 353 00:28:04,484 --> 00:28:08,613 Listen, ifJackson shows up, tell him I went home. 354 00:28:10,365 --> 00:28:15,328 Me too. Ed was on the platform. I bet the shit missed the train. 355 00:28:19,874 --> 00:28:21,918 Hey, remember me? 356 00:28:25,714 --> 00:28:28,800 [Sighs] Alana, come on. 357 00:28:28,884 --> 00:28:31,678 I said I was sorry, and I meant it. 358 00:28:31,761 --> 00:28:35,098 - It was stupid to let you think it was my-- - It's not that. 359 00:28:35,223 --> 00:28:39,895 [Chuckles] Well, would you mind telling me why you're so upset? 360 00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:43,732 You let him set you up again. Mo, you're worth 10 of him. 361 00:28:43,857 --> 00:28:46,234 Just because you belong to the same stupid fraternity-- 362 00:28:46,318 --> 00:28:49,404 Hey, hey, I happen to like this fraternity, okay? 363 00:28:49,529 --> 00:28:51,489 You don't get it. You have no idea what I'm trying to tell you. 364 00:28:51,573 --> 00:28:54,075 Oh, yes, I do. 365 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,912 I understand, Alana. 366 00:28:57,037 --> 00:29:01,625 You have just never forgiven him for setting you up with Kenny in the frat house. 367 00:29:01,750 --> 00:29:04,294 You've always gotta be Little Miss Perfect. 368 00:29:04,419 --> 00:29:07,547 Look, I'm not gonna sit here and listen to you cover for him all night, all right? 369 00:29:07,631 --> 00:29:09,716 Alana, please! 370 00:29:09,799 --> 00:29:11,801 I know Doc can be a jerk sometimes. 371 00:29:11,927 --> 00:29:13,803 I'm not stupid. 372 00:29:13,929 --> 00:29:16,640 - Doc's my friend. - You don't need an enemy, then. 373 00:29:16,765 --> 00:29:20,685 Very funny. Did you think of that one all by yourself? 374 00:29:23,939 --> 00:29:26,358 Excuse me. 375 00:29:30,111 --> 00:29:32,113 - [Doc Groans] - You pulled what? 376 00:29:32,239 --> 00:29:35,200 I didn't know there was a muscle there. 377 00:29:35,283 --> 00:29:37,535 - Oh, excuse me, sir. - Okay. 378 00:29:39,955 --> 00:29:42,374 - Uh, just a minute there. - Yeah? 379 00:29:42,457 --> 00:29:44,542 - Got a little trick I'd like to show you. - Oh, great. 380 00:29:44,626 --> 00:29:47,462 - Okay. - Now, think on a card. 381 00:29:47,545 --> 00:29:50,173 - Oh, now, don't tell me. - You got it? 382 00:29:50,298 --> 00:29:53,635 You got to concentrate on the deck... 383 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:58,640 because it's the power of the thought that makes it rise to the top. 384 00:29:58,765 --> 00:30:01,560 Let me show you how to do that. 385 00:30:01,643 --> 00:30:03,979 Five. 386 00:30:05,146 --> 00:30:06,523 Four. 387 00:30:09,276 --> 00:30:12,153 Three. There it is. 388 00:30:12,237 --> 00:30:14,155 Now, what-- what was your card? 389 00:30:16,866 --> 00:30:21,329 - Jack of hearts. - Not only has it risen to the top of the deck... 390 00:30:21,413 --> 00:30:24,666 but now, it has become the jack of spades. 391 00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:27,210 Nice one, sir. 392 00:30:28,503 --> 00:30:32,173 Just a gag. Kind of clever, wasn't it? 393 00:30:33,592 --> 00:30:36,845 I'm gonna wet my pants if I don't stop laughing. 394 00:30:36,928 --> 00:30:39,806 - Emergency! - Emergency room, right here. 395 00:30:39,890 --> 00:30:41,600 - Locked. - Oh! 396 00:30:41,683 --> 00:30:43,602 - There's another one down at the end of the car here. - Thanks. 397 00:30:43,685 --> 00:30:46,521 - We'll just, uh, sit this one out. - I can't wait. 398 00:30:46,646 --> 00:30:49,274 Now, you tell the good doctor just what's troubling you. 399 00:30:49,357 --> 00:30:51,359 Come here. 400 00:30:56,364 --> 00:30:58,867 ## [Disco] 401 00:31:54,089 --> 00:31:56,049 ## [Ends] 402 00:31:57,926 --> 00:31:59,928 ## [Jazz] 403 00:32:05,016 --> 00:32:06,935 My, that was pretty. 404 00:32:08,853 --> 00:32:11,982 - Very well done. - [Alana] You know how he does it? 405 00:32:14,067 --> 00:32:16,486 - Yeah. - How? 406 00:32:18,863 --> 00:32:21,157 We're sworn to secrecy. 407 00:33:13,084 --> 00:33:14,836 [Doc] Hey! 408 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,923 - Where is everybody? - Watching the magician. 409 00:33:18,006 --> 00:33:20,383 - Where the hell areJackson and Ed? - I don't know. 410 00:33:20,508 --> 00:33:23,678 Hey, wait a minute. We didn't hire a magician. 411 00:33:23,803 --> 00:33:26,431 Well, maybe somebody else had a good idea for a change, hmm? 412 00:33:26,514 --> 00:33:29,017 I wanna see what he does. 413 00:33:29,142 --> 00:33:31,269 Isn't she adorable? 414 00:33:36,024 --> 00:33:37,901 She still mad? 415 00:33:39,444 --> 00:33:41,696 Yeah, she's still mad. 416 00:33:42,781 --> 00:33:45,242 She'll get over it. 417 00:33:45,367 --> 00:33:47,869 You know, Doc... 418 00:33:47,994 --> 00:33:49,871 I'm not so sure this time. 419 00:33:51,873 --> 00:33:54,834 Well, if she dumps you, you've always got me, you know. 420 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,878 [Chuckles] 421 00:33:56,962 --> 00:33:59,256 I mean it. 422 00:34:01,049 --> 00:34:02,884 ## [Continues] 423 00:34:21,069 --> 00:34:23,238 [Applause] 424 00:34:52,434 --> 00:34:53,768 Whoo! 425 00:34:56,730 --> 00:35:00,191 ## [Ends] 426 00:35:01,610 --> 00:35:03,445 [Pet] Let's get out of here. 427 00:35:04,696 --> 00:35:06,615 Excuse me. 428 00:35:06,698 --> 00:35:08,742 Watch your toes, Mitchy. 429 00:35:08,867 --> 00:35:12,037 Uh, what's with the snit sisters? 430 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,623 Wait a minute. Excuse me. 431 00:35:14,748 --> 00:35:17,500 One of my girlfriends thinks her boyfriend was left back at the platform... 432 00:35:17,626 --> 00:35:21,087 - before we left. - Oh, I don't think so, not if he came with you all. 433 00:35:21,212 --> 00:35:23,632 The platform was clear. 434 00:35:23,715 --> 00:35:25,717 You know... 435 00:35:27,385 --> 00:35:31,514 they might've-- they might've switched disguises. 436 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,017 - You know, it'd be hard to tell. - You talking about Ed? 437 00:35:34,142 --> 00:35:36,061 - Yeah. - He's here. I saw him. 438 00:35:36,144 --> 00:35:38,647 - He's in the Groucho costume. - He's here? 439 00:35:38,730 --> 00:35:40,482 Yeah. 440 00:35:40,607 --> 00:35:42,484 - I'm sorry. False alarm. - It's all right. 441 00:35:42,651 --> 00:35:44,778 - ## [Humming] - Hey, guys. 442 00:35:44,903 --> 00:35:48,323 You should've seen that magician. He was fantastic. 443 00:35:48,406 --> 00:35:50,742 Poof! Just like that, the woman was gone. 444 00:35:50,825 --> 00:35:53,328 Think he knows how to make one come? 445 00:35:53,453 --> 00:35:56,539 - I hate magic. It's just tricks. - Come on. You love tricks. 446 00:35:56,665 --> 00:36:00,418 - I love jokes. - You're just pissed off'cause you can't figure it out. 447 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,341 These girls look faint. 448 00:36:06,424 --> 00:36:08,343 Can we do anything to revive them? 449 00:36:08,426 --> 00:36:11,179 I don't know. Maybe some kind of injection? 450 00:36:11,263 --> 00:36:14,516 You girls better come back to the consulting room with us. 451 00:36:14,641 --> 00:36:17,102 We may have to do an exploratory. 452 00:36:17,185 --> 00:36:20,855 - Yeah, you sure you guys have had any experience? - [Mo] Experience? Us? 453 00:36:20,981 --> 00:36:23,441 Oh, come on. Tell 'em, Doc. We got experience. 454 00:36:23,525 --> 00:36:26,945 Mo and I worked in an emergency gynecological ward last summer. 455 00:36:27,028 --> 00:36:29,281 - Really? - Yeah, that's right. Doc won an award. 456 00:36:29,364 --> 00:36:31,491 Best Pap smear in a supporting role. Come on. 457 00:36:33,034 --> 00:36:35,287 ## [Rock] 458 00:36:47,632 --> 00:36:49,634 Let's go get some champagne. 459 00:36:49,718 --> 00:36:52,137 Uh, I wanna stay here, okay? 460 00:36:52,220 --> 00:36:54,848 - Enjoy yourselves. - Thank you. 461 00:36:54,973 --> 00:36:57,934 - Let's dance. - What about the men? 462 00:36:58,059 --> 00:37:01,813 The men can obviously take care of themselves. 463 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,547 - I feel sick. - This little lady cannot hold her liquor. 464 00:37:27,672 --> 00:37:29,799 But there's something else I can hold. 465 00:37:29,925 --> 00:37:31,801 [Doc] Anyway, when in doubt, cut it out, right? 466 00:37:31,927 --> 00:37:34,054 Or cut it off. Hey, hey, come on. 467 00:37:34,137 --> 00:37:36,056 - Not in there. - Not again! 468 00:37:36,139 --> 00:37:39,601 Anyway, we look in the jar, and there's the tattoo around the nipple. 469 00:37:39,726 --> 00:37:42,938 - Oh, stop! - Uh-oh. This one looks serious, Doc. 470 00:37:43,021 --> 00:37:47,567 I agree. Get her in here. Aw, shit, it's still locked. 471 00:37:47,692 --> 00:37:50,779 - Uh-oh. Look who's here. - Oh, hi. Hi. 472 00:37:50,904 --> 00:37:53,281 Medical problem. You think it's serious? 473 00:37:53,365 --> 00:37:56,534 Smells like an alcohol problem to me. 474 00:37:56,618 --> 00:37:58,912 We know you can handle it, Captain. [Squawks] 475 00:37:58,995 --> 00:38:01,623 Come on. Get out of here. 476 00:38:04,793 --> 00:38:06,753 Anybody in there? 477 00:38:09,130 --> 00:38:12,968 Speak up if you're in there. Otherwise, I'm gonna use the passkey. 478 00:38:14,427 --> 00:38:16,596 All right, I'm coming in. 479 00:38:28,316 --> 00:38:30,402 My God. 480 00:39:18,408 --> 00:39:20,952 If you wanna talk, we can go back to my compartment. 481 00:39:21,036 --> 00:39:23,330 - It's quiet there. - Probably very private too... 482 00:39:23,413 --> 00:39:26,249 with red lights and satin sheets. 483 00:39:26,374 --> 00:39:29,419 - Mood music. - Yeah, I had the pledges install a hot tub. 484 00:39:29,544 --> 00:39:31,546 - It's very nice. - Mmm! 485 00:39:31,671 --> 00:39:35,550 Seriously. If you wanna talk, I'm around, okay? 486 00:39:35,675 --> 00:39:39,304 - You really have a hot tub? - Oh, geez. 487 00:40:07,415 --> 00:40:09,376 You all right? 488 00:40:12,462 --> 00:40:14,589 You got somethin' to put in this? 489 00:40:14,714 --> 00:40:16,675 Are you sick? 490 00:40:19,844 --> 00:40:24,975 There's a boy dead back there. He's in the sleeper toilet. 491 00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:27,894 He must have-- I don't know what happened. 492 00:40:27,978 --> 00:40:29,938 I-I just don't know. 493 00:40:30,021 --> 00:40:31,940 No doubt in your mind? 494 00:40:32,023 --> 00:40:34,234 Oh, he's dead, all right. 495 00:40:35,277 --> 00:40:38,113 I never saw anybody so dead as that. 496 00:40:38,238 --> 00:40:40,949 I gotta sit down, Charlie, for a minute. 497 00:40:44,995 --> 00:40:48,164 Will you watch that car while I call Walter? 498 00:40:48,290 --> 00:40:50,250 Of course. 499 00:40:52,043 --> 00:40:56,172 Uh, nobody knows, so... 500 00:40:56,298 --> 00:40:59,551 - don't say nothin'. - Sure. 501 00:40:59,634 --> 00:41:01,678 ## [Rock] 502 00:41:01,803 --> 00:41:03,638 Hi, guys. 503 00:41:03,722 --> 00:41:06,099 Oh, where have you been all my life? 504 00:41:06,182 --> 00:41:08,560 Just this once. 505 00:41:16,192 --> 00:41:18,278 [Laughing] 506 00:41:21,907 --> 00:41:25,493 Well, I can say we crossed the line. 507 00:41:25,619 --> 00:41:27,704 Oh, we can back into town, sure we can. 508 00:41:27,829 --> 00:41:30,290 But that'll green that switch and that freight... 509 00:41:30,415 --> 00:41:33,835 and we'll be backing up a hell of a lot slower than he'll be coming towards us. 510 00:41:33,919 --> 00:41:36,546 I guess the closest way out is straight ahead. 511 00:41:36,671 --> 00:41:39,090 Is all hell breaking loose back there or what? 512 00:41:39,174 --> 00:41:41,843 Just an accident. 513 00:41:41,968 --> 00:41:44,137 Let's put on a little speed. 514 00:42:20,465 --> 00:42:22,467 [Woman] Can you believe that guy? 515 00:42:22,551 --> 00:42:25,887 Yeah, but do you know what he asked me to do? Oh, hi. 516 00:42:25,971 --> 00:42:28,348 - Could I get in there? - I'm sorry. It's out of order. 517 00:42:28,431 --> 00:42:31,393 - Would you try the other side, please? Thank you very much. - Okay. 518 00:42:31,476 --> 00:42:33,645 [Chattering] 519 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,826 - Did you look? - No, sir. 520 00:42:47,909 --> 00:42:51,371 Sorry to put this on you, Charlie. 521 00:42:58,378 --> 00:43:00,046 [Charlie] What? 522 00:43:04,092 --> 00:43:08,930 What the hell? There was blood there before. 523 00:43:09,055 --> 00:43:10,974 I could've sworn it. 524 00:43:11,099 --> 00:43:13,435 Something's happened. 525 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:17,480 Some kind of practical joke. 526 00:43:27,032 --> 00:43:29,075 Dead drunk. That's what he is. 527 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,287 [Mitchy] Whoops-a-daisy! 528 00:43:32,412 --> 00:43:34,623 [Carne] Damn kids. 529 00:43:34,748 --> 00:43:37,250 All right, up. Come on. Up we go. 530 00:43:37,375 --> 00:43:40,795 Whoops! Bad choo-choo. 531 00:43:42,964 --> 00:43:44,841 ## [Humming] 532 00:43:44,966 --> 00:43:47,594 Oh, wow. D-Jack! 533 00:43:47,677 --> 00:43:50,513 Do you know how gross that looks when you're stoned? 534 00:43:50,639 --> 00:43:52,515 Were you in here all this time? 535 00:43:52,641 --> 00:43:55,810 Were you sick? He gets, you know, sick. 536 00:43:55,936 --> 00:43:58,605 I guess so. 537 00:43:58,730 --> 00:44:02,359 Well, look, folks, he's a-walkin' and a-talkin'. 538 00:44:02,484 --> 00:44:05,862 Weighs a ton. At least that's what his girlfriend says. 539 00:44:05,987 --> 00:44:09,115 I mean, you know what I mean. 540 00:44:09,199 --> 00:44:11,201 Oh, he'll be all right. I'll take care of him. 541 00:44:11,326 --> 00:44:14,496 Easy does it, right, Jack? 542 00:44:14,621 --> 00:44:16,998 That's a boy. 543 00:44:17,082 --> 00:44:19,334 Damn medical students. 544 00:44:21,127 --> 00:44:24,130 - Oh, no. No, no. - So, are you breaking up with Alana? 545 00:44:24,256 --> 00:44:27,884 - Only for the weekend. - But I thought you two were getting married. 546 00:44:28,009 --> 00:44:30,303 - We are. - Hey. Whoa. 547 00:44:30,387 --> 00:44:33,265 - Hey, guys, a little booze. A little booze. - Thank you. 548 00:44:33,348 --> 00:44:35,433 A toast to us. 549 00:44:35,517 --> 00:44:37,602 - Hey, there's Jackson. - The old yearbook. 550 00:44:37,686 --> 00:44:39,563 - Let me see. - Hey, look at Mo. 551 00:44:39,688 --> 00:44:41,565 - I look like an idiot. - Well, you still do. 552 00:44:41,690 --> 00:44:44,109 - Thanks a lot, old buddy. - That's the Prez. 553 00:44:44,192 --> 00:44:46,319 Who's that? 554 00:44:46,444 --> 00:44:48,363 [Doc] That's just Kenny Hampson. 555 00:44:48,446 --> 00:44:51,199 He couldn't handle it. 556 00:44:51,324 --> 00:44:54,995 Say, sweetheart, let's take a walk. 557 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:59,040 Hey, Doc, where are you goin'? Doc, don't leave me alone-- 558 00:44:59,165 --> 00:45:01,668 Hi. Hey, Ed, is that you down there? 559 00:45:03,378 --> 00:45:04,963 Boo! 560 00:45:05,046 --> 00:45:07,966 D-Jack, you can make it. 561 00:45:08,049 --> 00:45:12,721 Up! I mean, if you've never tried an upper berth before-- 562 00:45:12,846 --> 00:45:14,723 [Gasps] Scoot! 563 00:45:20,228 --> 00:45:22,480 You old faker. 564 00:45:22,564 --> 00:45:24,983 Jackson's with another girl. I know it. 565 00:45:25,066 --> 00:45:27,819 You and Mitchy, you know, you have an understanding. 566 00:45:27,903 --> 00:45:30,447 But this is a first for us. 567 00:45:32,407 --> 00:45:34,910 Could be a first for us too. 568 00:45:38,330 --> 00:45:40,290 Right? 569 00:45:41,416 --> 00:45:43,919 Like, uh... 570 00:45:44,044 --> 00:45:46,129 you and I have never really gotten to know each other... 571 00:45:46,254 --> 00:45:50,550 and, uh, could be our last chance. 572 00:45:53,261 --> 00:45:55,180 Right, D-Jack? 573 00:46:08,109 --> 00:46:10,153 Think, uh, you could manage without the flipper? 574 00:46:23,124 --> 00:46:25,627 Ooh. [Chuckles] 575 00:46:25,752 --> 00:46:29,130 Well, uh, you know what they say: 576 00:46:29,256 --> 00:46:31,883 Cold hands, warm heart. 577 00:46:37,138 --> 00:46:39,349 [Muffled Screaming] 578 00:46:39,474 --> 00:46:41,726 [Whistle Blowing] 579 00:46:50,318 --> 00:46:52,445 [Prez] I don't wanna get involved in any controversy... 580 00:46:52,571 --> 00:46:54,489 on the situation in the Middle East... 581 00:46:54,573 --> 00:46:58,451 but as senior senator from my state, I think I can speak for my constituents... 582 00:46:58,535 --> 00:47:02,664 indeed all Americans, when I say, "Fuck 'em!" 583 00:47:02,789 --> 00:47:04,666 You know, there are certain phrases in American history... 584 00:47:04,791 --> 00:47:08,295 that have caught the fancy of the American people. 585 00:47:08,420 --> 00:47:12,841 The phrase that's always caught my fancy or aroused me as it were is... 586 00:47:12,924 --> 00:47:15,760 "Let's bomb them suckers into the Stone Age." 587 00:47:15,844 --> 00:47:17,971 You know, it wouldn't be like Vietnam. 588 00:47:18,096 --> 00:47:21,892 They don't have no jungle to hide under. Just sand and rock. 589 00:47:22,017 --> 00:47:24,352 To my way of thinkin', if the United States Cavalry... 590 00:47:24,477 --> 00:47:27,772 can take care of Paiutes and Comanches... 591 00:47:27,856 --> 00:47:31,192 a B-52 ought to do just fine with those camel jockeys. 592 00:47:31,318 --> 00:47:34,571 - Of course, this is strictly off the record, you understand. - Yeah, sure. 593 00:47:34,696 --> 00:47:37,657 Of course, you're all aware of my campaign platform... 594 00:47:37,741 --> 00:47:41,745 which is a return to the gold standard, euthanasia for all welfare recipients... 595 00:47:41,870 --> 00:47:46,458 and six NFL franchises, each with its own stadium, for the state of Louisiana. 596 00:47:46,541 --> 00:47:51,254 And our campaign slogan. Let them eat brownies. What's that, ma'am? 597 00:47:56,343 --> 00:47:59,012 - I liked your show. - I remember you. 598 00:48:00,555 --> 00:48:03,600 Do you believe in magic? 599 00:48:03,725 --> 00:48:06,770 I'll have to convince you. 600 00:48:20,784 --> 00:48:24,120 - Do you do this for all your fans? - This is my first time, Alana. 601 00:48:27,290 --> 00:48:30,126 After the next show. 602 00:48:30,252 --> 00:48:32,963 Alana? 603 00:48:37,342 --> 00:48:39,386 Mo's waiting for you. 604 00:48:39,511 --> 00:48:42,264 He said to tell you he's sorry, and so am I. 605 00:48:44,683 --> 00:48:48,103 - You seen Mitchy? - I thought she was with you. 606 00:48:48,228 --> 00:48:50,272 I must have missed her. 607 00:48:50,397 --> 00:48:53,483 Anyway, go talk to the guy. 608 00:48:53,608 --> 00:48:55,569 He doesn't wanna argue. 609 00:48:56,611 --> 00:48:58,572 Thanks. 610 00:49:02,617 --> 00:49:05,745 - Mo? [Giggles] - What? 611 00:49:05,870 --> 00:49:08,206 - Here, Mo. - ## [Disco] 612 00:49:08,290 --> 00:49:12,002 Thank you. Do you know they drink out of these things? 613 00:49:12,127 --> 00:49:15,171 - Why don't you come join me, Mo? - No, I'll stay here. 614 00:49:15,297 --> 00:49:18,717 - Come on. Does that mean I have to come to you? - Mm-hmm. 615 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,719 - Hey, you wanna dance? - No, I'll just watch. 616 00:49:20,802 --> 00:49:22,888 - Come on. - No, no, that's okay. 617 00:49:22,971 --> 00:49:25,473 You wanna watch, eh? What do you wanna see? 618 00:49:26,975 --> 00:49:30,353 - Oh, let's dance. - No, I don't wanna dance. 619 00:49:30,478 --> 00:49:32,647 - Come on. - No, that's okay. 620 00:49:32,772 --> 00:49:36,651 - Does that mean you wanna do something else? - No, no, no! I'll dance. 621 00:49:36,735 --> 00:49:39,362 - Oh, you're so cute. - Hey, hey, no. Come on. Stop it. 622 00:49:39,487 --> 00:49:42,824 - Will you let go of my pants? - [Laughs] Uh-oh. 623 00:49:42,908 --> 00:49:45,869 You're-- [Sighs, Chuckles] 624 00:49:53,001 --> 00:49:55,462 What happened to that blood? 625 00:50:01,343 --> 00:50:04,179 And how the hell did he bust that mirror? 626 00:50:07,349 --> 00:50:09,226 With a hammer? 627 00:50:09,351 --> 00:50:12,395 [Magician] Shuffled. Laid on the floor. There. 628 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:17,651 Not only will I find the card that was selected and signed by our skeptical friend here... 629 00:50:17,776 --> 00:50:21,279 but, uh, I'm gonna do it... 630 00:50:21,363 --> 00:50:23,031 without looking. 631 00:50:23,156 --> 00:50:27,869 - That's third-grade stuff. - Really? 632 00:50:27,953 --> 00:50:30,038 [All Gasp] 633 00:50:30,163 --> 00:50:33,375 [Man] Oh, he's getting violent. That's pretty sharp. 634 00:50:34,376 --> 00:50:36,294 [Man #2] What's he got? 635 00:50:36,378 --> 00:50:39,214 [Crowd Gasps] 636 00:50:39,339 --> 00:50:41,550 [Applause] 637 00:51:36,021 --> 00:51:38,231 My God. 638 00:52:36,331 --> 00:52:39,292 Are you okay? 639 00:52:39,417 --> 00:52:41,670 Do you know whose this is? 640 00:52:41,795 --> 00:52:45,423 Yeah, it's Mitchy's. Michelle, my girlfriend. I'll take it. Thank you. 641 00:52:46,925 --> 00:52:48,885 Don't. 642 00:52:56,643 --> 00:52:59,521 - What's going on? - Will you go with me, please? 643 00:52:59,604 --> 00:53:03,149 - Where'd you find this? - Let's go, miss, please. 644 00:53:04,317 --> 00:53:06,278 Come on. 645 00:53:07,821 --> 00:53:10,782 [Giggling] I'm not letting you out. 646 00:53:10,865 --> 00:53:13,285 - Will you at least put your clothes on, please? - No. 647 00:53:13,368 --> 00:53:15,579 - But we're missing the magic show. - Boring. 648 00:53:15,704 --> 00:53:19,165 - No, no, not boring. Fun. Fun, fun, fun. - Boring. 649 00:53:19,291 --> 00:53:21,960 - [Alana] Mitchy? Mo? - Oh, my God. It's Alana. 650 00:53:22,043 --> 00:53:24,879 I know he's in there. Doc told me so. 651 00:53:25,005 --> 00:53:27,007 - Doc? - Mitchy? 652 00:53:27,132 --> 00:53:30,176 - That fuckin' bastard! - [Carne] I have an office. 653 00:53:30,302 --> 00:53:34,723 - It's in the car up ahead. Now come on. Come on. - Mo? 654 00:53:34,848 --> 00:53:38,351 [Whispering] Sit down and stay put. 655 00:53:44,858 --> 00:53:47,402 Mitchy? Mitchy? 656 00:53:47,527 --> 00:53:51,615 - Miss, sit down. - Now just wait a minute. Has something happened to her? 657 00:53:51,740 --> 00:53:55,702 - She didn't fall off the train, did she? - No, ma'am. 658 00:53:55,827 --> 00:53:58,914 Now listen to me, honey. 659 00:53:59,039 --> 00:54:00,999 She's dead. 660 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,258 I don't believe you. I don't believe you! 661 00:54:10,383 --> 00:54:12,636 Hey, anyone can do that! 662 00:54:12,761 --> 00:54:16,097 - [All Laughing] - Well, rather than argue with you... 663 00:54:16,181 --> 00:54:18,350 I'm going to prove that you're right. 664 00:54:18,433 --> 00:54:21,603 - Have you seen Alana? - No. 665 00:54:21,728 --> 00:54:24,648 Bullshit, you haven't! I wanna talk to you. 666 00:54:24,773 --> 00:54:26,775 Hey, relax. Watch the show. 667 00:54:28,109 --> 00:54:31,488 [Applause, Whistles] 668 00:54:33,740 --> 00:54:37,369 - [Laughs] - I didn't get caught, okay? 669 00:54:37,452 --> 00:54:40,163 You made a mistake. 670 00:54:40,288 --> 00:54:42,249 It can't be Mitchy. 671 00:54:43,625 --> 00:54:47,671 - She's my goddamned best friend. - Please, please. 672 00:54:51,424 --> 00:54:53,927 Oh, God. Mitchy! 673 00:54:54,052 --> 00:54:56,555 [Sobbing] 674 00:54:57,597 --> 00:54:59,558 Oh, no. 675 00:55:04,312 --> 00:55:06,481 [Magician] We're gonna try a little mental telepathy. 676 00:55:06,606 --> 00:55:10,527 First, you're gonna cover me with a cloth so I can't see you. 677 00:55:10,652 --> 00:55:14,322 Then hold up as many fingers as you want behind my head. 678 00:55:14,406 --> 00:55:16,449 - Hey, you seen Mitchy? - On my command, pull away the cloth... 679 00:55:16,575 --> 00:55:20,495 - and I'll be holding up the exact same number of fingers. - She's around somewhere. 680 00:55:20,579 --> 00:55:23,498 - Okay, cover me up. - [Scattered Cheers] 681 00:55:23,623 --> 00:55:27,419 [Doc] Hey, why don't you stay under there! 682 00:55:29,337 --> 00:55:33,216 - Can anybody make him disappear? - [Crowd Chattering] 683 00:55:33,341 --> 00:55:35,176 [Magician] Shall we begin? 684 00:55:37,512 --> 00:55:42,142 Good. Now hold your fingers up. 685 00:55:42,267 --> 00:55:44,811 Are you sure that's the number you want? 686 00:55:44,895 --> 00:55:47,981 Then take hold of the cloth. Ready? 687 00:55:48,106 --> 00:55:52,193 - [Doc] Wake me when it's over! - One, two, three. 688 00:55:52,319 --> 00:55:54,321 Go. 689 00:55:54,446 --> 00:55:57,407 [Applause, Whistles] 690 00:56:01,036 --> 00:56:02,954 Seven. 691 00:56:09,878 --> 00:56:12,547 [Mock Snoring] 692 00:56:15,050 --> 00:56:17,093 Who did that to her? 693 00:56:18,220 --> 00:56:21,806 Probably some kid messed up on dope. 694 00:56:21,890 --> 00:56:23,975 Alcohol. 695 00:56:24,059 --> 00:56:27,812 I know these people. They wouldn't do that. 696 00:56:27,896 --> 00:56:30,357 No, of course not. 697 00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:33,610 Probably some nut just climbed on the train. 698 00:56:33,735 --> 00:56:38,114 I saw her half an hour ago with a fella... 699 00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:40,116 fallin' down... 700 00:56:41,326 --> 00:56:43,286 drunk. 701 00:56:44,746 --> 00:56:46,998 SweetJesus. 702 00:56:47,082 --> 00:56:50,085 At the end of my last show, I, uh... 703 00:56:50,210 --> 00:56:53,421 - dematerialized my assistant. - [Snoring] 704 00:56:55,423 --> 00:56:58,885 Well, for my next show, I'm gonna need to have her back. 705 00:56:58,969 --> 00:57:00,929 So, watch. 706 00:57:14,943 --> 00:57:17,237 [Whistling] 707 00:57:19,864 --> 00:57:22,200 - Wake up, buddy. It's over. - [Magician] Thank you. 708 00:57:22,284 --> 00:57:24,369 - Hey. - Thank you. 709 00:57:24,452 --> 00:57:26,580 Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. 710 00:57:26,705 --> 00:57:28,748 You're great. Thank you. 711 00:57:28,873 --> 00:57:32,127 Get up. Come on, Mo. Come on. 712 00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:36,965 What are you doing? What are you doing? 713 00:57:37,090 --> 00:57:39,259 Mo? 714 00:57:39,384 --> 00:57:41,511 Mo? 715 00:57:41,636 --> 00:57:44,264 Mo? 716 00:57:44,347 --> 00:57:47,893 Mo, get up. Mo, wake up. Help! 717 00:57:49,936 --> 00:57:52,105 Wake up. Help! 718 00:57:53,899 --> 00:57:56,318 Help me, please! 719 00:57:59,487 --> 00:58:01,323 Get up! 720 00:58:04,951 --> 00:58:08,163 - Help! Please! - [Man] Nice gag, Doc. 721 00:58:09,998 --> 00:58:12,626 - [Man Mimicking] Help me. - [Laughing] 722 00:58:12,751 --> 00:58:14,669 - [All Chattering] - Please! 723 00:58:18,173 --> 00:58:21,843 Somebody, help me! He's bleeding, you bastards! 724 00:58:21,968 --> 00:58:23,637 Help! 725 00:58:23,762 --> 00:58:26,223 - Doc? - Help him. 726 00:58:26,348 --> 00:58:31,186 - Put him down. Put him down. - Mo? Mo? What's wrong with him? 727 00:58:31,269 --> 00:58:32,979 - Get back. - Mo? 728 00:58:33,104 --> 00:58:36,024 - Come on. I need this from you now. Come on, Mo. - [Slaps Face] 729 00:58:36,149 --> 00:58:38,193 Alana, come look at his chest. 730 00:58:38,318 --> 00:58:40,570 - He's bleeding. - Could be his heart. 731 00:58:40,695 --> 00:58:42,697 - It's not his fucking heart! - Come on! 732 00:58:42,822 --> 00:58:45,283 - Come on, Mo. Come on. - [Carne] Get back. 733 00:58:45,367 --> 00:58:48,286 - Give him some air. - I'm a doctor, goddamn it. 734 00:58:48,370 --> 00:58:51,373 Mo. Oh, no! No! 735 00:58:51,498 --> 00:58:53,750 Oh, come on, Mo. 736 00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:56,127 Come on, buddy. 737 00:58:56,211 --> 00:58:59,089 - Come on. Come on. - [Man] What is going on? 738 00:58:59,214 --> 00:59:01,633 - Get 'em out of here! - Mo. 739 00:59:01,716 --> 00:59:05,136 - Move it! - [Chattering] 740 00:59:05,220 --> 00:59:08,139 Get 'em all down there together and close that bar. 741 00:59:09,224 --> 00:59:12,519 [Whistle Blowing] 742 00:59:17,232 --> 00:59:20,443 Where's Mitchy? Where is she? 743 00:59:21,570 --> 00:59:23,905 She's dead. 744 00:59:24,030 --> 00:59:25,991 Mitchy's dead. 745 00:59:29,202 --> 00:59:31,538 What are you talking about? 746 00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:36,293 - She's dead. - Mitchy! 747 00:59:36,418 --> 00:59:40,380 Mitchy! Mitchy! 748 00:59:40,505 --> 00:59:42,507 I'm getting out of here. 749 00:59:43,925 --> 00:59:46,678 Brace yourself. We're gonna lock up. 750 00:59:55,854 --> 00:59:57,689 Walter. 751 00:59:57,772 --> 01:00:01,526 My God, what's the matter with Walter? He should have hit the brakes. 752 01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,242 ## [Rock] 753 01:00:16,333 --> 01:00:18,293 Emergency! 754 01:00:26,218 --> 01:00:28,970 [Brakes Hissing] 755 01:00:29,095 --> 01:00:31,640 [All Screaming] 756 01:00:36,019 --> 01:00:38,480 We're gonna derail! Ease off on the brakes! 757 01:00:39,814 --> 01:00:42,525 [Confused Chattering] 758 01:00:42,651 --> 01:00:45,612 [Whistle Blowing] 759 01:00:45,737 --> 01:00:47,864 Brakes, now. 760 01:00:53,119 --> 01:00:55,872 Stop, damn you. Stop. 761 01:00:55,997 --> 01:00:58,041 [Brakes Screeching] 762 01:01:06,424 --> 01:01:08,343 [Whistle Blowing] 763 01:01:37,038 --> 01:01:39,249 [Woman Crying] 764 01:01:43,795 --> 01:01:47,048 What the hell happened here? 765 01:01:47,173 --> 01:01:49,050 [Carne] I don't know. 766 01:01:50,677 --> 01:01:53,138 He must have got 'em both. 767 01:01:56,057 --> 01:01:59,227 Don't go back through that train without this. 768 01:01:59,352 --> 01:02:03,940 Watch your step there. Stay together. Don't go too far. 769 01:02:04,065 --> 01:02:06,610 Come on. Keep on moving, everybody. Come on. 770 01:02:06,735 --> 01:02:12,115 Get yourselves a couple of fire axes and search every damn inch of these cars. 771 01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:16,077 He could be anywhere. And he's lethal, so stick together. 772 01:02:16,161 --> 01:02:18,371 And don't try to be heroes. 773 01:02:18,496 --> 01:02:21,291 If you just think you hear somethin', you come hollerin' for help. 774 01:02:21,416 --> 01:02:23,293 Okay, chief. 775 01:02:23,418 --> 01:02:28,214 Keep moving. Watch your step, please. 776 01:02:28,298 --> 01:02:30,258 - Hey, careful there. - Stay together. 777 01:02:30,342 --> 01:02:32,802 Christ, the lights are gone. 778 01:02:39,768 --> 01:02:41,728 [Gasps] 779 01:02:55,617 --> 01:02:57,994 Everybody, take off your masks. 780 01:02:58,119 --> 01:03:01,373 - I wanna know who's who. - [Man] Tell us what's going on. 781 01:03:01,456 --> 01:03:04,000 I will. Right now, I'm telling you... 782 01:03:04,125 --> 01:03:07,254 to stay with your dates, stick by your friends. 783 01:03:07,379 --> 01:03:09,839 Elaine? Dominic? 784 01:03:18,014 --> 01:03:19,933 Look out! 785 01:03:22,310 --> 01:03:24,187 [Porter #2] It's one of them little mothers. 786 01:03:24,312 --> 01:03:26,815 - Hey, asshole. - [Man] Jackson? 787 01:03:26,940 --> 01:03:30,151 - [Woman] Jackson? - If this turns out to be another one of your stunts-- 788 01:03:30,277 --> 01:03:33,154 [Carne] Hey, you there, let go ofhim. 789 01:03:34,489 --> 01:03:36,783 - [Man] Herbie Green? - Okay? 790 01:03:36,866 --> 01:03:39,160 [Man] Dan Irwin? 791 01:03:39,286 --> 01:03:44,291 [Carne] I want the rest of those masks off now. Hurry along there. 792 01:03:44,374 --> 01:03:47,836 - How come it's just all my best friends in the fucking world? - What do we all have in common? 793 01:03:47,961 --> 01:03:50,880 - Jackson. - You and me and Mitchy and the guys? 794 01:03:51,006 --> 01:03:54,509 Doc, we hurt him. 795 01:03:54,634 --> 01:03:58,763 - What are you talking about? - Kenny Hampson. Your stunt with the corpse. 796 01:03:58,847 --> 01:04:01,224 Nobody'd do that for a goddamn prank. 797 01:04:01,349 --> 01:04:04,728 It wasn't just a prank. Doc, he was sick. 798 01:04:06,313 --> 01:04:09,983 I went to the hospital just afterwards. 799 01:04:10,108 --> 01:04:12,110 They wouldn't let me see him. 800 01:04:12,193 --> 01:04:14,154 They said he'd killed somebody before. 801 01:04:14,237 --> 01:04:17,157 And they said it might have been an accident, but he killed somebody. 802 01:04:21,912 --> 01:04:23,872 Shit. 803 01:04:25,332 --> 01:04:27,250 And we're next, aren't we? 804 01:04:29,127 --> 01:04:33,048 - Come on. - No. 805 01:04:42,891 --> 01:04:44,809 - Come on! Come on! - I am! 806 01:04:44,893 --> 01:04:48,188 I'm trying to save your life, for Christ's sake. 807 01:04:48,271 --> 01:04:51,733 Get going. Here goes nothing. 808 01:04:51,858 --> 01:04:53,735 Now listen to me. 809 01:04:53,860 --> 01:04:56,529 I don't wanna get back on that train. 810 01:04:56,655 --> 01:05:00,033 - [Murmuring Agreement] - Nobody does. 811 01:05:00,116 --> 01:05:04,913 But we have no choice. Nobody can make it if we stay up here. 812 01:05:05,038 --> 01:05:07,207 [All Shouting] 813 01:05:10,001 --> 01:05:12,796 Couldn't find a thing. 814 01:05:12,921 --> 01:05:16,758 Come on. We can't get on that train. 815 01:05:16,883 --> 01:05:20,887 There are no roads up here. Now, we'll put you all in one car. 816 01:05:20,971 --> 01:05:23,390 - [Man] With the killer! - [Shouting Agreement] 817 01:05:23,473 --> 01:05:25,392 Bullshit. We can walk. 818 01:05:25,475 --> 01:05:27,727 You'll die. 819 01:05:27,852 --> 01:05:29,896 At this temperature, you'll die. 820 01:05:29,980 --> 01:05:33,149 What do you think you're doing? He could be in here. 821 01:05:34,734 --> 01:05:37,070 - Lock, damn you. - [Kicking Door] 822 01:05:40,574 --> 01:05:42,450 Fuckin' animal. 823 01:05:42,576 --> 01:05:44,578 He can't do this to me. 824 01:05:44,703 --> 01:05:48,873 If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you. 825 01:05:48,957 --> 01:05:51,668 We are gonna die unless we get some help! 826 01:05:51,793 --> 01:05:53,920 - But I don't know who to trust anymore. - [Chuckles] 827 01:05:54,004 --> 01:05:56,840 I don't even trust you. 828 01:05:56,965 --> 01:05:58,925 You're so slow. 829 01:06:08,685 --> 01:06:12,939 Presto "chango." The same little shit. Good old Kenny Hampson. 830 01:06:14,357 --> 01:06:17,819 [Chuckles] I knew I never liked magic. 831 01:06:17,944 --> 01:06:19,946 The magician? 832 01:06:20,030 --> 01:06:23,658 We'll sit tight and when the train stops, we'll play a trick on old Kenny. 833 01:06:23,783 --> 01:06:27,871 - The train is stopped. - Then they better start it up again 'cause it's gonna-- 834 01:06:27,996 --> 01:06:31,958 - He's back there with all of our friends! - Let's hope so, huh? 835 01:06:32,083 --> 01:06:34,878 I don't believe you. 836 01:06:35,003 --> 01:06:38,381 He's gonna kill everybody! We've gotta tell them! 837 01:06:38,506 --> 01:06:40,383 I'm not movin'. 838 01:06:43,553 --> 01:06:45,472 Every man for himself. 839 01:06:50,018 --> 01:06:52,520 Alana, don't. 840 01:06:52,646 --> 01:06:55,148 - Don't! - Let go of me! 841 01:06:55,232 --> 01:06:58,526 [Gasps] Doc! Doc! 842 01:06:58,652 --> 01:07:00,528 Please. Doc! 843 01:07:00,612 --> 01:07:02,155 Doc! 844 01:07:02,239 --> 01:07:03,406 Doc! 845 01:07:04,824 --> 01:07:07,327 Hey, you there! 846 01:07:07,452 --> 01:07:10,372 Go back outside, miss. 847 01:07:11,456 --> 01:07:13,416 Please? 848 01:07:36,731 --> 01:07:38,733 Oh, shit. 849 01:07:58,128 --> 01:08:01,423 [Panting] 850 01:08:01,548 --> 01:08:04,467 [Whimpers] 851 01:08:14,811 --> 01:08:17,063 [Grunts] 852 01:08:31,161 --> 01:08:33,455 [Whimpers] 853 01:08:58,813 --> 01:09:01,524 [Grunting] 854 01:09:50,031 --> 01:09:53,660 No! No! 855 01:09:53,743 --> 01:09:57,205 [Panting] 856 01:09:57,330 --> 01:09:59,291 Help! 857 01:10:02,002 --> 01:10:04,379 [Whimpering] 858 01:10:07,507 --> 01:10:10,176 [Gasps] 859 01:10:10,260 --> 01:10:12,262 Mitchy. 860 01:10:14,097 --> 01:10:16,224 Oh, Jesus Christ. 861 01:10:18,852 --> 01:10:22,939 It's a joke. A goddamn practical joke. 862 01:10:23,064 --> 01:10:24,941 - [Knife Flicks Open] - [Screaming] 863 01:10:25,066 --> 01:10:29,487 We're the brothers of Sigma Phi Omega, right? Brothers, remember? 864 01:10:29,571 --> 01:10:33,575 That means we're gonna stick together. We're gonna look out for each other. 865 01:10:33,700 --> 01:10:37,454 - We're gonna protect each other. Now get on the train. - Have you seen the conductor? 866 01:10:37,579 --> 01:10:40,707 Anybody seen the conductor? 867 01:10:40,790 --> 01:10:42,876 - I know who it is. - What? 868 01:10:42,959 --> 01:10:45,629 - Where's the conductor? - Back there. Come on. 869 01:10:50,759 --> 01:10:54,095 God, it was cold out there. My feet are numb. 870 01:10:54,179 --> 01:10:56,139 I told you to stay in the car. 871 01:10:56,264 --> 01:10:59,851 Well, they made me get off. I mean, they had to search here. 872 01:11:04,522 --> 01:11:07,317 Oh, I'm sorry. Is something missing? 873 01:11:09,986 --> 01:11:11,988 Geez, I was scared out there. 874 01:11:12,113 --> 01:11:17,369 I couldn't find you, and I'm thinking this wacko's gonna jump out at me any minute. 875 01:11:17,452 --> 01:11:19,955 Hey, I should have used one of these. 876 01:11:20,038 --> 01:11:21,998 [Laughing] 877 01:11:22,123 --> 01:11:24,084 Yeah, this would have done. What do you think? 878 01:11:24,167 --> 01:11:26,253 [Train Whistle Blowing] 879 01:11:26,336 --> 01:11:30,298 - Let's go back, Alana. They'll be coming back. - Doc? 880 01:11:30,423 --> 01:11:33,343 - It's okay. I'm with the prez. - Damn it. 881 01:11:38,139 --> 01:11:41,184 Yeah. Yeah, I know. 882 01:11:41,309 --> 01:11:44,646 Well, whatever. Have you ever shoveled any coal? 883 01:11:44,729 --> 01:11:46,648 - No. - He's on the train. 884 01:11:46,731 --> 01:11:50,193 - Why isn't she lying down somewhere? - The magician! 885 01:11:50,318 --> 01:11:53,738 - Magician? - I'll show you. Come on. 886 01:11:53,822 --> 01:11:55,949 Doc's got the picture. 887 01:12:00,996 --> 01:12:04,624 - [Knocking] - [Alana] Doc, open up. 888 01:12:04,749 --> 01:12:08,169 - [Knocking] - [Carne] Open up in there, please. 889 01:12:08,295 --> 01:12:10,255 Doc? 890 01:12:11,298 --> 01:12:14,301 Doc? I just left him in there. 891 01:12:35,864 --> 01:12:38,408 Keep her outside. 892 01:13:06,061 --> 01:13:08,188 Don't go in there, miss. 893 01:14:01,491 --> 01:14:04,411 [Rattling] 894 01:14:15,088 --> 01:14:17,132 - [Train Whistle Blowing] - [Alana] Doc! 895 01:14:35,775 --> 01:14:38,445 You move out real quiet, darlin'. 896 01:14:38,570 --> 01:14:41,990 Hey, what's going on? 897 01:14:42,115 --> 01:14:45,619 [Chuckles] We got the coffee maker workin', miss. 898 01:14:45,702 --> 01:14:48,246 [Whispering] Come on. 899 01:14:52,751 --> 01:14:56,546 - Where is he? - He's right back there. 900 01:14:56,671 --> 01:14:59,007 Come on. 901 01:14:59,132 --> 01:15:01,009 Ken? 902 01:15:01,134 --> 01:15:05,013 They made coffee out here. I'll bring you in a cup, okay? 903 01:15:14,439 --> 01:15:16,983 What's going on, for Christ sake? What's happening, huh? 904 01:15:17,067 --> 01:15:19,903 This is only for your own safety. 905 01:15:34,167 --> 01:15:37,420 I guess nobody's been in this one for a couple of years. 906 01:15:37,545 --> 01:15:41,132 You'll be able to get some rest, yes, sir. 907 01:15:46,429 --> 01:15:49,975 It's a little dusty in here, but it's clean. 908 01:15:50,058 --> 01:15:52,102 Come on in. 909 01:16:04,739 --> 01:16:07,951 - I hope you don't mind no sheets and no pillowcases. - No. 910 01:16:08,076 --> 01:16:09,953 - I'll get you some, though. - No, please. 911 01:16:10,078 --> 01:16:13,707 Okay, okay, don't worry. I won't leave this car. 912 01:16:13,832 --> 01:16:16,167 I'm gonna be right outside that door. 913 01:16:49,451 --> 01:16:52,078 [Rattling] 914 01:17:22,275 --> 01:17:24,778 [Bill] Come on now. Let us go, you guys. 915 01:17:24,903 --> 01:17:28,031 - Out of my fucking way. - [All Shouting] 916 01:17:28,156 --> 01:17:30,992 - Let me through! - What did you say, boy? 917 01:17:31,076 --> 01:17:34,621 - Say that again. - Let us through or we'll break the door down. 918 01:17:34,704 --> 01:17:37,457 Shut up, all of you. 919 01:17:37,540 --> 01:17:41,503 I said, move off, sir. 920 01:17:41,586 --> 01:17:44,339 He killed a couple of ours. 921 01:17:44,464 --> 01:17:46,341 You aim to kill him? 922 01:17:50,178 --> 01:17:52,180 Give me the ax. 923 01:17:53,682 --> 01:17:56,351 Before you go... 924 01:17:56,476 --> 01:17:59,229 you take a look at the bodies of some of your friends. 925 01:17:59,354 --> 01:18:01,856 Is it worth that, son? 926 01:18:04,234 --> 01:18:06,820 Well, is it worth it? 927 01:18:22,043 --> 01:18:24,170 I'll check it out myself. 928 01:18:58,163 --> 01:19:00,081 Hey, Ken. 929 01:19:01,499 --> 01:19:03,919 Come on out here. I wanna talk to you. 930 01:19:05,712 --> 01:19:09,299 Gotta turn the heat off back there. You wanna come up to the lounge? 931 01:19:10,759 --> 01:19:12,928 Gonna turn the lights off too. 932 01:20:38,597 --> 01:20:40,515 [Squeaks] 933 01:20:40,599 --> 01:20:43,643 [Groans] 934 01:20:43,768 --> 01:20:46,479 [Panting] 935 01:21:01,077 --> 01:21:03,914 [Screaming] 936 01:21:08,585 --> 01:21:10,253 [Gasps] 937 01:21:28,355 --> 01:21:30,273 [Grunting] 938 01:21:41,409 --> 01:21:43,870 [Bedposts Squeaking] 939 01:21:46,414 --> 01:21:48,708 No. 940 01:21:48,792 --> 01:21:51,544 No. No. 941 01:21:51,670 --> 01:21:52,963 [Screams] 942 01:22:05,850 --> 01:22:08,061 [Screams] 943 01:22:25,453 --> 01:22:27,414 [Whimpering] 944 01:22:27,497 --> 01:22:30,292 [Screams, Panting] 945 01:22:30,417 --> 01:22:32,419 [Gagging] 946 01:22:38,508 --> 01:22:40,969 [Groaning] 947 01:23:14,419 --> 01:23:16,546 Stop! 948 01:23:40,862 --> 01:23:43,490 [Screams] 949 01:23:56,878 --> 01:23:58,338 Kenny. 950 01:24:02,342 --> 01:24:03,718 Kenny! 951 01:24:07,931 --> 01:24:09,599 Kenny, please. 952 01:24:21,736 --> 01:24:25,865 [Screaming, Groaning] 953 01:24:41,923 --> 01:24:43,925 [Groans] 954 01:24:48,346 --> 01:24:50,765 [Grunting] 955 01:25:03,820 --> 01:25:05,989 [Screams] 956 01:25:24,633 --> 01:25:27,260 What happened? 957 01:25:27,385 --> 01:25:29,512 He killed Mo. 958 01:25:32,224 --> 01:25:34,392 - Clear out! - Get out of the way, you guys. 959 01:25:34,476 --> 01:25:37,479 - Back up! - Come on. Back up, damn it. 960 01:25:37,562 --> 01:25:39,940 Get out of the way. Come on! 961 01:25:40,023 --> 01:25:42,525 [Carne] Clear the way back there. 962 01:26:19,521 --> 01:26:22,732 We'll be there in about 15 minutes. Would you like a cup of coffee? 963 01:26:22,857 --> 01:26:24,818 No, thanks. 964 01:27:53,740 --> 01:27:56,243 Hi. Listen, why don't you come on back now. 965 01:27:56,368 --> 01:28:00,121 It's mellowed out and, well, this place gives me the creeps. 966 01:28:01,331 --> 01:28:03,250 Okay. 967 01:28:33,697 --> 01:28:35,782 [Gasps] 968 01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:38,994 [Rattling] 969 01:28:42,414 --> 01:28:45,125 Why don't you come back and join the-- 970 01:28:45,208 --> 01:28:47,627 Join us. Come on. 971 01:29:04,895 --> 01:29:06,855 There's the light. 972 01:29:08,106 --> 01:29:11,151 Lord, that's beautiful. [Chuckles] 973 01:29:12,861 --> 01:29:16,281 Go back and start the report, Charlie. I'll bring her on in. 974 01:29:16,364 --> 01:29:18,366 Okay. 975 01:29:21,328 --> 01:29:23,330 - Got it? - I got her. 976 01:29:23,413 --> 01:29:25,373 Okay. 977 01:30:55,171 --> 01:30:58,758 [Screaming] 978 01:31:01,386 --> 01:31:03,430 What the hell? 979 01:31:07,058 --> 01:31:10,604 - [Confused Chatter] - [Man] Hey, Alana. 980 01:31:17,485 --> 01:31:20,071 Carne! 981 01:31:20,155 --> 01:31:22,991 Oh, thank God. Charlie. [Panting] 982 01:31:26,286 --> 01:31:28,455 The magician's dead. 983 01:31:29,956 --> 01:31:32,500 Jesus, I don't know who it is anymore. 984 01:31:48,808 --> 01:31:50,477 No. 985 01:32:08,203 --> 01:32:10,664 It was you. 986 01:32:14,334 --> 01:32:16,878 Kenny, I'm sorry. 987 01:32:20,006 --> 01:32:22,842 I never told you, I'm so sorry. 988 01:32:22,926 --> 01:32:25,720 You haven't changed. 989 01:32:29,349 --> 01:32:31,226 I saw your picture in the yearbook. 990 01:32:31,351 --> 01:32:33,937 I never knew you liked magic. 991 01:32:34,062 --> 01:32:38,024 I watched you tonight. You liked him. 992 01:32:38,149 --> 01:32:41,111 No. 993 01:32:41,236 --> 01:32:44,698 Kenny, you're better than he is. I'm sure you're better than he is. 994 01:32:45,907 --> 01:32:47,701 I am. 995 01:32:47,826 --> 01:32:50,287 He didn't know how to cut a woman into pieces. 996 01:32:50,412 --> 01:32:52,956 You don't have to do this. 997 01:32:53,081 --> 01:32:55,292 You don't have to do this. 998 01:32:55,417 --> 01:32:59,296 - [Grunts] - Kiss me, Alana. 999 01:32:59,421 --> 01:33:01,381 - Kiss me, Kenny. - Kiss me. 1000 01:33:01,506 --> 01:33:03,884 Kiss me. 1001 01:33:03,967 --> 01:33:06,303 - [Gasps] - Kiss me. 1002 01:33:27,324 --> 01:33:29,451 [Whimpering] 1003 01:33:32,245 --> 01:33:34,748 [Sobbing] 1004 01:33:34,831 --> 01:33:37,584 [Screaming] 1005 01:33:43,632 --> 01:33:46,468 [Screaming Continues] 1006 01:34:17,791 --> 01:34:20,752 [Train Whistle Blowing] 76254