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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:22,154 WHAT A MESS. 2 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:25,158 EVERY TIME I LOOK DOWN THERE, IT GETS WORSE. 3 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:28,294 MAYBE I OUGHT TO STOP LOOKING DOWN. 4 00:00:28,294 --> 00:00:29,729 MILLIONS OF PLANETS, 5 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:31,598 AND THAT ONE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A PROBLEM. 6 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:34,433 WHY THAT ONE? I KNOW WHY. 7 00:00:34,433 --> 00:00:37,604 PEOPLE. I HAD TO PUT PEOPLE ON IT. 8 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:40,906 MAYBE I OUGHT TO GO DOWN THERE AND LOOK AROUND. 9 00:00:40,906 --> 00:00:42,975 I GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 10 00:00:42,975 --> 00:00:44,643 LET'S SEE, UM... 11 00:00:44,643 --> 00:00:47,046 [THUNDER] 12 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:50,150 PLEASE, NOT NOW. I'M THINKING. 13 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:22,542 TRACY. DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR HAT. 14 00:02:32,651 --> 00:02:33,820 BYE, MOM. 15 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,828 TRACY. 16 00:02:44,196 --> 00:02:46,732 MOM, WHO WEARS HATS? 17 00:02:46,732 --> 00:02:48,801 YOUNG LADIES DO. 18 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:51,203 AND BESIDES, HATS ARE COMING BACK. 19 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:52,304 OH, MOTHER. 20 00:02:52,304 --> 00:02:54,406 WHO KNOWS WHERE HE'LL TAKE YOU? 21 00:02:54,406 --> 00:02:57,343 HE'S MY FATHER, AND YOU KNOW WHERE HE'S TAKING ME-- 22 00:02:57,343 --> 00:03:00,179 TO A MOVIE AND A CHINESE RESTAURANT. 23 00:03:00,179 --> 00:03:01,347 HE ALWAYS DOES. 24 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:04,784 WELL... YOU LOOK TERRIFIC. 25 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:07,786 IN FACT, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 26 00:03:08,921 --> 00:03:10,523 HAVE A GOOD TIME. 27 00:03:32,678 --> 00:03:33,779 HI, SHINGO. 28 00:03:33,779 --> 00:03:34,914 THINK FAST. 29 00:03:37,082 --> 00:03:38,684 WANT TO PLAY? 30 00:03:38,684 --> 00:03:41,420 I CAN'T. I'M GOING WITH MY FATHER. 31 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:43,221 I LIKE TO GO TO THE MOVIES 32 00:03:43,222 --> 00:03:44,590 AND EAT CHINESE FOOD. 33 00:03:44,590 --> 00:03:47,426 I WISH MY PARENTS WOULD SPLIT... 34 00:03:47,426 --> 00:03:50,061 BUT JAPANESE PARENTS WOULD NEVER SPLIT. 35 00:03:50,062 --> 00:03:51,197 WHY NOT? 36 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:52,832 THEY JUST DON'T. 37 00:03:54,433 --> 00:03:56,369 PRETTY GOOD FOR A GIRL. 38 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:57,837 WANT TO TRY AGAIN? 39 00:03:57,837 --> 00:03:59,238 DON'T PRESS YOUR LUCK. 40 00:03:59,238 --> 00:04:00,573 [HORN HONKS] 41 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:08,914 HEY, HOW'S MY BABY? 42 00:04:08,914 --> 00:04:09,982 OK. 43 00:04:09,982 --> 00:04:11,483 GOOD. 44 00:04:11,483 --> 00:04:13,152 GEE, YOU LOOK NICE. 45 00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:14,152 THANK YOU. 46 00:04:14,152 --> 00:04:15,921 CAN YOU GET THE DOOR? 47 00:04:15,921 --> 00:04:17,022 OK. 48 00:04:26,932 --> 00:04:29,001 SO, UH, HOW'S SCHOOL? 49 00:04:29,001 --> 00:04:30,770 FINE. 50 00:04:29,001 --> 00:04:30,770 FINE. 51 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,406 LISTEN, YOU CAN GO ALL OUT TODAY, YOU KNOW? 52 00:04:34,406 --> 00:04:38,443 DOUBLE EGG ROLLS, EXTRA FORTUNE COOKIE, WHATEVER YOU WANT. 53 00:04:38,443 --> 00:04:39,878 I GOT A NEW SPAGHETTI ACCOUNT. 54 00:04:39,878 --> 00:04:41,914 WANT TO HEAR THE SLOGAN I CAME UP WITH? 55 00:04:41,914 --> 00:04:44,116 YOU READY? 56 00:04:44,116 --> 00:04:46,818 "THE TASTE OF MAMA." 57 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:47,820 THAT'S IT? 58 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:49,921 COME ON, THAT'S ONLY THE SLOGAN. 59 00:04:49,922 --> 00:04:51,224 NOW IMAGINE IT-- 60 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,558 THERE'S A BIG POT 61 00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:55,094 OF REALLY RICH TOMATO SAUCE BUBBLING. 62 00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:56,829 SUDDENLY, OUT OF IT 63 00:04:56,829 --> 00:04:59,498 COME TWO REALLY DELICIOUS-LOOKING STRANDS OF SPAGHETTI, 64 00:04:59,498 --> 00:05:00,765 RIGHT? THEN-- 65 00:05:00,766 --> 00:05:03,302 ♪ PAH TAH T-T-TAH TAH ♪ 66 00:05:03,302 --> 00:05:04,870 ♪ P-T-TAH TAH ♪♪ 67 00:05:04,870 --> 00:05:07,907 THEY BREAK INTO THIS WILD DANCE TO A DISCO BEAT. 68 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:09,308 DANCING SPAGHETTI? 69 00:05:10,309 --> 00:05:13,011 WELL, MR. TENESTO LIKES IT. 70 00:05:13,011 --> 00:05:14,980 THEN I LIKE IT, TOO. 71 00:05:14,980 --> 00:05:17,983 YOU'RE NOT ASKING WHAT I BROUGHT YOU? 72 00:05:17,983 --> 00:05:19,452 THANKS. 73 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:26,692 THAT'S IT? THANKS? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO OPEN IT? 74 00:05:26,692 --> 00:05:30,463 YOU OPEN IT, AND A BIG SNAKE JUMPS OUT, RIGHT? 75 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:32,698 RIGHT. 76 00:05:32,698 --> 00:05:34,633 OH, DADDY. YOU AND YOUR TRICKS. 77 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:38,438 YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO PULL SOMETHING ON ME. 78 00:05:43,609 --> 00:05:47,813 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ 79 00:05:47,813 --> 00:05:50,616 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU... ♪♪ 80 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:53,018 SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE? 81 00:05:53,018 --> 00:05:55,020 ATTACK FROM THE HIDDEN PLANET. 82 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:58,023 OH, NO, TRACY. NOT ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE. 83 00:05:58,023 --> 00:05:59,859 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE TERRIFIC. 84 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:03,763 YOU SAID THAT ABOUT THE ONE LAST WEEK. SOME THRILLER. 85 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:06,097 IN ONE SECOND, A PLANT TURNS INTO A PERSON? 86 00:06:06,098 --> 00:06:07,299 COME ON, TRACY. 87 00:06:07,299 --> 00:06:08,700 BUT THEY EXPLAINED IT. 88 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:11,337 IT WAS BECAUSE THEY CAME FROM ANOTHER PLANET. 89 00:06:11,337 --> 00:06:13,039 I MEAN, THEIR SPIRITS DID. 90 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:16,109 I DIDN'T SEE ANY SPIRITS. WHAT SPIRITS? 91 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:18,710 DADDY, YOU CAN'T SEE SPIRITS. 92 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:22,281 TRACY, JUST ONCE CAN'T WE GO SEE A NORMAL MOVIE 93 00:06:22,281 --> 00:06:24,851 WITH LAURENCE OLIVIER OR... 94 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:26,251 WALTER MATTHAU? 95 00:06:26,251 --> 00:06:30,054 BENJI. I'LL EVEN GO SEE A MOVIE ABOUT A CUTE DOG. HUH? 96 00:06:30,055 --> 00:06:32,391 JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE SPIRITS 97 00:06:32,391 --> 00:06:33,993 DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT THERE. 98 00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:36,328 IT'S KIND OF LIKE BELIEVING IN GOD. 99 00:06:36,328 --> 00:06:40,998 SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE IN THINGS YOU CAN'T SEE. 100 00:06:40,999 --> 00:06:43,168 OK. 101 00:06:43,168 --> 00:06:44,403 I GOT TO CALL JOAN. 102 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:45,704 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 103 00:06:45,704 --> 00:06:48,040 YOU STILL GOING WITH HER? 104 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,675 YEAH. 105 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:52,044 SHE ISN'T AS PRETTY AS MOM. 106 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:55,414 WELL, SHE HAS OTHER QUALITIES I FIND ATTRACTIVE. 107 00:06:55,414 --> 00:06:56,615 HER BIG BOOBS? 108 00:06:56,615 --> 00:06:58,584 GIVE ME A BREAK, WILL YOU? 109 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:01,887 MOM SAYS SHE HAS BIG BOOBS. 110 00:07:01,887 --> 00:07:04,991 I WONDER WHAT KIND OF BOOBS I'LL HAVE? 111 00:07:06,992 --> 00:07:08,594 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 112 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,656 I'LL HAVE THE BUTTERFLY SHRIMP. 113 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:12,124 THAT'S GOOD. 114 00:08:13,725 --> 00:08:16,295 THAT'S A PARTY OF THREE AT 7:00. 115 00:08:16,295 --> 00:08:17,997 OK, MR. JONES. 116 00:08:32,410 --> 00:08:34,012 COME IN, TRACY. 117 00:08:39,717 --> 00:08:42,020 IT'S ALL RIGHT. COME IN. 118 00:08:51,830 --> 00:08:54,533 TRACY, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU. 119 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:56,101 WHERE ARE YOU? 120 00:08:56,101 --> 00:08:57,603 I CAN'T SEE YOU. 121 00:08:57,603 --> 00:09:00,405 BUT YOU CAN HEAR ME, TRACY. 122 00:09:00,405 --> 00:09:01,740 DAD? 123 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:04,877 I'VE BEEN CALLED "OUR FATHER," BUT NEVER DAD. 124 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,978 AW, COME ON, DAD. 125 00:09:06,979 --> 00:09:09,248 ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR TRICK VOICES? 126 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:10,582 YOU CAN'T FOOL ME. 127 00:09:10,582 --> 00:09:11,684 WHERE ARE YOU? 128 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:13,452 TRACY, I'M GOD. 129 00:09:13,452 --> 00:09:15,588 YOURS TRULY FROM THE FORTUNE COOKIE. 130 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:17,421 OK, SO YOU'RE GOD. 131 00:09:17,422 --> 00:09:18,823 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 132 00:09:18,823 --> 00:09:21,860 TRACY, I REALLY AM GOD. 133 00:09:21,860 --> 00:09:24,329 I'D LIKE TO KNOW YOU A LITTLE BETTER. 134 00:09:24,329 --> 00:09:25,464 THAT WOULD BE NICE, 135 00:09:25,464 --> 00:09:27,866 BUT FIRST MAKE UP WITH MOM. 136 00:09:27,866 --> 00:09:30,669 WHY DON'T WE MEET IN FRONT OF THE STORE MONDAY? 137 00:09:30,669 --> 00:09:32,805 OH, YEAH. THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 138 00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:34,774 TRACY, IF I'M YOUR FATHER, 139 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:37,009 WOULDN'T THOSE GIRLS HEAR ME TALKING? 140 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:39,612 DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT MAN'S VOICE? 141 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,079 WHAT VOICE, HONEY? 142 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:41,947 WHERE? 143 00:09:41,947 --> 00:09:43,882 TRACY, THEY CAN'T HEAR ME. 144 00:09:43,882 --> 00:09:46,017 THERE. DID YOU HEAR IT? 145 00:09:47,552 --> 00:09:49,221 NO. 146 00:09:53,558 --> 00:09:57,562 BUT--BUT IF YOU WERE GOD, 147 00:09:57,562 --> 00:09:59,998 WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER WITH ME? 148 00:09:59,998 --> 00:10:02,101 TRACY, IT WAS SOMETHING YOU SAID 149 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:03,902 THAT SORT OF INTERESTED ME-- 150 00:10:03,902 --> 00:10:05,837 THAT SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE 151 00:10:05,837 --> 00:10:07,939 IN THINGS YOU CAN'T SEE. 152 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,709 WOW! HOW'D YOU KNOW I SAID THAT? 153 00:10:10,709 --> 00:10:13,279 I KNOW, I SEE, I HEAR. 154 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:18,784 THIS PLACE IS TOO BUSY. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 155 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,786 WAIT! DON'T GO YET. 156 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,387 WHERE LATER? HOW? 157 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:23,388 TRACY. 158 00:10:23,388 --> 00:10:25,624 HUH? 159 00:10:25,624 --> 00:10:27,926 OH, HI, MRS. MANLEY. 160 00:10:27,926 --> 00:10:29,795 WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO? 161 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,396 I DON'T KNOW. 162 00:10:31,396 --> 00:10:33,430 I'M NOT SURE. 163 00:10:33,431 --> 00:10:35,101 ARE YOU STILL THERE? 164 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,671 HE'S GONE. 165 00:11:06,498 --> 00:11:08,334 YOU OK? 166 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,635 YEAH. 167 00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:10,803 YOU'VE BEEN AWFUL QUIET 168 00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,805 SINCE WE LEFT THE RESTAURANT. 169 00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:14,872 I'M FINE. I'VE JUST BEEN THINKING. 170 00:11:14,873 --> 00:11:16,709 THINKING? ABOUT WHAT? 171 00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:21,213 HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE YOU MIGHT BE DREAMING 172 00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:23,781 EVEN THOUGH YOU KNEW YOU WERE AWAKE? 173 00:11:23,782 --> 00:11:27,419 WOULD YOU LIKE TO RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN? 174 00:11:27,419 --> 00:11:28,787 LIKE SOMETHING HAPPENED, 175 00:11:28,787 --> 00:11:31,557 BUT IT'S MORE LIKE A DREAM THAN REAL. 176 00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:33,558 DAYDREAMING. YEAH, SURE. 177 00:11:33,558 --> 00:11:35,294 HAPPENS TO EVERYBODY. 178 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:36,762 IT'S OK. 179 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:41,367 I GOT TO STOP BY THE OFFICE FOR SOMETHING. 180 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,501 WAIT FOR ME IN THE CAR? 181 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:43,736 OK. 182 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:45,738 ALL RIGHT? 183 00:12:05,557 --> 00:12:07,493 TRACY, IT'S ME AGAIN. 184 00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:09,161 WHAT? WHAT? 185 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:12,229 THAT WASN'T A DREAM YOU HAD. IT WAS REAL. 186 00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:13,532 WHERE ARE YOU? 187 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,367 IN THE BACK SEAT. 188 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,874 WELL? 189 00:12:22,874 --> 00:12:25,043 DISAPPOINTED? 190 00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:27,912 OH, GOSH, NO... GOD, SIR. 191 00:12:27,912 --> 00:12:31,083 WHY--WHY WOULD I BE DISAPPOINTED, SIR? 192 00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:34,787 ARE YOU REALLY GOD, SIR? 193 00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:37,188 FORGET THE SIR. JUST PLAIN GOD. 194 00:12:37,188 --> 00:12:39,058 THE OWNER OF THE STORE. 195 00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:41,694 ALSO KNOWN AS THE MAN UPSTAIRS. 196 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:44,997 I DON'T KNOW. SOMEHOW I THOUGHT YOU'D LOOK HOLIER... 197 00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:47,064 AND MORE FANCY, SORT OF. 198 00:12:47,065 --> 00:12:51,036 I MEAN, LIKE WITH A CROWN AND A LONG BEARD 199 00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:53,037 AND A FLOWING WHITE ROBE. 200 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:55,040 YOU'RE THINKING OF CHARLTON HESTON. 201 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,242 I CAN'T GET OVER IT. 202 00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:58,510 IT'S JUST THAT-- 203 00:12:58,510 --> 00:13:02,181 THAT I GUESS I EXPECTED YOU TO LOOK MUCH OLDER. 204 00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:05,251 THANKS, TRACY. I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 205 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,384 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 206 00:13:06,384 --> 00:13:07,853 WHO KNOWS? 207 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:11,222 AFTER THE FIRST 2 MILLION YEARS, I STOPPED COUNTING. 208 00:13:11,222 --> 00:13:13,526 IT'S AWKWARD TALKING LIKE THIS. 209 00:13:14,893 --> 00:13:16,995 WOW! HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 210 00:13:16,995 --> 00:13:18,830 IF I COULD PART THE RED SEA, 211 00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:22,300 I CAN CERTAINLY MOVE TO THE FRONT OF A CAR. 212 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:26,238 IT'S REFRESHING TALKING TO A YOUNG LADY LIKE YOU. 213 00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:29,341 TAKES MY MIND OFF SOME OF MY PROBLEMS. 214 00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:30,475 YOU HAVE PROBLEMS? 215 00:13:30,475 --> 00:13:33,545 YEAH. I'M NOT ALWAYS ON CLOUD NINE. 216 00:13:33,545 --> 00:13:36,113 THEY'RE STILL NOT GETTING MY MESSAGE. 217 00:13:36,114 --> 00:13:38,517 I'M JUST NOT IN PEOPLE'S THOUGHTS. 218 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:41,219 THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN ME LIKE THEY SHOULD. 219 00:13:41,219 --> 00:13:44,890 I DO, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE. 220 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,891 I KNOW, BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE 221 00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:49,962 WHO THINK OF ME ONLY A COUPLE OF TIMES A YEAR. 222 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:52,264 THEN OTHERS DON'T THINK OF ME AT ALL 223 00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:54,200 UNTIL THAT VERY LAST MINUTE-- 224 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,203 AND THEN, BOY, DO I HEAR FROM THEM. 225 00:13:57,203 --> 00:14:00,206 PEOPLE HAVE TO BE REMINDED THAT I'M STILL AROUND. 226 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:03,241 THEN COME UP WITH ONE OF YOUR BIG MIRACLES. 227 00:14:03,241 --> 00:14:05,376 THAT WOULD REALLY SHAKE THEM UP. 228 00:14:05,376 --> 00:14:08,045 AH. PEOPLE REMEMBER THE MIRACLE 229 00:14:08,046 --> 00:14:10,048 AND FORGET WHY I DID IT. 230 00:14:10,048 --> 00:14:12,751 I'VE GOT IT. MY DAD'S IN THAT BUSINESS. 231 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,119 YOU SHOULD ADVERTISE. 232 00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:15,720 TELEVISION, RADIO, 233 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,322 BILLBOARDS, NEWSPAPERS. 234 00:14:17,322 --> 00:14:18,657 GET A SLOGAN. 235 00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:20,292 A SLOGAN? 236 00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:23,528 TRACY, I'M NOT A TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE. 237 00:14:23,528 --> 00:14:24,963 SLOGANS REALLY WORK. 238 00:14:24,963 --> 00:14:27,165 YOU'LL BECOME A HOUSEHOLD WORD. 239 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:29,534 HOUSEHOLD WORD. 240 00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:32,805 YEAH. THAT WOULD BE NICE FOR A CHANGE. 241 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:36,942 ALL RIGHT, TRACY. YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A JOB. 242 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:38,277 YOU THINK OF A SLOGAN, 243 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:40,212 AND I'LL SPREAD IT AROUND. 244 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,681 I'LL ASK MY DAD. HE'S GREAT. 245 00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:46,017 NO. I HAVEN'T BEEN DOING TOO WELL WITH GROWNUPS LATELY. 246 00:14:46,017 --> 00:14:47,820 I'D RATHER IT CAME FROM YOU. 247 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,623 ME? I'M THE WORLD'S WORST WRITER, 248 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,891 AND MY SPELLING IS THE PITS. 249 00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:55,026 I DON'T TAKE OFF FOR SPELLING. 250 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,962 SEE, IF IT COMES FROM YOU, 251 00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:59,564 IT'LL BE SOMETHING THAT YOUR FRIENDS CAN UNDERSTAND. 252 00:14:59,564 --> 00:15:02,601 THAT WAY, I'LL HAVE THE CHILDREN ON MY SIDE. 253 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:05,403 AND WHEN THEY GROW UP, I'LL HAVE THEIR CHILDREN. 254 00:15:05,403 --> 00:15:07,239 ONCE YOU'VE GOT THE CHILDREN, 255 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,840 THAT'S THE BALL GAME. 256 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:12,143 THEN I'LL BE ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF A FEW THINGS-- 257 00:15:12,143 --> 00:15:13,745 LIKE ALL THAT POLLUTION. 258 00:15:13,745 --> 00:15:16,815 AND HAVE YOU NOTICED YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF EAGLES? 259 00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:21,119 AND THERE ARE A FEW VOLCANOES THAT NEED COOLING OFF. 260 00:15:21,119 --> 00:15:22,921 WHAT DO YOU SAY, TRACY? 261 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:26,558 WILL YOU COME UP WITH A SLOGAN? 262 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:28,660 OK. I'LL SURE TRY. 263 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:29,862 GOOD. 264 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:33,165 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME. 265 00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:34,699 NOBODY ELSE WILL, EITHER. 266 00:15:34,699 --> 00:15:37,502 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SEE OR HEAR ME. 267 00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:40,872 TELL THEM ABOUT OUR VISITS, THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE, UM... 268 00:15:40,872 --> 00:15:41,939 BONKERS? 269 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,575 DEFINITELY. 270 00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:47,145 THEY GAVE SOME OF MY BEST PEOPLE A PRETTY BAD TIME. 271 00:15:47,145 --> 00:15:49,081 HERE COMES YOUR FATHER. 272 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:55,920 HERE YOU GO. 273 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,189 SORRY I TOOK SO LONG. 274 00:16:01,926 --> 00:16:04,029 OK. READY FOR YOUR MOVIE? 275 00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,698 YEP. 276 00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:16,940 THREE LASER FIGHTS, A COLLISION OF PLANETS? 277 00:16:16,941 --> 00:16:18,510 YOU DON'T EVEN WATCH. 278 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:21,113 HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE, YOU WANT TO GO HOME. 279 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:22,447 YOU OK? 280 00:16:22,447 --> 00:16:23,982 SORRY, DADDY. 281 00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:26,251 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SORRY. 282 00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:30,622 DADDY? 283 00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:31,522 HMM? 284 00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,858 LET'S SAY YOU HAVE A BIG NEW CLIENT 285 00:16:33,858 --> 00:16:37,060 AND YOU NEED A REAL SUPER SLOGAN. 286 00:16:37,061 --> 00:16:39,331 WHERE DO YOU START? 287 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,167 WELL, UH... 288 00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:45,270 FIRST YOU EXAMINE THE PRODUCT. 289 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:46,771 YOU TRY TO PICK OUT 290 00:16:46,771 --> 00:16:49,174 THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT IT-- 291 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,076 THE THING THAT'LL MAKE IT SELL-- 292 00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:54,012 LIKE, UM...WELL, TAKE POTATO CHIPS, FOR EXAMPLE. 293 00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:57,482 NO. SOMETHING BIGGER. MORE IMPORTANT. 294 00:16:57,482 --> 00:16:59,351 IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. 295 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,619 A PRODUCT'S A PRODUCT. 296 00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:02,220 THE PRINCIPLE IS THE SAME. 297 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:04,622 WELL, LET'S SAY YOU'RE SELLING A PERSON... 298 00:17:04,622 --> 00:17:05,757 OK. 299 00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:07,159 A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON, 300 00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:08,927 LIKE, UH... 301 00:17:08,926 --> 00:17:11,862 WELL, LET'S SAY... 302 00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:13,432 GOD. 303 00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:17,702 GOD. 304 00:17:17,702 --> 00:17:19,570 I DON'T THINK I'D HANDLE THAT ACCOUNT. 305 00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:22,307 ONE MISTAKE AND YOU'RE IN TROUBLE THERE. 306 00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:24,309 DON'T TRY AND GET OUT OF IT, DADDY. 307 00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:26,511 HOW WOULD YOU SELL GOD? 308 00:17:26,511 --> 00:17:28,414 OK. GOD. 309 00:17:29,781 --> 00:17:31,383 GOD. WELL... 310 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:35,421 FIRST I'D, UH, MAKE A LIST OF HIS GOOD QUALITIES-- 311 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,988 YOU KNOW, HIS MOST SALABLE FEATURES-- 312 00:17:36,988 --> 00:17:40,992 THEN I'D COME UP WITH A NICE LOW-KEY SLOGAN. 313 00:17:40,992 --> 00:17:44,797 THEN I'D MEET HIM FOR LUNCH AND PITCH IT TO HIM. 314 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,231 AND THEN? 315 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,200 IF HE LIKES IT, I'LL PICK UP THE TAB. 316 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,502 IF NOT, I'LL LET HIM PICK IT UP. 317 00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:52,537 WHAT'S ALL THIS STUFF ABOUT GOD? 318 00:17:52,537 --> 00:17:54,305 SOME SCHOOL PROJECT, OR-- 319 00:17:54,305 --> 00:17:56,809 SORT OF. IT'S AN ASSIGNMENT I JUST GOT. 320 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,543 OH, I SEE. 321 00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:07,418 BEFORE I DROP YOU OFF, 322 00:18:07,418 --> 00:18:09,553 I WANT TO PICK UP JOAN. 323 00:18:09,554 --> 00:18:10,555 THAT OK? 324 00:18:10,555 --> 00:18:11,657 OK. 325 00:18:18,563 --> 00:18:20,098 THERE SHE IS. 326 00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:21,667 [HONK HONK] 327 00:18:23,801 --> 00:18:25,336 YEP, THERE THEY ARE. 328 00:18:25,336 --> 00:18:27,239 WOULD YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT HER-- 329 00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:28,240 BIG BOOBS? 330 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,474 OH, COME ON. 331 00:18:29,474 --> 00:18:31,043 YOU LIKE KNOCKERS BETTER? 332 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:34,412 COULD WE JUST DROP THEM-- UH, DROP IT? 333 00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:45,090 HI. HOW ARE YOU? 334 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,125 MMM. YOU TELL ME. 335 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,427 MMM. 336 00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:51,230 HI, STACY. 337 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,931 TRACY. 338 00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,932 OH, UH, OF COURSE. 339 00:18:54,932 --> 00:18:56,301 UH, OH, WHAT'S THAT? 340 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,069 IT'S A PRESENT MY DAD GOT ME. 341 00:18:58,069 --> 00:18:59,870 OPEN IT. 342 00:18:59,871 --> 00:19:01,573 UM...I-- 343 00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:02,708 AAH! 344 00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,645 CUTE. THANK YOU. 345 00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:22,894 HI, MOM. 346 00:19:22,894 --> 00:19:24,162 HI. HOW WAS THE MOVIE? 347 00:19:24,162 --> 00:19:25,230 DUMB. 348 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,165 AW. 349 00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:28,800 HOW WAS THE EGG ROLL? 350 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,934 GOOD. 351 00:19:29,934 --> 00:19:31,569 AND HIS GIRLFRIEND? 352 00:19:31,569 --> 00:19:32,604 BIG. 353 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:33,772 HMM. 354 00:19:35,339 --> 00:19:37,242 CALLED ME STACY AGAIN. 355 00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:43,047 OH. WELL, YOUR FATHER'S NOT EXACTLY INTERESTED IN HER BRAIN. 356 00:19:43,047 --> 00:19:44,048 MOM? 357 00:19:44,048 --> 00:19:45,050 HUH? 358 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,484 SOMETHING'S ON MY MIND-- 359 00:19:46,484 --> 00:19:48,853 HOW CAN HE THINK SHE'S ONLY 28? 360 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,189 THAT MAN IS SO GULLIBLE. 361 00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:52,757 MOM, I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU A QUES-- 362 00:19:52,757 --> 00:19:55,393 DID HE MENTION WHERE HE WAS TAKING HER? 363 00:19:55,393 --> 00:19:57,229 WHAT WAS SHE WEARING? 364 00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,597 MOM, SHE'S YUCKY. SHE'S WAY OVER 28, 365 00:19:59,597 --> 00:20:01,733 AND YOU'RE 10 TIMES PRETTIER. 366 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:07,239 OH...YOU... ARE A BRILLIANT CHILD. 367 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:10,242 MOM? 368 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:14,912 WE KNOW THAT GOD HAS A LOT OF WONDERFUL QUALITIES, 369 00:20:14,912 --> 00:20:18,684 BUT WHAT WOULD YOU SAY ARE SOME OF HIS STRONGEST POINTS? 370 00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:23,087 TRACY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 371 00:20:23,087 --> 00:20:24,089 GOD. 372 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:25,389 [HORN HONKS] 373 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,259 WE'LL TALK LATER. THAT'S THE GELMANS. 374 00:20:28,259 --> 00:20:29,528 I'M SHOWING THEM A HOUSE, 375 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,429 AND THEY'RE TAKING ME OUT TO DINNER. 376 00:20:31,429 --> 00:20:34,632 GO TO BED WHEN ROSA SAYS. NO TROUBLE, OK? 377 00:20:34,632 --> 00:20:37,903 CAN I STAY UP A LITTLE LATE? NO SCHOOL TOMORROW. 378 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,371 ALL RIGHT. 379 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:42,708 DON'T WATCH ANY HORROR FILMS, OK? 380 00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:05,496 AAH! 381 00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:06,765 HIDE! HE'LL SEE YOU! 382 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:07,932 OH! 383 00:21:07,932 --> 00:21:08,967 ELSA! 384 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:12,003 ROSA, YOU'RE MISSING THE BEST PART. 385 00:21:12,003 --> 00:21:14,339 I LIKE IT BETTER THIS WAY. 386 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,877 ROSA...DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? 387 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,214 OF COURSE I DO. 388 00:21:23,214 --> 00:21:24,682 EVER SEE HIM? 389 00:21:24,682 --> 00:21:28,086 NO, BUT I TALK TO HIM. 390 00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:29,621 YOU TALK TO GOD? 391 00:21:30,855 --> 00:21:32,490 ALL THE TIME. 392 00:21:32,490 --> 00:21:35,027 DID YOU TALK TO HIM TODAY? 393 00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:37,228 YOU DID? 394 00:21:37,228 --> 00:21:39,297 THIS MORNING WHEN I PRAY. 395 00:21:39,297 --> 00:21:41,632 AND DID GOD TALK TO YOU? 396 00:21:41,632 --> 00:21:44,035 NO, HE NEVER TALKS TO ME. 397 00:21:44,035 --> 00:21:48,239 MAYBE HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SPANISH SO GOOD. 398 00:21:48,239 --> 00:21:49,707 ROSA... 399 00:21:49,707 --> 00:21:50,975 YES? 400 00:21:50,975 --> 00:21:52,778 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY 401 00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:54,378 IF I TOLD YOU... 402 00:21:54,378 --> 00:21:56,181 THAT I SAW GOD TODAY 403 00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:58,684 AND WE TALKED TO EACH OTHER? 404 00:22:07,224 --> 00:22:09,027 YOU BETTER GO TO BED. 405 00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:12,531 YOU'RE GETTING LOCA FROM THESE CRAZY MOVIES. 406 00:22:13,764 --> 00:22:16,466 YOU SAW GOD IN YOUR DAD'S CAR? 407 00:22:16,467 --> 00:22:17,702 THAT'S RIGHT. 408 00:22:17,702 --> 00:22:20,005 YOU TALKED TO HIM IN A RESTAURANT? 409 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,205 RIGHT. 410 00:22:21,205 --> 00:22:23,341 DID YOU GET HIS AUTOGRAPH? 411 00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:24,609 YOU'RE PUTTING ME ON. 412 00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:26,645 NO, YOU'RE PUTTING ME ON. 413 00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:28,713 SHINGO, I REALLY SAW GOD. 414 00:22:28,713 --> 00:22:31,816 OK, OK. WHAT DID GOD SAY? 415 00:22:31,816 --> 00:22:34,085 HE SAID IF HE COULD GET KIDS 416 00:22:34,085 --> 00:22:35,553 TO SPREAD HIS MESSAGE, 417 00:22:35,553 --> 00:22:37,955 THEN HE COULD DO OTHER THINGS, 418 00:22:37,955 --> 00:22:41,560 LIKE COOL OFF A VOLCANO AND STUFF. 419 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,895 YOU TWO HAD SOME RAP SESSION. 420 00:22:44,895 --> 00:22:48,299 HE WANTED ME TO COME UP WITH A SLOGAN. 421 00:22:48,299 --> 00:22:49,367 SLOGAN? 422 00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:51,636 LIKE THEY HAVE IN TV COMMERCIALS. 423 00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:53,771 OH. WHAT ELSE DID HE SAY? 424 00:22:53,771 --> 00:22:56,040 HE SAID SPELLING DIDN'T COUNT. 425 00:22:56,040 --> 00:23:00,478 I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 426 00:23:00,478 --> 00:23:03,048 SPELLING ALWAYS COUNTS. 427 00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:07,819 WHY DO I WASTE TIME TALKING TO YOU? 428 00:23:17,328 --> 00:23:19,798 MAYBE SHE DID SEE GOD. 429 00:23:24,102 --> 00:23:25,604 HAROLD. 430 00:23:26,504 --> 00:23:28,906 CAN YOU GIVE ME A SET 431 00:23:28,906 --> 00:23:33,511 CONTAINING FIVE PRIME NUMBERS? 432 00:23:33,511 --> 00:23:37,549 2, 3, 5, 7, AND 11. 433 00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:40,318 THAT'S VERY GOOD, HAROLD. 434 00:23:40,318 --> 00:23:42,887 MISS HUDSON. 435 00:23:42,887 --> 00:23:44,656 MISS HUDSON. 436 00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:49,528 LISA. 437 00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:51,096 WHEW. 438 00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:55,166 CAN YOU TELL ME 439 00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:56,767 THE PROPERTIES OF A SET? 440 00:23:56,767 --> 00:23:59,671 IT'S A SERIES OF WHOLE NUMBERS. 441 00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:01,573 THAT'S RIGHT. THANK YOU. 442 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:03,208 MISS HUDSON. 443 00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:04,542 MISS HUDSON. 444 00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:05,976 MISS HUDSON. 445 00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:07,078 I KNOW. MISS-- 446 00:24:07,078 --> 00:24:08,279 TRACY. 447 00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:09,681 AWW. 448 00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:15,520 CAN YOU TELL ME 449 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,856 THE PROPERTIES OF A SUBSET? 450 00:24:20,591 --> 00:24:23,628 I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU AFTER CLASS IS OVER. 451 00:24:24,462 --> 00:24:27,065 YOU'VE BEEN VERY INATTENTIVE IN CLASS, 452 00:24:27,065 --> 00:24:30,367 AND YOU HAVEN'T TURNED IN YOUR HOMEWORK ALL WEEK. 453 00:24:30,367 --> 00:24:32,403 I'M SORRY, MISS HUDSON. 454 00:24:32,403 --> 00:24:35,273 IS THERE ANYTHING THE MATTER AT HOME, 455 00:24:35,273 --> 00:24:37,175 SOMETHING I SHOULD KNOW? 456 00:24:38,209 --> 00:24:39,678 YOU SURE? 457 00:24:41,079 --> 00:24:44,883 WELL, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH YOUR TIME? 458 00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:47,485 I JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN IT. 459 00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:50,021 I'M SENDING A NOTE HOME TO YOUR PARENTS. 460 00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:52,557 MAYBE YOU CAN EXPLAIN IT TO THEM. 461 00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:56,194 GIRLS, I BOUGHT A LOT OF UNDERWEAR FOR MY MEN, 462 00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:59,629 AND EVERY YEAR I PICK FRUIT OF THE LOOM. 463 00:24:59,630 --> 00:25:01,366 SURPRISE, EMMA! 464 00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:02,967 HIYA, CUTIES. 465 00:25:02,967 --> 00:25:05,270 EVERY MAN OUGHT TO BUY FRUIT OF THE LOOM BRIEFS. 466 00:25:06,804 --> 00:25:11,275 SO I CARRY THE AMERICAN EXPRESS CARD. 467 00:25:11,275 --> 00:25:12,776 I ORDERED STEAK. 468 00:25:12,776 --> 00:25:14,579 I DON'T WANT A MOVIE. 469 00:25:14,579 --> 00:25:15,913 BUT I WANTED STEAK. 470 00:25:15,913 --> 00:25:18,516 I DON'T THINK HE WANTS THE MOVIE. 471 00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:22,353 AT PSA WE NEVER LOST SIGHT OF WHAT AN AIRLINE SHOULD BE. 472 00:25:22,353 --> 00:25:26,925 SO, AT PSA, WE GIVE YOU MORE PLANES AND LESS FANCIES. 473 00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:28,591 WE GIVE YOU LOW FARES, NOT FANFARES. 474 00:25:28,592 --> 00:25:30,762 YOU STILL WATCHING TELEVISION? 475 00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:32,429 YEAH. IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT. 476 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:34,799 YOU SHOULD BE IN BED. 477 00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:36,667 IT'S ALMOST 11:30. 478 00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:39,870 I WANT TO SEE THE JOHNNY CARSON SHOW. 479 00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:43,007 ALL RIGHT. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COCOA? 480 00:25:43,007 --> 00:25:44,575 YEAH, GREAT. 481 00:25:44,575 --> 00:25:47,612 BUT AFTER COCOA, YOU GO TO BED, EH? 482 00:25:47,612 --> 00:25:50,282 [THE TONIGHT SHOW THEME PLAYS] 483 00:25:51,849 --> 00:25:54,019 FROM HOLLYWOOD... 484 00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:57,155 THE TONIGHT SHOW, STARRING JOHNNY CARSON. 485 00:25:57,155 --> 00:26:00,991 THIS IS ED McMAHON ALONG WITH TOMMY NEWSOME 486 00:26:00,991 --> 00:26:03,794 INVITING YOU TO JOIN JOHNNY AND HIS GUESTS-- 487 00:26:03,794 --> 00:26:06,564 BOB HOPE, ANGIE DICKINSON, 488 00:26:06,564 --> 00:26:07,932 MELISSA MANCHESTER, 489 00:26:07,932 --> 00:26:10,234 AND OLYMPICS EXPERT BUD GREENSPAN. 490 00:26:10,234 --> 00:26:12,303 AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 491 00:26:12,303 --> 00:26:15,373 HERE'S... 492 00:26:15,373 --> 00:26:16,541 JOHNNY! 493 00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:18,643 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDS] 494 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:32,590 GOD? ON THE JOHNNY CARSON SHOW? 495 00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:34,024 WHY NOT? 496 00:26:34,024 --> 00:26:35,927 HE GETS EVERYBODY ELSE TO REPLACE HIM. 497 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:37,495 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 498 00:26:37,495 --> 00:26:38,963 DON'T WORRY, TRACY. 499 00:26:38,963 --> 00:26:40,799 ONLY YOU CAN SEE ME. 500 00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:43,668 EVERYBODY ELSE IS WATCHING JOHNNY CARSON. 501 00:26:45,036 --> 00:26:47,305 WOW. YOU REALLY GET AROUND. 502 00:26:47,305 --> 00:26:49,874 WHEN YOU GOT A TERRITORY AS BIG AS MINE, 503 00:26:49,874 --> 00:26:52,110 YOU CAN'T DOG IT. 504 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:55,346 WELL, HAVE YOU GOT A SLOGAN FOR ME? 505 00:26:55,346 --> 00:26:57,248 YEAH, I GOT A FEW. 506 00:26:57,248 --> 00:26:58,782 GOOD. LET'S HEAR THEM. 507 00:26:58,782 --> 00:27:00,283 OK, HERE WE GO. 508 00:27:00,284 --> 00:27:04,956 "HOW DO YOU SPELL RELIEF? G-O-D." 509 00:27:06,657 --> 00:27:07,958 THAT'S NICE. 510 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:10,094 IT'S--IT'S REAL NICE, 511 00:27:10,094 --> 00:27:13,231 BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S FOR ME. 512 00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:15,166 HOW ABOUT THIS-- 513 00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:18,503 "GOD IS BULLISH ON HUMANITY." 514 00:27:18,503 --> 00:27:20,237 THAT'S NICE, TOO. 515 00:27:20,238 --> 00:27:21,906 YOU GOT ANY MORE? 516 00:27:21,906 --> 00:27:25,009 OH, SURE. THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE. 517 00:27:25,009 --> 00:27:28,112 "YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS WITH GOD." 518 00:27:28,112 --> 00:27:31,782 THAT'S GOOD, BUT THEN AGAIN, TRACY, 519 00:27:31,782 --> 00:27:33,751 THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN GOOD. 520 00:27:33,751 --> 00:27:36,987 I THOUGHT YOU'D GO FOR THAT ONE. 521 00:27:36,987 --> 00:27:39,724 HOW ABOUT, "LET GOD PUT YOU--" 522 00:27:39,724 --> 00:27:41,726 IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT? 523 00:27:41,726 --> 00:27:43,093 YEAH. 524 00:27:43,093 --> 00:27:45,663 LOOK, I WORKED HARD ON THESE. 525 00:27:45,663 --> 00:27:48,332 I'M SURE YOU DID, 526 00:27:48,332 --> 00:27:51,636 BUT, TRACY, I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I'M BRAGGING, 527 00:27:51,636 --> 00:27:54,539 BUT LET'S FACE IT, I'M AN ORIGINAL, 528 00:27:54,539 --> 00:27:55,706 THE ONE AND ONLY. 529 00:27:55,706 --> 00:27:58,876 I MADE MY OWN MOLD AND THREW IT AWAY. 530 00:27:58,876 --> 00:28:01,946 YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T EXACTLY EASY. 531 00:28:01,946 --> 00:28:05,416 I DIDN'T SAY IT WOULD BE. ONE MORE WEEK. 532 00:28:05,416 --> 00:28:07,217 JUST A WEEK? 533 00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:08,586 THAT'S LONG ENOUGH. 534 00:28:08,586 --> 00:28:12,323 LOOK WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN A WEEK, AND WITHOUT COMPUTERS. 535 00:28:12,323 --> 00:28:15,626 YOU DIDN'T HAVE A MATH TEST COMING UP. 536 00:28:15,626 --> 00:28:17,929 ONE WEEK. 537 00:28:17,929 --> 00:28:21,799 I SAY IF YOU DON'T SET DEADLINES, NOTHING HAPPENS. 538 00:28:21,799 --> 00:28:24,368 CAN I ASK MY DAD FOR HELP? 539 00:28:24,368 --> 00:28:26,271 IN MATH, SURE. 540 00:28:27,438 --> 00:28:30,441 WHAT ABOUT SHINGO? CAN HE HELP ME? 541 00:28:30,441 --> 00:28:31,576 YOUR LITTLE FRIEND? 542 00:28:31,576 --> 00:28:34,012 YEAH, SHINGO CAN HELP. 543 00:28:35,012 --> 00:28:37,581 WE'LL DO THE BEST WE CAN. 544 00:28:37,582 --> 00:28:39,383 WE'LL REALLY TRY. 545 00:28:39,383 --> 00:28:44,122 I DON'T SEE WHY YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT SO FAST. 546 00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:50,261 TRACY? 547 00:28:51,729 --> 00:28:53,698 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 548 00:28:53,698 --> 00:28:56,701 NOTHING. UM, NOBODY. 549 00:28:56,701 --> 00:28:59,137 YOU WERE JUST TALKING TO SOMEONE. 550 00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:03,207 THAT? OH, I WAS TALKING BACK TO THE TELEVISION. 551 00:29:04,342 --> 00:29:06,978 THE SET ISN'T EVEN ON. 552 00:29:06,978 --> 00:29:08,213 I TURNED IT OFF. 553 00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:10,181 IT WAS SOME DUMB COMMERCIAL. 554 00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:13,251 THEY'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO SELL YOU SOMETHING. 555 00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:16,754 HOW ABOUT, "YOU CAN BE SURE IF IT'S GOD"? 556 00:29:16,754 --> 00:29:19,756 NO, IT HAS TO BE ORIGINAL. 557 00:29:19,757 --> 00:29:21,626 WE'VE BEEN AT IT FOR HOURS. 558 00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:23,161 LET'S GO HOME. I'M STARVED. 559 00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:26,030 WAIT! I THINK I'M ON TO SOMETHING. 560 00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:27,665 I LIKE IT. LET'S GO. 561 00:29:27,665 --> 00:29:29,767 I DIDN'T SAY IT YET. 562 00:29:29,767 --> 00:29:33,838 HOW ABOUT, "BUY GOD. B-U-Y"? 563 00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:35,473 GREAT. LET'S GO. 564 00:29:35,473 --> 00:29:37,041 NAH, IT'S TOO COMMERCIAL. 565 00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:38,408 HE WOULDN'T LIKE THAT. 566 00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:41,012 YOU KNOW HIM BETTER THAN I DO. 567 00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:42,714 HOW ABOUT, "TRY GOD"? 568 00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:43,848 GREAT. 569 00:29:43,848 --> 00:29:44,849 "GOOD GOD." 570 00:29:44,849 --> 00:29:45,950 THAT'S EVEN GREATER. 571 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:47,151 "GREAT GOD." 572 00:29:47,151 --> 00:29:47,951 PERFECT! 573 00:29:47,951 --> 00:29:51,155 NO, IT JUST MISSES. 574 00:29:51,155 --> 00:29:52,923 HOW COME EVERYTHING JUST MISSES? 575 00:29:52,923 --> 00:29:54,592 I DON'T KNOW. 576 00:29:54,592 --> 00:29:56,194 IT'S JUST A GUT FEELING. 577 00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:58,663 THAT'S AN ADVERTISING EXPRESSION. 578 00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:00,565 I'VE GOT A GUT FEELING, TOO. 579 00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:02,100 I'M HUNGRY. 580 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:04,001 WE'LL THINK GOD TOMORROW. 581 00:30:04,001 --> 00:30:06,070 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 582 00:30:06,070 --> 00:30:07,804 I SAID WE'LL THINK GOD TOMORROW. 583 00:30:07,805 --> 00:30:08,806 THAT'S IT! 584 00:30:08,806 --> 00:30:09,841 WHAT'S IT? 585 00:30:09,841 --> 00:30:11,073 THINK GOD! THINK GOD! 586 00:30:11,074 --> 00:30:12,944 THAT'S A TERRIFIC SLOGAN! 587 00:30:12,944 --> 00:30:15,145 OH, SHINGO, YOU SAVED THE DAY. 588 00:30:15,145 --> 00:30:17,581 "THINK GOD." HE'LL LOVE IT. 589 00:30:23,954 --> 00:30:25,690 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 590 00:30:25,690 --> 00:30:28,759 WHO IS SHE TALKING TO? 591 00:30:28,759 --> 00:30:32,496 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT KID. 592 00:30:32,496 --> 00:30:36,200 IT'S THE SECOND TIME I'VE SEEN HER DO THAT. 593 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,270 HARRIET, LOOK AT THE WAY SHE'S CARRYING ON. 594 00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:40,972 POOR TRACY. 595 00:30:40,972 --> 00:30:42,807 POOR PAULA. 596 00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:45,844 I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE HER MOTHER. 597 00:30:47,845 --> 00:30:52,517 THINK GOD. HMM. YEAH. 598 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:54,618 THINK GOD. 599 00:30:54,618 --> 00:30:56,387 VERY INTERESTING. 600 00:30:56,387 --> 00:30:58,989 IT'S GOT A MESSAGE, IT'S SHORT, 601 00:30:58,989 --> 00:31:01,592 AND TELLS IT ALL. 602 00:31:01,592 --> 00:31:04,929 TRACY, I REALLY LIKE IT. 603 00:31:04,929 --> 00:31:07,098 THANK GOD. 604 00:31:07,098 --> 00:31:10,201 THAT'S GOOD, TOO, BUT LET'S GO WITH "THINK GOD." 605 00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:12,002 SHINGO CAME UP WITH THAT ONE. 606 00:31:12,002 --> 00:31:13,571 I HAD A HUNCH HE WOULD. 607 00:31:13,571 --> 00:31:16,707 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SPREAD THE SLOGAN AROUND? 608 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,310 YOU'VE DONE SUCH A GOOD JOB, 609 00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:21,012 I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU DO IT. 610 00:31:21,012 --> 00:31:24,014 ME? I WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE TO START. 611 00:31:24,014 --> 00:31:26,149 WHY NOT START WITH YOUR FRIENDS? 612 00:31:26,150 --> 00:31:28,752 BUT A WHOLE BIG ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN? 613 00:31:28,752 --> 00:31:30,154 HOW WOULD I DO THAT? 614 00:31:30,154 --> 00:31:31,889 YOU'LL FIND A WAY. 615 00:31:31,889 --> 00:31:33,290 THIS ISN'T FAIR. 616 00:31:33,290 --> 00:31:35,059 WHY DON'T YOU PICK ON SOMEBODY 617 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:37,161 WHO ISN'T BEHIND IN HER HOMEWORK? 618 00:31:37,161 --> 00:31:39,898 I'VE PICKED ON SOME GOOD PEOPLE. 619 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:42,765 YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY TO BE IN THEIR COMPANY. 620 00:31:42,766 --> 00:31:44,468 WELL, OK. 621 00:31:44,468 --> 00:31:48,506 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY EASY TO TURN DOWN. 622 00:31:51,909 --> 00:31:54,111 SO THAT'S WHAT WE'VE GOT TO DO-- 623 00:31:54,111 --> 00:31:56,647 WRITE "THINK GOD" ALL OVER THE PLACE. 624 00:31:56,647 --> 00:31:58,983 ON WALLS, ON SIDEWALKS, 625 00:31:58,983 --> 00:32:01,586 WE'VE GOT TO STICK SIGNS ON TREES, 626 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:05,189 CAR BUMPERS, TELEPHONE POLES, EVERYWHERE. 627 00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:08,625 WE WANT IT ALL OVER. "THINK GOD." 628 00:32:08,625 --> 00:32:09,994 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? 629 00:32:09,994 --> 00:32:11,061 WHAT? 630 00:32:11,061 --> 00:32:12,629 I THINK YOU'RE A LOONY. 631 00:32:12,629 --> 00:32:14,932 [LAUGHTER] 632 00:32:14,932 --> 00:32:17,135 IF I'M GOING TO WRITE ON WALLS, 633 00:32:17,135 --> 00:32:19,069 I'M NOT WRITING "THINK GOD." 634 00:32:19,069 --> 00:32:21,272 THE THINGS YOU WRITE ON WALLS 635 00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:23,573 WOULD FOG UP YOUR GLASSES. 636 00:32:23,574 --> 00:32:26,411 COME ON, YOU GUYS. LET TRACY TALK. 637 00:32:26,411 --> 00:32:29,213 LISTEN. THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. 638 00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:31,950 WE ALL TAKE GOD TOO MUCH FOR GRANTED. 639 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,485 WE SHOULD REMIND PEOPLE TO THINK ABOUT HIM. 640 00:32:34,485 --> 00:32:37,353 IF NOT FOR HIM, WE WOULDN'T BE HERE. 641 00:32:37,354 --> 00:32:39,790 THAT WILL SHAKE UP MY PARENTS. 642 00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:40,992 HA HA HA! 643 00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:40,992 HA HA HA! 644 00:32:40,992 --> 00:32:43,094 I THINK TRACY'S GOT A NEAT IDEA. 645 00:32:43,094 --> 00:32:44,829 LET'S DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR A CHANGE. 646 00:32:44,829 --> 00:32:48,197 LET'S VOTE. ALL IN FAVOR, RAISE YOUR HANDS. 647 00:32:48,198 --> 00:32:49,533 YAY! 648 00:32:48,198 --> 00:32:49,533 YAY! 649 00:32:48,198 --> 00:32:49,533 YAY! 650 00:32:48,198 --> 00:32:49,533 YAY! 651 00:32:49,533 --> 00:32:51,101 WHAT IS THIS? 652 00:32:51,101 --> 00:32:53,104 WHAT ARE WE, RELIGIOUS FREAKS? 653 00:32:53,104 --> 00:32:55,506 NEXT YOU'LL HAVE US SHAVING OUR HEADS. 654 00:32:55,506 --> 00:32:57,508 I'VE HEARD SOME DUMB IDEAS, 655 00:32:57,508 --> 00:32:59,443 I'VE HEARD SOME CRAZY IDEAS, 656 00:32:59,443 --> 00:33:01,946 BUT THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE, 657 00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:03,347 AND IT SHOULD TAKE THE CAKE 658 00:33:03,347 --> 00:33:06,384 BECAUSE IT'S THE GREATEST IDEA I EVER HEARD. 659 00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:09,387 LET'S GET TOGETHER AND PUT THIS THING OVER. 660 00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:11,722 LET'S GO! 661 00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:11,722 YEAH! 662 00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:11,722 YEAH! 663 00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:11,722 YEAH! 664 00:33:11,722 --> 00:33:13,691 WHAT MADE ME SAY THAT? 665 00:34:15,253 --> 00:34:18,255 HEY! HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 666 00:34:18,255 --> 00:34:21,492 GO ON, GO ON. GET OUT OF HERE. 667 00:34:41,210 --> 00:34:45,283 THERE. NOW, THAT LOOKS BETTER. 668 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,515 TRACY? 669 00:35:51,515 --> 00:35:53,317 YES? 670 00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:56,253 TRACY, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 671 00:35:56,253 --> 00:35:58,656 CAN'T IT WAIT? I'M AWFUL HUNGRY. 672 00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:01,558 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 673 00:36:01,559 --> 00:36:05,296 GOT THE NOTE FROM MISS HUDSON, HUH? 674 00:36:05,296 --> 00:36:06,696 SIT DOWN. 675 00:36:06,696 --> 00:36:09,098 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A THING. 676 00:36:09,099 --> 00:36:11,702 I'LL CATCH UP ON MY HOMEWORK. 677 00:36:11,702 --> 00:36:14,171 TRACY, SIT DOWN. 678 00:36:14,171 --> 00:36:15,906 WHEN IS DINNER? 679 00:36:15,906 --> 00:36:17,275 PARK IT. 680 00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:23,513 TRACY... 681 00:36:25,249 --> 00:36:29,053 HARRIET STOPPED BY THE OFFICE TODAY, 682 00:36:29,053 --> 00:36:33,924 AND SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE SAW YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF 683 00:36:33,924 --> 00:36:35,526 AT THE RED DRAGON, 684 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:38,161 THAT YOU WERE DOING THE SAME THING AT McDONALD'S. 685 00:36:38,161 --> 00:36:39,463 WHAT'S GOING ON? 686 00:36:39,463 --> 00:36:42,066 I WASN'T TALKING TO MYSELF. 687 00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:44,268 WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO? 688 00:36:46,837 --> 00:36:48,939 WAS IT THE SAME PERSON YOU WERE TALKING TO 689 00:36:48,939 --> 00:36:50,774 THE OTHER NIGHT? 690 00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:55,880 TRACY? 691 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,781 YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME. 692 00:36:57,781 --> 00:36:59,350 I WILL. 693 00:37:01,251 --> 00:37:03,353 GOD. 694 00:37:03,353 --> 00:37:06,323 WHAT'S GOD GOT TO DO WITH IT? 695 00:37:06,323 --> 00:37:09,859 HE'S THE ONE I'VE BEEN TALKING TO. 696 00:37:10,928 --> 00:37:12,830 OH, GOD. 697 00:37:13,897 --> 00:37:16,601 OH, GOD. 698 00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:18,469 YOU MEAN YOU'VE BEEN PRAYING TO GOD, 699 00:37:18,469 --> 00:37:19,836 SORT OF OUT LOUD? 700 00:37:19,836 --> 00:37:22,906 NO. HE TALKS TO ME, AND I TALK TO HIM. 701 00:37:22,906 --> 00:37:26,509 YOU MEAN, YOU ACTUALLY HEARD HIM? 702 00:37:26,510 --> 00:37:28,045 SURE, I HEARD HIM. 703 00:37:28,045 --> 00:37:29,714 HE WAS IN THE DEN. 704 00:37:36,387 --> 00:37:39,056 YOU MEAN YOU SAW HIM, TOO? 705 00:37:39,056 --> 00:37:40,858 UH-HUH. 706 00:37:43,460 --> 00:37:45,496 OH, TRACY. 707 00:37:46,830 --> 00:37:48,365 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 708 00:37:48,365 --> 00:37:50,399 YOU'RE IMAGINING THINGS, HONEY. 709 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,370 PEOPLE JUST DON'T SEE AND CHAT WITH GOD. 710 00:37:53,370 --> 00:37:56,272 MOM, I SAW HIM, LOTS OF TIMES. 711 00:37:56,273 --> 00:37:58,843 I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME. 712 00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:04,148 SHINGO, THAT'S GREAT, BUT I CAN'T TALK. 713 00:38:04,148 --> 00:38:06,283 I'M TRYING TO DO MY HOMEWORK. 714 00:38:06,283 --> 00:38:07,851 HOMEWORK? WHO'S DOING HOMEWORK? 715 00:38:07,851 --> 00:38:09,986 WE'RE PRINTING, PAINTING, AND POSTING. 716 00:38:09,986 --> 00:38:12,189 MY COUSINS ARE DOING IT AT THEIR SCHOOL. 717 00:38:12,189 --> 00:38:13,457 IT'S SPREADING. 718 00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:14,525 THAT'S GREAT. 719 00:38:14,525 --> 00:38:16,060 THAT'S JUST FANTASTIC. 720 00:38:16,060 --> 00:38:17,895 KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 721 00:38:17,895 --> 00:38:19,163 YOU CAN TAKE OVER. 722 00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:20,531 YOU STARTED IT! 723 00:38:20,531 --> 00:38:24,301 I KNOW, BUT YOU CAN FINISH IT. GOODBYE, SHINGO. 724 00:38:24,301 --> 00:38:26,404 WAIT. TRACY, I-- 725 00:38:32,175 --> 00:38:34,245 OH, HI. 726 00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:37,047 TRACY, YOU CAN'T QUIT. 727 00:38:37,047 --> 00:38:39,050 I JUST DID. 728 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:40,851 YOU'RE OFF TO A GREAT START. 729 00:38:40,851 --> 00:38:43,820 YOU'RE DOING A SUPER JOB FOR A GREAT CAUSE. 730 00:38:43,820 --> 00:38:46,457 AND GETTING INTO SUPER TROUBLE. 731 00:38:48,325 --> 00:38:50,060 WELCOME TO THE CLUB. 732 00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:52,763 THERE ARE SOME HEAVY HITTERS IN THAT LINEUP. 733 00:38:52,763 --> 00:38:56,100 SOCRATES, MARTIN LUTHER KING, 734 00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:59,002 MAHATMA GANDHI, ABE LINCOLN. 735 00:38:59,002 --> 00:39:00,337 I'M JUST A KID. 736 00:39:00,337 --> 00:39:04,875 I TOLD MY MOM, AND NOW SHE THINKS I'M BANANAS. 737 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,810 IT NEVER FAILS. 738 00:39:06,810 --> 00:39:09,145 SHE'S REALLY UPTIGHT ABOUT IT. 739 00:39:09,146 --> 00:39:11,414 BANANAS. I HATE THAT EXPRESSION. 740 00:39:11,414 --> 00:39:13,484 I MAKE A BEAUTIFUL FRUIT, 741 00:39:13,484 --> 00:39:15,352 AND PEOPLE USE IT FOR CRAZY. 742 00:39:15,352 --> 00:39:17,721 MY TEACHER'S ON MY BACK, TOO. 743 00:39:17,721 --> 00:39:21,425 I'VE BEEN SO BUSY, I HAVEN'T DONE ANY HOMEWORK. 744 00:39:21,425 --> 00:39:23,027 LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 745 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:26,496 ABOUT A ZILLION PROBLEMS TO MAKE UP, THAT'S ALL. 746 00:39:26,496 --> 00:39:29,734 LET ME SEE. MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU. 747 00:39:33,337 --> 00:39:36,306 MATHEMATICS. THAT WAS A MISTAKE. 748 00:39:36,306 --> 00:39:39,376 I SHOULD HAVE MADE THE WHOLE THING EASIER. 749 00:39:39,376 --> 00:39:41,578 YOU MAKE MISTAKES? 750 00:39:41,578 --> 00:39:43,647 NOBODY'S PERFECT. 751 00:39:43,647 --> 00:39:46,650 I BLEW IT WITH THE DEAD SEA. 752 00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:49,653 ALL THAT SALT AND NO LIFE IN IT. 753 00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:51,254 AND THE FLAMINGO-- 754 00:39:51,254 --> 00:39:52,522 BEAUTIFUL BIRD, 755 00:39:52,523 --> 00:39:55,058 AND I PUT THE KNEECAPS ON BACKWARDS. 756 00:39:55,058 --> 00:39:57,427 AND I COULD HAVE FOUND A BETTER WAY 757 00:39:57,427 --> 00:39:59,596 FOR A SKUNK TO DEFEND HIMSELF. 758 00:39:59,596 --> 00:40:03,066 AND YOU SURE GOOFED WITH THE GIRAFFE. 759 00:40:03,066 --> 00:40:04,667 GIRAFFE? 760 00:40:04,668 --> 00:40:06,670 WHY'D YOU MAKE THE NECK SO LONG? 761 00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:09,506 SO HE COULD EAT THE LEAVES OFF THE TREES. 762 00:40:09,506 --> 00:40:11,908 WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE THE TREES SHORTER? 763 00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:15,512 WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU? 764 00:40:15,512 --> 00:40:17,414 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 765 00:40:17,414 --> 00:40:18,949 THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 766 00:40:18,949 --> 00:40:20,750 I KNOW, IT'S AWFUL. 767 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:22,686 A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, 768 00:40:22,686 --> 00:40:24,822 SHE WAS ACTING A LITTLE STRANGELY. 769 00:40:24,822 --> 00:40:28,392 YES. SHE WAS ASKING ME SOME QUESTIONS 770 00:40:28,392 --> 00:40:30,560 ABOUT GOD AND HOW I'D HANDLE 771 00:40:30,561 --> 00:40:31,829 AN ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN FOR HIM. 772 00:40:31,829 --> 00:40:34,097 I DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 773 00:40:34,097 --> 00:40:36,700 I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENS. 774 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:39,035 DO YOU SUPPOSE SHE'S MAKING IT UP, 775 00:40:39,036 --> 00:40:41,572 YOU KNOW, AS A PLAY FOR ATTENTION? 776 00:40:41,572 --> 00:40:43,106 OH, COME ON, DON. 777 00:40:43,106 --> 00:40:45,609 IF TRACY'S ONE THING, SHE'S TRUTHFUL. 778 00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:48,511 I DON'T THINK SHE'S EVER TOLD A LIE. 779 00:40:52,382 --> 00:40:54,985 I'M SORRY I WAS SO CRABBY. 780 00:40:54,985 --> 00:40:56,386 I UNDERSTAND. 781 00:40:56,386 --> 00:40:58,055 HERE'S YOUR HOMEWORK. 782 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:02,959 WOW. THANKS. 783 00:41:02,959 --> 00:41:03,993 GOD. 784 00:41:03,994 --> 00:41:05,229 YEAH? 785 00:41:05,229 --> 00:41:06,964 WHO DO YOU PRAY TO? 786 00:41:08,031 --> 00:41:13,437 ME? WELL, SOMETIMES I TALK TO MYSELF. 787 00:41:13,437 --> 00:41:16,038 IT MUST BE REAL LONESOME UP THERE. 788 00:41:16,039 --> 00:41:17,341 WELL, WHEN I SNEEZE, 789 00:41:17,341 --> 00:41:19,977 THERE'S NO ONE AROUND TO BLESS ME. 790 00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:21,144 TRACY! 791 00:41:21,144 --> 00:41:23,413 UH-OH, NOW IT'S MY DAD. 792 00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:25,049 I'VE GOT TO GO. 793 00:41:28,351 --> 00:41:29,953 AND BLESS YOU, GOD. 794 00:41:29,953 --> 00:41:32,256 THAT'S FOR YOUR NEXT SNEEZE. 795 00:41:35,392 --> 00:41:40,363 MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE MADE THE TREES A LITTLE SHORTER. 796 00:41:40,363 --> 00:41:41,498 HI, DADDY. 797 00:41:41,498 --> 00:41:43,234 HI, SWEETHEART. 798 00:41:44,367 --> 00:41:45,902 HOW'S MY BABY? 799 00:41:45,902 --> 00:41:47,071 OK. 800 00:41:55,312 --> 00:41:56,645 SO, UH... 801 00:41:56,646 --> 00:41:58,249 MOM TOLD YOU, HUH? 802 00:42:00,117 --> 00:42:01,385 LOOK, UM... 803 00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:03,320 SWEETHEART... 804 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:06,523 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES PEOPLE IMAGINE THINGS, 805 00:42:06,523 --> 00:42:07,624 UH... 806 00:42:07,624 --> 00:42:09,459 KIDS IN PARTICULAR. 807 00:42:09,459 --> 00:42:11,127 I DIDN'T IMAGINE IT. 808 00:42:11,128 --> 00:42:13,497 IT SEEMS SO REAL. 809 00:42:13,497 --> 00:42:15,531 IT REALLY SEEMS LIKE IT HAPPENED. 810 00:42:15,532 --> 00:42:17,801 I TALKED TO HIM. HE TALKED TO ME. 811 00:42:17,801 --> 00:42:20,569 YOUR IMAGINATION JUST RUNS RIGHT AWAY FROM YOU. 812 00:42:20,570 --> 00:42:23,540 DADDY, I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE. 813 00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:25,743 IT'S HARD FOR ME TO BELIEVE, 814 00:42:25,743 --> 00:42:27,278 BUT IT HAPPENED. 815 00:42:29,446 --> 00:42:30,948 IT HAPPENED? 816 00:42:30,948 --> 00:42:32,549 UH... 817 00:42:33,550 --> 00:42:35,586 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 818 00:42:35,586 --> 00:42:38,087 YOU'RE SAYING YOU ACTUALLY SAW GOD, 819 00:42:38,088 --> 00:42:40,690 I MEAN, AS A REAL PERSON? 820 00:42:40,690 --> 00:42:42,559 LOTS OF TIMES. 821 00:42:42,559 --> 00:42:45,695 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW HIM? 822 00:42:45,695 --> 00:42:48,565 HE JUST HELPED ME WITH MY MATH. 823 00:42:48,565 --> 00:42:50,234 OH, MY GOD. 824 00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:53,837 GOD WAS UPSTAIRS HELPING YOU WITH YOUR HOMEWORK? 825 00:42:53,837 --> 00:42:56,173 YEAH. HERE IT IS. 826 00:42:58,976 --> 00:43:00,110 UM... 827 00:43:00,110 --> 00:43:03,046 WELL, THIS MULTIPLICATION IS VERY GOOD, 828 00:43:03,046 --> 00:43:07,216 BUT, TRACY, SWEETHEART, THESE ARE YOUR NUMBERS. 829 00:43:07,217 --> 00:43:08,452 THAT'S YOUR WRITING. 830 00:43:08,452 --> 00:43:10,987 THAT WAS EASY FOR HIM TO DO. 831 00:43:10,987 --> 00:43:14,258 YEAH, I SUPPOSE IT WOULD BE. 832 00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:15,424 UM... 833 00:43:15,425 --> 00:43:17,360 RIGHT. WELL, UM... 834 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:20,263 OK. WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER, ALL RIGHT? 835 00:43:20,263 --> 00:43:22,732 WHY DON'T YOU, UM... 836 00:43:22,732 --> 00:43:24,601 WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK UPSTAIRS 837 00:43:24,601 --> 00:43:26,203 AND FINISH YOUR... 838 00:43:26,203 --> 00:43:28,806 YOUR STUDYING, OK? 839 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,351 BUT YOU BOTH THINK I'M BANANAS. 840 00:43:42,151 --> 00:43:44,921 OH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT. 841 00:43:44,921 --> 00:43:47,290 HE HATES THAT EXPRESSION. 842 00:43:57,367 --> 00:44:01,504 WHAT THE HELL HAS BEEN GOING ON HERE SINCE I LEFT? 843 00:44:01,504 --> 00:44:03,240 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 844 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:04,741 IF YOU SPENT LESS TIME 845 00:44:04,741 --> 00:44:06,110 PEDDLING THOSE OVERPRICED HOUSES, 846 00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:07,644 THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. 847 00:44:07,644 --> 00:44:09,712 I'VE NEVER NEGLECTED THAT CHILD, 848 00:44:09,712 --> 00:44:11,548 AND YOU KNOW IT. 849 00:44:11,548 --> 00:44:14,051 I'M NOT THE ONE WHO MOVED OUT. YOU ARE. 850 00:44:14,051 --> 00:44:15,819 LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT. 851 00:44:15,819 --> 00:44:17,320 THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM. 852 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,223 I'LL TAKE HER TO A CHILD PSYCHIATRIST. 853 00:44:20,223 --> 00:44:21,257 NO! 854 00:44:21,257 --> 00:44:22,526 NO WAY. NEVER. 855 00:44:22,526 --> 00:44:25,261 PAULA, SHE NEEDS HELP. 856 00:44:25,262 --> 00:44:26,664 LOOK. 857 00:44:27,864 --> 00:44:30,099 YOU TAKE CARE OF BOOBS, 858 00:44:30,099 --> 00:44:32,202 AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF TRACY. 859 00:44:32,202 --> 00:44:36,006 WE'RE NOT HERE TO ARGUE. SHE'S IN TROUBLE. 860 00:44:36,006 --> 00:44:37,473 WHAT ABOUT A MINISTER? 861 00:44:37,473 --> 00:44:38,875 HE COULD AT LEAST-- 862 00:44:38,875 --> 00:44:43,379 LOOK. WHY DO WE HAVE TO TAKE HER TO ANYBODY? 863 00:44:43,379 --> 00:44:45,781 I MEAN... 864 00:44:45,782 --> 00:44:48,852 MAYBE IT'S NOT ALL THAT BAD, YOU KNOW? 865 00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:51,955 SHE'S OURS. CAN'T WE... 866 00:44:51,955 --> 00:44:54,991 CAN'T WE JUST WORK IT OUT OURSELVES? 867 00:44:59,196 --> 00:45:01,565 OK. GIVE IT A COUPLE OF DAYS. 868 00:45:01,565 --> 00:45:05,535 MAYBE SHE'LL JUST SNAP OUT OF IT. 869 00:45:05,535 --> 00:45:07,203 I'LL CALL YOU. 870 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,143 GOD HELPED HER WITH HER HOMEWORK. 871 00:45:13,143 --> 00:45:15,846 TERRIFIC. JUST TERRIFIC. 872 00:45:48,212 --> 00:45:50,414 [BELL RINGS] 873 00:46:22,379 --> 00:46:25,081 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE? 874 00:46:25,081 --> 00:46:26,983 EVERYWHERE I LOOK, "THINK GOD." 875 00:46:26,983 --> 00:46:28,451 WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS? 876 00:46:28,451 --> 00:46:30,320 OH, IT'S TRACY RICHARDS. 877 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,890 WHO'S TRACY RICHARDS? WHAT GRADE IS SHE IN? 878 00:46:32,890 --> 00:46:35,025 SHE'S IN MISS HUDSON'S CLASS. 879 00:46:35,025 --> 00:46:37,827 GET HER IN HERE AND MISS HUDSON, TOO. 880 00:46:37,827 --> 00:46:40,831 I'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. 881 00:46:40,831 --> 00:46:44,501 ARE WE RUNNING A SCHOOL OR A MONASTERY? 882 00:47:02,819 --> 00:47:04,954 UH, NOW, MR. AND MRS. RICHARDS, 883 00:47:04,954 --> 00:47:07,523 SINCE THIS IS A BEHAVIOR PROBLEM, 884 00:47:07,523 --> 00:47:10,927 I'VE ASKED DR. YOUNG, OUR SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGIST, 885 00:47:10,927 --> 00:47:13,230 TO, UH...SIT IN. 886 00:47:13,230 --> 00:47:15,899 SHE'S A LITTLE BEHIND IN HER HOMEWORK, BUT-- 887 00:47:15,899 --> 00:47:18,634 OH, IT'S WAY BEYOND THAT, MRS. RICHARDS. 888 00:47:18,635 --> 00:47:22,238 HAVE YOU SEEN ALL THOSE "THINK GOD" SIGNS AROUND? 889 00:47:22,238 --> 00:47:26,442 WELL, TRACY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WHOLE THING. 890 00:47:26,442 --> 00:47:29,412 SHE HELD A MEETING, GOT KIDS WORKED UP. 891 00:47:29,412 --> 00:47:32,182 NOW THEY'RE ALL RUNNING AROUND WRITING, 892 00:47:32,182 --> 00:47:34,716 TACKING UP SIGNS. 893 00:47:34,717 --> 00:47:36,653 WHAT, EXACTLY, IS SO AWFUL 894 00:47:36,653 --> 00:47:38,388 ABOUT WRITING "THINK GOD"? 895 00:47:38,388 --> 00:47:39,622 I MEAN-- 896 00:47:39,622 --> 00:47:43,259 YEAH, I MEAN, IF KIDS ARE GOING TO WRITE ON WALLS, 897 00:47:43,260 --> 00:47:46,263 THEY MIGHT AS WELL WRITE SOMETHING NICE. 898 00:47:46,263 --> 00:47:48,765 I AGREE, BUT THE POINT IS, 899 00:47:48,765 --> 00:47:52,035 RELIGION IN THE SCHOOLS IS A VERY SENSITIVE AREA. 900 00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:53,403 IT IS NOT ALLOWED. 901 00:47:53,403 --> 00:47:56,439 SHE'S GOT THE WHOLE PLACE IN AN UPROAR. 902 00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:58,841 SHE'S DISRUPTED THE ENTIRE SCHOOL. 903 00:47:58,841 --> 00:48:00,676 SHE'S NEVER BEEN A TROUBLEMAKER. 904 00:48:00,677 --> 00:48:03,613 SHE'S CERTAINLY MAKING UP FOR IT THIS TIME. 905 00:48:03,613 --> 00:48:06,015 I HAD A TALK WITH HER. 906 00:48:06,015 --> 00:48:08,917 I TOLD HER TO CUT ALL THIS OUT. 907 00:48:08,918 --> 00:48:10,720 SHE SAID SHE COULDN'T. 908 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:12,656 SHE COULDN'T? 909 00:48:12,656 --> 00:48:14,624 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE. 910 00:48:14,624 --> 00:48:18,361 WOULD YOU BRING IN TRACY, PLEASE? 911 00:48:19,896 --> 00:48:22,365 IF YOU CAN'T GET HER TO COOPERATE, 912 00:48:22,365 --> 00:48:25,935 I'LL SIMPLY HAVE TO SUSPEND HER FROM SCHOOL. 913 00:48:30,974 --> 00:48:32,242 I'M SORRY. 914 00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:35,178 TRACY, WOULD YOU SIT DOWN, PLEASE? 915 00:48:38,715 --> 00:48:42,119 YOUR PARENTS WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU. 916 00:48:52,629 --> 00:48:54,264 TRACY... 917 00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:59,069 YOU REALLY HAVE TO COOPERATE. 918 00:48:59,069 --> 00:49:01,772 I MEAN, MR. BENSON IS RIGHT. 919 00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:04,441 YOU'VE DISRUPTED THE ENTIRE SCHOOL. 920 00:49:04,441 --> 00:49:08,011 WELL, UNLESS THIS THING STOPS, 921 00:49:08,011 --> 00:49:09,445 THEY'RE GOING TO SUSPEND YOU. 922 00:49:09,445 --> 00:49:12,149 YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN, DO YOU, SWEETHEART? 923 00:49:19,122 --> 00:49:20,589 OK, MOM. 924 00:49:20,590 --> 00:49:22,492 I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 925 00:49:22,492 --> 00:49:25,595 I'LL TELL THE KIDS TO CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF. 926 00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:29,700 WELL, NOW, THAT'S ALL WE ASK. 927 00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:35,037 ALL RIGHT, TRACY. YOU CAN GO BACK TO CLASS NOW. 928 00:49:35,037 --> 00:49:36,606 THANK YOU, MR. BENSON. 929 00:49:36,606 --> 00:49:37,740 BYE, MOMMY. 930 00:49:37,740 --> 00:49:38,942 GOODBYE, SWEETHEART. 931 00:49:38,942 --> 00:49:40,377 SEE YOU SATURDAY, DADDY. 932 00:49:40,377 --> 00:49:41,645 BYE, BABY. 933 00:49:45,248 --> 00:49:47,851 BUT BEFORE I TELL THE KIDS TO STOP, 934 00:49:47,851 --> 00:49:49,686 I HAVE TO ASK HIM. 935 00:49:51,621 --> 00:49:53,023 ASK WHO? 936 00:49:54,791 --> 00:49:56,560 ASK WHO, TRACY? 937 00:50:06,469 --> 00:50:07,670 GOD. 938 00:50:07,670 --> 00:50:09,606 OH, GOD. 939 00:50:11,107 --> 00:50:14,411 HE'S THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU TO DO THIS? 940 00:50:14,411 --> 00:50:18,681 YEAH. IT WAS PART HIS IDEA AND PART MINE. 941 00:50:18,681 --> 00:50:20,383 OH. 942 00:50:20,383 --> 00:50:22,452 WHEN YOU TALKED TO HIM, 943 00:50:22,452 --> 00:50:24,721 DID HE TALK TO YOU, TOO? 944 00:50:24,721 --> 00:50:27,491 YES. HE TALKED TO ME FIRST. 945 00:50:27,491 --> 00:50:29,392 I SEE. 946 00:50:29,392 --> 00:50:31,294 WE TALKED QUITE A FEW TIMES. 947 00:50:31,294 --> 00:50:33,562 WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME? 948 00:50:33,563 --> 00:50:37,033 THE FIRST TIME I TALKED TO HIM OR SAW HIM? 949 00:50:37,033 --> 00:50:39,035 YOU SAW HIM? 950 00:50:39,035 --> 00:50:41,837 SURE. 951 00:50:41,838 --> 00:50:43,773 WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE? 952 00:50:43,773 --> 00:50:46,342 WELL, HE WEARS GLASSES, 953 00:50:46,342 --> 00:50:48,378 AND HE'S GOT GRAY HAIR, 954 00:50:48,378 --> 00:50:51,181 AND HE'S A VERY NICE-LOOKING MAN. 955 00:50:51,181 --> 00:50:53,350 I'M SURE. 956 00:50:55,452 --> 00:50:58,321 HOW DID YOU FIRST MEET HIM? 957 00:50:59,789 --> 00:51:01,224 IN A CHINESE RESTAURANT. 958 00:51:01,224 --> 00:51:05,095 HE SENT ME A MESSAGE IN A FORTUNE COOKIE. 959 00:51:06,763 --> 00:51:07,897 UH... 960 00:51:07,897 --> 00:51:09,265 TRACY, WOULD YOU, UH... 961 00:51:09,265 --> 00:51:12,669 WAIT OUT IN THE HALL, PLEASE? 962 00:51:22,745 --> 00:51:24,279 YOUR CHILD NEEDS HELP. 963 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,216 SHE IS OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY. 964 00:51:27,216 --> 00:51:28,817 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 965 00:51:28,818 --> 00:51:30,887 I HAVE MY RESPONSIBILITY. 966 00:51:30,887 --> 00:51:33,757 I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS, MR. AND MRS. RICHARDS, 967 00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:38,194 BUT, AS OF NOW, TRACY IS SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL. 968 00:51:38,194 --> 00:51:39,796 FOR HOW LONG? 969 00:51:39,796 --> 00:51:41,431 UNTIL SHE'S WELL. 970 00:51:42,632 --> 00:51:46,002 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, SUSPENDING TRACY? 971 00:51:46,002 --> 00:51:49,072 SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. 972 00:51:49,072 --> 00:51:50,507 IF THEY'RE GOING TO THROW HER OUT, 973 00:51:50,507 --> 00:51:52,008 WHY DON'T THEY THROW US OUT? 974 00:51:52,008 --> 00:51:53,710 WE'VE ALL BEEN WRITING "THINK GOD." 975 00:51:53,710 --> 00:51:55,345 WHAT WILL WE DO? 976 00:51:55,345 --> 00:51:57,913 WE WON'T TAKE IT LYING DOWN. 977 00:51:57,914 --> 00:52:00,450 WE'LL FIGHT BACK. 978 00:52:05,922 --> 00:52:07,357 AND ANOTHER THING, 979 00:52:07,357 --> 00:52:09,926 EVERYBODY IS TRYING TO HELP ME. 980 00:52:09,926 --> 00:52:11,328 I DON'T NEED HELP. 981 00:52:11,328 --> 00:52:12,962 I FEEL FINE. 982 00:52:12,962 --> 00:52:14,364 I'M PERFECTLY NORMAL. 983 00:52:14,364 --> 00:52:16,766 YOU OUGHT TO BE PROUD OF ME. 984 00:52:16,766 --> 00:52:19,502 NOT EVERYBODY GETS PICKED BY GOD. 985 00:52:19,502 --> 00:52:21,770 I'M IN A PRETTY GOOD CLUB-- 986 00:52:21,771 --> 00:52:25,208 SOCRATES, ABE LINCOLN, AND PEOPLE LIKE THAT. 987 00:52:36,286 --> 00:52:37,554 MR. AND MRS. RICHARDS, 988 00:52:37,554 --> 00:52:40,757 THE DOCTOR WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU FIRST. 989 00:52:43,593 --> 00:52:46,763 WE'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE, BABY. 990 00:52:54,637 --> 00:52:57,073 HIYA, TRACY. 991 00:52:57,073 --> 00:52:58,473 OH, HELLO. 992 00:52:58,474 --> 00:53:01,243 I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU WERE GOING TO SHOW UP. 993 00:53:01,243 --> 00:53:02,612 EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL, 994 00:53:02,612 --> 00:53:05,348 AND NOW YOU'RE A LITTLE UPSET ABOUT THIS? 995 00:53:05,348 --> 00:53:07,483 NO. I'M FINE. 996 00:53:07,483 --> 00:53:10,553 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE UPSET. 997 00:53:10,553 --> 00:53:13,557 I KNOW YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO DO, 998 00:53:13,557 --> 00:53:16,625 BUT YOU WOULDN'T FORGET ABOUT ME, WOULD YOU? 999 00:53:16,625 --> 00:53:19,829 WELL, YOU ARE A LITTLE WORRIED, AREN'T YOU? 1000 00:53:19,829 --> 00:53:22,098 I GUESS I AM. 1001 00:53:22,098 --> 00:53:23,333 LET ME... 1002 00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:25,601 LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. 1003 00:53:25,601 --> 00:53:28,537 THERE WAS THIS TIGER IN THE JUNGLE, 1004 00:53:28,537 --> 00:53:31,073 AND HE GOT A THORN IN HIS PAW. 1005 00:53:31,073 --> 00:53:32,375 IT WAS VERY PAINFUL. 1006 00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:34,811 THIS LITTLE CAT SAW THIS 1007 00:53:34,811 --> 00:53:37,514 AND PULLED THE THORN OUT OF HIS PAW. 1008 00:53:37,514 --> 00:53:40,016 THIS MADE THE TIGER VERY HAPPY. 1009 00:53:40,016 --> 00:53:43,119 THE CAT SAYS, "I'VE DONE YOU A FAVOR. 1010 00:53:43,119 --> 00:53:44,353 YOU DO ME ONE." 1011 00:53:44,353 --> 00:53:46,155 THE TIGER SAYS, "ANYTHING." 1012 00:53:46,155 --> 00:53:48,691 THE CAT SAYS, "WHENEVER I'M IN THE JUNGLE, 1013 00:53:48,691 --> 00:53:50,792 I'M SCARED OF THE ANIMALS." 1014 00:53:50,793 --> 00:53:53,229 THE TIGER SAYS, "NO PROBLEM. 1015 00:53:53,229 --> 00:53:55,497 "WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE JUNGLE, 1016 00:53:55,498 --> 00:53:56,766 "HOLD YOUR HEAD UP, 1017 00:53:56,766 --> 00:53:58,634 "SHAKE IT, WAG YOUR TAIL, 1018 00:53:58,634 --> 00:54:01,304 AND THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE A TIGER." 1019 00:54:01,304 --> 00:54:05,341 THE LITTLE CAT GOT AWAY WITH IT FOR THREE YEARS. 1020 00:54:05,341 --> 00:54:08,911 ONE DAY SHE MET THE TIGER. 1021 00:54:08,911 --> 00:54:11,914 SHE WAS SHAKING HER HEAD, WAGGING HER TAIL. 1022 00:54:11,914 --> 00:54:16,086 THE TIGER SAYS, "YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHAKE AND WAG AT ME. 1023 00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:17,854 I KNOW YOU'RE A CAT." 1024 00:54:22,058 --> 00:54:23,693 THAT'S IT? 1025 00:54:23,693 --> 00:54:25,094 THAT'S IT. 1026 00:54:25,094 --> 00:54:27,330 WHAT'S THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME? 1027 00:54:27,330 --> 00:54:29,199 NOTHING. IT'S A CUTE STORY. 1028 00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:32,335 I THOUGHT IT MIGHT CHEER YOU UP. 1029 00:54:34,370 --> 00:54:36,940 THAT'S BETTER. 1030 00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:39,642 YOU'VE BEEN SEPARATED SEVEN MONTHS, RIGHT? 1031 00:54:39,642 --> 00:54:41,009 YES. 1032 00:54:41,010 --> 00:54:42,778 FROM WHAT YOU'VE SAID, 1033 00:54:42,778 --> 00:54:45,314 TRACY'S CONTACTS WITH GOD 1034 00:54:45,314 --> 00:54:48,084 USUALLY TAKE PLACE IN EATING AREAS. 1035 00:54:48,084 --> 00:54:49,451 THE CHINESE RESTAURANT, 1036 00:54:49,451 --> 00:54:51,754 McDONALD'S, AN ICE CREAM CART. 1037 00:54:51,754 --> 00:54:55,124 THEY'VE ALL TAKEN PLACE SINCE YOU, MR. RICHARDS, 1038 00:54:55,124 --> 00:54:58,127 LEFT THE HOUSE FOLLOWING YOUR SEPARATION. 1039 00:54:58,127 --> 00:55:00,797 SO, OBVIOUSLY, 1040 00:55:00,797 --> 00:55:04,300 TRACY HAS CREATED A FANTASY FATHER FIGURE 1041 00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:05,602 AS A SUBSTITUTE 1042 00:55:05,602 --> 00:55:07,569 TO GIVE HER THE EMOTIONAL NURTURING 1043 00:55:07,570 --> 00:55:10,306 SHE CRAVES FROM HER MISSING FATHER. 1044 00:55:10,306 --> 00:55:11,607 ARE YOU SURE? 1045 00:55:11,607 --> 00:55:14,043 ONE IS NEVER COMPLETELY SURE, 1046 00:55:14,043 --> 00:55:16,179 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE YOU SAID 1047 00:55:16,179 --> 00:55:17,813 THAT'S VERY INTRIGUING. 1048 00:55:17,813 --> 00:55:20,816 TRACY'S FANTASY FATHER, GOD, 1049 00:55:20,816 --> 00:55:23,886 LIKE HER REAL FATHER, IS INTERESTED IN ADVERTISING 1050 00:55:23,887 --> 00:55:26,923 OR SPREADING A MESSAGE, SO TO SPEAK. 1051 00:55:26,923 --> 00:55:28,723 WELL, THAT'S TRUE. 1052 00:55:28,724 --> 00:55:30,860 WELL, THESE ARE ONLY THEORIES. 1053 00:55:30,860 --> 00:55:33,963 I'LL HAVE TO GIVE TRACY A SERIES OF TESTS 1054 00:55:33,963 --> 00:55:35,298 TO VERIFY THEM. 1055 00:55:35,298 --> 00:55:37,033 BRING BACK TRACY! 1056 00:55:37,033 --> 00:55:38,668 BRING BACK TRACY! 1057 00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:41,004 BRING BACK TRACY! 1058 00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:42,605 BRING BACK TRACY! 1059 00:55:42,605 --> 00:55:44,540 BRING BACK TRACY! 1060 00:55:44,540 --> 00:55:46,576 BRING BACK TRACY! 1061 00:55:46,576 --> 00:55:48,278 BRING BACK TRACY! 1062 00:55:48,278 --> 00:55:50,346 BRING BACK TRACY! 1063 00:55:50,346 --> 00:55:52,015 BRING BACK TRACY! 1064 00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:53,950 BRING BACK TRACY! 1065 00:56:20,710 --> 00:56:21,977 OOH! 1066 00:56:21,977 --> 00:56:23,578 OW. 1067 00:56:23,579 --> 00:56:27,383 WHAT'S YOUR FIRST MEMORY INVOLVING A PERSON? 1068 00:56:27,383 --> 00:56:30,919 I CAN REMEMBER MY DAD PEELING AN APPLE. 1069 00:57:29,579 --> 00:57:31,981 NOW, TODAY, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME 1070 00:57:31,981 --> 00:57:36,152 IF THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE OR IMAGINARY CHARACTERS. 1071 00:57:36,152 --> 00:57:38,321 ROBERT REDFORD. 1072 00:57:38,321 --> 00:57:40,190 HE'S REAL. 1073 00:57:41,524 --> 00:57:43,159 GEORGE WASHINGTON. 1074 00:57:43,159 --> 00:57:45,028 WAS HE REAL? 1075 00:57:45,028 --> 00:57:46,462 OF COURSE. 1076 00:57:49,465 --> 00:57:51,601 BUGS BUNNY. 1077 00:57:51,601 --> 00:57:53,602 REAL OR IMAGINARY? 1078 00:57:53,602 --> 00:57:55,971 OH, COME ON, DOCTOR. 1079 00:57:55,971 --> 00:57:58,641 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THESE SLIDES 1080 00:57:58,641 --> 00:58:00,477 AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE? 1081 00:58:03,212 --> 00:58:05,515 EGG FOO YUNG. 1082 00:58:08,617 --> 00:58:12,455 OK. WHAT ABOUT THIS? 1083 00:58:12,455 --> 00:58:14,824 SHRIMP IN LOBSTER SAUCE. 1084 00:58:17,527 --> 00:58:19,295 AND THIS? 1085 00:58:19,295 --> 00:58:21,096 SPAGHETTI. 1086 00:58:21,096 --> 00:58:23,232 "THE TASTE OF MAMA." 1087 00:58:23,232 --> 00:58:26,000 YOU SEEM TO ASSOCIATE EVERYTHING WITH FOOD. 1088 00:58:26,001 --> 00:58:28,504 THAT SEEMS VERY SIGNIFICANT. 1089 00:58:28,504 --> 00:58:31,174 IT COULD ALSO BE I'M STARVED. 1090 00:58:35,010 --> 00:58:36,179 AH. 1091 00:58:37,513 --> 00:58:38,882 THERE IS NO EVIDENCE 1092 00:58:38,882 --> 00:58:41,551 OF ANY ORGANIC DISTURBANCE IN TRACY. 1093 00:58:41,551 --> 00:58:42,985 OH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 1094 00:58:42,985 --> 00:58:46,555 HOWEVER, THE EVALUATION IN THE BEHAVIORAL AREA 1095 00:58:46,555 --> 00:58:49,058 IS NOT ENCOURAGING. 1096 00:58:49,058 --> 00:58:51,727 TRACY IS STILL STEADFASTLY INSISTING 1097 00:58:51,727 --> 00:58:54,830 THAT SHE'S ACTUALLY SEEN AND SPOKEN WITH GOD... 1098 00:58:54,830 --> 00:58:57,133 A DELUSION THAT INDICATES 1099 00:58:57,133 --> 00:58:59,067 A REAL PSYCHOSIS. 1100 00:58:59,068 --> 00:59:00,736 PSYCHOSIS? 1101 00:59:00,736 --> 00:59:02,104 I'M AFRAID SO. 1102 00:59:03,272 --> 00:59:06,808 WHAT TRACY NEEDS IS OBSERVATION AND TREATMENT. 1103 00:59:06,809 --> 00:59:09,912 NOW, WE HAVE A FINE PLACE IN SANTA BARBARA 1104 00:59:09,912 --> 00:59:11,614 WHERE SHE'LL GET EXPERT CARE. 1105 00:59:11,614 --> 00:59:12,982 BEFORE YOU KNOW IT-- 1106 00:59:12,982 --> 00:59:16,619 WAIT. YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY SUGGESTING THAT... 1107 00:59:16,619 --> 00:59:19,655 THAT SHE BE PUT IN AN INSTITUTION, ARE YOU? 1108 00:59:19,655 --> 00:59:21,824 DON'T LET THAT WORD BOTHER YOU. 1109 00:59:21,824 --> 00:59:24,360 A BANK IS AN INSTITUTION. 1110 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:25,795 A SCHOOL, A SUPERMARKET, 1111 00:59:25,795 --> 00:59:27,964 EVERYTHING IS AN INSTITUTION. 1112 00:59:27,964 --> 00:59:31,033 THE FACT IS, THIS IS A NICE, PLEASANT 1113 00:59:31,033 --> 00:59:33,669 CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT WITH A TRAINED STAFF. 1114 00:59:33,669 --> 00:59:36,105 SHE'LL BE MUCH BETTER OFF THERE. 1115 00:59:36,105 --> 00:59:37,940 AND... 1116 00:59:37,940 --> 00:59:40,643 SHE HAS TO BE THERE. 1117 00:59:46,149 --> 00:59:48,384 IT'S, UM... 1118 00:59:48,384 --> 00:59:51,354 IT'S A KIND OF RANCH IN SANTA BARBARA, SWEETHEART, 1119 00:59:51,354 --> 00:59:52,988 ONLY, UH... 1120 00:59:52,988 --> 00:59:56,558 YOU WON'T HAVE TO GO FOR AT LEAST TWO DAYS. 1121 00:59:56,558 --> 00:59:59,195 AND YOU'LL BE BACK BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 1122 00:59:59,195 --> 01:00:02,531 DON'T BE SO UPTIGHT. I'M NOT WORRIED. 1123 01:00:02,531 --> 01:00:04,600 THAT'S A GOOD ATTITUDE. 1124 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,868 YOU'RE A VERY BRIGHT YOUNG LADY. 1125 01:00:06,869 --> 01:00:11,174 GOD WOULD NEVER LET THEM PUT ME INTO AN INSTITUTION. 1126 01:00:11,174 --> 01:00:12,708 I'M STARVED. 1127 01:00:12,708 --> 01:00:14,677 LET'S GO FOR LUNCH. 1128 01:00:16,879 --> 01:00:18,481 BRING BACK TRACY! 1129 01:00:18,481 --> 01:00:20,383 BRING BACK TRACY! 1130 01:00:20,383 --> 01:00:22,250 BRING BACK TRACY! 1131 01:00:22,251 --> 01:00:23,920 BRING BACK TRACY! 1132 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,788 BRING BACK TRACY! 1133 01:00:25,788 --> 01:00:27,890 BRING BACK TRACY! 1134 01:00:27,890 --> 01:00:29,392 BRING BACK TRACY! 1135 01:00:29,392 --> 01:00:31,493 BRING BACK TRACY! 1136 01:00:31,494 --> 01:00:32,828 BRING BACK TRACY! 1137 01:00:32,828 --> 01:00:34,530 BRING BACK TRACY! 1138 01:00:34,530 --> 01:00:36,132 BRING BACK TRACY! 1139 01:00:36,132 --> 01:00:37,767 BENSON IS RIGHT! 1140 01:00:37,767 --> 01:00:40,636 BENSON IS RIGHT! 1141 01:00:40,636 --> 01:00:42,404 BRING BACK TRACY! 1142 01:00:42,405 --> 01:00:44,207 BRING BACK TRACY! 1143 01:00:44,207 --> 01:00:45,808 BENSON IS RIGHT! 1144 01:00:45,808 --> 01:00:47,577 BENSON IS RIGHT! 1145 01:00:47,577 --> 01:00:49,245 BRING BACK TRACY! 1146 01:00:49,245 --> 01:00:51,314 BRING BACK TRACY! 1147 01:00:55,250 --> 01:00:57,820 [BELL JINGLES] 1148 01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:32,455 GOD? 1149 01:01:33,655 --> 01:01:35,158 GOD? 1150 01:01:36,392 --> 01:01:37,827 WHERE ARE YOU? 1151 01:01:37,827 --> 01:01:39,428 I NEED YOU. 1152 01:01:39,428 --> 01:01:40,897 IT'S BEEN DAYS. 1153 01:01:40,897 --> 01:01:44,232 TOMORROW THEY'RE PUTTING ME INTO AN INSTITUTION. 1154 01:01:44,233 --> 01:01:47,837 I'VE BEEN TO THREE CHURCHES AND A SYNAGOGUE. 1155 01:01:47,837 --> 01:01:51,240 I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 1156 01:02:15,464 --> 01:02:17,900 [THE TONIGHT SHOW THEME PLAYS] 1157 01:02:18,934 --> 01:02:20,803 FROM HOLLYWOOD, 1158 01:02:20,803 --> 01:02:24,138 THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JOHNNY CARSON. 1159 01:02:24,139 --> 01:02:26,809 THIS IS ED McMAHON ALONG WITH DOC SEVERINSEN 1160 01:02:26,809 --> 01:02:28,343 AND THE NBC ORCHESTRA 1161 01:02:28,343 --> 01:02:31,247 INVITING YOU TO JOIN JOHNNY AND HIS GUESTS... 1162 01:02:31,247 --> 01:02:32,181 BUDDY HACKETT, STEVE LAWRENCE, 1163 01:02:32,181 --> 01:02:34,083 AND DIZZY GILLESPIE. 1164 01:02:34,083 --> 01:02:36,352 AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1165 01:02:36,352 --> 01:02:38,620 HERE'S... 1166 01:02:38,621 --> 01:02:39,989 JOHNNY! 1167 01:03:20,663 --> 01:03:22,031 [POP] 1168 01:03:31,073 --> 01:03:32,741 TRACY, WHAT'S WRONG? 1169 01:03:32,741 --> 01:03:34,610 I CAME TO SAY GOODBYE. 1170 01:03:34,610 --> 01:03:35,811 I'M RUNNING AWAY. 1171 01:03:35,811 --> 01:03:37,679 THEY WON'T LOCK ME UP. 1172 01:03:37,679 --> 01:03:38,948 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1173 01:03:38,948 --> 01:03:42,350 I DON'T KNOW. SOMEPLACE. 1174 01:03:42,351 --> 01:03:44,920 I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN. MEET ME IN MY GARAGE. 1175 01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,490 I KNOW THE PERFECT HIDING PLACE. 1176 01:04:20,055 --> 01:04:22,024 "DEAR MOM AND DAD, 1177 01:04:22,024 --> 01:04:24,726 "I'M NOT GOING TO ANY FUNNY FARM. 1178 01:04:24,726 --> 01:04:26,729 "DON'T WORRY. I'LL BE OK. 1179 01:04:26,729 --> 01:04:28,364 "I LOVE YOU BOTH. 1180 01:04:28,364 --> 01:04:31,333 REMEMBER TO FEED MY GOLDFISH." 1181 01:04:31,333 --> 01:04:33,902 PAULA, IT'S ALL RIGHT. WE'LL FIND HER. 1182 01:04:33,902 --> 01:04:35,471 ROSA, ARE YOU OK? 1183 01:04:35,471 --> 01:04:36,338 FINE. 1184 01:04:36,338 --> 01:04:38,040 IS THERE COFFEE IN THE KITCHEN? 1185 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:39,642 YES, OF COURSE. 1186 01:04:39,642 --> 01:04:41,477 WOULD YOU BRING SOME? 1187 01:04:41,477 --> 01:04:44,045 DON, THAT POOR LITTLE KID. 1188 01:04:44,045 --> 01:04:46,148 WHAT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO HER? 1189 01:04:46,148 --> 01:04:47,283 WHERE COULD SHE BE? 1190 01:04:47,283 --> 01:04:49,084 PAULA, IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 1191 01:04:49,084 --> 01:04:52,120 I THINK WE SHOULD CALL THE POLICE. 1192 01:04:52,121 --> 01:04:54,656 IT'LL BE ALL OVER THE PAPERS. 1193 01:04:54,656 --> 01:04:56,325 IT ALREADY IS. 1194 01:06:14,670 --> 01:06:16,105 SHINGO, WHERE WERE YOU? 1195 01:06:16,105 --> 01:06:18,073 I'VE LOOKED ALL OVER FOR YOU. 1196 01:06:18,073 --> 01:06:20,408 I'VE BEEN TACKING UP SIGNS. 1197 01:06:20,409 --> 01:06:21,710 WHERE'S TRACY? 1198 01:06:21,710 --> 01:06:23,479 WHY, IS SHE MISSING? 1199 01:06:24,980 --> 01:06:27,182 SHINGO, WHERE'S TRACY? 1200 01:06:27,182 --> 01:06:30,185 I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN HER ALL DAY. 1201 01:06:32,821 --> 01:06:34,890 LOOK, PAL. 1202 01:06:34,890 --> 01:06:36,859 YOU AND TRACY ARE VERY CLOSE. 1203 01:06:36,859 --> 01:06:38,027 SHE TELLS YOU EVERYTHING. 1204 01:06:38,027 --> 01:06:39,261 YOU LISTEN TO ME. 1205 01:06:39,261 --> 01:06:41,863 THIS IS VERY SERIOUS. 1206 01:06:41,863 --> 01:06:43,598 I WANT TO KNOW WHERE SHE IS. 1207 01:06:46,735 --> 01:06:48,738 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1208 01:06:50,973 --> 01:06:52,375 TRACY? 1209 01:06:57,879 --> 01:06:59,281 RINGO, RINGO. 1210 01:07:01,082 --> 01:07:04,185 RINGO RINGO RING-- RINGA RING. 1211 01:07:05,354 --> 01:07:06,187 SHINGO. 1212 01:07:06,188 --> 01:07:08,724 SHINGO TALK YOU. 1213 01:07:08,724 --> 01:07:09,759 THANK YOU. 1214 01:07:09,759 --> 01:07:11,227 ALL RIGHT. 1215 01:07:13,162 --> 01:07:15,297 HI, SHINGO. WHAT'S UP? 1216 01:07:15,297 --> 01:07:17,766 I HAD TO TELL YOUR FATHER WHERE YOU ARE. 1217 01:07:17,766 --> 01:07:18,867 WHY? 1218 01:07:18,867 --> 01:07:21,269 HE DRAGGED IT OUT OF ME. 1219 01:07:21,269 --> 01:07:22,837 THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU. 1220 01:07:22,837 --> 01:07:24,206 THANKS, SHINGO. 1221 01:07:29,711 --> 01:07:33,580 THIS IS THE LAST CALL FOR THE SOUTHWEST LIMITED, 1222 01:07:33,581 --> 01:07:36,151 AMTRAK TRAIN NUMBER 4 DEPARTING FOR CHICAGO 1223 01:07:36,151 --> 01:07:37,185 LATER ON, TOMMY. 1224 01:07:37,185 --> 01:07:38,186 GOOD MORNING. 1225 01:07:38,186 --> 01:07:40,188 ON TRACK 3. 1226 01:07:40,188 --> 01:07:42,391 ALL ABOARD! 1227 01:08:28,537 --> 01:08:30,806 TRACY. 1228 01:08:30,805 --> 01:08:33,407 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 1229 01:08:33,408 --> 01:08:36,344 I'VE LOOKED ALL OVER FOR YOU. 1230 01:08:36,344 --> 01:08:39,248 TRACY, I'M A VERY BUSY MAN. 1231 01:08:39,247 --> 01:08:42,651 MY PHONE NEVER STOPS RINGING. 1232 01:08:42,651 --> 01:08:46,321 RUNNING AWAY-- THAT'S NOT LIKE YOU. 1233 01:08:46,321 --> 01:08:47,923 I WAS SCARED. 1234 01:08:47,923 --> 01:08:51,460 I DIDN'T WANT TO GO INTO THAT DUMB INSTITUTION. 1235 01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:53,729 IT ALL SEEMED SO HOPELESS. 1236 01:08:53,729 --> 01:08:55,865 SO YOU PANICKED. 1237 01:08:55,865 --> 01:08:58,600 ALL I WAS DOING WAS CAUSING TROUBLE. 1238 01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:01,202 MY PARENTS WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT ME. 1239 01:09:01,203 --> 01:09:03,305 NOW THEY'RE EVEN MORE WORRIED. 1240 01:09:03,305 --> 01:09:06,075 I GUESS RUNNING AWAY ISN'T THE ANSWER. 1241 01:09:06,075 --> 01:09:07,443 NEVER WAS. 1242 01:09:07,443 --> 01:09:09,778 WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU HANG IN THERE. 1243 01:09:09,778 --> 01:09:12,847 GUESS I'M NOT A MEMBER OF THE CLUB ANYMORE. 1244 01:09:12,846 --> 01:09:16,550 NO, NO. THE BEST OF THEM HAD THEIR WEAK MOMENTS. 1245 01:09:16,551 --> 01:09:18,954 THEY ALL STRUCK OUT A FEW TIMES. 1246 01:09:18,953 --> 01:09:21,121 DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 1247 01:09:21,122 --> 01:09:24,260 TRACY, I'M TAKING YOU HOME. 1248 01:09:25,359 --> 01:09:27,496 I WANT YOU TO. 1249 01:09:27,496 --> 01:09:29,465 YOU FEEL BETTER NOW? 1250 01:09:29,465 --> 01:09:30,999 YEAH. 1251 01:09:30,999 --> 01:09:33,068 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 1252 01:09:33,068 --> 01:09:34,336 GO AHEAD. 1253 01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:37,373 WHY DO YOU LET BAD THINGS HAPPEN? 1254 01:09:37,372 --> 01:09:40,643 YOU ASK VERY GOOD QUESTIONS. 1255 01:09:40,643 --> 01:09:42,310 YOU KNOW, TRACY, 1256 01:09:42,310 --> 01:09:44,245 THINGS THAT YOU MIGHT THINK ARE BAD 1257 01:09:44,245 --> 01:09:45,647 ARE NOT ALWAYS BAD. 1258 01:09:45,647 --> 01:09:48,416 SOMETIMES THERE'S A PURPOSE YOU'RE NOT AWARE OF. 1259 01:09:48,416 --> 01:09:49,951 BUT WHAT ABOUT SICKNESS? 1260 01:09:49,951 --> 01:09:52,955 WHAT ABOUT KIDS MY AGE WHO GET SICK AND DIE? 1261 01:09:52,955 --> 01:09:55,357 THOSE ARE REALLY BAD THINGS, AREN'T THEY? 1262 01:09:55,357 --> 01:09:57,259 THOSE ARE BAD THINGS. 1263 01:09:57,259 --> 01:09:59,194 YES, PAIN AND SUFFERING-- 1264 01:09:59,194 --> 01:10:01,196 THAT'S A HARD ONE TO EXPLAIN. 1265 01:10:01,196 --> 01:10:03,031 I'LL BET. 1266 01:10:03,031 --> 01:10:04,867 THIS SOUNDS LIKE A COPOUT, 1267 01:10:04,867 --> 01:10:07,636 BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN REALLY DO ABOUT IT. 1268 01:10:07,636 --> 01:10:09,538 IT'S BUILT INTO THE SYSTEM. 1269 01:10:09,538 --> 01:10:10,972 WHICH YOU INVENTED. 1270 01:10:10,972 --> 01:10:15,110 I NEVER COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE ANYTHING 1271 01:10:15,110 --> 01:10:16,344 WITH JUST ONE SIDE TO IT. 1272 01:10:16,345 --> 01:10:17,612 ONE SIDE? 1273 01:10:17,612 --> 01:10:20,883 YOU EVER SEE A FRONT WITHOUT A BACK? 1274 01:10:20,883 --> 01:10:22,217 A TOP WITHOUT A BOTTOM? 1275 01:10:22,217 --> 01:10:23,218 NO. 1276 01:10:23,218 --> 01:10:24,553 UP WITHOUT DOWN? 1277 01:10:24,553 --> 01:10:25,554 NO. 1278 01:10:25,554 --> 01:10:28,957 OK. AND THERE CAN'T BE GOOD WITHOUT BAD, 1279 01:10:28,957 --> 01:10:31,192 LIFE WITHOUT DEATH, 1280 01:10:31,192 --> 01:10:32,728 PLEASURE WITHOUT PAIN. 1281 01:10:32,728 --> 01:10:34,296 THAT'S HOW IT IS. 1282 01:10:34,296 --> 01:10:37,566 IF I TAKE SAD AWAY, HAPPY GOES WITH IT. 1283 01:10:37,566 --> 01:10:39,701 IF ANYONE KNOWS ANOTHER WAY, 1284 01:10:39,701 --> 01:10:42,504 I WISH THEY'D PUT IT IN THE SUGGESTION BOX. 1285 01:10:42,504 --> 01:10:45,441 I GUESS SOMEDAY I'LL UNDERSTAND. 1286 01:10:45,441 --> 01:10:47,742 YOU DO, YOU'LL BE THE FIRST. 1287 01:10:47,743 --> 01:10:49,978 SOME THINGS CAN'T BE GRASPED. 1288 01:10:49,978 --> 01:10:51,346 WHAT'S THE END? 1289 01:10:51,346 --> 01:10:52,981 THE END OF TIME? 1290 01:10:52,981 --> 01:10:54,782 THE END OF THE UNIVERSE? 1291 01:10:54,783 --> 01:10:56,785 EVEN EINSTEIN FLUNKED THAT ONE. 1292 01:10:56,785 --> 01:10:59,321 YOU TALK TO ME LIKE I'M GROWN UP. 1293 01:10:59,321 --> 01:11:00,455 I LIKE THAT. 1294 01:11:00,455 --> 01:11:02,557 GOOD. LET'S GET GOING. 1295 01:11:02,557 --> 01:11:04,925 IN A HALF HOUR, YOU'LL BE IN YOUR OWN BED. 1296 01:11:04,926 --> 01:11:07,729 A HALF HOUR? BUT YOU GOT TO MY ROOM 1297 01:11:07,729 --> 01:11:10,532 FROM THE CARSON SHOW IN ONE SECOND. 1298 01:11:10,532 --> 01:11:12,801 TRACY, THAT WORKS FOR ME. 1299 01:11:12,801 --> 01:11:16,805 FOR YOU, I'LL HAVE TO DO IT THE HARD WAY. 1300 01:11:16,805 --> 01:11:19,240 AND THERE IT IS. 1301 01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:21,410 [ENGINE STARTS] 1302 01:11:23,112 --> 01:11:25,847 WOW! I'M GOING TO LIKE THIS. 1303 01:11:25,847 --> 01:11:27,483 COME ON, LET'S GO. 1304 01:11:35,490 --> 01:11:37,759 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON ONE OF THESE? 1305 01:11:37,759 --> 01:11:38,626 NO. 1306 01:11:38,626 --> 01:11:40,929 NEITHER HAVE I. HANG ON. 1307 01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:49,938 WHEE! 1308 01:11:59,948 --> 01:12:01,784 HAVING FUN, TRACY? 1309 01:12:01,784 --> 01:12:02,851 YEAH! 1310 01:12:08,423 --> 01:12:11,327 WOW, THIS IS TERRIFIC! 1311 01:13:04,246 --> 01:13:06,448 [SIRENS] 1312 01:13:09,784 --> 01:13:11,853 HERE COME THE POLICE! 1313 01:13:40,415 --> 01:13:43,018 HOLD ON! 1314 01:13:45,754 --> 01:13:47,489 WOW! 1315 01:13:53,562 --> 01:13:55,897 WHEE! 1316 01:13:55,897 --> 01:13:57,833 HA HA HA HA! 1317 01:14:04,606 --> 01:14:06,974 DID YOU SEE WHAT I SAW? 1318 01:14:06,975 --> 01:14:09,410 NO DRIVER. JUST A PASSENGER? 1319 01:14:09,410 --> 01:14:10,745 THAT'S RIGHT. 1320 01:14:10,745 --> 01:14:12,413 NO REPORT ON THIS ONE. 1321 01:14:12,413 --> 01:14:14,116 NO WAY. 1322 01:14:44,379 --> 01:14:47,682 WE MUST HAVE JUST MISSED HER. 1323 01:14:47,682 --> 01:14:49,184 PAULA, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1324 01:14:49,184 --> 01:14:52,821 THE POLICE ARE GOING TO FIND HER. 1325 01:14:52,821 --> 01:14:54,823 LOOK, WHY DON'T I STAY OVER 1326 01:14:54,823 --> 01:14:57,059 IN CASE WE HEAR SOMETHING? 1327 01:15:00,262 --> 01:15:01,763 DON... 1328 01:15:01,763 --> 01:15:04,733 THERE'S A LIGHT IN TRACY'S ROOM. 1329 01:15:07,970 --> 01:15:09,371 TRACY? 1330 01:15:09,371 --> 01:15:10,905 TRACY? 1331 01:15:10,905 --> 01:15:13,608 TRACY! WHERE WERE YOU, DARLING? 1332 01:15:13,608 --> 01:15:14,710 WHAT HAPPENED? 1333 01:15:14,710 --> 01:15:17,512 BABY... ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1334 01:15:17,512 --> 01:15:18,614 YEAH. 1335 01:15:18,614 --> 01:15:20,848 WELL, HOW DID YOU GET HOME? 1336 01:15:20,848 --> 01:15:24,019 GOD BROUGHT ME HOME ON HIS MOTORCYCLE. 1337 01:15:25,653 --> 01:15:27,555 WELL, THAT'S... 1338 01:15:27,555 --> 01:15:30,025 THAT'S JUST WONDERFUL, SWEETHEART. 1339 01:15:31,460 --> 01:15:33,394 COME ON, GET SOME SLEEP NOW. 1340 01:15:33,394 --> 01:15:34,763 OK. 1341 01:15:39,801 --> 01:15:41,436 GOOD NIGHT, BUTTON. 1342 01:15:41,436 --> 01:15:42,771 GOOD NIGHT. 1343 01:15:48,076 --> 01:15:49,177 DON'T WORRY. 1344 01:15:49,177 --> 01:15:52,014 I'M NOT AFRAID OF THAT INSTITUTION ANYMORE. 1345 01:15:54,983 --> 01:15:57,051 WELL... 1346 01:15:57,051 --> 01:16:00,021 WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT IN THE MORNING, TRACY. 1347 01:16:00,021 --> 01:16:01,557 GOOD NIGHT. 1348 01:16:11,165 --> 01:16:13,101 GOOD MORNING. I'M HUGH DOWNS. 1349 01:16:13,101 --> 01:16:16,237 I'VE BEEN BROADCASTING FOR OVER FOUR DECADES, 1350 01:16:16,237 --> 01:16:18,740 AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PHENOMENON 1351 01:16:18,740 --> 01:16:21,175 LIKE THE ONE THAT'S GOING ON TODAY. 1352 01:16:21,175 --> 01:16:24,212 14 DAYS AGO, THIS LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL 1353 01:16:24,212 --> 01:16:27,215 FROM WEST LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA--TRACY RICHARDS, 1354 01:16:27,215 --> 01:16:31,119 DECIDED TO WRITE "THINK GOD" ON THIS SIDEWALK. 1355 01:16:31,119 --> 01:16:33,855 SHE GOT SOME SCHOOL FRIENDS TO HELP HER OUT. 1356 01:16:33,855 --> 01:16:36,791 AND THIS THING HAS REALLY SPREAD. 1357 01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:40,595 ON FENCES... 1358 01:16:40,595 --> 01:16:42,197 ON BUMPER STICKERS... 1359 01:16:43,698 --> 01:16:45,267 AND LOOK AT THIS. 1360 01:16:47,735 --> 01:16:49,071 AND THIS. 1361 01:16:52,874 --> 01:16:56,144 AND IF YOU THINK THAT'S SOMETHING, THERE'S MORE. 1362 01:16:56,144 --> 01:16:57,545 LONDON. 1363 01:16:57,545 --> 01:16:59,914 FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE TO PICCADILLY SQUARE, 1364 01:16:59,914 --> 01:17:01,316 EVERYWHERE LONDONERS GO TODAY, 1365 01:17:01,316 --> 01:17:04,353 THEY ARE REMINDED TO "THINK GOD." 1366 01:17:04,353 --> 01:17:05,453 PARIS. 1367 01:17:05,453 --> 01:17:07,623 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 1368 01:17:11,727 --> 01:17:12,760 TOKYO. 1369 01:17:12,761 --> 01:17:14,963 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1370 01:17:27,109 --> 01:17:27,975 CAIRO. 1371 01:17:27,975 --> 01:17:30,212 [SPEAKING ARABIC] 1372 01:17:34,582 --> 01:17:36,417 NOW HERE IS NOTED PSYCHOLOGIST 1373 01:17:36,417 --> 01:17:38,320 DR. JOYCE BROTHERS. 1374 01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,353 WE SHOULD KEEP AN OPEN MIND. 1375 01:17:40,354 --> 01:17:43,225 IF THERE ISN'T A GOD, I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT 1376 01:17:43,225 --> 01:17:46,094 THAT THOSE CHILDREN WHO EASILY ENGAGE IN FANTASY, 1377 01:17:46,094 --> 01:17:48,096 WHO'VE HAD AN IMAGINARY PLAYMATE 1378 01:17:48,096 --> 01:17:49,696 OR AN IMAGINARY COMPANION, 1379 01:17:49,697 --> 01:17:52,633 DO BETTER IN DEALING WITH THE CRISES OF LIFE 1380 01:17:52,633 --> 01:17:53,934 THAN THOSE WHO DIDN'T. 1381 01:17:53,935 --> 01:17:55,637 AND IF THERE IS A GOD, 1382 01:17:55,637 --> 01:17:59,808 I BELIEVE TRACY RICHARDS SAW HIM AND SPOKE TO HIM. 1383 01:17:59,808 --> 01:18:01,943 STRANGELY, CHILDREN OFTEN HAVE 1384 01:18:01,943 --> 01:18:04,946 A FIRMER GRIP ON REALITY THAN MOST ADULTS. 1385 01:18:04,946 --> 01:18:07,615 AND, AS THE OLD TESTAMENT SAYS, 1386 01:18:07,615 --> 01:18:10,751 "AND A LITTLE CHILD SHALL LEAD THEM." 1387 01:18:10,752 --> 01:18:12,887 NOW WE KNOW THE REASON. 1388 01:18:12,887 --> 01:18:16,357 THE CHURCHES ARE FULL, BUT THE CLASSROOMS ARE EMPTY. 1389 01:18:16,357 --> 01:18:19,327 WHEN TRACY RICHARDS WAS EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL, 1390 01:18:19,327 --> 01:18:22,063 IT SET OFF A CITYWIDE STUDENT STRIKE. 1391 01:18:22,063 --> 01:18:24,466 IT ALSO SET OFF BITTER CONFRONTATION 1392 01:18:24,466 --> 01:18:27,035 BETWEEN SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS JEFFREY HODGES 1393 01:18:27,035 --> 01:18:28,503 AND DR. JEROME NEWELL-- 1394 01:18:28,503 --> 01:18:31,873 THE PSYCHIATRIST IN WHOSE CARE TRACY HAS BEEN PLACED. 1395 01:18:31,873 --> 01:18:34,709 THE SUPERINTENDENT WANTS HER BACK IN SCHOOL, 1396 01:18:34,709 --> 01:18:36,544 BUT DR. NEWELL SAYS NO. 1397 01:18:36,544 --> 01:18:39,848 THE CASE IS BEING HEARD BY JUDGE THOMAS MILLER. 1398 01:18:39,848 --> 01:18:41,282 WE'RE IN A CRISIS. 1399 01:18:41,282 --> 01:18:42,984 AS SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS, 1400 01:18:42,984 --> 01:18:44,252 IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY 1401 01:18:44,252 --> 01:18:47,188 TO GET THE CHILDREN BACK INTO CLASS. 1402 01:18:47,188 --> 01:18:49,991 I WANT A COURT ORDER TO FORCE DR. NEWELL 1403 01:18:49,991 --> 01:18:51,793 TO RELEASE TRACY RICHARDS. 1404 01:18:51,793 --> 01:18:53,995 SUPERINTENDENT HODGES IS WRONG, YOUR HONOR. 1405 01:18:53,995 --> 01:18:55,897 SHE DOESN'T BELONG IN SCHOOL. 1406 01:18:55,897 --> 01:18:57,332 SHE'S SUFFERING FROM DELUSIONS. 1407 01:18:57,332 --> 01:19:01,136 SHE BELONGS WHERE SHE CAN GET CARE AND TREATMENT. 1408 01:19:01,136 --> 01:19:04,206 CHILDREN IMAGINE... LOTS OF THINGS. 1409 01:19:04,206 --> 01:19:06,875 OUR WHOLE SCHOOL SYSTEM IS PARALYZED 1410 01:19:06,875 --> 01:19:09,411 BECAUSE OF THE PERSONAL OPINION OF ONE MAN. 1411 01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:12,079 EXCUSE ME, BUT I DON'T INTEND TO RELY 1412 01:19:12,079 --> 01:19:15,215 ON THE PERSONAL OPINION OF ONE MAN, SIR. 1413 01:19:15,216 --> 01:19:19,020 NOW, BEFORE I ISSUE A COURT ORDER, DR. NEWELL, 1414 01:19:19,020 --> 01:19:20,321 DO SOMETHING FOR ME. 1415 01:19:20,321 --> 01:19:23,391 I'D LIKE YOU TO CONVENE A PANEL 1416 01:19:23,391 --> 01:19:25,693 OF TOP PSYCHIATRISTS IN THIS CITY 1417 01:19:25,694 --> 01:19:27,361 AND HAVE THEM THOROUGHLY EXAMINE 1418 01:19:27,361 --> 01:19:30,398 THIS POOR LITTLE GIRL-- TRACY RICHARDS, IS IT? 1419 01:19:30,398 --> 01:19:31,666 TRACY RICHARDS. 1420 01:19:31,666 --> 01:19:35,069 AND THEN, WHEN THEY'VE MADE THEIR CONCLUSIONS... 1421 01:19:35,069 --> 01:19:37,906 I'LL MAKE MY DECISION. 1422 01:19:49,884 --> 01:19:52,187 YES, I MET HIM IN MY DAD'S CAR. 1423 01:19:52,187 --> 01:19:54,255 HE CAME THROUGH THE TELEVISION SET. 1424 01:19:54,255 --> 01:19:57,458 HE GAVE ME ICE CREAM-- CHERRY JUBILEE, 1425 01:19:57,458 --> 01:19:58,860 WE ATE AT McDONALD'S, 1426 01:19:58,860 --> 01:20:00,228 AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN-- 1427 01:20:00,228 --> 01:20:03,498 HE BROUGHT ME HOME ON HIS MOTORCYCLE. 1428 01:20:04,833 --> 01:20:08,269 DR. WHITLEY, THERE'S ONE QUESTION I WOULD LIKE TO ASK. 1429 01:20:08,270 --> 01:20:11,639 I THINK THERE HAVE BEEN ENOUGH QUESTIONS. 1430 01:20:11,639 --> 01:20:13,541 MR. AND MRS. RICHARDS, 1431 01:20:13,541 --> 01:20:17,646 IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU'D LIKE TO ADD? 1432 01:20:17,646 --> 01:20:20,648 WELL, UH... WHAT CAN WE SAY? 1433 01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:23,117 NO, UH... 1434 01:20:23,117 --> 01:20:26,354 WE'D LIKE TO DO WHATEVER'S BEST FOR TRACY. 1435 01:20:26,354 --> 01:20:29,891 WOULD YOU THREE MIND STEPPING INTO THE WAITING ROOM? 1436 01:20:29,891 --> 01:20:31,259 UH, CARL... 1437 01:20:47,675 --> 01:20:50,011 WELL, IT'S VERY EVIDENT 1438 01:20:50,011 --> 01:20:51,646 WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH HERE. 1439 01:20:51,646 --> 01:20:53,114 I MIGHT ADD, DR. NEWELL, 1440 01:20:53,114 --> 01:20:55,517 YOU'VE DONE YOUR USUAL THOROUGH JOB. 1441 01:20:55,517 --> 01:20:56,851 THANK YOU. 1442 01:20:56,851 --> 01:20:59,186 MAY I BRING UP A POINT? 1443 01:20:59,186 --> 01:21:00,522 I'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU 1444 01:21:00,522 --> 01:21:03,891 THAT THERE'S A GREAT DEAL OF SYMPATHY 1445 01:21:03,891 --> 01:21:05,093 FOR THAT LITTLE GIRL. 1446 01:21:05,093 --> 01:21:06,561 MANY CHILDREN ARE OUT OF SCHOOL. 1447 01:21:06,561 --> 01:21:09,998 OUR PROFESSION WILL BE UNDER TREMENDOUS PRESSURE. 1448 01:21:09,998 --> 01:21:11,599 WE CAN'T GIVE IN TO THAT. 1449 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:13,935 NO, WE CAN'T GIVE IN TO THAT. 1450 01:21:13,935 --> 01:21:15,469 NO, WE--WE CAN'T. 1451 01:21:15,469 --> 01:21:18,840 IF WE LET HER RUN AROUND WITH HER DELUSIONS, 1452 01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:21,275 WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT THE PATIENT 1453 01:21:21,275 --> 01:21:23,411 WHO THINKS HE'S NAPOLEON? 1454 01:21:23,411 --> 01:21:26,114 CERTAINLY. IF SHE'S RIGHT, 1455 01:21:26,114 --> 01:21:29,384 THEN, UH... WE'RE ALL WRONG. 1456 01:21:30,285 --> 01:21:33,888 NO, THE GIRL BELONGS IN AN INSTITUTION. 1457 01:21:33,888 --> 01:21:36,023 NOW, ARE THERE ANY OBJECTIONS? 1458 01:21:36,023 --> 01:21:37,458 NO? THEN THAT'S SETTLED. 1459 01:21:37,458 --> 01:21:40,562 CARL, WOULD YOU BRING THEM BACK IN, PLEASE? 1460 01:21:45,366 --> 01:21:47,035 THEY'RE READY. 1461 01:22:04,018 --> 01:22:06,054 NOW, TRACY... 1462 01:22:06,054 --> 01:22:10,058 WE'VE ALL DECIDED THAT, UH, YOU NEED HELP... 1463 01:22:10,058 --> 01:22:14,195 AND, BELIEVE ME, IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST. 1464 01:22:14,195 --> 01:22:15,429 AND THE CHANCES ARE 1465 01:22:15,429 --> 01:22:18,400 THAT YOU WON'T BE THERE FOR LONG. 1466 01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:21,635 IF YOU LOOK AT IT IN A POSITIVE WAY, 1467 01:22:21,636 --> 01:22:24,039 I'M SURE THAT YOU-- 1468 01:22:27,008 --> 01:22:29,311 It's him. It's God. 1469 01:22:30,911 --> 01:22:33,114 SORRY I'M LATE. 1470 01:22:36,484 --> 01:22:40,121 I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO MY DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES. 1471 01:22:40,121 --> 01:22:41,489 I WOULD'VE BEEN HERE SOONER, 1472 01:22:41,489 --> 01:22:43,424 BUT I WAS STUCK IN TRAFFIC. 1473 01:22:43,425 --> 01:22:44,659 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 1474 01:22:44,659 --> 01:22:46,827 WHO ARE YOU? 1475 01:22:46,828 --> 01:22:48,229 DR. STEVENS. 1476 01:22:48,229 --> 01:22:51,366 I DON'T RECALL YOUR BEING INVITED. 1477 01:22:51,366 --> 01:22:52,600 IF I WAITED TO BE INVITED, 1478 01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:54,335 I'D MISS A LOT OF IMPORTANT THINGS. 1479 01:22:54,335 --> 01:22:55,903 HOWEVER, IN THIS CASE, 1480 01:22:55,903 --> 01:22:57,238 I THINK YOU'RE MISTAKEN. 1481 01:22:57,238 --> 01:23:01,276 BUT YOUR NAME'S NOT ON THE LIST. YES, IT IS. 1482 01:23:05,179 --> 01:23:06,381 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1483 01:23:06,381 --> 01:23:07,882 WE'RE ALL LEARNED PSYCHIATRISTS. 1484 01:23:07,882 --> 01:23:11,818 WHAT DID THIS LITTLE GIRL DO THAT WAS SO TERRIBLE? 1485 01:23:11,819 --> 01:23:13,254 SHE GOT CHILDREN TOGETHER. 1486 01:23:13,254 --> 01:23:15,222 THEY ALL WROTE "THINK GOD," 1487 01:23:15,222 --> 01:23:17,291 AND THE WORLD IS THINKING GOD. 1488 01:23:17,291 --> 01:23:18,960 IS THAT SO BAD? 1489 01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:23,664 BUT, SIR, AS A... LEARNED PSYCHIATRIST, 1490 01:23:23,664 --> 01:23:26,166 YOU OUGHT TO KNOW THAT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 1491 01:23:26,166 --> 01:23:27,935 THIS LITTLE GIRL CLAIMS 1492 01:23:27,935 --> 01:23:31,106 SHE NOT ONLY SAW GOD AND SPOKE TO HIM, 1493 01:23:31,106 --> 01:23:34,208 BUT HE SPOKE TO HER AS WELL. 1494 01:23:34,208 --> 01:23:36,978 WHO ARE WE TO SAY THAT SHE DIDN'T? 1495 01:23:36,978 --> 01:23:39,080 MAYBE SHE DID. 1496 01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:41,115 MAYBE SHE DIDN'T. 1497 01:23:41,115 --> 01:23:43,084 LOOK, SIR, WE'VE ALL VOTED. 1498 01:23:43,084 --> 01:23:45,885 I KNOW, AND YOU SAID IF SHE'S RIGHT 1499 01:23:45,886 --> 01:23:48,623 THEN WE'RE ALL WRONG. 1500 01:23:48,623 --> 01:23:50,090 WELL... 1501 01:23:50,091 --> 01:23:53,027 HOW DID YOU KNOW I SAID THAT? 1502 01:23:53,027 --> 01:23:55,329 I ALSO READ TEA LEAVES. 1503 01:23:55,329 --> 01:23:59,433 LOOK, I MEAN, WE ARE COMPETENT PROFESSIONALS. 1504 01:23:59,433 --> 01:24:01,069 WE KNOW OUR BUSINESS. 1505 01:24:01,069 --> 01:24:03,537 WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS CASE BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS, 1506 01:24:03,537 --> 01:24:06,640 AND WE HAVE MADE OUR DECISION. 1507 01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:10,211 I WOULDN'T WANT THIS TO GET AROUND, 1508 01:24:10,211 --> 01:24:12,380 BUT, IF WE'RE SO COMPETENT, 1509 01:24:12,380 --> 01:24:14,782 SO RIGHT IN ALL OUR METHODS AND THEORIES, 1510 01:24:14,782 --> 01:24:17,919 HOW IS IT SO MANY PEOPLE IN INSTITUTIONS 1511 01:24:17,919 --> 01:24:19,320 NEVER GET OUT? 1512 01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:22,624 BUT THAT'S A SITUATION BEYOND OUR CONTROL. 1513 01:24:22,624 --> 01:24:25,559 MANY PEOPLE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DISTINGUISH 1514 01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:27,728 BETWEEN REALITY AND ILLUSION. 1515 01:24:27,728 --> 01:24:30,398 REMEMBER, SOMETIMES IT'S VERY DIFFICULT 1516 01:24:30,398 --> 01:24:32,867 TO DETERMINE WHAT IS REALITY AND WHAT IS ILLUSION. 1517 01:24:32,867 --> 01:24:35,703 FOR INSTANCE, THE, UH, THE CHANDELIER-- 1518 01:24:35,703 --> 01:24:38,806 NOW, THAT'S REALITY. 1519 01:24:38,806 --> 01:24:40,074 WE ALL LOOKED UP, 1520 01:24:40,074 --> 01:24:41,209 WE ALL SAW IT. 1521 01:24:41,209 --> 01:24:43,077 WE ALL KNOW IT'S THERE. 1522 01:24:43,077 --> 01:24:44,746 BUT IS IT? 1523 01:24:47,348 --> 01:24:48,817 [GASP] 1524 01:24:47,348 --> 01:24:48,817 [GASP] 1525 01:24:52,786 --> 01:24:56,090 OH, MY GOD... 1526 01:24:56,090 --> 01:24:57,892 IT IS GOD. 1527 01:24:57,892 --> 01:25:01,496 WHAT'S THE ILLUSION, AND WHAT'S THE REALITY? 1528 01:25:01,496 --> 01:25:04,164 DID THE CHANDELIER DISAPPEAR OR NOT? 1529 01:25:04,164 --> 01:25:06,300 WE'RE ALL INTELLIGENT PEOPLE. 1530 01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:09,236 DID WE SEE IT, OR DIDN'T WE SEE IT? 1531 01:25:09,236 --> 01:25:10,437 MAYBE THAT LITTLE GIRL 1532 01:25:10,437 --> 01:25:13,441 DID SEE AND TALK WITH GOD. 1533 01:25:13,441 --> 01:25:16,111 WHERE IS IT WRITTEN THAT MOSES HAD AN EXCLUSIVE? 1534 01:25:16,111 --> 01:25:19,147 JUST BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO GOD 1535 01:25:19,147 --> 01:25:20,915 DOESN'T MEAN SHE HASN'T. 1536 01:25:20,915 --> 01:25:25,019 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON OR WHO YOU ARE-- 1537 01:25:25,019 --> 01:25:27,654 MAYBE A MAGICIAN OR A HYPNOTIST-- 1538 01:25:27,654 --> 01:25:30,724 BUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS I'M SURE OF. 1539 01:25:30,724 --> 01:25:33,494 I KNOW THAT WE'RE ALL PSYCHIATRISTS HERE. 1540 01:25:33,494 --> 01:25:35,797 I KNOW I'M BENJAMIN CHARLES WHITLEY. 1541 01:25:35,797 --> 01:25:37,432 I HAVE FOUR CHILDREN. 1542 01:25:37,432 --> 01:25:40,134 I PAY $2,200 A MONTH ALIMONY. 1543 01:25:40,134 --> 01:25:42,536 I KNOW THIS IS THE UCLA MEDICAL CENTER, 1544 01:25:42,536 --> 01:25:45,873 AND I KNOW IT IS 11:30 IN THE MORNING. 1545 01:25:45,873 --> 01:25:47,541 DOCTOR... 1546 01:25:47,542 --> 01:25:49,410 ARE YOU SURE IT'S MORNING? 1547 01:25:49,410 --> 01:25:51,212 [GASP] 1548 01:25:49,410 --> 01:25:51,212 [GASP] 1549 01:26:01,221 --> 01:26:02,656 DOCTOR, YOU'RE RIGHT. 1550 01:26:02,656 --> 01:26:05,193 IT IS 11:30 IN THE MORNING. 1551 01:26:16,571 --> 01:26:19,307 I KNOW WE'RE ALL ANXIOUS TO GET HOME, 1552 01:26:19,307 --> 01:26:21,375 BUT BEFORE WE JUDGE TRACY, 1553 01:26:21,375 --> 01:26:22,810 SHOULDN'T WE ALL 1554 01:26:22,810 --> 01:26:25,146 BE A LITTLE MORE SURE OF OURSELVES? 1555 01:26:25,146 --> 01:26:27,880 IF WE TOLD EVERYBODY THAT WE SAW 1556 01:26:27,881 --> 01:26:30,418 DAY TURN INTO NIGHT AND NIGHT INTO DAY, 1557 01:26:30,418 --> 01:26:32,587 THEY'D THROW US OUT OF SCHOOL, TOO. 1558 01:26:32,587 --> 01:26:36,224 SO MAYBE TRACY DID SEE GOD. 1559 01:26:39,326 --> 01:26:42,463 MAYBE YOU'RE SEEING HIM RIGHT NOW. 1560 01:26:42,463 --> 01:26:44,599 MAYBE YOU'RE NOT. 1561 01:26:53,941 --> 01:26:56,143 THINK ABOUT IT. 1562 01:26:56,143 --> 01:26:58,346 GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT. 1563 01:26:59,347 --> 01:27:00,949 [GASP] 1564 01:26:59,347 --> 01:27:00,949 [GASP] 1565 01:26:59,347 --> 01:27:00,949 [GASP] 1566 01:27:23,370 --> 01:27:25,106 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, 1567 01:27:25,106 --> 01:27:28,675 WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TRACY HOME NOW. 1568 01:27:28,676 --> 01:27:31,445 WE'VE GOT TO GET HER READY FOR SCHOOL IN THE MORNING. 1569 01:27:31,445 --> 01:27:33,880 COME ON, BABY. 1570 01:27:49,130 --> 01:27:51,265 AHEM. 1571 01:27:51,265 --> 01:27:53,367 I, UH... 1572 01:27:53,367 --> 01:27:56,637 I DON'T KNOW, UH, WHETHER ANY OF US HERE 1573 01:27:56,637 --> 01:27:58,572 UNDERSTAND WHAT, UH... 1574 01:27:58,573 --> 01:28:01,209 WHAT--WHAT REALLY HAPPENED HERE, 1575 01:28:01,209 --> 01:28:03,778 BUT I'M INCLINED TO THINK 1576 01:28:03,778 --> 01:28:07,515 THAT IT MIGHT BE A VERY GOOD IDEA 1577 01:28:07,515 --> 01:28:10,151 IF WE KEEP IT TO OURSELVES. 1578 01:28:10,151 --> 01:28:12,385 YEAH. 1579 01:28:10,151 --> 01:28:12,385 YEAH. 1580 01:28:10,151 --> 01:28:12,385 YEAH. 1581 01:28:12,386 --> 01:28:14,822 VERY WELL, THEN... 1582 01:28:14,822 --> 01:28:18,059 THE CASE OF TRACY RICHARDS IS CLOSED. 1583 01:28:19,327 --> 01:28:21,028 THANK GOD. 1584 01:28:21,028 --> 01:28:23,364 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1585 01:28:28,202 --> 01:28:30,438 TO THE THREE OF US. 1586 01:28:34,608 --> 01:28:37,177 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE KISS, HUH? 1587 01:28:37,177 --> 01:28:38,411 THANK YOU. 1588 01:28:38,412 --> 01:28:39,914 HOW ABOUT ONE OVER HERE? 1589 01:28:39,914 --> 01:28:41,983 WITH PLEASURE. 1590 01:28:47,054 --> 01:28:50,925 RECONCILIATIONS ARE MORE FUN THAN WEDDINGS. 1591 01:29:01,802 --> 01:29:04,839 EXCUSE ME. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1592 01:29:04,839 --> 01:29:06,340 WHERE YOU GOING? 1593 01:29:06,340 --> 01:29:08,942 JUST TO THE LOUNGE FOR A SECOND. 1594 01:29:08,942 --> 01:29:10,010 AH. 1595 01:29:10,010 --> 01:29:11,345 DON'T BE TOO LONG. 1596 01:29:11,345 --> 01:29:13,213 YOUR EGG FOO YUNG WILL GET COLD. 1597 01:29:13,213 --> 01:29:15,383 OK. 1598 01:29:18,219 --> 01:29:19,821 COME IN, TRACY. 1599 01:29:21,154 --> 01:29:25,893 I WAS WAITING FOR THE DOOR TO OPEN BY ITSELF. 1600 01:29:25,893 --> 01:29:28,262 SORRY. I FORGOT. 1601 01:29:28,262 --> 01:29:31,965 YOU SEE, TRACY, EVERYTHING WORKED OUT. 1602 01:29:31,966 --> 01:29:33,434 IT SURE DID. 1603 01:29:33,434 --> 01:29:36,370 IT'S NEAT THE WAY YOU GOT MY PARENTS TOGETHER AGAIN. 1604 01:29:36,370 --> 01:29:39,907 NO, NO. THEY DID THAT BY THEMSELVES. 1605 01:29:39,907 --> 01:29:43,244 AW, I BET YOU ARRANGED THE WHOLE THING. 1606 01:29:43,244 --> 01:29:45,212 HONEST TO ME, I DIDN'T. 1607 01:29:45,212 --> 01:29:48,916 TRACY, THE REASON I CALLED YOU-- 1608 01:29:48,916 --> 01:29:51,452 I WANT TO THANK YOU AND ALL THE CHILDREN 1609 01:29:51,452 --> 01:29:53,487 FOR THE WONDERFUL JOB YOU DID. 1610 01:29:53,487 --> 01:29:56,457 WILL I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN? 1611 01:29:56,457 --> 01:29:59,460 IF I EVER HAVE A REAL BIG PROBLEM, 1612 01:29:59,460 --> 01:30:02,029 YOU'LL BE THE FIRST ONE I'LL CALL. 1613 01:30:02,029 --> 01:30:04,832 YOU WON'T NEED ME. YOU'RE GOD. 1614 01:30:04,832 --> 01:30:07,401 YOU DON'T NEED ANYBODY. 1615 01:30:07,401 --> 01:30:09,370 GOD NEEDS EVERYONE. 1616 01:30:09,370 --> 01:30:11,873 I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET. 1617 01:30:19,146 --> 01:30:21,682 GOODBYE, TRACY. 1618 01:30:23,885 --> 01:30:25,953 GO AHEAD, TRACY. 1619 01:30:25,953 --> 01:30:29,824 THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN COLD EGG FOO YUNG. 101502