Original subtitles

[♪♪♪]

[CHUCKLES, THEN GROANS]

[PA CHIMES]

Hello! [MAN SCREAMS]

This is Simon Masrani, owner of Jurassic World.

The park will be closing soon.

Come back tomorrow at 9 a.m. for more thrills.

Go faster. Faster!

Thank you for riding the Dinosaur Carousel.

Go buy souvenirs. Have a Jurassic day.

Time for one last ride.

Who will be next to tame

this magnificent beast of a forgotten age?

How 'bout you, little lady?

[GRUNTS]

And soon they'll be off galloping

through the savanna in search of-- Aw, beans.

[YELLING] Not again.

[ROARS] Whoa, whoa!

Come on, it's last ride of the day.

[SCREECHING] [GRUNTING]

Knock it off, you big, scaly, walking staple remover.

[GROWLS]

[GULPS]

[ROARS] Whoa, whoa!

[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS] [GROWLING]

Uh, I mean...

Pretty girl?

[SNARLS]

[DINOSAUR ROARING]

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[♪♪♪]

Loose dino!

[GIRL WAILING] It'll eat us all!

[GROWLS] [GRUNTING]

Wait. Stiggies don't attack humans.

They're peaceful herbivores.

Something is not right.

[WAILS]

[CLACKS KEYBOARD] [PHONE RINGS]

Park Help Line? Yeah, hi, Park Help Line?

I'm Hudson Harper, Golden Platinum Triple-Five

Black-Diamond Annual VIP guest pass holder.

There's a stiggymoloch loose at the Dinosaur Carousel.

I saw what was going on

when I was heading to the pteranodon aviary,

'cause that's the awesomest.

Could you tell me if anyone's been hurt or anything?

Uh. [SCREAMS]

Hard to say. Did you know pteranodons

aren't actually considered dinosaurs?

And they don't have teeth?

That's interesting, Hudson, but--

Weird, because they're carnivores,

which makes me think they have strong gums.

They gum their food, like my baby brother with a carrot?

Nom, nom, nom. So disgusting.

I've loved dinosaurs my whole life--

What's up? Someone forget to file

an expense report in triplicate?

[LAUGHS, SIGHS] [WHINES]

Owen. Just the person I need.

You need me, Claire?

Like a plumber needs a wrench. Come on.

Did she just call me a tool?

[BARKS] Whew, heh.

That's a relief. [GROANS]

[PA CHIMES]

Hello. Simon Masrani again.

The park is now closed.

Did you get your souvenirs?

If not, get them tomorrow when we open at 9.

Have a nice souvenir!

I mean, evening.

Well, there it is.

You know, with my Uncle Dennis' videotape

sitting under that glass case,

it looks like a piece of pecan pie in a bakery.

Yum. Pecan pie.

Danny, stay on point. [SLURPS]

If we don't get that tape,

we don't get the image

of the last treasure map piece.

And if we don't get that, no treasure.

My uncle knew I'd follow in his footsteps

if anything happened to him.

That's why he sent me two of his three map pieces

when he thought he was being watched.

Oy, hang on.

We don't want to blow this now

because we forgot something. Like what?

Like, how do we know stepping on the floor

won't make darts shoot from the walls

and stick in sensitive areas?

Happened in The Tomb of Tortuga.

[MONKEY SCREECHING]

To-to someone I know. Definitely not me.

It's an exhibit of historical artifacts from Jurassic Park.

And I designed the security measures.

Multi-directional motion-detecting cameras.

Laser trip wires.

And pressure-sensitive floor plating.

And I deactivated all of them from my computer. Heh.

Let's go. Allow me.

[GRUNTING]

[CHUCKLES]

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[GASPS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[FLOOR RUMBLING]

Booby-trapped pedestals.

I always forget those.

MAN: Freeze!

No, you freeze.

End program.

That's the ninth run of the simulation

and it's gone pear-shaped each time.

There must be a way to get that tape.

[SLURPING] I need some air.

Pbbt. Air! That's it.

The air vents.

But they can only be accessed

with an executive key card.

How does one procure said key card?

Only from an executive, like Claire Dearing,

or Simon, or-or Dr. Wu.

Or from someone who could take

a key card without anyone noticing.

And I told him that the DNA

was actually taken from the mosquito.

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[CHUCKLES] Not from the amber like he said.

Who is this kid? Hudson Harper,

Golden Platinum Triple-Five Black-Diamond

Annual VIP guest pass holder.

Platinum triple what now?

Triple-Five Black-Diamond

Annual VIP guest pass holder.

I've been here at Jurassic World

with my parents for almost a month.

Hudson is a bit of a dinosaur fan.

[CHUCKLES] "Fan" does not cover my pure joy

for the prehistoric era. You see, I--

[CLICKS CLICKER] Great.

Listen, kid, thanks,

but you can go now. We'll handle this.

Are you sure? 'Cause I could-- [CLICKS]

Okay, later.

[SIGHS] Can I get one of those?

Eh, you need special training.

Now, let's get this done.

I'm still hoping for a session

with the raptors before dinner.

How did it get up there?

Well, stiggymolochs are pretty nimble.

Their balance is-- It was a rhetorical question.

Get it down, please. [PANTING]

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[CLICKER CLICKS]

[GROANS]

I'm out. [SIGHS] Fine.

I'm calling the paleo-vets to bring...

stiggymoloch snacks or whatever

so we can lure it down.

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Ah, sorry, kid.

The aviary's closed until further notice.

Closed? But I have a Golden Platinum

Triple-Five Black-Diamond Annual VIP guest pass.

It can't be closed to me.

Pteranodons get testy when they're nesting.

They cannot be disturbed.

The pteranodons are nesting?

Please let me in.

This is once-in-a-lifetime.

I'll be quiet.

They won't even know I'm there.

Please? Can't do it.

Rules are rules.

Listen. I love buying Jurassic World souvenirs.

Simon Masrani loves guests who buy souvenirs.

If I can't see the pteranodons,

I'll be so sad, I won't buy any more souvenirs.

How do you think Simon Masrani will feel

about that when he finds out

you wouldn't let me see the pteranodons?

[♪♪♪]

You've got five minutes. Woo-hoo.

[LAUGHING] Yeah.

Where are all the-- Whoa!

Cool!

[PTERANODON GROWLING] Whoa! Oof.

Hey, look at me!

Yeah, so awe--!

[WHIMPERS, THEN HUMS NERVOUSLY]

I think she's just tired

of being cooped up at the carousel.

She'll be back to normal in a few days.

Call me if anything comes up.

A few days? But--

The ride is one of our most popular attractions.

Don't worry, little lady.

I'll have your prehistoric palomino

back in a harness in no time.

[GROWLS]

Vic, I don't think--

That's your problem, kid.

Too much thinking, not enough guts.

What does that even mean?

It means I'm gonna break that dino

like the wild mustangs we had at our ranch back home.

Vic, that's probably not a good i--

We should probably just sit back and enjoy the show.

Yah!

All right, get along, you out-of-date mountain goat.

Giddyap.

Hyah!

[SQUAWKING] [VIC SCREAMING]

[COUGHS]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Okay, maybe that horn head won that round,

but now it's my turn.

'Cause when Vic Hoskins takes on a job,

nothing stops me.

BERT [ON RADIO]: Uh, Security?

Excuse me, I'd better stop and get this.

Go for Hoskins. Who's calling?

BERT: A concerned guest.

I just saw a kid go into the pteranodon aviary.

The aviary's closed! Who let that kid inside?

Definitely not park employee Bert Fenster.

He's already left for the day

and was home feeding his cats. He has witnesses.

Anyway, ahem, I think the kid was snatched up

by one of the pteranodons.

BOTH [GASP]: Hudson.

Somebody better do something quick. Bye.

I'm on my way. An important security matter has--

[ENGINE TURNS OVER] Oh.

Hey, wait for me!

Don't do any zapping without me!

[♪♪♪]

[BEEPS, THEN DIALS]

[SLURPING] Take that, alien invader.

Hey! Watch it, Sinjin.

[PHONE RINGS] Go back to Venus

where you came from!

This is Dan-O the man-O.

I don't know about this, Danny.

If I'm caught taking Dr. Wu's key card--

You won't get caught, Allison. You're too smart for that.

Way smarter than Dr. Wu.

If he was smart, he'd listen to your ideas

and appreciate what you bring to the lab.

Does he even know you have multiple PhDs?

I know, right? Well, trust me,

you'd be appreciated at my new theme park.

You'd be chief scientist

and have all the freedom and resources

to run your lab your way.

Most of all, you'll be respected.

Okay, I'll do it. I'm in.

Eye of the tiger, Allison.

Now go get that key card.

[GROWLS]

Ha! That was almost too easy.

Ow. [SNORTS, LAUGHS]

[♪♪♪]

[CLICKS]

Allison? [YELPS]

Is that you? [STAMMERS] Yes, Dr. Wu.

I'm back from my break.

Mm, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Uh, while I was out,

I paged through the new issue

of Modified Genetics Monthly.

There was a fascinating article

by your old college roommate, Dr. Schweitzenbaum.

Schweitzenbaum.

She wrote that in school, you had to use a calculator

to multiply Flieber's Constant

by the square root of the Rand Theorem.

Well. She had an imaginary friend named Stinkles.

[SIGHS] I'll be back after I write

a sternly-worded letter to the magazine's editor.

Allison. Touch nothing while I'm gone.

[PHONE RINGS] [SLURPS SOFT DRINK]

This is Dan-O the--

The horse is in the barn.

Okay, but did you get the key card?

[SIGHS] Yes.

"The horse is in the barn" is code

for "I have the key card," remember?

Ha, ha. She has the card.

Now we need a distraction.

Any ideas? Sinjin?

Sorry. I was distracted by some commotion

going on at the pteranodon aviary.

Aha. The perfect distraction.

[GRUNTS]

OWEN [SIGHS]: It's locked.

We'll have to go in from above.

Vic, please don't go in there Tasers blazing.

Pteranodons can be vicious when they're nesting.

Please. Those past-their-prime pelicans

won't know what hit 'em.

I'm going to try and find Hudson's parents.

You stay here and make sure

Vic doesn't get into too much trouble.

Oh, we both know that's inevitable.

SECURITY TEAM: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.

[BEEPS]

BOTH: It's go time.

[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]

[BEEPS]

[♪♪♪]

BOTH: Let's do this!

Oh, wow. They're hatching.

[♪♪♪]

Hi, guys. My name is Hudson.

I'm the biggest fan of your species.

[PTERANODONS SQUAWKING] And I--

[♪♪♪]

[ROARING, SQUAWKING] Whoa. Oof.

The babies' first meal.

Wait, they're eating slop.

The mother put me in the slop.

[GASPS] She's gonna feed me to her babies!

But I'm your biggest fan.

[SQUAWKS] Oh, no.

Hey!

Help! Help!

I think it's saying hello.

Aw, that's so nice.

[PTERANODON ROARS] Incoming!

[SECURITY TEAM SCREAMING, GROANING]

Vic, you hard-headed, dim-witted--

Hard-headed!

[BARKS]

Almost there.

I have to hand it to myself.

This was a brilliant plan,

and it went off without a hitch.

[CLICKS]

[GRUNTS]

[WHINES]

Swing me, Sinjin.

[GRUNTS]

Almost there, just about...

[GASPS]

[SINJIN YELLS]

[BOTH GRUNT]

No alarms.

Ha, ha. What a break.

[WAILS]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[DANNY WAILING]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

[CREAKS] [BOTH SCREAM, THEN GRUNT]

[GROANS] Without a hitch, eh?

Stop.

[GIGGLING] That tickles.

[PTERANODONS SCREECHING] No.

[LAUGHING] I think I'm gonna pee.

Stay calm.

[GIGGLING] I'll get us out of this.

[CHIMES] [LAUGHING]

All right, you winged weirdos, time to say hello

to the newest member of Jurassic World Security.

[WHIRRING]

[PTERANODONS SQUAWK]

Our drone should wrap

these pteranodons up in time for dinner,

which is mac and cheese, by the way.

SECURITY TEAM: Hooray!

Activating net launcher.

Oh, boy.

[SECURITY TEAM GROANING]

[GROANS] This is super uncomfortable.

Don't worry, I'll get it to turn around and--

[MOTOR POPS]

Uh-oh.

[♪♪♪]

[VIC GRUNTS]

[SECURITY TEAM CHEERS]

[GROANING, THEN WAILING]

Yep. I'm gonna get eaten. [SQUAWKS]

CLAIRE: Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Harper.

This is Claire Dearing with Park Operations.

We have a bit of a situation with your son.

Please call me back.

[ALARM BLARING]

Great. An alarm from the Innovation Center.

Just what we need.

[♪♪♪]

[OBJECTS RUSTLE]

Who are you?

Who are you?

[♪♪♪]

Uh. Hyah! [SHRIEKS]

[GRUNTS] Stop! Thief! Stop!

Ow.

[CHUCKLES]

[PANTING]

CLAIRE: Stop!

No one steals from this park on my watch.

[ENGINE TURNS OVER]

[♪♪♪]

[TIRES SCREECH]

[ENGINE REVVING]

[ROARS]

[WAILING]

Help!

[OFFICERS WAIL] [PTERANODON GROWLS]

I know you don't want to be doing this.

I'm just glad you accepted me as an alpha.

[PTERANODON GROWLS] OWEN: Stay here, Red.

I'm gonna take this stiggy

up the cliff face and save that kid.

[SIGHS] I hope this works.

Up! [CLICKS CLICKER]

Whoa. You really know what you're doing, don't you?

[SQUAWKS] What about that hold over there?

Can you reach it?

[CLICKS CLICKER]

[LAUGHS] Good girl.

[GRUNTS] Okay.

Heh, ready to be rescued.

All right, whoever you are.

Give me that tape and turn yourself in.

Oh, Danny's not gonna like this.

You want the tape? Then go get it.

[♪♪♪]

[ENGINE REVS] [TIRES SCREECH]

[SCREAMS]

[ENGINE REVS]

Cheerio!

[DINOSAURS GASP]

[♪♪♪]

[ALL SQUEAL]

[PTERANODONS ROARING]

What am I doing? What am I doing?

[GRUNTING]

[SECURITY TEAM WAILS]

VIC: What are you doing?

We've got this handled.

Oh, and you're doing a great job.

[GRUNTS]

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

Really ready to be rescued.

[GRUNTS] I'm working on it.

I played a video game like this once.

[GRUNTS] Neato.

[ROARS]

[ALL SQUAWK]

[ENGINE REVS] [TIRES SCREECH]

Ha!

[SQUAWKING, SNARLING]

Come on, come on.

[SQUAWKS]

[SIGHS]

[GROANS] Who was that guy?

And what did he want with you?

[♪♪♪]

[ROARING]

Hold on. What are you gonna do?

Don't worry, I'm an expert at this.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[GRUNTS, THEN LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]

OWEN: Cool, huh? HUDSON: So cool.

[SQUAWKS]

[♪♪♪]

OWEN: Uh-oh.

We're gonna need an emergency landing plan.

[CLICKS CLICKER] Come on, stiggymoloch. Please.

[PTERANODON GROANS] [BOTH WAIL]

[BOTH GRUNT] Nice catch, girl.

You okay?

So cool!

[SIGHS] Let's get out of here

before the pteranodons gear up for another bombing run.

No worries. Heh.

We've got this handled.

[PTERANODON ROARS]

All right, Hudson.

Time to get you back to your parents.

Um. Could I maybe have

one ride on the carousel first?

I didn't know stiggymolochs were so rad.

[CHUCKLES] Go on. Have some fun.

Woo-hoo! Ha, ha, yeah!

[SIGHS] You got Hudson out of the aviary.

Oh, yeah, nothing to it.

What do you have there?

While I was looking for Hudson's parents,

somebody tried to steal this old VHS tape

from the Origins of Jurassic Park exhibit.

Why?

That's what I'm going to find out.

Until then.

Till then, business as usual.

Yeah! Woo-hoo!

Go stiggy! This is awesome!

[SLURPS]

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