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#3 MY WIFE

#3 MY WIFE Say...

#3 MY WIFE Do you really have to finish that book tonight?

Do you really have to finish that book tonight?

Not really.

What's up?

Well, actually...

I found an interesting movie for rental, so I rented it...

Want use the TV? Let me get out of your hair...

Oh, no! You can stay!

So, um...

It's this one!

CHASE! 24 HOURS WITH KITTENS ~NO CUT EDITION~

CHASE! 24 HOURS WITH KITTENS ~NO CUT EDITION~ Do you want to watch this with me?

It's not actually gonna run for 24 hours straight, is it?

Of course it is, meow!

And it's 100 yen too, so talk about a great deal!

1440 minutes...

Oh, looks like it's got the Best Selection version too.

A collection of highlights for 3 hours.

Let's watch that one, please!

That was fun!

Let's watch the 24 hour version next time, okay!

Where are we?! Alpha Centauri?!

No, we're on Earth.

You okay?

Since you watched my favourite movie with me,

now it's my turn to watch yours together.

I'm more into games than movies.

I've rarely played video games before...

You might actually get addicted to it!

I'll show you how to play!

Even if the world turns upside down, no way I'd get addicted to video games.

I did it!

You win!

I can't believe I got to spend some fun time together with my long time nemesis.

Thanks for today...

Oh, you were awake?

Yeah, since a few minutes ago.

I see.

We can go buy your favourite games next time.

I'll find my favourite movies too.

Don't call me "you".

Huh?

It feels like you're looking down on me if you do.

Call me by my name.

Sakuramori?

Not my surname...

Then, Akane...

What is it, Saito?

Never mind.

Okay.

I'M GETTING MARRIED TO A GIRL

I HATE IN MY CLASS

I'M GETTING MARRIED TO A GIRL I HATE IN MY CLASS

I'M GETTING MARRIED TO A GIRL I HATE IN MY CLASS

You dropped this.

Oh, thanks.

Did you have an argument with Saito again?

We always do.

It doesn't seem like the usual shenanigans.

You don't bicker at him so much, so I guess you started hating talking to him...

It's nothing like that, though...

So you got along now?

A-As if that would ever happen with Saito!

Wait, did you always call him by his name?

Wa— Uh...

I'm going home now! See you tomorrow!

Akane! We're not even done with our first period!

LIBRARY

This is it.

Guess who.

Only Shisei would do such a prank to me.

Wow, Cousin. You understand me well.

I do not.

I cannot fathom why you would do this.

I wanted to fix your dry eyes.

SMUG How kind of me.

COMMUNICATION SKILLS FROM ZERO

COMMUNICATION SKILLS FROM ZERO I didn't expect you to be concerned about

COMMUNICATION SKILLS FROM ZERO your lack of communication skills.

Wonder why?

I just thought I could better my relationship with Akane...

Was it useful?

Yeah.

It says solidarity with others can be enhanced through collaboration.

Got a minute?

What?! I told you not to talk to me at school!

Well...

Are you busy after school?

I am. I must study hard at home.

That's not what I mean...

You don't have plans to hang out with your friends?

Huh? Well, no...

Then, what say we meet up and go shopping together after school?

D-Does that mean...

A da...

You pervert! How dare you drag a girl to a dark place and do violent stuff to her!

It's all because you said the D-word!

But is it not?

A boy and a girl meeting up...

I-It's not a date...

It's shopping!

Wouldn't it be a hassle to carry the bags alone?!

Oh, yeah! It's shopping!

Right, no way you'd invite me to a date, huh!

Of course! Don't you get the wrong idea!

I'm not! But don't you get the wrong idea either!

Where do we meet up?

Akane!

Let's go home together!

Himari?! Weren't you supposed to be working?!

Oh, my shift got cancelled out of the blue.

I wanted to hang out with you, so this is just perfect.

R-Really...

Speaking of, that parfait shop you frequent...

It's selling a limited menu from evening today!

Really?! That big portion 1 kg strawberry parfait!

Yep, yep! You've been wanting to have a bite, right?

Let me treat you!

Um, sorry, but I already have a plan with someone...

Who's that? Your new friend? Let me say hi!

You know the guy...

The only one I know who's close to you...

That'd be Saito...

Is this a date?

It's not!

Oh, well! We should hang out together, then!

I'd love to get to know your new friend too!

I'm really sorry!

I'll have to pass today! Maybe next time!

Eep!

Owwie!

I'm sorry! Are you okay?! Why are you lying on the floor?!

I've been waiting for you, Akane. To catch you in my trap.

But the trap is damaged instead...

I can't believe there's a person brave enough to stand up after stepping on me...

To reward your bravery and valour, I shall present you the legendary sword.

I'm in a rush now, so could you let me go?

Before that, I have a question for you.

What doth thou wish to have a collaboration in?

Collaboration?

Here's a questionnaire.

What do you want to collaborate with my cousin in?

Why did you bring your cousin up?

No particular reason. I just want to ask.

Unless you answer me, I'm not letting you go.

Sorry, but I have important business now!

Ah...

Why did I say important business...

It's not a date at all.

This is housework.

We're just buying daily necessities together.

Thanks for waiting.

R-Right...

Where are we going?

There's a store I frequent near our home.

I see.

Yeah.

NEKOOKA - OPEN UNTIL 11 PM

EGG KING

EGG KING For now, what we've run out at home...

EGG KING ...are green onions, natto, and eggs...

Don't just put random stuff in! Look at the price!

Price?

It's 20 yen more expensive than this one, right?

Eggs are so cheap, they're dubbed the "model price of food",

the strongest allies to family budget.

It's a waste to buy the expensive ones on purpose.

Okay.

LIMITED TIME SALE CHICKEN BREAST 50 YEN A PACK

Oh? Huh?

What?!

We've still got a long way to go...

What are we doing...

I guess we just have to accept defeat today.

Let's win this next time.

We're still doing this?

Of course.

It's survival of the fittest in this world.

I'll pass.

No.

You're coming with me.

O-Okay...

You're a diligent one, aren't you?

You must mean to say I'm annoying, right?

No, it's not that.

I'm just saying you'll make a great wife.

Huh? What?!

But I'm already married...

Oh, right...

You were trying to assault me, right?!

Wha...

You're the one who clung to me, Akane!

As if I'd do that!

Did you know? I was staying still so you wouldn't wake up!

Yeah, right! Weren't you trying to pierce my cheeks with your claws?!

I wouldn't do something so graphic!

What, then?!

I was fascinated by your cute sleeping face.

So, I impulsively wanted to pinch your cheek...

Sorry.

What?!

I-Is that true?

Yeah.

H-How cute?

So much that I almost lost my cool...

You can do it... for a while.

Huh?

My sleeping face.

I'm saying you can look at it for a while.

M-Morning.

Yeah, morning...

What's wrong?!

I was spacing out, and overcooked the bread...

This is beyond overcooked!

What's wrong with you, so early in the morning?

Why are you not wearing anything?!

What are you on about?

No way I'd go around the house naked...

STRAWBERRY CREAM BREAD

NEW ON SALE!

Here, I bought it.

Huh? It's this big?

I can't eat this much...

Let's split it, then.

Split...

Oh? Saito and Akane?

It's rare to see you together outside school.

Are you going to school together? How come?

No way we'd do that together.

Man, Saito's just stalking me!

Call the police right now!

Hold it right there!

You look like you're having fun chatting with each other, and you're sharing bread too.

He just took the leftover I threw away to the pavement,

since I couldn't eat the whole thing!

Saito?

I'm not a dog!

No, you're not a dog, sure! You're a person who'd do this!

Every time I throw something to the street, you'd just grab it greedily!

I'll sue you for defamation!

Hey!

Ouch!

Don't throw away food to the street.

I'm sorry...

That's your concern?!

Are you still studying? It's already late.

We're having a quiz soon.

Oh, you don't have to study for that.

You scored 100 on the previous quiz, huh?

You sure you don't want to study?

I never study for exams.

I remember everything taught in class. It's harder for me to forget it instead.

So, you're meaning to say that I'm stupid for studying hard, is that it?!

I'm not.

Still, you have it hard, huh.

Get out!

Don't disturb me!

What do you want?

I made you dinner.

Why don't you eat it while studying?

Dinner?

Strawberry sandwiches?!

Here you go.

Why would he make something like this for me?

What's his scheme here?

I-I suppose I could taste it...

So good...

I won't hold back with the quiz if I eat this, then!

I'll do my best till morning!

Akane? You okay?

Yeah, I just fell asleep.

You can't sleep while walking.

You've been swaying these days while walking.

You sure you're okay?

I just haven't got enough sleep from studying.

Keep it in moderation, okay? You'll ruin yourself.

Even if my body turns to dust,

as long as I'm the top scorer of our year, I'm fine with it.

Forget your scores, your health comes first.

You won't be able to beat Saito this time too, either way.

I won't be able to beat Saito?

I'll definitely win against Saito!

Even if it takes centuries, I'll make him tremble in tatters,

and make him admit that I'm superior!

Centuries? But wouldn't you have graduated by then?

We only have a year in high school, too.

If you can't win, are you going to chase him to the same uni?

No way!

If I do that, it'll look like I have a crush on him!

I brought you dinner.

Are you sleeping?

You should sleep in bed...

Feeling sick?

Not at all...

I'm just taking a short break.

Quite a fever...

Just go to bed now.

Okay.

I'm sweating a lot, it's so uncomfortable...

Wait there.

No...

You can't touch there...

Sorry.

I... must study.

That's what made you collapse.

Don't force yourself.

I have a dream I want to achieve, even by forcing myself.

Dream?

I... want to be a doctor.

I want to be someone who can save people who are suffering.

I will hate myself if I'm so powerless.

I want the people I love to always stay healthy.

But... Our family doesn't have the privilege to send me to a medical school.

If I marry you, Grandma said she'll pay for all my tuition.

So...

I see.

You sure have it easy, huh...

You can get good scores without even trying.

No matter how hard I study, I can't beat you.

I couldn't help but feel frustrated.

Talent varies from person to person. It is what it is.

That's what I hate about you.

And that's why I kind of look up to you...

Look up?

Forget it! I don't look up to you at all!

I hate you so much!

COLD BARRIER EX Is the antipyretic working?

COLD BARRIER EX I don't know...

Maybe we should call an ambulance.

No, please... Don't make a fuss out of this.

An ambulance should be reserved for someone more critical.

A fever above 40 degrees Celcius can't be a mere cold.

If you want to be a doctor, you should know.

What if someone with a terminal illness passes away because I'm in the ambulance?

I won't forgive myself if that happens!

Hey, now...

Damn, no taxis either, huh...

Just go to sleep.

We have school tomorrow.

Not happening.

What are you doing?

I can't just turn a blind eye...

...when my wife is in pain.

Wife...?

You're surprisingly strong, huh...

This is the first time I heard about your dream.

I bet you're going to ridicule me for such an impossible dream...

As if. You can become one.

Why...?

You'll pull through anything no matter what, right?

Well... yeah.

I'm bad at giving up.

I got married to a girl I hate most.

It was an unfortunate happening...

But I'm sure this marriage...

...will have a happy ending someday.

How long are you gonna sleep? Rise and shine.

I know, I know...

You'll be late for school.

Oh, well. I'll skip school for a month, then.

If you don't wake up now,

I'll wake you up with the pan I just used to fry the eggs.

Morning.

You demon.

Oh? I came all the way to wake you up, and that's how you thank me?

Come on, say thank you properly.

Thank you.

Not "very much"?

Thank you very much!

Great!

In the end, it was a mere fever.

She's back to normal after a week.

You didn't wash your face before school yesterday, right?

It was raining, so my face would get wet, anyway.

What are you, a primitive man?!

It's only natural for a human to wash their face!

All you're ever good at is studying, and nothing else, huh!

You sure you want to talk like that to me?

Huh? What are you getting smug for?

You said you "look up" to me?

I-I blurted that out because of the fever!

I got it recorded on my phone!

I'll sink you and your phone into lava!

Morning, Saito.

Morning.

So you got 100 for the quiz yesterday, huh?

Mad respect, man.

Yeah, respect me. Worship me.

You sure are a strange one, huh?

Strange?

You're good at studying, but you don't know anything...

So slow on the uptake, aren't you?

Don't get too close to me.

What? Getting flustered here?

I'm not.

I'm kidding! You're a boy, after all.

HUFF...

Wh-What's up?

You can't get too close with another girl when you have a wife...

I won't allow it, okay?

Recently, my wife is looking so cute to me...

#4 NIGHT ATTACK