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Did you bring the radio
homing device with you?
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Yes, I have it.
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Good.
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Underground has a man ready
to take it to the Allies.
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Drop it in my bag
under the table.
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No, I can't.
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That's the way
we've done it before.
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I took it from the model
they are testing Saturday.
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If it's missing,
the Gestapo will round up
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every man
in my department.
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Major Lutz, what will we do?
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This time, you must
get me out of Germany.
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I'll take the homing
device to England myself.
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But we can't get you out.
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Every man
in your department
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is being watched
by the Gestapo.
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You told me that yourself.
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It's true.
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My man is sitting
at the bar
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keeping an eye on me.
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See him?
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I'll have to talk
to my contact.
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He may have an idea
of how to get you out.
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If I don't hear
from you by Friday,
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I'll have to put it
back in the rocket.
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You'll hear from me, Major.
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Good.
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By the way,
Fraulein Finster,
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I've been meaning
to ask you.
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What is your first name?
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Lila.
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Lila.
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That's a pretty name.
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I can understand
the importance
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of getting this
Major Lutz to England,
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but I don't know
about using the tunnel.
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It's the only way.
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The Gestapo is watching
him all the time.
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If he came
to a prison camp
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on some
official business,
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it would catch them
off guard.
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Have your people
figured out a way
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to get the major
into the camp?
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No.
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We thought you might
have an idea.
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It's not like inviting
somebody to a birthday party.
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I know it will
be difficult,
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and we must get
him out of Germany
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no later than
Saturday morning.
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You say
this Major Lutz
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is an expert
in electronics?
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Yes.
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Don't worry.
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I'll think of something.
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Oh, that's good.
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No, I always say that
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when I can't
think of a thing.
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Hello, hello, hello.
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What have we got here, then?
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Yeah, let me see.
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It's bigger
than a bread box.
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Is it a big bread box?
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Guess again.
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It's a big flashlight.
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It's my own design.
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It's a rabbit trap.
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That was
my next guess.
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What do you want
a rabbit for?
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He never tasted
hasenpfeffer.
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I promised to make it.
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The recipe calls
for a rabbit.
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Uh-huh.
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I know this is a ridiculous
question, Carter,
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but how does it work?
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Yeah.
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I'll show you.
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Oh, good.
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This'll be rich.
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Watch.
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This is the rabbit.
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Sure it is.
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Hippity-hoppity, hippity-hip.
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Hippity-hoppity,
hippity-hop.
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He sees the trap.
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What is this?
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Even the bloody rabbit
doesn't know what it is.
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Shall I look inside?
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It looks harmless.
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I don't know
about the trap,
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but the story you're telling
would make a great movie.
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Maybe I'll take a little look.
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Yeah, yeah...
Go ahead.
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Look at the door.
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Room for my tender little ears
to get in
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without getting bruised.
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Oh, boy.
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I'll take one... quick... look.
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No, don't do it,
it's a trap!
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What do you think?
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Well, let me put it
this way, Carter.
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If we were
fighting rabbits,
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the war would be over
right now.
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What is the whistle for?
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That let's me know
if I caught a rabbit.
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Or somebody's hat.
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I don't know what
to use for bait?
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What do rabbits
like best?
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Other rabbits.
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All right, look...
No excuses.
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How much longer
is it going to take
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to finish this
gonculator?
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Well, we're having
a lot of trouble
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getting the parts, sir.
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You see, we've
got to attach
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the wiring relays
to the rheostat,
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so that the
merkle jammers
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won't receive any
electronic interference.
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Look, I want results.
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This thing has got
to be finished by...
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Oh, hi, Schultz.
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LeBEAU:
Oh, hi, Schultz!
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What did you bring us
today, huh?
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Hmm...
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What do you got there?
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What are you hiding?
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Nothing, why, uh...
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we're not hiding
anything, Schultz.
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It's a, uh, uh...
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Back, back, back, back!
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You call that nothing?
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Well, it's a... it's a...
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Yes, Colonel Hogan?
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That's a rabbit trap,
right fellas?
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Yeah.
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A big fat rabbit trap.
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Your basic
rabbit trap.
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A rabbit trap.
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Right.
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Sure... give
me your hat,
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I'll show you
how it works.
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Never mind, Carter.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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It's a...
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uh... a rabbit trap.
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Well...
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I think I'll take a little nap.
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That's a very good
idea, Schultzy.
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I don't know whether
this thing'll get a rabbit,
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but it sure works great
with pigeons.
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Schultz, I left
strict instructions
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not to be disturbed.
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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But I was waiting outside
for two hours
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and I have something
very important to report.
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More important than all this
paperwork I'm doing here?
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Well, I...
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Is it so important that it
cannot wait until tomorrow?
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Well, I...
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Because, you see,
this can't!
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The general's staff
is waiting to find out
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how many paper napkins we use.
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They can't go on with the war
until they find that out.
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Dismissed.
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Ha.
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Colonel Klink...
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Hogan, whatever it is, it will
have to wait until tomorrow.
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I'm too busy.
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Is that what you want
me to tell the men?
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You're busy?
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Is that all it
means to you?
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What are you talking about?
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Well, fine.
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I'll tell them
that the insult to you,
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which they
are taking personally,
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isn't bothering you at all...
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You, the man
they consider a legend,
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is taking it all very calmly.
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Hogan, wait!
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What am I taking so calmly?
What insult?
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I'm talking about the honor
that's been paid to Stalag 19
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while we here at Stalag 13
are being ignored.
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What honor?
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You mean you...
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Colonel Klink,
I'm sorry.
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I should have realized
you knew nothing about it.
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Hogan, will you please
come to the point?
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Well, you know
Major Lutz,
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your well-known
electronics expert?
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Major Lutz?
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Oh, yes, that Major Lutz.
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Of course.
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What about him?
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Well, the major's perfected
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a new electronic
prisoner-escape device.
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It's being installed
in Stalag 19.
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Why them
and not us?
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I don't believe it.
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He wouldn't do that to me.
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Why, may I ask, has
Major Lutz been spending
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the last four days
at Stalag 19?
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That's outrageous.
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Our camp has a much higher
rating than theirs.
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I suppose you're going to
do something about it, sir?
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Yes, and right away.
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No!
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I'll have to wait
until tomorrow.
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First I have to finish
all this paperwork.
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It never ends!
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Eight copies
to every report.
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Then another copy
for the fireproof vault.
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Then another copy
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in case there is a fire
in the fireproof vault.
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That's what I call
efficiency.
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You know, I used to have
the same problem
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when I was
at the Pentagon.
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I finally figured
a way to lick it
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and never did any
paperwork after that.
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What did you do?
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Oh, I, uh, thought of the most
common name I could think of
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and marked
all the papers
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"To the attention
of Colonel John Smith"
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and just sent it on.
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You expect me to write,
"Attention Colonel John Smith,"
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and have someone in the Pentagon
do my work?
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Glad to see you haven't lost
your old sense of humor, sir.
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Naturally in your case,
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you'd mark it to the attention
of Colonel Johann Schmidt.
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There must be thousands of guys
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that have that name
in your army.
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That would be cheating.
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We don't do things like that
in our army.
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It's just an idea.
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And not a very good one.
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Dismissed.
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"Attention
Colonel Johann Schmidt."
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"Attention
Colonel Johann Schmidt."
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"Attention
Colonel Johann Schmidt."
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Come in, come in, come in.
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Ah, Sergeant Schultz,
come in.
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What a pleasure
to see you.
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Herr Kommandant,
I wish to make a report.
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Oh, yes, that matter
that was so urgent.
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Go on, go on.
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While making my regular
barracks inspection,
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I found everything
in order
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in barrack one,
three and four.
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But in barrack two...
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Colonel Klink speaking.
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Klink, this is
General Burkhalter.
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General Burkhalter, what
a pleasure to hear from you.
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I was just saying the other day
at the officer's club,
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I was saying, "We never see
the general anymore."
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You know the club does not seem
the same without you, sir.
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Klink, shut up.
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Yes, sir.
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I'll be over later
for an inspection.
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Have everything ready.
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I don't want to spend any more
time there than I have to.
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I understand sir.
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A word to the wise.
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I wouldn't call it that.
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No, sir.
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Oh, by the way, sir,
I was just wondering.
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Why did Stalag 19 get
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the electronic prisoner-escape
device and we didn't?
266
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I mean, after all,
the record of our camp
267
00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,537
is much better than theirs.
268
00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:06,040
I don't know anything about it,
269
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,709
but if they got it
and you didn't,
270
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:13,422
it must be because they have had
escapes and you haven't.
271
00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:16,258
That's exactly the way I felt...
A great compliment.
272
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,261
Good-bye.
273
00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:21,931
That Hogan, why do I
always listen to him?
274
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,308
Herr Kommandant, may I
go on with my report?
275
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,019
Oh, yes, go on, Schultz,
tell me what's so important.
276
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,020
Who wants to listen...
277
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,730
Wait a minute, wait a minute...
Let's listen.
278
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:33,317
In barracks two,
I made a big discovery.
279
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:37,988
Colonel Hogan and his men
were building a... uh...
280
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,490
a gonculator.
281
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,535
A what?
282
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:45,204
A gon-cu-la-tor.
283
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,831
Go on.
284
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,583
Colonel Hogan was very angry
with his men
285
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,585
because it took them so long.
286
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:55,381
Something was said
about wiring relays in rheostats
287
00:11:55,422 --> 00:12:02,221
and merkle jammers
and electronic interference.
288
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,807
The men acted
very guilty
289
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,684
when they saw me.
290
00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:12,231
They told me
it was a rabbit trap.
291
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:17,987
I acted very stupid,
and not to make them suspicious,
292
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:21,490
I pretended I believed
the story.
293
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,075
A gonculator, huh?
294
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:26,745
I saw it with my own eyes.
295
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:29,748
Kinch, give me all the spare
parts you have for that radio.
296
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,333
Anything in particular,
Colonel?
297
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:33,002
Everything,
and I'm not particular.
298
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,169
Right.
299
00:12:34,169 --> 00:12:36,505
Are you sure it was a...
300
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:37,506
gonculator?
301
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:40,968
No question about it.
302
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:44,179
Imagine the nerve of that Hogan
303
00:12:44,179 --> 00:12:49,435
thinking he can build a
gonculator right under my nose.
304
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,067
Here they come.
305
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,861
Okay, places and
watch the overacting.
306
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,741
Attention, everybody,
Herr Kommandant is here!
307
00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:06,452
Colonel Hogan, there will be
an inspection later.
308
00:13:06,493 --> 00:13:07,578
I want you to take your men
309
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,413
and have them clean up
the motor pool area.
310
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,540
I'd like to leave one man behind
to sort of tidy up.
311
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:15,419
When I say all,
I mean all.
312
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:19,214
All right, fellas, let's go.
313
00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:21,467
Come on, let's go!
314
00:13:21,508 --> 00:13:22,676
Raus!
315
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,428
Schnell!
316
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,517
Are you sure it's here?
317
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:33,395
It's got to be,
Herr Kommandant.
318
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,950
Mm-hmm.
319
00:13:50,954 --> 00:13:52,456
Fresh sawdust.
320
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:04,051
Aha...
321
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,052
See,
Herr Kommandant,
322
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,470
I told you.
323
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,429
What do you think?
324
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,724
It's a gonculator, all right.
325
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,142
It's, uh, uh...
326
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,769
not quite like ours.
327
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:16,355
Ours is, uh...
a little different,
328
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,649
but there's no doubt about it,
it's a gonculator.
329
00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:19,650
Shall I smash it?
330
00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:21,401
No!
331
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:24,822
I want General Burkhalter
to see this first.
332
00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:27,449
What kind of a surprise?
333
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:30,202
I want you to find out for
yourself, General Burkhalter.
334
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:33,455
Now, as you know,
I keep a very close eye
335
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,833
on everything that goes on
in this camp.
336
00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:38,669
No detail too small
for me to observe.
337
00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:43,340
I always say to myself,
Klink, expect the unexpected.
338
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,968
Suspect
the unsuspected.
339
00:14:46,009 --> 00:14:47,803
And above all, I say...
340
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,805
Oh, another one
of your headaches?
341
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,265
Is there anything
that you could take
342
00:14:51,306 --> 00:14:52,266
that would help?
343
00:14:52,307 --> 00:14:55,686
Yes, I can take my leave.
344
00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:58,147
Now, Klink, show me
the surprise
345
00:14:58,188 --> 00:14:59,898
you were talking about.
346
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:00,941
Yes, sir.
347
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,317
If you will come
with me, please.
348
00:15:02,317 --> 00:15:03,110
This way, sir.
349
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:05,988
What is it?
350
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,156
A gonculator.
351
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:08,949
Hogan and his men
are building one.
352
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,742
A gonculator?
353
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,160
As you can see for yourself,
354
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,079
it has many of the same
features as ours.
355
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:16,081
Naturally not quite the same.
356
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:19,877
Of course not... that's what
had me fooled for a moment.
357
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:22,462
But it can be used
for the same purpose.
358
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,673
But not quite as efficient
as ours.
359
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,174
Even with the merkle jammer
360
00:15:26,174 --> 00:15:28,176
and the wiring relays
with the rheostat.
361
00:15:28,176 --> 00:15:29,970
Huh?
362
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,306
How would you say
this gonculator
363
00:15:32,347 --> 00:15:34,683
is basically different
from ours?
364
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:37,144
Oh, I-I wouldn't dream
of pointing something out
365
00:15:37,185 --> 00:15:38,186
that you know
366
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:39,688
far better
than I do.
367
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,940
I suppose you're going to report
this to the high command?
368
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:43,191
Report?
369
00:15:43,191 --> 00:15:47,863
Klink, I want you
to make the written report.
370
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,824
Oh, sir, I think that
honor should go to you,
371
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,200
my superior officer.
372
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,244
And as your
superior officer,
373
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:57,789
I order you
to make the report.
374
00:15:57,831 --> 00:15:59,082
General Burkhalter,
may I suggest
375
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,418
that we let Colonel Hogan
finish this gonculator.
376
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,461
Then we seize it,
377
00:16:02,502 --> 00:16:04,546
and thus we have
a working model
378
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:05,881
of the American type?
379
00:16:05,922 --> 00:16:07,674
Good idea.
380
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,177
But we must keep an eye
on Hogan every moment.
381
00:16:10,218 --> 00:16:11,553
Oh, General Burkhalter,
382
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,972
when it comes to Colonel
Hogan, I can assure you
383
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,390
I'm always one step
ahead of him.
384
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,727
Ja.
385
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:19,728
Ja, Herr Kommandant.
386
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,939
They're still working
on the gonculator.
387
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,567
Keep watching and report
everything that happens.
388
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,235
He's still looking,
isn't he?
389
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:29,196
Like a ruddy hawk.
390
00:16:29,237 --> 00:16:32,282
Hey, LeBeau, give us
a light, will you?
391
00:16:34,826 --> 00:16:36,953
Herr Kommandant?
392
00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:40,874
The gonculator lights
cigarettes.
393
00:16:40,957 --> 00:16:42,876
Are you sure?
394
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:46,254
I want to know
every move they make.
395
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,509
Get me the supply depot.
396
00:16:53,553 --> 00:16:56,598
Captain Dingels, supply officer.
397
00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:00,060
Yes, Colonel Klink.
398
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:04,606
Information about
the gonculator?
399
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,566
Well, of course
I know what it is.
400
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,570
What, uh...
401
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:13,240
What model number
did you want to know about?
402
00:17:13,281 --> 00:17:14,408
Oh...
403
00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:16,034
Well, naturally, sir, we, uh...
404
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:20,455
we must have the model number.
405
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,749
Gen... general information?
406
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:26,044
Well... uh...
407
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,295
Well, I'm sorry, sir.
408
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,464
The gonculator
is classified "secret"
409
00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:32,551
and we are not allowed
to give that information out.
410
00:17:34,302 --> 00:17:35,470
Yes, sir.
411
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:45,147
Captain Dingels, supply officer.
412
00:17:45,188 --> 00:17:49,317
Yes, General Burkhalter.
413
00:17:49,317 --> 00:17:52,571
You... want to know
about the gonculator?
414
00:17:52,612 --> 00:17:53,697
Well, I'm sorry, sir,
415
00:17:53,738 --> 00:17:55,448
the gonculator is
classified "secret"
416
00:17:55,490 --> 00:17:58,618
and we are not allowed
to give that information out.
417
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,704
Yes, sir.
418
00:18:04,499 --> 00:18:07,002
Gonculator...
419
00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:08,587
Kinch?
420
00:18:08,628 --> 00:18:10,005
Got any more radio parts?
421
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:12,174
No, we're fresh out.
422
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,467
But here's an old alarm
clock I took apart.
423
00:18:14,509 --> 00:18:15,760
Oh, good.
424
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:23,977
Hey, Colonel,
where should I put this?
425
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,687
Carter...
426
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,480
what difference
does it make?
427
00:18:27,522 --> 00:18:29,024
Mm-hmm.
428
00:18:29,065 --> 00:18:30,025
Anything new?
429
00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:31,526
They're still
working on it, General.
430
00:18:31,526 --> 00:18:33,320
Klink, it is
very important
431
00:18:33,361 --> 00:18:35,989
that Hogan finish
the gonculator.
432
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,115
Yes, General.
433
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,951
But we must find out
how close it is to ours.
434
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:42,704
You know, ours is
a classified secret.
435
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,414
Of course I know.
436
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,540
That's the very reason
437
00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:47,208
we want to see
the American model.
438
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:49,127
Did you get the German
uniform?
439
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,503
LeBEAU:
It's in your office.
440
00:18:50,545 --> 00:18:52,714
Okay, this is
the time.
441
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,215
Ah, it's no use!
442
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,551
We can't finish
the gonculator.
443
00:18:56,551 --> 00:18:57,552
But, Colonel,
444
00:18:57,552 --> 00:18:58,553
we can't
give up now.
445
00:18:58,553 --> 00:19:00,138
LeBEAU: Sure, it's almost done.
446
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,974
Who are we kidding...
We can only go so far.
447
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,225
Without the Lutz diagram,
448
00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:06,102
we might as well
forget all about it.
449
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:07,395
Colonel,
450
00:19:07,395 --> 00:19:09,648
is the Lutz diagram
so important?
451
00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:14,402
Newkirk, the Lutz diagram is
the heart of the whole machine.
452
00:19:14,402 --> 00:19:16,488
What's going on?
453
00:19:16,529 --> 00:19:17,656
They stopped working
454
00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:19,699
because they have not got
the Lutz diagram.
455
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,076
Well, let's get
it for them.
456
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,118
What is it?
457
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,246
Lutz, Lutz... where have
I heard that name before?
458
00:19:25,288 --> 00:19:28,917
Oh, yes, Major Lutz,
the electronics expert.
459
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,418
His name came up
just the other day.
460
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,961
Major Lutz.
461
00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:34,631
I'll get him here
right away.
462
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,549
Major Lutz is on the way.
463
00:19:36,591 --> 00:19:37,592
Good.
464
00:19:37,592 --> 00:19:38,593
Hey, we did
it again!
465
00:19:38,593 --> 00:19:39,928
Hold the celebration.
466
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:41,638
We still have to get him
down in the tunnel
467
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,431
and get that homing device
back to England.
468
00:19:43,431 --> 00:19:44,432
Colonel?
469
00:19:44,432 --> 00:19:45,433
You need Schultz any more?
470
00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:46,601
No, we're finished
with him.
471
00:19:46,601 --> 00:19:48,937
Right.
472
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,780
Oh, my goodness!
473
00:19:58,822 --> 00:19:59,823
Look what I've...
474
00:19:59,864 --> 00:20:01,991
Schultz, what were you
doing there anyway?
475
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,623
Are you sure you have
the right man?
476
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:11,668
There are more important people
in my department than I am.
477
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,545
Now, come now,
don't be so modest.
478
00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:14,629
We've heard a lot
about you.
479
00:20:14,629 --> 00:20:15,630
You have?
480
00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:17,132
And the Lutz
diagram.
481
00:20:17,173 --> 00:20:18,133
The Lutz diagram?
482
00:20:18,174 --> 00:20:19,134
Mm-hmm.
483
00:20:19,175 --> 00:20:20,510
Who's that?
484
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:23,638
He's from the Gestapo.
485
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,641
He's assigned to me because
of the kind of work I do.
486
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:29,018
All the people in my department
have our shadows.
487
00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:31,354
I suppose we can't
be too careful...
488
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,815
Especially with things
like the gonculator.
489
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:34,899
That what?
490
00:20:34,941 --> 00:20:35,942
The gonculator.
491
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:37,444
Never heard of it.
492
00:20:37,485 --> 00:20:38,903
Oh, we understand
your denying it.
493
00:20:38,945 --> 00:20:40,572
It's a proper
security procedure,
494
00:20:40,613 --> 00:20:42,323
but we know all about
the gonculator.
495
00:20:42,365 --> 00:20:44,284
There's one right here
in this camp.
496
00:20:44,325 --> 00:20:46,411
I don't know
what you're talking about.
497
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,580
If we show you one,
will you admit it?
498
00:20:48,621 --> 00:20:49,581
Naturally, sir.
499
00:20:49,622 --> 00:20:51,332
I cannot deny something
if I see it,
500
00:20:51,374 --> 00:20:52,625
whatever it is.
501
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,252
Oh, it isn't a
"whatever it is."
502
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,044
It is a gonculator.
503
00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:58,548
Here is your gonculator.
504
00:20:58,590 --> 00:20:59,549
Schultz, bring it to the table.
505
00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:13,646
There is your
gonculator.
506
00:21:13,688 --> 00:21:15,190
It's not a gonculator.
507
00:21:15,231 --> 00:21:17,317
It's a toy I made
for my little niece Lila.
508
00:21:19,235 --> 00:21:22,488
Now, don't bother
Major Lutz.
509
00:21:22,530 --> 00:21:24,365
But I promised Lila
510
00:21:24,365 --> 00:21:25,366
I'd send it to her
in England.
511
00:21:25,408 --> 00:21:26,534
Look, Hogan,
512
00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:27,827
you're in enough
trouble already.
513
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:29,162
You're just
making it worse.
514
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,539
What was it
you called this?
515
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:32,874
A gonculator, Major.
516
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:36,044
Of course, it's quite different
from our model, but...
517
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,545
Why am I telling you
all this?
518
00:21:37,545 --> 00:21:38,630
You are the expert.
519
00:21:38,671 --> 00:21:40,882
As you say, it's not like
our German gonculator.
520
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,842
Not as good.
521
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:43,843
Of course not.
522
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:45,053
Ah, yes.
523
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,722
Still quite
interesting.
524
00:21:47,722 --> 00:21:50,600
Will someone please
plug this in?
525
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:51,601
Sergeant?
526
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,645
Jawohl.
527
00:21:53,686 --> 00:21:55,563
Be careful.
528
00:21:55,563 --> 00:21:58,107
Klink, don't be an idiot...
This man is an expert.
529
00:22:18,544 --> 00:22:19,420
Pull out the plug!
530
00:22:20,755 --> 00:22:24,717
Schultz, pull out
the plug!
531
00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:33,601
Where's Major Lutz?
532
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:41,109
Oh, no.
533
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:49,117
Is that all that is left
of Major Lutz?
534
00:22:51,619 --> 00:22:54,288
Let us have
a moment of silence...
535
00:22:54,288 --> 00:22:56,207
to honor that brave man...
536
00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:58,626
who gave his all
for the Fatherland.
537
00:22:58,626 --> 00:23:00,294
Here it is.
538
00:23:00,586 --> 00:23:02,004
Good.
539
00:23:02,046 --> 00:23:03,297
We have no time to waste.
540
00:23:03,339 --> 00:23:05,633
They are waiting for us
at the end of the tunnel.
541
00:23:07,301 --> 00:23:08,761
I think I'd better go
542
00:23:08,803 --> 00:23:11,889
and explain to the Gestapo
man what happened.
543
00:23:11,931 --> 00:23:13,474
Yes, sir.
544
00:23:13,474 --> 00:23:15,143
Poor Major Lutz.
545
00:23:17,311 --> 00:23:18,980
Hogan, I'm going to throw
the book at you.
546
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,106
What did I do?
547
00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:22,734
You know what... you built
an illegal gonculator.
548
00:23:22,775 --> 00:23:23,776
Who's going to believe
549
00:23:23,818 --> 00:23:24,861
a bunch of
prisoners of war
550
00:23:24,902 --> 00:23:26,154
would build
a piece of equipment
551
00:23:26,195 --> 00:23:28,364
that can only be used
in a submarine.
552
00:23:28,406 --> 00:23:29,824
Submarine?
553
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:32,702
I knew I should have
called the navy.
554
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:34,162
But I am still
going to report this
555
00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:36,330
to the Prisoner of War
Commission of the High Command.
556
00:23:36,372 --> 00:23:37,498
Fine.
557
00:23:37,498 --> 00:23:39,333
Mark it to the attention
of the officer in charge:
558
00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:41,794
Colonel Johann Schmidt.
559
00:23:41,836 --> 00:23:43,504
Colonel Johann Schmidt?
560
00:23:43,504 --> 00:23:46,591
Perhaps we better
forget it?
561
00:23:46,632 --> 00:23:49,177
Hogan, you will give me
your word of honor
562
00:23:49,218 --> 00:23:51,012
that this will
never happen again.
563
00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:54,182
I promise... I'll never
make another gonculator.
564
00:23:59,812 --> 00:24:01,647
Carter?
565
00:24:01,689 --> 00:24:03,191
How about repairing
your rabbit trap.
566
00:24:03,232 --> 00:24:04,233
We'll all help.
567
00:24:04,275 --> 00:24:05,943
Nah, it's no use, Colonel,
it's ruined.
568
00:24:07,361 --> 00:24:08,571
Hey!
569
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:10,406
Hey, the trap worked.
570
00:24:10,448 --> 00:24:12,867
Hey, I got
myself rabbit.
571
00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:13,910
How about that?
572
00:24:13,951 --> 00:24:16,120
We're going to have that
hasenpfeffer after all.
573
00:24:16,162 --> 00:24:17,747
We got everything we need.
574
00:24:17,788 --> 00:24:19,665
That's what you're
going to be: hasenpfeffer.
575
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:22,460
Why's he looking at me
like that?
576
00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:24,045
Well, Carter,
how would you feel
577
00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:25,213
if someone
just told you
578
00:24:25,254 --> 00:24:26,964
you were going to be
hasenpfeffer?
579
00:24:27,673 --> 00:24:28,674
Okay.
580
00:24:28,716 --> 00:24:31,510
Go home.
581
00:24:31,552 --> 00:24:34,222
Hey, looks like
he's found a home with us.
582
00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:35,890
He likes us.
583
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:37,058
Let's keep it as a pet.
584
00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:39,185
One rabbit won't be too
much trouble, will it, Colonel?
585
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:42,063
Carter, my boy, I must
tell you the truth...
586
00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:44,857
There is no such thing
as one rabbit.
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