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[grand orchestral fanfare playing]

♪ ♪

[ship rumbling softly]

[engine rumbling]

[slow, steady beeping]

♪ ♪

[asteroids rumbling]

♪ ♪

[ship rumbling loudly]

MIA [over speakers]: Is he asleep?

- Where's Daddy? Is he asleep? - [alarm blaring]

- Should we wake him up? - Yeah.

Wake up, Daddy!

- Let's wake him up. - Yeah.

- Wake up, Daddy. - Wake up, Daddy.

Wake up!

CALEB: Wake up, Daddy!

- Wake up. - Should we wake him up?

Yeah.

[alarm beeping rapidly]

Wait.

Don't go.

LEONARD [automated voice]: Warning.

Catastrophic hull breach.

- Personal survival system activated. -What the hell?

Please remain calm.

You are being fitted with a Mark 4 Lightweight

Environmentally Optimized Navigation

- and Reconnaissance Device... - What are you doing?

...commonly known as a LEONARD.

Continue to remain calm as your emergency launch suit is built.

[whirring]

Wait, wait. W-W-W-Wait. What's happening?

Don't worry. I'll be with you on your entire journey today.

[grunting]

Emergency launch initiated in three, two, one.

What?

- [rockets firing] - [screaming]

[screaming]

[panting sharply]

[panicked grunting]

♪ ♪

[panicked grunting and panting]

LEONARD: To avoid cranial injury,

please remain completely still.

ANDY: No, no. No, no, no, no, no.

[whimpering]: What the f-- What?

Come on, man.

[shouting]

[whirring]

Suit build complete.

If you need me, just say "LEONARD."

[gasping]

Can't breathe.

LEONARD: Understood. Stand by.

O2 regulator engaged.

Automated medical systems online.

[whirring]

[thudding]

We are currently moving at 15,000 miles per hour.

Gravitational pull and trajectory indicate

- that we are falling. - No shit.

LEONARD: Outside temperature is 2,900 degrees Fahrenheit.

This is exceeding the manufacturer's recommended

- safety level temperature. - Shut up!

[explosive rumbling]

- ANDY: What the hell? - [alarm blaring]

Stabilization compromised.

Exceeding advised reentry speed.

Right rear stabilization thruster depleted.

- Terrain alert. Terrain alert. Terrain alert. -[rapid beeping]

[grunts]

[rapid beeping]

Please brace for impact.

[screaming]

[grunting]

[wind whistling softly]

[rocks crumbling]

[thunder rumbling]

♪ ♪

- [gasps, grunts] - [alarm beeping]

Vitals erratic. Please confirm consciousness.

- What? -Confirmed. - [beeping stops]

Oh, I hate you.

Heart rate dangerously elevated.

Possible heart attack. Preparing defibrillator.

- No, no, no, no, no. Disengage. - [electronic whirring]

- Three, two... - No, no, disengage. Disengage!

- Defibrillator deactivated. - [whirring stops]

Diminished neural activity suggests possible stroke.

I'm not having a damn stroke.

I just fell from the sky, and you're trying to kill me!

Administering suppository for nausea.

You put anything up my ass...

[mechanical clicking, whirring]

- Deactivate personal assistant. - [whirring stops]

Sleep mode requested.

Are you sure?

I've never been more sure.

Go away.

- Have a great day. - [musical chiming]

[panting]

[sniffs]

[thunder rumbling]

Where the hell am I?

- Open comms. - [beep]

[static crackling]

This is Andy Ramirez, ident-number 0725-E.

Anyone out there?

[static crackling]

Broadcasting on all frequencies.

This is Andy Ramirez, ident-number 0725-E.

- Anyone out there? - [static crackling]

[rumbling]

LEONARD: Warning. Underground fissure detected.

- Terrain unstable. - [rocks crumbling]

Suggest you exit escape pod immediately.

[panting] Okay.

Don't panic. Come on, come on.

Don't panic. Come on.

Seriously?

Thanks, guys.

[grunting]

[panting]

Think, Andy. Think.

Yeah, we in a mix. [panting]

[grunting]

[laughing softly]

Yeah. Let's go.

Oh, that's better.

That's what I'm talking about, bro.

[grunting]

[shouts]

[air hissing]

[musical chiming]

- Warning. Suit breach detected. - [alarm beeping]

Exterior atmosphere comprises two percent oxygen,

97% CO2, one percent nitrogen

and will not support human life.

- Shit! Come on. - O2 levels dropping.

- 59. 51. -Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

- Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. -49.

- 47. - Not gonna die.

- 42. - [whirring]

- [alarm stops] - [gasping]

42% oxygen remaining.

[panting]

Oh, you got to be kidding.

I'm never trying to leave this pod again.

Ever.

- [electrical popping] - [shouts]

Warning. Electrical fire detected.

- Exit escape pod immediately. - [alarm beeping]

ANDY: Come on. Come on. Come on.

[grunting]

[panting]

Good news. I have located the "Borealis."

[rumbling]

[panting]

[grunts, shouts]

[groaning]

[panting]

LEONARD.

LEONARD: What can I help with?

Map up my flight path.

Where am I?

[beeping]

LEONARD: After departing Earth,

you traveled 2.48 trillion kilometers

before an unexpected collision

sent you to this unmapped system.

You have not reached your target destination.

Records indicate you are the first human

to reach this unexplored planet or asteroid.

You are legally entitled to name it.

- Please enter now. - No.

Searching. The name "No" is already in use.

- No, not "No." - Searching.

The name "No Not No" is already in use.

- Fuck off, LEONARD. - Searching.

The name "Fuck off LEONARD" is available.

- Would you like to use it? - Yeah, sure. Why not?

Request confirmed.

Sending the name

to the Registry of Extrasolar Bodies and Planets.

- [beep] - Done.

Congratulations on successfully naming

this extrasolar body or planet.

Deactivate personal assistant.

[musical chiming]

LEONARD: Have a great day.

You're the worst.

[slow, steady beeping]

[beep]

This is Andy Ramirez, ident-number 0725-E.

Is anyone out there?

[static crackling]

This is Andy Ramirez, ident-number 0725-E.

Is anybody out there?

[static crackling]

This is Andy Ramirez, ident-number 0725-E.

Broadcasting on all frequencies.

Anybody out there?

[static crackling]

Where the hell am I?

This is Andy Ramirez.

Broadcasting on all frequencies.

Any survivors out there?

[sighs] Come on, people.

Somebody. Somebody, hit me.

Don't leave me hanging.

♪ ♪

[panting]

- LEONARD. - [musical chiming]

LEONARD: What can I help with?

ANDY: Scan for active trackers.

Scanning.

One tracker located.

[slow beeping]

ANDY: Hey, is anyone over there? You okay?

[beeping continues faster]

Hello?

[beeping stops]

Oh, thank God.

[grunting]

[panting]

[panicked grunting]

[mutters]: No, don't do that.

Don't puke. Don't...

[panting]

[object clanks on ground]

LEONARD, plot a course to that light source.

Plotted course has a travel time of 48 minutes.

Oxygen level will be depleted by 2.5%.

[wind howling]

[grunting nervously]

Yeah, there we go.

[panicked grunting]

Hey. Hey.

Oh, thank... thank God.

Thank God.

I thought I was alone out here.

Look, I need your help, man.

I'm... I'm low on air.

Good to see another face.

At least one still attached to a body.

Name's Dwayne.

Andy.

- Wait, s-so you saw that back there? -Yeah.

Tends to happen when you land face-first from orbit.

We should probably pack him up for rations.

Hand me that cable.

Rations?

You mean, like...

you mean, like, for eating him?

Closest burger joint is about a trillion miles that way.

What kind of situation you think we're in here, kid?

Right.

So, you have any idea where we are?

Before my pod launched, I checked the nav history.

We were only three years and four months

into the cryo sleep cycle

when the company decides to take a shortcut

through an asteroid field to save fuel.

Boom.

Which means we ain't where we're supposed to be.

[device whirring]

Wh-What are all these things?

They're S.O.S. lights.

Hold up, wait. You're a comms tech?

No. We ran comms in the Corps.

Marine?

S-Semper fi, brother.

S-So I-I stumbled upon the right person, then.

You stumbled into the only person.

200 souls on board, and we're probably the only ones left.

Wait.

S-So, when we set this all up, then...

Relay our position to Earth

so we can get a rescue pod out here

before we get used to drinking each other's urine.

Cool.

Cool. Uh, how long's that gonna take?

If I send a direct transmission, it'll be like nine months.

But Dwayne found a killer shortcut.

Oh, yeah.

Bouncing the signal off the McCluskey Hawthorne INSs

to cut the time down to eight.

Okay. Okay, yeah, I could do eight months.

Well, they get the message in eight months.

At which point, they'll send the "RTS,"

fastest ship they got.

Sucker really flies.

Fast is good.

Bearing any snafus,

that'll put them here in about a year and a half.

A year and a half?!

Plus the eight months.

How is that fast?

Not too bad if you ask me.

That's terrible, Dwayne.

What are we gonna do here till then?

I don't know, start drafting a workman's comp claim?

It's gonna be huge.

[Dwayne chuckles]

No!

We're gonna establish a base camp.

We're gonna survive.

- We're gonna make this planet our Shangri-la. -Okay.

So the front half of the "Borealis" go down south of us.

Maybe some of the habitats are intact.

That's where we're going next.

Oh, God, no. That's-that's horrible.

That's horrible. That's never gonna work.

- We're gonna die. - Hey!

Dwayne doesn't die.

I spent two months dissolving in an acid lake on Titan.

I been sucked out an airlock in orbit, no suit.

I sewed my goddamn hand back on twice.

Stay in line, and you'll be fine.

- [electronics power down] - [grunting]

- Hey! - Hey, my... my bad.

My bad. Uh...

DWAYNE: Want to stay here another six months?

Come on, come on! Plug it in!

Look, I'm sorry, man. Uh...

Hey, I'm g-- I'm gonna have to tether into your suit

- for some air. - [roars]

- [electronics power up] - Okay.

There we go.

[buzzing softly]

Uh, Dwayne?

Dwayne?

Hey, come on, man. Stop messing with me.

[device beeps]

- Hey, this thing's working now. - [musical chiming]

LEONARD: Warning. Oxygen is now 36%.

Suggest you replenish your reserves as soon as possible.

A'ight, man, I'm-a send this thing.

[device beeping steadily]

[beeping, whirring]

It's working.

Oh, snap, let's go.

I'm taking your gun.

LEONARD: Theft is a crime.

This violates the LEONARD terms of use.

Okay.

I am required to report this infraction,

which may result in loss of bonus, jail time

or dismissal from the company.

Are you sure you want to proceed?

ANDY: Go ahead, knock yourself out.

♪ ♪

Seriously, Dwayne?

[breathing heavily]

- LEONARD. - [musical chiming]

LEONARD: What can I help with?

Just chart me a course to the "Borealis" without talking.

LEONARD: There are 2,307 pieces of the "Borealis"

spread over a two kilometer radius.

Well, just get me to the biggest one.

LEONARD: Recalculating. Recalculating.

Setting fastest route now.

Continue straight for five klicks.

ANDY: Andy Ramirez coming at you live

from some busted-ass rock.

Anyone out there?

[panting]

Come on. Don't leave me hanging.

This is Andy Ramirez, ident-number 0725-E.

♪ ♪

[panting]

LEONARD, what-what the hell, man?

LEONARD: This is the fastest route to the "Borealis."

ANDY: It's a damn cliff, bro.

LEONARD: I'm sorry. I am part of a corporate-wide recall.

The update process may cause me to short circuit.

- [Andy grunts] - LEONARD: Please return me

to the McCluskey Hawthorne Corporation.

- ANDY: Deactivate. [grunting] - LEONARD: Have a great day.

[musical chiming]

[Andy grunts]

[screams]

[panting] Just--

[screams]

♪ ♪

[sighs]

I'm gonna die out here.

[static over comms]

I said deactivate.

NAOMI [over comms]: Is any-- out there?

[breaking up]: Can anyone read me?

- ...anybody copy this? - Hello?

Hi. Calloway here.

What? I can't... C-Can you repeat?

Yes. Yeah, I can--

Okay, okay.

Damn it. Okay, j-just keep talking.

All right, uh, uh, I'm gonna try to find a signal.

Just stay with me. Stay with me, all right?

NAOMI: Can hear you. I re--

Wait, hold on, can you hear me?

Yeah, I c--

- Can you hear me? - No--

Keep talking. Just keep talking.

- Okay. This is it. - Can't hea--

Stay-stay with me. I got to find a signal.

I'm gonna find a signal.

- Keep talking, keep talking. - Please don't.

Hello--

Just keep talking, keep talking. Hello?

- Naomi. It's Nao-- - [panting]

My name is Naomi Calloway, ident-number 0928-A.

Do you copy?

- I copy. I copy. - Oh, thank God.

[crying]: Thank God.

My name's A-Andy.

NAOMI: Ramirez, yeah.

Yeah. Wait. How'd you know?

NAOMI: 'Cause you broadcast it, like, 50 times.

Oh, oh, yeah, true. Yeah.

NAOMI: You couldn't hear me, but I...

heard your voice and... Look, look,

everyone's tracker or reading is dead.

I... I'm showing only three of us survived,

but the other guy that I've been trying to get,

he's not, he's not responding.

No, no, I met that guy. He's in his own world.

Not gonna be much help. Are you okay?

NAOMI: No. I... I'm stuck in my pod.

Legs pinned. Can't really see it. I think it could be broken.

- Damn. - NAOMI: Yeah.

- [musical chiming] -LEONARD: You have a comm request.

ANDY: Wait, hang on. I got some weird friend request

or something.

NAOMI: Yeah. A-Andy, that's me.

- Oh. Right. - NAOMI: If you accept,

you can plot a course to my location.

ANDY: Okay.

Um... LEONARD,

plot a course to ident-number 0928.

LEONARD: Calculating. Warning.

This destination may not be accessible.

Terrain: unstable. Visibility: low.

Estimated oxygen use: 30%.

Looks like you're 10.7 klicks out.

That's kind of far.

NAOMI: What do you mean that's kind of far?

So, here's the thing, I'm low on air.

Yeah, I can see your vitals.

How have you already used up two-thirds of your oxygen?

- I had a little mishap. - A mishap?

Yeah, but... it's cool, though.

I'm... I got, like, 34% left.

- Oh, God. - Give or take.

Yeah, my definition of "cool" is a lot different than yours.

Well, add it to the list of shit that's going wrong today.

Look-look, I-I'm s... I hate to say this,

but I don't even know if I can make it to you.

But-but you're gonna try, right?

LEONARD: I found an alternate route to the "Borealis"

at 8.4 klicks away.

Please proceed to this route

instead of hazard level red, Calloway, Naomi.

I don't know. My suit is saying it's dangerous to get to you.

- Hazard level red or something. - NAOMI: No, no, it's fine.

You can just override it.

LEONARD: I do not recommend this course of action.

NAOMI: No, no, that's just a liability thing.

They categorize anything unknown as hazard level red

'cause they're afraid of getting sued,

which is ironic because I'm definitely gonna sue.

LEONARD: User safety is my priority.

The chances of successfully reaching hazard level red,

Calloway, Naomi, are dangerously low.

NAOMI: Andy?

Andy, I know you're probably asking yourself,

"Why take the risk? It's just..."

Look, I-I didn't say that, all right? I'm thinking.

Thinking of the fastest way to get here?

- Damn, girl, chill. Hold up. - Listen,

I know you don't know me, but you've got to trust me.

I have enough oxygen for the both of us,

and that'll buy us time to figure out what to do next.

Let's make a deal.

[sighs]

All right, fine.

Yeah? We have a deal?

- We have a deal. - [sighs]

Thank you. I promise I'll stay with you the entire time.

ANDY: Feels like I came out

with the much harder part of the bargain.

NAOMI: I'd switch with you, but...

[grunts] I'm a little tied up at the moment.

ANDY: Right, and I'm not crossing a planet

to find a girl I don't know.

NAOMI: Okay, well, what do you want to know?

I'm an open book.

ANDY: Everything. Where's that accent from?

NAOMI: We're going from the beginning. Uh...

Okay, well, I was born in West London.

Um, but, actually, my parents are both South Asian,

and then I moved to East London,

which kind of sounds like the same thing,

but, actually, they're very, very different.

[fading]: My parents are actually both dentists...

NAOMI: So, what division are you with?

ANDY: Hydraulic engineering.

Spend a few years flushing out drills

for a bunch of underpaid miners

and their overpaid asshole bosses.

You?

NAOMI: Drilling supervisor.

[sighs] Oh.

NAOMI: Yeah, so that makes me

one of the asshole bosses, I believe.

No, that was... that was before.

Before what?

- Before I got to know you. - Right.

So, uh, you were an engineer back home, or...?

No. I taught music.

P.S. 377 in Brooklyn.

I was gonna start my own school, too.

Music for space. Interesting career shift.

- [thunder rumbles] - Hang on.

- LEONARD. - [musical chiming]

LEONARD: What can I help with?

- Scan the area. - LEONARD: I'm sorry.

That feature is unavailable.

I am part of a corporate-wide recall. The update process...

ANDY: Deactivate.

- LEONARD: Have a nice evening. - [musical chiming]

NAOMI: Did you just say you have a LEONARD?

God, I thought they discontinued those things.

There were loads of lawsuits.

They kept on electrocuting people

and catching on fire and...

Yeah, well, I guess it makes up for it in personality.

NAOMI: Yeah.

Wait, does it still have that weird little jingle?

I wish I could say no, but yeah.

NAOMI: Yeah, that thing always got stuck in my head.

How did it go? It was like, um...

Uh... [vocalizes]

I swear that is a song. What song is that?

- I know, right? - Yeah. Oh, great.

Now I'm stuck in a pod

and I have that bloody jingle stuck in my head.

Well, just think about your mangled leg.

That'll get your mind off it.

It's not mangled. I hope.

I mean, that's just how I, you know, imagine it.

It's like a gross half-eaten turkey leg.

NAOMI: Okay, even if you imagine your supervisor's leg

is a half-eaten turkey leg, you shouldn't tell them.

ANDY: Yeah, with, like, a chancleta on,

like a flip-flop.

NAOMI: God, remember flip-flops?

- Makes me think of home. - [chuckles] Nice. You miss it?

NAOMI: Not so much.

I wasn't so successful in relationships.

Oh. Got it.

Yeah. I mean, it's not as bad as it seems.

Actually, no, maybe it is.

I thought I knew what the rest of my life

would look like, you know?

Went out for coffee one morning,

came back home, and all his bags were packed.

Damn. Sorry.

NAOMI: Oh, don't be.

I mean, all the signs were there. Yeah, I should've known.

I just, uh, guess I couldn't stand being alone. [chuckles]

Which is ironic considering my current situation.

- [laughs] - Anyways,

I've done a lot of work on my positive energy.

- Well, there-there you go. - Yeah, yeah.

I take all the things I'm feeling,

I bury them deep inside me so that they never come out.

I don't know about that method.

That seems a little, like, not healthy.

I mean, we're sort of like a self-selecting group,

you know what I mean?

You don't choose to go to sleep for four years

and wake up on the other side of the galaxy

if you have a healthy, balanced Earth life, do you?

[Andy breathing heavily]

NAOMI: Are you okay?

You just stopped. Wh-What's going on?

- ANDY: Wait. - [distant thunder rumbling]

NAOMI: Andy?

A-Andy, what's up?

ANDY: It was nothing. It's probably nothing.

LEONARD: Please proceed to destination.

Keep heading northwest two klicks.

NAOMI: So, if I didn't have any oxygen to share,

you wouldn't be helping me?

It's hard to say. You, uh, you got any snacks?

I'll save you for something salty.

Yeah, I'm neck-deep in Pringles.

Yeah, well, something tells me you gonna finish those

by the time I get there.

[scoffs]: Damn, girl, chill, hold up.

What are you doing? [chuckles] What is that?

- I'm imitating you. - No, that's-that's not me.

That doesn't sound like me at all.

I told you I'm from Brooklyn, not New Jersey.

I think you sound like a mob guy from the movies I used to watch.

You know, like, where your best friend smiles

as he watches you dig your own grave in the desert?

Whoa, whoa, is there, is there anything else you want to share

- here before I risk my life? - [low rumbling]

Or should I just make my way to the "Borealis"

- to meet with Dwayne? - [rocks falling]

NAOMI: Dwayne... Dwayne?

Oh, is that that crazy guy?

- [rumbling] - Uh...

Yeah, I was, uh, helping him send out a distress signal.

But then...

then he split when I told him I needed to borrow some air.

NAOMI: Hm, borrow.

Implies you're gonna give it back.

Maybe he just wasn't willing to share.

[rocks falling]

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm better off on my own anyway.

NAOMI: Okay, well, well, I-I know I said that about myself,

but just to be clear,

you definitely aren't better off on your own.

- Please don't Dwayne me. - Yeah, all right.

NAOMI [sighs]: You know, there's something

kind of relaxing about watching

your little blue dot on my screen.

ANDY: I'm glad you're relaxed 'cause what I'm doing right now

is not relaxing. It's dark as hell out here.

Are you afraid of the dark?

You know, it really doesn't bother me, to be honest.

Yeah, I'm more afraid of depth.

Yeah, well, everyone's afraid of death.

NAOMI: No, no, depth. Like depth.

You know, like, sea.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I love to swim, I just...

I just hate the idea that I have

no idea what's underneath me, you know?

Just like my biggest fear

is just being dropped in the middle of the ocean.

My feet just dangling

in the darkness, and, like, at any moment,

something could just come up and eat you.

Just jump at you when you least expect it.

[whispering]: Oh, hell no.

No, nope. Nah, I don't do webs.

NAOMI: What-what do you mean "webs"?

I don't know, like some kind of alien spider nest or something

- like in a hole. - What?

Uh, did you check it out?

Hell no. Yo, my wife kills the spiders.

Wait, should I be freaking out?

No. Don't freak out.

Forget it. It was probably nothing.

Well, it doesn't sound like nothing.

No, look, look, no, no, no, no. It... Uh, I don't even know

if I saw anything, all right? It's dark.

Could've been a shadow or something. All right?

We good. Don't even trip.

NAOMI: Yeah, I'm definitely tripping.

In hindsight, my last mission

was kind of nice compared to this mess.

What about you? You ever been to space before?

First time.

NAOMI: We've made a good first impression, haven't we?

- Why'd you come up here anyway? - What?

Why are you really here?

You waved goodbye to your entire life

to clean up mining waste on another planet.

Don't tell me there's not a story there.

Just like to switch it up sometimes.

[chuckles]: Switching up from what?

Are you running from something?

Wait, did you, did you do something really bad?

Why do you think I'm a criminal?

Because we just don't get a lot

of happy, well-adjusted applicants for this job.

Trust me, everybody's running from something.

♪ ♪

Yeah. Okay.

Okay. So you don't want to talk about it.

Um, so you said your wife kills the spiders?

- You got any kids? - Yeah.

- A son. - Aw.

How old is he, your-your son?

He's five. Going on 25.

[stammers]: I mean, the stuff

that comes out of this kid's mouth, it's like...

I mean, I don't know where he gets it from.

He's... he's too damn smart, you know?

That's my guy.

NAOMI: Oh, must've been hard to leave them.

They left me.

[low, chittering growl]

NAOMI: Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. I didn't...

Ugh, yeah, that sounds rough.

Yeah, I mean, it's...

it's tough when families split up. You know?

Someone always ends up getting hurt.

You-you must really miss him.

ANDY: Every single day.

- [musical chiming] - LEONARD: Warning.

Current destination of hazard level red, Calloway, Naomi,

may not be accessible.

Atmosphere pressure: falling.

Visibility: low.

Estimated oxygen use: 27%.

Temperature's dropped 42.2 degrees Fahrenheit

in the last five minutes.

I do not recommend this course...

Deactivate personal assistant.

- LEONARD: Have a nice evening. - [musical chiming]

[chittering growl nearby]

[Andy breathing heavily]

[distant chittering]

NAOMI: So, any advice for someone stuck

in a confined space with claustrophobia setting in?

[growling]

- Lights off. - NAOMI: Light off? No way.

Then I'd be claustrophobic and in the dark.

This is weird.

NAOMI: Wait. Andy? Wait.

What? I'm picking up a bunch of trackers.

They're mov... they're moving right towards you.

I'm trying to ping them now, but they're not responding.

- What, for real? - Yeah.

They're-they're a hundred meters ahead of you.

Can you not see them?

ANDY: I don't see anything.

- NAOMI: You sure? - LEONARD.

LEONARD: What can I help with?

ANDY: Link with approaching trackers.

LEONARD: Okay. Linking.

♪ ♪

[pinging]

Something's not right.

NAOMI: I agree. This doesn't make any sense.

The-the vitals are all reading as offline, and...

Oh, my God. Andy. Andy, I think they're all dead.

They're moving... they're moving fast

right towards your locations.

30 meters. 24. Can you not...

Andy, they're right in front of you!

- Andy, get out! - Mute comms.

[panting]

[shaky breathing]: Come on.

[banging, whooshing]

♪ ♪

[snarling]

[gasps, screaming]

[panting]

Come on! Don't look back! Don't look back!

[screaming]

[groans, panting]

Lights on.

- [snarling] - [screaming]

[grunting]

[cries out]

- [rumbling] - [panting]

[chittering]

[snarling]

[grunting]

[breathing heavily]

[whimpering]

[grunting]

[screaming]

[grunting]

[screams]

[groans]

[distant growling]

[panting]

[distant growling]

[straining]: Unmute comms.

NAOMI: Don't leave me out here, please.

Don't leave me out here.

- Please don't leave. - [grunting]: Oh, God.

- I almost... - NAOMI: Andy?

Oh, my God. Where-where did you go?

You just stopped talking.

You know, if you're... if you're gonna bail on me,

I need to know because I can't...

[breathing heavily]: I-I muted you.

I was being chased.

W-Why would you do that?!

I'm trying to explain.

Do you have any idea how freaked out I was?

Just don't leave me again, okay?

I almost died!

What?

[straining]: I almost died.

Just now.

Why didn't you tell me?

Because you're not letting me talk.

And I don't want to freak you out.

Wait, Andy, Andy.

- You're not making any sense. - The thing, it ate them.

Th-The trackers were in its stomach.

What are you talking about?

What ate them?

It was big, scary...

crazy-ass teeth, like spider legs or something.

It was hunting me like with a scorpion tail!

All right, y-you're screaming.

I don't understand what you're saying.

I'm not screaming!

I'm just reacting like any normal human person

would react if they saw what I just saw!

Andy, wait. Calm down. You're... Y-You're leaking...

No, you need to calm down. You're acting mad crazy.

Andy. Andy! Your suit is leaking air.

- [air hissing] - LEONARD: Warning.

- [alert wailing] - Suit breach detected.

O2 levels dropping.

16.

14.5.

- 13. - Andy?

- Hurry. - LEONARD: 12.3.

- [alert stops] - [groans]

Sealant depleted.

NAOMI: Okay, okay.

You're stabilized. You're stabilized.

Andy, talk to me.

I'm trying very hard not to lose my shit right now!

[sighs] I'm sorry, okay?

It's okay. Look, I'm sorry, too.

Just-just don't mute me, all right?

- I-I can help. - Naomi, we're not alone here.

All right, just-just start walking.

We'll-we'll figure out how to deal with

whatever those things are when you get here.

- We can... - [Dwayne yelling over comms]

Andy. I'm alive.

- Yeah. -NAOMI: Oh, my God. Is that Dwayne?

- DWAYNE: Come on! Help me! - We read you.

- Hello? -DWAYNE: I can't fight these things forever.

- I-I don't see him. - Ramirez! [grunts]

NAOMI: Okay, his locator is .05 kilometers east of you.

- Go, go, go! - Whoa, whoa. Hold up.

No, I ain't going back in that direction.

NAOMI: Andy, he's the only other survivor.

Nah. Nah, that thing's still out there.

I'm headed straight to you.

I'll crawl into your pod until somebody comes to get us.

- Okay? I'm done. - NAOMI: Yeah.

But that somebody can only be Dwayne right now.

DWAYNE [distorted]: I shot one. It's very upset.

NAOMI: Andy, you've lost a ton of air, okay?

I-I'm just being realistic.

This guy has 61% oxygen.

DWAYNE [distorted]: Their drones are packing up rations

for the alpha-- big alpha.

ANDY: Look, I can't even see my location!

My HUD is messed up. It must've happened when I fell.

I don't, I don't even know where I'm going.

NAOMI: Okay, okay. I'll guide you there.

I'll be with you every step of the way.

- I'm with you, all right? - DWAYNE [distorted]: Andy.

- We have to find a weakness. - No.

NAOMI: Andy, you desperately need oxygen.

- No, I can't move. - Maybe he can help you.

- Maybe... - Questionable!

NAOMI: Well, we need all the help we can, Andy, all right?

We've got to stick together.

It could be our only chance at survival.

I'm a music teacher. This is...

What am I doing? What am I doing here?

NAOMI: Listen to me, Andy.

You've got this.

Fine. Fine.

But for the record,

I am not happy about this at all.

NAOMI: I know.

- I know. - DWAYNE [distorted]: Andy?

Can you get your ass here?

This is some bullshit.

ANDY: Dwayne, I'm coming.

DWAYNE: Andy, hustle up.

- [breaking up]: These things are... -ANDY: What?

I can't hear you! Dwayne!

- [static crackles] - DWAYNE: Bastards.

- How about a mouthful of flare? - [banging, whooshing]

- Come on! -NAOMI: Dwayne, listen, you're breaking up,

but Andy's almost there. Hang on.

I see him! I see him!

DWAYNE: We can take them together!

Come on, I've got a plan!

Come on, you ugly spider-looking...

Hang on, hang on! I'm almost there!

I see you!

DWAYNE [staticky]: I know how to beat you.

ANDY: Dwayne, come again? I'm here!

I'm here! What's the plan?

Andy, I know how to beat...

[Dwayne shouts]

[breaking up]: Dwayne doesn't die!

Lights off.

NAOMI: Andy, talk to me. What's happening?

[Dwayne shouting]

Dwayne doesn't d... [screaming]

NAOMI: Andy, are you all right? What's happening?

I'm in trouble. That thing's back.

NAOMI: You have to get out of there.

- Go! - I can't!

[breathing rapidly]

Andy?

Andy, are you okay?

[creature roars]

Andy?

[growls]

Andy, hang on. I'm finding you another route.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, there's two of them.

Okay, look. Now, my map's showing

you're surrounded by wreckage right now.

You're surrounded by bodies.

Not helping. Not helping.

No, no, no, it's okay. We can use this, okay?

Let me... All right, let me try something.

Hang on, hang on.

[heavy steps approaching]

[chittering growls]

It's okay, I almost got it.

I'm gonna create a distraction.

You just sit tight, all right?

[chittering]

[breathing rapidly]

[musical chiming]

LEONARD: You have a comm request.

- [musical chiming] - You have a comm request.

- [musical chiming] - You have a comm request.

- [musical chiming] - You have a comm request.

[growls]

[roars]

[roaring]

NAOMI: Did it work?

Kinda, but there's still one left.

NAOMI: Okay, I found another body.

Shh, they can hear us.

NAOMI: I'll ping it so you can get away, all right?

[muttering softly]

- [musical chiming] - Oh!

LEONARD: You have a comm request.

C-Cancel it. Turn it off.

- NAOMI: Why? - 'Cause he's right next to me.

[musical chiming]

LEONARD: You have a comm request.

[musical chiming]

You have a comm request.

- [musical chiming] - You have a comm request.

NAOMI [groans]: It's not accepting my commands.

- [musical chiming] - You have a comm request.

NAOMI: Okay, look, I've got an idea, all right?

Just get ready to run.

You have a comm request.

- [musical chiming] - You have a comm request.

[musical chiming]

AMIE [automated voice]: Incoming comms request.

- [musical chiming] - Incoming comms request.

[overlapping comms requests]

NAOMI: Okay, get ready to run

in three, two, one.

Go, Andy!

Andy, go, go, go, go! Get out of there!

[overlapping comms requests]

[Andy yelping]

I hate this place! I hate this place!

♪ ♪

[creatures chittering]

[grunting]

[whimpering]

[creature snarling]

NAOMI: Andy, what's happening? Hello?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

They're not attacking.

- Wha-what do you mean? - I don't know.

They just... They just stopped.

I don't-- I don't know.

Okay, okay.

That's good. That's good, right?

- [creature chittering] - Those things...

Those things, they were communicating.

They hunt in packs,

eating people with their second mouth thing.

NAOMI: Wha-what? God...

Those things, they...

they ripped through the pods like tuna cans.

Andy, I'm in a pod. Why would you say that?

You got to get out of there. Now.

What? You know I can't. My leg...

I know, I know your leg's busted,

but you got to find a way. You're not safe.

Andy, I can't okay?

God, I didn't want to tell you this,

but... I can't even feel my leg anymore.

Well, isn't that better than it hurting?

No, it's not better.

It means the tissue is dying,

which happens when... [grunts]

...when a limb gets crushed. First, the tissue dies,

and then it spreads, and then you die.

- Oh, God, I'm having a panic attack. -Okay, okay.

[panting] First up, how do you even know all that?

I'm a supervisor.

We had to go through weeks of crisis training

and role-playing disaster responses.

Okay, uh...

When that... when that happened, what'd you do?

I don't know, you talk to them, try to keep them calm.

That's all you can really do.

- Okay, okay. -'Cause you know they're gonna die anyway,

- just like I am. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. -Just, uh, just...

I'm gonna die in this little pod by myself.

I'm not gonna make it out.

Uh...

♪ There's no monsters in the cupboard or under the bed ♪

What are you doing?

I... I sing to Caleb sometimes to calm him down.

♪ There's no monsters in the cupboard or under the bed ♪

♪ Daddy took a shovel and smashed their head ♪

♪ If there's monsters in the bathroom or behind the door ♪

♪ Daddy will slash off their limbs ♪

♪ And spill their guts on the floor ♪

♪ And if one monster still survives ♪

♪ We'll blow his guts out together, just you and I. ♪

Naomi?

Naomi, are you okay?

Lot of death and guts for a lullaby.

[chuckles]

Yeah.

Yeah, well, Caleb, he likes it straight, you know?

So I just... I just tell it like it is.

Yeah, I like that.

Hey, was that to keep me calm or you?

[both chuckling]

I guess...

I guess a little bit of both.

Right.

Hey, I'm looking on my screen.

It's just you and me now.

We're the only ones left.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

[grunts]

NAOMI: Okay, listen, you have eight percent oxygen left.

I think maybe you should go to the "Borealis" instead.

ANDY: No, we had a deal, right?

NAOMI: I'll understand if you break it.

ANDY: Too late.

You ain't getting rid of me.

[Naomi sighs]

I was hoping you'd say that.

[fluttering nearby]

[grunts softly]

I wish you could see this.

It's actually kind of beautiful.

NAOMI: Wow.

That is the first positive thing

you've said about this place.

Oh.

There are like these little glowing firefly things

around me.

All right, is that good or bad?

I don't know.

[buzzing]

Huh. Hey there, little buddy.

I think I'm catching the vibe of one.

[high-pitched whining]

[Andy grunting]

[grunts] Get away from me!

[buzzing]

Get away from me!

NAOMI: Okay, I'll take that as a bad.

Um, wait, unless you're hallucinating.

Your O2's at six percent, but hallucinations

shouldn't kick in until you're around two.

ANDY: I'm not making this up.

No, this shit's real. Trust.

Maybe that's why those scorpion things

didn't follow you in there.

[quiet gurgling]

Hey, look, the good news is you're just one klick away,

so just avoid everything and hurry, okay?

Yeah. Yeah.

[quiet gurgling]

Hold on.

Something's up.

What? What?

[quiet gurgling]

Something's definitely here.

I mean, I don't see anything, but maybe they're back?

No.

No, something else.

[gurgling]

[grunting]

I'm being pulled into a mouth!

What do you mean? Are-are you okay?

No, I told you, I'm being pulled into a mouth!

I'm the opposite of okay.

Okay, d-don't panic, okay?

What are you doing?

Panicking!

- Oh, God. - [whimpering]

I wish you found someone else.

I'm not gonna make it.

What are you talking about? No, no, no. No, no, no.

We're gonna figure this out, okay?

We'll-we'll figure it out together.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- You got to find a way out. - No, no, no.

No, Andy, stay with me.

Oh, okay, uh... ♪ Something scary under the... ♪

God, I can't remember the lyrics.

Okay, uh, tell me about your son.

Caleb.

Yeah, what's he into?

Comets, stars. That's what he likes.

He could name all the planets. That's why I'm here.

Okay, listen to my voice, okay?

No matter what happens,

you keep listening. You don't stop.

Stay alive, understand?

- Caleb needs you. - [muffled grunting]

I need you.

Oh, God, your vitals are crashing.

Can-can LEONARD do anything? Andy...

- LEONARD, you have to help me. - [musical chiming]

LEONARD: What can I help with?

I'm having a heart attack.

LEONARD: Preparing defibrillator.

- [beeping] - For your safety,

please stand five feet clear of Ramirez, Andy.

Three, two, one.

[electric burst]

[roaring]

[yelling]

[grunting]

LEONARD: Defibrillation successful.

Recommend one week under medical review

for post-resuscitation care.

Do you have time for a quick survey?

Aw, hell no, we ain't doing that again.

LEONARD: On a scale from one to ten,

how would you rate my performance?

One being the lowest,

ten being the highest.

[shouts] Help!

LEONARD: Help is not an integer

between one and ten.

Possible answers are one,

two, three...

Aw, shit, not again. No, no, no.

- No, I'm not doing that again. - LEONARD: ...four, five...

Come on. [shouting]

LEONARD: ...six, seven...

ANDY: Get off! Get off me, man!

[grunting]

LEONARD: I'll just mark you down for ten.

[grunting]

[Naomi speaking indistinctly through static]

- Naomi. -Oh, my God, oh, my God, you're alive.

Oh, my God, I thought I'd lost you.

Naomi, you saved my ass. You saved my ass.

It was like... [panting]

It was like I was gone,

and then... and then I heard your voice.

You brought me back.

Look, as much as I love what's happening here,

you're breathing fumes. You need to move.

LEONARD: Based on your oxygen consumption,

you have a higher chance of reaching the "Borealis,"

destination 0.3 klicks.

But a much lower chance of reaching

hazard level red, Calloway, Naomi,

destination 0.8 klicks.

I don't care. Stay on course.

NAOMI: You don't have enough oxygen to make it to me.

Go to the "Borealis."

ANDY: Nah, I've come this far,

I'm not changing course now.

[panting]

Got you.

♪ ♪

NAOMI: Andy, you've got less than one percent left.

Hurry.

ANDY: I can see you. Hang on.

♪ ♪

[alarm wailing]

[panting]

[Naomi gasps]

Hey.

Hi.

I should probably get you out of here, right?

Okay.

No, no, no!

No, no.

[whooshing, thudding]

- Sorry. - [alarm wailing]

Okay, I just got to-- I just got to undo the one thing...

ANDY: O2's almost out.

NAOMI: Oh, God. Sorry. Uh, turn around.

Yeah, uh...

- What do you need? - Uh, uh, uh, bum up?

- Okay. Nearly there. - [whooshing]

Okay, you're in, you're in, you're in.

[sighs]

[laughs softly]

I can breathe.

- Okay. - Thank you.

- Okay. You're welcome. - Okay, your turn.

- Yeah, thank you. - Let's get that leg.

- [Andy grunting] - [metallic creaking]

Leg press. Great.

[straining]: Do you want me to help you or not?

Sorry.

- Carry on, carry on. - [metallic clanking]

Okay.

[Andy grunting]

It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work.

Yeah, I got to find something to...

something to help me wedge it out.

Okay, all right.

Damn, you're stocked up.

[Naomi grunting]

Yeah, tried that.

- You ready? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we go.

[straining]: Ow, ow, ow!

[groaning]

- You okay? - Yeah, yeah.

No, I can feel it moving.

Let's go. [grunts]

[groaning]

- [cries out] - [metallic clanking]

[both panting]

We got it out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How does it feel?

[groans]: It hurts, but...

I don't think it's broken.

Yeah, good.

Hey, thanks for that.

Oh, yeah.

[chuckles]

It's weird, this, uh, this glass thing.

It's kind of like we're in prison, you know?

Yeah.

No, I don't.

Well, 'cause of the glass between us, you know?

Like...

- Oh, right. - Yeah.

I got you. So it's like, uh...

it's like I'm coming to visit you, right?

- Right. - And, uh...

I tell you I'm gonna wait for you on the other side.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'd, uh,

ask if you found my buried money in the desert.

And tell you to stop sleeping with my cousin Cleto.

Whoa, whoa, first off, I...

I would never sleep with your cousin Cleto ever.

Second, I spent all the money on, like,

shoes and shit, so...

sorry.

We should get moving, huh?

- Yeah. - Yeah, okay.

Okay.

[Naomi grunting]

Here, you're gonna need that.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

Okay. Yup.

I'm definitely gonna need this.

- Uh-huh. - [rattling]

ANDY: All right, here we go.

All right, grab my hand.

[Naomi grunts]

Oh, wow.

Okay.

- You all right? - Yup.

Come on. There we go.

[Naomi groans]

- All right. - Ow. Ow, ow, ow.

- I got you. I got you. - Shit.

- You okay? - Yeah, my leg.

All right, all right. All right, hold on.

NAOMI: It's definitely not broken.

It's-it's just a sprain.

- Oh, God. - Okay.

Ow, ow, ow. Shit.

All right, I got you. Hold on.

Let me try something.

[groans, inhales sharply]

[grunts]

How's that?

Hey.

That actually feels oddly better.

I'm impressed. Where'd you learn that?

Yeah, Caleb, you know,

he fell off a trampoline when he was four.

Oh. Well, it works.

This says O2's at 59%,

so that's about 30 each.

Yeah.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

- Hold on, hold on, hold on. - AMIE, administer morphine.

Wait, hold up, hold up. Your suit's got pain relievers?

AMIE: Administering five milligrams.

Yeah, been shooting myself up ever since we crashed.

Oh, that's better.

Well, so... so then, you'll have AMIE

chart a path to the "Borealis" and...

Yeah, and hope the habitats or life-support systems

have survived, or just find something we can salvage.

Oh, is that a splitter?

Huh?

The grappling gun. Where'd you get it?

Uh, it was Dwayne's.

I found it with all his stuff.

But it doesn't work, I tried.

You know, so I just thought maybe

I could use it as a club or something.

Can I see it?

- Here. - I mean...

Be careful.

Oh, look at that.

I'm forever fixing these things.

They're always jamming on us. It's so annoying.

It's because they give us this cheap crap.

I mean...

Hey, Andy.

Thank you for saving me.

I didn't save you. I-I needed oxygen.

I saved myself.

♪ ♪

[creature roars in distance]

[creature chittering slowly]

[creatures chittering]

Oh, God. What the hell are those things?

That's what's been chasing you?

Yes.

[creature roars]

Run!

♪ ♪

NAOMI: Hurry up!

- Hurry! - [Andy grunting]

[chittering]

AMIE, another shot of morphine, please.

AMIE: Administering five milligrams.

ANDY: Is it working?

NAOMI: Yeah, much better.

- ANDY: Good. - Can't feel a thing.

[Naomi grunting]

♪ ♪

We made it.

- We made it. - [creature chitters]

We're not there yet. Go!

[Naomi cries out]

[creature chitters]

- ANDY: Go! - [Naomi panting]

Keep going!

I'm tethered to you!

If I stopped, you'd notice!

[loud clattering]

[chittering]

[both cry out]

[chittering]

[roaring]

[running, departing steps]

Did you see that?

Holy shit! Oh, sh...

[chittering]

[running steps]

Go, go, go!

♪ ♪

[chittering]

Why didn't you tell me those thing were this scary?

- I tried! -Well, you should've tried harder!

Come on!

♪ ♪

Hurry! Go, go, go!

Go! Go!

Wait! Hold-- stop!

[panel beeping]

- [grunting] - Don't take your time!

I'm sorry, do you want to do this?

- [panel buzzes] - Get out!

- Well, any day now. - Okay, okay.

Here we go!

[Naomi shrieking]

NAOMI: Oh, my God.

What the f...

Yes! Yes!

That's what I'm talking about!

[shouts]

That's how you kill a monster!

Let's go!

- [shouts] - Are you finished?

Yeah.

- [banging on door] - [creatures chittering]

Come on, come on, let's get out of here.

[banging and chittering continue]

ANDY: That should hold them off for a while.

NAOMI: Yeah, assuming that's the only way in.

[metallic creaking]

ANDY: The ship's in rough shape.

NAOMI: Yeah. I mean, it wasn't exactly

five stars to begin with.

There's no way to the cargo hold.

Main deck collapsed right into operations.

Should we go right?

I don't know. I mean, I only been on this ship,

like, twice, and one of those times, I was sleeping.

[metallic creaking]

- How's your leg? - Brilliant.

[grunting]: Yeah, especially after that sprint.

Well, at least the emergency lights are still working.

Yeah, backup generators must've kicked in.

This place is banged up.

Oh, you're not gonna believe this.

That must be, like,

ten years worth of snacks up in there.

What? No.

The entire cargo hold has a stabilized atmosphere.

Right.

So that means...

Yeah, it's livable.

Okay.

So we got to figure out how to get in there.

Yup.

I don't want to see where that goes.

[electrical crackling]

♪ ♪

[trembling]: What is that?

Something bad.

[creature chitters]

Lights off.

[low bellowing]

- [creature grunting] - [burbling]

[Andy breathing rapidly]

I'm gonna be sick.

Swallow it. Swallow it.

[gulps]

[creature chittering]

[grunting]

[chittering]

[shuddered breathing]

[low growling]

[gasping]

[roaring echoes]

It's gone. It's gone.

- It's gone. - Okay.

It's gone, go.

We got to get the hell out of here.

NAOMI: How do we know there's not more?

ANDY: I don't care. Let's just keep moving.

[shuddered breathing]

[deep chittering]

[heavy thud]

[chittering]

[heavy thud]

That's a new one.

[chittering]

[clatters]

- [roaring] - NAOMI: Go, go, go, go, go!

NAOMI: No, no, no, don't do that!

- COMPUTER: Door closing. Stand clear. -NAOMI: No.

- What? - You just locked us in here.

How do you get out?

With the panel on the other side of the door

you just closed.

There's got to be another way out.

It's an air lock. Key word: "Lock."

[keypad beeping]

[pounding]

[screeching]

[creature chittering]

- [grunting] - [pounding on door]

Stop.

[grunting and striking continue]

[hissing]

- Stop. - [Andy grunting]

Andy, just...

stop.

[shouts]

Andy, there's no way out.

[bar clangs onto floor]

It's over.

[hissing]

- LEONARD... - [musical chiming]

...play memory bank.

February 15th.

[breathing rapidly]

Is he asleep? Where's Daddy? Is he asleep?

Should we wake him up?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Wake up, Daddy!

It was my birthday.

- We were on our way home... - Say "Happy birthday."

...and a truck ran a red light.

It should've been me.

- [pounding] - [creature screeches]

Andy... Andy, I'm so sorry.

I-I can't even begin to understand,

but it was an accident. It was...

There was nothing you could've done.

No, it's more than that. It's more than that.

Lots more than that, man.

I just... I just kept on living.

I just... What kind of person does that?

What kind of person just-just keeps on going?

After they lost everything?

Huh?

I tried to run away, but I brought it with me.

- Listen to me, stop. - I can't...

Stop!

Your family are not dead because of you.

But me?

You're the only reason I'm still alive.

[pounding]

I took this mission

because someone made me feel like

I couldn't trust anyone.

And so I ran away.

I began to think maybe-maybe that's just how everyone is.

But what you did today,

you showed me that there are still people

you can believe in.

There are still people who answer your call.

So, no matter what happens,

I hope you know that.

[pounding]

[sniffles]

There's like a... bulge of light on your back.

What do you mean, "bulge of light"?

I don't know, it's like a gross glowy thing.

Full of bugs or something. I...

Fireflies.

- Grab it. - [loud banging]

COMPUTER: Warning. Atmospheric depressurization detected.

- Grab the sack! - I'm not grabbing that sack!

- Do it! -Okay! - COMPUTER: Warning.

Atmosphere depressurization detected.

Throw it!

[creature grunts]

[fireflies buzzing]

COMPUTER: Evacuate the area.

Closing all air locks. Stand clear.

[creature screeches]

- Oxygen levels dropping. - [alarm beeping]

[screeches]

COMPUTER: Warning. Atmospheric depressurization detected.

[gasping]

[roaring]

Hurry up! Hurry!

- Go, go, go, go! - Andy, hurry!

- Just leave it and come with! - Door closing. Stand clear.

[creature screeches]

- [Naomi grunting] - [Andy yells]

[both grunting]

[Andy groaning]

NAOMI: Look out!

- [Andy grunts] - [roaring]

[roaring]

[bellows, screeches]

We got to kill this thing.

Maybe we can use the mining drill.

[both cry out]

[gasping]

[cries out]

[growling]

Naomi!

Hang on, I'm coming for you!

No, you got to figure out how to kill this thing.

[growling]

[electrical crackling]

[creature chittering in distance]

I got it.

We'll crush it with a pod. Buy me some time!

NAOMI: What? What are you talking about?

ANDY: Stall that thing,

and bring it back when I tell you.

NAOMI: That's your plan?

ANDY: It's part of one.

I'm working on the rest.

[Naomi panting]

- LEONARD. -LEONARD: What can I help you with?

Find me a pod that will still launch.

LEONARD: There is one two levels up,

but willful destruction of company property is a crime.

Andy, cut the lights.

What?

Remember, these things are attracted to light.

Cut them quick.

Assuming I even make it.

[Andy grunting]

Andy!

[grunts]

All right, come on, okay, you got this.

Naomi, what's your management override?

It's "boss"!

ANDY: Now's not the time to flex. What's the code?

That's the code. "Boss 2677."

[chittering]

[screams]

[grunting]

Naomi, hang on. Hang on.

[power whirring down]

[growling]

[shuddered breathing]

[chittering]

[growling]

[thudding steps]

[chittering]

[chittering]

[grunting]

[chittering]

[roaring]

[thudding steps]

[keypad beeping]

LEONARD, you got to help me launch this pod.

LEONARD: I'm sorry, Andy. Function denied.

Power has been cut off.

Damn. Well, let's turn it back on.

Unfortunately, power takes 15 minutes to cycle.

We don't have 15 minutes. I got to launch this thing now.

Then I'm afraid launching from inside the pod

may be your only option.

Okay. Okay.

Due to faulty hardware,

I am part of a corporate-wide recall.

Not now, LEONARD, j-just walk me through this.

Plugging me in will short my circuitry

and launch the pod.

Wait, what?

LEONARD will help to save Calloway, Naomi.

Okay.

NAOMI: I'm bringing this thing to you

and it's really pissed off.

Andy, where are you?

LEONARD: There is no crash safety system

in operation on this pod.

I know.

Chances of survival on impact are highly unlikely.

I know.

Preparing update.

I've really enjoyed our time together, Andy.

Me, too, LEONARD.

I'll count you down.

Thanks, buddy.

- Ten. - [creature roaring]

Nine.

Eight.

Seven.

Six.

Five. Four.

Three.

Two.

One.

Have a great day.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[grunts]

Andy.

[gasping]

Wake up. Wake up.

Andy, please, wake up.

Wake up. Andy.

Please. Please wake up.

Please wake up.

Wake up. Wake up.

Wake up.

Wake up, please.

Please, Andy. [sniffling]

Please don't leave me here alone.

I need you. I need you.

[sobbing]

- Andy? - Naomi?

Oh, my God. [laughs]

Oh, thank God.

Did we?

- Did we? - Yeah.

- Hey. - Hm?

Congratulations.

What?

You just killed your first spider.

[both laughing]

Okay, let's get you up.

[Andy groans]

What's that?

Okay, let's go.

[both grunting]

Never when you need it, right?

[chuckles]

ANDY: How does a shower and a bed sound?

- NAOMI: Oh, amazing. - Yeah.

ANDY: Wow.

You know, if you remove the whole life-threatening part,

it's actually really beautiful.

Yeah.

Dwayne said it'll be over a year until a rescue team gets here.

I mean, that's assuming the message even made it.

So, this might sound a little fast, but...

how would you feel about moving in together?

For, say, I don't know, 18 months?

Yeah, I'd be down for that.

Good.

[musical chiming]

LEONARD: Reboot successful.

LEONARD, you're back.

Welcome to the LEONARD Mark 5.

It is Thursday,

six minutes after the second sunrise on this...

- LE-LEONARD, LEONARD, LEONARD. - ...circumbinary planet

- or asteroid. - Deactivate.

- [musical chiming] - Have a great day, Andy.

Wait, wait, that-that was the song.

Oh, my God, what is it?

- Wait, what... - [shushes]

I just had it, it was, uh...

[vocalizes]

What song is that?

- It's gonna drive me crazy now. - God!

- It's an old joint, isn't it? - Yeah, definitely old.

Like my grandmother used to play,

- like that kind of old. - Mm-hmm.

But, like, they ripped it from somewhere, didn't they?

Mm-hmm.

Man, it was on the tip of my tongue.

[sighs] Oh, well.

[chuckles]

Guess we'll have time to figure it out.

[Andy chuckles]

Yes we do.

[sighs]

["Mesmerize" by Ja Rule [featuring Ashanti] playing]

♪ [laughs] Yeah ♪

♪ What up, Ma? ♪

♪ How you been? ♪

♪ Yeah, I know, I know ♪

[laughs]

♪ It's all good ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Murder, Inc. ♪

♪ Girl, your stare, those eyes, I ♪

♪ Love it when you look at me, baby ♪

♪ Your lips, your smile, I ♪

♪ Love it when you kiss me, baby ♪

♪ Your hips, those thighs, I ♪

♪ Love it when you thug me, baby ♪

♪ And I can't deny, I ♪

♪ Love it when I'm with you, baby ♪

♪ I want to get away, get away♪

♪ 'Cause you know like I know ♪

♪ And there's a better day a-coming ♪

♪ And I'm hooked on your lovin' ♪

♪ Believe me, and when you hold my body ♪

♪ I know you need me, wait for me, baby ♪

♪ Girl, your stare, those eyes, I ♪

♪ Love it when you look at me, baby ♪

♪ Your lips, your smile, I ♪

♪ Love it when you kiss me, baby ♪

♪ Your hips, those thighs, I ♪

♪ Love it when you thug me, baby ♪

♪ And I can't deny, I ♪

♪ Love it when I'm with you, baby ♪

♪ ♪

♪ It's all good ♪

♪ Murder, Inc. ♪

♪ Girl, your stare, those eyes, I ♪

♪ Love it when you look at me, baby ♪

♪ Your lips, your smile, I ♪

♪ Love it when you kiss me, baby ♪

♪ Your hips, those thighs, I ♪

♪ Love it when you thug me, baby ♪

♪ And I can't deny, I ♪

♪ Love it when I'm with you, baby ♪

♪ I love when you touch me, baby ♪

♪ All over my body, baby ♪

♪ I love when you kiss me, baby ♪

♪ All over my body, baby ♪

♪ I love when you touch me, baby ♪

♪ All over my body, baby ♪

♪ I love when you kiss me, baby ♪

♪ All over my body, baby. ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[music fades]