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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,522 --> 00:00:08,491 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:20,609 --> 00:00:21,881 LOUISE: School pictures. 3 00:00:21,906 --> 00:00:24,513 Let's see if I slipped another one past 'em. 4 00:00:24,538 --> 00:00:27,271 And fourth grade will forever be the year I had a goatee. 5 00:00:27,296 --> 00:00:30,076 - Here's mine. - Ooh. The mousse is loose. 6 00:00:30,108 --> 00:00:32,576 I teased those bangs till they begged for mercy. 7 00:00:32,601 --> 00:00:34,561 Tammy, your lips are so puffy. 8 00:00:34,811 --> 00:00:37,706 Yeah, duh. I timed my shellfish allergy just right. 9 00:00:37,756 --> 00:00:40,850 Damn, J-Ju, are those glossy, or are you just glowing? 10 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:42,966 Thanks, Zeke. You look fine. 11 00:00:42,991 --> 00:00:45,231 Gee, simmer down! (laughs) 12 00:00:45,256 --> 00:00:46,806 Hi, Jimmy Jr. Can I get one of those? 13 00:00:46,846 --> 00:00:49,846 Oh, sure, Tina. I guess I should take one of yours, then. 14 00:00:49,886 --> 00:00:51,671 Uh, absolutely. Here you go. 15 00:00:52,056 --> 00:00:54,171 JIMMY JR.: This is a happy face with glasses 16 00:00:54,196 --> 00:00:55,606 drawn on a Post-it Note. 17 00:00:55,646 --> 00:00:58,121 Good eye. I, uh, don't have any pictures. Sorry. 18 00:00:58,146 --> 00:00:59,513 Oh, that's okay. 19 00:00:59,538 --> 00:01:01,806 Taking mine back. 20 00:01:01,831 --> 00:01:04,171 Ugh, I can't believe I missed picture day again. 21 00:01:04,196 --> 00:01:05,866 It's happened every single year, 22 00:01:05,906 --> 00:01:07,677 so at least you have a streak going. 23 00:01:07,702 --> 00:01:08,996 Damn flu season. 24 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:10,972 You sure you're well enough for picture day, sweetie? 25 00:01:10,996 --> 00:01:12,326 I'm fine. (retches) 26 00:01:12,366 --> 00:01:13,432 - You sure you're well... - (retches) 27 00:01:13,456 --> 00:01:14,451 - You sure you're... - (retches) 28 00:01:14,476 --> 00:01:15,996 I made it! I finally made it! 29 00:01:16,036 --> 00:01:17,756 - I'm having my picture taken. - Here we go. 30 00:01:17,796 --> 00:01:19,256 (retches) 31 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:21,102 (sighs) I feel like I'm passing through Wagstaff 32 00:01:21,126 --> 00:01:22,320 without leaving a mark. 33 00:01:22,466 --> 00:01:23,942 Other kids have school records, plaques. 34 00:01:23,966 --> 00:01:26,029 What's my legacy going to be? 35 00:01:26,054 --> 00:01:28,006 There was that time you got tangled in a jump rope 36 00:01:28,056 --> 00:01:29,096 for five hours. 37 00:01:29,136 --> 00:01:31,015 You were our school's Baby Jessica. 38 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:35,014 FROND: All students, let's get ready to assemble! 39 00:01:35,039 --> 00:01:36,686 (sighs) Let's go. 40 00:01:36,726 --> 00:01:38,415 - Aah! - Legacy stuff. 41 00:01:39,884 --> 00:01:40,711 JIMMY: Hey, Bob, 42 00:01:40,736 --> 00:01:42,946 what you cleaning up over there, your drool, 43 00:01:42,986 --> 00:01:44,776 over my classy new awning? (chuckles) 44 00:01:44,816 --> 00:01:46,366 Yeah, I noticed, Jimmy. 45 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:48,281 You wanted it that ugly, I guess? 46 00:01:48,306 --> 00:01:51,076 It's big and shiny, like your bald spot. 47 00:01:51,116 --> 00:01:53,351 - (laughs) - Ha! Male-pattern baldness. 48 00:01:53,376 --> 00:01:54,842 I've got it, too, I think. 49 00:01:54,866 --> 00:01:56,916 It's made from old Ferrari bumpers. 50 00:01:56,956 --> 00:01:59,398 I couldn't care less, Jimmy. I'm yawning. 51 00:01:59,423 --> 00:02:01,456 (yawns) I'm yawning at your awning. 52 00:02:01,506 --> 00:02:03,086 - (bell jingles) - What's going on? 53 00:02:03,126 --> 00:02:04,586 Ooh, nice awning. 54 00:02:04,626 --> 00:02:06,086 - Shiny. - (Bob groans) 55 00:02:06,136 --> 00:02:09,189 Hey, Bob, you want my old piece of crap one for your dump? 56 00:02:09,214 --> 00:02:10,596 (quietly): Bob, free awning. 57 00:02:10,636 --> 00:02:12,096 Lin, he's insulting us. 58 00:02:12,136 --> 00:02:14,939 Oh, yeah, he is. I don't even notice anymore. 59 00:02:14,964 --> 00:02:17,726 First piece of business: Peter Pescadero has won 60 00:02:17,766 --> 00:02:19,766 the Wagstaff checkers tournament. 61 00:02:19,816 --> 00:02:23,236 I will now present him with this trophy of a giant checker, 62 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:25,856 which is definitely not a hockey puck from lost and found. 63 00:02:25,906 --> 00:02:27,316 Damn, that's a nice checker. 64 00:02:27,341 --> 00:02:28,961 Now for the big news. 65 00:02:28,986 --> 00:02:32,701 Today I'm announcing a surprise forced retirement. 66 00:02:32,726 --> 00:02:35,894 You sons of bitches. This is how you spring it on me? 67 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:37,746 I'm not going anywhere. 68 00:02:37,786 --> 00:02:40,490 - No, no, no, Ms. Labonz, not you. - Oh. 69 00:02:40,515 --> 00:02:42,706 I'm talking about the Wagstaff school song 70 00:02:42,731 --> 00:02:45,061 that we Whalers have sung for decades 71 00:02:45,086 --> 00:02:47,101 without fully appreciating how some of the words 72 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:48,676 were a bit... raw. 73 00:02:48,716 --> 00:02:52,136 ♪ We're the Whalers, we hunt in our whale boats ♪ 74 00:02:52,161 --> 00:02:55,071 ♪ We row across the water, and then begin the slaughter ♪ 75 00:02:55,096 --> 00:02:58,365 ♪ With our harpoons, we stab them in the throats ♪ 76 00:02:58,661 --> 00:03:01,991 ♪ We hack them into pieces, and then we go to recess. ♪ 77 00:03:02,016 --> 00:03:03,576 I always thought it was kind of jazzy. 78 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:06,090 I proposed to Principal Spoors via e-mail 79 00:03:06,115 --> 00:03:08,906 an all-school song contest to choose a new song, 80 00:03:08,931 --> 00:03:11,091 and I took his non-reply as a yes. 81 00:03:11,116 --> 00:03:13,576 So, on Friday, all you aspiring songwriters 82 00:03:13,616 --> 00:03:14,946 will perform your songs, 83 00:03:14,996 --> 00:03:16,616 and the winner will be determined by 84 00:03:16,656 --> 00:03:19,405 this applause meter, purchased by me on eBay 85 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:21,887 when I was on pain medication after oral surgery. 86 00:03:21,912 --> 00:03:25,006 - Gross. - The most clap-worthy song will become 87 00:03:25,031 --> 00:03:26,951 the official anthem of Wagstaff, 88 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:29,086 and its writer will become immortal. 89 00:03:29,111 --> 00:03:30,981 We'll sing it forever or till this place is 90 00:03:31,006 --> 00:03:32,915 inevitably turned into condos. 91 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:35,096 Plus, you'll get your name on this plaque. 92 00:03:35,347 --> 00:03:37,687 (gasps) Plaque. Condos. Immortality. 93 00:03:39,626 --> 00:03:42,608 Man, this kid Tina Belcher really left her mark. 94 00:03:42,633 --> 00:03:46,146 Yeah, it's 140 years later and we're still talking about it. 95 00:03:46,186 --> 00:03:47,999 Also, barrettes are still cool. 96 00:03:48,024 --> 00:03:49,656 (robotic voice): Tell me about it. 97 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:51,656 Guys, I'm gonna go see a girl about a song 98 00:03:51,696 --> 00:03:53,236 - that I'm gonna write. - GENE: Mm. 99 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:55,547 - And that girl is me. - Mm. 100 00:03:58,510 --> 00:04:00,784 All I have to do is write an amazing song 101 00:04:00,809 --> 00:04:02,512 about Wagstaff, and I'll have made my mark. 102 00:04:02,536 --> 00:04:03,774 Like Peter and his checker. 103 00:04:03,799 --> 00:04:05,376 Or Mark. He made that mark. 104 00:04:05,416 --> 00:04:07,546 Remember, students may use the music room 105 00:04:07,586 --> 00:04:09,995 during their free periods to work on their song. 106 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:12,282 So use it or lose it, people. 107 00:04:12,307 --> 00:04:14,886 Uh, Mr. Frond, so are kids really going to pick 108 00:04:14,926 --> 00:04:16,176 the winning song? 109 00:04:16,216 --> 00:04:18,976 Yes. It's in children's hands, literally. 110 00:04:19,016 --> 00:04:20,436 Their clapping decides. 111 00:04:20,476 --> 00:04:22,306 - (Louise laughing) - What? What? 112 00:04:22,356 --> 00:04:23,516 (quietly): You fool. 113 00:04:23,556 --> 00:04:25,856 Nothing. I just thought of something funny. 114 00:04:25,881 --> 00:04:27,371 Have you ever heard of knock-knock jokes? 115 00:04:27,396 --> 00:04:28,896 It's, like, who's there, right? 116 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,486 And it's always just something funny. 117 00:04:30,526 --> 00:04:32,760 - It is. You're right. - Okay, bye. 118 00:04:33,049 --> 00:04:34,576 Can you believe it? 119 00:04:34,616 --> 00:04:37,462 About knock-knock jokes? I mean, they're not all funny. 120 00:04:37,487 --> 00:04:39,132 The one about the interrupting cow makes me uncomfortable. 121 00:04:39,156 --> 00:04:41,996 No, I'm talking about letting kids write the songs 122 00:04:42,021 --> 00:04:43,323 and pick the winner. 123 00:04:43,348 --> 00:04:46,046 We're obviously gonna choose the dumbest, most offensive, 124 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:47,836 most wrong song for kids. 125 00:04:47,876 --> 00:04:49,916 We're also terrible drivers. 126 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:53,368 So I'm thinking we write something about pee. Or poop. 127 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,513 Or both. The original power couple. 128 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:57,112 Gene, do you think you could come up with 129 00:04:57,136 --> 00:04:59,766 a really idiotic melody to go with dumb words? 130 00:04:59,806 --> 00:05:02,443 Have you not heard my song "Diaper Day Penis Parade"? 131 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:03,896 Wait, you guys are entering, too? 132 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:05,256 You're competing against me? 133 00:05:05,281 --> 00:05:06,991 Hey, let a thousand dumb songs bloom. 134 00:05:07,016 --> 00:05:08,476 Quick, give me a pencil. 135 00:05:08,501 --> 00:05:10,211 I need to write this down before I forget. 136 00:05:10,291 --> 00:05:11,331 (imitates flatulence) 137 00:05:11,780 --> 00:05:13,716 Uh, can I get some more water, Lin? 138 00:05:13,741 --> 00:05:16,196 I guess I'm still sweating from those stairs I climbed 139 00:05:16,221 --> 00:05:18,681 - two hours ago. - It is getting hot in here. 140 00:05:18,706 --> 00:05:19,921 Look at my pits. 141 00:05:19,946 --> 00:05:21,552 There should be a lifeguard on duty in there. 142 00:05:21,576 --> 00:05:23,496 Yeah, what's... Oh, my God. 143 00:05:23,536 --> 00:05:27,036 It's Pesto's stupid awning. It's reflecting the sun at us. 144 00:05:27,061 --> 00:05:29,271 You know what's happening, the visually pleasing curves 145 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:31,126 are making a concave mirror. 146 00:05:31,151 --> 00:05:32,836 They're not visually pleasing curves! 147 00:05:32,876 --> 00:05:34,706 Yeah, they're visually pleasing and deadly. 148 00:05:34,731 --> 00:05:37,151 - Like the Death Star. - (gasps) The Death Star! 149 00:05:37,176 --> 00:05:38,456 Bob, you're like an Ewok. 150 00:05:38,481 --> 00:05:39,901 Wait, why am I an Ewok? 151 00:05:39,926 --> 00:05:43,016 - No reason. Hairy. Excitable. - I'm going over there. 152 00:05:43,056 --> 00:05:45,056 - You're a feisty little Ewok. - (entry bell jingles) 153 00:05:45,081 --> 00:05:48,523 Jimmy, your stupid awning is blasting my restaurant with sun. 154 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:51,606 Slow down. All I hear is "Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi. I'm Bob." 155 00:05:51,631 --> 00:05:54,516 I'm serious, it's reflecting the sun right at us. 156 00:05:54,541 --> 00:05:57,501 Ha, hilarious. Maybe it will cook your burgers better. 157 00:05:57,526 --> 00:06:00,265 Ha. Solar power. It's the future. 158 00:06:00,290 --> 00:06:03,036 Come on, don't-don't make me report this to the city. 159 00:06:03,076 --> 00:06:05,206 What city, Cry-baby-delphia? 160 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:07,206 Not a real city. I don't think. 161 00:06:07,231 --> 00:06:10,981 No, I'm gonna complain to Ugly-awning-achusetts. 162 00:06:11,006 --> 00:06:13,206 - Which isn't a city, but... - It's gotta be a city, bro. 163 00:06:13,231 --> 00:06:15,101 Fine, Stupid-awnings-sylvania. 164 00:06:15,126 --> 00:06:17,280 Damn it, I can't think of any cities right now. 165 00:06:17,305 --> 00:06:19,506 - Chicago. - Do not tell him Chicago. 166 00:06:19,556 --> 00:06:21,216 This isn't over, Jimmy. 167 00:06:21,241 --> 00:06:22,901 I think it is. Get sunscreen. 168 00:06:22,926 --> 00:06:24,462 Za-oom! 169 00:06:25,149 --> 00:06:28,766 Okay, setting up my songwriting studio for maximum creativity. 170 00:06:28,791 --> 00:06:31,319 Herbal tea, incense from that gas station, 171 00:06:31,344 --> 00:06:33,851 and an eraser. Not like I'm gonna need that. 172 00:06:33,876 --> 00:06:36,566 Here we go. "Wagstaff." That's a good start. 173 00:06:36,606 --> 00:06:38,816 Now what? Wagstaff. Nope, already got that. 174 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:41,076 Huh. Remember, it's just a song. 175 00:06:41,116 --> 00:06:42,986 It only has to be good enough to immortalize me. 176 00:06:43,011 --> 00:06:44,221 Okay, too much pressure. 177 00:06:44,246 --> 00:06:46,286 Dial it back and just give it a minute 178 00:06:46,311 --> 00:06:47,441 for the words to flow. 179 00:06:49,126 --> 00:06:51,746 Crap, I got nothing. (coughs) Damn incense. 180 00:06:51,771 --> 00:06:53,431 LOUISE: ♪ And the poo poo and the pee pee ♪ 181 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:54,972 GENE: ♪ And the pee pee and the poo poo ♪ 182 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:56,191 ♪ When the poo poo and the pee pee... ♪ 183 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:57,442 Hey, guys, how's the songwriting? 184 00:06:57,466 --> 00:06:59,136 The title is "Poo Poo, Pee Pee," 185 00:06:59,176 --> 00:07:00,926 and all the lyrics are "poo poo, pee pee," 186 00:07:00,966 --> 00:07:02,386 so we're killing it. 187 00:07:02,411 --> 00:07:04,413 Some of the guys in the band prefer "Pee Pee, Poo Poo." 188 00:07:04,438 --> 00:07:05,936 Oh, my God, that's so much better. 189 00:07:05,976 --> 00:07:08,396 Um, hey, do you guys have a rhyme for "Wagstaff" 190 00:07:08,436 --> 00:07:10,016 sitting around that you're not using? 191 00:07:10,056 --> 00:07:11,816 "Dad's crack." Can't go wrong with that. 192 00:07:11,856 --> 00:07:13,019 I do like that. 193 00:07:13,044 --> 00:07:14,736 Hey, T, if you want to give up, 194 00:07:14,776 --> 00:07:16,026 you could join us. 195 00:07:16,066 --> 00:07:17,906 Your tone-deaf voice might be just the color 196 00:07:17,946 --> 00:07:19,736 we're looking for in our harmonies. 197 00:07:19,761 --> 00:07:23,131 That's very flattering, but your song isn't even about Wagstaff. 198 00:07:23,156 --> 00:07:24,996 Oh, I'm sorry, I guess her highness 199 00:07:25,036 --> 00:07:27,406 doesn't go pee pee and poo poo at Wagstaff. 200 00:07:27,431 --> 00:07:29,802 This is what school's really about, honey! 201 00:07:29,827 --> 00:07:30,916 (bongos droning) 202 00:07:30,956 --> 00:07:33,416 (indistinct chatting, singing) 203 00:07:33,456 --> 00:07:36,790 Nagstaff, Ragstaff, Flagstaff. Flagstaff, that's it. 204 00:07:36,815 --> 00:07:39,006 Damn, why isn't this stupid school in Flagstaff? 205 00:07:39,046 --> 00:07:43,346 I'm hearing some crud, some crapola and some ai-yi-yi. 206 00:07:43,386 --> 00:07:46,016 It's a privilege just to be in the room with so much dumb. 207 00:07:46,056 --> 00:07:47,439 And a little inspiring. 208 00:07:47,464 --> 00:07:49,766 Hi, Gene. You're in the contest, too? 209 00:07:49,806 --> 00:07:52,896 My song has a really big note. A high "D." 210 00:07:52,936 --> 00:07:55,026 I've never hit it before, but I'm gonna hit it. 211 00:07:55,066 --> 00:07:56,986 I'm also trying to hit a high "D" in math, 212 00:07:57,026 --> 00:07:58,612 but I'm not gonna hit it. 213 00:07:58,637 --> 00:08:00,329 So what's going on with your song, Rudy? 214 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:03,116 Well, my doctor advises me against singing, 215 00:08:03,156 --> 00:08:05,156 so I've been working on a little sing/talk number, 216 00:08:05,196 --> 00:08:07,036 like that song "Love Shack." 217 00:08:07,061 --> 00:08:09,221 It's on my dad's "Getting Pumped Up for Date Night" mix. 218 00:08:09,246 --> 00:08:10,366 (inhales) 219 00:08:10,416 --> 00:08:12,246 You should see him dance around the condo. 220 00:08:12,286 --> 00:08:13,586 Hello, songwriters. 221 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:15,546 I'm going to be going around the room 222 00:08:15,586 --> 00:08:17,551 checking on your progress, so bring it on. 223 00:08:17,576 --> 00:08:20,046 - Or should I say sing it on? - No. 224 00:08:20,086 --> 00:08:22,756 My song name-checks every kid in school 225 00:08:22,781 --> 00:08:24,756 in locker order, 'cause who's not gonna clap 226 00:08:24,781 --> 00:08:26,096 for their own dumb name? (scoffs) 227 00:08:26,121 --> 00:08:27,951 ♪ Willa Prentiss, Hogarth Haber ♪ 228 00:08:27,976 --> 00:08:30,056 ♪ Lily someone, she's my neighbor. ♪ 229 00:08:30,096 --> 00:08:33,056 My song is just the word "whoa" over and over. 230 00:08:33,106 --> 00:08:34,976 'Cause I like when songs do that. 231 00:08:35,016 --> 00:08:37,559 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪ 232 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:39,146 - I hate it. - Whoa. 233 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:42,316 -♪ Locking my locker, playing some soccer ♪ -(Zeke imitating guitar) 234 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:45,946 - ♪ Walking the halls, doing it all ♪ - Windmill! 235 00:08:45,986 --> 00:08:49,286 ♪ Wagstaff, Wagstaff, you're our school ♪ 236 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:52,141 ♪ I wanna be inside of you. ♪ 237 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:53,832 No, no, no, no, no, no. 238 00:08:53,857 --> 00:08:56,181 It's called "The Wagstaff School!" 239 00:08:56,206 --> 00:08:57,392 I'm gonna hit it. (off-key) ♪ School. ♪ 240 00:08:57,416 --> 00:08:58,836 I'm gonna hit it. ♪ Schoo... ♪ 241 00:08:58,861 --> 00:09:01,029 I don't know what you're trying to hit, but stop. 242 00:09:02,177 --> 00:09:04,732 Okay, it looks like the sun's just about to hit the awning. 243 00:09:04,756 --> 00:09:08,241 -Here I go. -Yay, it's working. What a great system. 244 00:09:08,266 --> 00:09:10,721 Yay. So how long do you think I gotta stay here? 245 00:09:10,746 --> 00:09:13,016 Well, till the sun moves. Like, a half hour. 246 00:09:13,056 --> 00:09:16,226 Oh, okay. I'll just, uh, reschedule some stuff. 247 00:09:16,266 --> 00:09:18,396 Oh, no, Teddy, you have somewhere to be? 248 00:09:18,421 --> 00:09:20,001 No, just a job. It's-it's fine. 249 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:21,236 I'm happy to do this for you. 250 00:09:21,276 --> 00:09:23,196 I mean, there is such a thing as tape, but, uh... 251 00:09:23,236 --> 00:09:25,690 - Well, then, don't stay, Teddy. - No, no, no. 252 00:09:25,715 --> 00:09:27,736 Though this cardboard is starting to get hot, you know. 253 00:09:27,786 --> 00:09:29,946 - Forget it, Teddy. Forget it, please. - Oh, my God, 254 00:09:29,996 --> 00:09:32,116 it's really heating up, it's really heating up. 255 00:09:32,156 --> 00:09:33,956 Let go, Teddy. Drop the cardboard. 256 00:09:33,996 --> 00:09:35,142 - No, I can do it. - Put it down. 257 00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:36,786 It's just a few more minutes 258 00:09:36,836 --> 00:09:38,956 until the Sun moves around the Earth. 259 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:41,256 Right? Ow, ow! It hurts so bad! 260 00:09:41,296 --> 00:09:42,562 - Okay, let it go, Teddy. - I'm burning up! 261 00:09:42,586 --> 00:09:43,692 - Drop it. - (Teddy screaming) 262 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:45,466 Why are you doing it? Let it go. 263 00:09:45,506 --> 00:09:47,426 - Aah! - Oh, my face. 264 00:09:47,466 --> 00:09:49,584 So I'll pick up some tape, then, right? 265 00:09:49,609 --> 00:09:51,676 ♪ Sign says school's open, fools ♪ 266 00:09:51,726 --> 00:09:54,596 ♪ 'Cause kids rule at the Waaaggstaff. ♪ 267 00:09:54,621 --> 00:09:57,281 ♪ And the poo poo and the pee pee. ♪ 268 00:09:57,391 --> 00:09:59,936 Okay, wearing my mentor hat here. 269 00:09:59,976 --> 00:10:01,625 Your songs are crap. 270 00:10:01,650 --> 00:10:03,792 I'm realizing that children aren't good songwriters and, 271 00:10:03,816 --> 00:10:06,303 - oh, my God, one of these is gonna win. - LOUISE: Ours. 272 00:10:06,328 --> 00:10:08,366 I can't have another incident with one of my proposals. 273 00:10:08,406 --> 00:10:11,116 "Bring a Stranger to School Day" was a disaster. 274 00:10:11,156 --> 00:10:12,366 I'm gonna get so fired. 275 00:10:12,391 --> 00:10:14,231 I miss my stranger. 276 00:10:14,286 --> 00:10:15,866 She had chicken in her pockets. 277 00:10:18,297 --> 00:10:20,046 Oh, Tina, I didn't hear your song. 278 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:22,046 Or maybe I blotted it out. 279 00:10:22,086 --> 00:10:23,352 Yeah, I haven't really gotten very far with mine. 280 00:10:23,376 --> 00:10:24,676 I think I'm gonna withdraw. 281 00:10:24,716 --> 00:10:26,272 Great call. See ya. 282 00:10:26,296 --> 00:10:28,850 (sighs) I really wanted to make a great song. 283 00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:30,782 I just wish I could have found the right words to do it. 284 00:10:30,806 --> 00:10:32,983 - Found the what? - The right words. 285 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,806 Uh, Tina, why-why don't you show me what you have? 286 00:10:35,846 --> 00:10:38,606 We'll riff. Maybe I can help you get unblocked. 287 00:10:38,631 --> 00:10:40,051 Uh, okay. 288 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:43,225 ♪ Wagstaff, something, something ♪ 289 00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:44,816 ♪ Flagstaff... ♪ 290 00:10:44,856 --> 00:10:47,066 So, basically, I'm hearing 291 00:10:47,091 --> 00:10:49,091 "Wagstaff, fair Wagstaff, 292 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,946 your hallways shining bright." Nice. 293 00:10:51,986 --> 00:10:53,446 Oh, did I say that? 294 00:10:53,496 --> 00:10:56,456 (stammers) Less what you said than the way you said it. 295 00:10:56,496 --> 00:10:58,026 - Okay. - Keep going. 296 00:10:58,051 --> 00:10:59,931 ♪ School things, people... ♪ 297 00:10:59,956 --> 00:11:02,240 - Um... - Did I hear "Counselors, 298 00:11:02,265 --> 00:11:04,866 steering students right"? You're in the zone. 299 00:11:04,891 --> 00:11:07,231 I guess it helps to have someone else write stuff down. 300 00:11:07,256 --> 00:11:09,506 (whoops) Take a break, Sondheim. 301 00:11:09,546 --> 00:11:12,443 - You're giving me writer's cramp. - Wow, that's so much. 302 00:11:12,468 --> 00:11:15,386 - You wrote a terrific song. - Oh, my gosh. 303 00:11:15,411 --> 00:11:17,161 - Um, what's this word? - Stalwart. 304 00:11:17,186 --> 00:11:19,734 I didn't even know I knew that one. Damn, I'm good. 305 00:11:22,601 --> 00:11:25,054 ♪ Where the sloppy Joes are hearty ♪ 306 00:11:25,079 --> 00:11:28,162 ♪ Everyone has a hall pass and no one is tardy... ♪ 307 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:29,776 I'm still kind of working on the tune. 308 00:11:29,816 --> 00:11:31,736 Wait. A couple hours ago you had no song, 309 00:11:31,776 --> 00:11:33,116 and now you've got nine verses 310 00:11:33,156 --> 00:11:34,826 and a soulful bridge? 311 00:11:34,851 --> 00:11:36,262 Yeah, I mean, haven't you ever had something 312 00:11:36,286 --> 00:11:38,222 corked up inside you and it comes out all at once? 313 00:11:38,246 --> 00:11:39,956 I am going to say yes. 314 00:11:39,996 --> 00:11:42,397 Well, some of the words are kind of wordy. 315 00:11:42,422 --> 00:11:44,416 Yeah, I'm a word... um, lady person. 316 00:11:44,456 --> 00:11:46,217 - Smith? - Who? 317 00:11:46,242 --> 00:11:48,781 - Hmm. - Oh, I like that tune. Can I use it? 318 00:11:48,836 --> 00:11:52,139 ♪ Where the sloppy Joes are hearty... ♪ 319 00:11:52,164 --> 00:11:53,981 LINDA: These newspapers look okay, 320 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:56,846 right? Like the bottom of a hamster cage but on a window? 321 00:11:56,886 --> 00:11:59,936 - It's cozy. - Whoa. You guys read about this serial killer? 322 00:11:59,976 --> 00:12:02,186 I mean, it makes us look a little abandoned. 323 00:12:02,226 --> 00:12:03,514 Like, more than usual? 324 00:12:03,539 --> 00:12:05,436 - No. - You're closing? 325 00:12:05,476 --> 00:12:08,146 - I'm so sorry. - Nope, still open. 326 00:12:08,171 --> 00:12:09,371 But the newspaper... 327 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,276 Yeah, but we wrote on it "Still Open." 328 00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:12,736 I thought that was ironic. 329 00:12:12,776 --> 00:12:14,366 Hi, I'm with Shore-to-Door Realty, 330 00:12:14,391 --> 00:12:15,637 checking out the space. 331 00:12:15,662 --> 00:12:17,076 So this used to be a restaurant? 332 00:12:17,116 --> 00:12:18,906 Ooh, it's gonna need a lot of work. 333 00:12:18,956 --> 00:12:21,754 - That's it. - (all screaming) 334 00:12:21,779 --> 00:12:23,286 Wow, great light. 335 00:12:23,311 --> 00:12:24,891 COURTNEY: ♪ School ♪ (clearing throat) 336 00:12:24,956 --> 00:12:27,207 ♪ School, school... ♪ 337 00:12:27,232 --> 00:12:31,144 ♪ Sonia Livadopolous, the Gomez twins Juan and Gus... ♪ 338 00:12:31,169 --> 00:12:33,756 Uh, hey, Tammy, I noticed that your song with the names 339 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:36,785 of all the kids at school doesn't have my name. 340 00:12:36,810 --> 00:12:39,855 It's hard to fit them all in, Jocelyn. Get an easier name. 341 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,096 I tried. It takes 30 days. 342 00:12:42,146 --> 00:12:45,566 Listen up. The big contest is less than 24 hours away. 343 00:12:45,606 --> 00:12:47,356 The A.V. club is setting up the sound system 344 00:12:47,396 --> 00:12:49,152 in the gym as we speak. 345 00:12:49,177 --> 00:12:50,816 Unsung heroes, those guys. 346 00:12:50,856 --> 00:12:52,848 Buy them a milk at lunch if you get a chance. 347 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,406 Yes, our stalwart crew. 348 00:12:54,446 --> 00:12:57,366 Stalwart. Where have we heard that word before? 349 00:12:57,406 --> 00:13:00,301 I think Dad had a stalwart removed from his big toe. 350 00:13:00,326 --> 00:13:02,076 No, Tina's song. 351 00:13:02,116 --> 00:13:04,076 Remember, it's not too late to drop out. 352 00:13:04,126 --> 00:13:06,546 I overheard some bullies talking about how writing 353 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,916 the school song isn't "cool" and then something 354 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,876 about a knuckle sandwich, so bear that in mind. 355 00:13:11,926 --> 00:13:13,586 Hey, tell us about your songwriting, Tina. 356 00:13:13,611 --> 00:13:15,691 Like, who are your influences? 357 00:13:15,716 --> 00:13:17,346 There... uh, there's some Sheryl Crow. 358 00:13:17,386 --> 00:13:19,426 - Mm. I hear it. - Counting Crows. 359 00:13:19,451 --> 00:13:22,191 - Oh, yeah. Definitely. - Crow-sby, Stills & Nash. 360 00:13:22,216 --> 00:13:24,012 'Cause you know who I'm hearing? 361 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,716 Philip Frond. In every line. 362 00:13:26,741 --> 00:13:28,911 I mean, he gets a couple of shout-outs in it. 363 00:13:28,936 --> 00:13:31,146 No, I'm saying you didn't write your song. 364 00:13:31,196 --> 00:13:33,906 What? Maybe you're jealous, 'cause my song's about something. 365 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:35,946 Yours is about pee and poo and mine's about... 366 00:13:35,986 --> 00:13:37,752 being punctual and respecting school property. 367 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:38,986 Leave me alone. 368 00:13:39,036 --> 00:13:41,786 Wow. She even runs like Sheryl Crow. 369 00:13:41,811 --> 00:13:43,301 - (bird chirps) - BOB: Yes! 370 00:13:43,326 --> 00:13:44,916 The buns are attracting seagulls. 371 00:13:44,956 --> 00:13:47,456 Once they start pooping, shininess gone. 372 00:13:47,496 --> 00:13:48,879 I'm glad you told us that really long story 373 00:13:48,904 --> 00:13:50,613 about seagull poop on your truck, Teddy. 374 00:13:50,638 --> 00:13:52,277 Yeah, for the first ten minutes I didn't know 375 00:13:52,302 --> 00:13:54,363 - if it was going somewhere, but it was. - Kind of. 376 00:13:54,388 --> 00:13:57,046 - Just keep standing there so Pesto doesn't see us. - That's right. 377 00:13:57,071 --> 00:13:59,611 I-I'm just a guy waiting for a bus. A block from the bus stop. 378 00:13:59,636 --> 00:14:02,043 I don't know where the bus stop is 'cause I'm new in town. 379 00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:03,766 But I got a suitcase full of dreams and... 380 00:14:03,806 --> 00:14:05,586 Oh, God, my buns are rolling off. 381 00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:07,031 I said to wet them so they'd stick. 382 00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:09,660 Who wants to eat wet hamburger buns, Bob? 383 00:14:09,685 --> 00:14:11,637 Yep. Yours are all rolling off. 384 00:14:11,662 --> 00:14:13,770 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Perfect Wet Buns. 385 00:14:13,795 --> 00:14:15,295 Uh-oh. Pesto's looking. 386 00:14:15,328 --> 00:14:17,490 - Crap. Go, go, go. - Oh, here's my bus. 387 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:21,208 Hey, Mr. Frond? I was just wondering, um, 388 00:14:21,248 --> 00:14:23,579 did I write my song or did you? 389 00:14:23,604 --> 00:14:25,378 Does anyone really write a song? 390 00:14:25,418 --> 00:14:27,556 I mean, sure, I wrote the song, 391 00:14:27,581 --> 00:14:30,573 but you wrote your name on it, so we both wrote something. 392 00:14:30,598 --> 00:14:31,807 Damn it. I'm a fraud. 393 00:14:31,832 --> 00:14:33,922 But a good fraud. 394 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,876 Whatever gets picked will be the school song 395 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,245 for the next hundred years, probably. 396 00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:39,079 Should it really be about poop? 397 00:14:39,104 --> 00:14:40,814 Or whatever the hell Rudy's doing? 398 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:43,719 (sighs) If we don't do the song, I'll be forgotten. 399 00:14:43,744 --> 00:14:45,673 That's right. Like dust in the wind. 400 00:14:45,698 --> 00:14:47,129 Ooh. I'm gonna write that down. 401 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:50,103 Okay, fine. But to win we've got to get the most applause, right? 402 00:14:50,128 --> 00:14:53,259 Oh, we will. The stuff about clearing cafeteria tables rocks. 403 00:14:53,284 --> 00:14:55,249 No, Louise is right. Kids are just gonna clap 404 00:14:55,274 --> 00:14:57,484 for the dumbest song with their dumb hands. 405 00:14:57,509 --> 00:15:00,019 So we add some applause somehow? 406 00:15:00,044 --> 00:15:02,544 Like a recording of applause? 407 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,479 Yes. We hook it into the sound system. 408 00:15:04,519 --> 00:15:06,149 Like how I added a laugh track 409 00:15:06,189 --> 00:15:07,649 to the faculty comedy jam last year. 410 00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,045 There's a boys basketball game tonight. 411 00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:10,570 I could record some applause there. 412 00:15:10,595 --> 00:15:14,084 Tina, I think we found an applausable solution. 413 00:15:14,109 --> 00:15:17,344 (soft cackling) 414 00:15:17,369 --> 00:15:18,869 Are we bad? 415 00:15:18,894 --> 00:15:21,525 We're not great, but we mean really well. 416 00:15:25,212 --> 00:15:26,368 (whispers): So are we good? 417 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,764 Yeah, the clapping's on this tape. 418 00:15:27,789 --> 00:15:29,419 Low-scoring game. Took a while. 419 00:15:29,459 --> 00:15:31,839 Zero-zero in the second half? Stop throwing up bricks! 420 00:15:31,894 --> 00:15:33,564 Tina, stop yelling at us. 421 00:15:33,589 --> 00:15:35,315 I will when you give us something to clap about! 422 00:15:35,339 --> 00:15:36,379 Sink a bucket! 423 00:15:36,429 --> 00:15:37,890 There was a three-minute standing ovation 424 00:15:37,915 --> 00:15:39,849 when they finally scored. Coach Blevins cried. 425 00:15:39,889 --> 00:15:42,492 You sing, I press play, our song wins, 426 00:15:42,517 --> 00:15:44,679 we never speak of this again. Have fun. 427 00:15:44,704 --> 00:15:47,784 So, what were you talking to Mr. Frond about? 428 00:15:47,809 --> 00:15:49,244 Oh, just the basketball game. 429 00:15:49,269 --> 00:15:52,229 - Giving him the old hoop scoop. - No further questions. 430 00:15:52,254 --> 00:15:54,584 In these seats next to me are contestants. 431 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,739 In these contestants are songs. 432 00:15:56,779 --> 00:15:58,687 They sing, you decide. 433 00:15:58,712 --> 00:16:02,329 This is the Wagstaff School Song Contest. 434 00:16:02,725 --> 00:16:04,609 Oh. I thought someone would cheer at that. 435 00:16:04,634 --> 00:16:06,094 Let's get started. 436 00:16:06,119 --> 00:16:10,442 ♪ Called the Wagstaff School. ♪ 437 00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:12,089 (whispers): She's hitting it. 438 00:16:12,114 --> 00:16:15,076 - (coughing) - Oh... 439 00:16:17,784 --> 00:16:19,784 ♪ You're a school ♪ 440 00:16:19,809 --> 00:16:22,719 ♪ I want to be inside of you. ♪ 441 00:16:22,744 --> 00:16:24,654 Pow! Kish-ah. Spoing. 442 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:25,889 (applause) 443 00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:33,640 ♪ Kids lining up inside just to get milk. ♪ 444 00:16:36,359 --> 00:16:37,569 Well, I'm not the highest. 445 00:16:37,609 --> 00:16:39,279 But it's an honor just to compete 446 00:16:39,304 --> 00:16:41,304 against your friends in a fair contest. 447 00:16:41,329 --> 00:16:43,094 - Oh, God. - What was that about? 448 00:16:43,119 --> 00:16:45,619 Oh just, uh, pre-performance jitters. 449 00:16:45,659 --> 00:16:48,209 - Tina, relax. - Yeah, you need to chill out. 450 00:16:48,249 --> 00:16:50,079 ♪ Jeremy Dylan, Megan McGrath ♪ 451 00:16:50,104 --> 00:16:52,104 ♪ That kid I copy from in math... ♪ 452 00:16:52,450 --> 00:16:54,984 (chuckles) Come on out, Jimmy. 453 00:16:55,009 --> 00:16:56,669 Bob, what's going on? What are you doing? 454 00:16:56,694 --> 00:16:58,209 We fight fire with fire, Lin. 455 00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,524 Did you rip our bathroom mirror off its hinges? 456 00:17:00,549 --> 00:17:02,549 It's how we take out the Death Star. 457 00:17:02,599 --> 00:17:05,309 I offered to neatly unscrew it, but Bob couldn't wait. 458 00:17:05,364 --> 00:17:08,349 Sun's perfect. When Jimmy comes out, I'm gonna torch him. 459 00:17:08,374 --> 00:17:09,865 (cackles) 460 00:17:09,889 --> 00:17:11,705 Bobby, you're going to the dark side a little bit. 461 00:17:11,729 --> 00:17:13,269 I'm gonna bring him to his knees! 462 00:17:13,294 --> 00:17:14,648 There's Jimmy. Now! 463 00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:16,874 My eyes! 464 00:17:16,899 --> 00:17:18,649 Jeez, Bob, why did you get Trev? 465 00:17:18,699 --> 00:17:20,909 - His innocent eyes. - You said it was Pesto! 466 00:17:20,949 --> 00:17:22,779 I can't see... The sun's in my eyes. 467 00:17:22,804 --> 00:17:25,449 It's in my eyes too, Bob! I hate you, sun. 468 00:17:25,489 --> 00:17:28,329 You came between me and my friend. And you killed Trev. 469 00:17:28,999 --> 00:17:30,394 You maniac, Bob. 470 00:17:30,419 --> 00:17:31,555 This Linguini could have been hurt. 471 00:17:31,579 --> 00:17:33,459 I-I'm so sorry, Trev. 472 00:17:33,499 --> 00:17:35,386 It's okay. My vision's coming back. 473 00:17:35,411 --> 00:17:37,129 Ow. Ow. Ow. 474 00:17:37,169 --> 00:17:38,669 Jimmy, truce. Come on. 475 00:17:38,694 --> 00:17:40,746 We got to do something about the awning. 476 00:17:40,771 --> 00:17:43,049 - Nope. Never. - But Jimmy, you don't even like it. 477 00:17:43,089 --> 00:17:45,179 - Would you shut up, Trev? - Wait, what? 478 00:17:45,219 --> 00:17:47,139 - Tell them. - All right. It's... 479 00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,954 It's kind of sweltering under it. And echoey. 480 00:17:49,979 --> 00:17:52,378 And during that storm yesterday, some people thought 481 00:17:52,403 --> 00:17:54,176 it sounded like the end of the world. 482 00:17:54,201 --> 00:17:56,375 I only stuck with the awning 'cause you hate it, Bob. 483 00:17:56,399 --> 00:17:58,359 I'm allowed to be happy sometimes, too. 484 00:17:58,399 --> 00:18:00,472 That's so dumb. Put back the old one. 485 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,949 Then what am I supposed to do with this? 486 00:18:02,989 --> 00:18:05,943 Eat the cost and feel really bad about it? Hopefully? 487 00:18:05,968 --> 00:18:08,095 You know, Jimmy, you got that crusty old trough urinal 488 00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:10,409 in your bathroom. You could use this instead. 489 00:18:10,434 --> 00:18:14,472 Turn an awning made from Ferrari bumpers into a trough urinal? 490 00:18:14,497 --> 00:18:17,879 Oh, ho, ho, ho. That is the classiest thing I've ever heard of. 491 00:18:17,919 --> 00:18:19,549 I can't wait to urinate all over it. 492 00:18:19,589 --> 00:18:21,089 - I'll go get my tools. - Yay! 493 00:18:21,129 --> 00:18:22,589 I want to pee on it, too. 494 00:18:22,614 --> 00:18:24,419 (panting): ♪ Ricky Brown, Toby Nero ♪ 495 00:18:24,444 --> 00:18:26,864 ♪ Caroline Shapiro ♪ 496 00:18:26,889 --> 00:18:30,059 ♪ These were the names of all the kids at Wagstaff... ♪ 497 00:18:30,084 --> 00:18:31,464 (sighs) 498 00:18:31,534 --> 00:18:33,244 ♪ Plus Jocelyn. ♪ 499 00:18:33,269 --> 00:18:34,439 That's me! 500 00:18:34,479 --> 00:18:35,899 (applause) 501 00:18:35,924 --> 00:18:37,242 We're up after Tina, Gene. 502 00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:40,029 Lot of turds today, but our song is still the stupidest. 503 00:18:40,069 --> 00:18:42,199 - What if I forget the words? - You won't, Gene. 504 00:18:42,239 --> 00:18:45,110 You live those words. You are those words. 505 00:18:45,135 --> 00:18:47,659 Now for the winn... the next contestant, 506 00:18:47,699 --> 00:18:49,369 Tina Belcher. 507 00:18:49,409 --> 00:18:51,119 (groans) 508 00:18:51,159 --> 00:18:52,659 Tina, don't be shy. 509 00:18:52,724 --> 00:18:55,144 - (groaning) - Tina? 510 00:18:55,169 --> 00:18:57,827 - (whispers): What's going on? - Your name's Tina. Pretty sure. 511 00:18:57,852 --> 00:18:59,799 It's not my song. It's Mr. Frond's. 512 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,469 We know, Tina. It's not gonna win anyway. 513 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,179 Yes, it is. The applause meter's rigged. 514 00:19:04,219 --> 00:19:05,219 - What? - (gasps) 515 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,084 Tina, your mic awaits. 516 00:19:07,109 --> 00:19:09,208 I just wanted to win. To make my mark. 517 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:11,849 You know, if it means that much to you, go ahead. 518 00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:13,939 - (moans) - "Pee, pee, poo, poo." 519 00:19:13,979 --> 00:19:15,599 I just remembered the words. 520 00:19:15,624 --> 00:19:17,654 You had them all along. 521 00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:25,489 (sighs) Everyone, 522 00:19:25,529 --> 00:19:28,489 I entered this contest to get a plaque. But I don't know... 523 00:19:28,514 --> 00:19:32,015 Who really cares if future kids and cool robots know who I am? 524 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,249 Maybe what matters is how I am in the present, 525 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,234 with the people around me right now. 526 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:39,264 The spoken word stuff is kind of my thing, but whatever. 527 00:19:39,289 --> 00:19:41,647 Anyway, if I didn't do the song I prepared, 528 00:19:41,672 --> 00:19:43,419 um, all by myself, 529 00:19:43,469 --> 00:19:46,119 and did something from the heart, it might sound like this. 530 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:47,814 - Oh, no. - Oh, no. 531 00:19:47,839 --> 00:19:49,509 ♪ Wagstaff ♪ 532 00:19:49,549 --> 00:19:52,279 ♪ The only word I have so far is Wagstaff ♪ 533 00:19:52,304 --> 00:19:53,729 ♪ I thought something... ♪ 534 00:19:53,769 --> 00:19:56,549 She deserves this, but, man, it's really hard to watch. 535 00:19:56,574 --> 00:19:58,994 And listen to. Should we help her? 536 00:19:59,019 --> 00:20:01,939 How do we even do that? I mean, throw a blanket over her? 537 00:20:01,979 --> 00:20:04,109 ♪ Wishing I'd thought this through a little more ♪ 538 00:20:04,149 --> 00:20:06,819 -♪ Wagstaff ♪ -♪ And the poo, poo and the pee, pee ♪ 539 00:20:06,859 --> 00:20:09,319 - ♪ And the pee, pee and the poo, poo ♪ - What are you doing? 540 00:20:09,369 --> 00:20:11,239 - Teaming up with you. - We're helping. 541 00:20:11,279 --> 00:20:13,039 - Are you? - Don't think about it. 542 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,459 And ignore all the people who look like they hate this. 543 00:20:15,499 --> 00:20:16,514 ♪ Wagstaff ♪ 544 00:20:16,539 --> 00:20:17,805 ♪ Poo, poo and the pee, pee and the pee, pee ♪ 545 00:20:17,829 --> 00:20:20,129 -♪ Wagstaff ♪ -♪ And the poo, poo and the poo, poo ♪ 546 00:20:20,169 --> 00:20:22,419 -♪ Wagstaff ♪ -♪ And the pee, pee and the poo, poo ♪ 547 00:20:22,459 --> 00:20:24,523 - ♪ Poo, poo ♪ - ♪ Pee, pee. ♪ 548 00:20:24,548 --> 00:20:26,172 (applause) 549 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:29,129 Five. We got a five. 550 00:20:29,154 --> 00:20:31,654 Okay, our new school song is, 551 00:20:31,679 --> 00:20:34,929 "Wagstaff, You're a School, I Want to Be Inside of You." 552 00:20:34,969 --> 00:20:36,769 Oh, my God. Don't tell your parents. 553 00:20:36,809 --> 00:20:39,439 - Rock and roll! - (whoops) 554 00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:41,899 Thanks, guys. Sorry if singing with me kept you from winning. 555 00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:44,859 You know what? I'm not sure we were ever gonna beat those two. 556 00:20:44,899 --> 00:20:46,819 Yeah, it's dumb eat dumb out there. 557 00:20:46,859 --> 00:20:48,600 Here's your plaque. It's not engraved yet. 558 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:49,718 Never will be. Uh... 559 00:20:49,743 --> 00:20:52,619 - (applause) - Uh-oh. 560 00:20:52,659 --> 00:20:55,699 - Oh, boy. - What's that? - That's our public. Come on, 561 00:20:55,749 --> 00:20:59,209 let's give them what they want. One, two, seven, eight! 562 00:20:59,289 --> 00:21:01,265 -♪ Locking my locker, playing some soccer ♪ -(imitating guitar) 563 00:21:01,289 --> 00:21:03,589 -♪ Walking the halls, doing it all ♪ -♪ Windmill ♪ 564 00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,459 ♪ Wagstaff, Wagstaff, you're a school ♪ 565 00:21:05,509 --> 00:21:07,669 - ♪ I want to be inside of you ♪ - ♪ Wagstaff ♪ 566 00:21:07,719 --> 00:21:10,259 -♪ And the poo poo and the pee pee ♪ -♪ And the pee pee ♪ 567 00:21:10,299 --> 00:21:11,655 -♪ And the poo poo ♪ -♪ And the poo poo and the pee pee ♪ 568 00:21:11,679 --> 00:21:13,259 ♪ And the pee pee and the poo poo ♪ 569 00:21:13,299 --> 00:21:14,259 - ♪ Going to the bathroom ♪ - (imitating guitar) 570 00:21:14,309 --> 00:21:15,389 ♪ Going to the bathroom ♪ 571 00:21:15,429 --> 00:21:16,809 ♪ Buying my lunch ♪ 572 00:21:16,849 --> 00:21:18,205 - ♪ Eating a bunch ♪ - ♪ Windmill ♪ 573 00:21:18,229 --> 00:21:20,519 ♪ Wagstaff, Wagstaff, you're a school ♪ 574 00:21:20,559 --> 00:21:23,269 - ♪ I want to be inside of you ♪ - ♪ Wagstaff ♪ 575 00:21:23,309 --> 00:21:25,399 - (Zeke imitating guitar) - (Jimmy Jr. scat singing) 576 00:21:27,132 --> 00:21:28,319 ♪ Wagstaff ♪ 577 00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:31,664 ♪ Then another thing about Wagstaff. ♪ 578 00:21:31,688 --> 00:21:35,609 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 43313

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