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Dad,

The day of wedding, it would have been really great if you were here.

Today, your grandson Sona,

has gotten married.

They'll be here any minute.

Sister!

Yes?

Come. The couple has arrived.

Really!

Finally, they've arrived.

I'm in awe.

Come.

- Here comes my son. - Yes

Here, give it to me.

I'm so happy.

Girls, sing the songs of celebrations!

*singing regional folk song*

God bless my son.

*singing regional folk song*

Hail to Baba Sita Ram!

Hail to Baba Sita Ram!

Mother, what's this all about?

Son...

Baba Sita Ram has foretold...

that in one and a quarter month, you'll be married with just a snap of fingers.

Forget about me, you go get remarried.

Because my father won't let me get married ever.

Mr. Sardar

I demand only 500 kg gold,

And 50 kg gold ring,

to my father, Sardar Bahadur Singh.

But what we have heard is

that your father is no more!

So what?

This is the way to show respect to our elders.

Do you own gold?

We do but not for dead people.

Mada'am enjoy some ladoos since I expect a FOR-KA-TU-MB-ER

FOR-KA-TU-MB-ER.

Sardar ji, it's FORTUNER.

Son, since you are the one providing the car so you must know better.

There should be no lack in the hospitality for the groom's side.

4000 guests will be coming that too on horses.

- Horses? - We'll go all out.

Hail to Baba Sita Ram.

He said,"4000 guests on horses and we'll go all out."

Forget about 4000 horses, what about 4000 pound horse litter?

Is he thinking of taking 2000 muckers to the wedding?

Mother, problems cannot be tackled by performing these rituals.

The root cause of my problems, my father, you should think of a solution for that.

Don't you worry, my child. Don't worry.

Don't stress out,

Just think of it as the last ritual.

What's the matter?

Why did you stop the bus?

Madam, ther's black magic done in front.

Black magic?

My mother told me that black magic is ver dangerous.

Take the bus back.

Don't you worry. Let me handle this.

[bus door opens]

[sighs]

Ohh..

Ohh..madam

Please tell madam not to go close to the black magic

as it contain ghostly spirits.

It’s Finish Run..

R..run.

Let's head back?

How will we go now?

The driver ran away.

Don't worry.

I'll drive the bus.

Now you'll drive?

Go and sit in the bus quitely.

Finally, they left.

Thankfully, I'm safe.

Wow!

School has progressed so much!

They've kept lady bus drivers!

That too, a pretty one.

Come on now, my child.

We are already late.

Hey!

Hurry up.

Hey! wait..wait..wait

There's the jinx.

What jinx?

Sohna.

Mom, that's my friend. He's coming with us.

Shame on you!

Huh!

People don't even face him and you are taking him along for an auspicious occasion?

What were you thinking?

Mom, thiese are all superstitions. He is my best friend.

If he'll go then only I'll go otherwise I'm not going.

Huh.

Greetings! Aunt.

Satisfied with your unanswered greeting?

Well, this isn't the first time my greeting going unanswered.

I know aunt has a bit of a temper and let's be honest, her heart isn't exactly made of gold.

Okay, leave it. Let's go, we are already late.

You're rushing around as if the girl's about to elope.

Shame on you.

What a jinx.

Don't worry, aunt! We're not tying down our brother with a girl who's got more drama than a soap opera.

Is the girl's mother a native of China?

Try to be a little shy.

sitting as if you're some king.

Don't seem to shy. It questions your gender.

We've come to see a girl, not to show one.

Sister!

Ask your daughter to come outside.

Sister!

We were about to tell you that...

Our daughter is nowhere to be found.

*laughs anxiously*

It's okay.

Good girls often get cold feet when they hear the term MARRIAGE.

I meant to say that she ran away.

That's good. Running is good for health.

Son, our daughter got married to someone else.

There's plenty of other girls in Punjab. Don't worry.

You, misfortune magnet!

If you can't speak good, then atleast keep your mouth shut.

How vmany times did I told you not to bring this jinx along.

Come here..

What did i do wrong?

You knnow there's no guarantee for facial hair.

Wait! I'll tell you.

Trying to be smart.

Aunnt, just don't bite us.

Jinx!

Made an innocent girl ran away.

Come fast.

Oh god,

here we are again.

What happened now?

Did you see another black magic done?

Worse than a black magic. That guy is the king of bad luck.

Whoever comes close to him, faces bad luck.

The whole world is reaching the moon, and you still believe in superstitions?

Speak softly, madam!

If he hears you,

those guys who went to the moon will fall back down.

You start the bus.

Okay.

Don't stare at him. Look towards me.

Start the bus.

Hmm..

See,

The very thing I was worried about has happened.

What happened?

Let me check.

Let's inspect, what occured.

Thank God.

Nothinng happened.

Only the tyre got punctured.

Tyre got punctured and you are stating nothinng happened!

The way you stared at him passionately

could have definitely caused our bus to stumble.

Stop with your nuisance.

Fix the wheel.

Today, I'm changing the tire but from tomorrow I'll be changing the route.

Put the other tire on properly.

And hurry up!

Madam, it's not as simple as changing a whatsapp status,

that changes faster than you can snnap your fingers.

It'll take atleast 2 hours.

- Hello. - Hello.

Our bus broke down. Can you drop us to school?

Tell me,

Anything for you.

Just drop us to school.

Come along.

Gurwinder, start arranging the students..

Oh my god!

I never thought of getting a beautiful girl like you.

Co..come

Keep moving.

Hurry up!

Stand in queue.

Madam, please don't sit here.

Many people died by sitting here.

Oh!

Madam, now don't even think of sitting there.

Since, everything he says comes true.

Mind your own buisness.

Get the bus fixed.

Never mind.

- I'll sit at the back with students. - Sure, madam.

- Shall we move? - Yes!

Madam?

If you don't mind, can I ask you a question?

Well, it depends upon the question.

You are so beautiful,

and educated

Why did you pusue bus driving as a job?

What?

I meant that...

If the bus tire gets puctured,

can you fix that?

Am I bus driver?

*giggles*

Sister, are you home?

Here she comes to pick at my wounds.

Huh!

I was on my way to buy some grocery.

On my way, I met Sita aunt

She told me that your son's marriage proposal didn't go well.

Sister,

On such occasions, before leaving the house,

you should be careful,

of any jinxer.

Careful of jinxer?

We took the jinxer with us.

Listen to me,

Get your son checked.

Oh! What happened to my son?

He's perfectly fit and fine.

Entire village is annoyed with your son.

Your son brings trouble to annyone he lays his hands on.

Take yesterday's incident.

I constantly warmed my son,

not to take him along,

It turned out just as I dreaded,

the girl eloped.

Watch your mouth.

Did the girl elope with my son?

Huh!

The girl wasn't right, yet they are blaming my son.

*mumbling*

Hey! Ginti.

Ginnti,

Ginti,

I've found sister-in-law

Leave it buddy. Only god knows where she's been all this time.

I won't marry her now.

I'm talking about your sister-in-law not mine.

Eyes as wide as a full moon,

Nose as sharp as a tip of sword.

Lips as plumped as orannge slices.

Speaks as if Angelina jolie is speaking.

Haha.. And what does it concern to you in this?

It concerns me, brother.

We were just wandering here and there.;

when the path was straightforward.

Hey!

Leave the scissors.

You've converted a decent pant into an underwear.

Talking all rubbish.

How did you find the girl?

She's a teacher.

School bus broke down.

And, my destiny was in favour.

I've just dropped her to school.

- So, th bus broke down, - Yes!

So you got her in the car, dropped her off and this is how you got the girl?

We haven't become a thing yet, brother

I'm ready to create one.

I just want your help.

Hey!

Control your emotions.

Getting all worked up.

Let's go the mall on sunday.

Come on, let's start moving.

What happened now?

Who's bothering you now?

I think yesterday's effect is still lingering.

Get it fixed properly.

Y..y..yes..yes

Your limo broke down again?

This idiot, doesn't get the bus fixed properly.

Can you please drop us to the school? We are getting late.

Scooter can't handle this much people. If you say, I can drop you.

Okay.

Geet madam, atleast you stay.

How will I handle the kids and the bus altogether?

Yes, I think he's right.

Can you please drop me to the school?

And, you get the bus fixed and reach the school with students quickly.

Okay.

You go ahead, we'll come.

- Okay. - Sit properly.

Hold me tight.

There are too many bumps on the road so you may fall.

*Song starts*

Learning to bloom like a full rose.

The fragrance attracts me here.

With kohl in your eyes, you cast a spell,

Cheeks like sugar.

Smiling, you look so beautiful,

Today, you'll woo someone.

With your perfurme wafting in the air,

Today, you will win a handsome young man's heart.

With your perfurme wafting in the air,

Today, you will win a handsome young man's heart.

With craftsmanship like yours, you’re something special,

Just thinking about you brings joy, you are that feeling of warmth.

Stars ignite jealousy in others,

As the running water, becomes still.

The fireflies that sparkle in the night,

The leaves that rustle with every step.

When you gaze intently, oh dear,

Everyone else feels shy and small.

With your perfurme wafting in the air,

Today, you will win a handsome young man's heart.

With your perfurme wafting in the air,

Today, you will win a handsome young man's heart.

I found true love,

within you.

In my dreams,

you sit beside me.

Your bangles shimmer with beauty,

Breathless, I long for more.

The dupatta draped over your head looks stunning,

The moon pales when you adorn yourself.

With a lovely charm, you captivate all,

With your perfurme wafting in the air,

Today, you will win a handsome young man's heart.

With your perfurme wafting in the air,

Today, you will win a handsome young man's heart.

*phone ringing*

Whose calling me?

Yes?

What happened now?

Oh!

Okay, I'm coming.

Kinde!

Hm..?

How did you managed to plan all of this?

The bus broke down at the very exact point.

Well, you know

Kindi's measuring tape measures accurately.

Haha..Liar.

How did your confidence get so high?

You can even take out a pyjama from the fabric for an underwear.

Enough of the jokes. Tell me the truth now.

I bribed him of chicken kabab

Oh!

And a bottle of liquor.

Okay.

That idiot was on top of the moon.

Ahan?

He said,"Kindi?"

You just order,

and I'll make the bus stop at every few kilometer.

And he agreed?

Why wouldn't he not?

Or else I would have beaten him up with my tailoring scissors.

Hey! Why to use tailoring scissors,

When you had sewing needle.

That would have work much better.

Hey?

Why is Bajwa calling?

Put it on speaker.

What?

on speaker!

Hello?

How are you?

What made you think of us today?

Brother!

You are always in my thoughts.

Really?

No wonder I get hiccups frequently.

Drop it,

don't push it anymore.

You and kindi didn't even came to my wedding.

Now I'm hosting a party for my son's first Lohri celebration.

If you guys don't show up now,

I'll delete your numbers straight away.

Oh! come on,

Why wouldn't we come!

With God's blessing,It's our niece's first lohri.

We'll surely make a grand entrance.

Okay then,

See you soon.

Bye.

Love you tons.

Thinking of going?

Ofcourse,

No one ususally puts up with bachelors;

look how respectfully he's inviting us.

We'll definitely go.

*giggles*

Make another glass for me.

Hail to Baba ji.

Keep your blessings upon my son, Baba ji.

Hail..

Hail to Baba ji.

Hail to Baba ji.

What are you doing?

Oh God! Leave it.

Have you gone mad?

These lentils cost a fortune.

Hey! I'm doing this for our son's marriage.

Weddings doesn't happen with the help of lentils

But, with full celebrations.

I can't leave my son unmarried because of your demand for dowry.

I don't mind him beinng unmarried for rest of his life.

But I won't allow him getting married in a poor family.

I'm..

a JATT.

Son of a JATT will only get married...

from where...

I get a car this big.

Excuse me!

Yes?

Do you know where Sardar Sukhdev r esides?

Why?

What's the matter?

Came here to meet the boy for our daughter.

Oh!

*clears throat*

I'm Sukhdev Singh.

You are Sukhdev Singh?

Yes.

Let's head back then.

Don't you want to meet the boy?

We've seen his family.

And that's more than enough.

So, what else is there to see?

With face like a bike seat,

and demands a car.

Got the keys to your porshe?

Now, drive it carefully.

Don't toss it into the canal.

Idiot.

Pandit ji! Ram Ram, Ram Ram

Ram Ram, Sardar ji.

How much longer will this troublesome planetary phase continue?

A...

Bless me.

It will last for atleast one and a quarter year.

So 37 years.

I..

said one and a quarter year.

No, I meant my son, Sohna will turn 37 years by then.

You should be thankful that it'll be all over in one and a quarter year.

If it hadn't been me...

you would have been facing this planetary troublesome for the rest of your life.

Wait for another one and a quarter year.

I can wait much longer,

but that mother-son duo doesnn't settle down.

Pandit ji?

If you don't mind, can I ask you something?

Hm?

Why have you pulled me into this confusion?

You are telling me

that..

I shouldn't let my son get married.

And, on the other hand,

you are advising my wife

to offer lentils into the canal.

She's also my devotee.

How can I let her down?

I hope your rituals don't knock me out.

Here, take the money and let me in first.

I need to meet Baba ji as soon as I can.

Lady, the people over here are also in a hurry.

They are not here to dug a well.

Whatever.

I'm going inside.

O hello, lady?

Don't you know?

I am a true disciple of Baba ji.

I come here regularly.

Oh God!

Whenn did she come?

Pandit ji?

If she sees me here,

I'll be dead.

What should I do now?

Do one thing,

Hide over there.

Okay..okay.

*distinct chattering*

Yes, my child

Let her in.

Get aside.

Honestly, I just don't get Baba ji at all.

He should atleast stand for what he says.

Hail to Baba ji

Jai ho. Hail to Baba ji.

Baba ji!

Whatever remedies you asked us to do,

we followed it religiously.

But now I got it,

your rituals and spells are of no use.

Nothing has happened till now.

O..sis..

Sister,

It's not like it's a bomb that missed the mark.

Look,

these rituals do work but in their own way.

It's not easy to position planets accordingly.

Rahu and Ketu are both positioned in your son's 7th house.

Forget Rahu,

it's his father who's deeply rooted.

Baba ji

I'll give you..

loads of cash.

You just tell me any ritual..

that will make...

my husband unable to speak.

*chanting mantra*

Pandit ji!

Wait..wait

wait a minute.

Here,

take your monney back

Don't mute me for her few bucks.

Oh....

now I get it.

Both the master and his follower are in this together.

No, Surjit Kaur.

He didn't tell me anything.

If he didn't tell you anything

then how come you know everything?

No worries,

now I will change it.

Changing the priest won't make a difference, lady.

Position of planets will still remain the same.

Not priest,

now I'll change husband.

You did the right thing,

by coming before the completion of the mantras.

Otherwise, you would have been

explaining me all this by hand gestures.

*distinct chattering*

Everyone is in this together.

I'll make sure to get my son married.

*phone ringing*

Your phone is ringing continously, come and get it.

*phone ringing*

The call will get disconnected.

Did your hands stop working?

Pick up the phone!

It can be something urgent.

*gibberish*

Yes, aunt.

Hey! Sukhdev!

Are you planning to keep your son bachelor for the rest of your life?

Why are you saying like that, aunt?

Then what's the matter?

You've rejected every single proposal thjat came by.

Why am I to be blamed?

I don't even utter a single word infront of them.

What about the list of dowry items you present infront of them?

Due to which they tend to leave.

Listen to me,

Tomorrow, I'm coming with the girl's family.

If you said anything offensive infront of them,

I'll smash your face.

Give the phone to Surjit.

Here, take it.

It's aunt.

Greetings aunt!

Hear me out,

I've schooled your husband properly.

If he utters anything absurd infront of the guests then I'll handle him my way.

I'll give him a whack.

And don't be so happy,

prepare some good delicacy for tomorrow.

And don't worry about your husband.

Okay?

Okay aunt.

Bye.

Now, where are you going?

Atleast hear me out.

Here comes the romeo.

*gibberish*

Mother!

What was dad blabbering about?

Leave him and sit here.

Hear me out.

I'll be write back.

I hope mother doesn't tell me to..

light up the diyas at night.

Take this, son.

Where do I have to offer this cloth now?

Shut up!

This has been bestowed by Baba Sita Ram ji after conducting the rituals on it.

What rituals? This is ridiculous.

Look at this, the cloth has turned to rags.

You just be quiet.

When you'll sit wearing this infront of the girls' family,

They'll instantly offer you the good omens.

I may not know about the good omens, but I'll be a laughing stock for sure.

Moreover, they'll reject me on spot.

Since I'll be looking like some priest.

Oh! you shouldn't say bad about priests.

Just do what i asked you to do.

Okay.

I'll get it stitch as an underwear.

Mom's wish will be fulfilled and it won't be visible too.

Hahaha... hahaha..hahaha

Have you seen your fat nose?

As if a frog is sunbathing.

I'll punch you so hard that your entire jaw will come out.

Be quiet and stitch my underwear.

Mother and the priest both will be satisfied.

Sohna, this colour isn't that bad.

Snack catchers generally puts on this color to captivate serpent;

she's just a girl, though.

Tell me one thing,

If these scissors get stabbed in someone's chest,

what would be the maximum penalty for this?

- Around 7 years. - Really?

Fine by me.

Hey..hey..hey hey..Sohna! hey!

Excuse me!

Oh..he was giving measures for the stitching of a pant-suit.

I wanted to get a suit stitched.

Oh!

Wew'll stitch as many as you want.

She's come here to get a suit stitched,

not get shoes polished.

Suit will be stitched in there. Come inside.

- Come. - Come..come.

Give it to me.

Let me take your measures. Come

Okay.

Please stitch a good one.

Don't worry. I'll stitch the best for you.

*music playing in background*

Hurr...

Hello? Chairman of dreams?

What happened?

Come back to reality.

You are talking as if I went to some other planet.

My mother doesn't let me have dreams at home, here you are doing the same.

I was about to measure her waist.

Forget about the waist.

Let me tell you one thing

Yes?

- The girl who was standing beside my sister-in-law, - Yes?

I think I like her.

What did you saw in her in just few minutes?

[imitates] I like her.

Tell me,

why are you not letting your son get married?

Aunt, I think he's not mature enough.

You are 70 years old, but you haven't matured yet.

Then how can you expect from a 35 year old?

Are you appointing him as the education minister?

I'm sorry, aunt.

Now,

what more do you want?

I will get your son married by hook or crook.

Even if it takes to kill you.

If you said anything absurd infront of them,

Then be ready for the consequences.

And what's with this cry face?

Laugh

Ha..Ha..Ha.

Follow me.

Okay.

Idiot.

Have some tea.

Yes..yes

Hello!

- Hello! - Hello Sardar Saab

Come, aunt.

So, how many people will be attending the wedding from your side?

Tell them.

Well,

Do one thing,

Book your wedding hall first,

we'll...

there will be atleast 3 people coming.

Rest you can arrange accordingly.

And rest..

any demand of yours? Like a car?

Oh!

We don't nneed any car.

Among us, no one knows how to drive.

Well, driving is not an issue but...

taking car from you doesn't seems to be right.

For elders...

any specific gift like a gold bangle?

There's no elder left in the family.

So then...

there's no point of giving it.

Also,

Who makes dead people wear ornaments?

*everyone laughs*

Well, everything seems fine

but where's the boy?

Surjit?

- Where's Sohna? - Let me bring him.

- Call him quickly - Yes aunt.

Let me bring him.

Have some tea please.

- Yes..yes - Have it son.

Ouch!

Are you mad?

Are you blind?

Can't you hit the brakes?

Sister, hand brakes are not working.

There's a brake installed next to your foot as well.

You could have hit that or do you have some problem in your legs?

Where did this jinx came from?

Yes, mother?

Yes,

Son, where are you?

Why don't you pick calls?

Actually mother,

I wasn't able to hear it because of scooter's noise.

Okay hear me out,

Come home as soon as possible.

Girl's family is here to see you.

Don't worry mother, dad will anyhow make them go away before I reach.

Aunt has schooled your father thoroughly.

By aunt's blessing, your marriage will be fixed today surely.

Really?

Come fast, my son.

Now that I have met Raunak,

more and more proposals are coming my way.

I have called him, aunt.

He's on his way.

Okay.

Take this..take it.

Thanks, that's enough.

There he comes.

There comes my son, Sohna.

Son,

We greet by joining our hands together not legs.

Keep them downn.

Hello

Hello.

What happened to you?

You seemed fine when you left home this morning.

There's a rod in my leg mother.

Where did that came from?

There's construction going on next door from there it came.

Obviously, from the hospital where else do you expect from?

Why didn't you tell me?

There was hardly any time aunnt.

I just got it insert.

Son, you must b e in pain

No, not much

It's just that I can't fold my legs gtogether.

Also, if I get involved in a quarrel,

I have a benefit of this,

I can take it out anytime and use it for my protection.

Dad, I think the boy is physically challenged.

Yes, physically and mentally challenged.

Let's leave.

Where?

Outside.

There's the gate for exit.

Alright then.

Goodbye.

gibberish

Hello.

Here you go,

in your uncle's arms.

- Son, don't trust your dad. I'm your favourite uncle. - Hahaha...

Oh! Is it? Mr Favourit Uncle?

*both laughing*

Hey!

What happened to you? Why are you trembling all over the place?

Brother, I've got intoxicated by drinking water from your house.

since you won't be offering us liquor.

Are you here for liquor?

Not exactly but if he offers I won't deny.

*both laughs*

Now, you must bring some liquor for him.

Okay! Let me get some.

Don't go overboard.

Hey! Don't pull my leg now. Let me get you guys drinks & snacks.

[both laugh]

[laughs]

Hey! Sohna!

Yes?

Hey! Sohna?

Where were you?

Come, I've reserved a table for us.

Okay, let's go.

Without him, the gatherinng feels empty, my fair one

He's been smitten by you for so long, dear

Without him, the gatherinng feels empty, my fair one

He's been smitten by you for so long, dear

He says he can't sleep at night

Wants you to stay online

Hiding from his dad, he roams around thinking of you

Asking about your well-being, the son of a farmer

In love with you, he’s lost in his own world

Asking about your well-being, the son of a farmer

Talking about you even in his sleep all night

Won't miss a call from his friends, a lways waiting on the line

Talking about you even in his sleep all night

Won't miss a call from his friends, always waiting on the line

Twirling his mustache, proud of his status

If someone doesn’t listen, he's ready to fight them all

There's a spark in the mischievous ways of this young man

Hiding his face with a scarf, trying to impress

He's lounging on the bed, too relaxed to get up now

Asking about your well-being, the son of a farmer

In love with you, he’s lost in his own world

Asking about your well-being, the son of a farmer

Brother! Please hold the baby.

I love Raunak alot.

Then why don't you propose her?

How can I propose her?

Even if she is standing in front of me, I can't.

[Laughs]

Think that,

I am Raunak

Now, propose to me.

If you didn't had the beard and moustache I would've done it by now.

[Both laughs]

Raunak, I love you immensely.

You are the queen of my heart, Raunak.

I love you my dear Raunak.

[both laughs]

Hey!

- [humming] - Surjit! Give me one more roti.

[humming]

When will I get relieve from household chores?

Don't worry mother,

God will fulfill your wish soon.

Forget God,

I had one last hope.

But just like your dad you made them ran off.

Aunt is so angry about this.

Nothing moves without Sukhdev Singh's consent, let alone a relationship.

Uncle!

I've told you so many times don't call me uncle instead call me brother.

You should be thankful that I call you uncle and not elder.

Okay enough. Tell me why are you here?

Madam had given me a chit yesterday but I forgot to handover it to you.

Work like this should be done to the earliest.

What do you think of me? A smuggler?

I'm just handing over a chit.

Go away.

You'll be late for school.

And then madam will punish.

Hey?

What did he gave you?

That...

This is a letter of exemption from school fee.

Son! Atleast have your breakfast.

I don't feel hungry anymore, mother.

Jeeto!

I think he has gotten out of our hands,

That's good.

If he'll get out of hands,

then only I'll become a mother-in-law.

- Hn? - The matter is settled, man.

Raunak has asked me to meet her day after tomorrow and she's given a letter also.

Which letter?

See this!

See this. Read.

Are you mad?

See how aggressively she has written this letter.

Were you making snaps of her when she was writinng this?

Forget snaps.

And look precisely.

Her hands must be shaking while writing,

She's making a n excuse of meeting you.

You'll be chopped into pieces.

Remember when you proposed day before yesterday in a drunk state,

Yes?

She was standing right behind you.

I did saw her.

Brother but I had seen her how angry she stood.

That's why I fainted.

You should be greatful that you came to me first.

If you had gone without consulting me, you woul;d have returned as a dead man.

Okay fine.

I'm going.

Where are you goinng now?

My crops must have dried out.

I'm going to water them.

Coverr your face.

You'll get yourself killed and take me down with you.

Yes? Done with your irrigation?

Leave the crops,

I was thinking all night long that...

if I had gone to meet her,

what would have happened to me?

Do you know Lali Phangad?

Yes?

He had also fallen for some girl.

When he went to meet her, he was cut into such small pieces.

This small?

Brother, this is still big.

The pieces were much smaller than this.

His last rites were also done by holdinng him in a basket.

The basket must have been flooded with blood.

Yes

Yes? What happened now?

I'm feelig scared.

It felt as if...

that basket was for me.

*distinct voices*

- Here take this. You can go and play. - Thank you.

Wow!

Distributing chocolates to students!

Actually, I had sent a letter to someone through him.

Letter?

To whom?

That...

guy who was dancing with us on Lohri celebration.

There were many guys dancing with us on that day.

Buddy!

That guy who dropped us all to school on his tractor.

Oh my god, that jinxer!

You wrote a letter to him?

Instead you should write a letter to govt. of India.

That they should use him as a nuclear weapon durinng a war.

Atleast he would have been useful to the country.

What?

A person who's one glance...

can make a tire bust,

what would he do to his enemies.

Are you done?

I'm going now.

Where?

To meet that bomb.

Don't be so tensed. Be brave.

Aman stands with a man.

Take this.

Take it, man

Why are you givinng me this token money?

Token money? Are you marrying my sister?

Keeping a weapon gives a sense of protection.

Isn't this weapon too big? Where will I hide it?

This is more than enough to create some mess.

All the best.

Brother, this can't handle mess.

This can only be used to scratch enemies car.

Little brother, the level of rowdiness we are at,

scratches are more than enough.

Alright then,

Enemies, you'll remember me for life.

If each of move dosn't cost you millions,

then don't call me by my name.

Kickstart the scooter and take off.

Thank god.

The trouble has averted.

Hey!

Sohna, hear me out.

Hey!

Stop!

Does Sohna appears to be that idiotic?

Atleast hear me out.

God please save me.

Sohna, please stop.

I have some urgent work.

Sohna, why don't you stop?

I...The brakes are not working properly.

Hear me out. Stop!

Sohna won't stop.

Sohna, why don't you stop?

I...The brakes are not working properly.

Stop or else I'll make your brakes fail.

Stop!

I'm uable to stop it.

Stop!

It'll collide.

You listen to me,

Get down.

Whatever you want to say,

just say it here.

It's not like the brakes not working.

Don't make me say something. Get down.

God, please save me.

Yes?

That night, what were you saying?

I swear I did't say anything.

Whatever was said, it was said by Kinda.

I swear to god.

- Kinda said it? - Yes.

Then I'll ask Kinda.

Well,

I said it too.

Clouds..

and the moon..

play hide and seek in the mist.

Your eyes..

seem to share silent words with me.

Clouds and the moon...

play hide and seek in the mist.

Your eyes..

seem to share silent words with me.

Truly, I've lost my senses..

Sleep escapes me through the nights.

I find no answer to the riddles of your words.

The picture of your delicate face Has carved a place within my heart.

This habit, this habit

of caring for you.

Has slowly seeped into my once carefree soul.

I’m now used to it.

Yes, this habit..

of caring for you has grown on me.

When you stand, shading your eyes.

I can barely believe you belong to me.

It feels like fate itself has brought us together.

Your heartbeat sounds like a divine song to me.

A divine song indeed.

You long to dwell in my heart And your gaze tells me so.

This habit, this habit..

of caring for you

Has slowly seeped into my once carefree soul.

I’m now used to it.

This habit, this habit..

of caring for you Has slowly seeped into my once carefree soul

Have this.

- It's good. - Yes.

What happened?

Dad!

Oh no! I'm in trouble now.

So what?

I'll get a good scolding.

Don't worry! I'll be right by your side.

There's a difference betwenn scolding and snacks.

Why are getting so worked up. Come with me.

To get scolding?

Just come with me.

Geet, bring my activa.

Okay.

Pay the bill as well.

Oh my god, Why are you behaving like a mentally ill dog?

What happened?

I've been acting like this since I've returned from the market.

Your dear boy, Sohna,

was shamelessly

feeding golgappas to someone else's daughter.

Golgappas were eaten less

public affection was more.

Just remember this, he'll make a fool of me in society.

Oh!

So now you are concerned about your public image.

You weren't able to get your son married sooner.

The times were different then; this time is something else.

Oh please!

Let my son come,

I'll just ask him to marry whoever and however the girl is.

He dare to get married.

Isn't he familiar with my stick?

I'll teach him a good lesson with it.

How will you?

I'm still here.

Uncle!

Uncle, congratulations!

Your son has got married.

Oh! God bless.

Aunt, pour water over the couple's head. You are a mother-in-law now.

Why did dad went ahead?

Has he gone blind?

Dad went ahead.

I thought I'll get beaten up by him.

That's good if he's gone.

Let us also leave.

Why?

Let's head to tent house.

Let's get the home decked up with lights. The neighbours should know that our Sohna is married now.

Let's go then.

Pandit ji!

A new obstacle has arrived.

What happened?

My son got married.

Oh no!

No!

Don't act like this.

Your son's marriage brings your death.

Is..

there any solution to it?

There's no solution for this in the entire universe.

There's one solution.

What?

The groom must be distant from the bride for atleast 10 months.

- Maharaj! - Hm?

My son has never touched a girl.

He will not even wait for 10 minutes.

I have a solution for this.

You are a brave man.

Owner of the house.

There's nothing you can't do.

What are you implying here?

I meant throw the girl out of the house.

Who'll dare to stop you?

You're absolutely right.

I'll take a leave now.

Ram Ram.

Hare Ram.

Hare Ram.

Pandit ji!

Pandit ji!

Pandit ji! We are in a big problem.

Son, everything's fine.

They'll handle their son on their own.

You should be aware of the problem too.

He's got married to our Raunak.

What?

Yes!

Then that's a good news.

She has chosen a family with good background.

Huh!

What's good in this?

She ran away and got married.

Oh no!

Stop him.

I gave him a bad advice.

Stop him.

I'm coming too.

I'm coming too.

Oh Lord.

Make him stop.

Stop..stop..stop.

What happerned now?

Uh...

Mr. Sukhdev Singh

Uh...

Mr. Nachatar just told me that

the girl with whom your son got married

is very lucky.

Pandit ji,

This Nachatar of yours has also told me that

the girl is your daughter.

And you...

are playing tricks to save your girls married life on the stake of my life?

Ah..Sardar ji,

Get lost or I'll kill you.

Stay away from him.

Oh Lord.

Do you know Raunak?

This guy named Sohna had never thought

that he'll get a girl as beautiful as a fairy.

Just to find a girl like you...

My mother kept running after so many matchmakers.

In this process, many matchmakers ended up chasing my mother instead.

I was just worried that

in the effort to finnd you, I might lose my father's wife.

*both laughing*

Oh really!

And who was this matchmaker?

There was this awful matchmaker

I'm forgetting his name, S..Sita Ram.

Who?

Sita Ram.

Hey!

Speak respectfully.

That's my dad.

He's my father-in-law!

Yes.

*starts laughing*

Sorry.

Sorry.

Stop it.

Listen up rivals!

Jatt has brought home a bride as precious as gold.

*continues laughing*

What were you thinking

that you wouldn't let my son get married?

Nobody is thinking anything.

Why are you blaming others?

Go and sleep.

Leave the kids alone for a little while.

Dad!

Why are you shouting in the middle of the night?

Why are you still awake?

My brave son,

has bought such a beautiful daughter-in-law

because of which I'm dancing in joy.

And,

it's not like I've won a fridge in lottery.

Forget about fridge, make sure you don't run out of breath.

My brave son,

you live only once.

So what if I'm out of breath I'll still dance in joy.

Mother let's join him then.

Oh..oh..what happened?

D..Dad?

D..Dad?

Oh my god! What happened to him?

Why isn't he responding?

What happened to dad?

Dad?

Take a deep breath.

There's nothing to worry about.

He suffered a minor attack.

He has to stay in the hospital today.

Son, Sohna

You both head back to home.

I'll stay here.

Yes, you guys can go.

No..no

A....

Sister,

You and the girl should had back home.

Leave the boy here.

It's difficult to cope up with the patient's movement like lifting him up or down.

Okay. Mother,

you and Raunak head home.

We'll also come by morning.

Let me drop you both.

Come.

Yes, drop them off.

Okay Mr. Sukhdev Singh, kindly lay down.

Sukh-dev or rather Dukh-dev.

Get up now.

Sukhdev singh

Upon your request I've done your work

but if your son gets to know about this he'll make sure to shut down my hospital.

Don't worry about that.

Make a glass for me with a good quantity of liquor in it.

Sukhdev singh

I request you this is a hospital

and not a tavern.

For how long will you stay in this bed?

The hospital won't even entertain you for this long.

Pandit ji,

your respect hasn't been tarnisherd yet.

If I reveal to your daughter that

this prophecy;

is done by your father

your image will be destroyed.

If you want to save your respect, then for 10 months,

do as I say;

otherwise, read about it in the newspaper tomorrow,

"My daughter...

was sacrificied for dowry."

"My daughter was sacrificied for dowry."

See,

Doctor you were right,

he appears to be as fit as a horse.

Doctor, look at this

the entire village respects me

and here my own child

is referring me as horse and donkey.

You should be thankful that he referred you as a horse

and not a dog or cat.

Son,

Here this out

what your father-in-law is saying.

What is he saying?

He is saying that

he has respect in the society.

He only has one daughter. If you could have told him

he would have happily sent his daughter.

Pandit ji

I don't mind organising a wedding function

rest it's all upto the kids.

What's there to ask the kids?

They are married now.

And happily living in their house.

So you mean to say

that our happiness doesn't matter to you?

So what if Pandit ji wants...

to send his daughter with a grand gesture.

Well, I have no obligations in this.

What about you Pandit ji?

Here son,

here's your milk.

Thanks mother.

You're a fool, son.

Newly wed daughter-in-law...

you made her return back home just because of your father.

So what mother.

Dad must have dreams in his heart.

that I dance, celebrate, do bhangra and invite guests at my son's wedding.

also he wanted to bring 5000-7000 horses in my wedding,

what if he brings them over there.

*both laughs*

You are absolutely right son.

Dad! Tea.

Okay tell me where will my daughter go for her wedding shopping. Chandigarh or Ludhiana?

Dad!

Tell me the truth.

Did you really wished to bid farewell me in a grand manner?

Or is there something else?

The dad which I know,

has never hid anything from me.

He never made me feel the absence of my mother.

Let me live my life

on my own terms.

But today I can sense that something is not right.

As if you are hiding something from me.

Dad, I can't live without Sohna.

Dad, swear on me,

What's the matter?

N..No, my child..No

No.

The reality behind it..

if I'll tell you..

then in your eyes..

I'll be a culprit.

Raunak,

Raunak..

I..

I kept misleading Mr. Sardar.

Kept taking more and more money from him.

But I didn't knew

that I..

I am destroying my daughter's future.

Please forgive me, my child.

Please forgive me, my child.

Forgive me.

I didn't wanted this to happen.

Let's go Dad.

Let's head to the city.

We still have to book caterinng and buy some wedding clothes.

And, book a wedding hall.

There's so much work to do.

What palace?

What wedding?

Ask your father-in-law and your educated bride

that

in dowry

which car are they givinng us?

What nonsense are you talking?

I'm not talking any nonsense.

It's the true.

Absolutely, true.

Without dowry,

I'll not let her step-in this house.

Dad, if my wife cannot come into this house,

I'll not let your wife stay in it too.

Mother, pack your bags. We are leaving this house.

No. son.

Why will we leave this house?

Instead we'll bring Raunak back in this house.

If she comes in this house,

be ready for my funeral.

My funeral.

Cry out your heart then.

Don't even think of crying for a person like this.

Instead sing happy songs.

As many times as mother threw things into the canal,

if only she had thrown father in it,

everything would have been fine.

Brother, I knew about it sinnce the starting.

That your father was upto something vicious.

But you never trusted me.

Tell me one thing,

Did you talk to your wife?

She has called me multiple times

but I didn't had the nerves to pick it up.

How am I supposed to face her?

Here,

She's calling again.

Pick up the phone.

Talk to her.

Hello.

Hello.

Sohna!

Where are you?

Yes Raunak?

Since morning I called you so many times.

Why didn't you pick up any of thedm?

There's something important that I want to discuss.

Come home immediately.

Now?

At this time?

I want to talk to you.

And it's very important.

Just come fast.

Hello?

Raunak?

I must go.

Go?

Yes.

Buddy, confirm it once.

What if your father has already asked for dowry from them.

They'll kick you out.

Whether they kick me out or beat me up

I have to go.

Alright then close the shop.

Come.

Pull the shutter down.

Come on now.

Come..come.

Got seated?

Shinde, take care of the shop.

Dad, you should be ashamed of yourself.

For few money,

you ruined your daughter's home.

Stop it now.

Dad has realized his mistake.

Now think about what to do next.

From now on, it's up to him to handle the situation.

And before dad thinks of any other scheme.

Uncle where do you get such absurd plans from?

Son,

when a person loses his senses,

Subtitle

their mind starts working the wrong way too.

Well,

when I was under supervision of Ustaad ji

then Ustaad ji had told your father

that when a child will be born

then the grandfather of the child will die.

Ustaad ji was very skilled,

knowledgeable

and it turned out to be true.

When you were born,

simulatenously

your grandfather died.

After Ustaad ji's death, everyone started coming to me.

I had no knnowledge.

But I thought,

it is a good opportunity to earn money.

I gave your father the same reading that if any child is born in the house, he'll die.

I earned alot of money from him.

Please forgive me.

Dad, you have got whatever you wanted,

but we are in a big mess now.

Now dad has put us in a situation that if Raunak comes home, he'll hang himself to death.

Now, what should I do?

Don't worry child.

A person who is so scared of death that he didn't let you get married,

can never commit suicide.

Don't you worry.

I'm sitting right here.

That's the problem that you are sitting.

This is the time for you to take a stand.

Jeeto!

Make a cup of tea, I'm heading towards the field.

Dad, eat rotis made by me instead of tea.

Hey!

Who bought her here?

I bought her here.

She's the daughter-in-law of the house.

Then do one thing,

Send her back from where you bought her here.

She is my wife,

Not a VCR

that whenever you like you bring her and then return her back.

What did I told you?

That if she enters this house, I'll commit suicide.

Now,

I'll die.

Now, don't plead to me to come back.

Should I tie the knot?

Why hassel so much.

Let me bring the chemical spray.

It'll be much easier.

Oh!

So you guys want me dead.

I would have died before

but I didn't do it just because of the society.

what does the society had to say?

They would have said that Sukhdev singh was such a nice man.

Only we know how nice he was.

Now I request you don't change your decision.

We'll handle the society ourselves.

Are you that annoyed with me?

Yes.

Okay,

I'm leaving bthe house. Don't stop me now.

Wait a minute.

Atleast take your clothes with you.

or else you'll be back within few days.

Mlother what will he do with the clothes. He doesn't even change them that oftenly.

He bathes after every 7 days.

Hey!

If this is the case,

then I am not going anywhere from here.

I'll sit right here.

Infront of you. Proudly.

See,

mother, he won't leave us at all.

A person...

Where doe he go after dying?

Are you still there?

I'm still here.

I'm still here.

Why will I not be?

I'm not going anytime soon.

Do you want to eat food or are you planning to die hungry?

Okay give it.

She was serving you.

But you deniedit.

After tearing apart my dignity, you're mocking me now?

Oh lord, who teared apart your dignity?

You've got a nice and educated daughter-in-law

What else do you want?

There's no other beautiful girl in the entire village other than her.

If I had listened to you

then I would have been in a big loss.

Oh Lord!

What happened dear?

Are you alright?

Are you alright?

My child,

What happened?

Are you...

Oh my god!

God bless you.

Hey! Congratulations to you.

- You are going to be a grandfather. - Oh!

Take this dear,

Have some milk.

And hear me out.

From now on,

You'll not do any heavy work.

Okay?

Mom, you are saying as if she'll be lifting tractors.

And by the way why are you pampering her so much?

- Son, from now on you'll be pampering her. - Why?

There's a good news coming your way.

Really mother?

Yes.

May you live and thrive mother, and may God bless you with a son.

Get a side, idiot.

May God bless you with a son.

God bless you.

My son, Sohna.

God bless you.

Correct.

Sita Ram had made an absolute true prophecy.

I'm surprised

that how are you still alive?

You should have been dead by now.

But don't you worry,

now you've come to me

and we have solution to all your problems.

Baba ji!

that's why I've come to you from so far.

Hmm.

In the beginning, that corrupted priest...

robbed me by making up making up my death.

But then I don't know from where did he got to know

that I've got immense land and wealth.

He...

did some black magic and made my naive son to get married to his daughter.

Hmm.

It's okay.

Don't you worry now.

Whatever I say,

just follow that.

Got it?

This conversation,

just keep it in mind.

A bottle of liquor,

two chicken,

a black cloth

and one bottle of soda,

gather it all and put it in a cloth.

And we must look into that priest's matter.

Just don't

forget us.

Don't you worry now.

Whatever I say,

just follow that.

A bottle of liquor,

two chicken,

a black cloth,

just gather them all and put it in a cloth.

And we must look into that priest's matter.

Son, just see where your dad is.

He hasn't returned yet.

Mother, you should ask Sita Ram

that where's my dad.

He'll be elated as well that you called him up.

And don't forget to ask

if I'll have a son or a daughter.

Oh God,

shameless.

Now, you're pulling your mother's leg

See,

think of the devil and the devil arrives.

Here he comes.

Here child,

serve your father dinner.

Have some dinner, dad.

I don't want to eat anything.

Dad, have it.

Your daughter-in-law has made this dinner with lots of love in it.

Dad!

Oh! What happened?

Happened!

Don't act so sweet.

Well, she's not our family

she has nothing to do with my dignity or self respect.

You dog,

you are my own blood,

*gibberish*

*gibberish*

but this dad got nothing.

Because of her,

you distanced yourself from your dad.

Distanced? Did I shifted you somewhere else?

where you were not even asked food.

what has happenned to you?

Why are you getting so angry with the kids?

Shut up!

or I'll slap you.

Hey! Sohna!

Before dawn, tell her to get out of this house.

Or else I'll kick her out myself.

Raunnak!

Raunak!

Raunak, please stop.

Dad was drunk last night.

He wasn't in his senses.

Don't take his words to heart. He didn't meant whatever he said.

He was just speaking nonsense. Please don't leave.

Be smart, my child, be smart.

A girl should never visit her maternal house being all sad after marriage.

By God's grace, we'll send you all happy.

Happiness is all what we need in this house,

and not silence.

Look Sohna,

whatever happened last night

was infront of you.

I can't live here anymore.

Raunak!

If you leave,

then I'll also leave.

I don't want anymore fights in this house because of me.

I can manage staying away from you

but, I can't stand the fact

that the society..

might say that because of a girl, father-son got distanced.

Raunak!

Please,

don't stop me.

Swear on me

and your unborn child if you came behind me.

When they came closer, they drifted further apart,

The dreams once seen shattered into fragments.

When they came closer, they drifted further apart,

The dreams once seen shattered into fragments.

My heart feels no solace,

I can’t find peace within.

Every day, I yearn for them,

Why did you bring us so close, O God,

When you meant to separate us?

Why did you bring us so close, O God,

When you meant to separate us?

Why, O God, couldn't you bear to see two hearts together?

This fire of love scorched us in ways we couldn't endure.

Why, O God, couldn't you bear to see two hearts together?

This fire of love scorched us in ways we couldn't endure.

Why did you take away all the joy,

When all you left us was sorrow?

Why did you bring us so close, O God,

When you meant to separate us?

Why did you bring us so close, O God,

When you meant to separate us?

- Here comes the priest. - Pandit ji..pandit ji

*distinct chatters*

I,

I want to...

apologise to all of you.

The man infront of you,

Pandit Sita Ram,

was a lie,

a fraud.

Your devotion,

your belief,

it was all a business for me.

I kept on telling lies...

and mugged such innocent people like you.

About your life,

i asked you in a twisted manner

and repeated the same by making you all a fool.

But today,

today I'm a happy about one thing

that with my own hands

I killed fake and fraud Sita Ram.

And presentinng this...

this real Sita Ram infront of you all.

This Sita Ram,

this Sita Ram is a culprit of his own daughter.

I, with my own hands,

my...

wrecked my own daughter's married life.

I'm a culprit,

to all of you.

If possible,

if possible, please..

forgive me.

Oh!

You are here?

and I was seraching you in the entire village.

Why didn't you go home?

Whom should I go home to?

I don't feel like going home.

Others' dad,

pray to God to hjave a grandchild

but my father has become the enemy of my happiness!

Don't worry.

Be strong. Everything will be fine.

Come on. Let's go.

Come on.

Dad, one more roti?

That's enough, my child.

- That will be it for me. Okay? - Okay.

What happened?

Dear,

What happened?

Is it paining?

Have this.

There! Have water.

Oh God!

Oh God!

Oh God!

Oh God!

*infant crying*

*infant crying*

*infant crying*

*giggling*

*giggling*

*infant crying*

Handover my grandson.

Why would I. Is it only your grandson?

Yes.

He's only my grandson.

Since, you didn't wanted to even see his face.

So, dad!

Aren't you scared now?

You used to say,

if my granndson is born

I'll die.

Till now, I only cared about my life.

But, today by looking at my grandson,

that your own blood is more precious than your life.

It is said your life is in God's hand.

But, my life is...

in my hands.

He,

my grandson...

he's my life,

from whom I ran all my life.

If,

death is this beautiful

then I shall

hug it as many times as it takes.

Dad, this was all a delusion

which was invented by my dad.

And it got in your head.

But there's no solution to delusions.

Forgive me, Sukhdev Singh.

Because of my greediness,

you and your family...

was away from

such happiness.

If my daughter hadn't got

married into this house,

then I wouldn't have realized my mistake.

Now that you've realized your mistake,

think of a name for your grandson.

Mother, leave it.

Dad will name him Black Magic Singh.

and then you'll take him for a stroll.

*everyone laughing*

I'll name him

after his great grandfather,

Phaman Singh.

Look!

my son has turned out to be my dad's dad.

*everyone laughing*

Even my friends tease me, and my mom is full of worries.

All my relatives, close and far, want to know about my wedding plans.

They keep asking me, hinting, "When’s the turban day?"

I want to get married, but my father just won’t agree.

I want to get married, but my father just won’t agree.

If I talk about it, no one lets the matter go; And no one lets me complete the task either.

He keeps an eye on me like a hawk, Doesn’t even let the thought cross my mind in my dreams.

It feels like fate itself is standing guard, blocking my way, Like a shadow cast deep over my path.

I want to get married, but my father just won’t agree.

I want to get married, but my father just won’t agree.

Why doesn’t he understand my pain? What can I explain, and what should I ask?

How can I bear fruit when the roots refuse to budge?

I’ve done all I could, but nothing moves him.

I want to get married, but my father just won’t agree.

I want to get married, but my father just won’t agree.

He doesn’t let me eat, doesn’t let me drink, doesn’t let me live freely.

Just keeps giving lectures like he’s laying down the law for everyone.

Tell me, God, what sin have I committed?

I want to love, but my father just won’t agree.

I want to sit close to you, but my father just won’t agree.