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Let's go.
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Doc.
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She has no recollection
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of the last eight years.
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Bring it on.
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I came here to help you.
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"Kitchen Nightmares ”
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Are you in.
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And “Going Dutch ”
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Pew pew pew.
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First guns I've
seen on the base.
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Let's go,
let's go.
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All available now.
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We've allowed this to devolve
to fire hazard status.
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And worse...
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it's blocking my access
to the gym.
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What are you up to now, Frank,
like, ten kilos?
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Don't try to burn me
with the metric system.
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It wastes everyone's time.
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Yeah. No, I regret it.
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Alright, Shred, this is
your idea,
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start stacking.
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What? No, this was your idea.
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Uh... yeah. Okay. Sure.
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We could go higher.
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Did y'all find the record
for this yet?
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Nothing yet.
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I just keep getting
"In Memoriam" tribute videos.
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Whoo!
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- Woohoo!
- Yeah!
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There's a bunch of empty
beer cans up here.
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Could be anybody's.
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And that's lunch! Alright.
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What are you guys feeling like?
Where do you wanna go?
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Ha-ha-ha!
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I'd kill for some sush.
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Very funny, guys.
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Guys?
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I see storm clouds!
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But, babe, if you call in sick,
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we can beat the traffic
and get to the lake early.
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Yeah, totally.
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But, like, I'm already at work,
and I feel amazing.
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Alright, I'll get you
around 5:00?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Uh... let's do the morning
meeting, everyone.
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Maybe wrap up
the personal chit-chat.
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If you change your mind,
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stick your fingers down
your throat.
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Okay. I'll only think
about you while I do it.
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Okay...
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Oh, wait. Where's Patel?
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He's wrapping up a Zoom
couples therapy session
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in the locker room.
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Maya and her therapist
are really batting him around.
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Okay, we can start
without him.
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Um... alright, people.
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We're gonna have
a great day today.
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First up.
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Oh, right. We're gonna have
a tough day today.
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So, we have a, uh...
surrendered dog...
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...who has reached the end
of the sidewalk.
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And he must go to
the big farm in the sky.
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I'm so, so sorry.
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It's the hardest part
of the job.
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Actually, the hardest part
is listening
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to your tortured metaphors.
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I mean, I think we know
what you're saying.
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What I'm saying is,
one of you needs to take
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our canine client to play
fetch with dog Jesus.
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Dog Jesus.
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Or whatever dog God
you believe in.
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Crystal clear. Great.
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I just want to officially say...
not it.
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Not it!
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But who said it first?
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Children. All of you.
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Once again, I will step up
and carry this burden
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on my very broad shoulders.
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Awesome.
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As your coworkers, we'd just
like to say thank you
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for being so emotionally
closed off.
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Damn right. And you know why?
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Because I'm a professional man.
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I absorb the darkness so that
others can stand in the light.
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Yeah, but I can't absorb
the darkness today.
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I gotta be in the right
headspace going into this epic,
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romantic weekend with Isabelle.
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Yeah, we're all aware of
your lake house plans, Shred.
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We were all on the text thread.
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Can you ride with someone else?
I need a break.
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I can't stand listening to you
talk about fresh water
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intercourse anymore.
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Oh, it's just
al fresco sex, Frank.
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I don't know where all this
body shaming's coming from.
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Oh, it's not shaming.
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I'm just worried for the lake
and the kids in the inner tubes
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who are swimming through
your sex filth.
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Okay, I think this meeting's
about done.
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I'm gonna wrap it up.
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Um... figure out
the dog thing, please?
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Thank you.
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Can you take him, please?
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Yes! Wait, would you?
Please, would you?
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What's in your lunch sack?
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Uh... coconut marshmallow balls.
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Great. I'll have all of them.
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There's eight, but... sure.
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Nothing like paying
a third party
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to tell you you're wrong
about everything!
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What's going on here?
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You got traded to my truck
for a cancerous dessert.
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And, we have a drop-off
at Precinct 13.
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The farm? Oh, come on!
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I just think
it's unprofessional.
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A couples therapist should
remain neutral.
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I mean, to not even
let me finish my story
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about the sponge.
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It's basically--
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Sorry, I'm gonna stop you
right there.
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That's our hour.
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Frank, I gotta get this out.
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Yeah, I don't know how
it works in truck 8
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but in truck 12,
we swallow our feelings.
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Oh, wow. This dog's got
several biting incidents.
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Wait, are you reading the file?
You never read the file.
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Why?
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Because you could find out
something about the dog
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that connected
to you personally.
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Hopper. Oh, he's a police dog
just like you.
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Bit of a hard case.
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Problems with authority.
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Irrational hatred of
mail carriers.
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Sound like anyone we know?
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My Carhartt catalog never
shows up on time. Okay?
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Give it. This is mine.
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Let's talk about
something else.
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So here's the thing. I'm always
the last one in the kitchen.
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Anything but
the sponge, please!
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Very cool of your old boss
to let us use her lake house.
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Should we bring her, like,
a thank you gift?
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No, no, we should leave it
just like we found it.
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Almost like we were
never there.
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Cool. And are we gonna pick up
the keys on the way?
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Don't even need them.
I got the garage code.
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Right.
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Shred, is my snake hunting
getting in the way
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of your personal call?
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I gotta go. I gotta go.
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Sorry.
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You guys are 100 percent
breaking into
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her old boss's house
this weekend.
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You know that, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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I am fully aware,
and I don't love it.
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Honestly, I really
like Isabelle.
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I'm just not always
comfortable with her...
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Her frequent misdemeanors?
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Yes.
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You're with a bad girl.
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And we're a lot of fun,
but easily bored.
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Yeah. I don't think she finds
my nervousness sexy.
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I got him. I got him,
I got him.
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You got a real escape artist
on your hands, sir.
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My God, thank you.
You guys are incredible.
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Our pleasure. Always happy
to be of service.
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So...
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Is there anything else
that we can do for you?
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Nope.
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Nope. Just got the one snake.
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Right. Yeah.
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Oh. Uh...
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Oh my gosh. No way.
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I couldn't possibly accept that.
That's so sweet.
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But not at all
why we do the job.
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Graves.
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Shaw.
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What do you got?
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Old dog. Biter.
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Alright. Sign this.
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Graves.
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Shaw.
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What are you doing?
You looking back?
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You never look back.
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Oh, no. Look at him.
He's saying goodbye.
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He's not. Keep walking.
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Hey, buddy.
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Damn it!
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Rookie move.
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Mmhmm.
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Uh, Graves...
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I changed my mind.
I'll take the dog back.
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Sorry. You signed the form.
It's out of my hands.
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He's... literally in your hands.
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Come on. It's a police dog.
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Who has three reported
biting incidents.
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Come on, man.
Just give me the dog.
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Next time, don't look back.
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Gotta get that dog back.
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What do you mean, like,
bust him out of jail?
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That's exactly what I mean.
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Look... I'm already stressed.
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Please do not add
a dog heist to it.
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I don't need to get suspended
and be stuck at home all day.
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Not in the middle
of SpongeGate!
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Three. Two. One.
Let's go.
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Four. Five. Six.
Let's not.
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Nobody listens to me.
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Hey. So, we've been partners
for about 90 minutes now,
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and I feel like we can be
straight with each other.
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You felt weird when
I took the tip.
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Yes. I felt very weird.
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It just feels like maybe
a gratuity isn't optional
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when the person asking
has a taser.
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Well-behaved women
rarely make history.
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I feel like that saying is
reserved for women that, like,
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shape historical events,
like uh...
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God, how can I not think of
one famous woman?
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Look, if you wanna keep
your bad girl,
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you're gonna have
to loosen up.
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Being scandalized by me
shaking down the snake owner
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for a tip... not sexy.
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Yeah. No, it didn't
feel sexy.
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You need to stop
clutching your pearls.
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A girl like Isabelle,
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she's gonna need someone who's
gonna push the edge a little.
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Maybe...
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Maybe you should get
a nipple piercing.
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Crazy.
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Yeah, I don't know about
that, but...
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I suppose it couldn't hurt
to dabble in the dark arts.
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Sandra Day O'Connor!
She did... she did something.
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Okay.
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Whoops!
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You okay?
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Ah, I lost a contact lens.
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Can't find it in the truck.
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You mind if I take
a look around?
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You mind helping me look?
I'm half blind here.
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This might, uh, take a while.
Sorry.
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Found it!
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What?
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That's not actually possible.
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You got solution
to clean it up?
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Shoot.
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You know, I do, but it's back
at the precinct.
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I'll just, uh...
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give the old girl a
rinse-a-doo later.
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No worries, I got ya.
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What?
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Hopper.
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Hey, Hopper.
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We're gonna get you
outta here, okay?
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We're gonna get you outta here.
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LeBron...
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How'd you get this open?
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God dang it.
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Almost there.
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Ain't nothing to it,
nothing to it.
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It burns!
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You need more solution.
I got some in the back.
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Okay.
263
00:10:34,630 --> 00:10:35,590
Patel!
264
00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:36,460
Frank?
265
00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:37,370
Get over here!
266
00:10:38,110 --> 00:10:39,500
What are you doing in there?
267
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:40,290
What's wrong with your eyes?
268
00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:41,420
Plan backfired.
269
00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:42,200
Get me out!
270
00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,200
Okay.
271
00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:48,690
Come on, buddy. Come here.
We're outta here.
272
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:49,640
Let's go.
273
00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,000
What?
274
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,530
Damn it.
275
00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:03,700
You had to look back, huh?
276
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,880
I shouldn't have looked back.
That was a mistake.
277
00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:09,050
Here you go.
278
00:11:09,140 --> 00:11:10,840
Pearl's back from her little
sojourn up the chimney.
279
00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:14,490
Oh, Pearl.
Thank you so much.
280
00:11:14,490 --> 00:11:15,760
No, it was our pleasure.
281
00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,850
Okay. Time to push the edge.
282
00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:20,280
Old people try
and give you snacks.
283
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,540
Make sure you hold out
for cash.
284
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,550
Yeah. Cool. Um...
I love this plan.
285
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:24,980
I just don't wanna
do it anymore.
286
00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:27,330
Mm-hmm. Okay.
You have a lovely day, ma'am.
287
00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:29,860
Officer Taylor, I will be
waiting for you in the truck.
288
00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:30,680
Cool.
289
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,510
So... what a day.
290
00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:38,560
Thank you, again.
291
00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:42,090
Yeah. Were you satisfied
with the service?
292
00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:43,700
Yes.
293
00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:44,740
Great.
294
00:11:46,350 --> 00:11:48,790
Is there something else,
Officer?
295
00:11:48,790 --> 00:11:51,660
Uh, well...
You tell me, ma'am.
296
00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:53,450
Hmm?
297
00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,890
No, I get it.
298
00:11:57,890 --> 00:11:59,630
But if any other spots open up
at the shelter, let me know,
299
00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:00,760
'cause Hopper's a great dog.
300
00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:04,240
And... uh, if you call me back,
use my cell phone.
301
00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:05,810
I think I'm about to be fired.
302
00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:08,590
Frank, you stole a dog
from Precinct 13?
303
00:12:08,590 --> 00:12:09,810
I didn't steal a dog.
304
00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:12,640
I liberated a hero who had
a sterling career, retired,
305
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,770
and was adopted by a dick.
It's all in the file.
306
00:12:14,770 --> 00:12:17,080
You looked at the file?
You never look at the file.
307
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,560
Buh-buh-buh-bup.
I'm gonna get to you later.
308
00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:19,730
Just take your time.
309
00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:21,820
Frank, that dog bit
multiple people.
310
00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:24,610
No, the dog bit one person
multiple times, the owner.
311
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:25,780
The aforementioned dick.
312
00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:26,960
Someone's getting attached.
313
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,830
What happened to
Mr. Professional Man?
314
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,830
Oh, he's still there.
His shoulders are still broad.
315
00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:32,350
He's just helping
a fallen comrade.
316
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,620
Okay, well, you have to take
Hopper back to Precinct 13
317
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:35,580
so that they can...
318
00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:37,580
They can what?
319
00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:40,540
They can take him to get
a belly rub from the Lord.
320
00:12:41,410 --> 00:12:42,800
I'm gonna give you six hours.
321
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:43,850
Now, let's talk about
the goat.
322
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,370
Oh, that's Patel.
He looked back.
323
00:12:45,370 --> 00:12:46,940
Hmm?
324
00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:49,850
Patel, Precinct 13 is pissed.
He was their therapy goat.
325
00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:52,810
You're a therapy goat?
You slippery little...
326
00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:54,590
Why do they get
such a special goat?
327
00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:56,250
I don't know,
'cause it's a brutal job.
328
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,340
They have two freezers and
only one of them is for food.
329
00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:00,560
Okay, now your turn.
330
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:01,820
Can I just have a second?
331
00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:03,210
I'm processing a lot of
imagery right now.
332
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:04,430
No. You cannot.
333
00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:06,000
You shook down an old lady
for a tip?
334
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,090
What? That is crazy.
335
00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:10,440
Yeah, and she also
seemed to think
336
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,610
that you were
propositioning her.
337
00:13:11,610 --> 00:13:13,530
I'm sorry, are you doing
that thing where you get me
338
00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:14,830
to confess to a lesser crime
339
00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:16,010
by accusing me of
a bigger crime?
340
00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:18,400
Officer rubbed his
fingers together,
341
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:21,400
licked his lips,
and said, and I quote,
342
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,890
"would swing by to catch
that kitty anytime."
343
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,320
Okay. Yep.
Mistakes were made.
344
00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:28,450
But I can make it up
to her, you know.
345
00:13:28,450 --> 00:13:30,370
I'll go by after work,
bring her nice flowers.
346
00:13:30,370 --> 00:13:31,670
A bottle of wine.
347
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:32,980
Good God, don't do that.
348
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,680
What you're gonna do is
you're gonna do
349
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,510
kennel duty deep clean,
all by yourself.
350
00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:37,330
All of them.
351
00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:38,860
Cool.
352
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,070
That's gonna take all night.
353
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,770
And I don't know if
I mentioned this,
354
00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:42,990
but this weekend,
me and Isabelle--
355
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,560
You mentioned, yeah.
You mentioned.
356
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,690
I will cancel my plans.
357
00:13:47,690 --> 00:13:49,170
That would be so great.
Thank you.
358
00:13:50,690 --> 00:13:52,700
Well, well, well.
359
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:55,180
For once, look who's
the star student.
360
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:56,570
Me.
361
00:13:58,050 --> 00:14:00,090
Oh... damn it, damn it,
damn it, damn it, damn it!
362
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,790
That's my, um...
my birth control.
363
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,060
A lotta different colors.
364
00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:05,930
Yeah, different colors
for different days.
365
00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,150
Do not let the dog
eat the yellow.
366
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,500
I know it's just a sponge.
367
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:16,070
But to not let me say
my side of the story, that's...
368
00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:18,370
that's no partnership.
I'll tell you that much.
369
00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:19,030
Know what I mean?
370
00:14:19,810 --> 00:14:20,940
Exactly!
371
00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:22,470
What am I looking at?
372
00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:25,120
LeBron is the real deal.
You need to talk to this guy.
373
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,950
Yeah, I don't know if I trust
his beady eyes, pointy ears,
374
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,730
or the complete inability
to process human language.
375
00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:32,870
Plus, in every horror film...
he's Satan.
376
00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:34,390
Frank, use the goat.
377
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:37,000
That dog Hopper's triggering
all sorts of stuff in you.
378
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,960
I got three hours
to find him a home.
379
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,050
I've checked every rescue
and shelter
380
00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:41,880
and I even messaged
a woman on the apps.
381
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,400
She thought I was
a PetSmart bot.
382
00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:44,970
Just adopt the dog.
383
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,440
My home life is not
set up for that.
384
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,530
I got a cat.
385
00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:50,580
And a job. Wow.
How do you do it?
386
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:53,060
Alright.
I'm gonna go do what I do best.
387
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,450
Formulate a plan as I go.
388
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,410
I love my daughter.
389
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:01,330
I just don't know
that I like her right now.
390
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:06,770
- Hey.
- Hey.
391
00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:08,210
Is everything okay?
392
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:11,560
Seemed like you were getting a
bit red and strainy out there.
393
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,950
Literally everyone in this
office screwed up today.
394
00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:16,080
Even Eugene.
He spayed the wrong animal.
395
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,430
Come on, Eugene!
396
00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:18,870
Not everyone.
397
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,000
Bit of a... star student, so.
398
00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:22,090
Yeah.
399
00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:23,050
Uh... you did bring
the hammer down
400
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,570
pretty hard on Shred, though.
401
00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:27,050
Okay, but who takes a tip
on the job?
402
00:15:27,050 --> 00:15:29,530
Right. That... it's just
so disappointing.
403
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,010
Terrible.
404
00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:33,010
But do you think that maybe
you chose this weekend
405
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,280
to punish him because...
406
00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:36,800
'Cause what?
407
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,800
You know.
408
00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:40,500
No, just say it.
409
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:43,290
Because he had plans
with Isabelle.
410
00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:45,030
Oh, no.
411
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:47,850
No, I would never do something
like that.
412
00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:49,470
Wait, did I do something
like that?
413
00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:51,120
Yeah, I think you might have.
414
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,160
Oh... am I a terrible person?
415
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,730
No, I actually do want Shred
to be happy.
416
00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:56,860
Of course you do. Yeah.
417
00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:58,170
You just don't want it
in your face.
418
00:15:58,170 --> 00:15:59,690
No, I really don't.
419
00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:01,650
Also, though, should Shred
be with someone
420
00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:02,830
who he has to change for?
421
00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:03,910
Emily.
422
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,480
You're right.
Let him have his fun
423
00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:06,960
with his little runaround girl.
424
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,180
Oh. Still going?
425
00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:10,620
No, I'm done. I'm done.
That was it.
426
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:11,750
Got it outta my system.
427
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,500
Get that filthy animal
out of here!
428
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:23,190
The dog can stay.
429
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,190
Nice to see you, Patrick.
430
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,280
I see you're taking a break
from your usual
431
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:29,160
divorced dad meal of eating
loose turkey over a sink.
432
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,030
Joke's on you,
because I also did that
433
00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:32,070
when I was still married.
434
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,730
What's with the dog?
Perp walk?
435
00:16:34,810 --> 00:16:36,430
Pop your hearing aid back in
and find out.
436
00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:40,080
My former brothers in blue.
437
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,260
This is Hopper.
He used to be police.
438
00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:44,870
Used to be one of your own.
He needs a home.
439
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,040
So... I am here to ask you.
440
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:51,350
Who would like to step up
and be a hero to this hero?
441
00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:57,230
Uh.
442
00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:59,840
Okay. Uh, I didn't want
to say this,
443
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,620
uh, but... if someone
doesn't take him,
444
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,580
he is gonna be
put down tonight.
445
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:10,460
Really?
446
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,030
No one?
447
00:17:13,030 --> 00:17:14,940
Patrick. How about you?
448
00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:16,680
Colleen got your Frenchie
in the divorce, right?
449
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,210
I still have custody of Juliet.
450
00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:19,900
Okay. Fourth of July?
New Year's?
451
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,160
The fireworks holidays?
452
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,340
Those are the times when
she needs a warm lap the most.
453
00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:26,210
Jean! Be a darling and bring
me a couple of new sons.
454
00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:27,130
Please.
455
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,910
Oh, come on, guys.
456
00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:32,310
You worked with him
side by side for years.
457
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:34,050
He loves you.
He's like a brother!
458
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:35,920
Yeah, he got a
little aggressive.
459
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,660
He didn't play exactly the way
that you wanted him to play.
460
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:40,840
But that doesn't mean
he's not worth something.
461
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,620
Probably thought...
462
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,800
Okay. Okay, Bill.
463
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:47,410
Okay.
464
00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:49,540
Oh, boy.
465
00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:51,060
Got a little burger smoke
in my eye.
466
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,280
Oh, come on!
467
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,020
Not like this. Not today.
468
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,590
I'll take the dog!
469
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:57,810
Wait. Really?
470
00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:59,290
Sure. Just...
will you compose yourself?
471
00:17:59,290 --> 00:18:01,030
It's frickin' mortifying.
472
00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:03,690
Hey! Uh... show's over, folks.
473
00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:06,990
Probably should've led
with this, but... he bites.
474
00:18:06,990 --> 00:18:09,080
So do I.
We'll work it out.
475
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,300
Thanks, Dad.
476
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,650
Yeah. Sure.
477
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:16,130
Don't come back here
until I'm dead.
478
00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:18,700
Oh, that's fine.
I can wait six months.
479
00:18:24,530 --> 00:18:25,270
Hey.
480
00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:26,100
Hey.
481
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,620
It's looking good in here.
482
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:30,710
It, um... does still
smell a bit challenging.
483
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,370
Yeah, without going
into details,
484
00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:34,760
that goat is a...
productive gentleman.
485
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:35,850
Yeah.
486
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,460
Um... look, how about you
finish this on Monday.
487
00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:39,330
Really?
488
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,460
Victoria made me realize
I was being a bit harsh.
489
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:46,990
Well... thank you, but I think
you were being fair.
490
00:18:46,990 --> 00:18:49,340
And I know you have a lot
on your plate right now, so...
491
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:51,080
I'm sorry I added to it.
492
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,650
No, it's no worries.
493
00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:55,690
Um... anyways, have a... have
a good time this weekend.
494
00:18:55,690 --> 00:18:56,960
Thank you.
495
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:57,910
Okay.
496
00:18:58,390 --> 00:18:59,440
Ooh! And, hey...
497
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,310
I'll post a bunch of pictures
in the group chat.
498
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,700
Good. Good.
499
00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:08,140
- Hey.
- Hey.
500
00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:09,230
How did it go?
501
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,670
Pretty good.
502
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,020
Thanks for having my back,
occasional truck buddy.
503
00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:14,800
No worries, mate.
It was my pleasure.
504
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:15,370
Mmm.
505
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:18,190
Is there anything else
I can do for you?
506
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,500
No. No. Uh...
I think I'm good.
507
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,370
Alright.
508
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:25,900
Uh...
509
00:19:27,810 --> 00:19:29,250
Okay. Yeah. Okay.
510
00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:32,950
Um... can you break a 50?
511
00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:34,340
I can't. No, sorry.
512
00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:40,390
- Hello.
- Hello.
513
00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:41,220
You ready?
514
00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:42,830
So ready.
515
00:19:42,830 --> 00:19:43,960
Yes! Okay, cool.
516
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,310
Uh, my old boss just called,
517
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,270
and she just got a new
doorbell camera.
518
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,710
Might be fun to, I don't know,
walk in backwards.
519
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,530
Hell yeah.
Let's do it.
520
00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:55,970
Who's this guy?
It's kinda hot.
521
00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:57,020
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
522
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:07,290
Oh...
523
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,030
Oopsie.
524
00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:15,900
I'm sorry.
I couldn't help myself.
525
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,560
You're a good friend.
526
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,430
Yeah.
527
00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:25,910
Can I make a toast to LeBron?
528
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:29,010
The first therapist
to ever take my side.
529
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:33,100
Might I add, reluctantly,
to Frank,
530
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,750
who actually saved the dog.
531
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:35,530
Mmhmm.
532
00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:40,280
It wasn't me who saved him.
It was me who saved me.
533
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,060
To me.
534
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:42,840
I heard you cried.
535
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,020
Shut up!
536
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:45,330
Francis!
537
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,330
Crap. Dad?
538
00:20:46,850 --> 00:20:48,070
Excuse me.
539
00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:50,160
Be careful, Frank.
We're up pretty high.
540
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,250
Okay, stop! I'm not afraid
of heights.
541
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:54,990
What?
542
00:20:54,990 --> 00:20:56,380
Can't do it.
543
00:20:56,470 --> 00:21:00,120
It's been 45 minutes!
You can't bail this quickly.
544
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,080
It's not one of my
little league games!
545
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,910
This dirtbag bit me
twice already!
546
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,170
Yeah, I told you about that.
547
00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:09,480
Do we need to talk about
memory issues again, Dad?
548
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,260
I'm tying him to the railing.
549
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,010
Oh, come on!
550
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,230
Can't do it!
551
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,140
If you need it...
552
00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:22,450
I got the number for
a great goat.
553
00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:30,590
Okay, so we're getting
to know each other.
554
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,890
We've learned where
our boundaries lie.
555
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,290
Hopper and I get the bedroom.
556
00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:35,640
Doc Whiskers,
557
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,250
as he has so articulately
communicated, gets...
558
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:39,820
the rest of the world.
559
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:41,380
And if we wanna go
to the bathroom...
560
00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:46,470
We'll hold it!
We will hold it.
561
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,350
Alright.
Alright, let's go.
562
00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:51,650
Precinct 13 ain't
looking too bad now, is it?
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