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Let's go.
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Doc.
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She has no recollection
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of the last eight years.
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Bring it on.
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I came here to help you.
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"Kitchen Nightmares ”
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Are you in.
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And “Going Dutch ”
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Pew pew pew.
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First guns I've
seen on the base.
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Let's go, let's go.
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All available now.
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We've allowed this to devolve
to fire hazard status.
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And worse...
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it's blocking my
access to the gym.
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What are you up to now,
Frank, like, ten kilos?
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Don't try to burn me
with the metric system.
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It wastes everyone's time.
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Yeah. No, I regret it.
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Alright, Shred,
this is your idea,
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start stacking.
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What? No, this was your idea.
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Uh... yeah. Okay. Sure.
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We could go higher.
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Did y'all find the
record for this yet?
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Nothing yet.
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I just keep getting "In
Memoriam" tribute videos.
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Whoo!
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- Woohoo!
- Yeah!
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There's a bunch of
empty beer cans up here.
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Could be anybody's.
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And that's lunch! Alright.
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What are you guys feeling
like? Where do you wanna go?
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Ha-ha-ha!
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I'd kill for some sush.
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Very funny, guys.
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Guys?
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I see storm clouds!
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But, babe, if you call in sick,
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we can beat the traffic
and get to the lake early.
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Yeah, totally.
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But, like, I'm already at
work, and I feel amazing.
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Alright, I'll get
you around 5:00?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Uh... let's do the
morning meeting, everyone.
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Maybe wrap up the
personal chit-chat.
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If you change your mind,
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stick your fingers
down your throat.
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Okay. I'll only think
about you while I do it.
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Okay...
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Oh, wait. Where's Patel?
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He's wrapping up a Zoom
couples therapy session
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in the locker room.
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Maya and her therapist are
really batting him around.
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Okay, we can start without him.
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Um... alright, people.
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We're gonna have
a great day today.
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First up.
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Oh, right. We're gonna
have a tough day today.
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So, we have a, uh...
surrendered dog...
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who has reached the
end of the sidewalk.
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And he must go to the
big farm in the sky.
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I'm so, so sorry.
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It's the hardest
part of the job.
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Actually, the hardest
part is listening
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to your tortured metaphors.
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I mean, I think we know
what you're saying.
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What I'm saying is, one
of you needs to take
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our canine client to play
fetch with dog Jesus.
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Dog Jesus.
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Or whatever dog
God you believe in.
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Crystal clear. Great.
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I just want to
officially say... not it.
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Not it!
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But who said it first?
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Children. All of you.
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Once again, I will step
up and carry this burden
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on my very broad shoulders.
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Awesome.
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As your coworkers, we'd
just like to say thank you
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for being so
emotionally closed off.
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Damn right. And you know why?
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Because I'm a professional man.
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I absorb the darkness so that
others can stand in the light.
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Yeah, but I can't absorb
the darkness today.
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I gotta be in the right
headspace going into this epic,
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romantic weekend with Isabelle.
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Yeah, we're all aware of
your lake house plans, Shred.
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We were all on the text thread.
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Can you ride with someone
else? I need a break.
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I can't stand listening to
you talk about fresh water
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intercourse anymore.
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Oh, it's just al
fresco sex, Frank.
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I don't know where all this
body shaming's coming from.
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Oh, it's not shaming.
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I'm just worried for the lake
and the kids in the inner tubes
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who are swimming
through your sex filth.
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Okay, I think this
meeting's about done.
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I'm gonna wrap it up.
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Um... figure out the
dog thing, please?
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Thank you.
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Can you take him, please?
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Yes! Wait, would you?
Please, would you?
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What's in your lunch sack?
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Uh... coconut marshmallow balls.
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Great. I'll have all of them.
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There's eight, but... sure.
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Nothing like paying
a third party
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to tell you you're
wrong about everything!
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What's going on here?
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You got traded to my truck
for a cancerous dessert.
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And, we have a drop-off
at Precinct 13.
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The farm? Oh, come on!
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I just think it's
unprofessional.
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A couples therapist
should remain neutral.
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I mean, to not even
let me finish my story
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about the sponge.
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It's basically...
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Sorry, I'm gonna
stop you right there.
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That's our hour.
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Frank, I gotta get this out.
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Yeah, I don't know how
it works in truck 8
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but in truck 12, we
swallow our feelings.
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Oh, wow. This dog's got
several biting incidents.
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Wait, are you reading the
file? You never read the file.
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Why?
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Because you could find out
something about the dog
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that connected to
you personally.
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Hopper. Oh, he's a
police dog just like you.
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Bit of a hard case.
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Problems with authority.
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Irrational hatred
of mail carriers.
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Sound like anyone we know?
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My Carhartt catalog never
shows up on time. Okay?
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Give it. This is mine.
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Let's talk about something else.
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So here's the thing. I'm always
the last one in the kitchen.
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Anything but the sponge, please!
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Very cool of your old boss
to let us use her lake house.
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Should we bring her,
like, a thank you gift?
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No, no, we should leave
it just like we found it.
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Almost like we were never there.
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Cool. And are we gonna pick
up the keys on the way?
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Don't even need them.
I got the garage code.
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Right.
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Shred, is my snake
hunting getting in the way
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of your personal call?
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I gotta go. I gotta go.
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Sorry.
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You guys are 100
percent breaking into
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her old boss's
house this weekend.
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You know that, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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I am fully aware,
and I don't love it.
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Honestly, I really
like Isabelle.
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I'm just not always
comfortable with her...
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Her frequent misdemeanors?
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Yes.
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You're with a bad girl.
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And we're a lot of
fun, but easily bored.
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Yeah. I don't think she
finds my nervousness sexy.
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I got him. I got
him, I got him.
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You got a real escape
artist on your hands, sir.
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My God, thank you. You
guys are incredible.
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Our pleasure. Always
happy to be of service.
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So...
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Is there anything else
that we can do for you?
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Nope.
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Nope. Just got the one snake.
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Right. Yeah.
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Oh. Uh...
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Oh my gosh. No way.
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I couldn't possibly accept
that. That's so sweet.
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But not at all
why we do the job.
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Graves.
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Shaw.
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What do you got?
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Old dog. Biter.
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Alright. Sign this.
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Graves.
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Shaw.
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What are you doing?
You looking back?
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You never look back.
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Oh, no. Look at him.
He's saying goodbye.
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He's not. Keep walking.
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Hey, buddy.
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Damn it!
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Rookie move.
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Mmhmm.
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Uh, Graves...
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I changed my mind.
I'll take the dog back.
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Sorry. You signed the
form. It's out of my hands.
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He's... literally in your hands.
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Come on. It's a police dog.
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Who has three reported
biting incidents.
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Come on, man. Just
give me the dog.
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Next time, don't look back.
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Gotta get that dog back.
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What do you mean, like,
bust him out of jail?
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That's exactly what I mean.
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Look... I'm already stressed.
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Please do not add
a dog heist to it.
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I don't need to get suspended
and be stuck at home all day.
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Not in the middle of SpongeGate!
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Three. Two. One. Let's go.
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Four. Five. Six. Let's not.
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Nobody listens to me.
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Hey. So, we've been partners
for about 90 minutes now,
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and I feel like we can be
straight with each other.
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You felt weird when
I took the tip.
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Yes. I felt very weird.
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It just feels like maybe
a gratuity isn't optional
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when the person
asking has a taser.
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Well-behaved women
rarely make history.
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I feel like that saying is
reserved for women that, like,
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shape historical
events, like uh...
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God, how can I not think
of one famous woman?
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Look, if you wanna
keep your bad girl,
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you're gonna have to loosen up.
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Being scandalized by me
shaking down the snake owner
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for a tip... not sexy.
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Yeah. No, it didn't feel sexy.
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You need to stop
clutching your pearls.
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A girl like Isabelle,
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she's gonna need someone who's
gonna push the edge a little.
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Maybe...
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Maybe you should get
a nipple piercing.
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Crazy.
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Yeah, I don't know
about that, but...
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I suppose it couldn't hurt
to dabble in the dark arts.
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Sandra Day O'Connor! She
did... she did something.
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Okay.
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Whoops!
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You okay?
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Ah, I lost a contact lens.
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Can't find it in the truck.
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You mind if I take
a look around?
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You mind helping me look?
I'm half blind here.
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This might, uh,
take a while. Sorry.
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Found it!
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What?
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That's not actually possible.
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You got solution to clean it up?
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Shoot.
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You know, I do, but it's
back at the precinct.
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I'll just, uh...
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give the old girl a
rinse-a-doo later.
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No worries, I got ya.
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What?
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Hopper.
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Hey, Hopper.
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We're gonna get you
outta here, okay?
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We're gonna get you outta here.
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LeBron...
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How'd you get this open?
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God dang it.
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Almost there.
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Ain't nothing to
it, nothing to it.
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It burns!
261
00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,727
You need more solution.
I got some in the back.
262
00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,021
Okay.
263
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,590
Patel!
264
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:36,460
Frank?
265
00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:37,461
Get over here!
266
00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:39,507
What are you doing in there?
267
00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:40,291
What's wrong with your eyes?
268
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,422
Plan backfired.
269
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:42,205
Get me out!
270
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,207
Okay.
271
00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:48,690
Come on, buddy. Come
here. We're outta here.
272
00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:49,691
Let's go.
273
00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,092
What?
274
00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,530
Damn it.
275
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:03,705
You had to look back, huh?
276
00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,882
I shouldn't have looked
back. That was a mistake.
277
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,059
Here you go.
278
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,843
Pearl's back from her little
sojourn up the chimney.
279
00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:14,498
Oh, Pearl. Thank you so much.
280
00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:15,762
No, it was our pleasure.
281
00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:18,852
Okay. Time to push the edge.
282
00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,287
Old people try and
give you snacks.
283
00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:21,549
Make sure you hold out for cash.
284
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,551
Yeah. Cool. Um...
I love this plan.
285
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,987
I just don't wanna
do it anymore.
286
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,337
Mm-hmm. Okay. You have
a lovely day, ma'am.
287
00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,862
Officer Taylor, I will be
waiting for you in the truck.
288
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:30,689
Cool.
289
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,516
So... what a day.
290
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,566
Thank you, again.
291
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:42,092
Yeah. Were you satisfied
with the service?
292
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,702
Yes.
293
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,747
Great.
294
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,794
Is there something
else, Officer?
295
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:51,667
Uh, well... You
tell me, ma'am.
296
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:53,581
Hmm?
297
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:57,890
No, I get it.
298
00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:59,630
But if any other spots open up
at the shelter, let me know,
299
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:00,762
'cause Hopper's a great dog.
300
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:04,245
And... uh, if you call me
back, use my cell phone.
301
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:05,811
I think I'm about to be fired.
302
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:08,596
Frank, you stole a
dog from Precinct 13?
303
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,815
I didn't steal a dog.
304
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:12,643
I liberated a hero who had
a sterling career, retired,
305
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:14,776
and was adopted by a dick.
It's all in the file.
306
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,083
You looked at the file?
You never look at the file.
307
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,562
Buh-buh-buh-bup. I'm
gonna get to you later.
308
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:19,738
Just take your time.
309
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,827
Frank, that dog bit
multiple people.
310
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,612
No, the dog bit one person
multiple times, the owner.
311
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:25,787
The aforementioned dick.
312
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:26,963
Someone's getting attached.
313
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,834
What happened to
Mr. Professional Man?
314
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,836
Oh, he's still there. His
shoulders are still broad.
315
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,359
He's just helping
a fallen comrade.
316
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,622
Okay, well, you have to take
Hopper back to Precinct 13
317
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:35,623
so that they can...
318
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:37,581
They can what?
319
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:40,541
They can take him to get
a belly rub from the Lord.
320
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:42,804
I'm gonna give you six hours.
321
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:43,913
Now, let's talk about the goat.
322
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,372
Oh, that's Patel.
He looked back.
323
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:46,940
Hmm?
324
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:49,855
Patel, Precinct 13 is pissed.
He was their therapy goat.
325
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:52,814
You're a therapy goat?
You slippery little...
326
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,598
Why do they get
such a special goat?
327
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,252
I don't know, 'cause
it's a brutal job.
328
00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:58,453
They have two freezers and
only one of them is for food.
329
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,561
Okay, now your turn.
330
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:01,823
Can I just have a second?
331
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,280
I'm processing a lot
of imagery right now.
332
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,434
No. You cannot.
333
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,001
You shook down an
old lady for a tip?
334
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:09,091
What? That is crazy.
335
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,440
Yeah, and she also
seemed to think
336
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:11,615
that you were
propositioning her.
337
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,594
I'm sorry, are you doing
that thing where you get me
338
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:14,836
to confess to a lesser crime
339
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,011
by accusing me of
a bigger crime?
340
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:18,405
Officer rubbed his
fingers together,
341
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:21,408
licked his lips, and
said, and I quote,
342
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,890
"would swing by to catch
that kitty anytime."
343
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,327
Okay. Yep. Mistakes were made.
344
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,458
But I can make it
up to her, you know.
345
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,373
I'll go by after work,
bring her nice flowers.
346
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,679
A bottle of wine.
347
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:32,985
Good God, don't do that.
348
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,682
What you're gonna do
is you're gonna do
349
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,510
kennel duty deep
clean, all by yourself.
350
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:37,337
All of them.
351
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:38,860
Cool.
352
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,079
That's gonna take all night.
353
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,777
And I don't know if
I mentioned this,
354
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,059
but this weekend,
me and Isabelle...
355
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,562
You mentioned,
yeah. You mentioned.
356
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,695
I will cancel my plans.
357
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,176
That would be so
great. Thank you.
358
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,700
Well, well, well.
359
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:55,182
For once, look who's
the star student.
360
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:56,704
Me.
361
00:13:58,054 --> 00:14:00,099
Oh... damn it, damn it,
damn it, damn it, damn it!
362
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,798
That's my, um...
my birth control.
363
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,060
A lotta different colors.
364
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,932
Yeah, different colors
for different days.
365
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,339
Do not let the dog
eat the yellow.
366
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,503
I know it's just a sponge.
367
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:16,071
But to not let me say my
side of the story, that's...
368
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,379
that's no partnership.
I'll tell you that much.
369
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:19,466
Know what I mean?
370
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:20,947
Exactly!
371
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,470
What am I looking at?
372
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,124
LeBron is the real deal. You
need to talk to this guy.
373
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,953
Yeah, I don't know if I trust
his beady eyes, pointy ears,
374
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,738
or the complete inability
to process human language.
375
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,871
Plus, in every horror
film... he's Satan.
376
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,394
Frank, use the goat.
377
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:37,005
That dog Hopper's triggering
all sorts of stuff in you.
378
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:38,964
I got three hours
to find him a home.
379
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,052
I've checked every
rescue and shelter
380
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,880
and I even messaged
a woman on the apps.
381
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,404
She thought I was
a PetSmart bot.
382
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:44,971
Just adopt the dog.
383
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,449
My home life is not
set up for that.
384
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,537
I got a cat.
385
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:50,585
And a job. Wow.
How do you do it?
386
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:53,065
Alright. I'm gonna
go do what I do best.
387
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,458
Formulate a plan as I go.
388
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,419
I love my daughter.
389
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:01,335
I just don't know that
I like her right now.
390
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:06,774
- Hey.
- Hey.
391
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,211
Is everything okay?
392
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:11,561
Seemed like you were getting a
bit red and strainy out there.
393
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,955
Literally everyone in this
office screwed up today.
394
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,088
Even Eugene. He spayed
the wrong animal.
395
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,437
Come on, Eugene!
396
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:18,874
Not everyone.
397
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,007
Bit of a... star student, so.
398
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,095
Yeah.
399
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,052
Uh... you did bring
the hammer down
400
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,574
pretty hard on Shred, though.
401
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:27,055
Okay, but who takes
a tip on the job?
402
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:29,536
Right. That... it's
just so disappointing.
403
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,016
Terrible.
404
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,019
But do you think that maybe
you chose this weekend
405
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:34,281
to punish him because...
406
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:36,935
'Cause what?
407
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:38,807
You know.
408
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,504
No, just say it.
409
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,290
Because he had
plans with Isabelle.
410
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,031
Oh, no.
411
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:47,858
No, I would never do
something like that.
412
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,470
Wait, did I do
something like that?
413
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,123
Yeah, I think you might have.
414
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:53,168
Oh... am I a terrible person?
415
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,736
No, I actually do want
Shred to be happy.
416
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:56,867
Of course you do. Yeah.
417
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,173
You just don't want
it in your face.
418
00:15:58,174 --> 00:15:59,697
No, I really don't.
419
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,655
Also, though, should
Shred be with someone
420
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:02,831
who he has to change for?
421
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:03,919
Emily.
422
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,486
You're right. Let
him have his fun
423
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:06,965
with his little runaround girl.
424
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,183
Oh. Still going?
425
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,620
No, I'm done. I'm
done. That was it.
426
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:11,753
Got it outta my system.
427
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,503
Get that filthy
animal out of here!
428
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:23,198
The dog can stay.
429
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,199
Nice to see you, Patrick.
430
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,288
I see you're taking a
break from your usual
431
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:29,162
divorced dad meal of eating
loose turkey over a sink.
432
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,032
Joke's on you, because
I also did that
433
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,078
when I was still married.
434
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:34,732
What's with the
dog? Perp walk?
435
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,459
Pop your hearing aid
back in and find out.
436
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:40,085
My former brothers in blue.
437
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,261
This is Hopper. He
used to be police.
438
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:44,873
Used to be one of your
own. He needs a home.
439
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,049
So... I am here to ask you.
440
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:51,358
Who would like to step up
and be a hero to this hero?
441
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,232
Uh.
442
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,843
Okay. Uh, I didn't
want to say this,
443
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:02,629
uh, but... if someone
doesn't take him,
444
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,587
he is gonna be put down tonight.
445
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,464
Really?
446
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,031
No one?
447
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,945
Patrick. How about you?
448
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:16,686
Colleen got your Frenchie
in the divorce, right?
449
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,211
I still have custody of Juliet.
450
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:19,907
Okay. Fourth of
July? New Year's?
451
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,169
The fireworks holidays?
452
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,345
Those are the times when she
needs a warm lap the most.
453
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:26,218
Jean! Be a darling and bring
me a couple of new sons.
454
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:27,133
Please.
455
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,917
Oh, come on, guys.
456
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,311
You worked with him
side by side for years.
457
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:34,052
He loves you. He's
like a brother!
458
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,923
Yeah, he got a
little aggressive.
459
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:38,665
He didn't play exactly the way
that you wanted him to play.
460
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,842
But that doesn't mean
he's not worth something.
461
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,626
Probably thought...
462
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,803
Okay. Okay, Bill.
463
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:47,804
Okay.
464
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,545
Oh, boy.
465
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,069
Got a little burger
smoke in my eye.
466
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,287
Oh, come on!
467
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,029
Not like this. Not today.
468
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,597
I'll take the dog!
469
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:57,815
Wait. Really?
470
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,294
Sure. Just... will
you compose yourself?
471
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,035
It's frickin' mortifying.
472
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:03,691
Hey! Uh... show's over, folks.
473
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,997
Probably should've led
with this, but... he bites.
474
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,087
So do I. We'll work it out.
475
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,305
Thanks, Dad.
476
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:11,655
Yeah. Sure.
477
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:16,137
Don't come back
here until I'm dead.
478
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,705
Oh, that's fine. I
can wait six months.
479
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,538
Hey.
480
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:26,104
Hey.
481
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,627
It's looking good in here.
482
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:30,717
It, um... does still
smell a bit challenging.
483
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,371
Yeah, without
going into details,
484
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:34,764
that goat is a...
productive gentleman.
485
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:35,853
Yeah.
486
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,464
Um... look, how about you
finish this on Monday.
487
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:39,465
Really?
488
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:43,469
Victoria made me realize
I was being a bit harsh.
489
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:46,994
Well... thank you, but I
think you were being fair.
490
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:49,344
And I know you have a lot on
your plate right now, so...
491
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,085
I'm sorry I added to it.
492
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,652
No, it's no worries.
493
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:55,698
Um... anyways, have a... have
a good time this weekend.
494
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:56,960
Thank you.
495
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:57,961
Okay.
496
00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,442
Ooh! And, hey...
497
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,409
I'll post a bunch of
pictures in the group chat.
498
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,708
Good. Good.
499
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:08,146
- Hey.
- Hey.
500
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,235
How did it go?
501
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:10,671
Pretty good.
502
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:13,020
Thanks for having my back,
occasional truck buddy.
503
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,804
No worries, mate.
It was my pleasure.
504
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:15,805
Mmm.
505
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,199
Is there anything
else I can do for you?
506
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,506
No. No. Uh... I
think I'm good.
507
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:21,507
Alright.
508
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:25,903
Uh...
509
00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,255
Okay. Yeah. Okay.
510
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,953
Um... can you break a 50?
511
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,347
I can't. No, sorry.
512
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,395
- Hello.
- Hello.
513
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:41,396
You ready?
514
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:42,832
So ready.
515
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:43,964
Yes! Okay, cool.
516
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,314
Uh, my old boss just called,
517
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,273
and she just got a
new doorbell camera.
518
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,711
Might be fun to, I don't
know, walk in backwards.
519
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:52,539
Hell yeah. Let's do it.
520
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,976
Who's this guy?
It's kinda hot.
521
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,021
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
522
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:07,509
Oh...
523
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,163
Oopsie.
524
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,909
I'm sorry. I
couldn't help myself.
525
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,563
You're a good friend.
526
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,435
Yeah.
527
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,919
Can I make a toast to LeBron?
528
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:29,010
The first therapist
to ever take my side.
529
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:33,100
Might I add,
reluctantly, to Frank,
530
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,755
who actually saved the dog.
531
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:35,842
Mmhmm.
532
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:40,282
It wasn't me who saved him.
It was me who saved me.
533
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,065
To me.
534
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:42,849
I heard you cried.
535
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,024
Shut up!
536
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,331
Francis!
537
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:46,418
Crap. Dad?
538
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,071
Excuse me.
539
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:50,161
Be careful, Frank.
We're up pretty high.
540
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,251
Okay, stop! I'm not
afraid of heights.
541
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:54,991
What?
542
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,385
Can't do it.
543
00:20:56,472 --> 00:21:00,127
It's been 45 minutes! You
can't bail this quickly.
544
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:02,085
It's not one of my
little league games!
545
00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:04,914
This dirtbag bit
me twice already!
546
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,177
Yeah, I told you about that.
547
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,484
Do we need to talk about
memory issues again, Dad?
548
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,269
I'm tying him to the railing.
549
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,010
Oh, come on!
550
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,232
Can't do it!
551
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,147
If you need it...
552
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:22,455
I got the number
for a great goat.
553
00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:30,592
Okay, so we're getting
to know each other.
554
00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:32,899
We've learned where
our boundaries lie.
555
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,292
Hopper and I get the bedroom.
556
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,641
Doc Whiskers,
557
00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:38,252
as he has so articulately
communicated, gets...
558
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:39,820
the rest of the world.
559
00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,387
And if we wanna go
to the bathroom...
560
00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:46,479
We'll hold it!
We will hold it.
561
00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:48,350
Alright. Alright, let's go.
562
00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:51,658
Precinct 13 ain't looking
too bad now, is it?
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