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Yeah, according to this,
it could be the final tour.
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Moving from news to opinion,
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I hope she does
perform live again,
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but I don't think she
owes that to her fans
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after all she's given to us.
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You like Britney, Billy?
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No.
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Oh.
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That about wraps
up the Daily Jacob.
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Hey, how about that
SEPTA strike, huh?
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You think that's gonna happen?
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Nah, it's usually just all talk.
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Well, as a union man
myself, I stand beside ya.
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Behind the line. Yeah.
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I stand behind you.
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You know, the
thing about Britney
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that people don't understand...
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Okay. This is your stop.
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Oh, no. No, I'm... I'm not
for, like, four more blocks.
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I'm with them.
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End of the line.
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This is a block where
I got roundhoused.
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Yes, James. Good answer.
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What else were the
Roaring '20s known for?
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Yes, Veronica.
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Mass-produced cars,
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including the Ford Model A and
the introduction of talkies.
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Okay, yes! Now we're talking.
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What else was this
period known for?
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Anyone?
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RJ, what do you think?
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I don't know. Oh, just
throw something out there.
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RJ is a sweet kid,
but he isn't engaged.
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You know, he's been
suspended once for absences,
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but he isn't disruptive at all.
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Quite the opposite, actually.
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He's just a bit,
like, tuned out.
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But I know there's a way
I can get through to him.
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Never met a puzzle
I couldn't solve.
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Except for today's Wordle.
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I mean, I know
that...
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Ratio!
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Next time, the Great Depression.
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Hey, RJ, what's going on?
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Nothing.
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Seemed a little tired today.
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I'm alright.
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Everything okay at home?
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Uh, it's the same.
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Well, what if there
was something fun to do
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instead of going right home?
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You have any interest
in an after-school club?
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I guess. Alright.
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You are gonna get a real
kick out of the podcast club.
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What are some of
your favorite pods?
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No? Okay, well...
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I'll see you after school.
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Okay, guys, time is up,
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which means pencils
go down, everyone.
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So in third grade,
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every kid in the Pennsylvania
public school system
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does an assessment test,
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and in the second grade, we take
a practice test for that test.
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I know this lesson like
the back of my hand.
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Which... honestly
isn't a great saying
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because, you know, I
don't know my hand at all.
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They're like total
strangers looking up at me.
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I
thought I timed it
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so I wouldn't have
to talk to you.
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Yes. Two seconds.
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Just lift it.
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Alright. Stay next
to your buddy.
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Oh, we just had the
most delightful walk.
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God, this darn machine.
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Janine, if you lift it
while you insert it,
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it'll make it go faster.
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I just said that.
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Yes, but
not as majestically.
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Oh!
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Okay. Thank you. Go
celebrate in the hall.
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Come on. My turn.
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They did terribly.
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I don't get it.
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So, can't you just do this
kind of stuff remotely now?
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I could.
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I gotta head up to Ms.
Washington's class.
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You need anything else
while I'm down here?
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No. I'm good.
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Cool.
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Uh, excuse me. Hi, I'm Cedric,
the custodian in training.
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Wait. Has anyone ever called
you Cedric the Jani-tainer?
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Mr. Johnson, he's the trainee
the district sent you.
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Hey. The hand that's
fixed a thousand drips.
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It is an honor.
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The district's trying
to push me out.
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Let them try. Classic ageism.
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Good luck fitting
into this uniform.
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I got impossible measurements,
the perfect male form.
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Alright, Cedric.
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Follow me...
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if you can keep up.
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Breaking news on
the potential SEPTA strike.
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The union workers are
unhappy with the current...
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Anyone else nervous
the SEPTA strike
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might actually happen?
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Not for a moment.
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Yeah, they should
strike, though.
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The city's always
screwing them over.
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Oh!
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Melissa, I know
you were worried,
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but I figured it out.
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Those practice tests
are culturally biased.
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Janine, Melissa's
students are all so Black.
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Yeah, and
they killed it.
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You got the only white
kid in the school.
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How'd he do?
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Also very poorly.
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But maybe the cultural
bias is in the teaching.
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Like, you subconsciously
taught them your whiteness,
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and now they're
thinking whitely.
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Stop.
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Yeah, I told her that
was a bad theory.
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Sweetheart, if you think
this is an anomaly,
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just retest them.
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That is a good idea.
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Are you kidding me?
I said this already.
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Yes, but not as
majestically as Barb.
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I think they should
be just getting started.
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Yes. Aaliyah.
Jaden, this is RJ.
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He is interested in
joining the podcast club.
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Good, 'cause it was starting
to get real stale up in here.
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Welcome to "This Abbott
Life." I'm Aaliyah.
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I'm Jaden. And today
we're joined by...
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RJ!
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This episode, we're
gonna be talking about
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Abbott's new glow up.
RJ, how do you feel
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about Abbott's new
archery equipment?
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It's aight.
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Okay, one vote for
"aight." Aight.
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I myself think it's
a little dangerous.
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How about you, RJ?
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Uh...
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He's stunned, folks.
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Hey, why don't... why don't
we take a little break?
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And hold.
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And now we're at break.
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RJ, can we chat for a second?
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We're just gonna...
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So, Jaden and Aaliyah there,
they're setting you up.
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Feel free to just,
like, jump right in.
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I don't like to talk,
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so I don't really know
if this is for me.
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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Well, we can... we can...
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we can find something
else for you.
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Maybe you could
be the researcher.
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Does that sound like fun?
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Or I don't see why we couldn't
have a student replace
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Mr. Eddie as the producer.
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I get what you're trying to do,
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but I think I'd just
rather be at home.
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See ya, Mr. Hill.
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Okay. Um...
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So you think just
anybody can do this job?
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Good morning, Abbott.
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So now no one knows
if they're coming back
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or they're gonna pull
the New York "Housewives"
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and just start over.
Girlfriend, I told you,
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I don't know these
people, and I don't care.
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Melissa, Melissa,
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what time did you give your
students the practice test?
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Morning? Morning.
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Whoo! I knew it.
I knew it! Whoo!
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Okay, so I was racking
my brain all last night.
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And all yesterday afternoon
and all evening. Yes, yes, yes.
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And you gave your test first
thing in the morning, right?
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I gave mine after lunch,
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therefore my kids were tired,
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thus they underperformed.
Okay. Yeah. It could be that.
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Yeah. Or it could be that...
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it's
just practice, man.
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It was just a practice. We're
talking about a practice test.
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It was... It was
Allen Iverson.
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Am I the only Sixers fan? Come
on. Nice.
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Piss off. So I will be giving my
kids the test again in the morning.
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Ooh, and won't the
kids just love that?
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They will! Thanks, Barb.
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As a janitor, you're gonna run
into graffiti from time to time.
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You never know when it's coming.
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Mm.
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What the hell?
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Gregory, please. How
would you get that out?
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Mm...
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I can't. You used
a permanent marker.
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What the hell?
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Gregory, please.
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That's amazing. How
did you do that?
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It's all in the
flick of the wrist.
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That sounds like arthritis.
You're damn right it is.
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You can't learn this.
You gotta earn this.
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Hey, Mr. Johnson,
what's in that?
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My lungs are burning.
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Three parts moonshine,
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one part you don't wanna know.
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Hey! What?!
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You gonna get this?
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Ava, can
I redo the practice test?
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"Ava, can I
redo the practice test?"
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So annoying. Do
whatever you want.
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Wait. Come here.
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Let me ask you a question.
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Okay.
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What's it like to date you?
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Oh! Okay, well...
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dating me is like playing
a mysterious board game.
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I'm
trying to figure out
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what it's like to
date a poor. A what?
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A poor. A singular
of poor people.
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You know, what do
you and Gregory do?
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Do you, like, walk
around, or...?
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What do you eat for dinner?
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We usually just eat at my place.
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Oh. My Place.
That sounds cute.
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I never heard of
that restaurant.
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"My place" is where
we cook the food
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that we bought at
the grocery store.
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Oh, my God.
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Please, only one annoying
person at a time.
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Okay, well, I'm done.
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I... I have a serious
question about a student.
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Now, why the hell is
everybody coming in here
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asking me about students today?
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I thought you might have some
information on RJ McCann.
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Um, I'm struggling
with him a bit.
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You know who else is
struggling? His dad.
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That man has the worst case of
struggle face I've ever seen.
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It's like...
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Back to RJ, I just... I
need to figure out something
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to get him engaged in school.
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Well, I see that's important,
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because if you lose
him in eighth grade,
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he might be lost forever.
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Well, I'm off to
teach step class.
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Wait! Can I... Can I bring RJ?
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Yeah. Just don't
let his dad show up,
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'cause whew, Lord.
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Oh, pretty color. Oh, thank you.
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And thank you so much
for taking me, Barb.
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Ever since my nail
salon burned down,
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I have the hands
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of a rock-climbing
construction worker.
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Yeah, you needed a manicure,
and I needed some me time
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because Janine was working
my nerves this morning.
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"I mean,
it's just practice, man.
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00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:01,618
You know? It's not the
test. It's just practice."
256
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,328
Right?
257
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,205
You know, I remember when
I was a young teacher,
258
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,208
oh, I'd get so stressed
out about all this stuff.
259
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:11,420
And as annoying as it is...
260
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,921
I understand.
261
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,256
Yeah, no, you're right.
262
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,800
She'll figure it out,
just like we did.
263
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,343
Melissa, you ever
think about retir...
264
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,679
Wait, shh, shh. This
is about the strike.
265
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,724
Oh, wow. This is more exciting
than a high-speed car chase.
266
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,183
Hey, can you turn this up?
267
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,643
Can you turn that up?
268
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,358
Not bad.
269
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,236
Jacob, are you stupid?
He clearly hates this.
270
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,905
Yeah, I c... I can
see that. I'm just...
271
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:40,115
I'm trying to find
something that he'll take to
272
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,199
so that he doesn't have
to go straight home.
273
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,201
Well, he should like that thing
274
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,494
if you want him
to keep doing it.
275
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,247
You did ask the kid
what he enjoys, right?
276
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,083
'Kay, so you are stupid.
277
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,543
Stop guessing and just ask him.
278
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,587
RJ, come here.
279
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:58,008
What kinds of things
do you like to do?
280
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:01,136
Hang out with friends.
I like to be outside.
281
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,514
Quiet. And nature's
cool, I guess.
282
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,350
Hold that thought.
283
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,269
Do I have to keep stepping?
284
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,646
Please don't. Thank you.
285
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:11,897
Girls.
286
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,106
Hey, come on, come on, come on.
287
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,316
Pick up, pick up,
pick up, pick up.
288
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:17,027
Gregory! Gregory,
urgent question for you.
289
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,780
Is there room in your garden
for one more Goofball?
290
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,406
For the thousandth time,
291
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,200
that program is
for the students.
292
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,035
No, no, not... not
for me, for RJ.
293
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,120
I think he would
really thrive in it.
294
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,538
You know, this
could've been a text
295
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,082
that you sent tomorrow.
296
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,251
Wait. Are you... Are
you wearing a t-shirt?
297
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,461
Cute! Janine: Who's
that? Is that Jacob?
298
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,380
Janine! Jacob,
can you hear me?
299
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,506
Yeah! Can you see me?
300
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,966
N-No. No.
301
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,842
Can you reverse it?
Well, I got you a...
302
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,177
Press the... It's
in the, um...
303
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,471
Jacob! Hi!
304
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,139
Oh, I'm working on
my practice test,
305
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,683
so I can't really
talk right now.
306
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:48,892
Well, that's why
he didn't call you.
307
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:49,935
Oh. Yeah.
308
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,396
What are you up to? Well...
309
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,523
Oh, wait. Hold
on. Gregory's getting an e-mail.
310
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:57,442
Who the hell is Angela
from GNC Customer Support?
311
00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,612
Um, okay. Uh, RJ is welcome
to join the Goofballs.
312
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,947
Okay. Uh, please
text next time.
313
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,365
Gregory, who's
Angela? Yep. Mm-hmm.
314
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,846
Who is that? No,
she's not an issue...
315
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,831
Alright, smarty pants, what
would you do in this situation?
316
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,208
To unclog a toilet, I
would use the plunger.
317
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,793
That's what they want you to do.
318
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,170
Who's they? Big
plunger, baby boy.
319
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,672
Let me show you a little trick.
320
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,428
Morton, that you?
321
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,804
No...
322
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,681
Come on now, I know
that sniffle anywhere.
323
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,307
I said it's not me.
324
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,934
Whatever it is,
you can't move on
325
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,769
if you don't say
what's going on.
326
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,646
Everybody hates me.
327
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,773
Oh, come on now.
What did I tell you?
328
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,650
How I shouldn't base
my self-worth off
329
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,486
of other people's
opinions of me.
330
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,071
Even if they're right.
331
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,950
You didn't hear any
of that, did you?
332
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,828
Nah. Thanks, man.
333
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,372
I'm going to go
get back to work.
334
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,753
You see, fixing what's broken
just requires a magic touch.
335
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,088
Okay.
336
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,925
Hey!
337
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,847
Barb, good news.
338
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:12,517
50% off all linens at the
Ross? Uh, no. Not that.
339
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,479
My class retook the test
under the ideal conditions...
340
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,731
in the morning,
bright-eyed and focused...
341
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,067
and I set the thermostat to 89
342
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:23,487
in order to get it to the highly
productive temperature of 73.
343
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,864
That's a whole lot of
information. Yeah, yeah.
344
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,365
And you know what?
345
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,867
Now, they're probably not
gonna all be perfect scores,
346
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,244
but I'm just excited to see how
much they've improved, right?
347
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,121
Yes. So here we go. Last one.
348
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,707
Alright.
349
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:38,502
Okay.
350
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,215
Trombone.
351
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,717
Let's push it
through. Yeah. Okay.
352
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,136
Ah. Okay, so it is official.
353
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,347
My class...
354
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,058
straight up failed.
355
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,770
Womp, womp.
356
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:02,067
Melissa, these
chocolate-covered raisins
357
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,111
are gonna be the death of me.
358
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,779
Gregory, you want some? Oh.
359
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,364
No, thank you. I
don't understand why
360
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,825
anyone would ruin a raisin
by dipping it in chocolate.
361
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:10,993
Man, you are sick.
362
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,455
Well, my kids failed the retest.
363
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,666
Even Claudia? She's
a great student.
364
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,669
Yeah, even Claudia. You
know, I don't get it.
365
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,295
I... It was the
right time of day.
366
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:24,214
Their bellies were
full, but not too full.
367
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,675
They were bright-eyed
and bushy-tailed.
368
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,635
Well, it looks like you figured
out what the problem is then.
369
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,595
Mm-hmm. What?
370
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,429
You. What?!
371
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,599
Damn. No, no, no, no.
I am not the problem.
372
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,352
My kids have passed every
year with flying colors.
373
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,229
The way I've taught
the test works.
374
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,355
And now it doesn't.
375
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,190
Yeah, you can teach
it the same way
376
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,317
five years, six years,
everything's fine.
377
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,403
Then you get a
new group of kids,
378
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,363
all of a sudden it
doesn't work anymore.
379
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,657
Mm-hmm. I remember
once I had a class
380
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,994
I had to sing the ABCs or
they just didn't get it.
381
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,872
Oh, and you just had to sing?
382
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,623
I just thought I
had it figured out.
383
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,584
I mean...
384
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:04,462
like, isn't there some point
where you've just got it down?
385
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,424
No! Kid, "having it down"
386
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,302
means you gotta know
when to change it up.
387
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,053
Okay.
388
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:15,849
I guess I will try...
trying something else.
389
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:18,226
Switching up my methods. Okay.
390
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,895
I'm just happy that we
all equally helped you
391
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,396
along this journey.
392
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,023
Aww, Gregory.
393
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,608
What part did you play?
394
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,651
Damn.
395
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,571
So when you have a word problem,
396
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,239
you can map out what
you're reading like this.
397
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,618
Okay, George has three cars.
398
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:40,165
Bruce has two times as
many cars as George.
399
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,251
So, how many cars
does Bruce have?
400
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,420
Six! Six! Yes!
401
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,546
Let's hope he has
a driveway, right?
402
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,547
Hey, Ava.
403
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,300
Hey.
404
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,344
Ah! I just had a breakthrough
with my students.
405
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,930
We came at test prep
a bit more visually,
406
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,806
so we're gonna need to
take the test again.
407
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,099
For a third time?
408
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,644
This isn't even a
real test, Janine. No!
409
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,687
Let's see if they can
solve this word problem.
410
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,482
If you have one teacher who
is getting on all my nerves...
411
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:06,650
Alright, you don't
have to answer that.
412
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,696
Hey, uh, I was looking for you.
413
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,948
Okay.
414
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,366
I finished up on
the second floor.
415
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,867
Great.
416
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,869
Do you need anything
else before I go?
417
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,205
No.
418
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,083
Alright then, uh, I'll head out.
419
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,776
It was really good
seeing you again.
420
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,004
You look nice.
421
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,676
Hi, Janine.
422
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,887
So...
423
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,764
O'Shon is the poor guy?
424
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,015
Don't eavesdrop on me.
425
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,518
You're in my
classroom.
426
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,437
When you cook at
home... Mm-hmm?
427
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,690
Do you wash the dishes yourself?
428
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,567
Ava, you are not rich.
429
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,277
Let's pull up our bank accounts
and put 'em side by side.
430
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,486
I don't wanna do that.
That's what I thought.
431
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,780
Okay.
432
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,743
Yeah. There you go. Just
like that, in the sun.
433
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,453
Oh, hey, RJ, that's really good.
434
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,997
Thanks.
435
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,498
How come he never
compliments me?
436
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,874
'Cause you never
do anything good.
437
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,545
How's he... How's he doing?
438
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:09,671
Looks good.
439
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,631
Honestly, great.
He's a natural.
440
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,384
I haven't seen anybody this
good at plants since...
441
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:15,927
well, me.
442
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,680
Awesome. Yes.
443
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:26,062
Maybe Goofballs isn't
his thing either.
444
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:28,690
But we'll find
something he loves.
445
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:31,901
I'm not gonna give up.
I'm not gonna stop.
446
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,737
I'm gonna work harder.
447
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,113
I'm a survivor,
448
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,574
I'm gonna make it, I will s...
449
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:41,411
Point is, w-we're gonna find,
um, the right fit for RJ.
450
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:44,706
And that's how I popularized
the phrase "That's trash."
451
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:45,999
What? That was you?
452
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,625
I also came up with
"I'll be back,"
453
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:50,045
but that bum from
Australia stole it from me.
454
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,380
I got to be honest
with you, Mr. Johnson.
455
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,675
Do you? Yeah, I do,
because I respect you.
456
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,178
The district sent me
here to train with you...
457
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,847
so I could replace
you. I know, son.
458
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:04,601
But... But I can never do what
you do. I know, son.
459
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:07,729
But, listen, you're gonna
make a great janitor.
460
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,565
Just not here.
461
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,194
Wow.
462
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,533
Alright, what's this about?
463
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,410
Take a seat. I need
to talk to you.
464
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:25,121
If I'm gonna let myself
be pursued by O'Shon,
465
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:28,458
I really need to understand
the mindset of a poor man.
466
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:32,087
And the only way to do that is
to go to the poorest man I know.
467
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:36,424
Say I could get you
a $15,000 raise,
468
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,010
say the equivalent of
a district IT worker.
469
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,679
What would you do with it?
470
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,347
I'd to pay off my student loans.
471
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,473
Your student what?
472
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,100
Or buy a nicer car.
473
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,186
No. What would
you do for Janine?
474
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,981
Buy her a nicer car?
This is what I came for.
475
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,776
Yeah, I'd probably try to
find a reliable... Ugh!
476
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:55,944
Pre-owned... Ugh!
477
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,571
Hybrid. Get out.
478
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,699
So, am I getting a raise? No!
479
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,368
Why would I give you a raise?
480
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,929
You're so irresponsible
with your money.
481
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,500
RJ, he's just... just
your average kid, Billy.
482
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,794
You know, he takes SEPTA
just like you and me.
483
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:15,797
So I'm gonna figure it out.
484
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,757
And you know why, Billy?
485
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,135
Oh, let me guess.
486
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,345
Because it's your damn job?
487
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,888
You are such a good listener.
488
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,224
Yeah, well, legally, I'm not
allowed to wear headphones.
489
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,644
Oh! Time for news updates.
490
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,315
Oh. Wow. That c...
That can't be right.
491
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,568
It says that SEPTA's
demands went unmet,
492
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,112
and they called the strike.
493
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,781
That's news to me. Man:
Attention, drivers.
494
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,325
The city failed to meet our
very reasonable demands.
495
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:48,288
We will be going on strike.
Stand by for further updates.
496
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,791
Well, it looks like you
gotta get out, Jacob.
497
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,544
Oh, my God. It...
It's happening now?
498
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:57,297
Yeah, seems that way.
499
00:20:57,298 --> 00:21:00,592
Yeah. Gotta stand
by the working man.
500
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,593
Can you do that?
501
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,013
Proudly.
502
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,556
I believe in you.
503
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:09,350
Do we got to get out?
504
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,977
Oh! How exciting!
505
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,228
It's historic! Do
we got to get out?
506
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,980
No, no, no. You guys are good.
507
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,607
Strike doesn't
start till tomorrow.
508
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But for him...
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00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:18,818
it starts today.
510
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Wait!
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Billy!
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