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I'LL GIVE A MILLION

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Who are you?

- Let go of me, I want to die! - Be my guest.

- Help, I can't swim! - You're drunk!

Come, let's go.

Come on, lean on me.

He announces his personal exhibition for the 12th.

Hello, hello, gossip news:

this evening from our harbour

White, millionaire Gold's yacht sails away, after a nice long cruise.

We wish Mr. Gold and his guests a peaceful crossing.

Hello, hello, gossip news...

Mr. Gold, your scarf and cloak.

Mr. Gold, your scarf and cloak!

- Where could he have gone? - Mr. Gold, your scarf and cloak!

- It's humid, warn him. - Mr. Gold, the air is humid.

Mr. Gold, the air is humid. Mr. Gold, the air is humid.

He never thinks about his health!

Mr. Gold, think about your health. Mr. Gold, think about your health.

Mr. Gold...

LET ME SLEEP

He's here, he's sleeping.

Make them stop!

Why are you shutting it?

- Mr. Gold's sleeping. - Sleeping?

- Love suicide? - Attempted suicide.

Love?

Crisis.

Spiritual crisis?

- Financial crisis. - Always the same story: money!

You've also jumped into the sea...

Debts, isn't it?

- I'm a billionaire. - No!

Yes.

Believe, fortune comes with many misfortunes.

I envy you your poverty.

Only the poor can know the true feelings of people.

Especially at lunch time.

- Imagine being a billionaire. - I'm doing it right now.

You'd never know if women smile to you or to your money.

I can't tell, with all those millions!

You'd never know if you have true friends.

True, I can't.

If a servant waxes the floor hoping you'll break your neck.

Let's hope not.

If the cook makes you a beef fillet, Bismarck style...

- What? - Bismarck style.

How's that?

A slice of beef two fingers high,

cooked on slow fire, with eggs on it.

Money compels us to live as others wish.

You're free to do what you like.

You want to go out in shirt sleeves? You go out!

Want to do a summersault? You do it.

- Can't you? - No! I, can't!

How many other things there are that I can't do!

My life's under control, minute by minute.

At 7, bath. At 7:30, exercise.

At 8, riding. At 8:30...

- Breakfast. - No, my secretary's face.

At 9, newspapers and correspondence. At 9:30...

- Breakfast? - No, fencing.

At 10, my secretary's face again.

At 11, manager. At 12:30...

- Breakfast. - Yes, breakfast!

And all these with hypocrite and interested people.

How beautiful!

I'm sleepy.

- Don't you come to sleep? - Yes, yes.

How I'd wish waking up one morning without a dime!

Like me!

Find myself in a country where nobody knows me.

If I'd find one person, only one...

who'd do a brotherly gesture for me,

good but spontaneous, coming from the heart...

I'd give...

- ...a million. - Did you say a million?

Yes.

A million.

What is a million?

Bob! Bob!

Bob! Three by four, Bob!

- Bob! - Bob...

- Is there a dog? - Yes, here.

- Here where? - Here, here.

Bob! Bob!

- It's here! - Where?

- Here! - Bob! Bob!

Where?

- Where's the dog? - The dog? There.

Bob! Three by three, Bob!

Bob! Bob!

Bob!

Bob! Bob!

Bob!

Bob! Three by three! Bob! Two by three!

Are you searching for a dog or the Lottery numbers?

- It's a calculating dog. - Calculating?

Yes, a circus dog! Bob! Three by three!

Bob, three by nine... twenty-five!

- No, twenty-six! - Shut up, you'll confuse the dog.

Bob! Bob!

- Are you also from the circus? - Yes.

Are you riding? Dancing?

Bob! Bob!

- Here it is! - Where?

There!

Oh God! It's running to the street! Bob! Bob!

Bob!

- Careful! - Thank you.

- I won't find it anymore! - Calm yourself, we'll catch it.

When it's breaking free... And if then it sees the numbers! Bob!

Bob!

Bob!

If you allow me, I'll help you. I'm very resourceful.

- Careful! - Thank you.

- I'd put it more... - Come on! I'm the manager, am I not?

- I've put it like this. Enough! - Stop!

- Wait a moment. - Want do you want?

Sir, I've found him. I've discovered him, I've brought him.

True, you can stay.

Please, a bit higher.

Look at the camera, please.

Don't move.

Don't move. Smile.

But don't move!

- Must I smile without moving? - Sure!

Ready?

Bravo, bravissimo!

Quickly, the photo on three columns, understood?

Your photo will be published that big at the first page.

- Can you see the tails? - Of course!

What you have told us will be read by the entire city.

- No errors! - It's understood! What is it?

We don't have the millionaire's description.

Tell me, describe...

- What? - How did the millionaire look like?

- In tails, a gentleman! - No!

- Was he handsome or ugly? - Ugly, no! Why should he?

Was he young, old, blond, dark haired, how was he?

- What do you care? - For the public! To find him!

To find him...

- And what if he doesn't want to be found? - Listen...

- I know, he doesn't want to be found. - How could you know?

I'm his friend, I'm a gentleman.

- I won't say it. - Come on...

Perfect, chief!

- Very well, quickly to the block print! - Very well.

Show me.

He must stay here, he mustn't go around the city.

Thank you, sir. I'll be going.

Stay a little longer.

You wouldn't want to go out in tails in the morning!

It can't be!

With all this money I'd like to smarten myself up a little,

buy something, have a little fun,

visit a museum... And then I'm hungry.

You're hungry? Be our guest!

- Please, eat with us! - Take a seat.

- There's something to eat? - Yes! Abundantly!

- Take a seat. - Let's chat a little.

Manager!

"A millionaire's strange adventure." Very well!

- I want the photo here. - Sure.

"I'd give a million to anyone who'd do a spontaneous generous thing for me."

I'd give a million...

I'd give a million?!

Imagination, gentlemen! A little imagination!

Damn it, a news hit! A pencil!

I'll give!

"I'll give a million to anyone who'll do a spontaneous generous thing for me."

- A newspaper. - A newspaper, please.

"I'll give a million." Have you seen it?

- A million? - A million?

Le Courrier du Sud-Est!

"A millionaire's strange adventure. I'll give a million."

Aren't you ashamed to beg, so young?

Poor young man... Take!

10 francs!

Have you got kids?

Children. They are the true richness!

Of course!

- Will you introduce us to your lady? - Of course, of course!

If I do something for someone, I only do it out of sympathy.

You don't know how much I like you.

- How your faces inspires trust. - Thank you.

What? Oh, yes. Wait, wait.

- Do you like lobster? - Yes, yes.

Yes, lobster. And then caviar and the drinks.

You take care!

ENTRANCE FORBIDDEN TO BEGGARS AND STREET MUSICIANS

THE PRIMEROSE CIRCUS OFFERS A FEAST

TO THE POOR OF THE CITY AND THIS EVENING GALA SHOW

FREE ENTRANCE FOR THE POOR AND LOTTERY OF 100 FRANCS IN PRIZES

Bob!

- Where are you going? - I think Bob's here.

- It's it. - Are you sure?

Turn, don't look at me!

- Can I? - Yes, come. Help me!

- Don't touch me. - Then how do I do it?

- No, I meant... Don't look at me. - I'll close my eyes, I'll try.

Ouch, ouch!

Don't touch me!

- And don't look at me! - I'm going, goodbye.

- No, help me. - Then, we'll do it like this. Ouch!

Here it is.

- Thank you. - Here it is.

Isn't that Bob?

You're always joking. And with all that, I can't find the dog.

Don't despair. I'm here.

I'm a very resourceful guy. We'll find him again.

You're very nice. You're losing your time helping me.

No, I've found something to do.

Are you unemployed?

Unfortunately...

Well...

Let's not talk about bad things.

- Shall we look for Bob? - Yes.

- Bob! - Bob!

Le Courrier du Sud-Est! Le Courrier du Sud-Est!

This edition sells like hot cakes.

Let's issue a third one.

We've got no fresh news.

No fresh news?!

Third edition... And they'll all buy it.

You must be pleased.

Now your picture is travelling around the world in millions of copies.

If you don't mind, I'll go take a walk in the city.

- With all this money... - No, you're eating with us.

- Hurry, bring breakfast! - Wait!

Sir, could I have a Bismarck fillet?

- Sure! A Bismarck fillet! - Very well!

The one with eggs on, two fingers high, slow fire...

- You know what it is? - Of course I know.

- Do you also know the Bismarck fillet? - Of course.

- Everyone does. - Let me introduce two of my collaborators:

Mr. Valò, social life editor.

Mr. Roch, obituary editor.

Here's the vermouth.

Come, come! Vermouth to our guest's health!

- How do you feel? - Well.

To your health.

To your health!

- Oh, that beast! - Maybe we're doing it the wrong way.

Sometimes it's enough not to look for something to find it.

- I'm tired. - It may have gone back to the circus.

Impossible! It hates the circus. They make it work with the whip.

It's the same for you, I imagine. A mistaken number... a lash.

I don't do numbers!

I'm with the costumes, the accounts...

That's why you care so much for this calculating dog!

- Are you an artists' daughter? - No.

It's not long since I've found this job with the circus.

I was left alone... and poor.

All of a sudden, you know.

If you'd only know... I also... you know?

Well, better not speak about troubles.

Yes, but now I've got a big trouble: Bob.

It's not something irreparable.

- If I go back without it, they'll fire me! - We'll see to this.

I can't go back like this. I can't.

Calm down.

- Young man, you're breaking the law. - What?

Ten plus ten!

Silence!

It's Bob!

- What have you said? Ten plus ten? - Yes.

- Louder. - Ten plus ten!

- It's Bob! - Bravo! Ten plus ten!

No, stay here!

Can't you see I'm looking for the lady's dog?

- Bob, ten plus ten! - Ten plus ten!

- Ten plus ten! - Ten plus ten!

- Ten plus ten! - Ten plus ten!

Bob! Bob!

Bob! Bob! Bob!

Please, go away!

No, give me back my dog! Give me back my dog!

No!

Miss, stop joking! Enough!

Please, if I go back without the dog, they'll fire me!

To claim the dog you must go to the appropriate departments.

Bob!

What are you doing? Why have you set the dogs free?

Bob!

Let's see if you'll joke anymore! I declare you in violation of the law.

- What's the matter? - He's set the dogs free!

So it's you! Take your hands off me!

- Let's go! - Come with us!

Ten plus ten, huh?

Bad boy, Bob!

Move, quickly!

The fabulous Primerose Circus!

There's no trick... Voilà!

Goodbye!

- For you, my friend. - For me? This insult?!

I'm the Viscount Ghiberto D'Aguibert, retired cavalry colonel.

Here's my card, and you'll give me satisfaction for this insult!

See you soon! Goodbye!

Can I accompany you, miss?

"The strange character wearing tails, elegant, but too large,"

"advanced waving a stack of thousand-franc notes"

"and then he stopped to count and recount them." So weird...

- Inspector! It's him. - Alright.

You are the animals' protector, aren't you?

You have a sensitive soul, you set free dogs without a muzzle...

Get up! I'm going to put a muzzle on you!

- Inspector, I'd like to tell... - What?

I'd like to tell how things happened. I was walking and I saw...

Please! We know the story! You must pay!

60 plus 60, plus a fine of 30 plus 30,

four lost dogs...

300 francs. You can pay in cash or with five days in jail.

- Jail? - Yes.

Jail?

- Yes. Let's go. - Where are you going?

To jail. I don't have a nickel.

- You don't have a nickel? - I don't have a nickel.

- Then you're poor. - Yes, poor.

- Poor, poor? - Yes, poor, poor.

- But really poor poor poor? - Yes, poor poor poor.

- Go and bring me file 132. - Right away.

- You, bring a little water, please. - Yes, sir.

So, you're poor.

And can't pay.

You can't pay because you're poor.

It's enough for me. I have a good heart. I like you.

And that's why I, a police official...

Here's my card, there's also my phone number.

I advise you not to lose it. I'll set you free.

- Thank you. I can leave, then? - Of course.

- You're setting me free? - Yes, and I hope to see you again.

It's not a good sign to see each other again here. Goodbye.

I'LL GIVE A MILLION TO ANYONE WHO'LL DO A GENEROUS THING FOR ME

Let the poor come to us.

Let the poor come to us and eat,

thanks to the magnificent generosity of Mister Primerose!

The meal will be lavish, abundant, I could even say succulent.

Besides the meal, Mister Primerose

will offer our guests 100 francs. I say, 100 francs.

100 francs, and other prizes that will be drawn these evening

during the free gala show.

Stop, stop.

Hey!

Here it is!

Come in, gentlemen!

Step in, step in. This way, please.

- And this evening, lottery: 100 francs. - 100 francs!

- This way. - And this evening, lottery: 100 francs.

100 francs, ladies and gentlemen! Step in!

Mister Primerose will welcome you

with his usual kindness and hospitality!

A loaf.

A loaf.

- And this is a lunch? - Come, come, quickly. Go!

Loaf.

Lo... Please, take a seat.

I've found a file, forgotten by another escapee,

- and I start sawing the bars... - No!

And how!

I had almost finished, when I heard the warden opening the cell.

It was lunch time. I could have been discovered!

With a superhuman effort I manage to cut the last bar

and jump into the street right when the warden

opened my cell door shouting: "Restaurant car."

- What are you saying? - No.

The important thing is I'm here. Close to you.

Here you eat for free.

- I'd almost take advantage. - Here with the poor?

I'm hungry.

Listen, come with me. I'll take care of it.

Come, it's here.

Does anyone smoke? Please take.

Here are some cigarettes.

- A sweet? - Thank you.

- Here's one for you too. - Thank you.

Please, come. Come. Come.

And now, dear friends,

Mister Primerose will keep his promise!

Sure: panem et circenses!

- What? - Panem et circenses.

Panem et circenses! You'll see, you'll see.

Please, in two minutes everything must be ready.

Let's go!

Get back, we must put the table here. Quickly, quickly, the table.

Please, bring the plates!

Hurry up! Bring those benches!

- Is everything alright? - Look, look!

Move!

Enough, go! Here it is!

Very well. Take your places, gentlemen!

Young ladies, you also! Quickly!

Knives and forks!

Quickly! Bring drinks!

Here it is!

Here it is!

Poor the wine!

Yes!

Bob!

I'll do that.

- Bob! Aren't you hungry? - Of course!

Go away, Bob!

Please eat.

Make way!

Are you pleased?

Attention, you can tell a true gentleman by the way he behaves at the table.

Look at that one.

No. Away!

That one looks very distinguished.

Look, he's scratching.

After all, there are many ways of scratching.

Wine?

Maria...

Who chose the one at the end?

- At the end of the table? - Yes.

- That one? You have chosen him! - Are you sure?

- Yes, I've seen you! - You've seen me? Have I chosen him?

- Yes. You have chosen him. - I?

- And the Bismarck? - It's coming soon.

No, not like this. Wait, I'll show you.

Look, first of all: keep your elbows tight.

Then: thumb and forefinger. Upright posture, a smile on your lips...

That's it. A little white wine...

- Want some? - No, I only drink red.

- Give me a black olive. - Right away.

- Here it is. - Thank you.

- Some bread? - No, thanks, it's not black.

You can even eat like this: between the thumb and the forefinger.

Not very elegant, but practical.

You can't get out.

What are you doing? Where do you want to go?

I find it impolite not to wait for the manager.

- Please, allow me. - What is it?

- The Bismarck. - Good!

Here we are...

- What? - You need to do like this.

No, you do like this, if you want to eat this properly.

Good bye.

Thanks.

Look here. Look here.

I think the more gentlemanlike poor are those.

There's a chance.

Anyway, you must admit I had a brilliant idea.

And then, if the millionaire is not among these one, what does it matter?

You'll see this evening! What advertising, and what show!

You mean: what takings! What takings!

Useless to pretend.

You're playing blind at San Patrizio.

And you, aren't you the one taking sun-bathes on the Cathedral steps?

- San Gervasio st. - Yes. Corner with Bonaparte st.

- San Gervasio st. - What?

- Listen... - I was waiting to thank you.

Now... I'm on my way...

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

I'll come tonight to the show, if it's free.

Listen...

I'll try with Primerose to make him accept you, like the others.

After all, it shouldn't be that difficult.

You also look a little like a millionaire.

Wait.

- Come in. - If I may.

Hello, hello! Le Courrier du Sud-Est minute.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Le Courrier du Sud-Est

it's happy to be able to let it's faithful readers know the latest news

on the extraordinary adventure of the wandering millionaire.

Not new little insignificant details,

not false news and useless gossip, but precise news:

the mystery still goes on.

Handsome, ugly, tall, small, thin, fat, old, young...

Nothing's known. Everything's shrouded in mystery.

- Good night, sir. - Good night. To the garage, please.

Honey...

My love.

Cuckoo!

Cuckoo!

- Cuckoo! - Cuckoo!

Damn!

Scoundrel! After all I've done for you!

Ungrateful!

Knave! Scoundrel!

- Help! Help! Help! - Damn! I'll hit you!

Alright, well done, miss.

- Do you like strawberries? - Yes.

Here it is.

If you need anything, we're here.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

- May I, ma'am? Please. - Hey, mister!

- The poor in the first row! - How can you insult me?

I'm the Viscount Ghiberto D'Aguibert, retired cavalry Colonel.

I've paid for my ticket. And here's my card.

May I, ma'am?

Stay straight! More! Like a mythological Venus!

A nice smile, like this. Yes, very well!

Stop! Down. Very well. Well done.

Remember: you're the inspectors for the lottery draw

organized by Cavalier Primerose this evening for the poor.

Entering the arena, you must keep a dignified and occasional demeanour.

Excuse me, how long will it take?

What do you mean?

Multiple draws, and you'll stay until the end of the show.

- Let's go. - I'm not going. No.

- What does it matter? We're in a circus. - I've never played the buffoon before.

- You are playing difficult! - I'd like to see you. You go.

- I'd die of shame. - You see?

With me it's a different matter.

- You're mad! - I told you she was too naked.

Too naked my foot! Take it off! Expose more!

You're a beautiful woman! The audience wants to see.

An exceptional audience, like the one tonight!

20 thousand francs of proceeds! Expose more!

Listen...

- What happens? - I'm going with the other poor.

Why?

- Because there's a 100 francs reward. - And?

It's a vague hope, but I wouldn't want to lose the opportunity.

You'll all have your numbers.

- Do you want those 100 francs that much? - Of course.

100 francs is 100 francs, isn't it?

- 100 francs... - A lottery is always entertaining!

Still, your friends are less attracted to the money.

Maybe they're millionaires...

- Can I go, then? - Of course, go, go!

What are you doing here? I don't want to see you anymore.

Come here.

Find someone else for the sedan-chair, that moron went away.

Nice find, your millionaire. He's a tramp!

Listen...

If he's the millionaire, what are these other two?

And if you are, the two? And he?

You are three swindlers.

He's destroying our status

- And my number? - You haven't got a number yet?

- No, I've just come. - No. He doesn't have.

Thank you.

Thirty-two.

- Forty-seven, nice number. - Thank you.

Five. Cinq, rouge, impair, manque.

- What? - Nothing.

Let us see. Come on, like that...

Higher when you salute the audience! Let them see, don't be afraid!

- Like this? - Yes, like this.

You only have to wear a ribbon.

- Here he is. - He's the one you've found.

A little small, but very good, show him what he has to do.

- Where's the ribbon? - I'm looking for it.

What happened? What happened?

- Paco! - What happened?

- What's wrong? - A hit!

A hit? Poor girl...

- I can't work... - I'm ruined. Who'll replace you?

I can't work anymore.

Thank you.

It's alright?

While it lasts...

I can't!

I've never done that. Getting naked before the audience!

When I'll have to go out, I'll faint.

I can't. Believe me. Please, give me back my clothes.

If you want, take it. But I'll throw you out, immediately after!

Come on, let's go!

What a shame! What a shame!

Ladies and gentlemen, lottery draw! First prize: 100 francs!

During the breaks, we'll draw other numerous interesting prizes. Music!

- Do you want it? - If you want to change, it's equal to me.

Thank you!

If 66 comes out, it's like this. If it's 99, like this.

- Then no! - You've given it up!

It's mine!

Calm down!

He's given it up!

I want to get down!

Stay there, idiot! Smile! Smile!

Down with the hat! Come, let's go, let's go.

Don't annoy me!

Don't look at me!

The audience can look, and I can't?

- You can't. - Always eyes closed, like this morning.

"Please, turn! Don't look at me, don't touch me."

- But I want to look. - Ill-mannered!

Nice!

Make me win!

That's the way, what a nice smile! And you said you were ashamed, huh?

You don't understand anything. It's my first time!

Poor you, the first time!

Even the legs. Not very beautiful, but better than nothing.

Enough! You've been annoying me since this morning!

Attention, the draw! Please, miss!

Every number in the box corresponds with a distributed number!

There's no trick, gentlemen.

Voilà!

Voilà!

Go away!

You've really annoyed me now.

Take your places.

What's happening? Go away!

What are you still doing here?!

I must say a word to someone.

You want to ruin me. Go away!

Don't exaggerate!

Go away!

Go away!

Calm down, gentlemen!

It's nothing, calm down! Inspectors, take your places!

I'm in pain!

What's happened, miss?

My head's hurting.

If you have a headache, relax, miss.

No! It's not my head.

Voilà, 32!

32! 32!

Who has got thirty-two?

- A little fresh water, from that pump. - Sure.

- Gentlemen! Thirty-two. - Thirty-two is not to be found.

Scoundrels!

And that gentleman who said there was no trick!

We want our 100 francs!

Someone must have 32. Who has 32?

- You, do you have 32? - The young man who was here had it.

- Which one? - The young man you've driven away.

I'm ruined! Of all people, it had to be him!

Young man, come here!

It had to be... Oh my God!

- Come here! Give me 32! - What 32?

32 in the lottery.

You have won... Here it is 32!

Calm down, please!

32! 32!

And just to show you it's no trick, it's no illusion,

another draw, miss! Another 100 francs!

- I've won 100 francs. - Go away, scoundrel! Don't ruin me!

- I've won 100 francs! - Don't ruin me!

Go out, go!

Take this.

- Where's the wet young man? - The manager threw him out.

Where are you going?

- You look miserable... - Leave me alone!

I can't bear seeing you like this. Come and dry up.

Come on, I'll forgive you.

- You want to forgive me? - Of course!

You wouldn't want me to thank you for all you've said!

- I'm fine. - Come on. Come with me.

If you enjoy so much dry up clothes...

Easy, the iron is still hot.

Careful not to burn me.

Take off your jacket.

Look how wet it is.

Let it go. Let me do it.

- Can I? - Please.

- Give me your trousers. - My trousers?

- Yes, your trousers. - But how...

Go there and take my dressing-gown from the chair.

Coward! Criminal! Scoundrel!

Swindler!

Stop!

Catch him! Catch him!

Here he is!

- It's your bed, isn't it? - Yes.

- Can I take a cigarette? - Yes.

Thank you. I haven't had a smoke all day.

A ring.

Oh, yes.

- But this is a sapphire. - No!

It's just a piece of glass. It isn't worth anything.

- You want it? - Is it yours?

- You wouldn't have... - You mean...

No, no. I've found it getting out of prison.

On the beach.

- I give it to you. - It's genuine, do you know that?

- Do you think so? - Yes.

Even if it's genuine, I'll give to you all the same.

Because...

Oh, you!

- You are... - A rascal. Alright, I know it.

Let's not exaggerate. I've only kissed you!

There's nothing bad in it!

What are you doing, crying?

Come, it's not worth it.

You're wetting my trousers even more now.

I'm sorry.

Take your ring back.

You're beginning to make me believe it's worth something.

- That's why I don't want it. - Do you really think I've stolen it?

I swear to you that I haven't.

- Then why don't you try giving it back? - Give it back?

To whom, first of all?

If it's fake... Because, if it's not...

I don't have a dime, you know that.

I'll wait a few days, and then I'll sell it.

No. You must give it back.

Why?

Because...

Because I don't want you to be this way.

Why don't you work?

A young man like you, big, well-made, quick, intelligent...

- Do you think? - Yes.

You! You again, here!

And you, miss! Oh, opprobrium!

- What? - Opprobrium! Opprobrium! Get out!

Rascal, indecent! Get out, out!

- Listen, "Cavaliere"... - I'm no Cavaliere!

Alright. Do you know why I don't answer back?

- Because I'm happy. - Get out, swindler!

Swindler, always in my way.

I'm astonished by you, miss. Receiving a naked man!

- You wouldn't believe that... - Enough hypocrite excuses!

- You're out starting tomorrow! - Listen...

No. You're off the show!

You're neglecting the poor I've chosen for such a tramp!

Go away!

A tramp? But do you know that he...

He's a billionaire, isn't he? Yes, we know that.

- Come on... - No, listen to me...

"I don't you to be like this."

- Are you sure? - Yes, the most beautiful of rings,

with a big sapphire. He wanted to give it to me!

- But I... You understand, don't you? - Sure, you are a sly one!

Even if he doesn't reveal himself tonight,

he'll do that tomorrow ore the day after tomorrow.

The important thing is to keep him here for as long as possible.

- Understood? - Yes.

Here he is! Go, boys! Go!

Here he is!

Come on, boys!

You!

He's not here.

Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

- Has he gone mad? - No, he's panting.

Where has that good-for-nothing gone?!

- Find him! - Alright!

Thank you.

I understand... spiritual crisis?

- Yes. - Oh, I'm sorry.

Hey! Hey! Young man!

Where have you hidden?

- You see? It's that one. - She's nice!

Yes, she is.

Young man!

Women! At first, "cuckoo, cuckoo", and then...

- Cuckoo? - Oh, yes. "Cuckoo. Cuckoo."

Cuckoo. Cuckoo!

Have you heard? Cuckoo!

My yacht.

Are you going back?

Yes. I'm tired.

They're having fun at the circus.

You can also go. After all, a little part of it is due to you.

And if they catch me again?

If you only know what I've been through! I don't live anymore.

Do me a favour, let's both go.

I'll say, "This is the millionaire", and so they'll leave me alone.

I've got an idea.

- Let's go ashore! - Let's go! Let's go!

- Will he be hungry? - I don't know.

- The Porto bottle is here? - Yes.

- And the plaid. - Here it is.

- Thank you. - I thank you. Have a good trip.

Ah, now.. Now I'm going.

Here he is!

- Catch him! - Behind the cage! Open it!

Ladies and gentlemen,

after this number another considerable prize will be drawn.

A bottle of champagne!

- Help! Help! - Send the horses!

Scoundrel!

- Who is it? - It's the poor that knows the millionaire!

He wore the millionaire's tails!

Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

One moment! What are you doing here?

The millionaire posing as a poor is here.

- No! - Yes, he is!

I know him! Now I'll show him to you!

Very interesting! Very interesting!

- It's him! - I was right!

He is the millionaire! Oh my God, he's fainted!

Quickly, make room! Bring the stretcher!

Clear the way!

A doctor! A doctor!

Special edition!

Calm down, or you'll kill him!

The millionaire has been found!

- The millionaire has been found! - Where?

- The millionaire! - The millionaire!

I want to see who he is!

The millionaire!

Where have you gone?

Have you seen? They've found the millionaire!

It's a pity.

If he is the one, the others can't be.

- And not even I can be. - True.

Good evening.

Hey, young man! Three francs.

I'll send you a cheque for 1,000 francs, tomorrow.

The nerve you've got! That's been going on the whole day!

Damn braggarts! But now the charade is over!

Rascal. You're funny at all.

Take it.

- Have you paid for me? - Yes.

Thank you.

- Silence, he wants to speak. - The billionaire speaks.

I haven't got a dime!

- How witty! How witty! - "I don't have a dime."

Are you feeling faint?

- Yes? Come, come. - I haven't got a dime.

Come and eat. Is the champagne ready?

Come here, among us. Come, come...

Please! Make way!

Get lost, girls! The show is over.

Take your hat back.

By innuendos, you have made me believe that you could be the millionaire.

But I'm not stupid!

I'm attorney Jamounet, from the Toulouse court, and I'll denounce you.

Come with me!

You also! What are you doing!

You're insulting me?

I'm Viscount Ghiberto D'Aguibert. Retired cavalry colonel.

- And Primerose? - Primerose believed you all the way.

- No! - Yes!

You could have stayed at the circus four or five days more,

eating, sleeping and everything,

if that millionaire wouldn't have been found.

- You gave it a good thought, didn't you? - Yes, a very good one.

I thank you anyway.

- What will you do now? - For the moment, a walk.

Tomorrow, we'll see.

- You don't have a place where to sleep. - Me?

No. I prefer the open air.

But I won't go back again to that field with all those wet clothes...

How humid!

Come on...

Look...

I'll sleep here tonight.

- We must look for him. - This way.

Well...

Good night, then.

Good night.

Good night!

Good night.

- I'd like to tell you something. - Say it.

But you won't be offended?

Good night.

10 francs.

10 francs...

You'll give it back when you can.

What are you doing?

- What are you doing? - I'm taking a walk.

Here are the young ladies. If you want, I can call some more.

- Yes, please. - Shall they dance something?

Where are you going?

Come.

- Where are you going? - Come, come.

Mr. Gold is back!

Shut up, don't tell anything to anyone.

Mr. Gold is back!

Welcome back, Mr. Gold!

Good evening, captain! I was coming to see you.

- Let's sail away! - And where are we going?

- Where? Wherever you want. - Alright.

- But it's you! - Yes. It's me.

If I may say, your aunt and your guests are still ashore.

Yes, yes. Let them stay there!

- Let them stay there. - Alright.

Oh, but why...

I'm beginning to think it's worth something.

They had given me a cigar box.

A big one, like this! They took it away.

It all ended too soon.

Where are you going? Come here, come here!

Come here! I'll entertain you!

Please go on all night long!

THE END