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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:20,188 ** 2 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:29,497 * What is that sound 3 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:32,766 * Where is it coming from 4 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:36,104 * All around 5 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:39,373 * What are you running from 6 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:42,476 * Something you don't understand * 7 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:45,413 * Something you cannot command * 8 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:48,782 * That's how I know 9 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:52,120 * That she's got a new spell 10 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:54,755 * Yeah, that's how I know 11 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:58,459 * That she's got a new spell 12 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:01,662 * What's going down 13 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:04,832 * Who's moved this rope from around me * 14 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:07,168 * Where has it gone 15 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:11,239 * I fear this night will drown me * 16 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:15,276 * So I lie awake all night 17 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:21,149 * 'Cause I can't sleep with something I can't fight * 18 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:23,617 * And she's got a new spell 19 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:27,355 * Yeah, that's how I know 20 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:30,424 * That she's got a new spell 21 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:39,867 * The laws of gravity are very, very strict * 22 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:45,773 * And you're just bending them for your own benefit ** 23 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:11,199 Looks like a disgusting animal. Ah. 24 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:15,269 Look, there's the nose and those two round things are the ears. 25 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,271 You guys ! And that's the hair. 26 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:21,609 Yeah. Let me-- Oh, God, that's a big condom. 27 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,611 He has a big penis. 28 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,180 Ah ! 29 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:29,217 She's getting ready to strip. 30 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,885 Mmm. Where's his head ? I don't know. 31 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:33,921 Here's something. Eeew ! 32 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:36,957 Eeew ! 33 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:40,428 What kind of underwear is that ? I think it's sick. 34 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:45,433 Ugh. He's grabbing her boobs. That's disgusting. 35 00:02:49,237 --> 00:02:51,205 Sorry. Hi. 36 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:54,408 Hi. I ordered for you. Oh, great. 37 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:56,677 How you doin' ? You want some coffee ? 38 00:02:56,710 --> 00:03:00,514 Yes. Please. Excuse me. I had wanted some coffee. 39 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:02,483 Sure thing. 40 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:06,420 Something's wrong with Big Jeans. 41 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:09,990 She looks waxy and snotty, and she threw up and wouldn't eat. 42 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:14,795 Oh, but that's a cat, you know. Cats throw up hair balls all the time. 43 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:17,631 I know, but I made an appointment at the vet's this morning anyway. 44 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:21,602 So will you come ? Oh, God. I can't. I've got that client at 9:00. 45 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:24,438 That's okay. I'll split it with you. 46 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:26,440 Good. No home fries today ? 47 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:28,642 - No, thanks. - You sure ? 48 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:31,379 Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. 49 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:33,747 All right. 50 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:36,950 Don't even smile at him. It gives him hope. Sorry. 51 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:39,653 But he's not that bad today. Oh. 52 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:42,823 She's a fat thing, isn't she ? 53 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:47,395 She should be put on a diet. It's unhealthy for a cat to be that fat. 54 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:50,931 I know, but, you know. Life is short. She likes to eat. 55 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,735 I'm gonna take some blood. 56 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,037 Then we'll know more. 57 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,973 We'll get the results in a couple of days. Could you hold her, please ? 58 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:02,843 Okay. Look at me, kitty. 59 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:05,779 You look at me. You little cat. 60 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:09,850 She's always tellin' me I smell bad. 61 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:14,288 Ten seconds after I take a shower, she tells me I stink ! 62 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:16,857 I can't help it if I stink even when I'm clean. 63 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:19,593 It just proves it's not my fault. 64 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:22,496 Why do you think she's always hurting your feelings ? 65 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:25,399 I don't know. I don't think she likes me. 66 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:27,535 She's your wife. Let's assume she likes you. 67 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:30,504 But a lot of husbands and wives don't like each other. That's true. 68 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:37,378 I got this little voice tellin' me she's mad at me, but I don't know why. 69 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:39,413 A little voice ? 70 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:43,984 What little voice ? The voice of the devil. I see him too. 71 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:49,790 What-- What-- What does the devil look like ? 72 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:52,092 Like in the cartoons. 73 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:55,596 Little and red and mean. 74 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:59,967 You know what ? I'm really proud of myself. 75 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,103 You know why ? I never let myself be alone. 76 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,773 I always think I need to be with somebody, but I don't. 77 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:09,577 I mean, right after Carrie I immediately met Debbie; right after Debbie I was with you. 78 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:12,946 And then I had that demented relationship with that girl in my group. 79 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:16,684 It's not funny. 80 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:19,987 I been talking on the phone lately with this woman I met in California. 81 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:22,423 She's a bellhop. 82 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:24,892 I know. She likes me. 83 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:27,495 I mean, I can tell she really likes me. 84 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:30,798 But, uh, I just want to be her friend. 85 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:34,067 That's it, you know ? I'm not gonna let it evolve into anything more. 86 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:37,070 It's not what I need right now. 87 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:40,641 Good. I think, you know, it'll be really good for you to be by yourself for a while. 88 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,078 I have to hurry. I have my Alzheimer's meeting in a half an hour. 89 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:47,548 All right. So, um, what are you gonna do tonight ? 90 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:50,484 I rented some videos. Probably just gonna watch them. 91 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:54,655 You ? Nothing. Probably rent also. 92 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,759 "Big-breasted Babes" ? 93 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,728 Ha-ha. Very funny. 94 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:07,067 I don't have any cash. I need-- Can I have some money ? Oh, my God, Andrew. 95 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,969 Thank you. 96 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:13,841 Oh, honey. This is so ugly. 97 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:17,077 Isn't it ? Yes. This is your most gross yet ! 98 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,079 Jesus. You designed this ? 99 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:21,815 This lived in your mind. Shoot me. 100 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:26,153 God, I love this one. 101 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:29,823 Oh. Um, um, Rick called. Rick ? 102 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:32,993 Said you never called him back. Yeah, I know. I just-- 103 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:37,030 What ? Ah, I don't really like hangin' out with that guy anymore. 104 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:40,601 I mean, he still does bong hits in the bathroom. 105 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:44,037 Yeah, but, honey, don't you think you should at least try to keep up your friendships ? 106 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,507 I mean, you know, you might get sick of me one day, 107 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:50,043 and you're gonna have no friends left. That will never happen. 108 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:53,781 How about this one, Amelia ? 109 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:57,818 Bugs that latch onto people's flesh and make their insides explode. 110 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,887 Sure. You don't like those kind of movies ? 111 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,122 I love 'em if they're well done. 112 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:07,060 How's your job goin' ? Good. 113 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:10,197 Good. I'm doing, uh, most of the editing now. 114 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:12,866 And I hired a couple of new people. 115 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,768 You're a writer, right ? Yeah, yeah. 116 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:17,204 How's it goin' for you ? Badly. 117 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:20,941 I'm startin' to think I should learn how to operate a forklift or something. 118 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:26,246 Here, I'll rent this. It's a great choice. 119 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,816 Let's see here. 120 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:33,053 555-6972. 121 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:37,858 Good memory. Yeah. What do you say we go out sometime ? 122 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,893 Maybe see a movie. 123 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:45,966 Um. I'm so busy. Um. You know. 124 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:48,168 All right. 125 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:50,604 All right. I hear ya. 126 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:54,207 Uh, take care. Okay, I'll see you. 127 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,209 Shit. 128 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:07,688 Here. Whoa. 129 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:10,991 I got it. Here. 130 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,861 How... seductive. 131 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,073 Oh, my God. 132 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:32,212 I, uh-- Will you marry me ? 133 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:37,050 Jesus Christ ! I don't believe-- 134 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,853 I don't believe it. I, um-- I designed it. 135 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:42,623 And th-then they made it for me at work. 136 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:45,826 The-- Um. You can have the stone reset, though. R-Really ? 137 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:49,329 Yeah. 138 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:54,134 Oh, God. It's so beautiful. It's beautiful. It's so beautiful. 139 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:58,271 Y-You haven't answered me. Oh, God ! God ! 140 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:01,875 I would love to be your wife. 141 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:11,251 Oh, my God. How am I gonna tell Amelia ? 142 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:17,190 Well, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, 143 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,627 and I've decided... 144 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:22,963 that I think I want to, um, end therapy. 145 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:27,067 Why ? 146 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,336 Tell me. Well, I-- I don't know. 147 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:31,605 I just feel like it's time. You know, I-- 148 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:35,242 I feel like I want to go at it alone for a while. 149 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,377 I mean, here I am, completely single, 150 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:40,347 and I'm not so depressed about it. 151 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,350 And it's hard with Laura being so grotesquely in love, 152 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:46,687 but I'm still okay. 153 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,691 And it's been forever since I've been obsessed with anyone. 154 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:53,393 So I think I'm doin' a lot better in that area. 155 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,963 How are things with Andrew ? 156 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:59,867 Great. I mean I-- I never thought that we could be friends. 157 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,602 And now I'm totally over him. 158 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,907 Mmm. 159 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:10,177 Well, why don't we pick a time to stop, and then work towards that ? 160 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,279 Okay. 161 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:15,749 I was thinking a month. One more month ? 162 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:18,285 Okay. 163 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:21,889 Hey, the video store guy asked me out again. He did ? 164 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:25,425 I said no. He's really ugly. 165 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,729 Oh, Freddie de Salvo and Andy Frumpkin were ugly, and that didn't stop ya. 166 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:32,365 Hey. I was 13. I was ugly. Honey, you were never ugly. You were hairy. 167 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,137 Oh, I think you should do it. Maybe he's nice. 168 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,840 Maybe he isn't, but at least if he's ugly you'll have the upper hand. 169 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,409 I mean there's no risk. That's sick. 170 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,378 You guys pity me. Nah. 171 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:50,250 Oh, my God, what's that ? It's so fake looking ! 172 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:53,220 It looks like a Barbie ring, Frank. 173 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:59,292 It's-- It's, uh-- It's not fake. Frank gave it to me. 174 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:03,163 Oh, I know. I mean, it's one of your jokes, right ? From work. Uh-uh. 175 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,966 We're engaged. Yeah. 176 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,201 We're gonna get married. 177 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:13,340 Whoa. Ha ! You're engaged ? 178 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,176 Wow ! That is-- That's unbelievable ! 179 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:19,212 That's great news. 180 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,949 Oh, I'm sorry, Frank. I thought that i-it was one of your jokes from work. 181 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,184 No ! No, it's, uh, okay. 182 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:27,220 Hey. We could have it at the lake house. I mean, I'll ask my mom. 183 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:31,191 But wouldn't that be great ? That would be perfect. 184 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:34,828 I think this would be a really bad time to stop. 185 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:38,966 Well, Amelia, I'm sorry to say this, but I-- I think it's too late. I-- 186 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,803 I've already filled your slot. 187 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:46,506 You filled my slot ? Yes. 188 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,475 And-- 189 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:54,214 I think you wanting to go it alone was a positive step. 190 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:55,983 Shall we stick to that ? 191 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:05,092 Hi. Hi. How're you doin' ? 192 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,127 I'm doin' all right. How are you doin' ? 193 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:11,431 What are you up to ? Not much. 194 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:15,435 Well, I get off in a little while. Can I talk you into Freak Show Seven ? 195 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,470 There's a late show. 196 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:39,960 You know, we could've left the movie if it was makin' you sick. 197 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,495 I couldn't stop watching it. It was so gross. 198 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,232 Yeah, it was a good one. 199 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,467 Look at this. 200 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:51,538 I once-- I once put makeup like this on my little brother. 201 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,974 Made it look like his cheeks were falling off, 202 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,476 and he was scared shitless. 203 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:59,880 He was just in the bathroom, like, crying, looking into-- in the mirror, 204 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:02,149 begging me to take it off. 205 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,318 That was pretty funny. That's fucked up. 206 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:08,121 You think ? I was young. 207 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,926 How's your stomach ? 208 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,897 Not great. Mmm. Maybe this'll help. 209 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:27,841 It probably would if I could stop thinking about that talking forehead. 210 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,944 Oh, man. I hear you. 211 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,150 My best friend's getting married. 212 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,452 It's probably what's making me sick. 213 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,456 Mmm. 214 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,329 Mmm. How's that ? 215 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,933 Good. 216 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,268 Better. 217 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,270 Thanks. 218 00:13:57,304 --> 00:14:02,175 Good. I actually feel inspired to do some writing. 219 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:06,213 Oh ! I-- If I feel it-- If I feel inspired, 220 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,116 I should try to do some work. Okay. 221 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,884 It's kinda late anyway. Yeah. 222 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,322 All right. Well, thanks. Yeah. Uh-- 223 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,290 It was fun. 224 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,427 Yeah, it was. I'll call you. 225 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:24,932 Okay. All right. Bye. 226 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,900 Good night. 227 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,405 Hi. It's me. 228 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,607 Anyone ? Anyone ? 229 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:37,510 Anyone ? Are you guys there ? 230 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,147 What, are you screening ? 231 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:44,084 Pick up. 232 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:49,489 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 233 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:52,159 This sponge that I'm washing dishes with is unbelievable. 234 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:55,528 It-- Oh, my God. It smells like a hot dog. 235 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,966 It's disgusting. 236 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:02,669 And I can't stop smelling it. 237 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,505 Are you gonna pick up ? 238 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,975 Okay. All right, then. 239 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,943 Okay. Bye-bye. 240 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:15,615 Don't you have work ? Not today. I'm going to a meeting. 241 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,618 Which ? Overeaters ? Alzheimer's. 242 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,653 Oh. How is your dad ? 243 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,992 Not so good. 244 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:29,462 You know, you go to your Coping With Alzheimer's meetings more than you see your dad. 245 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:33,133 I'm gonna see him next week. Maybe you'd like to come with me ? 246 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,236 Queens ? Yeah. 247 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:40,173 I've been talking to that woman in California... 248 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,175 on the phone a lot lately. 249 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,978 You know, the one I told you about ? 250 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:48,281 Yeah. So ? 251 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:51,218 We, uh, talk on the phone... 252 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:55,655 for long... long... 253 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,458 long... long... 254 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,460 periods of time. 255 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,562 Oh, God. Ohh. And-- 256 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,498 Don't tell me this. She talks and you jerk off. 257 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:08,268 And the other way around. You should hear the noise she makes. 258 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,104 I don't wanna hear this. 259 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:14,674 Classifieds. I don't know. Could you hold, please ? 260 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,545 We never did that. We didn't have to. 261 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:22,349 We lived in the same city. I thought you said you weren't gonna get involved with anyone. 262 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:26,119 I'm not involved. We talk on the phone. That's it. 263 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,555 I live in New York. She lives in California. 264 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:31,124 What's her name ? Virginia. 265 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,126 I'm probably never gonna call her again anyway. 266 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,428 So it's sort of a moot point. Oh, that's nice. 267 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,564 You've had phone sex with this girl, and you're never gonna call her again. 268 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,367 You're an asshole. 269 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,369 Don't call me an asshole. 270 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:46,273 Well, does she know how you feel ? What ? 271 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,508 That that's it. 272 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,678 Oh. I don't know. 273 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:57,417 I've been thinking about my son a lot lately. 274 00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,153 I didn't know you had a son. Yes, you did. 275 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,789 Remember you suggested I send him a card a couple of months ago ? 276 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:05,725 Oh. Right. God. Well, so... 277 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:09,562 I called him, and I headed out there. 278 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:13,333 But as soon as I sat down on the bus, I knew it would be a mistake. 279 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:17,804 You know how I knew ? Because right there, on that shiny pole that you hang onto, 280 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:22,542 was a little red devil, smiling right at me and laughin' at me. 281 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:26,613 The devil. And-- And that would be the same devil you mentioned before ? 282 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,582 Then I looked out, and he was on the tip of my shoe. 283 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:34,454 She was coming on to me so strong. 284 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:37,557 And I didn't really feel anything. 285 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:41,494 But then she-- She started to touch me. 286 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:45,598 I felt aroused. Still, I-I didn't want it to go any further. 287 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,568 I mean, she thought I did, because-- Well, I mean, she could see. 288 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:51,404 It was so fucked up. 289 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:54,774 I never should have called her, but I feel weird not wanting to go out with some girl. 290 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,677 You know, I feel like there's something wrong with me if I don't want any sex. 291 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,114 You know what I'm saying ? 292 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,884 Y-You know what I'm sayin' ? 293 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:10,157 I'm a bad therapist. Do you hear me ? I am a bad therapist. 294 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,759 Who am I gonna bring to your wedding ? I am making these people worse. 295 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:16,196 Everyone in your family's gonna wonder... 296 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:19,532 why I don't have a boyfriend; your brother thinks I'm a lesbian. 297 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,868 You slept with my brother. How could he think you're a lesbian ? 298 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,771 Come on. Do you really care what my brother thinks ? Do you ? 299 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,773 Hmm. No. 300 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,741 I have a crush on one of my patients. 301 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,778 What ? What do you mean ? 302 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:35,415 I mean-- This is not funny. 303 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,718 I mean a crush, like I want to fuck one of them. 304 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:42,755 Oh, my God. You mean my shrink could want to fuck me ? 305 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,592 Hello, this isn't about you. This is about me. You're right. 306 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,561 We did some tests, and the news is not good. 307 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,598 Big Jeans has cancer. 308 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:55,735 It looks like it started in the lungs and, uh, spread to the brain. 309 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,372 Now, some people may not opt for this, 310 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:02,675 but you could do a series of chemotherapy and radiation treatments. 311 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:06,746 It's very expensive. It may work. It may not work. 312 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,451 She's 14. 313 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,655 She's not young. 314 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,791 She's had a-- a happy life. 315 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:24,297 Maybe the best thing would be to put her down. 316 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:28,167 Okay. No, I mean down. I mean-- 317 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,804 I-I mean put her to sleep. 318 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,678 I-- I can't do that. 319 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,747 I mean, maybe the treatments will work. 320 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,283 It's gonna be expensive, Amelia. 321 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:48,321 You're cold. I am-- All right, I'll split it with you. 322 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,323 Okay ? 323 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:58,231 That looks familiar. Well, she's lending it to me. 324 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,467 - She's got a date. - A date ? 325 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,370 It's not a date. 326 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,572 It's the ugly guy. 327 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:09,542 Well, if it's the ugly guy, then why are you wearin' the sexy top ? 328 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,544 That is such a good point. Fuck you both. 329 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:16,283 Okay, I have no clothes, and he's taking me to some weirdo convention. 330 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,718 Lookit, honey. See the pigs ? Mm-hmm. 331 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,454 - I designed them for you. - I'm touched. Listen, Frank. 332 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,490 Did you call the guys that you said you were gonna invite ? 333 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,726 No. Why not ? 334 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,429 What do you mean, why not ? I mean, why not ? Why didn't you do it ? 335 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:32,465 'Cause I didn't. I'll do it. Shut up about it. 336 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:35,435 I'm not gonna shut up about it. Look at all-- You guys fight ? Cool. 337 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,737 Shut up. Shut up. 338 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:41,608 Oh, my God. That's the monster from Basket Case. 339 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,844 It's incredible. I-I got a book at home, tells how that was made. 340 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:49,716 It's-- Mmm. 341 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,953 You're being a very good sport. Thanks. 342 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:57,790 So what's your, um, screenplay about ? 343 00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:01,428 It's based on the life of Colette. 344 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,763 Wow. Are you kidding ? 345 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,732 No. Why ? 346 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,902 Nothing. I just-- You know. 347 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:14,774 I thought you'd be writing about people stabbing each other or something. Right ? 348 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,976 These people make great stuff. 349 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:20,012 This is-- I mean, you got to, you know, sort of have a-- 350 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,014 a certain frame of mind to appreciate it, 351 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:25,818 but I think that, you know, doctors who operate on the human body, 352 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,020 they think it's beautiful, and it's-- 353 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:31,057 It's the same with, you know, people who make this stuff. 354 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,626 It's-- I-- I think there's something... 355 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:37,930 really poetic about it all; it's art. 356 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,600 Something even, you know, erotic about it. 357 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:44,537 Hey, how you doin' ? She's cute. 358 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,639 What's up, fellas ? Hi. 359 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:50,810 * I heard what you said 360 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:54,113 * Your words will live forever in my head * 361 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:03,890 Do you have a cat ? Yeah. Are you allergic ? 362 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:07,594 Yeah, extremely. She's over there. 363 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:12,465 Oh. She doesn't look too good. 364 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:15,935 She, um-- She had her first chemotherapy appointment today. 365 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:20,507 She's, uh-- She has cancer. 366 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:24,811 Really ? Is that-- Uh, do cats get cancer ? 367 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:28,548 I'm sorry. I know that's not funny. It just-- 368 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:33,052 No. I'm-- 369 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:38,858 No. Go ahead. Laugh. She's... dying, that's all. 370 00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:44,831 Oh, I'm sorry. I'll stop. 371 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:48,868 My old girlfriend had three cats, and I was really nice to all of them. 372 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:53,740 How long were you with your old girlfriend ? 373 00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:55,708 Three years. 374 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,948 Lived together for two of them. 375 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,419 You ever live with anyone ? 376 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:13,092 No. I-- Which, I-- I guess is a good thing, 377 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:16,062 'cause then I never had to move out from anyone. 378 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:18,431 Or vice versa. 379 00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:26,072 What are you looking at ? 380 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:28,841 You're really pretty. 381 00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:33,079 Thanks. 382 00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:35,715 I-- I mean you look like-- 383 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,451 like you really need to hear it. 384 00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:43,790 Gee. I know. That's okay. 385 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:47,026 That's not a bad thing to want. 386 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,202 Um, Bill. 387 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,572 I'm not-- I'm not sure if I-- 388 00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:48,721 Hi, it's me. I guess you're still out with-- 389 00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:52,959 What is his name, anyway ? You always just call him the ugly guy. 390 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,961 God, I can't believe you're still out with him. 391 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,096 Does this mean he'll give you free video rentals ? 392 00:24:57,129 --> 00:24:59,265 Call me. Bye. 393 00:25:21,754 --> 00:25:24,223 What about flippin' in the old diaphragm, huh ? 394 00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:26,192 Okay. 395 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:31,263 What ? What is that ? 396 00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:34,233 I-- I don't know. You've never seen it before ? 397 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:37,303 Nope. Uh-uh. Never ? God, you should see a doctor. 398 00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:39,806 Yeah, I will. You will ? It looks weird. 399 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:43,175 Yeah, I know. Good. 400 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:47,179 Wanna play a round ? Yeah. I just said I did. 401 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:51,684 Aw. I'm gonna whup your ass. I'm gonna whup your ass ! 402 00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:54,621 You're down a hundred points. I'm not down a hundred points. You lie. 403 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:01,694 I'm not kidding you. I didn't-- I didn't care at all about his looks. 404 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,996 I mean, I totally forgot them. 405 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,998 He has beautiful skin. 406 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:09,235 I don't know. He kissed great. 407 00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:12,238 Mmm. What do you think ? I think that one is you. 408 00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:15,875 - This is so hot. - It's you. Let's get if off immediately. 409 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,844 That saleswoman, she really got my taste. 410 00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:20,012 Oh, before I forget-- Yes ? 411 00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:23,850 I got your shirt I borrowed. Oh, cool. 412 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:26,686 Thank you very much. It worked. Did you wash that ? 413 00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:29,689 Um, yeah. But I didn't-- I didn't really get to iron it though. 414 00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:31,691 Amelia, it's supposed to be dry-cleaned. 415 00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:34,226 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I wreck it ? 416 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:38,164 No. I mean, yeah. But don't worry about it. 417 00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:41,968 Okay. Come on. Tell me. What was it like in the morning ? 418 00:26:42,001 --> 00:26:46,338 Well, you know, uh, we didn't really have a morning. 419 00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:49,709 I mean, he's a writer, and, uh, he's really dedicated. 420 00:26:49,742 --> 00:26:54,346 I think-- I think he wanted to work. So it ended sort of abruptly. 421 00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,983 That doesn't necessarily mean anything. 422 00:26:57,016 --> 00:27:00,887 Really ? I feel terrible. 423 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,223 No. I'm t-totally serious. Come on. He had a nice body ? 424 00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:07,894 You know that first stage of having sex with someone... 425 00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:11,864 when they could just touch you and you-- 426 00:27:11,898 --> 00:27:14,233 Okay. I don't need to hear any more. 427 00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:17,069 Why, honey ? Is there a problem ? 428 00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:19,706 Not at all. It's just, uh, you know, it's not like the first time or anything. 429 00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:22,074 It's a little routine. 430 00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:25,377 All right, what do you think ? Um-- 431 00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:28,280 - I think that one's fine. - Fine ? Why would I want to look fine ? 432 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:31,718 I don't want to look fine. I'm sorry. You're right. 433 00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:35,722 I'm farting. 434 00:27:35,755 --> 00:27:38,057 I thought so. Yeah. 435 00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:41,761 What are you reading ? 436 00:27:41,794 --> 00:27:44,997 Obsessive-compulsive Behavior... 437 00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:49,101 in Children Who Are Sexually Molested. 438 00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:53,940 Ooh. Sorry. You come here all the time. Yeah. 439 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:56,976 I'm Peter. I'm Laura. 440 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:59,879 Nice to finally meet you, Laura. 441 00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:04,751 - You too. - So, um, are you, uh, an actress ? 442 00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:08,054 Not even close. Why ? Oh. I-- I'm an actor. 443 00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:11,323 Oh. And I guess everybody I know is either an actor or a model. So. 444 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:15,061 I'm actually a therapist. Well, I'm actually studying to be a therapist. 445 00:28:15,094 --> 00:28:19,231 I'm almost finished school. Well, my actor-model friends all go see therapists, so-- 446 00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:22,068 Is that right ? Yeah. 447 00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:26,005 You bite your nails. That's sort of charming. 448 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:30,342 Yeah, and-- and my toenails. But I guess that would be considered less charming. 449 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:33,913 Yeah. Okay, I have to go. 450 00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:36,816 Can I have my check, please ? Oh, yeah. 451 00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:39,218 I'm not usually this obnoxious. 452 00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:41,053 But I-- I'm in this play for a couple of weekends, 453 00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:43,055 and maybe you could check it out. 454 00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:45,057 Good. Cool. 455 00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:47,426 Bye. See ya. Okay. 456 00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:03,910 Look at his legs. Look how they walk. 457 00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:06,112 There's somethin' wrong with you. 458 00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:08,347 Will you just peek in and give me some kind of, you know, description ? 459 00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:11,117 Like, just tell me what it looks like he's feeling ? 460 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:14,253 What are you feeling ? 461 00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:16,322 I feel like an idiot. Mmm. That's very interesting. 462 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:18,925 Why hasn't he called me, Andrew ? I mean, Jesus, look at him. 463 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:21,193 I thought for once I could relax. 464 00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:26,032 I couldn't see his face. You didn't try. 465 00:29:26,065 --> 00:29:28,234 I did. I tried. I looked. Oh, my God. 466 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,002 What ? Where you goin' ? 467 00:29:32,972 --> 00:29:34,941 Oh, my God. Okay, let's go in the coffee shop. 468 00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:37,176 No, I don't wanna. Please, Andrew. Please ! 469 00:29:37,209 --> 00:29:39,846 No. I just want him to see me with you. Please ? 470 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:42,949 If you wanna talk to him, go talk to him. I'm not gonna play into this. 471 00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:44,951 He's an asshole. He should have called you. 472 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:48,120 I'm goin' home. Why are you going home ? 473 00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:51,457 I'm expecting a phone call. From who ? 474 00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:53,960 Virginia ? I thought you said you weren't gonna talk to her again. 475 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:56,829 Yeah, I know, but I-- Anyways, I want to watch these videos. 476 00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:59,365 You should rent them from him ! Yeah, so. 477 00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:01,834 More porno ? 478 00:30:01,868 --> 00:30:04,837 You know, it's an addiction, okay ? 479 00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:07,439 Do you understand the word "addiction" ? I don't feel good about it, and you-- 480 00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:10,476 Andrew. I don't think it's hurting anyone. Okay ? You don't ? 481 00:30:10,509 --> 00:30:13,946 No. I mean, I know that, but... 482 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,315 it's nice of you to say it. 483 00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:21,520 You're sweet. In fact, you're too sweet for him. Let's go. 484 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:23,622 Okay, but since you have your arm around me, I don't see why... 485 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,624 we just can't walk in for one second. Forget it. Forget it. 486 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:30,262 Andrew, wait. No. I put my arm around you because I felt like it ! 487 00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:34,166 Not to make some-- some putz who doesn't even have the nerve to call you jealous ! 488 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,135 Good-bye. 489 00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:44,576 Come on. 490 00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:52,051 - Hi. How we doin' ? - Good. 491 00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:54,921 Um, Ellen, I'm gonna have the, uh, Caesar salad, and-- 492 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:59,125 Laura, what are you gonna have ? I'll just have a slice of lemon for my soda. Thanks. 493 00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:01,327 Sure. Why do you have to do that all the time ? 494 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,997 It's like you're-- It's like you're somebody out of a TV show or something. 495 00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:09,201 What ? Be so chummy with the waitress. 496 00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:12,471 I don't know. It's gross. I wasn't so chummy with the waitress. 497 00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:15,474 I called her by her name. I call you by your name. Do you think that's gross ? 498 00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:19,278 It's not the same thing. You want everybody to like you. 499 00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:22,248 You think I give a shit if Ellen likes me ? 500 00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:25,351 Yeah, I do. Why do you have to be so controlling ? 501 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,486 I mean, are you trying to control the way I talk now ? 502 00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:31,157 You think I'm controlling ? 503 00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:46,538 God, I hate fighting. 504 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:48,540 We weren't really fighting. 505 00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:53,545 Okay, but I hate whatever it was we were doing. 506 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:03,555 Listen to what I'm listening to. 507 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:05,324 Music to slit your wrists by. 508 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:11,964 He still hasn't called me. 509 00:32:11,998 --> 00:32:16,102 You think I intimidated him or something ? 510 00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:18,037 Think he's too insecure to call ? 511 00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:24,110 * Why do I still think of you * Okay. Bye. 512 00:32:26,645 --> 00:32:28,614 Mmm. Hon. 513 00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:31,550 Mm-hmm. I thought you were gonna, uh, 514 00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:34,520 do some of your jewelry designs when we got home. 515 00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:37,456 I was, but I'd rather do this. 516 00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:41,760 Uh-- Do you think maybe we could change the order of things once in a while ? 517 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:45,397 I mean, it's just like, you know, every time we have sex, we kiss. 518 00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:50,236 A-And then you touch my tits and then you-- you kiss them. 519 00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:54,573 And-- And then I touch your dick and then you touch me. 520 00:32:54,606 --> 00:32:57,676 And, um, you know, 521 00:32:57,709 --> 00:33:00,546 either one of us goes down on the other one. 522 00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:03,615 And then we fuck. You know, it's not-- I-It's not like I don't like it or something. 523 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:07,219 It's just-- You know. Gets a little predictable. 524 00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:11,257 You know ? D-Do you know what I mean ? 525 00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:13,725 You never used to screen your calls. 526 00:33:13,759 --> 00:33:15,727 You were probably having routine sex. 527 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:24,470 Well, I didn't mean for us to go to sleep. 528 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,438 Good night. 529 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,742 * How do you know 530 00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:34,580 * What I feel * 531 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:39,818 Hel-- Hello ? 532 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:43,689 Yes. Do you-- Do you carry all of Stanley Kubrick's films ? 533 00:33:45,157 --> 00:33:48,760 You do. And, uh, what time do you close, please ? 534 00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:51,763 Thank you. 535 00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:03,209 - Who's this ? - Ah, it's just my parents 92 years ago. 536 00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:11,083 I wonder if I'll ever know what it's like to not break up with someone. 537 00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:16,822 Who's this ? 538 00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:19,425 Hello ? 539 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:22,628 Hi ! How are you ? 540 00:34:22,661 --> 00:34:25,631 It's long distance. Oh. 541 00:34:25,664 --> 00:34:27,599 Uh-- 542 00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:32,104 Nothin'. Just sittin' here. 543 00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:34,406 You ? 544 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,409 Yeah. 545 00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:40,146 Look, I-- I've got a friend over right now, so I can't-- 546 00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:44,216 Hello ? Hello ? 547 00:34:46,485 --> 00:34:48,220 That's weird. 548 00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:52,224 Was that her ? Yeah. 549 00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:53,792 Was she-- 550 00:34:55,294 --> 00:34:57,629 Then ? Was she-- 551 00:34:57,663 --> 00:34:59,631 No, she wasn't. 552 00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:02,168 Thank God. 553 00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:07,339 Andrew ? 554 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,342 Can I ask you something ? 555 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,412 Mm-hmm. 556 00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:16,448 Okay. I know... 557 00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:19,218 you and I never really talked about it-- I mean, not really. 558 00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:23,355 But... what went wrong with us ? 559 00:35:23,389 --> 00:35:26,858 I mean, did I do something horrendous to, like, turn you off ? 560 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:31,830 No. I-- 561 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,903 Why are you doing this ? Is this because of the video store guy ? 562 00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:40,839 Come on. I can take it. What was it ? 563 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:44,176 Amelia, this is not what you need right now. 564 00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:46,378 How do you know what I need right now ? 565 00:35:46,412 --> 00:35:50,316 Because I'm your friend, that's how. Then answer me. 566 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:54,720 Y-- You made me too important. 567 00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:58,624 But you were important to me. I mean-- 568 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:02,261 But too important, you know ? Like-- 569 00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:04,830 Like I was everything. 570 00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:07,333 You weren't everything, Andrew. 571 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:11,837 I know. But you had this way of making me feel like that. 572 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:18,610 Great. 573 00:36:20,446 --> 00:36:23,849 That's great. 574 00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:25,884 You know, I'm gonna leave, 'cause I don't even-- 575 00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:28,354 I don't even know-- I don't even know how to do this ! 576 00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:30,689 So I'm gonna go, okay ? Bye. Amelia, wait. 577 00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:34,360 No. It's not like that. Just-- 578 00:36:34,393 --> 00:36:37,229 Would you wait ? Now you can call back Virginia. 579 00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:43,469 ** 580 00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:50,309 * Saved by 581 00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:52,878 * The interstate 582 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:58,417 * New York 583 00:36:58,450 --> 00:37:03,689 * Is 3,000 miles away 584 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:08,494 * And I'm not looking forward to following through * 585 00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:13,532 * But it's better than always running back into you * 586 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:18,537 * I've closed my eyes and my bank account * 587 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:23,309 Bill ! Bill, wait. 588 00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:25,911 * Take off * 589 00:37:32,017 --> 00:37:33,752 I don't believe this. 590 00:37:36,422 --> 00:37:38,590 Well, I mean, what's wrong with having an expectation ? 591 00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:40,959 I fucked the guy ! He should call me. 592 00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,961 Right ? There's nothing wrong with that rule. 593 00:37:42,994 --> 00:37:45,997 And now I can't even rent any fucking videotapes, 594 00:37:46,031 --> 00:37:48,434 which is all I liked to do in the first place. 595 00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:51,803 And Laura and Frank make me sick ! It's like they're glued to each other ! 596 00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:55,474 I mean, they eat the same things. Then they'll go on diets together. 597 00:37:55,507 --> 00:37:58,544 I mean, I think they're beginning to look alike. Like-- Like people and their dogs. 598 00:37:58,577 --> 00:38:03,549 And I have only one fucking session left with you ! 599 00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:05,751 Amelia, you seem angry at me. 600 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:08,687 Look. If you and I went out, 601 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:12,324 we had a nice time, we made love for hours, 602 00:38:12,358 --> 00:38:14,893 and then you didn't call me, it would be strange, right ? 603 00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:19,064 Interesting example you used. You and I. 604 00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:21,066 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 605 00:38:21,099 --> 00:38:24,770 Anyway, you've been married since you were like... 19. 606 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:28,006 You have no idea what it's like out there. 607 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:31,743 Amelia. I hate to say this. 608 00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:34,846 But I think you're in some sort of denial. 609 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:39,017 The kindest thing you could do is to put this guy to sleep. 610 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:41,953 What are you resisting ? "What am I resisting." 611 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:45,924 I guess I'm resisting the execution of our cat. Is that so weird ? 612 00:38:45,957 --> 00:38:48,594 And listen, don't talk to me like I'm one of your patients. I'm your best friend. 613 00:38:48,627 --> 00:38:51,563 That's your best friend ? 614 00:38:51,597 --> 00:38:54,633 Shit, I forgot to make my hair appointment. What, for your wedding ? 615 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:57,769 I'm gonna do your hair. No, I want someone sort of special to do it. 616 00:38:57,803 --> 00:39:00,872 I mean-- I'm sorry. I want somebody, you know, to do something with this hair. 617 00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:03,909 You know how much I hate it. 618 00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:05,911 So listen, are we still planning to go to Pennsylvania this weekend ? 619 00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:07,979 I think you guys should come up, you know, 620 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:11,383 at least once before the wedding, just to plan stuff. 621 00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:15,654 Yeah. Definitely. Okay. I'll talk to you later, then. 622 00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:26,898 Hi, Bill. Hi. How you doin' ? 623 00:39:28,734 --> 00:39:30,902 Um, fine. 624 00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:32,704 Um, I was wondering-- do you have... 625 00:39:32,738 --> 00:39:35,674 uh, Ja in stock ? 626 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:37,643 Yeah, I think so. 627 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:43,749 Haven't seen you around. Where you been ? You haven't rented lately. 628 00:39:47,619 --> 00:39:50,556 I've been... busy. 629 00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:53,459 Yeah, we have Jaws in stock. I'll go get it. 630 00:40:05,537 --> 00:40:08,574 Here you go. Uh, phone number ? 631 00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:14,546 555-6972. 632 00:40:18,484 --> 00:40:21,186 Mmm. Thanks. 633 00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:27,158 See ya. 634 00:40:28,627 --> 00:40:30,596 "Rented lately" ? 635 00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:35,200 Are you crazy ? I had sex with you two weeks ago, 636 00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:38,103 and now you're asking me why I haven't rented lately ? 637 00:40:38,136 --> 00:40:41,740 I don't know. I-- I-- I didn't know what to say. 638 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:44,476 How about-- How about, "Why haven't you called me ?" How about that ? 639 00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:49,848 I was busy, okay ? 640 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,785 Fine. 641 00:40:57,022 --> 00:40:59,658 - Amelia, wait. - Forget it. 642 00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:02,994 No, wait. We'll finish this. All right ? 'Cause it's not what you think. 643 00:41:03,028 --> 00:41:07,899 Oh, no, it's never what I think. I mean, that's what gets me into these messes. Okay, what ? 644 00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:12,003 What is it ? What is it ? I'm listening. What's the reason ? 645 00:41:12,037 --> 00:41:16,542 I know you-- I know you think I'm ugly. 646 00:41:16,575 --> 00:41:21,613 What ? I know you referred to me as "the ugly guy." 647 00:41:21,647 --> 00:41:23,915 And I don't-- I don't need friends who talk about me that way. 648 00:41:23,949 --> 00:41:26,652 Okay ? That's why I didn't call you. 649 00:41:26,685 --> 00:41:29,555 I never-- I don't know why you think that. You got a message... 650 00:41:29,588 --> 00:41:31,557 on your machine when you were in the bathroom. 651 00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:34,025 Some girl was talkin' about me. 652 00:41:34,059 --> 00:41:36,862 That's how I know. 653 00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:40,732 What message ? I don't know. I erased it. 654 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,936 Can I go now ? 655 00:41:46,905 --> 00:41:48,840 Do you forgive me ? 656 00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:02,788 Laura. Are you there ? It's me. Pick up. 657 00:42:02,821 --> 00:42:05,991 Look, I really need to talk to you. Did you leave a message on my machine... 658 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:08,694 about Bill being ugly ? 659 00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:11,697 Laura ! Shit. 660 00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:21,640 God, she could've given me a hug or something. 661 00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:24,910 What're you talking about ? She's not your girl. So ? 662 00:42:24,943 --> 00:42:28,814 She hurt me very, very bad. Badly. 663 00:42:28,847 --> 00:42:31,016 Whatever, man ! 664 00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:35,253 You're so insensitive. I'm sick of all your crap. 665 00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:38,724 You're no friend to me. You're an enemy. 666 00:42:38,757 --> 00:42:41,860 Leave ! Begone ! 667 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:44,796 This guy directing the play is such an idiot. 668 00:42:44,830 --> 00:42:47,766 He's a total putz. 669 00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:50,936 He's really just a spoiled actor who thinks he can direct. 670 00:42:50,969 --> 00:42:53,905 And someone gave him the money. I swear I don't know who. 671 00:42:53,939 --> 00:42:57,709 And voila ! He's directing a play. 672 00:42:57,743 --> 00:43:00,278 I said I'd do it, just 'cause I need to work. 673 00:43:00,311 --> 00:43:02,681 Right ? Right. 674 00:43:02,714 --> 00:43:06,051 But what I really want to do is write and direct my own stuff. 675 00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:08,053 I'm sorry. I'm boring you. No. No ! 676 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:11,022 I thought the play was good. This is interesting to me. 677 00:43:11,056 --> 00:43:14,960 I don't-- I don't normally hear this kind of stuff. 678 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:19,064 Where are you from ? New York. 679 00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:21,199 What do you do in your spare time ? 680 00:43:21,232 --> 00:43:23,935 I-- Stuff. 681 00:43:23,969 --> 00:43:26,972 You got brothers or sisters ? Why are you interviewing me ? 682 00:43:27,005 --> 00:43:29,207 'Cause I haven't shut up, and I feel bad. 683 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:32,277 Oh, no. Don't. Oh. 684 00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:35,046 You put clear nail polish on. That looks pretty. They-- Th-Thank you. 685 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,048 Peter. Unbelievable ! Hey ! 686 00:43:37,082 --> 00:43:40,051 You were so great ! Peter, I gotta go. Bye. 687 00:43:40,085 --> 00:43:43,221 - Stay ! You sure you can't stay ? - Thanks. No. Yeah. 688 00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:50,929 Hi, Frank. Hi. 689 00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:54,399 Is she here ? I-- I know you guys screen your calls, but I-- I thought I would try-- 690 00:43:54,432 --> 00:43:59,738 She's not here. I thought she was with you, and then-- I-- I heard your message. 691 00:44:02,273 --> 00:44:05,310 Okay. Well, will you tell her I came by ? Yeah, I-- 692 00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:07,813 Are you okay ? 693 00:44:07,846 --> 00:44:10,281 You-- Do you want to come in and-- and talk or something ? 694 00:44:12,918 --> 00:44:15,186 I don't want to bug you. You're not buggin' me. 695 00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:18,724 I-- I'm just tryin' to fold my laundry. Come on in. 696 00:44:21,459 --> 00:44:24,095 Wow. What are these ? 697 00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:26,064 Ah, just some stuff I've been workin' on. 698 00:44:27,899 --> 00:44:29,835 They're beautiful. 699 00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:35,741 Are you stoned ? Yeah. You want some ? 700 00:44:36,808 --> 00:44:38,744 Yeah. 701 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:43,114 Yeah. 702 00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:48,153 It's pretty strong. 703 00:44:53,959 --> 00:44:56,494 I know you think I'm some kind of hack or something. 704 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:59,364 No, I don't. I just-- I've never-- I've never seen your stuff before. 705 00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:02,233 I mean that-- that you liked. You know ? 706 00:45:02,267 --> 00:45:06,171 Yeah, well, I've been trying to work on it more lately. 707 00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:10,075 But, uh, I don't know what to do. I-- 708 00:45:10,108 --> 00:45:13,111 I just started getting back into it. 709 00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:16,915 And they offered me this new line at work, 710 00:45:16,948 --> 00:45:20,819 designing a series of... 711 00:45:20,852 --> 00:45:23,421 men's leisure rings. 712 00:45:23,454 --> 00:45:25,390 Yuck. 713 00:45:27,325 --> 00:45:30,061 What are those ? Exactly. 714 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,499 Oh, man. 715 00:45:37,869 --> 00:45:41,506 Now, that is just the... 716 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:45,110 teeniest, tiniest, 717 00:45:45,143 --> 00:45:48,213 most adorable thing I have ever seen. 718 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:54,920 She wears an eight. 719 00:46:01,259 --> 00:46:03,929 What are you doing ? What ? 720 00:46:03,962 --> 00:46:07,332 You smelled your armpit. It comforts me. 721 00:46:07,365 --> 00:46:09,500 What ? Try it. Hi. 722 00:46:09,534 --> 00:46:12,003 Stop ! Hi, Ma. Andrew. 723 00:46:12,037 --> 00:46:14,472 Darling, am I late ? Ma, this is Amelia. 724 00:46:14,505 --> 00:46:17,142 Oh, hi. Nice to meet you. Yes, hello, Amelia. 725 00:46:17,175 --> 00:46:19,310 How do I look, Andrew ? I-- I tried to pull myself together. 726 00:46:19,344 --> 00:46:21,847 You look good. I have an interview across town. 727 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,082 What interview ? I'm gonna take a job. 728 00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:26,484 Part-time, maybe, if I can get day care. 729 00:46:26,517 --> 00:46:29,120 Hey, Danny. Hi, Andrew ! 730 00:46:29,154 --> 00:46:31,990 Look who's here. Hey, pretty girl ! 731 00:46:32,023 --> 00:46:36,061 Have you missed your uncle ? Danny, this is Amelia. You don't know her. 732 00:46:36,094 --> 00:46:38,263 - I don't know her ? - No. 733 00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:40,999 You're gonna tell me I don't know this girl ? You know me. 734 00:46:41,032 --> 00:46:44,235 And, Danny, Andrew's gonna take you for that haircut we talked about. 735 00:46:44,269 --> 00:46:46,571 Okay. I'm ready. All right. 736 00:46:47,873 --> 00:46:50,008 You know what I just thought of ? 737 00:46:50,041 --> 00:46:53,411 It'll be a great idea for the birthday party. 738 00:46:53,444 --> 00:46:57,115 We should have cold cuts. Corned beef. 739 00:46:57,148 --> 00:47:00,118 It's been forever since I've had juicy corned beef. 740 00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:02,387 That sounds delicious. 741 00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:05,190 That's a good idea. 742 00:47:05,223 --> 00:47:09,127 You know, when Andrew was a little boy, he used to hate to get his hair cut. Didn't you ? 743 00:47:12,197 --> 00:47:15,266 But do you remember what we did after your haircut ? 744 00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:19,204 I'd take you to the dump. It was your favorite place to go. 745 00:47:19,237 --> 00:47:23,208 We'd climb on top of this huge mountain of stuff. 746 00:47:23,241 --> 00:47:27,145 There were seagulls flying all around. It stank ! 747 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:29,915 But once we found a bicycle there. Remember that ? 748 00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:35,220 You know what I just thought of ? What ? 749 00:47:35,253 --> 00:47:39,557 I think cold cuts at the party would be great. 750 00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:43,628 It's been ages since I've had a juicy corned beef. 751 00:47:43,661 --> 00:47:46,264 Sounds delicious. It's a good idea. 752 00:47:49,935 --> 00:47:52,570 I don't know what I'm doing in this line. 753 00:47:52,603 --> 00:47:55,373 I have like $32 in my account. 754 00:47:55,406 --> 00:47:58,309 I thought you were gonna move paintings for that rich guy. 755 00:47:58,343 --> 00:48:00,545 I am. That's next week. 756 00:48:00,578 --> 00:48:03,414 What do you think ? Could I borrow a couple of bucks just to get me through some bills ? 757 00:48:03,448 --> 00:48:08,253 Sure. How much ? Mmm. Couple hundred. 758 00:48:08,286 --> 00:48:12,690 You know, your dad is not as bad as I pictured. 759 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:15,460 No, he's great. It's my mom who's pathetic. 760 00:48:15,493 --> 00:48:17,929 Why ? She seemed nice. 761 00:48:17,963 --> 00:48:22,233 You met her for five minutes and you think you know her better than I do ? 762 00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:24,602 Fuck you. 763 00:48:24,635 --> 00:48:27,638 Fuck you. You were rude. 764 00:48:27,672 --> 00:48:30,075 It's none of your business. 765 00:48:30,108 --> 00:48:32,643 You asked me to come with you. 766 00:48:36,982 --> 00:48:39,150 Thanks. 767 00:48:39,184 --> 00:48:41,686 I can pay you next week. Good. I'll need it. 768 00:48:42,988 --> 00:48:45,223 Where you goin' ? 769 00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:47,425 I'm goin' home. Where you goin' ? 770 00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:50,295 I was, uh-- I was gonna go to the phone company, pay my bill. 771 00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:52,964 Okay. So I'll see you later. 772 00:48:54,399 --> 00:48:56,134 Wait a minute ! 773 00:48:58,336 --> 00:49:02,540 You're gonna pay your phone bill with the money I just gave you ? 774 00:49:02,573 --> 00:49:04,509 Yeah. 775 00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:08,213 Are you crazy ? Give me back my money. 776 00:49:08,246 --> 00:49:11,016 Why ? You lent it to me. Give it back to me, Andrew. 777 00:49:11,049 --> 00:49:15,753 You are so low ! You think I'm gonna pay for you to have phone sex with that girl ? 778 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:19,424 They're gonna cut off my service if I don't-- Give it back. 779 00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:22,460 Give it back ! 780 00:49:25,730 --> 00:49:29,267 I can't believe that you would say that on my machine. 781 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:31,269 What were you thinking ? 782 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:34,205 Well, you didn't even like the guy, 783 00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:37,342 so I-- I guess I was thinking that he wouldn't be in your apartment. 784 00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:40,578 I do like him. And now he doesn't want to see me again. 785 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:46,651 I'm sorry I hurt his feelings. I really am. I-- 786 00:49:46,684 --> 00:49:50,321 I mean, it didn't really seem like he was right for you anyway. 787 00:49:52,657 --> 00:49:55,326 Oh, well, now he isn't. 788 00:49:56,394 --> 00:49:58,696 I'm sorry. 789 00:49:58,729 --> 00:50:01,132 Do we really have to listen to this vagina music all the way there ? 790 00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:02,700 Yes ! Yes ! 791 00:50:05,403 --> 00:50:08,439 This is amazing ! It's so beautiful. It's so beautiful. 792 00:50:08,473 --> 00:50:10,441 This is where I thought you could do it, maybe. 793 00:50:10,475 --> 00:50:13,611 Yes. Definitely. This is perfect. I love these two trees. 794 00:50:13,644 --> 00:50:16,181 Isn't it beautiful ? Yeah. It's beautiful ! 795 00:50:16,214 --> 00:50:19,584 No. I think it has to be over here, you know. 796 00:50:19,617 --> 00:50:22,187 I mean, if it's over here, everyone's gonna have a much better view, right ? 797 00:50:22,220 --> 00:50:24,389 Looking out onto the lake ? Yeah. 798 00:50:24,422 --> 00:50:26,457 After the ceremony they're gonna feel like havin' a drink, 799 00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:29,127 and we can set the drinks up right over there. 800 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,263 Oh, and the path. They're gonna have a direct path right to the tent. 801 00:50:32,297 --> 00:50:34,432 And while they'll be in the tent they can eat, drink, mingle. 802 00:50:34,465 --> 00:50:36,434 Whatever. Go home. 803 00:50:36,467 --> 00:50:39,104 Well, if they feel like goin' home, then... 804 00:50:39,137 --> 00:50:41,806 they'll be right by their cars. 805 00:50:41,839 --> 00:50:46,311 And what will they be feeling as they're driving home ? 806 00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:49,347 No, she's right. 807 00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:51,749 Right. Okay. Right ? I mean, we're having it here. 808 00:50:51,782 --> 00:50:54,152 Why wouldn't we have it facing the lake ? I think so too. 809 00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:56,721 No. Absolutely. Of course. It's amazing. Look, it's beautiful here. 810 00:50:56,754 --> 00:50:59,090 It's beautiful-- Oh, my God, the light on your face. 811 00:50:59,124 --> 00:51:01,826 I mean, we have to pick a spot. What about-- You know, the dress will be kind of cool. 812 00:51:01,859 --> 00:51:04,262 Excuse me ? 813 00:51:04,295 --> 00:51:07,465 Ladies ? Excuse me. 814 00:51:07,498 --> 00:51:09,734 Do I have a say in all this ? 815 00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:13,771 No. No. 816 00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:20,778 Are you goin' to the lake ? Yeah. Aren't you comin' ? 817 00:51:20,811 --> 00:51:23,314 No, I can't. I'm being evaluated on Monday. 818 00:51:23,348 --> 00:51:27,152 - I have to be more prepared for my sessions. - Won't be the same without ya. 819 00:51:27,185 --> 00:51:30,355 Thank you. Have fun. 820 00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:36,794 Andrew's a crack-up. Didn't you guys go out for a while ? 821 00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:40,298 Yeah. Like, eight months ago. 822 00:51:40,331 --> 00:51:42,733 So what happened ? How come it didn't work out ? 823 00:51:42,767 --> 00:51:45,603 Wanna know what happened ? I think I know what happened. What ? 824 00:51:45,636 --> 00:51:49,607 It didn't work out because I bought him this pair of black pants. 825 00:51:51,309 --> 00:51:53,911 What does that mean ? Well, um-- 826 00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:56,381 We were seeing each other for, like, a month, 827 00:51:56,414 --> 00:52:00,218 and it was Christmastime, and he didn't have any money. 828 00:52:00,251 --> 00:52:04,855 As usual. And, uh, he saw this pair of pants... 829 00:52:04,889 --> 00:52:08,526 that he really wanted, that he somehow thought would improve his life; I don't know. 830 00:52:08,559 --> 00:52:10,861 So what happened ? 831 00:52:10,895 --> 00:52:15,533 So he was hinting and hinting, and so I finally went out and bought him these pants. 832 00:52:15,566 --> 00:52:18,903 And I-- I hid them in a box under my bed. 833 00:52:18,936 --> 00:52:21,706 I was really nervous. 834 00:52:21,739 --> 00:52:24,709 'Cause, you know, I didn't know-- I didn't know if he was gonna get me anything. 835 00:52:24,742 --> 00:52:26,777 I didn't know if our-- our relationship... 836 00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:29,780 was in the present-giving stage or not. Mmm. 837 00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:32,550 But I-- I figured, fuck it, you know. 838 00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:36,521 It's nice to be giving. It's nice to give him something. So I will. 839 00:52:36,554 --> 00:52:41,326 But, um, we never made it to Christmas, 'cause a week after I bought him these pants, 840 00:52:41,359 --> 00:52:46,231 he started acting all panicky and distant. 841 00:52:46,264 --> 00:52:49,534 And then he said that he thought we should cool it. 842 00:53:04,482 --> 00:53:06,384 What ? What's the matter ? 843 00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,523 Mmm ? 844 00:53:12,557 --> 00:53:14,825 Have you-- Have you gotten that checked ? Did you see a doctor ? 845 00:53:14,859 --> 00:53:17,662 No. I forgot. 846 00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:21,766 How could you forget ? You know, it could be cancerous or something. 847 00:53:21,799 --> 00:53:24,735 I forgot, okay ? I'll-- I'll see somebody next week. 848 00:53:24,769 --> 00:53:28,539 No, you won't. You always say you're gonna do things and then you never do them. 849 00:53:30,308 --> 00:53:34,579 Laura, I don't always say anything. I-- 850 00:53:34,612 --> 00:53:37,882 God ! 851 00:53:37,915 --> 00:53:40,785 Who do you think you are ? Do you think I have no feelings ? 852 00:53:40,818 --> 00:53:45,756 No, I know you have feelings. I just don't want you to die from a birthmark. 853 00:53:45,790 --> 00:53:49,827 Yeah ? Well, it's-- It's my birthmark. All right ? It's my body. 854 00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:59,870 You know, this isn't even about the birthmark, is it ? It is. 855 00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:03,341 It is. That's all-- That's all it's about. 856 00:54:03,374 --> 00:54:04,909 Are you sure ? 857 00:54:06,444 --> 00:54:08,379 I'm sorry. 858 00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:31,936 What ? What ! What ! What ! 859 00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:33,871 - What is it ? - God, I don't know. 860 00:54:33,904 --> 00:54:36,507 Jesus Christ ! I'm sorry. 861 00:54:36,541 --> 00:54:38,509 You know, you've got me walking on eggshells ! I can't even kiss you... 862 00:54:38,543 --> 00:54:41,312 without thinking that I'm doin' something wrong, and then you scream like that ! 863 00:54:41,346 --> 00:54:43,681 Is that what you mean by spicing up our sex life ? 864 00:54:43,714 --> 00:54:46,917 I didn't scream. Yes, you did scream. 865 00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:51,422 Okay, I screamed. But it wasn't in disgust. Come on, come back. Honey, come on. 866 00:54:54,359 --> 00:54:55,893 Frank ? 867 00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:02,800 What happened ? 868 00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:06,671 He's moving out. He's going to stay at a friend's. 869 00:55:06,704 --> 00:55:08,873 What friend ? 870 00:55:08,906 --> 00:55:13,678 Fuck if I know. He has no friends. 871 00:55:13,711 --> 00:55:16,013 Uh, I can't believe this is happening. 872 00:55:18,082 --> 00:55:21,552 Honey, is this because of that patient that you're attracted to ? 873 00:55:21,586 --> 00:55:23,554 Wha-- No ! 874 00:55:23,588 --> 00:55:26,757 I'm just a total fucking mess. 875 00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:31,696 Where-- Where were you the other night when I came by ? 876 00:55:31,729 --> 00:55:34,865 Frank-- Frank thought you were with me. 877 00:55:34,899 --> 00:55:37,101 I know. I was with a guy. 878 00:55:40,070 --> 00:55:42,540 You know him. He's the guy-- 879 00:55:42,573 --> 00:55:46,076 He's the guy-- waiter from the restaurant, that place. 880 00:55:46,110 --> 00:55:50,881 You were with the waiter who flirts with you ? 881 00:55:50,915 --> 00:55:53,518 It wasn't like that. 882 00:55:53,551 --> 00:55:57,054 He was nice and he was funny and he was an actor. He was a bad actor. 883 00:55:57,087 --> 00:56:00,157 He was a real bad actor. Not that I know about that kind of thing, 884 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:03,127 but he seemed like a really bad actor to me, anyway. 885 00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:04,929 Are you serious ? 886 00:56:07,665 --> 00:56:09,900 Well, I really don't need you judging me. 887 00:56:15,906 --> 00:56:18,909 I knew you wouldn't understand. 888 00:56:18,943 --> 00:56:21,178 You think getting married is the be-all and end-all to life, and it's not. 889 00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:24,849 I don't understand, Laura. I-- 890 00:56:24,882 --> 00:56:28,553 You have some great guy at home mooning over your fucking socks, 891 00:56:28,586 --> 00:56:30,888 and you're out sleeping with some stupid actor ? 892 00:56:30,921 --> 00:56:35,025 Who said I was sleeping with anybody ? I went to a play ! 893 00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:38,062 Forget it. Okay ? Just forget I ever said anything. Just forget it. 894 00:56:38,095 --> 00:56:40,064 Bye-bye. Don't. 895 00:56:40,097 --> 00:56:44,001 Forget it. 896 00:56:46,637 --> 00:56:49,106 Hello ? How you doin', baby ? 897 00:56:49,139 --> 00:56:51,208 You wanna get fucked, don't you ? Hello ? 898 00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:54,845 Bend over. Bend over. I'm comin' over there. Oh, man, you're so hot. 899 00:56:54,879 --> 00:56:56,614 Oh, I know you're hot ! Oh, oh-- 900 00:56:58,082 --> 00:57:02,520 Laura. Laura, I just got an obscene phone call. 901 00:57:02,553 --> 00:57:06,591 So hang up. I did. I'm creeped. 902 00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:20,771 What, pervert ? 903 00:57:20,805 --> 00:57:23,608 Are you there ? I want you to take those clothes off. I'm comin' over. 904 00:57:23,641 --> 00:57:25,876 Oh, I really want-- Who is this ? 905 00:57:25,910 --> 00:57:28,579 Oh, come on, I'm comin' ! 906 00:57:42,727 --> 00:57:44,695 Hello ? Andrew, it's me. 907 00:57:44,729 --> 00:57:47,898 Are you back ? No, I'm in the country. Listen, I'm really scared. 908 00:57:47,932 --> 00:57:52,903 I just got two obscene phone calls, and-- So ? Come on. 909 00:57:52,937 --> 00:57:55,640 I didn't think they had 'em in the country ! Of course they do ! 910 00:57:55,673 --> 00:57:58,743 What if he comes here ? Aw, c'mon ! He's not gonna do that. 911 00:57:58,776 --> 00:58:01,979 Listen, it's only an hour on the train. Please. 912 00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:08,152 I hope he calls back. I don't. 913 00:58:08,185 --> 00:58:10,588 What do you mean ? That's what I came here for. 914 00:58:10,621 --> 00:58:14,124 I hate those sickos. They're the lowliest, slimiest-- Hello, cookies ! 915 00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:16,961 Mmm. Papa likes. 916 00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:19,997 I mean, it's one thing to be sexually deviant, 917 00:58:20,030 --> 00:58:22,533 but to hide behind the phone like that, hey. 918 00:58:22,567 --> 00:58:25,069 Okay. 919 00:58:25,102 --> 00:58:27,071 C'mon. Hold that. Okay. Sound mean. 920 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:33,310 Hello ? 921 00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:36,013 He hung up. Ah, good ! 922 00:58:36,046 --> 00:58:40,050 Let's star 69 him. Yeah. 923 00:58:40,084 --> 00:58:43,921 Oh, boy ! You got a rotary phone. 924 00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:47,157 Okay. First of all, you licked my goddamn ears too much. 925 00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:49,927 Oh, shit ! I thought you liked that ! 926 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:53,664 No. It was wet, it was nasty and it wasn't sexy at all. 927 00:58:53,698 --> 00:58:55,733 And I didn't like it. Oh, God ! 928 00:58:55,766 --> 00:58:57,935 Yeah. How humiliating. 929 00:58:57,968 --> 00:59:01,271 See ? I told you. You wanna know what you did that drove me crazy ? 930 00:59:01,305 --> 00:59:04,308 In a good way ? Yeah, you wish. 931 00:59:04,341 --> 00:59:07,612 You used to stick your finger in my belly button. 932 00:59:07,645 --> 00:59:11,649 Why would you do that, man ? God, it was so annoying. It even hurt. 933 00:59:14,619 --> 00:59:17,722 I never did that. Yes, you did. 934 00:59:18,989 --> 00:59:20,725 You're thinking of somebody else. 935 00:59:22,693 --> 00:59:25,129 I'm sorry ! I am ! 936 00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:28,065 I'm serious-- That's my-- Ohh ! 937 00:59:28,098 --> 00:59:31,702 Shh ! You shush. This is my house. 938 00:59:31,736 --> 00:59:33,337 Ohhh ? 939 00:59:33,370 --> 00:59:35,973 Your house ? 940 00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:40,878 Okay. 941 00:59:42,379 --> 00:59:44,949 Tell me something you liked. Hmm ? 942 00:59:44,982 --> 00:59:46,951 That's more embarrassing. 943 00:59:46,984 --> 00:59:50,154 Exactly. Okay. 944 00:59:50,187 --> 00:59:53,624 I liked the way that you kissed like me. 945 00:59:53,658 --> 00:59:55,826 You kissed good. 946 00:59:55,860 --> 01:00:00,030 I did ? Yeah. Don't you think we kissed good ? 947 01:00:00,064 --> 01:00:02,099 Yeah. Huh ! 948 01:00:05,002 --> 01:00:09,139 Let's go swimming ! Yes, yes ! Oh, swimming. Oh, oh, swimming. Aaah ! 949 01:00:09,173 --> 01:00:13,911 Hello. 950 01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:16,714 Swimmin' ! Whoo! 951 01:00:23,854 --> 01:00:25,790 Aah. Ouch ! 952 01:00:28,993 --> 01:00:31,996 Ohh ! It's cold. It's cold ! 953 01:00:34,164 --> 01:00:36,967 Hey ! Hey ! 954 01:00:40,805 --> 01:00:42,773 Oh, it's cold ! Agh ! 955 01:00:42,807 --> 01:00:46,110 Ooh, it feels great. 956 01:00:49,714 --> 01:00:51,882 Aaah. 957 01:00:51,916 --> 01:00:54,251 It's cold. Oh, look at the moon. 958 01:00:54,284 --> 01:00:56,020 Oh. 959 01:00:57,722 --> 01:01:02,727 Oh, so many stars. 960 01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:05,362 We don't have any stars in New York. We should be able to see stars. 961 01:01:05,395 --> 01:01:08,065 Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes. 962 01:01:19,443 --> 01:01:21,879 So did your phone ever get cut off ? No. 963 01:01:21,912 --> 01:01:25,916 I got that, uh, paid. So... taken care of. 964 01:02:04,288 --> 01:02:07,091 What's goin' on ? 965 01:02:07,124 --> 01:02:09,126 What happened ? 966 01:02:14,865 --> 01:02:17,835 I've seen this cat. - Oh, my God ! 967 01:02:17,868 --> 01:02:20,137 It's probably her cat. 968 01:02:20,170 --> 01:02:23,073 It must be her cat. 969 01:02:23,107 --> 01:02:26,343 Big Jeans ! Oh, God. 970 01:02:26,376 --> 01:02:30,080 I'm sorry. He fell-- He fell out of the window. 971 01:02:30,114 --> 01:02:34,118 I know, I know. Somebody call 911. Betsy ? 972 01:02:34,151 --> 01:02:38,856 What happened ? He fell. He fell out of the window, and it's over. 973 01:02:38,889 --> 01:02:42,326 To be honest with you, Bobo was my best friend. 974 01:02:42,359 --> 01:02:46,296 I mean, I'm not kidding. For 18 years. Mmm. They listen. 975 01:02:46,330 --> 01:02:51,301 They do. Sweet little angels. Never let you down. 976 01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:55,139 Always there for you. Never asking for anything for themselves. 977 01:02:55,172 --> 01:02:58,442 Hi, we're not here. So leave a message. Bye. 978 01:02:58,475 --> 01:03:02,079 I thought of her more as a person. Ah. 979 01:03:05,482 --> 01:03:08,118 Never should have let her go out on the windowsill. 980 01:03:08,152 --> 01:03:10,921 You let her go out on the windowsill ? 981 01:03:12,389 --> 01:03:15,492 She liked it. Of course she did. 982 01:03:15,525 --> 01:03:17,828 I don't want you to worry, because we are not gonna leave... 983 01:03:17,862 --> 01:03:20,931 until you feel better. 984 01:03:20,965 --> 01:03:25,936 That's okay, really. I don't think I'm gonna be feeling better for quite some time. 985 01:03:25,970 --> 01:03:30,074 We won't budge. I'm free for the rest of the afternoon, so-- 986 01:03:30,107 --> 01:03:34,011 Actually, you know-- 987 01:03:34,044 --> 01:03:37,381 I-- I'm feeling better. Isn't that-- 988 01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:39,149 Isn't that odd ? 989 01:03:44,388 --> 01:03:47,591 - Hi. - Hi. 990 01:03:47,624 --> 01:03:50,294 Sorry I haven't called you back. 991 01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:54,031 Can I talk to you ? W-- Yeah. Yeah. Of course you can. 992 01:03:54,064 --> 01:03:57,201 Come in. Sure. Sit down. 993 01:03:57,234 --> 01:04:02,006 Is that my shirt ? Oh. Yeah. Here. 994 01:04:02,039 --> 01:04:04,875 Is this the way you return things you borrow ? I mean, do you do this on purpose... 995 01:04:04,909 --> 01:04:08,512 to get me mad or something ? 996 01:04:08,545 --> 01:04:11,348 Dry-clean it. 997 01:04:11,381 --> 01:04:14,218 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's not-- No. 998 01:04:14,251 --> 01:04:17,387 Um, Laura. Big Jeans, uh-- Big Jeans is dead. 999 01:04:17,421 --> 01:04:20,024 She jumped out the window. 1000 01:04:21,425 --> 01:04:23,460 What ? 1001 01:04:26,063 --> 01:04:28,232 God. Why didn't you call me ? 1002 01:04:28,265 --> 01:04:31,635 I did. I just-- I didn't want to leave it on your machine. 1003 01:04:31,668 --> 01:04:34,571 It's all my fault, you know. I-- I let her out on the windowsill. 1004 01:04:34,604 --> 01:04:37,307 And, uh-- 1005 01:04:37,341 --> 01:04:40,978 And the chemo, radiation must've made her weak. 1006 01:04:41,011 --> 01:04:44,114 I mean, you were right. I never should have put her through that. 1007 01:04:44,148 --> 01:04:46,116 Don't be crazy. She fell. 1008 01:04:46,150 --> 01:04:48,986 Besides, you said she was getting better. 1009 01:04:49,019 --> 01:04:50,955 She wasn't. 1010 01:04:52,622 --> 01:04:55,492 She wasn't. You don't know. I mean, you hardly ever saw her. 1011 01:04:58,362 --> 01:05:02,266 I have a life, Amelia. I have a life. 1012 01:05:02,299 --> 01:05:05,102 I know you have a life. 1013 01:05:05,135 --> 01:05:07,137 What was I supposed to do ? Just not move out, so you and I could live with our cat... 1014 01:05:07,171 --> 01:05:09,573 for the rest of our lives ? Jesus, things change. 1015 01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:14,078 I had her cremated. 1016 01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:19,416 I have a lot of work to do. 1017 01:05:19,449 --> 01:05:22,219 I know. Hey. 1018 01:05:22,252 --> 01:05:25,389 I'm so sorry about Big Jeans. I really am. 1019 01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:29,026 Thanks. I have a problem. I need your help. 1020 01:05:29,059 --> 01:05:32,662 The girl from California-- she's here. 1021 01:05:32,696 --> 01:05:36,000 So ? So what ? What am I gonna do ? Actually, I've worked that out. 1022 01:05:36,033 --> 01:05:38,568 You see, I'm supposed to meet her downstairs for lunch in 15 minutes. 1023 01:05:38,602 --> 01:05:42,306 I was thinking you could come with me, you know, and I could introduce you as my girlfriend. 1024 01:05:42,339 --> 01:05:44,641 You know, like we got back together or something. 1025 01:05:44,674 --> 01:05:47,044 The actual details of that aren't as important as-- 1026 01:05:47,077 --> 01:05:50,214 Andrew, there is no way I'm gonna do that to that girl. Why don't you tell her the truth ? 1027 01:05:50,247 --> 01:05:53,150 I can't. I can't. 1028 01:05:53,183 --> 01:05:55,385 She wants-- She wants to stay with me. 1029 01:05:55,419 --> 01:05:57,587 She thinks, like, we're gonna have a relationship or something. 1030 01:05:57,621 --> 01:05:59,990 Gee, I wonder why she thought that. 1031 01:06:00,024 --> 01:06:04,061 Look. Are you gonna help me or not ? 1032 01:06:04,094 --> 01:06:08,232 Not ! I'm staying right here. Please, please. 1033 01:06:08,265 --> 01:06:11,735 Come on, Amelia. It's not that big a deal. She's nice. 1034 01:06:11,768 --> 01:06:13,737 I don't wanna hurt her feelings. I just feel like-- 1035 01:06:13,770 --> 01:06:16,340 You should have thought of that before, Andrew. Good luck. 1036 01:06:54,778 --> 01:06:59,516 I wanna talk to you about something. I really feel bad about this. 1037 01:06:59,549 --> 01:07:02,152 I never really saw any devils. 1038 01:07:03,287 --> 01:07:07,524 I'm sorry. You can fire me if you want to. 1039 01:07:09,759 --> 01:07:12,062 Why did you tell me you saw devils if you didn't ? 1040 01:07:12,096 --> 01:07:15,765 Because my problems are stupid, and I-- I know I gotta be really crazy... 1041 01:07:15,799 --> 01:07:20,237 to come and see you for free, so I made the stuff up about the devils. 1042 01:07:20,270 --> 01:07:24,040 I figured that's what a real wacko would say. Right ? 1043 01:07:27,644 --> 01:07:29,579 Hi. Hi. 1044 01:07:39,489 --> 01:07:42,359 This is crazy. Yeah. 1045 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:45,629 I miss you. I miss you too. 1046 01:07:45,662 --> 01:07:47,764 I got something for you. 1047 01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:50,300 You do ? Now ? 1048 01:07:50,334 --> 01:07:52,269 Yeah. 1049 01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:56,640 Oh, Frank, I don't deserve a present. 1050 01:07:56,673 --> 01:08:00,110 No, no. You deserve it. It's kind of personal. 1051 01:08:00,144 --> 01:08:02,812 I think you'll like it. Open it up. 1052 01:08:08,318 --> 01:08:09,853 What is this ? 1053 01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:17,694 Is this your mole ? 1054 01:08:17,727 --> 01:08:19,663 This is your mole. 1055 01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:23,700 You gave me your fucking mole. 1056 01:08:23,733 --> 01:08:27,204 I had it removed and biopsied. 1057 01:08:27,237 --> 01:08:30,240 And, uh, I'm fine. I'm fine. 1058 01:08:30,274 --> 01:08:33,910 Are you relieved ? So you gave it to me in a box ? 1059 01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:38,648 Yeah, it's great, isn't it ? It's funny. I thought you'd like it. It's a joke. 1060 01:08:38,682 --> 01:08:40,884 No, it's not a joke. It's the most passive-aggressive thing you've ever done. 1061 01:08:40,917 --> 01:08:42,886 Oh, come on. You don't think that's funny ? 1062 01:08:42,919 --> 01:08:46,290 No, I don't think it's funny, Frank ! I think it's disgusting. 1063 01:08:46,323 --> 01:08:48,458 I thought we were here to try and talk. 1064 01:08:48,492 --> 01:08:50,460 Okay. Fine. Give me back my mole. 1065 01:08:50,494 --> 01:08:52,562 Oh, now you want it back ? Yeah. I want it back. 1066 01:08:52,596 --> 01:08:55,732 You want your mole back ? Yes, give me back my mole ! 1067 01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:58,835 Gladly. 1068 01:09:08,312 --> 01:09:12,316 So, how are you ? I'm good. 1069 01:09:12,349 --> 01:09:15,252 I'm real good. 1070 01:09:15,285 --> 01:09:17,921 Bill, I feel really bad about what happened. 1071 01:09:17,954 --> 01:09:21,425 I liked you. I wanted to see you again. 1072 01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:23,560 Well, you know. It worked out for the best. 1073 01:09:23,593 --> 01:09:26,263 I got back together with my old girlfriend. 1074 01:09:27,364 --> 01:09:29,633 Oh. 1075 01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:34,504 That's good. Yeah. We're gonna go watch dwarf bowling tonight. 1076 01:09:34,538 --> 01:09:37,241 Her father got us tickets. 1077 01:09:37,274 --> 01:09:39,809 Dwarfs bowling ? No. It's like, uh-- 1078 01:09:39,843 --> 01:09:42,212 No. People bowl with dwarfs. 1079 01:09:42,246 --> 01:09:47,217 Like, they pick 'em up and use 'em as bowling balls. It's great. 1080 01:09:47,251 --> 01:09:50,620 That's sick. No, no, no. The dwarfs like it. 1081 01:09:50,654 --> 01:09:53,657 I've seen it before. My girlfriend's really into it. 1082 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:56,793 You checkin' these out ? 1083 01:09:59,363 --> 01:10:01,197 Yeah. 1084 01:10:04,968 --> 01:10:07,904 Hey. You're early. 1085 01:10:08,972 --> 01:10:11,541 I got you something. What ? 1086 01:10:11,575 --> 01:10:14,278 You wouldn't believe the humiliation I had to withstand to rent them. 1087 01:10:14,311 --> 01:10:17,447 I got them from Bill. You saw Bill ? 1088 01:10:17,481 --> 01:10:20,617 Yeah. I've seen these. 1089 01:10:20,650 --> 01:10:24,821 Fuck you. I'll see 'em again ! They're good. 1090 01:10:24,854 --> 01:10:28,592 So tell me what happened with Virginia. 1091 01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:32,362 It was awful. I didn't even remember what she really looked like. 1092 01:10:32,396 --> 01:10:34,931 Not that she was ugly or anything. Just-- 1093 01:10:34,964 --> 01:10:38,502 You know, not what I was picturing. 1094 01:10:38,535 --> 01:10:41,271 What were you picturing ? 1095 01:10:41,305 --> 01:10:43,640 I don't know. 1096 01:10:43,673 --> 01:10:45,409 Nothing. Nobody, I guess. 1097 01:10:47,877 --> 01:10:50,414 I told her the truth, though. I told her that an in-person relationship... 1098 01:10:50,447 --> 01:10:52,916 was more than I could handle right now. 1099 01:10:52,949 --> 01:10:57,454 Which isn't really the truth, but she bought it. 1100 01:10:57,487 --> 01:11:00,357 God, she must have been pissed. 1101 01:11:00,390 --> 01:11:04,394 As she was leaving, I said, "I'll call you." 1102 01:11:04,428 --> 01:11:07,364 Oh, my God. 1103 01:11:07,397 --> 01:11:09,933 I am such an asshole. 1104 01:11:11,435 --> 01:11:14,904 I'm gonna write her a letter. I feel really bad. 1105 01:11:20,810 --> 01:11:24,481 Hey-- Mmm. 1106 01:11:32,722 --> 01:11:34,924 Andrew. Hmm ? 1107 01:11:38,762 --> 01:11:40,997 I still have the black pants. 1108 01:11:43,032 --> 01:11:44,968 What black pants ? 1109 01:11:46,936 --> 01:11:49,105 The black pants. 1110 01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:53,543 The black pants I bought you that made you panic and break up with me. 1111 01:11:53,577 --> 01:11:56,112 God. 1112 01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:58,982 What are you talking about ? 1113 01:11:59,015 --> 01:12:03,420 I asked for these ? They don't fit ! 1114 01:12:05,021 --> 01:12:07,624 I'm getting fat. 1115 01:12:07,657 --> 01:12:11,495 When did you buy these ? If they fit back then, they should fit now. 1116 01:12:11,528 --> 01:12:15,765 You like ? Very, very macho, no ? 1117 01:12:15,799 --> 01:12:18,001 I think so. 1118 01:12:28,478 --> 01:12:30,046 - Who is it ? - Help. 1119 01:12:32,949 --> 01:12:36,486 Oh, my God. What happened ? 1120 01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:40,824 She just kept spraying and curling, spraying, curling, 1121 01:12:40,857 --> 01:12:42,892 spraying, curling, spraying-- 1122 01:12:42,926 --> 01:12:44,894 And your makeup. 1123 01:12:44,928 --> 01:12:49,399 I know. I look like a drag queen. 1124 01:12:49,433 --> 01:12:51,868 Did you really pay for this thing ? 1125 01:12:51,901 --> 01:12:55,605 No, you only pay if they do it at your wedding. Ow ! 1126 01:12:55,639 --> 01:12:57,741 God, what did you tell them you wanted to look like ? 1127 01:12:57,774 --> 01:13:00,877 Like Baby Jane ! What do you think I told them ? Ow. 1128 01:13:02,512 --> 01:13:04,681 So, I guess you guys made up. 1129 01:13:04,714 --> 01:13:07,917 I tried. 1130 01:13:07,951 --> 01:13:11,555 He gave me his-- Ow. Mole. 1131 01:13:11,588 --> 01:13:13,690 In a box. 1132 01:13:13,723 --> 01:13:17,193 Oh, well, clearly you're not gonna get married then. 1133 01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:19,663 Yeah, wouldn't you be thrilled. 1134 01:13:19,696 --> 01:13:22,532 What ? 1135 01:13:22,566 --> 01:13:24,701 Nothing. 1136 01:13:24,734 --> 01:13:27,604 You think I don't want you to get married ? 1137 01:13:29,573 --> 01:13:31,908 You know what ? Brush your hair yourself. 1138 01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:36,613 What just happened ? I don't want to talk about it. 1139 01:13:36,646 --> 01:13:38,648 Well, I do. 1140 01:13:38,682 --> 01:13:40,416 What's your problem ? 1141 01:13:42,686 --> 01:13:46,890 My problem ? My problem, Laura, is that you're different. Okay ? 1142 01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:49,926 How ? 1143 01:13:49,959 --> 01:13:52,128 We used to talk about things ! 1144 01:13:52,161 --> 01:13:55,932 You used to need me, for Christ's sake. 1145 01:13:55,965 --> 01:13:59,135 When something happens to me now, good or bad, I tell you. 1146 01:13:59,168 --> 01:14:02,972 When something good or bad happens to you, you tell Frank. 1147 01:14:03,006 --> 01:14:04,941 It feels unfair. 1148 01:14:06,810 --> 01:14:10,647 Amelia. I need you. 1149 01:14:11,715 --> 01:14:13,650 Not in the same way. 1150 01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:19,489 Okay. You're right. 1151 01:14:19,523 --> 01:14:23,827 You're right. I don't call you ten times a day like I used to. 1152 01:14:23,860 --> 01:14:28,197 And I don't tell you every single thing that happens to me because I do have Frank. 1153 01:14:30,534 --> 01:14:33,537 But does that make me a bad friend because I don't need you... 1154 01:14:33,570 --> 01:14:35,572 when you want me to need you ? 1155 01:14:40,209 --> 01:14:43,580 Fine. Aah ! 1156 01:14:43,613 --> 01:14:46,816 You know, when I do call you, it's not enough ? 1157 01:14:46,850 --> 01:14:51,154 And if I do see you, that's not enough. Nothing is ever enough for you ! 1158 01:14:51,187 --> 01:14:53,890 It's like when Frank and I got engaged, 1159 01:14:53,923 --> 01:14:57,126 you decided that I don't care about you anymore, 1160 01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:59,596 and that is just not true. 1161 01:14:59,629 --> 01:15:02,298 I didn't decide anything. 1162 01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:04,968 What did I do wrong ? 1163 01:15:07,804 --> 01:15:10,940 I know you're busy. I know that you're having problems with Frank. 1164 01:15:10,974 --> 01:15:15,545 I do. I know that. But you're so wrapped up in what's happening to you, 1165 01:15:15,579 --> 01:15:17,714 that you don't even know what I'm going through. 1166 01:15:17,747 --> 01:15:21,851 Stop for a second and think of what it's like for me ! 1167 01:15:21,885 --> 01:15:24,621 That's all I want. 1168 01:15:27,290 --> 01:15:29,225 Okay. 1169 01:15:34,964 --> 01:15:37,033 What is it like for you ? 1170 01:15:40,804 --> 01:15:42,739 Hard. 1171 01:15:44,708 --> 01:15:46,643 Sad. I miss you. 1172 01:15:49,879 --> 01:15:51,815 What's it like for you ? 1173 01:15:54,784 --> 01:15:56,720 It's lonely. 1174 01:15:57,987 --> 01:16:00,189 I'm really lonely. I'm sorry. 1175 01:16:00,223 --> 01:16:02,626 I'm sorry. I love you. 1176 01:16:02,659 --> 01:16:04,828 Oh, God. I love you. 1177 01:16:14,904 --> 01:16:18,742 I slept with Andrew. You what ? 1178 01:16:18,775 --> 01:16:20,710 It was fun. 1179 01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:29,052 Hi. Hey, how's it hangin' ? 1180 01:16:29,085 --> 01:16:31,855 Uh, good. Is Frank here ? 1181 01:16:31,888 --> 01:16:34,891 * Oh, I've been traveling 1182 01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:36,860 * If these are tears Let them fall * 1183 01:16:40,930 --> 01:16:45,969 * Must I paint you a picture 1184 01:16:46,002 --> 01:16:48,838 * About the way that I feel 1185 01:16:51,007 --> 01:16:55,311 * You know my love for you is strong, girl * * Love is strong 1186 01:16:55,344 --> 01:17:00,917 * You know my love for you is real * * Love is real * 1187 01:17:02,351 --> 01:17:05,054 Ahh. 1188 01:17:06,856 --> 01:17:09,025 What did you wish for ? 1189 01:17:09,058 --> 01:17:11,961 I wished for a few more healthy years. 1190 01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:26,409 You know, I might get it. It's hereditary. 1191 01:17:26,442 --> 01:17:28,377 Yes, you might. 1192 01:17:31,114 --> 01:17:33,950 I've sworn off porno, and I'm going crazy. 1193 01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:38,154 So watch some. No. Don't want to. 1194 01:17:40,189 --> 01:17:42,125 I'll be right back. 1195 01:17:54,037 --> 01:17:57,774 How are ya ? You having fun ? 1196 01:17:57,807 --> 01:18:01,410 I can't remember who I'm talking to in the middle of my sentence. 1197 01:18:01,444 --> 01:18:04,247 I can't remember people in my own family. 1198 01:18:07,383 --> 01:18:10,854 Do you remember me ? You're my son. 1199 01:18:10,887 --> 01:18:13,189 Yeah, I'm your son. 1200 01:18:20,864 --> 01:18:22,431 Do you want something to drink ? I was gonna go get something-- 1201 01:18:22,465 --> 01:18:24,200 No. No. No, thanks. 1202 01:18:26,435 --> 01:18:29,739 You know, it's nice. Everyone came to my party. 1203 01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:39,816 Look at Aunt Cynthia's dress. 1204 01:18:39,849 --> 01:18:42,118 What do you think she was thinking ? 1205 01:18:43,386 --> 01:18:45,354 Looks like the same dress... 1206 01:18:45,388 --> 01:18:48,524 she wore to your mother's college graduation 40 years ago. 1207 01:18:48,557 --> 01:18:50,493 That I remember. 1208 01:18:53,830 --> 01:18:55,799 Is it ? Really ? 1209 01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,168 That's an old dress. 1210 01:18:59,202 --> 01:19:02,405 I like the flowers. The flowers are especially nice. 1211 01:19:50,519 --> 01:19:53,389 Sixteen more hours. 1212 01:19:58,261 --> 01:20:00,529 Do you want a turn ? 1213 01:20:00,563 --> 01:20:06,035 This is nice. * Must I paint you a picture 1214 01:20:06,069 --> 01:20:10,907 * About the way that I feel 1215 01:20:10,940 --> 01:20:15,278 * You know my love for you is strong, girl * * Love is strong 1216 01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:19,482 * You know my love for you is real * * Love is real 1217 01:20:19,515 --> 01:20:21,417 Oh, my God. 1218 01:20:21,450 --> 01:20:23,619 Aah ! 1219 01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:26,355 * Sure and pure 1220 01:20:28,257 --> 01:20:31,961 Is Andrew here ? 1221 01:20:31,995 --> 01:20:36,032 Yeah. You should see him. He's wearing a suit. I think he got it from his Bar Mitzvah. 1222 01:20:41,504 --> 01:20:43,339 What's gonna happen with you guys ? 1223 01:20:45,474 --> 01:20:49,078 I don't know. I'm not sure I want it to go anywhere. 1224 01:20:49,112 --> 01:20:51,180 You know. It i Andrew. 1225 01:20:51,214 --> 01:20:52,982 You were obsessed with Andrew. I was. 1226 01:20:53,016 --> 01:20:55,384 Right. You were. Turn around. 1227 01:20:55,418 --> 01:20:58,221 Have you seen Frank ? Is he alone ? 1228 01:20:58,254 --> 01:21:02,491 No, he had some, um, very weird guy with him. 1229 01:21:02,525 --> 01:21:05,394 Oh, Rick. Good. Good. 1230 01:21:05,428 --> 01:21:07,363 Come here. 1231 01:21:09,933 --> 01:21:14,537 * Must I paint you a picture Wow. 1232 01:21:14,570 --> 01:21:16,672 * About the way that I feel You don't look fine. 1233 01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:20,143 I don't ? No, you look beautiful. 1234 01:21:20,176 --> 01:21:23,146 * My love for you is strong, girl * 1235 01:21:23,179 --> 01:21:29,018 * You know my love for you is real * Are you ready ? 1236 01:21:29,052 --> 01:21:32,021 I'm wearing a shower curtain. I won't tell anyone. 1237 01:21:33,656 --> 01:21:37,994 * Must I paint you a picture 1238 01:21:38,027 --> 01:21:42,598 * About the way that I feel 1239 01:21:42,631 --> 01:21:47,103 * You know my love for you is strong, girl * * Love is strong 1240 01:21:47,136 --> 01:21:51,440 * You know my love for you is real * * Love is real 1241 01:21:51,474 --> 01:21:56,012 * Must I paint you a picture 1242 01:21:56,045 --> 01:22:00,649 * About the way that I feel 1243 01:22:00,683 --> 01:22:05,088 * You know my love for you is strong, girl * * Love is strong 1244 01:22:05,121 --> 01:22:09,658 * You know my love for you is real * * Love is real 1245 01:22:09,692 --> 01:22:14,063 * Must I paint you a picture 1246 01:22:14,097 --> 01:22:16,966 * About the way that I feel * 1247 01:22:26,342 --> 01:22:33,049 * As I wait for sleep to drag me under * 1248 01:22:35,051 --> 01:22:41,624 * In the evening gloom I sit and wonder * 1249 01:22:44,693 --> 01:22:49,198 * Words I should have said to you * 1250 01:22:49,232 --> 01:22:54,037 * The things I always meant to do * 1251 01:22:54,070 --> 01:22:57,406 * The bad dreams all came true * 1252 01:22:57,440 --> 01:23:02,245 * You woke up my neighborhood 1253 01:23:02,278 --> 01:23:06,649 * Night after night we would row * 1254 01:23:06,682 --> 01:23:11,320 * You woke up my neighborhood 1255 01:23:11,354 --> 01:23:16,292 * Things are pretty quiet 'round here now * 1256 01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:22,698 * When I think of how we were together * 1257 01:23:24,733 --> 01:23:31,407 * You know we couldn't be like that forever * 1258 01:23:34,277 --> 01:23:39,182 * Beneath the seven sisters stars * 1259 01:23:39,215 --> 01:23:43,752 * The night we let it go too far * 1260 01:23:43,786 --> 01:23:47,823 * I slept out in the car 1261 01:23:47,856 --> 01:23:52,195 * You woke up my neighborhood 1262 01:23:52,228 --> 01:23:55,364 * Night after night we would row * 1263 01:23:56,865 --> 01:24:01,304 * You woke up my neighborhood 1264 01:24:01,337 --> 01:24:05,174 * Things are pretty quiet 'round here now * 1265 01:24:06,575 --> 01:24:10,813 * I remember skipping 'round the porch * 1266 01:24:10,846 --> 01:24:15,284 * Till it grew cold 1267 01:24:15,318 --> 01:24:20,323 * I remember feelin' like I was * 1268 01:24:20,356 --> 01:24:24,527 * Eight years old 1269 01:24:26,329 --> 01:24:28,431 * Somersaults across the lawn * 1270 01:24:28,464 --> 01:24:30,833 * Singin', dancin' Up till dawn * 1271 01:24:30,866 --> 01:24:34,137 * Every now and then we'd have a row * 1272 01:24:35,504 --> 01:24:39,775 * You woke up my neighborhood 1273 01:24:39,808 --> 01:24:44,513 * Things are pretty quiet 'round here now * 1274 01:24:44,547 --> 01:24:48,851 * You woke up my neighborhood 1275 01:24:48,884 --> 01:24:53,289 * Night after night we would row * 1276 01:24:53,322 --> 01:24:57,893 * You woke up my neighborhood 1277 01:24:57,926 --> 01:25:02,398 * Things are pretty quiet 'round here now * 1278 01:25:02,431 --> 01:25:07,236 * You woke up my neighborhood 1279 01:25:07,270 --> 01:25:11,507 * Night after night we would row * 1280 01:25:11,540 --> 01:25:15,778 * You woke up my neighborhood * 95117

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