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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:38,208 --> 00:01:39,208 Here we are. 2 00:01:41,041 --> 00:01:42,166 All set. 3 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:43,875 {\an8}My room is cleared out. 4 00:01:44,791 --> 00:01:46,291 {\an8}What will you do with it? 5 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:48,291 {\an8}I'd like to put in a treadmill. 6 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,041 {\an8}Great idea. 7 00:01:50,125 --> 00:01:52,416 {\an8}Your mom wants to keep it as is, 8 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:55,000 {\an8}while she waits for your life to fall apart 9 00:01:55,083 --> 00:01:58,291 {\an8}so you'll come back and she'll look after you forever. 10 00:01:58,375 --> 00:02:00,583 {\an8}- That's not true. - That's creepy. 11 00:02:00,666 --> 00:02:02,000 {\an8}Tell me about it. 12 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:06,208 {\an8}All right. I'll put this in the van. 13 00:02:18,958 --> 00:02:20,791 {\an8}Look, I'm smiling. 14 00:02:31,041 --> 00:02:32,041 {\an8}Anna. 15 00:02:32,125 --> 00:02:33,625 {\an8}Loredana, hi. 16 00:02:34,666 --> 00:02:37,875 {\an8}In two weeks, you'll enjoy having them out of your hair. 17 00:02:39,916 --> 00:02:41,583 I know how you feel. 18 00:02:41,666 --> 00:02:45,250 When Maya and Pietro left, it was such an emotional moment. 19 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:47,666 Intimate. 20 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,333 Intimate, indeed. 21 00:02:49,416 --> 00:02:51,083 A family-only moment. 22 00:02:52,125 --> 00:02:53,750 - Okay, we're done. - Yeah. 23 00:02:53,833 --> 00:02:55,833 Please come back home, 24 00:02:55,916 --> 00:02:58,041 at least to watch soccer games with Dad. 25 00:02:58,125 --> 00:03:00,833 I mean, don't make me watch them. 26 00:03:00,916 --> 00:03:02,083 Sure, Mom. 27 00:03:02,833 --> 00:03:04,416 Not to meddle, 28 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:08,041 but why move to the city when it's so lovely here? 29 00:03:08,125 --> 00:03:09,083 She has a point. 30 00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:10,833 {\an8}BASED ON "MES TRÈS CHERS ENFANTS" 31 00:03:10,916 --> 00:03:11,875 {\an8}- Bye. - Bye. 32 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:12,791 {\an8}Bye. 33 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:17,833 Bye, Mom. 34 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:22,458 {\an8}Go on. 35 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:27,291 I'm making lasagna tomorrow. Come for lunch. 36 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,916 Just kidding. 37 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,750 - I was kidding. - Come on. 38 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:35,541 CAR AND VAN RENTALS THROUGHOUT ITALY 39 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,083 15 MONTHS LATER 40 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:07,583 Emilio and Alessandra only call when they need something. 41 00:04:07,666 --> 00:04:09,916 They don't even show up for a funeral. 42 00:04:11,291 --> 00:04:15,041 She's just an old lady they saw no more than three times. 43 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:17,916 She was still a relative, Mom. 44 00:04:19,541 --> 00:04:21,541 - Be strong. - Carlo. 45 00:04:23,416 --> 00:04:26,041 - Bye. - I am so sorry. 46 00:04:26,125 --> 00:04:28,666 And it was totally unexpected. 47 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:33,000 She drank like a fish for 90 years. It's no wonder she croaked. 48 00:04:33,083 --> 00:04:35,500 How's Alessandra? Haven't seen her in ages. 49 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:36,416 She's fine. 50 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:42,458 Sadly, she couldn't come. She had... a job interview. 51 00:04:42,541 --> 00:04:44,958 - A job interview? Great. What for? - Yeah. 52 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:47,041 Well... 53 00:04:47,916 --> 00:04:51,375 - She didn't say. She's superstitious. - Heroin dealer. 54 00:04:53,208 --> 00:04:54,375 What about Emilio? 55 00:04:54,458 --> 00:04:57,583 He had to attend a more important funeral. 56 00:04:57,666 --> 00:04:59,750 He couldn't make it. Shall we go? 57 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:00,791 I'm coming, Mom. 58 00:05:03,083 --> 00:05:05,625 They keep changing her drug dosages. 59 00:05:05,708 --> 00:05:08,125 She's on an emotional roller coaster. 60 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:11,083 - All right. Bye, Anna. - Bye. 61 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:13,125 - Bye, dear. - How pretty you are. 62 00:05:13,208 --> 00:05:15,041 - You're right. - Hold on to her. 63 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:16,791 Bye. 64 00:05:21,916 --> 00:05:24,333 Hold on a second, please. 65 00:05:24,416 --> 00:05:27,458 - Are you there? - Yes, Mom. 66 00:05:27,541 --> 00:05:28,375 Great. 67 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:31,583 Listen, Dad and I can't wait to see you 68 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:32,958 and be together. 69 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:34,875 Me too. 70 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:36,666 Guess what I'm going to make? 71 00:05:37,666 --> 00:05:38,916 Stuffed guinea fowl. 72 00:05:39,583 --> 00:05:41,833 I'm vegan. Don't you remember? 73 00:05:41,916 --> 00:05:44,125 Come on, sweetie, it's your birthday. 74 00:05:44,208 --> 00:05:47,458 All right. See you tomorrow, then. 75 00:05:47,541 --> 00:05:49,166 Ale, one more thing. 76 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:52,083 I saw your WhatsApp profile picture. 77 00:05:52,166 --> 00:05:55,458 It looks like an ad for a Colombian brothel. 78 00:05:55,541 --> 00:05:56,625 What? 79 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:59,291 I mean, it's beautiful, as you are. 80 00:05:59,375 --> 00:06:00,958 But what's the point? 81 00:06:01,041 --> 00:06:03,250 The point of what? 82 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:07,250 Posing half-naked in the mirror with your mouth... 83 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:11,583 Your lips look like they're being sucked by a vacuum. 84 00:06:12,208 --> 00:06:13,125 See you tomorrow. 85 00:06:13,208 --> 00:06:14,875 What time are you coming? 86 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,250 1:30? 87 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:18,500 Why not noon? 88 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:21,916 We'll spend some time together. You'll give me a hand. 89 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,125 - Fine. See you tomorrow. - Bye, honey. 90 00:06:25,208 --> 00:06:27,375 - Bye, Mom. - Hey, honey, wait... 91 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:34,875 Emi, honey, there's been a change of plan. 92 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:38,833 Your sister wants to come at noon. 93 00:06:38,916 --> 00:06:41,333 So I think you should do the same. 94 00:06:41,416 --> 00:06:44,833 We'll spend time together. It's gonna be a fun birthday. 95 00:06:44,916 --> 00:06:47,625 I can't wait, sweetie. I'm counting on you. 96 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:48,750 Bye, honey. 97 00:06:50,208 --> 00:06:52,500 THE RESISTANCE 98 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:06,083 It's gonna be great... 99 00:07:15,416 --> 00:07:17,416 Happy birthday! 100 00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:21,791 - Happy birthday, honey. - Happy birthday. 101 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:25,708 HAPPY BIRTHDAY 102 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,000 THE TRUE ITALIAN ESPRESSO 103 00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:11,958 All right. I'll clear the table. 104 00:08:15,541 --> 00:08:19,416 I'm not gonna skip the meal because you're pissed off. 105 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:21,750 I'm calm. 106 00:08:22,583 --> 00:08:24,958 Come on. Maybe they forgot. 107 00:08:25,041 --> 00:08:27,875 - Or they're just late. - Stop talking bullshit. 108 00:08:27,958 --> 00:08:31,833 They're kids. They're supposed to break away from their parents. 109 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:34,458 And in this specific case, 110 00:08:34,541 --> 00:08:37,500 they probably can't stand you guys. 111 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:38,750 Thanks, Mom. 112 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:48,041 Stop calling her, please. It's humiliating. 113 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:00,833 Don't be a child! 114 00:09:05,916 --> 00:09:08,541 I made the cake. I'll do what I want with it. 115 00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:10,625 - What if they come? - They won't. 116 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:15,041 They can eat it from the dumpster like wild boars. 117 00:09:26,291 --> 00:09:28,500 - Hi. - Hi. 118 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,041 - I'm waiting for Maya. - That's nice. 119 00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:35,333 - Your kids aren't coming for lunch? - Huh? 120 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:39,041 I thought today was Alessandra's birthday. 121 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:41,750 Right. Good memory. 122 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:43,625 She's not coming to celebrate? 123 00:09:44,666 --> 00:09:49,250 No. She doesn't want me to work too hard in the kitchen. 124 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:52,125 She'll take us out somewhere as a surprise. 125 00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:54,041 Nice. 126 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:58,625 Coming home to eat all the time is such a drag. I mean, what a pain. 127 00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:00,583 We like it, though. 128 00:10:03,666 --> 00:10:07,166 Did your people learn to honk before they could walk? 129 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,000 Hi, honey. 130 00:10:13,541 --> 00:10:16,166 Maya is pregnant again. 131 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,166 No. 132 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:20,208 She isn't? 133 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:22,083 She looks like it. 134 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:25,041 Bye. 135 00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:52,250 Where are we meeting Emilio? 136 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:54,333 At a bar near his office. 137 00:10:54,416 --> 00:10:58,125 We'll have a quick aperitif because he has dinner afterwards. 138 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:01,416 Since we're near Alessandra's, 139 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,333 we should ask her to join us. 140 00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:05,791 - Fat chance. - We can still try. 141 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:06,708 All right. 142 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:19,625 Look, there she is. 143 00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:25,791 So she does smoke. What a liar. She told me she quit. 144 00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:33,208 - Did you see the face she made? - What face? 145 00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:36,708 A what-does-this-pain-in-the-ass-want face. 146 00:11:36,791 --> 00:11:39,166 - What are you talking about? - No? 147 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,291 Come on. 148 00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:47,958 Look. 149 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:49,750 See that face? 150 00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:52,291 Hello, Mom. Tell me quick. I'm working. 151 00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:54,208 Are you smoking? 152 00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:55,958 No. 153 00:11:56,041 --> 00:11:57,666 No, I'm not smoking. 154 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,333 What's wrong, Mom? 155 00:11:59,416 --> 00:12:04,250 Well, we came to have an aperitif with your brother. 156 00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,833 Yeah, but I'm work... Listen, Mom, I... 157 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,375 I can't come for Christmas lunch. 158 00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:11,625 I completely forgot to tell you. 159 00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:13,958 - What? - What do you mean? 160 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:19,000 I'm going to Paris with Rocco. Sorry, I forgot to tell you. 161 00:12:20,791 --> 00:12:22,791 Hello? Mom? 162 00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:24,708 Mom? 163 00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:26,875 Shall we go? 164 00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:30,416 - But we're here. Let's say hi. - Let's go. 165 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:31,791 Let's go. 166 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,541 You know what makes me happy this Christmas? 167 00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:02,833 - No. - Hope. 168 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,375 I hope Rocco will dump our daughter, 169 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:09,375 and she'll come crawling back to be consoled. 170 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:12,416 "Crawling"? That's very Christmassy. 171 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 And when she tries to come in, 172 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:21,625 with a smile on your face, you'll tell her, "I'm so sorry, sweetie." 173 00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:25,166 "Mom and I are not a towel that you wipe your ass with." 174 00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,958 Or maybe you can tell her that. 175 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,166 Hey, there. 176 00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:30,333 - Hi, honey. - Hi. 177 00:13:30,958 --> 00:13:32,125 Here I am. 178 00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:35,583 - Here are the ironed ones. - Thank you. 179 00:13:35,666 --> 00:13:37,375 Careful. Don't wrinkle them. 180 00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:41,833 Take my dirty shirts. It'd be perfect if you could wash them by Wednesday. 181 00:13:41,916 --> 00:13:42,750 Sure. 182 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,833 Dry cleaners do exist, you know. 183 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:46,916 I can't with my salary. 184 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Whining to Mommy and Daddy? 185 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,583 No. He's Azeglio, my boss. 186 00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:53,083 - My parents. - Hello. 187 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,791 - Hello, I'm Anna. - Right. 188 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:58,000 Nice to meet you. Kudos on your son. 189 00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,166 Thank you. 190 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,625 Kudos, as you must be such good people 191 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,666 not to give him up for adoption. 192 00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:05,958 Am I right? 193 00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:07,458 Just kidding. 194 00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:10,541 Don't drink. We have a conference call in an hour. 195 00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:11,625 Tonight? 196 00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,208 No. By "in an hour," 197 00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:15,625 I mean in an hour tomorrow. 198 00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:16,541 Okay, then. 199 00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:21,000 Okay, what? Of course it's tonight. Wake the fuck up. Come on. 200 00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:23,291 - Let's go. Have a nice evening. - Bye. 201 00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:24,875 - Tomorrow... - Bye. 202 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,875 Don't worry, Mom. I'm used to it. 203 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,375 Him? No. 204 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,041 - I'm not worried about him. - Who then? 205 00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:42,333 Your sister. 206 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,041 What happened? 207 00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:47,333 She's going to Paris for Christmas. 208 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,416 What a bitch. 209 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:52,250 I wouldn't use that word. But you're right. 210 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000 And now what? 211 00:14:55,666 --> 00:14:57,000 What do you mean? 212 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,583 She won't be there for Christmas. 213 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,708 And I was also invited somewhere, so... 214 00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:05,416 - What? Who... - I'll go. See you later. 215 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,791 But I'll be there with Mom and Grandma. You know... 216 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:09,833 Right! 217 00:15:09,916 --> 00:15:13,666 Why don't we have a nice Christmas dinner on January 3rd or 4th? 218 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,166 Where are you going now? 219 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:18,416 Didn't you hear? I have the call. I'll take my shirts. 220 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,500 Okay. 221 00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:21,500 Bye, Mom. 222 00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:23,083 - Bye, Dad. - Bye. 223 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:27,375 Hold on... 224 00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,000 Christmas is called off? 225 00:15:30,541 --> 00:15:32,916 We'll have a nice dinner on January 3rd. 226 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,833 - So what? - Christmas dinner on January 3rd? 227 00:15:36,416 --> 00:15:39,000 After Christmas, lamb goes on sale. 228 00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:41,083 They practically give it away. 229 00:15:43,791 --> 00:15:44,875 Oh, come on. 230 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,958 - Damn, you suck. - Please. 231 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:13,916 Look who's talking, walking around like a clown in that sweater. 232 00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:16,583 I gave it to him. 233 00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:19,958 My dad got it in Lapland. 234 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:24,125 Well, okay. It would fit perfectly in Lapland. 235 00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:25,666 It's actually festive. 236 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:26,916 How's your dad? 237 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,958 Fine. He and his new girlfriend travel a lot. 238 00:16:30,041 --> 00:16:31,875 What about Carlo and Anna? 239 00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:37,000 Dunno. They're upset I'm not going home for Christmas. 240 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:40,000 Haven't heard from them in a week. Never happened. 241 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,291 How are they? 242 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,791 I haven't heard from them either. 243 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:45,000 Really? 244 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,416 Come on, guys. It's not a big deal. 245 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,416 It is when it comes to them. 246 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,916 This has never happened before. It's odd. 247 00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:55,541 Right? 248 00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:59,666 Yeah. I won't be there for Christmas either. 249 00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:01,333 How come? 250 00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:03,916 I have plans too... 251 00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:10,291 No dice. 252 00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:13,750 - Neither of them is answering. - Call Grandma. 253 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,625 - Yes? - Hello? 254 00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:27,041 Grandma, it's Ale. Were you sleeping? Did I bother you? 255 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:29,000 No, I wasn't. 256 00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,000 And you are bothering me. What? 257 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,125 Well... 258 00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:35,541 - I'm here with Emilio and... - Who gives a shit. 259 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:39,708 Grandma, hi. We were wondering, what's up with Mom and Dad? 260 00:17:39,791 --> 00:17:43,791 They're not answering our calls. Do you know if they're okay? 261 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,916 More than okay. How would you feel in their place? 262 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,250 Old and bored? 263 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,125 Don't be an idiot. 264 00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:54,166 I'm sure they're not bored after what happened. 265 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,125 Why? What happened? 266 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,958 That's weird. 267 00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:00,541 They didn't tell you? 268 00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:02,916 Aunt Tea's inheritance. 269 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,250 Your mom was so kind to her. She really deserved it. 270 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,916 - Who the fuck is Aunt Tea? - What did they get? 271 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,166 I don't know how much, but a lot. 272 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,083 Bye, sweetie. 273 00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:17,500 Bye. 274 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,500 The old fart from Ceccano. 275 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:24,625 Huh? 276 00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:33,375 PROMETHEUS 277 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,291 Nope, they're not answering. 278 00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:42,375 Neither phone calls nor messages. Nothing. 279 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:44,458 - Who? - My parents. 280 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,500 They're usually like leeches, but now... 281 00:18:48,666 --> 00:18:51,458 Are your folks also clinging as if you were ten? 282 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,166 My parents died when I was 12. 283 00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:58,583 I miss them terribly. 284 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,500 I'm sorry. 285 00:19:03,916 --> 00:19:05,166 Keep calling them... 286 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,500 while they're still alive. 287 00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:16,250 You really worked on it all night? 288 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:17,958 Till 6:00 a.m. 289 00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:21,750 You must have fallen asleep around 2:30 a.m. 290 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:24,333 and had a nightmare where you were an asshole. 291 00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:29,166 Then you suddenly woke up and your nightmare is here, down on paper. 292 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,041 Am I right? 293 00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:36,833 Do it again by tomorrow. Will you wake the fuck up? 294 00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:44,541 - I can't take much more of this. - Yeah. 295 00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:48,166 If I were ever put in the Emilio zone, I'd cut and run too. 296 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:51,208 - There are limits. - What's the Emilio zone? 297 00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:56,166 It's just... something Marzio came up with. 298 00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:57,750 It's... 299 00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:00,416 Yeah, I get it. 300 00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:14,291 You bastard! 301 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,916 What? 302 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,041 What you said? 303 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:21,375 "Let's go tomorrow. I'm working tonight." 304 00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:23,458 I got off earlier. What about you? 305 00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:25,500 Because my brother is an asshole. 306 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:26,416 Cut it out. 307 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:28,833 Move. 308 00:20:31,916 --> 00:20:35,208 Please let's not mention the inheritance thing. 309 00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:37,458 - Let them tell us. - Why? 310 00:20:37,541 --> 00:20:39,750 'Cause they'll think we're here for that. 311 00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:49,458 - Hi. - Hi. 312 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:50,875 What a surprise. 313 00:20:51,916 --> 00:20:54,041 You haven't been picking up. 314 00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,333 We came to see you. 315 00:20:55,416 --> 00:20:56,916 - You vanished. - Nonsense. 316 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,041 - Hi. - Mom. 317 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:02,583 - What were you guys doing? - I was preparing dinner. 318 00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:07,375 Do you want to stay? 319 00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:11,625 - Sure, if you don't mind. - Of course not. 320 00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:14,291 I happen to have some wine with me. 321 00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:16,375 Was it easy to get here? 322 00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:19,375 - What do you mean? - You remembered the address? 323 00:21:20,916 --> 00:21:22,875 - Very funny. - She said... okay. 324 00:21:23,791 --> 00:21:25,500 I'm sorry, though. 325 00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:28,166 I wasn't prepared, and I only have this. 326 00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:30,125 Are you kidding? That's plenty. 327 00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:31,791 - Don't worry. - Not really. 328 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,875 It looks so good. What is it? 329 00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:37,125 It's an offal pie. 330 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:41,583 It's filled with chunks of heart, liver, tripe, 331 00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:46,166 along with the comb and wattle. Would you like some? 332 00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:47,875 Yes, sure. 333 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 You're no longer vegan? 334 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:53,708 Yes, but on special occasions... 335 00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:56,750 - For your brother. - Sure. 336 00:21:57,791 --> 00:22:00,208 Taste this wine. The guy at the wine shop 337 00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:02,958 said it won Bottle of the Year in Abruzzo. 338 00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:05,125 - Seriously? - Try it. 339 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:07,875 How is it? 340 00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:10,458 It's shit. 341 00:22:10,541 --> 00:22:14,583 Kidding. It's good, full-bodied. 342 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,583 Full-bodied... 343 00:22:15,666 --> 00:22:17,750 - Thanks. - How are things with Rocco? 344 00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:20,125 Fine, as usual. 345 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:24,833 Are you gonna add anything to your life to make things less usual? 346 00:22:24,916 --> 00:22:28,000 You know Alessandra hates talking about such things. 347 00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:29,250 No, Dad. 348 00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:33,708 I don't mind. I want to discuss these things with you. 349 00:22:33,791 --> 00:22:39,125 Although... having kids is expensive nowadays. 350 00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:42,875 Very expensive. 351 00:22:43,958 --> 00:22:45,833 - Emilio, what are you up to? - Me? 352 00:22:45,916 --> 00:22:48,166 I work all the time. 353 00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:50,708 Not that I enjoy it. 354 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,416 But someone has to pay the rent. 355 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,125 Money doesn't grow on trees. 356 00:22:57,875 --> 00:22:58,833 It doesn't. 357 00:23:04,791 --> 00:23:05,791 How about you? 358 00:23:06,625 --> 00:23:08,291 Fine. We're fine. 359 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:10,583 All good. 360 00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:17,916 I'm not going to Paris. 361 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:21,541 My Christmas trip was canceled. 362 00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:22,750 I'll be with you. 363 00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:25,041 - Great! - Really? 364 00:23:25,666 --> 00:23:27,875 - Me too. - Really? 365 00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:29,083 You too? 366 00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:31,458 Not because of a cancellation. 367 00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:34,208 I decided to spend Christmas with you. 368 00:23:35,291 --> 00:23:36,583 I may be immature, 369 00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:39,708 but I can't cut the umbilical cord with Mom. 370 00:23:39,791 --> 00:23:41,250 The umbilical cord... 371 00:23:42,416 --> 00:23:46,833 That's so... creepy, you know? It's... 372 00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:49,208 Shut up and eat your comb. 373 00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:55,125 - The offal is indigestible. - Thanks. 374 00:23:55,208 --> 00:23:57,666 - It made me sleepy. - It was delicious. 375 00:23:57,750 --> 00:24:00,208 - It was a great evening. Thank you. - Bye. 376 00:24:00,291 --> 00:24:02,750 - Good night. Bye. - Thank you again. 377 00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:04,458 - Talk to you tomorrow. - Yes. 378 00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:05,458 - All right. - Okay. 379 00:24:05,541 --> 00:24:07,375 - Bye. Come on, it's cold. - Bye. 380 00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:10,250 - Bye. - Oh, I was wondering. 381 00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:15,291 How was Aunt Tea's funeral? So sorry I couldn't go. 382 00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:19,541 It was so moving. All her relatives were there except you guys. 383 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:23,375 When I found out, I got this pain in my chest, 384 00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:26,125 and I just couldn't make it. 385 00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:29,291 Me too. Even if we didn't see her much, 386 00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:31,250 I really loved her. 387 00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:34,250 Yes, I was also very close to Aunt Tea. 388 00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:39,875 We forgot to tell you. 389 00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:42,208 She left us a little inheritance. 390 00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:43,375 Little? Huge. 391 00:24:45,125 --> 00:24:47,208 - Is that so? - How much? 392 00:24:47,291 --> 00:24:49,666 - Six million. - Six million. Six... 393 00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:54,625 Well, not bad. 394 00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:56,208 There's worse. 395 00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:02,458 Six million is a lot of money to spend. It takes effort... 396 00:25:02,541 --> 00:25:05,166 It is indeed. We might donate it. 397 00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:07,166 Aunt Tea was so generous. 398 00:25:07,250 --> 00:25:10,125 She'd be happy if we gave it to the needy. 399 00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:11,208 I'm needy. 400 00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:13,208 - There's no rush. - Just kidding. 401 00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:16,625 - It's safe in the bank for now. - All right. Bye, kids. 402 00:25:16,708 --> 00:25:18,083 Bye. I'm getting cold. 403 00:25:18,166 --> 00:25:20,666 - Maybe see you tomorrow... - Bye. 404 00:25:35,875 --> 00:25:36,791 See? 405 00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:48,333 - Enough! - Shut up! 406 00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:11,500 To six million. 407 00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:13,083 Not bad, huh? 408 00:26:13,666 --> 00:26:17,000 Do you realize I can say goodbye to this shitty life? 409 00:26:18,791 --> 00:26:19,958 Your life with me? 410 00:26:20,916 --> 00:26:24,916 No, baby, it's not about you. I mean my job. 411 00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:28,500 You work with me. 412 00:26:29,791 --> 00:26:32,708 Yes, but now I can figure out 413 00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:35,041 what I really want to do with my life. 414 00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:36,791 Not worrying about money. 415 00:26:36,875 --> 00:26:37,875 You're right. 416 00:26:37,958 --> 00:26:40,750 Maybe you should do it regardless of the money. 417 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,958 The money belongs to your parents. 418 00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:50,625 What a drag! 419 00:26:51,625 --> 00:26:53,833 Why are you such a pain in the ass? 420 00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:55,875 You could have just said, 421 00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:57,958 "Six million! Wow, let's fuck!" 422 00:26:58,541 --> 00:26:59,416 No. 423 00:27:02,166 --> 00:27:03,958 - Will it still count now? - No. 424 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:05,875 Another round! 425 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:11,666 Emilio! 426 00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:13,291 Marzio, no! 427 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:15,833 Marzio pays for himself! 428 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:21,250 Pay up. You see this, Marzio? 429 00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:25,250 This is the new Emilio zone, and you are banned! 430 00:27:26,708 --> 00:27:28,875 A toast to Aunt Tea! 431 00:27:28,958 --> 00:27:30,541 To Aunt Tea! 432 00:27:30,625 --> 00:27:36,208 Aunt Tea! 433 00:27:36,291 --> 00:27:38,208 They don't want to be around us. 434 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:39,875 Since when? 435 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:43,000 I didn't notice while it was happening. 436 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,750 We used to do so many things together. 437 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:51,625 Do you remember Greece? The four of us in a tent... 438 00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:56,500 You and I can also do things together. 439 00:27:56,583 --> 00:27:57,708 Like what? 440 00:27:58,583 --> 00:28:00,541 Undressed, lying down... 441 00:28:01,041 --> 00:28:02,000 A CAT scan? 442 00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:04,458 So demeaning. 443 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,958 Look, Carlo, I'm not in the mood to celebrate anything. 444 00:28:09,041 --> 00:28:10,791 Last time we did it was a year ago, 445 00:28:10,875 --> 00:28:12,500 on All Souls' Day. 446 00:28:12,583 --> 00:28:14,375 Just a year? 447 00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:19,625 My performance was remarkable. Turgid and never-ending. 448 00:28:23,416 --> 00:28:24,958 Anyway, you were right. 449 00:28:25,041 --> 00:28:25,916 About what? 450 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,125 That they'd show up because of the money. 451 00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:32,500 Imagine when we tell them we made it up. 452 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,500 They'll be gone for good. 453 00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:38,833 - So be it. They're assholes. - I know. You're right. 454 00:28:40,958 --> 00:28:43,083 But we'll spend Christmas together. 455 00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:46,708 Yes. One last Christmas, the four of us together. 456 00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:52,750 A message from Emilio. 457 00:28:53,458 --> 00:28:55,875 "Mom, Dad, I love you." 458 00:28:56,708 --> 00:29:00,208 - Honey, you know... - They're assholes. 459 00:29:00,291 --> 00:29:03,791 But... it still feels nice, you know? 460 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:11,541 How can we make them think we're millionaires? 461 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:14,125 - Don't worry. I have a plan. - What plan? 462 00:29:14,208 --> 00:29:15,125 You'll see. 463 00:29:16,708 --> 00:29:18,708 - This one? - Maybe this one. 464 00:29:19,833 --> 00:29:23,041 - This is flashy. - What about this one? 465 00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:32,583 - Well? - Beautiful. 466 00:29:32,666 --> 00:29:33,791 How much is it? 467 00:29:49,125 --> 00:29:50,625 Goodness. 468 00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:57,625 Not bad! 469 00:30:05,916 --> 00:30:07,833 - Can I get in? - Sure. 470 00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:18,833 How does it feel? 471 00:30:18,916 --> 00:30:23,041 You'll need a water pump to get me out of here. But it's divine. 472 00:30:23,833 --> 00:30:25,458 How long do you want to rent it? 473 00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:28,458 Until Christmas. 474 00:30:28,541 --> 00:30:29,541 Okay. 475 00:30:29,625 --> 00:30:32,375 What about insurance? 476 00:30:32,458 --> 00:30:36,041 If you mess it up, I'll feed your balls to the dog. 477 00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:38,875 Said the marquis to the count. 478 00:30:38,958 --> 00:30:40,958 That's a high deductible. 479 00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:47,000 You're supposed to be in Amsterdam from Thursday to Monday. 480 00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:49,000 Fine. No problem. 481 00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:53,083 Yes? Good. Come in. 482 00:30:53,666 --> 00:30:55,791 - No problem at all. - Here? 483 00:30:57,250 --> 00:30:58,083 Thank you. 484 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:01,416 - How are things? - What things? 485 00:31:02,291 --> 00:31:03,125 How are you? 486 00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:05,250 I'm fine, thanks. 487 00:31:06,541 --> 00:31:10,208 I noticed you've been changing for the better lately. 488 00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:12,291 It was hard to do worse... 489 00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:17,041 I take partial credit for this. 490 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:21,541 If it hadn't been for my daily injections of frustration, 491 00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:25,250 you wouldn't have improved, right? 492 00:31:25,875 --> 00:31:26,708 I don't know. 493 00:31:26,791 --> 00:31:28,708 I do know. That's not the point. 494 00:31:28,791 --> 00:31:31,750 Now that you've finally blossomed, 495 00:31:31,833 --> 00:31:34,750 I can offer you a position as... 496 00:31:36,416 --> 00:31:37,500 partner. 497 00:31:38,541 --> 00:31:40,041 What do you think? 498 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:43,875 - Are you serious? - I am. 499 00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:45,583 No more dicking you around. 500 00:31:47,291 --> 00:31:48,458 From now on, 501 00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:51,708 we dick around with the others, if you want. 502 00:31:51,791 --> 00:31:52,625 Am I right? 503 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:54,916 Why not? 504 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,125 Obviously, you'll have to invest a small sum 505 00:31:58,208 --> 00:32:02,375 to enter as a partner as I did when I joined. 506 00:32:02,458 --> 00:32:03,875 Right. 507 00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:05,500 Because I know... 508 00:32:06,875 --> 00:32:08,083 I mean, I heard... 509 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:15,750 Rumor has it you have the means now. 510 00:32:15,833 --> 00:32:17,666 - So... - I get it. 511 00:32:18,625 --> 00:32:21,958 But it's not my money. It's my father's. 512 00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:26,541 He's a very restrained person, to say the least. 513 00:32:27,166 --> 00:32:30,541 The kind of person who puts money under his mattress. 514 00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:42,083 Guess he pulled something out from under his mattress. 515 00:32:47,416 --> 00:32:48,250 Jeez. 516 00:32:49,041 --> 00:32:49,916 Holy shit. 517 00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:56,500 Come on down! 518 00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:06,416 I can't believe it! 519 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:07,750 Believe it. 520 00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:08,666 Is it yours? 521 00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:11,541 - Let me try. - Hell, no. 522 00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:14,708 - One joyride! - Okay, get in. I'll drive. 523 00:33:14,791 --> 00:33:15,875 Look at that. 524 00:33:16,791 --> 00:33:18,500 Don't hump my Ferrari! 525 00:33:18,583 --> 00:33:19,791 Stop being an oaf. 526 00:33:19,875 --> 00:33:24,291 Everybody's watching. We're making assholes of ourselves. 527 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,250 - Don't touch. You'll ruin it. It's new. - Ruin it? 528 00:33:45,333 --> 00:33:46,208 Yeah. 529 00:33:52,958 --> 00:33:54,625 Would you call back at 3:00? 530 00:33:54,708 --> 00:33:57,000 Okay? Good. 531 00:33:57,083 --> 00:33:58,541 Thank you so much. 532 00:34:00,166 --> 00:34:03,500 I told you already. You can only have one lollipop. 533 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:04,833 That's your third. 534 00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:15,041 Oh my God, Mom. 535 00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:18,166 - What are you wearing? - It's snakeskin. 536 00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:19,875 It's super soft. Touch it. 537 00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:21,458 No. I can imagine. 538 00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:24,500 €4,000. 539 00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:30,375 I saw an ad for an apartment for sale. 540 00:34:30,458 --> 00:34:31,625 It's mind-blowing. 541 00:34:31,708 --> 00:34:34,708 Have you decided to invest? 542 00:34:34,791 --> 00:34:35,666 No. 543 00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:38,083 It'd be more like a gift. 544 00:34:38,166 --> 00:34:39,666 You'd love it. 545 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,250 You want to come with me? 546 00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:45,541 Yes, sure. Gladly. 547 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:48,041 I mean... you guys can handle things. 548 00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:48,958 You guys? 549 00:34:49,541 --> 00:34:50,500 I mean you. 550 00:34:51,416 --> 00:34:55,166 Do you expect me to do fillings from the front desk? 551 00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:57,791 Yes, great idea. Bye. 552 00:34:59,083 --> 00:34:59,916 Bye. 553 00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:05,833 My boss invited me to play golf next Saturday. 554 00:35:05,916 --> 00:35:08,166 He'd like you to come as well. 555 00:35:08,916 --> 00:35:10,083 He barely knows me. 556 00:35:10,166 --> 00:35:12,500 It's a chance to get to know you. 557 00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:15,666 - I don't know how to play though. - No worries. 558 00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:18,666 We'll just walk around the grass and hang out. 559 00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:19,583 Like so. 560 00:35:20,291 --> 00:35:21,125 Listen. 561 00:35:22,041 --> 00:35:23,458 Take this check. 562 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:29,083 Put it in the glove compartment. I don't want to carry it. 563 00:35:29,791 --> 00:35:31,750 It's for the World Wildlife Fund. 564 00:35:31,833 --> 00:35:36,625 Mom and I are trying to save an island where six kanaroos live. 565 00:35:36,708 --> 00:35:37,875 What are kanaroos? 566 00:35:37,958 --> 00:35:39,958 "What are kanaroos?" 567 00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:43,333 An endangered species of seal living in the Galápagos. 568 00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:45,791 - €70,000 for kanaroos? - Yes, 70,000. 569 00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:48,000 That's so heartbreaking. 570 00:35:48,708 --> 00:35:51,000 Mom's gone on a charity kick. 571 00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:53,125 She's an angel. 572 00:35:54,333 --> 00:35:57,541 - What's wrong? - The car is rebelling. 573 00:36:00,666 --> 00:36:03,375 And this is the terrace, spacious and quiet. 574 00:36:05,208 --> 00:36:08,416 Our gardeners took care of the grounds before. 575 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,625 Just give us a call and they'll be happy to come. 576 00:36:12,541 --> 00:36:14,333 - It's gorgeous. - It is. 577 00:36:14,416 --> 00:36:16,458 How many people would live here? 578 00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:18,416 Well, two... 579 00:36:19,250 --> 00:36:21,125 maybe three. 580 00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:22,750 Four, five? 581 00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:24,708 Excuse me. 582 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:26,250 Hello? 583 00:36:28,791 --> 00:36:31,916 - Do you like it? - It's beautiful. 584 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,750 It's really lovely. And huge. 585 00:36:37,750 --> 00:36:40,291 Can you imagine living here? 586 00:36:43,083 --> 00:36:46,166 Listen, I wanted to tell you that I quit smoking. 587 00:36:46,666 --> 00:36:48,958 I'm so glad to hear that. Good. 588 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:52,833 But most of all, 589 00:36:53,625 --> 00:36:55,333 I stopped taking the pill. 590 00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:58,041 - You did? - Yes. 591 00:36:58,125 --> 00:36:59,333 Honey. 592 00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:02,666 - Since when? - Today. 593 00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:06,541 I decided that I'll focus on doing things right. 594 00:37:07,166 --> 00:37:08,000 Yeah. 595 00:37:09,208 --> 00:37:10,833 Look. 596 00:37:12,041 --> 00:37:12,958 Wow. 597 00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:18,375 This will be useful for physiotherapy. 598 00:37:18,958 --> 00:37:22,583 We'll put handrails in, otherwise the elderly will get hurt. 599 00:37:25,833 --> 00:37:29,208 - What elderly? - The ones that will come to live here. 600 00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:33,250 Yes. I'm taking over the initiative Aunt Tea had 601 00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:34,750 with this organization. 602 00:37:35,708 --> 00:37:39,125 They give free housing to needy old people. 603 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:42,250 Lonely people neglected by their family. 604 00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:44,583 Really, Mom? 605 00:37:45,208 --> 00:37:49,958 You can't imagine how many asshole kids abandon their parents. 606 00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:53,125 That's so sad. 607 00:38:00,958 --> 00:38:05,875 PIERO'S TRATTORIA 608 00:38:05,958 --> 00:38:07,791 You should've seen her face 609 00:38:07,875 --> 00:38:11,083 when I said the pool was for the elderly. 610 00:38:12,875 --> 00:38:14,291 You guys are monsters. 611 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,333 Us? They're the monsters, Mom. 612 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:20,666 They've been treating her like shit for years. 613 00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:22,333 Both of us. 614 00:38:22,416 --> 00:38:24,333 But you're the one who's upset. 615 00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:29,750 It's Alessandra. 616 00:38:32,458 --> 00:38:34,041 Honey? Hi. 617 00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:38,958 I'm in the oratory with Father Ciro. 618 00:38:39,041 --> 00:38:44,291 I'm giving him a check for his mission in Nigeria. 619 00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:48,291 Sure, where? Shedo? 620 00:38:49,166 --> 00:38:50,916 Of course, yes. 621 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,416 If it has no Michelin star, I won't even sit, you know? 622 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,583 See you tomorrow. 623 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:56,916 Bye. 624 00:38:58,166 --> 00:39:00,833 "With no Michelin star I don't sit." So tacky. 625 00:39:01,416 --> 00:39:03,541 You've gone too far. 626 00:39:03,625 --> 00:39:06,416 Revenge is like getting drunk. 627 00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:09,541 Once you decide to stop, you can't. 628 00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:13,375 That's because getting drunk feels so good, Mom. 629 00:39:13,458 --> 00:39:14,291 Cheers. 630 00:39:18,666 --> 00:39:19,916 Hi, Lori. 631 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,208 - Hi. - Hi. 632 00:39:21,291 --> 00:39:23,375 I'm going downtown to eat with Ale. 633 00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:24,875 It sounds good. 634 00:39:24,958 --> 00:39:27,166 And Carlo is playing golf with Emilio. 635 00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:31,708 I'm going to swing some sticks around, as they say in golf lingo. 636 00:39:31,791 --> 00:39:34,250 They've come around more often lately. 637 00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:36,041 They're like leeches. 638 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,708 But we're having fun. 639 00:39:38,791 --> 00:39:42,583 We're going to the city. Having the usual lunch at home 640 00:39:42,666 --> 00:39:45,125 was becoming a little boring. 641 00:39:45,208 --> 00:39:46,500 But then, of course, 642 00:39:47,708 --> 00:39:51,250 some people like it. Of course... 643 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:54,958 Yeah... 644 00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:57,833 You're doing the limbo? 645 00:39:58,791 --> 00:40:01,500 I told him to get an SUV! 646 00:40:01,583 --> 00:40:04,541 If I have to lay down, I'd rather stay home on the couch. 647 00:40:04,625 --> 00:40:07,958 But men turn into children when it comes to cars. 648 00:40:08,041 --> 00:40:12,333 Vincenzo's not fond of cars. He couldn't care less. 649 00:40:13,375 --> 00:40:16,875 Good thing. With your Polish minivan, 650 00:40:16,958 --> 00:40:18,916 he'd have killed himself. 651 00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:22,500 Honey, you're becoming a boor. 652 00:40:24,375 --> 00:40:25,375 Bye. 653 00:40:34,541 --> 00:40:36,625 - Here is your table. - Thank you. 654 00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:44,208 Would you care for a drink? 655 00:40:44,291 --> 00:40:45,125 Yes. 656 00:40:45,958 --> 00:40:48,458 Dom Pérignon for two, s'il vous plaît. 657 00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:50,583 Why not. 658 00:40:51,791 --> 00:40:52,958 Let's celebrate. 659 00:40:58,416 --> 00:40:59,416 What's wrong? 660 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:04,500 It's been a long time since we did something together. 661 00:41:04,583 --> 00:41:05,416 The two of us. 662 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:06,916 Nonsense. 663 00:41:07,625 --> 00:41:08,458 It's true. 664 00:41:16,625 --> 00:41:18,750 I promise we'll do it more often. 665 00:41:21,333 --> 00:41:22,166 I hope so. 666 00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:35,958 What's wrong? 667 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:37,875 Huh? 668 00:41:38,416 --> 00:41:42,000 Sometimes you look like a pigeon. A dumb pigeon 669 00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:44,250 who wants to say something but can't. 670 00:41:44,791 --> 00:41:46,250 - A pigeon? - He's here. 671 00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:48,291 Dad! We're here. 672 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:51,833 Let me handle it. I'll fool him. 673 00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:55,375 - That's my dad we're talking about. - I know. 674 00:41:55,458 --> 00:41:58,041 I mean in a good way. He'll make good money. 675 00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:02,250 Anyway, I said I'll fool him, not screw him. 676 00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:04,583 I hope not. 677 00:42:05,750 --> 00:42:07,625 - Hello. Sorry I'm late. - Hello. 678 00:42:07,708 --> 00:42:09,875 - No worries. - You remember my boss? 679 00:42:09,958 --> 00:42:11,958 No bosses. Azeglio de Frescobaldi. 680 00:42:12,041 --> 00:42:14,041 - A pleasure. - Call me de Frescobaldi. 681 00:42:14,125 --> 00:42:16,708 Carlo Delle Fave. Call me Delle Fave. 682 00:42:17,416 --> 00:42:20,750 You laugh? You're a Delle Fave too. It's nice here. 683 00:42:20,833 --> 00:42:22,000 - You like it? - Yes. 684 00:42:27,291 --> 00:42:29,875 Millet tacos with celeriac purée. 685 00:42:29,958 --> 00:42:31,708 Asparagus from Cantello. 686 00:42:33,541 --> 00:42:34,625 Cantello. 687 00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:39,166 {\an8}Marinated pumpkin tartar with garlic cuts and pink grapefruit. 688 00:42:40,375 --> 00:42:43,083 {\an8}Beetroot crackers with cucumber mousse. 689 00:42:44,541 --> 00:42:47,125 {\an8}Glasswort salad with raspberry cream. 690 00:42:47,208 --> 00:42:50,000 {\an8}Smoked potato spaghetti. 691 00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:51,583 {\an8}Cherry tomato pesto. 692 00:42:51,666 --> 00:42:54,250 {\an8}Marjoram pesto, tarte tatin. Dessert Pop. 693 00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:56,791 {\an8}New York-style. An homage to Andy Warhol. 694 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:00,458 Here you go. 695 00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:03,416 - Did you enjoy it? - We did, thank you. 696 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:04,541 Yes, thank you. 697 00:43:10,041 --> 00:43:11,416 What can I say? 698 00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:12,541 Thanks. 699 00:43:12,625 --> 00:43:13,916 - Thank you. - No. 700 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,500 I'm the one thanking you. 701 00:43:16,583 --> 00:43:19,166 We can do it again, if you want. 702 00:43:19,750 --> 00:43:21,000 Any time. 703 00:43:21,083 --> 00:43:24,208 Plus, we don't go out to eat that often, 704 00:43:24,291 --> 00:43:27,208 so we may as well live it up and spare no expense. 705 00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:30,041 I'm going to the restroom. 706 00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:33,541 I don't want to see how much you'll pay. 707 00:43:34,291 --> 00:43:35,541 I might faint. 708 00:43:36,541 --> 00:43:37,625 Thank you, honey. 709 00:43:56,041 --> 00:43:58,958 - What a great shot. Fantastic. - Bravo! 710 00:43:59,041 --> 00:44:01,041 - Are you surprised? - Bravo! 711 00:44:02,208 --> 00:44:04,625 Emilio told me you received a nice... 712 00:44:06,250 --> 00:44:08,208 and unexpected gift from life. 713 00:44:08,291 --> 00:44:10,166 From death, rather. 714 00:44:10,666 --> 00:44:12,458 Right. Same thing, though. 715 00:44:12,541 --> 00:44:15,958 Life or death, someone has to cough up the dough. 716 00:44:18,583 --> 00:44:20,625 Anyway, we can discuss it later. 717 00:44:20,708 --> 00:44:24,625 Because I think if that gift is left there unopened, 718 00:44:25,583 --> 00:44:27,250 it's as useless as a limp dick. 719 00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:28,458 Am I right? 720 00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:29,958 You're a poet. 721 00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:32,125 Take your shot. 722 00:44:32,208 --> 00:44:33,916 Thanks. I'm not good at it. 723 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,291 You are. It's easy. I'll show you. 724 00:44:36,375 --> 00:44:38,166 He's a real dickhead. 725 00:44:42,666 --> 00:44:43,750 Excuse me. 726 00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:47,250 - Excuse me. - Yes? 727 00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:49,500 Listen. 728 00:44:49,583 --> 00:44:52,708 By any chance, may I pay with meal vouchers? 729 00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:54,000 No. 730 00:44:54,083 --> 00:44:55,375 Of course not. 731 00:44:55,875 --> 00:44:58,291 I would've needed 300 of them, so... 732 00:44:59,666 --> 00:45:01,875 All right. I'll pay by check. 733 00:45:02,625 --> 00:45:04,125 - Relax. - I'm relaxed. 734 00:45:04,208 --> 00:45:05,958 Relax your legs. 735 00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:10,833 - Move your pelvis a bit more. - I heard you! Why won't he let go of me? 736 00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:14,000 Like I said, about that gift, 737 00:45:14,083 --> 00:45:16,000 if it's a pre-death donation, 738 00:45:16,083 --> 00:45:18,083 tax conditions are much better. 739 00:45:18,166 --> 00:45:21,458 Parent-children relationships are also better pre-death. 740 00:45:28,791 --> 00:45:30,541 God, did I hurt you? 741 00:45:31,208 --> 00:45:32,041 Huh? 742 00:45:36,666 --> 00:45:37,625 Look. 743 00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:40,041 You clobbered me. 744 00:45:41,750 --> 00:45:43,958 Come on. I'm almost done. 745 00:45:45,333 --> 00:45:48,833 Next week, I'll put in the temporary implants. 746 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,125 And then the permanent ones. 747 00:45:55,541 --> 00:45:57,583 We need to talk to Mom and Dad. 748 00:45:58,250 --> 00:45:59,166 What? 749 00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:02,750 We need to talk to Mom and Dad. 750 00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:04,541 They're squandering everything. 751 00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:08,333 The Ferrari, the fucking charity. We'll have nothing left. 752 00:46:08,916 --> 00:46:10,958 It's still their money, isn't it? 753 00:46:11,041 --> 00:46:13,375 Yes, but it's six million. 754 00:46:13,458 --> 00:46:16,041 Not even one euro for their needy kids? 755 00:46:16,125 --> 00:46:18,666 Do you know what I can do with two million? 756 00:46:20,166 --> 00:46:21,916 Why two million? 757 00:46:23,208 --> 00:46:26,041 Two for me, two for Emilio, and two for them. 758 00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:27,625 A couple counts as one. 759 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:30,333 Wait. 760 00:46:32,083 --> 00:46:33,583 - It's Mom. - Pick up. 761 00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:35,041 I am already. 762 00:46:36,166 --> 00:46:39,208 - Hello? - Hi. How's Emilio? 763 00:46:39,291 --> 00:46:41,833 - Like shit. - He's in pain. 764 00:46:41,916 --> 00:46:44,166 He's very shaken too. 765 00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:45,708 Dad feels so guilty. 766 00:46:45,791 --> 00:46:49,791 Rightfully. He already struggled to socialize before, poor thing. 767 00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:52,625 - Let alone now, without teeth. - What the fuck? 768 00:46:52,708 --> 00:46:56,000 Listen, Dad and I want to see you both. 769 00:46:56,083 --> 00:46:59,166 How about lunch at Piero's on Sunday? 770 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:02,500 We need to talk about the inheritance and everything. 771 00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:03,541 Okay. 772 00:47:04,041 --> 00:47:06,083 See you on Sunday then. 773 00:47:08,250 --> 00:47:10,041 - Love you. - Me too. 774 00:47:10,125 --> 00:47:11,791 - I love you more. - Bye. 775 00:47:11,875 --> 00:47:12,791 Bye. 776 00:47:14,125 --> 00:47:15,583 - Finally. - Yeah. 777 00:47:18,875 --> 00:47:20,875 I'm returning the car after lunch. 778 00:47:20,958 --> 00:47:22,958 Maybe I'll let Emilio drive. 779 00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:24,375 It'll sugarcoat it. 780 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,541 We should've waited till Christmas. 781 00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:30,541 Emilio's boss was on my back for money the other day. 782 00:47:30,625 --> 00:47:33,458 I didn't know what do to. I can't handle it anymore. 783 00:47:34,375 --> 00:47:35,750 How do we tell them? 784 00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:38,791 Plain and simple. 785 00:47:38,875 --> 00:47:42,500 "Nothing is true. It was a prank." We didn't kill anyone. 786 00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:46,583 We need to have a serious talk, as a family. 787 00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:49,041 They can't still treat us as a doormat. 788 00:47:49,125 --> 00:47:51,666 "Pay for this! Wash this! You're old!" 789 00:47:51,750 --> 00:47:52,583 Yeah. 790 00:47:52,666 --> 00:47:53,708 They're here. 791 00:47:56,291 --> 00:47:57,791 You smashed his face. 792 00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,500 Oh, please. It's barely noticeable. 793 00:48:00,583 --> 00:48:01,916 - Hi. - Honey. 794 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:02,916 Your teeth? 795 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,625 Rocco'll put in temporary implants in two days. 796 00:48:06,375 --> 00:48:08,875 - I'm so sorry. - It's fine. 797 00:48:08,958 --> 00:48:09,833 What the... 798 00:48:09,916 --> 00:48:12,291 This game of golf is a fools' game. 799 00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:16,291 With those iron sticks, if you smack someone in the face, then... 800 00:48:18,291 --> 00:48:19,250 someone gets hurt. 801 00:48:20,916 --> 00:48:22,541 Giulia, we're ready. 802 00:48:26,583 --> 00:48:29,791 Four portions of linguine Piero-style to start, okay? 803 00:48:29,875 --> 00:48:31,041 - Yes. - Perfect. 804 00:48:31,125 --> 00:48:32,000 Thank you. 805 00:48:36,708 --> 00:48:37,583 You talk. 806 00:48:38,125 --> 00:48:39,708 Me? Not you? 807 00:48:40,375 --> 00:48:42,750 You're better at this maternal stuff. 808 00:48:42,833 --> 00:48:44,000 Hell, no. 809 00:48:45,333 --> 00:48:46,416 Wow. 810 00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:49,250 There's already an air of celebration. 811 00:48:49,333 --> 00:48:54,375 Yes, just a little gift. It's a foretaste of Christmas. 812 00:48:54,458 --> 00:48:57,458 - Smells good. - Suspense. 813 00:48:58,041 --> 00:49:01,125 The same amount for you both so no one gets jealous. 814 00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:04,541 The ATM gave us different bills, but the sum is the same. 815 00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:11,958 €150? 816 00:49:12,958 --> 00:49:13,958 Well, kids... 817 00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:18,958 We played a prank on you. 818 00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:22,875 That's why. 819 00:49:22,958 --> 00:49:25,875 These days we were saying, "Damn, they're stingy." 820 00:49:25,958 --> 00:49:27,375 "All for themselves." 821 00:49:27,458 --> 00:49:28,666 Okay. 822 00:49:28,750 --> 00:49:30,791 All joking aside for a moment, 823 00:49:30,875 --> 00:49:34,083 I want to open an account with my share. Sound good? 824 00:49:37,958 --> 00:49:39,583 Maybe we weren't clear. 825 00:49:40,458 --> 00:49:41,833 We can only give you... 826 00:49:42,875 --> 00:49:43,833 this. 827 00:49:49,791 --> 00:49:50,625 What? 828 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:53,958 Let's go. 829 00:49:54,041 --> 00:49:55,000 Why? 830 00:49:55,958 --> 00:49:58,208 If I stay longer, I'll get pissed off. 831 00:49:58,291 --> 00:50:00,208 Hey! Watch it! 832 00:50:00,291 --> 00:50:03,625 - For real? €150? Keep it. - How pathetic. 833 00:50:03,708 --> 00:50:04,916 You are pathetic. 834 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,041 You're being stinking skinflints with your own kids. 835 00:50:08,125 --> 00:50:10,291 The kids who only show up for money? 836 00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:14,250 Enough with moral blackmail! You could've helped us out. 837 00:50:14,333 --> 00:50:16,625 We've always done everything for you. 838 00:50:17,208 --> 00:50:18,375 Let's go. 839 00:50:18,458 --> 00:50:21,125 They can live like billionaires alone. 840 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,166 Better alone than with two dickheads like you. 841 00:50:25,666 --> 00:50:27,333 I'll break his molars too. 842 00:50:36,666 --> 00:50:37,916 We gave them everything. 843 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,958 Diapers, vacations, university. 844 00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:44,500 After all our sacrifices, they dare to call me stingy. 845 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:48,541 We can't blame them. They think we inherited six million. 846 00:50:49,208 --> 00:50:50,416 Is the money theirs? 847 00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:54,666 No, but we could've given them more than €150 for Christmas. 848 00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:57,250 - You think? - Yes, you are a bit stingy. 849 00:50:57,333 --> 00:51:00,125 Stingy? I'm just frugal. I'm not stingy. 850 00:51:00,916 --> 00:51:02,375 Emilio gets €2,000 per month, 851 00:51:02,458 --> 00:51:06,250 more than my pension. She makes €1,000 by doing nothing. 852 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,916 Christmas without those two will be a relief. 853 00:51:11,208 --> 00:51:12,041 Listen. 854 00:51:13,625 --> 00:51:16,250 Carlo, don't say it, even in jest. 855 00:51:16,333 --> 00:51:19,166 What a great idea you had. You made a mess. 856 00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:23,583 Me? I did it for you. You kept obsessing over them. 857 00:51:23,666 --> 00:51:26,625 Couldn't you let it be instead of playing the victim? 858 00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:29,875 All this for this cursed Christmas that haunts me! 859 00:51:37,250 --> 00:51:38,958 Here's what we'll do. 860 00:51:39,041 --> 00:51:43,083 I'll talk to Emilio, and you'll talk to Alessandra. 861 00:51:43,166 --> 00:51:45,916 We'll explain things calmly. They'll understand. 862 00:51:46,875 --> 00:51:49,041 I don't want a Christmas without them. 863 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000 Man, what a pain in the ass. 864 00:51:55,041 --> 00:51:57,750 - I made him pay. Was I wrong? - No. 865 00:51:57,833 --> 00:52:00,291 It was his fault. He pays up. Am I right? 866 00:52:01,708 --> 00:52:03,166 Thanks. 867 00:52:04,083 --> 00:52:07,250 Ezio, since all your colleagues hate you, you wanna pay? 868 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:09,458 Maybe they'll like you more. 869 00:52:09,541 --> 00:52:10,500 Okay. 870 00:52:11,083 --> 00:52:11,916 Am I right? 871 00:52:12,791 --> 00:52:14,750 - Say thanks to Ezio. - Thanks, Ezio. 872 00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:16,250 Thanks, Ezio. 873 00:52:29,916 --> 00:52:32,416 Why are you here? I was going back to work. 874 00:52:32,500 --> 00:52:34,000 Rocco fixed your teeth? 875 00:52:34,083 --> 00:52:36,875 Too bad. You were cute talking like a hamster. 876 00:52:37,958 --> 00:52:39,125 What do you want? 877 00:52:39,708 --> 00:52:43,458 Nothing. I wanted to say hi and make peace with you. 878 00:52:43,541 --> 00:52:44,500 Want to drive? 879 00:52:46,208 --> 00:52:49,541 - Don't throw me a bone. - Come on, let's have a chat. 880 00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:51,625 I have something to confess. 881 00:52:52,208 --> 00:52:54,750 Delle Fave. Hi. 882 00:52:54,833 --> 00:52:56,666 - All good? - Yes. You vanished. 883 00:52:58,333 --> 00:53:01,166 It's a hard time, I have many things to solve. 884 00:53:01,250 --> 00:53:03,375 Right. You could've told me. 885 00:53:03,458 --> 00:53:05,541 I made you and Emilio a nice offer. 886 00:53:06,208 --> 00:53:09,208 I expected at least a yes or a no. Just this... 887 00:53:10,333 --> 00:53:11,375 You're right. 888 00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:15,291 But expecting anything from Emilio is fucking stupid. 889 00:53:15,375 --> 00:53:16,375 Am I right? 890 00:53:33,750 --> 00:53:34,791 Honey? 891 00:53:35,666 --> 00:53:36,541 Will you open up? 892 00:53:36,625 --> 00:53:38,625 I don't want to see anyone. 893 00:53:40,208 --> 00:53:42,125 I have something to tell you. 894 00:53:42,208 --> 00:53:44,041 I brought you a gift. 895 00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:45,916 I don't want any gifts. 896 00:54:13,916 --> 00:54:15,750 Are you going away? 897 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,166 No, I'm moving out. 898 00:54:23,166 --> 00:54:24,458 What's happening? 899 00:54:25,458 --> 00:54:27,666 What's happening is that I'm a loser. 900 00:54:28,208 --> 00:54:29,375 No, you're not. 901 00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:32,041 Yes, I am, Mom. 902 00:54:32,708 --> 00:54:33,958 Cut it out, honey. 903 00:54:41,375 --> 00:54:42,375 Will you help me? 904 00:54:48,833 --> 00:54:50,416 Try to sit on it. 905 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000 Ale. 906 00:55:03,041 --> 00:55:04,375 Rocco no longer loves me. 907 00:55:04,458 --> 00:55:07,833 In fact, now he despises me because I argued with you. 908 00:55:08,375 --> 00:55:10,291 It looks like you all ganged up 909 00:55:10,375 --> 00:55:12,791 to make me feel that I don't deserve anything. 910 00:55:17,041 --> 00:55:18,250 What's so important? 911 00:55:19,166 --> 00:55:20,000 Huh? 912 00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:24,625 You came because you had something to tell me. 913 00:55:40,625 --> 00:55:42,958 - Goodness. - Honey. 914 00:55:45,916 --> 00:55:48,208 - Hi. - How did it go? 915 00:55:49,250 --> 00:55:50,083 All set. 916 00:55:51,333 --> 00:55:53,166 How did he take it? 917 00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:56,875 Well, we talked, and we found common ground. 918 00:55:56,958 --> 00:55:59,666 We're all to blame in this mess, you know? 919 00:55:59,750 --> 00:56:02,083 - Right. - He's the first to admit it. 920 00:56:03,541 --> 00:56:07,625 I didn't tell him the inheritance is a crock of shit though. 921 00:56:07,708 --> 00:56:08,791 What? 922 00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:12,625 We discussed our relationship, which matters most. 923 00:56:12,708 --> 00:56:13,875 Sure, right. 924 00:56:13,958 --> 00:56:16,458 I'll give him €200,000 to be a partner. 925 00:56:19,458 --> 00:56:21,333 - Are you nuts? - What? 926 00:56:21,416 --> 00:56:23,625 How will you get €200,000? 927 00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:26,958 Fuck if I know! 928 00:56:29,750 --> 00:56:32,666 Did you manage to tell Alessandra? 929 00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:35,791 - Yes... - Hi, Dad. 930 00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:38,958 - Hi. - Is dinner ready? 931 00:56:39,041 --> 00:56:40,166 Almost. 932 00:56:41,875 --> 00:56:44,791 We decided I'll stay here with you for a while. 933 00:56:44,875 --> 00:56:47,083 - Happy? - Yes. 934 00:56:47,166 --> 00:56:50,750 So I can help you understand what to do with all this money. 935 00:56:50,833 --> 00:56:54,208 This whole being a millionaire thing is stressful for Mom. 936 00:56:54,291 --> 00:56:55,250 She needs us. 937 00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:59,916 Support her. It's too much money. She's so stressed out. 938 00:57:14,750 --> 00:57:18,666 Make sure you don't trumpet the inheritance thing. 939 00:57:18,750 --> 00:57:19,875 Why? 940 00:57:19,958 --> 00:57:23,500 Because when it comes to money, people become sticky. 941 00:57:23,583 --> 00:57:25,583 Especially relatives. 942 00:57:27,916 --> 00:57:30,583 - Hello. Here we are. - Hello. 943 00:57:30,666 --> 00:57:31,666 Hello. 944 00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:38,000 - You look so pretty. - No. 945 00:57:43,166 --> 00:57:44,041 Excuse me. 946 00:57:44,625 --> 00:57:45,541 Excuse me. 947 00:57:46,708 --> 00:57:48,125 I'll make a toast. 948 00:57:48,208 --> 00:57:50,875 - What a drag! - Exactly. 949 00:57:50,958 --> 00:57:53,958 I had prepared a very touching speech. 950 00:57:54,041 --> 00:57:57,041 But given your notorious sentimentalism, 951 00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:59,583 I thought you'd get too emotional. 952 00:57:59,666 --> 00:58:01,041 So I put it aside. 953 00:58:01,125 --> 00:58:02,916 All I'll say is, 954 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,166 Mom, I love you. 955 00:58:05,791 --> 00:58:09,875 - Happy birthday, Giuliana. - Thank you! 956 00:58:09,958 --> 00:58:13,875 - Thank you, honey. - Happy birthday. 957 00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:19,375 - Anna? - Matteo, tell me. 958 00:58:20,416 --> 00:58:23,875 I guess you saved your touching, heartfelt words 959 00:58:23,958 --> 00:58:26,583 for my mother only. 960 00:58:31,083 --> 00:58:33,791 What? We all loved her. 961 00:58:33,875 --> 00:58:34,750 What...? 962 00:58:35,541 --> 00:58:37,375 She only left me peanuts. 963 00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,708 You're driving a Ferrari. 964 00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:42,791 Drop it, honey. 965 00:58:42,875 --> 00:58:45,500 Where did she get all that money, by the way? 966 00:58:45,583 --> 00:58:47,791 At least tell me this, Anna. 967 00:58:47,875 --> 00:58:49,625 It must have been Bisacci. 968 00:58:49,708 --> 00:58:51,875 You were against their relationship. 969 00:58:51,958 --> 00:58:54,791 Nonsense! Mom had no relationship. 970 00:58:56,958 --> 00:58:59,333 You didn't even appear in the will. 971 00:58:59,416 --> 00:59:00,500 How did you do it? 972 00:59:00,583 --> 00:59:01,750 Tell me, how? 973 00:59:01,833 --> 00:59:05,125 Did you make her write a private agreement on her deathbed? 974 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:06,208 Carlo. 975 00:59:06,291 --> 00:59:07,875 I can't find my napkin. 976 00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:10,625 It's not what you think, Matteo. 977 00:59:10,708 --> 00:59:13,125 It's not? Then what is it? 978 00:59:18,708 --> 00:59:23,708 Anna sent her husband to her. She put her husband on her. 979 00:59:25,041 --> 00:59:27,041 First, Bisacci. 980 00:59:27,125 --> 00:59:28,500 And then Carlo. 981 00:59:30,166 --> 00:59:32,291 Carlo was fucking her too. 982 00:59:33,375 --> 00:59:37,625 Are you out of your mind? Bisacci? Who the fuck is Bisacci? 983 00:59:39,458 --> 00:59:41,541 - Where is the money? - Matteo. 984 00:59:41,625 --> 00:59:42,875 Matteo! 985 00:59:43,458 --> 00:59:45,458 - No! - Are you the Gestapo? 986 00:59:57,166 --> 00:59:58,333 Slowly. 987 00:59:59,041 --> 01:00:00,583 - Over there, okay? - Yes. 988 01:00:03,791 --> 01:00:04,666 Okay. 989 01:00:06,833 --> 01:00:07,916 Okay. 990 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,250 - Easy. - Easy. 991 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,416 If I ever have a family, 992 01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:18,416 I doubt I'll be able to do all you've done for us. 993 01:00:19,625 --> 01:00:22,625 When you become a father, it will come naturally. 994 01:00:22,708 --> 01:00:23,791 I'm not so sure. 995 01:00:23,875 --> 01:00:27,750 I probably wouldn't have slept with Aunt Tea for six million. 996 01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:31,708 Don't you start too! Jeez. 997 01:00:32,500 --> 01:00:34,000 Honey, how do you feel? 998 01:00:34,750 --> 01:00:38,083 - Like a human wreck. - Don't play the victim. Come on. 999 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,208 Trimming the tree? 1000 01:00:45,583 --> 01:00:46,708 It's snowing. 1001 01:00:48,583 --> 01:00:51,208 Wow! It hasn't snowed in ages. 1002 01:00:52,708 --> 01:00:55,083 - Snow? Shit, I came by moped. - Yes. 1003 01:00:55,166 --> 01:00:58,083 So what? You can stay over. 1004 01:00:58,166 --> 01:01:00,000 We'll trim the tree together. 1005 01:01:01,958 --> 01:01:04,916 I'll make hot chocolate. The one with flour. 1006 01:01:05,791 --> 01:01:06,750 Why not? 1007 01:01:16,250 --> 01:01:18,250 - What? - I'm happy. 1008 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,708 Look at this. 1009 01:01:33,791 --> 01:01:36,000 She'd look great in this jacket. 1010 01:01:36,583 --> 01:01:37,666 How much is it? 1011 01:01:38,916 --> 01:01:41,208 Please stop talking about money. 1012 01:01:45,291 --> 01:01:46,916 We can't keep this act up. 1013 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,458 We can no longer afford it. 1014 01:01:49,541 --> 01:01:51,958 You know already. It's until Christmas. 1015 01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:55,791 At this rate, we'll have to sell our organs to get to Christmas. 1016 01:01:56,291 --> 01:01:57,958 Stop being a buzzkill. 1017 01:01:58,041 --> 01:02:01,000 I asked until Christmas. Is it too much? Tell me! 1018 01:02:01,875 --> 01:02:02,958 You scare me. 1019 01:02:04,250 --> 01:02:05,583 Look at that. 1020 01:02:07,625 --> 01:02:10,833 Let's give them two IOUs for a Caribbean trip this summer. 1021 01:02:10,916 --> 01:02:12,500 It's easy to make IOUs. 1022 01:02:13,125 --> 01:02:15,958 It's a Versace. Shall I get this too? 1023 01:02:16,041 --> 01:02:17,666 So she will have two. 1024 01:02:18,625 --> 01:02:20,041 Does Versace take IOUs? 1025 01:02:25,083 --> 01:02:28,166 Take this one. It's not ironed. Maybe it costs less. 1026 01:02:37,875 --> 01:02:40,916 - What comes after five stars? - Bankruptcy. 1027 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:41,875 Paradise. 1028 01:02:50,041 --> 01:02:51,500 - Hi. - How nice. 1029 01:02:59,541 --> 01:03:01,791 - How are you guys? Fine? - Fine. 1030 01:03:04,416 --> 01:03:05,666 I made up with Rocco. 1031 01:03:06,791 --> 01:03:09,541 - I'm happy for you. - He's a good guy. 1032 01:03:09,625 --> 01:03:11,500 We're not together, though. 1033 01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:12,791 We just made up. 1034 01:03:13,666 --> 01:03:16,541 Because I realized I want to find my path, 1035 01:03:16,625 --> 01:03:19,333 figure out my dreams and ambitions. 1036 01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:21,000 What ambitions? 1037 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:22,833 Mine. 1038 01:03:23,375 --> 01:03:25,416 Oh, I didn't know... 1039 01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:26,958 You think I'm an idiot 1040 01:03:27,041 --> 01:03:29,125 and only Emilio will succeed. 1041 01:03:29,208 --> 01:03:32,458 - Emilio won't succeed either. - Come on. 1042 01:03:33,166 --> 01:03:34,083 Whatever. 1043 01:03:35,416 --> 01:03:37,041 I want to open a tearoom. 1044 01:03:37,583 --> 01:03:40,500 Tearoom and bookstore. I found a spot. 1045 01:03:41,666 --> 01:03:45,125 - It's great to see you so enthusiastic. - It is. 1046 01:03:45,208 --> 01:03:47,125 And I'll move out of your house. 1047 01:03:47,208 --> 01:03:50,750 I don't want to risk resting on my laurels. 1048 01:03:50,833 --> 01:03:53,291 - This I understand. - But why? 1049 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,375 Where are you going? 1050 01:03:56,083 --> 01:03:58,000 Here. I got a suite. 1051 01:03:59,833 --> 01:04:02,250 The three of us home are so good together. 1052 01:04:02,333 --> 01:04:06,250 I'll stay here for a few days. I'm already looking for a place. 1053 01:04:06,333 --> 01:04:09,333 That is, of course, if you guys could help me out. 1054 01:04:15,625 --> 01:04:17,583 Give me the checkbook. 1055 01:04:17,666 --> 01:04:19,875 I may not have it with me. 1056 01:04:19,958 --> 01:04:22,541 - You do. Give it to me. - Not in this jacket. 1057 01:04:22,625 --> 01:04:23,458 Give it to me. 1058 01:04:28,333 --> 01:04:30,125 - Lucky devil, here it is. - See? 1059 01:04:31,666 --> 01:04:33,250 I have a pen too. 1060 01:04:33,333 --> 01:04:34,583 How much do you need? 1061 01:04:35,166 --> 01:04:37,916 Well... I have to leave a deposit, so... 1062 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,250 To buy the suite? 1063 01:04:39,833 --> 01:04:41,666 No, for the tearoom. 1064 01:04:43,208 --> 01:04:45,583 I don't know. Ten? Twenty? 1065 01:04:45,666 --> 01:04:48,208 I know you gave Emilio 200,000, so... 1066 01:04:48,291 --> 01:04:51,125 - We just talked about it, but then... - No. 1067 01:04:53,125 --> 01:04:54,166 What about 40? 1068 01:04:54,250 --> 01:04:57,333 So I won't bother you every month with bank transfers. 1069 01:04:58,375 --> 01:05:03,041 It's no bother. In fact, if we defer, we'll see each other more often. 1070 01:05:09,875 --> 01:05:10,750 Forty? 1071 01:05:11,625 --> 01:05:13,125 - Yes. Forty. - Yes. 1072 01:05:13,208 --> 01:05:14,041 All right. 1073 01:05:18,875 --> 01:05:21,250 - One zero is missing. - Butt out. 1074 01:05:24,041 --> 01:05:24,958 Done. 1075 01:05:26,375 --> 01:05:27,250 Thanks. 1076 01:05:32,291 --> 01:05:33,666 Careful, it's slippery. 1077 01:05:35,041 --> 01:05:36,375 You're wearing flip-flops. 1078 01:05:39,375 --> 01:05:40,791 What a pleasure! 1079 01:05:40,875 --> 01:05:43,583 I'm so glad you called. How are you? 1080 01:05:43,666 --> 01:05:46,083 - So-so. How are you? - I'm fine. 1081 01:05:46,166 --> 01:05:49,458 Please follow me. We'll take a seat in the parlor. 1082 01:05:49,541 --> 01:05:50,666 We'll talk calmly. 1083 01:05:50,750 --> 01:05:51,958 This way, please. 1084 01:05:53,291 --> 01:05:55,125 There's a parlor? 1085 01:05:55,625 --> 01:05:57,916 For special clients. It's a secret. 1086 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,041 - Like the Batcave? - Exactly. 1087 01:06:00,125 --> 01:06:03,375 And you are like the Bruce Wayne of Speroncello, right? 1088 01:06:04,250 --> 01:06:05,083 Please. 1089 01:06:07,041 --> 01:06:08,958 Hold my calls for half an hour. 1090 01:06:10,291 --> 01:06:12,750 - What parlor? It's just a room. - All right. 1091 01:06:15,625 --> 01:06:17,583 So what can I do for you? 1092 01:06:17,666 --> 01:06:20,625 We'd like to cash in our life insurance policy 1093 01:06:20,708 --> 01:06:22,333 and move it to our account. 1094 01:06:22,416 --> 01:06:23,250 Okay. 1095 01:06:23,333 --> 01:06:25,041 And then? 1096 01:06:25,708 --> 01:06:27,708 And that's it. 1097 01:06:28,416 --> 01:06:31,625 Then we need to empty our account. 1098 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,041 Why is that? 1099 01:06:40,416 --> 01:06:41,541 Personal matters. 1100 01:06:45,333 --> 01:06:48,041 I guess you're switching to a big city bank. 1101 01:06:48,125 --> 01:06:49,250 No. 1102 01:06:49,333 --> 01:06:52,250 Where you feel more comfortable with your Ferrari. 1103 01:06:52,333 --> 01:06:56,125 They don't know you're small-town people, 1104 01:06:56,208 --> 01:06:59,666 who come from where the air smells like manure. 1105 01:06:59,750 --> 01:07:02,625 - Isn't that so? - Are you out of your mind? 1106 01:07:02,708 --> 01:07:06,291 You are spitting on a ten-year relationship of trust. 1107 01:07:06,375 --> 01:07:07,375 Relationship? 1108 01:07:07,458 --> 01:07:10,250 In Sharm el-Sheikh, we exceeded our credit ceiling. 1109 01:07:10,333 --> 01:07:12,125 You fucking refused to raise it. 1110 01:07:12,208 --> 01:07:13,083 Relationship? 1111 01:07:13,166 --> 01:07:15,625 No, that is a falsehood! 1112 01:07:15,708 --> 01:07:17,333 I couldn't even buy henna. 1113 01:07:17,416 --> 01:07:19,708 We spent the rest of our vacation 1114 01:07:19,791 --> 01:07:22,125 in our room eating bread and falafel. 1115 01:07:22,208 --> 01:07:24,416 Bread and falafel... yummy. 1116 01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:29,083 Ma'am, there are rules, and the rules must be followed, okay? 1117 01:07:30,291 --> 01:07:35,625 No. You give us our money now because, as a billionaire, 1118 01:07:35,708 --> 01:07:37,208 I don't want any rules. 1119 01:07:37,291 --> 01:07:41,666 And most of all, now I can tell you bank people to fuck off. 1120 01:07:44,583 --> 01:07:46,291 Actually, look. 1121 01:07:47,083 --> 01:07:50,666 Take this and go buy yourself some class. 1122 01:07:50,750 --> 01:07:51,708 Boor. 1123 01:07:52,333 --> 01:07:53,666 That's too much. 1124 01:07:54,708 --> 01:07:56,958 Excuse her. She's so dramatic. 1125 01:07:57,750 --> 01:08:00,500 €200. Is she tipping you? 1126 01:08:01,083 --> 01:08:02,875 Take care. 1127 01:08:02,958 --> 01:08:04,791 We made asses of ourselves. 1128 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:11,291 WE LOVE YOU... MOM AND DAD 1129 01:08:11,375 --> 01:08:12,708 Done. 1130 01:08:13,416 --> 01:08:17,166 Now they'll have to forgive us when we tell them the truth. 1131 01:08:17,250 --> 01:08:19,041 - You think? - Hell, yes. Jeez. 1132 01:08:19,125 --> 01:08:22,416 If I were given €50,000 every time I was pranked, 1133 01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:24,875 I'd gladly be a laughingstock forever. 1134 01:08:26,375 --> 01:08:27,250 They're here. 1135 01:08:30,250 --> 01:08:31,833 I bought the tearoom spot! 1136 01:08:32,458 --> 01:08:35,083 - Huh? - I bought the tearoom spot. 1137 01:08:35,166 --> 01:08:37,583 I'm going to the notary tomorrow. 1138 01:08:37,666 --> 01:08:38,750 Hi. 1139 01:08:38,833 --> 01:08:42,541 I got a great deal. 200 square meters near the station. 1140 01:08:42,625 --> 01:08:45,708 The guy from the agency had never seen such a deal. 1141 01:08:45,791 --> 01:08:48,125 - Wow. See? - €400,000! 1142 01:08:49,041 --> 01:08:49,916 Good. 1143 01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:54,375 I promise this is the last thing I'll ask of you. I promise. 1144 01:08:54,958 --> 01:08:57,750 You can give the rest of my share to charity. 1145 01:08:58,375 --> 01:09:00,166 Maybe I'll take it. 1146 01:09:01,583 --> 01:09:02,833 - Dad, look. - Yes. 1147 01:09:02,916 --> 01:09:04,833 I brought all the papers 1148 01:09:04,916 --> 01:09:07,875 so we can proceed with signing the financing. 1149 01:09:09,125 --> 01:09:10,750 What great news! 1150 01:09:11,541 --> 01:09:12,375 What's wrong? 1151 01:09:14,791 --> 01:09:15,750 What, Mom? 1152 01:09:19,041 --> 01:09:21,625 Enough. We have to tell you the truth. 1153 01:09:26,166 --> 01:09:29,250 Carlo, we have to tell them. 1154 01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:31,791 - Yes. - What truth? 1155 01:09:37,208 --> 01:09:39,583 We can't give you that money. 1156 01:09:42,208 --> 01:09:43,125 Right. 1157 01:09:44,208 --> 01:09:45,375 Because... 1158 01:09:47,625 --> 01:09:49,083 your father... 1159 01:09:49,791 --> 01:09:51,250 Me? You too. 1160 01:09:53,416 --> 01:09:54,875 ...is very sick. 1161 01:09:56,083 --> 01:10:00,458 - Right. - He came down with a bad disease. Awful. 1162 01:10:04,250 --> 01:10:05,333 Cancer? 1163 01:10:05,416 --> 01:10:07,250 Even worse. 1164 01:10:07,333 --> 01:10:10,416 - Holy shit. - It's a rare disease. 1165 01:10:11,375 --> 01:10:14,583 They're working on a cure in America. 1166 01:10:15,458 --> 01:10:17,166 But it's so expensive. 1167 01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:18,958 Very expensive. 1168 01:10:19,041 --> 01:10:23,458 So, from now on, we must use our finances... 1169 01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:26,000 to save Dad. 1170 01:10:26,083 --> 01:10:27,250 Save me. 1171 01:10:27,333 --> 01:10:30,541 Hold on. What disease is it? What is it called? 1172 01:10:31,708 --> 01:10:35,625 It doesn't have a name. It's just been discovered. 1173 01:10:35,708 --> 01:10:38,125 - Just now. - How did you find out? 1174 01:10:42,833 --> 01:10:44,000 - I felt... - Yes. 1175 01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:46,291 I was feeling strange. 1176 01:10:46,375 --> 01:10:49,291 - Dizzy. - Yes, but... 1177 01:10:49,375 --> 01:10:55,708 counterclockwise and hiccuping. Palpitations. 1178 01:10:55,791 --> 01:10:58,375 Enough. It makes me sick. 1179 01:10:59,291 --> 01:11:03,583 Anyway, apart from the trip to America, 1180 01:11:03,666 --> 01:11:08,041 we also scheduled medical consultations in Paris and Tokyo. 1181 01:11:08,125 --> 01:11:10,416 Hong Kong too. They're experts. 1182 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:11,416 They are. 1183 01:11:12,208 --> 01:11:15,166 But don't worry. We'll be back for Christmas. 1184 01:11:15,250 --> 01:11:18,291 Two days in Paris and we'll be back to celebrate. 1185 01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:20,750 - She'd never miss Christmas. - Yes. 1186 01:11:21,250 --> 01:11:22,708 Right, so... 1187 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,458 This is all we can do. 1188 01:11:26,208 --> 01:11:27,041 For real? 1189 01:11:29,750 --> 01:11:30,708 Are you kidding? 1190 01:11:33,916 --> 01:11:34,958 We want nothing. 1191 01:11:39,333 --> 01:11:40,791 Thanks. 1192 01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:42,833 Thank you. 1193 01:11:45,291 --> 01:11:46,125 Come here. 1194 01:11:46,208 --> 01:11:49,875 - Let's all pray together for Dad. - Let's pray. 1195 01:11:50,416 --> 01:11:51,666 Drop dead. 1196 01:12:17,958 --> 01:12:19,833 Now what? What's your plan? 1197 01:12:20,333 --> 01:12:23,333 If you had a better idea, you could've expressed it. 1198 01:12:23,416 --> 01:12:25,375 Better than pretending I'm dead? 1199 01:12:26,458 --> 01:12:29,083 I didn't know what to do. 1200 01:12:29,166 --> 01:12:31,375 Keep your voice down. They'll hear. 1201 01:12:32,041 --> 01:12:34,125 They'll realize I'm not dying. 1202 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:36,375 Not necessarily. 1203 01:12:36,958 --> 01:12:39,833 Are you going to kill me over a damn Christmas dinner? 1204 01:12:39,916 --> 01:12:42,833 Listen, we can tell them you were cured. 1205 01:12:42,916 --> 01:12:45,041 Or the disease remained dormant. 1206 01:12:52,166 --> 01:12:53,000 Who's that? 1207 01:12:56,666 --> 01:12:57,541 Darlings. 1208 01:12:59,416 --> 01:13:00,333 Still awake? 1209 01:13:02,708 --> 01:13:05,208 We want to sleep in bed with you. 1210 01:13:07,458 --> 01:13:09,416 Like we used to on Christmas Eve. 1211 01:13:10,416 --> 01:13:12,875 - Yes, sure. Yes. - We can't fit. 1212 01:13:16,666 --> 01:13:19,750 Let's try to be happy, okay? 1213 01:13:20,708 --> 01:13:24,500 Even though it may be the last Christmas we spend together. 1214 01:13:24,583 --> 01:13:26,000 Here we go again! 1215 01:13:26,083 --> 01:13:27,375 Don't say that. 1216 01:13:28,375 --> 01:13:31,250 - Ouch! Don't hit me. I have cancer! - What? 1217 01:13:31,333 --> 01:13:33,125 - Come on. - Sorry. 1218 01:13:33,208 --> 01:13:34,708 Good night. 1219 01:13:34,791 --> 01:13:37,708 Son, you need to shower. I'm serious. 1220 01:13:37,791 --> 01:13:39,958 - It's really unbearable. - Okay. 1221 01:13:40,041 --> 01:13:42,041 Don't pull. Wait. 1222 01:13:42,125 --> 01:13:45,375 - Smells like a Calcutta sewer. - Did you settle? 1223 01:13:45,458 --> 01:13:46,791 - Not my hand. - All right. 1224 01:13:46,875 --> 01:13:51,083 - I feel oppressed. Don't take my hand. - Don't fret. It's bad for you. 1225 01:13:51,166 --> 01:13:53,166 I can't sleep like this. 1226 01:13:54,250 --> 01:13:56,250 - Give me your hand. - Goodness. 1227 01:13:57,375 --> 01:13:59,375 - Unbelievable. - Come on. 1228 01:14:00,333 --> 01:14:02,333 You're anxious. 1229 01:14:09,250 --> 01:14:12,208 All right. Perfect, thank you. 1230 01:14:12,291 --> 01:14:13,541 - Thanks. - Hi. 1231 01:14:13,625 --> 01:14:15,000 Hi! 1232 01:14:15,083 --> 01:14:16,541 - How are you? - Fine. 1233 01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:17,916 How was your day? 1234 01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:21,541 - I walked around. - I see. Okay. 1235 01:14:21,625 --> 01:14:23,125 - The doctor is free. - Thanks. 1236 01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:24,708 - See you later. - Bye. 1237 01:14:41,416 --> 01:14:45,291 - Still living with your parents? - No, I'm living at Mara's now. 1238 01:14:45,375 --> 01:14:48,958 I thought it was right to leave them alone for a while. 1239 01:14:54,708 --> 01:14:55,625 How is Carlo? 1240 01:14:56,750 --> 01:14:59,625 He's fine for now, thank God. 1241 01:15:00,458 --> 01:15:03,791 But I think he's trying to look strong for us. 1242 01:15:05,250 --> 01:15:07,500 He's in Paris for a consultation now. 1243 01:15:07,583 --> 01:15:09,541 I'd like to see him. 1244 01:15:09,625 --> 01:15:12,375 You know what we can do? We can video call him. 1245 01:15:12,458 --> 01:15:15,916 - No, let's not disturb him. - He'd like it. 1246 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,416 Plus, I video call him ten times a day. 1247 01:15:18,500 --> 01:15:20,458 You're a good excuse. Come close. 1248 01:15:27,958 --> 01:15:30,291 - Here they are. Hi. - Hi. 1249 01:15:30,375 --> 01:15:33,458 - Hi. - How are you, Rocco? 1250 01:15:33,541 --> 01:15:36,541 - Great. Isn't Paris wonderful? - Yes, a little cold. 1251 01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:38,625 There's no one around? 1252 01:15:38,708 --> 01:15:41,833 Yeah, hardly anyone. How are you and Emilio? 1253 01:15:44,041 --> 01:15:45,041 You don't know? 1254 01:15:45,833 --> 01:15:48,500 - What? - He got fired. 1255 01:15:48,583 --> 01:15:49,416 How come? 1256 01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:52,750 Maybe he didn't mention it to not worry you. 1257 01:15:52,833 --> 01:15:55,291 He's already looking for another job. 1258 01:15:55,375 --> 01:15:57,250 He'll stay with me for a while. 1259 01:15:57,333 --> 01:15:59,833 I can't live without a Delle Fave around. 1260 01:15:59,916 --> 01:16:01,333 Let's call him! 1261 01:16:01,416 --> 01:16:04,416 Mom, don't worry. We're fine. 1262 01:16:05,458 --> 01:16:07,458 Enjoy Paris. 1263 01:16:08,541 --> 01:16:11,333 It's so good to see you there so happy. 1264 01:16:11,875 --> 01:16:13,666 Come on, honey. Don't cry. 1265 01:16:13,750 --> 01:16:16,833 Call him, please. Let's have a family call. 1266 01:16:17,833 --> 01:16:20,625 Okay. I'll add him. 1267 01:16:23,625 --> 01:16:25,291 - Done. Hi. - Hi. 1268 01:16:26,583 --> 01:16:28,541 - Hi. - You're all there. 1269 01:16:28,625 --> 01:16:32,041 - How's it going? - Fine. I was thinking about you. 1270 01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:34,250 Where are you? 1271 01:16:34,333 --> 01:16:36,666 Going home to pick up some shirts. 1272 01:16:37,250 --> 01:16:38,125 Oh... 1273 01:16:38,708 --> 01:16:42,291 Great. Well, listen, we need to go. 1274 01:16:42,375 --> 01:16:43,833 No, Dad, wait. 1275 01:16:43,916 --> 01:16:46,291 - How did it go with Dr. Roland? - Great! 1276 01:16:46,375 --> 01:16:47,541 He said I'm healthy. 1277 01:16:48,416 --> 01:16:50,125 What do you mean? But... 1278 01:16:51,125 --> 01:16:52,000 Bye. 1279 01:16:53,666 --> 01:16:56,750 Emilio? What are you doing in Paris? 1280 01:17:14,666 --> 01:17:15,916 You had disappeared. 1281 01:17:16,750 --> 01:17:17,958 We never saw you. 1282 01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:20,458 Your mom was desperate. 1283 01:17:21,291 --> 01:17:22,791 You were playing dumb. 1284 01:17:23,666 --> 01:17:25,750 Then you bailed out on Christmas. 1285 01:17:25,833 --> 01:17:28,291 She was destroyed. I mean, you know her. 1286 01:17:28,375 --> 01:17:31,750 - It was his idea, by the way. - You never objected. 1287 01:17:33,166 --> 01:17:36,208 Anyway, it started out as a game. 1288 01:17:36,833 --> 01:17:38,500 - A game? - Yes. 1289 01:17:39,375 --> 01:17:42,041 "I bet they'll come around for money." 1290 01:17:42,125 --> 01:17:43,291 Well, you did. 1291 01:17:46,875 --> 01:17:48,958 We'd have told you after Christmas. 1292 01:17:49,708 --> 01:17:51,833 It was so nice having you around. 1293 01:17:51,916 --> 01:17:54,666 Dad being sick was a game too? 1294 01:17:54,750 --> 01:17:56,375 Thank God, yes. 1295 01:17:57,875 --> 01:17:59,708 That was Mom who fucked up. 1296 01:17:59,791 --> 01:18:01,875 I didn't know what else to do. 1297 01:18:01,958 --> 01:18:04,583 But our life was going to shit meanwhile. 1298 01:18:04,666 --> 01:18:06,333 Shame on you both. 1299 01:18:06,416 --> 01:18:08,916 - We just wanted to... - What? 1300 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:11,000 Feel you were still there. 1301 01:18:16,958 --> 01:18:18,625 Have a nice Christmas. 1302 01:18:30,750 --> 01:18:34,125 Please don't. They'll come back. Where else will they go? 1303 01:18:44,291 --> 01:18:47,416 At least you have a Versace bag now. 1304 01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:48,333 Yeah. 1305 01:18:52,125 --> 01:18:55,583 I couldn't drive the Ferrari even once. 1306 01:18:56,708 --> 01:18:59,375 Grandma, why didn't you tell us anything? 1307 01:18:59,458 --> 01:19:01,250 God, no! 1308 01:19:01,333 --> 01:19:04,083 Never butt into family matters. 1309 01:19:04,583 --> 01:19:07,041 - You are family. - All the more reason. 1310 01:19:07,125 --> 01:19:11,583 - I even lost my job. - You couldn't stand it there anymore. 1311 01:19:11,666 --> 01:19:15,041 In the end, you're all to blame. But them most of all. 1312 01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:17,833 - Exactly. Thank you. - What do you mean? 1313 01:19:17,916 --> 01:19:21,125 Meaning I never would've wanted to admit 1314 01:19:21,208 --> 01:19:24,541 that they had to pay to get your affection. 1315 01:19:26,833 --> 01:19:30,958 They needed you so badly that they were willing to overlook 1316 01:19:31,041 --> 01:19:33,625 your indifference and your cold shoulders. 1317 01:19:39,166 --> 01:19:40,000 Thanks. 1318 01:19:40,625 --> 01:19:42,291 No, please. 1319 01:19:42,875 --> 01:19:43,708 I'll pay. 1320 01:19:43,791 --> 01:19:46,583 - No, Grandma, let her... - Let me. 1321 01:19:46,666 --> 01:19:49,250 With all the money Aunt Tea left me, 1322 01:19:49,916 --> 01:19:51,958 I could buy this restaurant. 1323 01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:56,375 Merry Christmas. 1324 01:20:21,750 --> 01:20:22,583 Hi. 1325 01:20:23,416 --> 01:20:24,250 Hi. 1326 01:20:25,916 --> 01:20:27,416 Already taking them down? 1327 01:20:28,083 --> 01:20:29,000 Huh? 1328 01:20:30,208 --> 01:20:34,625 Yes, because... since we're no longer millionaires, 1329 01:20:34,708 --> 01:20:36,583 we need to save on electricity. 1330 01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:41,166 Yes, I heard about the prank. 1331 01:20:44,166 --> 01:20:46,666 Not really a prank. It was more... 1332 01:20:47,625 --> 01:20:52,166 a desperate attempt to get my kids' attention, but... 1333 01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:56,375 I'm sorry. 1334 01:21:02,583 --> 01:21:03,833 How are your kids? 1335 01:21:05,125 --> 01:21:08,750 I came outside to smoke, but I just wanted some quiet. 1336 01:21:09,666 --> 01:21:11,833 Do you hear how noisy they are? 1337 01:21:13,333 --> 01:21:16,875 And I can't stand my daughter-in-law. She cooks like shit. 1338 01:21:20,416 --> 01:21:21,750 Merry Christmas, then. 1339 01:21:23,416 --> 01:21:24,375 Merry Christmas. 1340 01:22:04,791 --> 01:22:06,875 Can't you wait until tomorrow? 1341 01:22:06,958 --> 01:22:08,916 Why? What do you care? 1342 01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:10,125 It's Christmas Eve. 1343 01:22:15,083 --> 01:22:18,000 Why don't we go to the beach for a few days? 1344 01:22:18,083 --> 01:22:20,000 No, it's too damp. 1345 01:22:24,541 --> 01:22:26,000 How about Paris? 1346 01:22:27,833 --> 01:22:31,833 We have that pending consultation with the oncologist, Dr. Roland. 1347 01:22:31,916 --> 01:22:34,416 - He came down with a bad disease. - Him too? 1348 01:22:34,500 --> 01:22:36,666 - An outbreak. - You're obsessed? 1349 01:22:36,750 --> 01:22:38,583 What was that? 1350 01:22:38,666 --> 01:22:40,333 What? What's wrong? 1351 01:22:42,166 --> 01:22:45,000 - Must be Santa Claus. Put out the fire. - Hold on. 1352 01:22:45,625 --> 01:22:48,291 - Do you hear that? Who's there? - Who's there? 1353 01:22:51,083 --> 01:22:51,958 Who's there? 1354 01:22:54,541 --> 01:22:55,500 There's someone. 1355 01:22:56,625 --> 01:22:59,125 What are you doing? Come here. 1356 01:22:59,208 --> 01:23:00,916 No, don't. 1357 01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:02,958 Come here. 1358 01:23:07,458 --> 01:23:11,208 - Merry... - Dad, are you nuts? What are you doing? 1359 01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:15,208 Honey, he knocked out the same teeth. 1360 01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:17,833 - Jeez. - A little ice will fix everything. 1361 01:23:19,583 --> 01:23:22,458 First with a golf club, now with the poker. 1362 01:23:22,541 --> 01:23:24,791 Just shoot me in the face next time. 1363 01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:27,375 You snuck into my house like a thief. 1364 01:23:27,458 --> 01:23:29,875 A thief with Christmas sparklers? 1365 01:23:29,958 --> 01:23:34,333 I don't know. First, I saw a glare, then a stranger's face 1366 01:23:34,416 --> 01:23:37,583 with a fucking evil sneer, so I struck. 1367 01:23:37,666 --> 01:23:40,083 It's survival instinct. 1368 01:23:40,166 --> 01:23:44,708 Let's say this Christmas brought out the worst in us. 1369 01:23:45,708 --> 01:23:49,833 But now we're here, the four of us together. 1370 01:23:50,375 --> 01:23:52,375 Honey, smile. 1371 01:23:53,666 --> 01:23:54,958 Okay, never mind. 1372 01:23:55,625 --> 01:23:58,916 Even though I can't stand you, I love you. 1373 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,750 It's nice to hear that once in a while. 1374 01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:07,416 Remember? 1375 01:24:08,041 --> 01:24:10,750 When you were kids, I used to put on this song, 1376 01:24:10,833 --> 01:24:15,041 and we'd go around the house on treasure hunts for Christmas presents. 1377 01:24:15,125 --> 01:24:18,375 We can hunt for my teeth. I wonder where they ended up. 1378 01:24:18,458 --> 01:24:20,291 Did you lose a molar? 1379 01:24:20,375 --> 01:24:22,125 Fuck if I know! 1380 01:24:22,208 --> 01:24:24,208 No need to curse. 1381 01:24:24,291 --> 01:24:28,083 It's Christmas. 1382 01:24:35,041 --> 01:24:39,250 This rug needs to be cleaned. How gross! Look at these stains. 1383 01:24:41,041 --> 01:24:43,916 - What do they look like? - Well, they're teeth. 1384 01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:45,083 Are they white? 1385 01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:09,333 - Did you lose a molar? - Fuck if I know! 1386 01:25:09,416 --> 01:25:11,416 Look for it. 1387 01:25:12,833 --> 01:25:14,583 How did you find out? 1388 01:25:15,833 --> 01:25:18,166 - I felt strange... - Dizzy. 1389 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:22,291 He's fucking laughing. 1390 01:25:23,166 --> 01:25:25,750 - My name's Emilio, not Carlo. - Your name's Carlo. 1391 01:25:25,833 --> 01:25:29,708 Your sister wants to come at... at noon. I'll do it again. 1392 01:25:29,791 --> 01:25:31,875 - It's been years. Years... - Us... 1393 01:25:33,708 --> 01:25:35,166 Were you supposed to talk? 1394 01:25:35,250 --> 01:25:37,708 - It's super soft. Touch it. - Anna. 1395 01:25:37,791 --> 01:25:39,291 - Yeah. - You look great. 1396 01:25:39,375 --> 01:25:41,208 We haven't said shit yet. 1397 01:25:41,291 --> 01:25:43,416 Oh no. My mistake, sorry. 1398 01:25:46,666 --> 01:25:48,625 I could see that coming. 1399 01:25:52,291 --> 01:25:54,125 Rocco fixed your... 1400 01:25:54,833 --> 01:25:55,958 You didn't finish? 1401 01:26:02,791 --> 01:26:04,541 We're in a cul-de-sac. 1402 01:28:46,750 --> 01:28:51,750 Subtitle translation by: Anastasia Grandis 97534