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Stanley, use the dog door.
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God, you're stupid.
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I'm going to show you
one more time,
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ok?
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[Sighs]
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Look, you just go
right through, ok?
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Right through here.
Right through.
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Go! Bing!
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Nothing at all, huh?
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All right, watch me.
Watch me and learn.
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Ooh, it's nice out here.
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I want to go out.
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I want to go out!
I want to go out!
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All right, hold your horses.
Let me grab my coat.
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Oh, God, I am so late!
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W-where's the milk?
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Not to worry.
It's all in here.
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All of it?
I wanted cereal.
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You should know
from now on,
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I'm starting each day
with a health smoothie.
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I've decided I want to
live a long, long time.
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You just decided. We--
we don't get a vote?
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Very funny, Doug.
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You know, I don't really
need all this milk.
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Help yourself.
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Oh, all right. Thanks.
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You should know
I've already added
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the bean curd
and the dulcolax.
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All-righty. Maybe
I'll have something else.
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Suit yourself.
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Ooh! Toaster strudel.
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'Cause I've decided
I want to die happy.
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[Telephone ringing]
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Hello.
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Yeah, just a second.
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Carrie! Telephone!
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(Carrie) I'm in the bathroom.
Could you take a message?
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Yeah, I got to
take a message.
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Oh. Uh-huh.
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It's someone
named Jack Brennan.
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He wants to know if you can
come to his apartment tonight.
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Should I be hearing this?
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(Carrie)
I'll take it up here.
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All right.
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She'll be right there.
And there she is.
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Doug, wait.
You can't leave yet.
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Sorry, but last night's sex
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is just going to
have to hold you.
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Yeah, right.
Anyway, listen.
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That was one of the
partners in my firm,
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and he's having a little
dinner party tonight
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for this new client,
and we're invited!
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Us? Why?
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Because the client
loves me!
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He's this big
Japanese mucky-muck,
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and for the last
couple of weeks,
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I've been showing him
around and stuff, you know.
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I'm not just
a secretary,
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I also schlep people.
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Here's the address.
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I'll meet you in the lobby
at 8:00, ok?
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Carrie, I can't.
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Why not?
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Hello, it's Thursday.
Double shift day.
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Doug, you know
I'm trying
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to make paralegal
at this firm.
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This is a great chance
for me to, you know,
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suck up.
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I want you to suck up.
I just can't be there.
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Well, you could
if you really wanted to.
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That's not true!
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I wouldn't be done
working until 8:00.
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Doug, 2 Thursdays ago,
you had a double shift,
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but you wanted to see that ladies'
kickboxing thing, remember?
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Somehow you made it
home by 7:30
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with a keg of beer
and a 3-foot sub.
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Yeah, that day everything
went just right.
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Come on, Carrie, even if
I could make it in time,
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you know I'm not good
at those things.
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I'd spill something,
and some lady would say,
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[in shrill voice]
"Oh, who invited that man?"
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Ok, shemp,
you made your point.
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You don't have to go.
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Come on, why do you
even need me there?
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I guess I don't
need you there.
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I just
would've liked it.
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Oh.
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It's still frozen.
What happened?
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Huh? I don't know.
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Hey, me and donelli are going to go eat.
You want to come?
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No, I'm skipping lunch.
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[Laughing] That's a good one.
Now, come on.
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I'm skipping lunch.
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Why, what's going on?
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Ah, there's this stupid
dinner party
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Carrie really wanted me
to go to tonight,
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so if I really hump it, I can get
there in time and surprise her.
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Ok.
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Well, where
you guys eating?
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Oh, that, uh, Philly cheese
steak place on northern blvd.
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The cheese steak place?
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Man, why don't you
just stab me?
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Did I say
the cheese steak place?
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No, I meant
the luncheonette on 24th
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with the rats
and the dirty counters.
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I like their fries.
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So you coming?
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No. Just go, go, go!
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Just grab me a little
something-something
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for the road.
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Let's see here.
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75 cents.
Just enough.
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[Coins clanking]
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[Whirring]
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Come on, baby.
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Jump.
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Come on, come on.
Drop. Drop for daddy.
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Drop for me!
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Come on!
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All right, fine.
You want to play that game?
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Let's get it on!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Are you sure
you don't want to come?
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Just go!
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Oh! Didn't expect that.
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Hello!
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(Arthur)
Who's there?
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It's me, Spence.
Is Doug here?
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No, he's out.
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Ok. Bye.
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Wait!
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What?
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Come down here
and play with me.
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I'm tired of playing
with myself.
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Pardon me?
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So, how's
that job of yours
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taking tolls
on the bridge?
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I don't take tolls
on the bridge.
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I sell tokens
on the subway.
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Oh, a thousand pardons.
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You know, it's
a pretty interesting job.
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It's a great place
to observe people.
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Yeah. Well,
now you can observe
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your bishop disappearing.
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You know, the other day,
it was raining,
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and everybody
was fumbling around
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with their briefcases
and umbrellas,
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trying to get their tokens
into the slot.
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It struck me
kind of funny.
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Yeah. Little man in
glass booth has last laugh.
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Anyway,
it occurred to me
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that whoever
invents a backpack
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that can also hold
an umbrella...
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It would be
pretty handy.
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You know, you might be
on to something there.
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What do you mean?
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Your backpack.
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With the proper handling,
an item like that
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could make us
a pretty penny.
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What are you saying,
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that we can actually
make them ourselves?
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Why not?
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Back in the 50s, I was
in and out of marketing
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almost 8 months.
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(Doug)
Jawanda, it's heffernan.
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I, uh, just finished
my route.
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I'll drop the truck
back later tonight.
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[Grunting]
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[Honking]
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Here's your suit,
my man.
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Thanks for picking it up. Only
way I can make the party.
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Have a good time,
all right?
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Hey, you got anything
to eat on you?
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I literally have
not eaten all day.
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Sorry.
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Any more gum?
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I'm chewing my last piece.
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How long
you been chewing it?
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Does that matter?
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All right, all right.
Just go. Go!
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Then phase 3, we show the
design to the money guys,
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get the start-up capital,
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and bam!
We're in production.
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Yeah, but, maybe
we should make 'em
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someplace like Pakistan or Mexico,
you know, for the cheap labor.
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Hey!
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The unipack will be made
on American soil
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by American workers
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making decent
American union wages!
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All right,
all right, relax.
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We start out small,
sell 'em in the subway.
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Then we branch out
to the specialty stores.
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Then we go worldwide!
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Yeah! I--I just read that that
China market is opening up.
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Sure.
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What are there, 2
billion Chinese people?
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If we sell each one
a unipack,
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that's how many unipacks?
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2 billion.
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Whoa!
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[Elevator bell dings]
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Whoa! I'm right here.
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H-hi, Mr. Brennan.
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Hello, Carrie.
Hi.
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I was just a little
thrown by the--the--
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oh, yes. It's
a private elevator.
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Oh, well. That's nice work
if you can get it.
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Ahem.
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Listen, I--I just want to thank
you so much for inviting me.
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I'm just so thrilled
to be part of this thing.
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Carrie!
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[Japanese accent] I'm so
glad you could make it.
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Oh, thank you.
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It's so good to see you
again, Mr. fugita.
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So, I understand Carrie has been
showing you around our little town.
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Oh, yes. Yesterday
she took me to eat
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at a very delicious
rib joint.
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Right.
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Then a peep show.
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That was his idea.
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Didn't expense it.
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So, Carrie,
where is your husband?
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Oh, he, um, he--
he couldn't make it.
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Hi, I'm Doug heffernan.
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I'm here for the party
in Mr. Brennan's apartment.
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Take this elevator
up to the penthouse.
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Uh, listen,
I just came from work.
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Is there some room
where I could change in?
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Nope.
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Well, where
do you change?
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Changing room
in the back.
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I can't use it?
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Nope.
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[Sighing]
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Carrie
got us tickets
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to a wonderful show
last night.
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What was it, uh...
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Bring in the...
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'Da noise,bring in 'da funk.
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Yes, yes, yes.
Very lively.
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[Elevator bell dings]
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Hey, hon'.
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Hi. Hi.
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Sorry about that. I was sort
of bankin' on a hallway.
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I usually don't strip at parties
unless I get paid first.
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Ok, honey.
Thank you.
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Good to meet you, Doug.
Jack Brennan.
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Hey, how are you?
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And this
is Mr. fugita.
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Nice to meet you.
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Very nice
to meet you, Doug.
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So, sumo wrestler?
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No, just fat.
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Oh, ed, Julie.
Glad you could make it.
255
00:11:43,368 --> 00:11:44,968
Excuse us
a moment.
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00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,609
What was that little stunt about?
I thought you weren't coming.
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I wasn't, but then I felt bad,
I wanted to come surprise you.
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You did! I was
expecting pants!
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Would you give me
a break?
260
00:11:59,818 --> 00:12:03,421
I--I--I busted my butt to
get here to support you.
261
00:12:03,488 --> 00:12:05,723
I'm sorry.
You're right.
262
00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:07,224
I'm glad you're here.
263
00:12:07,292 --> 00:12:09,126
Thanks.
Now, when's dinner?
264
00:12:09,194 --> 00:12:10,894
There's no dinner.
265
00:12:10,962 --> 00:12:12,630
You said this
was a dinner party.
266
00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:15,366
Yeah, but then Brennan told me at
the office that it was just drinks.
267
00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:16,600
Why didn't you tell me?
268
00:12:16,668 --> 00:12:18,369
I didn't know
you were coming.
269
00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:19,937
I--I haven't eaten
all day.
270
00:12:20,004 --> 00:12:21,706
All right,
all right.
271
00:12:21,773 --> 00:12:23,207
Now, just listen. We'll
get you taken care of.
272
00:12:23,274 --> 00:12:25,376
There's some hors d'oeuvres
over there. Come on.
273
00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:27,745
Maybe there's something
greasy on a stick.
274
00:12:30,081 --> 00:12:31,982
Wh-what is this stuff?
275
00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:34,117
Well, you got some
pickled carrots,
276
00:12:34,185 --> 00:12:35,486
radishes.
277
00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:37,120
Can I fix you
a plate of this, uh,
278
00:12:37,188 --> 00:12:38,956
shredded brown stuff?
279
00:12:39,023 --> 00:12:40,891
[Grunts]
280
00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:42,526
This stuff
can't be for people.
281
00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:44,795
They must have
some kind of bird.
282
00:12:44,863 --> 00:12:47,064
Hey, let's go find it
and put it on a stick.
283
00:12:47,131 --> 00:12:49,233
All right, before
you start eating pets,
284
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:50,768
let's just peek
in the kitchen.
285
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:52,703
I'm sure they're making
some hot hors d'oeuvres.
286
00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:55,473
They must be. They can't expect
to serve people just this crap.
287
00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:57,107
Hey, how are you?
288
00:12:57,175 --> 00:12:58,509
Ok, all right,
come on.
289
00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:01,579
Let's take a peek,
but be casual.
290
00:13:01,646 --> 00:13:02,613
Ok.
291
00:13:13,892 --> 00:13:15,860
I think I'm gonna cry.
292
00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:21,131
(Spence)
Oh, man, I love this country.
293
00:13:21,199 --> 00:13:23,133
Yeah. Where else could
a couple of schmoes
294
00:13:23,201 --> 00:13:24,368
with nothing
but a dream
295
00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:26,837
end up with a multimillion
dollar company?
296
00:13:26,905 --> 00:13:28,773
Oh, it's going
to be sweet.
297
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,341
I think I'll buy
a house at the beach.
298
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,611
One that's big enough
for me and my mom
299
00:13:33,678 --> 00:13:35,479
to have our own rooms.
300
00:13:36,748 --> 00:13:37,981
I'm thinking boat.
301
00:13:38,049 --> 00:13:40,518
S.S. Unipackout of Newport news.
302
00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,654
Whoo, that's living!
303
00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:45,088
We got no problems at all!
304
00:13:45,156 --> 00:13:46,290
None at all.
305
00:13:46,357 --> 00:13:49,192
At least, not until
the patent expires.
306
00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:51,361
Oh, right. The patent.
307
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,464
Then the market will
probably get flooded
308
00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:55,198
with cheap knockoffs.
309
00:13:55,266 --> 00:13:57,635
We got to develop
some new products.
310
00:13:57,702 --> 00:13:58,903
You're the head
of r & d.
311
00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:00,037
What do you got?
312
00:14:00,104 --> 00:14:01,104
Nothing.
313
00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:03,574
Nothing? What the hell
do you do all day?
314
00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:11,649
You know, I think
the foundation we've set up
315
00:14:11,716 --> 00:14:12,983
for the Nakamura corporation
316
00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:14,752
is going to be
just marvelous.
317
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:16,854
Community grants,
scholarships.
318
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:20,123
And it's not a bad
tax shelter either.
319
00:14:20,191 --> 00:14:22,827
(Brennan) Yes, but I know
that's not why you did it.
320
00:14:22,894 --> 00:14:25,663
(Fugita) Of course not. With
all the success we've had,
321
00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:28,566
it's our responsibility
to give something back,
322
00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:30,200
and we're proud
to do it.
323
00:14:30,268 --> 00:14:31,368
Well, needless to say,
324
00:14:31,436 --> 00:14:33,270
everyone at Jacobs,
heskell, and Palmer...
325
00:14:33,338 --> 00:14:35,673
What are you doing?
326
00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:38,241
I think I found
some kind of cracker.
327
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:42,045
That is a button
from the couch!
328
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,784
Would you just
settle down?
329
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,486
[Rattling]
330
00:14:48,553 --> 00:14:51,455
Hey, uh, what
you got there?
331
00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:52,823
Mints.
Would you like one?
332
00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:53,858
Oh.
333
00:14:53,925 --> 00:14:55,258
[Laughing]
Thanks.
334
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,166
Thank you.
335
00:15:09,207 --> 00:15:11,809
Will you stop it?
336
00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:13,844
I'm sorry.
Can we go?
337
00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:16,146
Not until
after the kabuki.
338
00:15:20,385 --> 00:15:22,486
Excuse me.
339
00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,822
You know where
the restroom is?
340
00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:27,357
It's right
over there.
341
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,093
[Sighing]
342
00:15:45,176 --> 00:15:47,144
It's like
a twilight zone!
343
00:15:49,247 --> 00:15:50,948
Doug, what
are you doing now?
344
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,583
Looking for
something to eat.
345
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:53,984
This is
my boss' apartment.
346
00:15:54,052 --> 00:15:55,786
You can't just rifle
through his kitchen!
347
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,988
Carrie, if I don't eat
something in the next minute,
348
00:15:58,056 --> 00:15:59,122
I will die!
349
00:16:00,525 --> 00:16:02,492
All right, all right.
Let's just get you fed
350
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,461
and out of here quickly!
351
00:16:06,197 --> 00:16:07,798
I'm not having
any luck, are you?
352
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:08,933
Nothing.
353
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,602
I guess rich people
don't like to nosh.
354
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,370
Chewable vitamin cs!
355
00:16:15,907 --> 00:16:18,141
God, they're not chewable!
They're not chewable!
356
00:16:18,209 --> 00:16:19,877
Doug, don't spit
in their sink!
357
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:21,378
They're obviously
clean freaks!
358
00:16:21,446 --> 00:16:23,080
Stop it! Stop it!
359
00:16:23,147 --> 00:16:24,281
Stop!
360
00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:29,820
Oh.
361
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:31,288
Eggs. Score.
362
00:16:31,355 --> 00:16:32,957
No. No. No.
363
00:16:33,024 --> 00:16:34,291
No. No.
364
00:16:34,358 --> 00:16:35,759
I'm just making
an omelet.
365
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:36,794
No!
366
00:16:36,861 --> 00:16:38,462
Just a plain one.
367
00:16:38,529 --> 00:16:40,664
Doug, they're gonna to start
to wonder where we are!
368
00:16:42,033 --> 00:16:43,667
If you work
with me on this,
369
00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:46,070
it'll go faster.
370
00:16:46,137 --> 00:16:48,572
I need a frying pan
and a whisk.
371
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,207
Oh, here
you both are.
372
00:16:50,274 --> 00:16:52,275
Yes. Yes.
373
00:16:52,343 --> 00:16:54,144
We were so impressed
by your bathroom
374
00:16:54,212 --> 00:16:56,013
that we thought
the kitchen must be
375
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:57,781
really something.
376
00:16:57,849 --> 00:16:59,282
It is lovely.
377
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:02,319
I love how you didn't spoil
it with a lot of messy food.
378
00:17:03,521 --> 00:17:04,855
Well, we spend
most of our time
379
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,189
at our house
on the island,
380
00:17:06,257 --> 00:17:08,726
so there's usually
not a morsel to eat here.
381
00:17:08,793 --> 00:17:09,960
Really?
382
00:17:12,063 --> 00:17:14,765
Listen, Mr. fugita
really likes you two.
383
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:17,300
Come on back out and chat him
up a little more. Come on.
384
00:17:17,368 --> 00:17:18,702
Sure. Sure.
385
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,339
Come on, hon'.
386
00:17:24,175 --> 00:17:25,442
Come, now!
387
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,186
Good God,
that is disgusting!
388
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:38,889
More than you think.
389
00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:40,223
They weren't fresh.
390
00:17:43,995 --> 00:17:46,296
(Spence) What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?
391
00:17:46,364 --> 00:17:47,831
When the knockoffs
hit the market,
392
00:17:47,899 --> 00:17:49,566
we're going to be
hemorrhaging red ink!
393
00:17:49,634 --> 00:17:51,735
It's not my fault. It's
those lazy American workers
394
00:17:51,803 --> 00:17:53,537
sucking us dry
with their fat paychecks
395
00:17:53,604 --> 00:17:55,105
and their bloated benefits!
396
00:17:55,173 --> 00:17:57,041
You had to give 'em dental.
397
00:17:57,108 --> 00:17:59,276
I didn't know
what I was signin'!
398
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,413
Look...
399
00:18:04,615 --> 00:18:06,850
Maybe the thing
to do is...
400
00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:08,752
Bring in
somebody fresh.
401
00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:11,922
What do you mean?
402
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:14,558
Just somebody to run the
day-to-day operation.
403
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:16,426
You know, make the company
lean and mean.
404
00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:18,361
You trying to squeeze me out?
No!
405
00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:19,763
I knew it
from the beginning!
406
00:18:19,831 --> 00:18:21,899
You were just waiting to
put the boot in my ass!
407
00:18:21,966 --> 00:18:23,233
You're crazy,
old man, crazy!
408
00:18:23,301 --> 00:18:25,836
You ungrateful punk!
I made you!
409
00:18:26,938 --> 00:18:28,572
I'm sorry.
410
00:18:28,639 --> 00:18:31,675
I'm--I'm just trying to figure
a way out of this thing.
411
00:18:32,643 --> 00:18:34,511
Well...
412
00:18:34,579 --> 00:18:36,914
There may be
one way out.
413
00:18:38,616 --> 00:18:40,050
What?
414
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:42,886
We torch the factory
for the insurance money.
415
00:18:44,322 --> 00:18:47,324
What if somebody
gets hurt or killed?
416
00:18:48,426 --> 00:18:50,027
Then God help us all.
417
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:58,602
♪[Traditional
Japanese music playing]
418
00:19:14,886 --> 00:19:16,053
Oh.
419
00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:18,155
What is it?
420
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:21,024
I feel nauseous.
421
00:19:21,092 --> 00:19:22,793
No, you don't.
422
00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:25,028
Carrie,
all I've had all day
423
00:19:25,096 --> 00:19:26,630
is a pickled carrot,
424
00:19:26,697 --> 00:19:28,999
a box of tic tacs,
2 raw eggs, and...
425
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,600
Some plant food.
426
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:34,404
Just take deep breaths.
You'll be fine.
427
00:19:36,107 --> 00:19:37,407
I know.
428
00:19:37,475 --> 00:19:39,176
[Breathing heavily]
429
00:19:50,288 --> 00:19:52,089
I'm going to throw up.
430
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,757
Doug, if you throw up,
431
00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:55,458
I will leave you!
432
00:19:55,526 --> 00:19:57,261
Sorry, but it's
out of my hands.
433
00:20:00,298 --> 00:20:01,431
Hey.
434
00:20:10,608 --> 00:20:12,309
[Doorknob rattling]
435
00:20:33,998 --> 00:20:37,000
Hey, thanks again
for coming tonight.
436
00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:39,036
So, how's your
stomach feeling?
437
00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:41,071
Scared and a little hurt.
438
00:20:42,673 --> 00:20:44,041
Poor baby.
439
00:20:44,108 --> 00:20:45,175
As soon as we get home,
440
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:47,211
I will make you something
to settle it.
441
00:20:48,279 --> 00:20:49,679
You mean,
maybe like, uh,
442
00:20:49,747 --> 00:20:51,381
a couple of pieces of toast?
443
00:20:51,449 --> 00:20:52,415
Ok.
444
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:57,020
And maybe some cheese
and salami in between them.
445
00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:11,335
[Slurping loudly]
446
00:21:18,509 --> 00:21:19,977
[Gnawing noisily]
447
00:21:23,214 --> 00:21:24,781
[Chewing noisily]
448
00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:37,961
[Honking loudly]
449
00:21:47,705 --> 00:21:49,106
[Gulping noisily]
450
00:21:55,413 --> 00:21:56,947
Ah!
451
00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:01,318
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