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Ta-da.

Oh, wow.

Impressive.

You have no idea

No.

This is a scale model of the new

See? Electric Vehicle

Wow.

For real this time.

Look at all the little people.

And that one right there,

So, why am I holding

Is it because I fix cars

No, Daddy. Then you'd

And I don't have any action

I assume I don't

Well, actually, you do,

Hey, Mama, check it out.

Okay, you two have been

Hey, hey.

Malcolm, you'll never guess

Um, looks like a scale

Well, yeah, you know,

He probably told you.

This looks expensive.

Can we afford to

Well, Pops made a bundle

Yeah, but that's

We can't risk that.

As Michael Jordan once said,

you don't take.

It's Wayne Gretzky.

Look, don't worry

We're going to borrow

All right? They're going to be

And I'm going to be like,

And then they're going

please take our money,"

"Aw, I don't know, man."

And then they gonna offer me

and I'll be like,

(laughter)

That's when they gonna double

and I'm gonna be like,

(laughter, excited chatter)

Eh... Back to real life.

You know, it's never

It is when you

Servicing electric vehicles that

It's going to be huge.

Oh, and it lights up.

Oh!

Well, check this out.

Your company has a

How progressive of you, Pop.

Hey, look, me?

you know what I'm saying?

my own bathroom.

I get a shy bladder

MARTY:

(laughing)

You better.

* Welcome to the block,

* Welcome to the hood. *

Ooh. Good news. The laser tag

for Grover's birthday.

They still can't do my party,

They said no.

Hmm.

It just seems like...

You know,

There's a lot of strategy in LT.

Oh, boy.

You have to be stealth,

and you always keep

so nobody can sneak up on you.

Hey, Gregory.

Oh, hi. I'm Gemma, Dave's wife.

Gregory.

Uh, we were just

and planning our son's

Oh, birthdays are fun.

Being married for 20 years,

your wife tells you she's

Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.

Yeah, that's

(clears throat) Gregory.

That's really tough.

I'm going to go.

Yeah.

You haven't finished your lunch.

I'm full.

Gosh, Gregory, I'm really sorry

Oh, it's working out okay.

I'm looking forward

I've moved into a condo.

Oh, and I'm working out

Well, that's great. Seems like

With the same trainer

I am never going to prepay

But it sounds like you're

Ha! Yeah. Please.

in coming to a party

and 20 or so screaming kids

let me know.

Sounds like fun. Thanks.

Yeah, you're welcome.

Sounds like fun?

What the hell just happened?

You invited your weird,

sad-ass boss to our

I don't know.

I was obviously joking

Was he obviously joking

It's not clear that he knows

But maybe he does.

Well, you better figure it out.

Our little boy is

You only get one

Well, you only ever really

You think that was a smart thing

I can't have that downer

I don't want the kids to see how

What am I supposed to do?

It's already weird.

Just give him the wrong date

I do it all the time.

Is that why I missed

when we first moved here?

All right, it's looking good.

(mutters, sniffs)

Check you out, Pop.

Looking cleaner

Ah. Survey says you ain't lying.

Okay. What's the occasion?

Well, me and Marty,

we're going to the bank

Okay.

No!

What?

Go put on a suit.

What's wrong with this?

It's not a suit.

If there's one thing

it's that you have to look

if you want people

Well, then I'm good,

You paid $250 for gym clothes?

Go change.

But, Daddy...

Great to see you again, Calvin.

Marty. I remember when you

running around the Pit Stop

Oh, that was my other

Oh, this is the nerd.

Mm-hmm.

How you doing?

Good. Good.

So, what am I looking at?

Well, you're looking

You see the people

electric cars,

they're hostages

We're going to give them

How are you going to do that?

Well, the first thing we have

Son, I got this.

Kids.

Doug, the problem with

they're electrified, all right?

There's electricity.

You mix that, obviously--

of the electrolytes

And if you take these and you

electron...

Why don't you go ahead and

Just gonna hop in right there.

First of all,

You see,

each car manufacturer

has its own

And if you can figure out how to

which,

I can, then you can repair

any brand of electric car.

And we could do it

Huh. That is an interesting

securing the loan with?

Well, we never do a loan

Your home, investment property.

(stammers)

You don't need collateral

It's no risk.

I mean, you know me,

so that's collateral enough.

(laughing forcefully)

(chuckling)

There we go. There we go!

All right. So, uh,

how long are we talking?

Just let me talk to my team,

There is no flagpole,

Well...

So you're not going to

I'm not.

But I didn't want to say it

I'm the nerd.

Hey, Gregory.

Uh, just curious.

birthday party sounded like fun,

Were you joking?

Me? No.

Good. Because I spent

(laughing)

That's funny.

It's your wife's loss. You are

He doesn't have

He has abs.

But I wasn't joking.

You...

My God. Uh...

You got my son a PlayStation 5.

Yes. How weird

at a kid's party without a gift?

(chuckles)

Sure. Because, you know,

Yeah.

So the bank said no?

I had on my best suit,

I even hit him with

(chuckles loudly)

Telling me we need collateral.

(Tina groans)

You know what? Look,

You know?

And if it's any consolation,

Well, my dreams are shattered,

It's a wash.

What am I hearing?

One rejection and y'all

Do you know how many times

crashed to the ground

How many?

I don't know exactly, Pop,

but I'm sure

Marty doesn't need to

He needs to stay at JPL,

Statistically, more people die

Stop hating on my point,

I'm just saying that maybe

the universe

Maybe Marty should keep

steady job and

keep our nice, cozy nest egg.

I don't want to just

Especially when we're

And if we don't do it,

You know what?

like a tech start-up.

Exactly. You see, they

Yeah, they move fast.

So do toddlers.

What I'm saying is,

to work at JPL

Now he's an angel investor.

Angel investor?

That sound like a fancy way

Marty, I ain't doing nothing

Marty, I feel ridiculous.

I got on this big jacket,

Dad, this is what

meeting with

Well, it better work fast,

because I'm cold on the bottom

(humming)

What was that?

That's who we're here to meet.

(grunting rhythmically)

Marty and Marty's dad!

What is up?

Pike? Is that your last

Yes.

Guys, have a seat.

Uh, you know,

I don't have beanbag knees.

Take a swing.

Yeah. Okay, sure.

Okay.

All right.

Yeah. Feeling litty.

Let's get into it.

Use-use your legs, Daddy.

Okay.

Uh... You got to...

Hey, uh, I hate to

is this a business

Ha! Daycare center.

I like this guy.

Yeah. My dad is hilarious.

I'm going to cut to the chase.

I read your guys' one-liner.

I'm very interested.

Okay, well,

we think there's

a huge market in EVs that are

One question.

You're going to reverse engineer

Yes.

Oh.

I'm sorry, I missed it, guys.

I'm in.

So, wait a minute.

You don't have to, uh, talk

(laughs)

Okay. Whoa.

I only got one problem.

You guys aren't

We need to add a zero.

Well, all right!

Dudes, let's make history.

I'll text my guy to

Morton Alderman.

You're under arrest

wire fraud and

Securities fraud?

Officer, could you let him hit

Was he sending you money?

Money? No.

No, no, no, no, no.

No money. No, no.

He was sending me a meme.

Y-You seen the one with the baby

on the horse,

And the daddy say,

It was...

Yeah.

(weapons chirping)

So not fair.

What happened?

We just won again.

Gregory is so good!

Yes, he is.

Every round, he zapped me

in the first five seconds.

You left yourself

This game is so easy.

Gregory, you were

Hey, Gemma, thank you so much

How you doing, Mumbles?

I didn't want

He's been having

Ah. Well, I just caught him

but maybe that'll

Mumbles, were you a naughty boy?

Hey, you know what, Gregory?

You know, feel free to take...

(weapon chirping)

Come on, man. Really?

There are no rules in war,

I am so sorry

But, look, don't

There's so many other

Remember we went to that

and we saw that guy

You thought that was so cool.

I need bees, Tina.

Oh, look.

Yeah.

Okay. Not right now, Gregory.

Day? Must be nice.

My wife left me

Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

Damn, that's prime Pitt.

It's not just his looks.

I'm just a normie

on his fourth

And now

Here I am, stuck at

I didn't even want to go to, but

Dave invited me

Hey, Gregory,

and he is scaring the kids.

Oh, God.

Oh...

Man.

What?

I'm Gregory.

What? What are you

I'm Gregory.

I just lost my fiancée,

a boring job,

Oh, no. Come on, Marty.

I drive a Chevy Bolt!

That's the Corolla

Calm down, Marty,

We'll...

Calvin, I love that you're

And I always will.

You know what?

Go for it.

Excuse me?

To hell with counting

This is a great idea.

get that loan, let's do it.

Are you serious?

Baby, I believe in us.

You know, I was so

I wasn't thinking

I don't want him to end up

Really, Mama?

So, Dad, are we back in?

Yes.

We in it to win it.

It's a risk we can handle

We got the house.

Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You are risking the house?

All right, Pop,

Betting on yourself.

I'm not that bold.

No, I'm risking your house.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, that seems

I like it, and I'm in.

Of course you're in, Marty.

I'm not even involved

Shh! Don't worry, baby.

Worst-case scenario,

back in with your mama.

I mean, it's a win-win for me.

And listen, Malcolm.

If we lose the house,

I'll give you your deposit back.

I didn't give you any deposit.

So what the hell

LeBron to the hole. Boom!

Ha-ha! I love this game.

You know, this is the best

Can I get a turn?

In a minute.

You said that 90 minutes ago.

Well, I'm only down

I can't believe Gregory

Me neither.

and play it anytime.

You what?

Well, I mean,

(doorbell rings)

It couldn't be, could it?

It is.

Ha! Gregory.

Surprised to see you here

at... 9:00 p.m.

Yeah, it wasn't my plan,

but Grover invited me

Guess I got next.

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