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Oh, hey, Calvin.
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Ah, you sure are working on
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Well, a classic truck
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It's keeping you
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What's your point, Dave?
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No point. Just...
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Good. So you're not
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Nope.
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Just can't help
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if it's because
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Sure, you made a nice chunk
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is just one big question mark,
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Well, I was looking into my
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My rocker arms are knocking.
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I just need to adjust
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You know, Calvin...
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those are made-up
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No, they're not, Dave.
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Look, I just sold
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I'm-a find my next thing.
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You built a birdhouse
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Birds can't open doors.
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It is not a birdhouse.
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It's a great way for neighbors
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and build a better
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And it is a great
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Can I put stickers on it?
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No.
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No, no.
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Oh, no.
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Grover, no.
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Cherish these moments, Grover.
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Will you look at that.
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It's a copy of my book.
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You wrote a book?
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Uh, why is this the first time
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Well, you know, I don't like
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about being a published author.
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Came out years ago.
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The Unboxed You:
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How to Get Out
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and Into the Box You Need.
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By the time I'm done
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I'm done reading for the day.
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That's too bad, because I think
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that book could really help you.
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(chuckles) Did you
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Well...
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You know, with a book like this,
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it's not really about
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It's more about metrics,
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So that's a no?
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You know what? I'm going
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(laughs) Okay. Dave,
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So that you could put
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Please.
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So that's a yes.
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* Welcome to the block,
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* Welcome to the hood. *
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Marty? What are you
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Isn't today a workday?
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Yes, Father, but I've decided
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to redefine what a workday
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Oh.
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He's mad at JPL for
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whatever that thing was.
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It was a prototype
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into the atmosphere
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And I love it.
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Yeah, well, they didn't.
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So as an act
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I am quiet quitting.
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You quitting that good job?
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No, I'm quiet quitting.
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I don't care
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I'm-a still
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Quiet quitting
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Yeah, it's all the rage.
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streaking for millennials.
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It is nothing like streaking.
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No, it-it's a social
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if you don't feel
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you don't give them
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You do the bare minimum.
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of the day open to do things
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So, what are you doing?
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It's mostly playlists.
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But, but...
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I'm opening my mind
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that truly fulfills me, because
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So you ghosting your career?
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How do you know ghosting, but
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TINA:
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There's my big scholar.
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I'm just taking
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Mwah.
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Aren't you embarrassed, Marty?
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Here you are "quiet
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And your brother's
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finishing his degree.
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Wait a minute.
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Yeah.
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That's in your face!
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Shoot.
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Nobody's borrowed my book yet.
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The library's only been up
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I bet the neighbors
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Gemma, did you leave
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This is hot, smutty garbage.
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I'm loving it!
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So people have taken your books.
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That's nice.
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What's wrong with Dave?
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He wrote a book a few years ago
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and now no one's even taking
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Aw, let me see it.
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The Unboxed You:
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How to Get Out
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and Into the Box You Need.
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Ooh, wow. It's really...
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Ooh.
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(sighs)
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Good luck because, honestly,
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Well, the cover's not great,
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Somebody might enjoy it.
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Tina, please,
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I'm telling y'all,
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An oxygen lounge?
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Yes!
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All I got to do is knock
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build out a quiet lounge area,
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and fill it with cool,
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So what am I breathing
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Air.
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Doesn't air have oxygen?
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I don't know, Calvin.
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All I know is
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to let them sit in
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Well, Que, what's stopping you?
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I'm just looking for
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Why are you looking at me?
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Well, I know you're looking
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And when you
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you got Diddy money.
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Well, Diddy didn't get rich
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Now, "diddy"?
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When I become
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you'll be begging to get in.
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Oh, Que, will you stop
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Look, is he looking
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to get out of bed
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Absolutely.
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Is there a great book out there
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that might help him find
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Is he looking at me
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that I should stop talking?
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Definitely.
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Look, Calvin,
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But if you're looking to invest
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I've got it.
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Oh, Lord.
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Hold on. Trent,
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Okay, so you know how
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are just a free-for-all,
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people swiping left and right?
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Well, what if there was an app
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with a concierge where
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and find the right girls
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And you would be that concierge?
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You already know.
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So people would pay you
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And I will pay the girls
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I might be mistaken,
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(clears throat)
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wouldn't that
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Would you say that to eHarmony?
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It's an app, Dave.
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Trey's List.
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Of prostitutes.
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Nah, that name's too long.
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Hi, Professor Pinkler?
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Uh, no, I am not the professor.
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(clears throat)
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I'm Malcolm. I'm a student.
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(chuckles)
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Oh, you are?
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Yes, I am. I'm, uh,
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Just took a little break.
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Oh, to raise a family?
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No, to play baseball.
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Oh, hello.
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You must be Dean Ramilton.
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They told me
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No, I am not the dean.
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(chuckling): I'm a student.
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Oh, uh, continuing education?
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No, regular student.
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Ah. G.I. Bill.
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No, no, no,
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I-I'm a baseball coach.
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And we are 11-2, so...
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Wow, pencils.
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You got an abacus
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All right, people, welcome.
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Please open your Blackboard app
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and on the right-hand
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you can mark yourselves present,
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then open the syllabus tab
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So what's Blackboard?
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It's an app.
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You need your login.
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It's in your portal.
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Right. (chuckles)
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I have a portal?
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Uh-oh, Mr. Malcolm's confused.
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(laughter)
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Mr. Malcolm?
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And I am not confused.
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I just... Uh, I don't
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to put my number in and make the
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Can someone help this man?
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He's a veteran, for God's sake.
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I am not a vet...
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Whatever, man.
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Can you...?
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Well, my car battery is almost
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and I can't install
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because my landlord is too cheap
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to upgrade the electrical panel.
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(scoffs) Well, your
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and handsome.
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Dad, come on.
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I thought you charged
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Well, yeah, I used to,
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so all the charging
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You see, I told you
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You all worried
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Yes, I am.
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There's no way I'm ever
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Electric cars are the future.
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Well, here in the present,
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looks like your ass
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Oh, hey, Malcolm, how was
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I don't want
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Ooh! Yeah, I know
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That's what I used to say when
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I got picked on
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And middle school.
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And the first semester
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But then I found
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Yeah, well, they clowned me
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They gonna ask me if I
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(laughter)
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Like Fred and them.
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(laughter)
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It is not funny.
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Wilma!
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Stop that.
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Leave my baby alone.
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Yeah, well, then they all went
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Oh, man, they were probably just
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(laughter)
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Gemma!
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Someone checked out my book.
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What? Really?
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Oh, that's great
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You know, Calvin,
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you should really
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It is finally finding
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You know what?
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I should probably put more out.
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I hope I have extra copies.
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Mm-hmm. Oh, you have three
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Which is crazy,
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You know, Calvin,
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it's very common.
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After a big life change,
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like the end of a career,
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you know, it's very
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Is it normal
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I'm just saying, it is
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"Take the I Out of Failure
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Where? At the end?
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"Successi"?
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I'm serious, Calvin.
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It could really help you.
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I-I don't need your help.
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Well, maybe you
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Now, see, this is what
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You decide
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and then you decide
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It's condescending.
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Is it really?
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See, there you go.
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Don't you slam
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So, if we're talking about
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then you cannot leave out
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and Zora Neale Hurston.
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Somebody read the material.
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Somebody was probably there.
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Right, Malcolm?
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No, Kiefer, not right.
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Hey, Malcolm.
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Oh, are you on a Zoom?
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No, it's okay. I...
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Ah, I put it on mute.
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Okay, well, Mommy
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Ooh, yeah.
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You are the best, Mama.
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Ooh.
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Are those the kids
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Yep, that's them.
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Especially Kiefer,
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Right there.
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You know what, Malcolm?
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If they don't want to be friends
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You're smart and you're sweet
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You think so, Mama?
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I know so, baby.
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Oh, love you.
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Mmm, I love you more,
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(laughter)
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All right, well, enjoy!
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Okay.
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Mwah, mwah,
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Oh, oh.
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(laughs)
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Mm.
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That's pretty good.
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I am not on mute, am I?
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No.
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Oh, damn, man. Oh.
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Maybe I am old.
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Still not on mute.
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Oh, damn!
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Grover, I'm not giving
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Not candy. Crypto candy.
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I heard you were
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and trust me, you want to
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Here. I'm going to give you five
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Go on, now.
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(sighs)
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I am so tired of everybody
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hitting me up
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If I wanted to waste my money,
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(laughs):
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What is Dave's book
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Gemma asked me to take it
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No one else would.
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Are you surprised?
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I mean, what kind of
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"A kernel of an idea
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It's never going to pop if
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You know what?
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This is weird,
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What are you doing?
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from our doorbell camera.
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Why?
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of my book and they've
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I want to see who my fans are.
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Dave, no! No.
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Respect their privacy.
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They took your book
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You don't want this
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Is that you?
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Then why did you
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HIPAA?
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Marty? Why'd you take an Uber?
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Because, Dad, my car's battery
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isn't holding
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I had just enough juice
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where half the charging spaces
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and the other half
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by gas guzzlers!
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Hey, I only park there
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because it's closest
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What?
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Anyway, replacing the battery
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is going to cost a fortune
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So take it somewhere else.
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There isn't any place else.
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No one else services them.
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Huh. So...
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they get to charge you
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because they're
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Exactly.
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Huh.
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What?
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Marty, electric cars
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Daddy, do you need to lie down?
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No, your charging situation
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gives me a kernel.
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Now, we need to shuck
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and pop that thing.
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Let me get you a cold cloth.
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Mama!
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Marty, listen.
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All right? Just think about it.
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For the first time
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there are old electric cars.
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All right? And the only
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are the overpriced
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So, somebody's going
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and make a lot of money.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you just realizing that now?
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Hey, Malcolm.
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How old am I today, huh?
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What, did I save
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Did I have a beeper?
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Malcolm, about that.
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I thought we were
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Now we realize...
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there's nothing funny
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Y'all didn't bully me, okay?
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I am a grown-ass man.
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It's okay, Malcolm.
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We heard what your mom said.
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We made you feel different.
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We would cancel ourselves
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Oh, canceling is when--
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I know what canceling is.
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Okay, people,
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The servers are down,
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so you're going to take
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Oh, man.
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Uh, Malcolm?
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Could we borrow pencils?
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Well, I guess, uh,
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they don't have pencils
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The reason no third-party
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is the companies each have
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And that's a problem?
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If you give me
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I can reverse-engineer
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And that's good?
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Well, all right.
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Come on, Marty, let's put our
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I mean, you're tech savvy,
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...and people and mechanics...
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...and marketing and looking
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Charisma, you know?
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I-I get it, Daddy,
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But, you know, why has this
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Because we've been
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Think of it like the jungle gym.
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The great idea
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and there are lots
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But sometimes the best route
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and find a different path.
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(clapping)
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Oh, damn.
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You read my book.
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Chapter six: "The Jungle Gym
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Wait, is that where
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Ha! You read chapter 12, too?
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I knew it!
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You know, I may
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It was a'ight.
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It was a'ight.
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That's the nicest thing
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$30,000 for candy
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Well, it exists.
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Why not?
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Because it's in
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So if I want my candy,
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No, you can't drive there.
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It's on the Internet.
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But you can sell your
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for much more
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But what's it worth?
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Today, nothing.
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B-But tomorrow, who knows?
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Boy, if you
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Here.
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Take this five dollars
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Go on, now.
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(sighs)
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