Original subtitles

Aw, our baby broke

and he's out

Eh, he's okay.

He's just waiting for Necie

to come get her stuff.

But he's in pain.

And he looks hungry.

I'll take him a snack.

No, no.

No, no, no, no.

Babe, sometimes you

be strong and power through it.

(knocking)

Oh, hey.

What's Marty doing

what are you doing...

He's waiting for Necie.

AW, he looks hungry.

See, that's what I said.

Will you give

CALVIN:

Okay.

Look, this is something he's

just gonna have to go through.

(gasps) Niecy's here.

She's getting out of her car.

(gasps) Oh, is he going

Oh, no, no, no.

No, it's looking

Oh, no...

It's a side hug.

What? No.

That's what you give

Oh. Uh...

Uh, N-Necie saw us.

Hey, Necie.

How you doing?

* Welcome to the block,

* Welcome to the hood. *

So, how was the drive over?

You know-- trafficky.

Ah. Yeah.

Hey, Necie, we're sure we're

I think we are.

And there's no reason

Hey, Marty, have you seen this

Oh, damn.

Hey, Necie.

So...

The coffee grinder.

You should keep it.

No, no, no, you.

You know I got somewhere

to be that is not here.

Where the hell

Look, I am happy getting

I mean, I know

but, uh, I'm gonna just

Y'all... Yeah.

I want you to keep it.

And before I forget...

Oh, the ring.

Oh, damn.

Uh...

Where's my other shoe?

You should keep it.

Oh, no, no, no.

Necie, I bought it for you.

It's yours.

You know

I ain't going far.

One shoe was plenty.

hop on out of here. Yeah.

CALVIN:

Look at this.

The wedding reception venue

I left them five voice mails

letting them know

Why are they

Calvin, is money that

Our son is right next door

about to say goodbye

And his poor dad is about

Well, at least we'll

when I take back

Ah, that's true.

There's a couple

(laughing)

What's so funny?

TINA:

What happened

I don't know, Mama.

But things were extremely

I had to get the hell out,

Goodness.

Were they fighting?

No, it was worse.

They were being super

And then she offered to

Well, as she should.

No wedding, no ring.

Why? It was a gift.

That's what Marty said.

And he refused to take it back.

H-Hold on, now.

That-that ring was a contract.

And that contract is void.

I agree. It's like

You have to give

Marty is not Spectrum.

And if we hadn't gotten married,

I would've kept the ring.

(giggles)

Who told you that?

Hey, guys.

What are y'all talking about?

Cliff diving.

Pickleball.

Ah, so... me, then.

TINA:

But we were just

I know, mom, and I

I even started

You see that?

I wasn't worried at all.

You are a Butler man. Strong.

Well, one bummer is you

me and Necie's

I really nailed

Aw.

well, no one got to see Dave

(chuckles)

This is a

Do you want to tell

Go ahead.

Uh...

Gemma and I had been

And then

and the DJ

and says, "Calling Mr. and Mrs.

And then, get this.

I'm sorry.

Gemma, you go. You tell

Then my mom jumps up,

grabs me and takes

So...

your first dance

was with your mom?

Yeah, yeah, you get it.

I-I told you it was funny.

That's not funny.

No, uh, Gemma, tell them.

We have been laughing

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

CALVIN:

Calvin Butler.

I left you, like, 14 messages.

Ah, yes, Mr. Butler.

Don't worry

It'll be cleaned

Actually, uh...

that's what I'm coming to tell

My son called off his wedding.

Oh, I'm so sorry

Ah, thank you.

He's gonna be okay.

He's strong.

But, uh, how do I

You put it back on the card?

Is there a check?

I'm sorry. Unfortunately,

you would see that all

(chuckles)

Believe me, I get it.

You know, I'm a businessman,

yourself from flaky customers.

But my son is no flake.

Yeah, he just realized

that he didn't want

I don't think you understand

It comes from the

which means

and non, which means

Ah.

I don't think you understand the

Which comes from the act

Okay, all right, Calvin, I-I

Look, pal.

You signed the contract,

The only way out

You're a smart guy.

You know what an act of God is.

Oh, yeah, there's definitely

moving around here.

Everyone just calm down.

I-I'm sure there's a way

We already worked it out.

You paid for my venue.

I provided the venue.

Doesn't sound like

(stammering)

Ooh-hoo!

Ah...

You know what,

I did pay

so I'm gonna use this venue,

and I want everything

But you said

Oh, the wedding is cancelled.

But the party?

What do you mean we're

The guy was gonna

(chuckles) Babe,

when I told him

Well, it sounds like

Uh, yes.

You know the saying.

Yeah, I don't

Okay, look at it this way.

We're gonna take

and turn it into a celebration.

A sad-lebration.

Okay, Daddy, we're gonna

But sure. I mean,

We already invited all

Let's do it.

See? That's my boy.

Now, will there be cake?

Eh, I don't think so.

Well, actually, we already

Then there will be cake!

(gasping)

Oh, look at you.

You kept the dress.

Yes, I did it for the people.

They deserve to see me in it.

Oh, hold still. Let me

No, no, no, Gemma.

This dress is going

as soon as the party is over.

Aw, I know it's expensive,

Oh, oh, no!

That's got to go back.

Everything okay, Mr. Butler?

Now, Joe, I believe

a flight of condiments.

There it is right

All I see

No aioli?

You can't have a flight

I believe that's

No, no, no breach,

Now get this man chimichurri.

It'll be here shortly.

Now, that's what

Hey, Tina, can I talk...

(distorted): No!

Get back!

Gemma, get your man!

She is already mad at me.

I've been going around for years

pouring salt in a wound that

Well, Dave, then fix it.

I'm trying, but I can't

But you can change

You mean...

I don't know what you mean.

Now she's mad at me, too.

* *

Hey, little bro, I see, uh,

I see you out here

You sure you're all right?

No, I'm not all right,

because you not dancing.

If you're on the dance

Yeah, but Marty, Marty,

Dance!

* *

Okay, look,

But now you got to be...

you got to be real

Now, I am your big brother,

and if this is all

let me know and I will

W-What is going on?

We're dancing, Daddy.

Marty says if you're

you got to dance, Pop.

Hey.

* *

All right.

But why are we dancing

when all these beautiful ladies

I mean, that one right there

has been eyeing you

You mean cousin Yvette?

That's cousin Yvette?

Okay, well, maybe not her.

And shame on you

I'm gonna tell your mom.

Oh! Yeah. I'm starving.

What do we have here?

Vegan pigs in a blanket with

Ugh.

That is so disgusting.

(sobbing)

Marty. Come on.

It's not that bad, man.

No, it... it's not that.

This whole day was supposed

We picked out everything

and the color scheme,

even those disgusting

Now everything's just reminding

I'm sorry. You guys just...

you guys just dance without me.

(sobbing)

Is he doing a sad moonwalk?

(sobbing)

Yeah, because

Look, you keep saying

because that's how

That's not who he is.

You know, things happened so

he barely had a

Hmm.

I guess...

my boy never really

And here I am

turning up like it's

I got to do something.

Hey, hey.

Really?

The bride and groom

I told you the wedding is off.

You paid for the topper.

God forbid you don't

(grunting)

Hey, Necie, can we...

Oh!

My God.

So sorry, Mr. Butler.

What are you doing here?

Look, I know

we're having

and I thought it'd be more fun

for everyone if you came.

Is the party, by any chance,

It is.

Couldn't get your

Okay.

Yes, you got me,

I am a cheap man.

But look, I just wanted

to get Marty's mind off

How's that working out?

Not good.

But that's

I didn't realize how

until the vegan pigs

Did everyone enjoy them?

Mm-hmm.

You know, this day

a celebration for

And I know Marty would really

I appreciate that,

It would be too hard on me.

Yeah. Yeah, I-I

I had to try though, huh?

All right.

Get back to it.

You know...

Necie, I just wanted

...that Marty's not gonna be

We all will.

You were

we never got a chance

I'm gonna miss you guys, too.

Uh...

I'd give you a hug,

Oh, it's all good.

I jogged in from

so I'm sweaty, too.

Okay. Yeah, go.

Go.

Oh! Napkin! Napkin!

Napkin!

GROVER:

quick announcement.

If you have

parked in front

you are about to be towed.

And now, please

to the dance floor,

where I present to you

What? No, you didn't.

Uh, yes, I did.

Get your butt out there!

("Crank That (Soulja Boy)"

* Soulja Boy off in this ho *

* Watch me crank it,

* Watch me crank

* Then Superman that ho *

* Now watch me you,

* Now watch me you, crank

Everybody, join the happy

* Now watch me you,

* Now watch me you, crank

* Now watch me you,

What the hell did I miss?

* Watch me lean

* Superman that, ho *

* Then watch me crank

* Super fresh,

My team's gonna

I don't think so.

If you recall,

I paid for the hall

It's 11:48.

You're a smart guy, Joe.

I don't like you.

Oh, and I want all

and put in my truck.

Get this man some damn boxes.

Oh, hey, hey, Marty.

Look, man, I want

I was raised to be hard

and never express

But sometimes being

being strong enough to

Did I not tell you that part?

No.

No, you pretty explicitly

Yeah... Look,

I'm sorry if I made you feel

like you had to

Are you okay?

I will be.

Thanks, Dad.

MARTY:

Hello.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

Your dad told me the vegan pigs

Yeah, yeah,

You want some?

Uh, there's a lot left.

No-no, thanks.

How you doing?

I'm okay.

Considering today

You know?

Yeah, I know.

It's too bad.

I was really looking forward

Well, you still can.

* *

Maybe we should

We can give them exactly seven.

So, Pop, where

vegan stuff-- in

No, the garbage.

I just wanted

All right, the

and I haven't gotten

Hey, Marty,

No, man, I...

Oh, wait,

Is that the ring?

Yeah, it is.

Necie must've stuck this in

Well, all right.

What?

The boy don't need to be

Mrs. Butler, I must say,

once again, you look

Well, enjoy it, because this

is the last time

(fabric rips)

Please tell me that

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