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So, Dad, how's it feel
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I'm not retired,
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Isn't that the definition
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Sure, I sold the Pit Stop,
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but I got a lot of irons
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Mark Cuban sold his company.
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(chuckles)
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No, because he owns
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Yeah, and, like,
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And like a fool,
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(laughs)
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Oh, that's funny.
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(laughs)
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You know, I just had
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Oh, she's been thinking
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Mm-hmm.
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Maybe, Calvin,
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maybe now is a good time
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to go on a vacation.
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Oh, so much planning
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Remember when we didn't
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and you said we will
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Well, now we have the money,
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and you don't have to worry
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with someone else.
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She got him.
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So now would be
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for us to take that
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but always dreamed of.
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Madrid.
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She thinking
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Imagine long strolls
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wine and tapas at sunset.
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I do like small plates.
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Yeah, and how about
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I do like hotel beds.
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Well, let's do it.
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Definitely.
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Definitely.
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But not right now.
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You know,
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I started cleaning out
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that's a whole thing,
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So, you know.
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Come on, Calvin,
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We just went to San Diego.
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We took a two-hour
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so you guys could go to that
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(laughs)
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(imitating hydraulics)
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(laughter)
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Come on, babe, we just
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What if something happened
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Like what, they lose a tooth?
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They're grown-ass men.
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And that Pit Stop is not
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You know, I have been
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just to have you
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and you know what,
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Okay, Tina...
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Hey, come on, Pop.
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Mom supported your dream
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for 30 years.
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Now it's your turn
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But I hate traveling.
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It's so expensive,
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there's always
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and there's never anything
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They always promise
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but it's only Sbarro's.
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Daddy.
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You got to do it.
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While you still can.
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How old do you think I am?
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Ah, goodness.
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Your mother was really excited
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about this trip idea,
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Yeah, and I guarantee
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pulled up on her computer.
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MARTY:
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Yeah.
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Tina, baby?
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Let's go eat
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Oh, baby, mmm-mmm-mmm.
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Thank you!
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Okay, our flight leaves
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or as they say in España,
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* Welcome to the block,
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* Welcome to the hood. *
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("Shave and a Haircut"
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BOTH:
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Oh, he's gonna be mad
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that we're playing a board game
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Hey!
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We were thinking,
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that maybe we would...
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You guys playing Scrabble
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You challenge every word, Dave.
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It is my right, Malcolm.
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Anyway, we thought
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if we got your dad a present
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for selling the shop.
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What if we got him
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Or is that too obvious?
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GEMMA:
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What if we got them
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It could be waiting for them in
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Hmm, Dad's not too into
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I can hear him now.
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"What am I, some kind of
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You know, Pop did mention
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We could finish
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Oh.
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We could clean it out
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for him to work
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A secret reno
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How HGTV of us.
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If I've said it once,
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checking a bag is
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You've said it a hundred times.
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You remember when
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and they lost my luggage?
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I had to flip my drawers
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for a week.
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Okay...
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are we visiting Spain
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Well, I need nine
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and eight nighttime looks.
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(chuckles)
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Two pairs of shorts,
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and ten pairs of drawers
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MAN:
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Oh, good.
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Are you checking
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Well, uh, my wife is.
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I know better than
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from my belongings.
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Yeah, here we go.
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Ma'am,
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your bag is three pounds
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Really, Ronnie? I mean,
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That's literally my job.
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Okay, fine, I'll just
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out of my bag
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She couldn't see this coming?
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All right, then.
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I'll just take a few things
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Okay, oh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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What?
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They touched the floor!
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Calvin, my underwear touched
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Babe, babe, you are literally
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at the airport.
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Oh, my God. Ugh!
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Tina...
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Tina-- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Okay. All right.
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Tina, Tina...
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All right, I'm
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now, in 15 hours
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under string lights, okay?
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Yeah. I like string lights.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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All right, um,
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Whew, look at that.
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So light.
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Two pounds over.
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Damn it, Ronnie, I swear,
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Ronnie think I'm playing.
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Everything in here is junk.
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Uh, I'm sorry, you're calling
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of Mighty Joe Young junk?
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(laughs)
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You know, this is the part
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where they hire somebody
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and do all this work for them.
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Oh, that's a great idea.
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I can call one of those
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You guys move all this junk
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we can go get brunch,
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all this stuff will be gone.
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Wait a minute.
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I am.
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(scanner beeps)
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(beep)
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to check your carry-on.
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Well, thank you for asking,
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The flight is overbooked.
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There's no more room
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Well, I'll-I'll just stick it
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Babe, just give her the bag
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Please.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Go. It's about to be some
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(beep)
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Oh, we're gonna need
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Look at this beautiful
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You know, calling
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while we got brunch
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(laughs)
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Some of us didn't see
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until all the biscuits
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Oh, wow, it is
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Okay, now the best man caves
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Now, what are we thinking?
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Oh, actually, you know
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Swords.
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Or, or, instead of swords,
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maybe it could be
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Uh, Dad, where is
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It's in the driveway,
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No, it's not.
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What?
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The smoker's not here.
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Maybe they moved it
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easier access to the trash.
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No, it's gone.
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Maybe they thought
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You did put those piles
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You watched us move it all,
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You didn't say any of that.
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Hey, man.
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Marty, don't you think
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a little more clear?
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Well, David, don't you think
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you should have put the trash
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from Dad's most prized
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Don't put this on me!
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(phone ringing)
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Oh, no, that's Mama.
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Don't answer it.
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Oh, there's no way
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(phone ringing)
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Oh, it's a video call.
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I have to, it's Mommy.
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No, Marty, don't...
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Hi, Mommy.
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What, your brother's sending me
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Oh, no, no, I meant to hit
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I-I just wanted y'all to see
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on a actual plane.
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Hey!
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The Butlers are
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Hey, where are y'all?
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Uh, nowhere.
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Yeah, no, we was out here
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Shh! You know what, y'all
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Have a great flight.
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He's gonna kill us.
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Okay.
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You know what, I'll just--
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I'll just put it right up
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No problem.
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Yeah, all right.
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We did it.
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I am so excited.
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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Oh.
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You got it, amigo.
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Yes.
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All right. Good?
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Here we go.
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Oh, you have a dog.
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Oh. Oh, okay.
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TINA:
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Okay.
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Where the hell
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You know,
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this is my seat.
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My-my seat comes
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Your dog is in my leg space.
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You don't like dogs?
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I like dogs fine.
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Well, you can pet him
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I don't like.
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You need to take your seats now
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so we can have
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Sherlock, sit.
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I can't take my seat because,
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I have nowhere
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because Shaggy here
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with Scooby-Doo.
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This man does not
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(all booing)
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Dog-ophobe!
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No, no, no, he loves dogs.
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He cried at Marley & Me.
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You know what?
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then somebody switch seats
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TINA: Yeah.
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That's what I thought.
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Sir, I need you
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We can't push away from the gate
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WOMAN:
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Oh, no. Oh, you know what?
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I'll sit down
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Uh-uh. That bag was tagged
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It's in the system.
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Well, just untag it.
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It doesn't work like that.
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Once it's tagged,
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We're going to have
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And that will cause a delay.
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Well...
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I-I... I am not a Karen.
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You know what?
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I don't...
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It's already
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You're supposed
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No, I will not hold
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(scoffs)
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Well, I guess we're buying
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The old one was getting
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Uh, Gemma, Gemma, Gemma,
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one does not simply
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Yeah, that thing had 20 years
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That's why
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Even the broccoli he cooked
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It's gonna ruin his vacation
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What the hell is wrong
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Okay, we are not
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They are probably having the
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VIRGINIA:
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We appreciate your patience
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This is on you, dog hater.
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I love dogs, lady.
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I also love
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I just don't want 'em
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Due to the delay...
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...our flight crew has gone over
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We are currently looking
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Oh, wait. No!
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Y-You can work
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I-I mean, come on. Doctors do
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Y'all can push
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VIRGINIA:
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from the recently-canceled
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Due to our combining
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and offering $2,000 to any
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Did you hear that, baby?
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$2,000.
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You're not really thinking
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I mean, Tina,
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we can get out of this hellhole
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I mean, maybe
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trying to tell us something.
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It's the universe telling me
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You know, I'm going to go get
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And this is the same
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Same model.
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This is so clean.
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Okay, guys, we're never going
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I agree.
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So I think we should
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and blame Dave.
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GEMMA:
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Mm-hmm.
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Let's blame him.
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Okay.
363
00:15:12,441 --> 00:15:13,681
Okay, you know what?
364
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How about we pin it on Grover?
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There's no way my dad's gonna
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00:15:18,181 --> 00:15:19,921
Yeah.
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None of you are
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If you had watched HGTV,
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00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,291
that this is the moment
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And then
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they get the perfect
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We're going
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Wait. Will that work?
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Yes, it'll work.
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Gemma, go get
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Marty, get a buttload
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00:15:40,871 --> 00:15:42,771
we're going
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00:15:42,971 --> 00:15:45,711
No one sleeps until
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00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:48,261
and smells fantastic!
380
00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:52,571
Excuse me.
381
00:15:53,541 --> 00:15:55,091
I knew it. I knew.
382
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:57,291
$2,000 was just
383
00:15:57,491 --> 00:15:59,221
Hold on, baby. Just...
384
00:15:59,421 --> 00:16:01,231
I have had enough, okay?
385
00:16:01,431 --> 00:16:02,691
Let's just go home.
386
00:16:02,891 --> 00:16:04,531
This has been
387
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,901
Tina, it has been.
388
00:16:07,101 --> 00:16:10,001
But that's why
389
00:16:10,201 --> 00:16:14,091
where, I assume,
390
00:16:16,091 --> 00:16:17,881
Really, babe?
391
00:16:18,081 --> 00:16:20,881
Are you sure, Calvin?
392
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,851
Yeah, well,
393
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:27,101
and it said,
394
00:16:28,601 --> 00:16:30,671
(laughs softly)
395
00:16:33,341 --> 00:16:35,031
Mmm. Oh, uh,
396
00:16:35,231 --> 00:16:38,931
my man, there's not a purse
397
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,001
Yeah.
398
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,301
(barks)
399
00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:45,991
* *
400
00:16:51,861 --> 00:16:53,511
Aah!
401
00:16:53,711 --> 00:16:56,481
* *
402
00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:58,971
Grease it up, boy!
403
00:17:13,121 --> 00:17:15,921
* *
404
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,031
(glass breaking,
405
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,721
* *
406
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,561
Wow. We did
407
00:17:37,761 --> 00:17:40,461
That thing
408
00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:42,561
Now for the final test.
409
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:44,201
Grover?!
410
00:17:44,401 --> 00:17:45,701
* *
411
00:17:45,901 --> 00:17:48,081
What does this asparagus
412
00:17:49,521 --> 00:17:51,751
* *
413
00:17:53,491 --> 00:17:54,341
Ribs?
414
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,161
(all cheering)
415
00:18:00,901 --> 00:18:03,551
(romantic guitar music playing)
416
00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:06,351
Mmm. Babe, you would think
417
00:18:06,551 --> 00:18:09,221
that the tiny portions would
418
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:12,161
but I have never eaten so much
419
00:18:12,361 --> 00:18:13,631
(laughs)
420
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:16,661
Ooh. Is it too late
421
00:18:16,861 --> 00:18:19,001
You know, you look beautiful
422
00:18:19,201 --> 00:18:20,471
Oh.
423
00:18:20,671 --> 00:18:22,071
And I love you in that shirt.
424
00:18:22,271 --> 00:18:24,441
And I look forward
425
00:18:24,641 --> 00:18:28,411
(both laughing)
426
00:18:28,611 --> 00:18:30,481
You know,
427
00:18:30,681 --> 00:18:33,041
I've always been worried
428
00:18:33,251 --> 00:18:34,851
working so hard.
429
00:18:35,051 --> 00:18:39,981
I... I never took the time
430
00:18:40,181 --> 00:18:42,291
But...
431
00:18:42,491 --> 00:18:45,491
traveling the world
432
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:49,361
drinking good wine and eating
433
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:52,061
(laughs)
434
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:53,901
This.
435
00:18:54,101 --> 00:18:55,681
This is what I want.
436
00:18:57,151 --> 00:19:00,121
Well, this
437
00:19:03,091 --> 00:19:05,581
Well, it took
438
00:19:05,781 --> 00:19:09,011
I finally got my boyfriend back.
439
00:19:09,211 --> 00:19:11,201
Mmm. Mwah.
440
00:19:12,471 --> 00:19:14,921
Well, maybe I like
441
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,091
Well, you're going to really
442
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:18,591
'cause
443
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,331
Hmm.
444
00:19:21,531 --> 00:19:23,131
I like Fiji.
445
00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:26,201
'Cause we won't need
446
00:19:26,401 --> 00:19:28,921
* *
447
00:19:36,621 --> 00:19:38,481
ALL:
448
00:19:38,681 --> 00:19:42,211
Oh, my.
449
00:19:42,411 --> 00:19:43,751
Well, all right!
450
00:19:43,951 --> 00:19:46,281
(laughs)
451
00:19:46,481 --> 00:19:47,851
Yeah. We wanted to do something
452
00:19:48,051 --> 00:19:49,751
to say congratulations
453
00:19:49,951 --> 00:19:52,391
Yeah, congrats, Pop. Now you can
454
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,811
Yeah, and just not
455
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,561
Y'all did all of this
456
00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:59,701
There was a lot of junk in here.
457
00:19:59,901 --> 00:20:01,931
Oh, girl, we know.
458
00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:04,841
(laughing): Yeah.
459
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:07,071
Thank you. Thank you, guys.
460
00:20:07,271 --> 00:20:10,411
we're glad you like it, and,
461
00:20:10,611 --> 00:20:12,481
exactly where you thought
462
00:20:12,681 --> 00:20:16,481
totally unchanged,
463
00:20:16,681 --> 00:20:17,951
Pull-pull it back, Dave.
464
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,251
Pull it back, pull it back.
465
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:21,021
MALCOLM:
466
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,851
Yeah. Well, there's my baby.
467
00:20:23,051 --> 00:20:24,321
I'm sure gonna miss her.
468
00:20:24,521 --> 00:20:25,661
DAVE:
469
00:20:25,861 --> 00:20:27,311
What's that now?
470
00:20:28,111 --> 00:20:30,431
Yeah. I won't be needing
471
00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:32,561
I'm into wood grilling now.
472
00:20:32,761 --> 00:20:35,431
Yeah. that's how
473
00:20:35,631 --> 00:20:38,671
(Calvin laughs)
474
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,671
A la brasa es delicioso.
475
00:20:41,871 --> 00:20:43,511
(Tina laughs)
476
00:20:43,711 --> 00:20:45,441
I'll just call one
477
00:20:45,641 --> 00:20:47,351
to haul it away.
478
00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:51,551
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