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Uh, don't mean to bother you,

but we're looking for a young lady.

She's about 25, this tall?

Uh, she's wearing a wedding dress.

A wedding dress! In here? Seriously?

You might want to try the church two blocks over.

- Okay, but wait-- - Have a nice day now.

It's okay. They're gone. You can come out now.

[sighs]

Thank you.

I'm sorry to be so much trouble.

Ah, no trouble at all!

We get plenty of runaway brides here.

Really?

I'm kidding.

You're my first.

Now, why don't you tell me what's really going on?

Just why are you...

hiding from the groomsmen?

[♪♪♪]

[Venetian blinds clacking]

Is it all right if I stay here until you open?

I'll make you a deal--

you can stay as long as you want,

but first,

you have to tell me why you don't want to get married.

Well, that's the thing...

I do.

Okay.

But then, why did you run in here

to hide from those three groomsmen?

It's because of the wedding.

Your wedding?

No, a different one.

I guess I should start at the beginning.

Good idea.

This wedding, who was getting married?

Nolan.

"Nolan"?

Who's Nolan?

[British accent] He is a guy.

I met him at the courthouse

when I was filing paperwork for your LLC.

Ooh, what is he--

a jewel thief or something?

He's not a criminal, thank you.

He's a prosecutor.

Wait-- I have an LLC?

Do you pay attention to any of the things

I make you sign, or--?

That's why I have you for a business manager--

- [grunts] - ...so I don't have to.

Danny, you have to think about the future.

You can't keep--

You can't keep acting like a--

like a rookie trying to steal home plate

with a-- with a batter on the...

infield?

Why don't you leave the baseball analogies

- to me, okay? - My point is--

Why do you always have to have a point?

Can't you just do anything because it's fun?

Well, I mean, if the point is to have fun,

then absolutely, yes, I can.

Great!

Then you're gonna have fun

being my plus-one to my sister's wedding.

Me? I thought you were bringing Colin?

Didn't work out between us.

Turns out... he didn't like baseball.

You didn't tell me that.

You okay? Is there anything I can do?

I'm good.

I may strike out occasionally,

but I'm always ready to step up to the plate and--

- [whump] - ...knock it outta the park.

See?

Now, that's a baseball analogy.

Boom!

Home run! And the crowd goes wild!

[feigning a crowd's roar]

I truly hate it when you do that.

[Danny continues imitating a cheering crowd]

Can you just--

- Wait! - I need you to sign it.

In a minute!

No. I have to go to a meeting. Can you please sign it?

Yes! Whoo!

Congratulations.

[Danny sighs]

Danny, are you even gonna read it?

Zack, I trust you.

Kenny, the usual, and a Shirley Temple.

Oh, two cherries.

Beat you again, "Betty Monster."

- Not for long, "MLB". - What?

Your game tag--

"Major League Baseball," so predictable.

Whatever.

Well, I will see you lot tomorrow.

You're coming to Hannah's wedding?

Yes, looks like I am the designated plus-one.

And try to dress up a little, will ya?

Of course, sir.

Oh, is my order ready?

I'm glad you're bringing Zack.

He's a good guy.

I'm not "bringing" him. He's coming with me.

There's a huge difference.

Uh-huh.

"Uh-huh"? What "uh-huh"?

Shouldn't you two be dating by now?

Us? [scoffs] No!

We are complete opposites.

I'm jeans, he's suits.

I'm baseball. He's...

...chess.

You're funny, he's smart.

Exactly! Wait, what?

And he's one of the few people on Earth

that can tell you what to do.

That's only because he has access to my checking account.

We're friends... that's all.

Just good friends.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[Elizabeth] So they went to Hannah's wedding.

[Kate] Hannah?

[Elizabeth] Danny's sister. She married Wyatt.

[Kate] Not Nolan?

[Elizabeth] I'm getting to him.

[♪♪♪]

[Jackson] Go easy on Milo. He's a good kid.

If possible.

Dad, I can dance on my own two feet, you know.

Just humor me, okay?

[♪♪♪]

Looks like Pete's made a new friend.

Hmm.

When are you gonna introduce me

to your new boyfriend-- the criminal?

First, his name's Nolan.

Second,

he is not my boyfriend.

We've been on one date.

Can I get to know a guy

before I make him face "Hurricane Danny"?

Am I gonna like him?

You don't like anybody I date.

Mm. That's not true.

I liked what's-his-face-- the lion tamer.

"The lion tamer"?

What, Brett? The veterinarian?

Yeah. Whatever happened to him?

I will tell you,

if you tell me what happened between you and Colin.

Oh?

He was jealous of my LLC.

[both snickering]

No. Come on, seriously.

I don't know-- it wasn't one big thing.

It was just a bunch of little things, that...

by themselves, you can set aside, you know?

Put 'em on the shelf, pretend they're not there,

but I guess we both agreed, over time,

that the shelf was just getting too full.

I'm sorry.

Thanks.

But hey...

you're Danny Hart, right?

Even when you strike out,

you're ready to... get back out there on the...

...dish-hitting things?

[both laughing]

You are the business manager

for four players on a baseball team!

I know--

How do you not understand the game?

Well, I'll tell you.

I don't have to understand it.

I just have to put up with it.

Oh, because of me?

Uh, yes, actually, because of you.

That's what friends do, isn't it?

Put up with things their friends like,

even if they don't?

In other words...

...I need to be nice to the jewel thief

when I meet him.

Ooh, "if" you meet him.

Oh, if?

Yes, big if!

- [Danny scoffs] - [Zack laughs]

[Elizabeth] And, about a month later, he did.

Sorry I'm late.

Judge Clayton loves to give jury instructions

that go on for days.

Hi.

Hi.

You must be Danny?

I hear you're probably not going to like me.

Jury's still out.

"Jury"? Because I'm a prosecutor.

That's funny. Zack said you were funny.

I'm hilarious.

All I need is a brick wall and a microphone--

I can take my act on the road.

Oh, right, I get it-- like a standup comic.

That's funny.

So, Danny...

Phillies going to the World Series this year?

You're a fan?

I've had CP Rankin Club season tickets

since I was in college.

Oh? Right behind home plate.

Impressive.

Not really.

I just don't like heights.

I saw you pitch that no-hitter against the A's.

Epic.

You're one of the best players they ever had.

I told you you'd like him.

Shh! Grown-ups are talking.

Order him a drink.

So...

"the best player in the history of baseball"--

go on!

You're great.

I thought you said that you didn't like him.

That was before I met him.

So you do like him?

I don't know. [sighs]

I mean...

he's really smart, super-nice, loves baseball...

But?

Nolan doesn't laugh.

He smiles and says, "That's funny"

or "ha, ha,"

but he doesn't actually laugh.

I don't know why it's bugging me so much.

Tch. I do.

Would you let that go, please?

Jacks is right.

You may say you and Zack are only friends,

but, subconsciously...

It's not subconscious at all.

I just don't want to see him waste his time

with the wrong guy, that's all.

Isn't that Zack's decision to make, not yours?

[grunting intensely]

- [machine chugs] - [grunts]

[crack]

- [grumbling] We are friends. - [bat cracks]

- [grunts] - Nothing is subconscious.

Everything is fine.

[whack]

[Zack] When I first heard Pete and Chelsea got engaged,

I didn't know.

Pete actually proposed at the airport?

[chuckling] Yeah!

I think it surprised everybody-- especially Chelsea--

but I've never seen either one of them happier.

Yeah, well, love'll do that to you.

Hey, I know they're gonna want you at the wedding,

and not just as my brother's plus-one.

I think everybody's looking forward

to meeting your new-- ♪ boyfriend! ♪

Ahem. Yeah. About that--

Oh, did I say the wrong thing?

No, no, no.

It's-It's fine, it's just, um,

me and Nolan didn't really work out.

[sighing] I'm sorry.

Danny didn't tell me.

Danny doesn't know.

Really?

Yeah, well, he's got a lot on his plate at the moment.

You know, season's starting.

Didn't want to add to it.

Okay, but you guys are such close friends, I...

Yeah, I know. That was part of the reason.

I will tell him, I just, you know...

want to find the right moment.

Anyway...

thank you.

Oh, of course.

Ooh! It was good to catch up.

I'm sorry about Nolan,

but don't worry-- I won't tell Danny.

Your secret's safe with me.

Thanks.

See you at the wedding!

[stunned] They broke up?

Zack told me at lunch a week ago!

Why didn't he say anything?

Well, you and Pete and Jackson were so busy

getting lost in the woods--

"Stranded"! We were stranded.

Uh-huh. Anyway, I guess he has his reasons.

I promised him I wouldn't say anything,

but he just looks so sad over there!

[Danny groans]

What do I do?

You keep telling everyone you two are just friends,

so... go be a friend!

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

- Milo? - Hey.

[♪♪♪]

You look like the Great Gatsby,

standing out here.

Thanks.

No green light, though.

Okay, so I am the worst friend ever.

Oh, agreed.

Why tonight?

I should've known something was wrong.

Mm.

Hannah told me about Nolan.

Mm. Kind of hoped she would.

[sighs] I'm sorry. I didn't even think to ask.

Well, that's okay. You know--

you were busy, getting lost in the woods.

"Stranded." We were stranded.

Sorry, yes.

I'll make sure to enter that

into the official record of the event.

So what happened? Huh?

I don't really wanna talk about it.

Okay.

So let's... dance about it.

No, no, no, no!

♪ ...friends with you ♪

♪ All's fair in love and war ♪

♪ Something keeps me getting closer to you... ♪

What do you care? You never even liked the guy.

That's not true. I liked Nolan.

[scoffs] "That's funny."

Okay, yes, I think Nolan has some quirks.

Mm-hmm.

But he's a good guy...

and you loved him, don't you?

I did.

I do.

So what happened?

I asked him to marry me.

Really?

Yeah.

He said no.

Wow. That's...

Wow.

I guess I should have something more comforting to say,

but all I've got is "wow."

Yeah, well...

he said the timing isn't right.

Well, you did say he was taking on more cases.

Danny, we both know what "the timing isn't right" means.

It means, "I don't love you enough to marry you."

Yeah.

Yeah...

I never really liked the guy, anyway.

[laughing] I knew it!

Oh, it's just...

sometimes, I feel like...

you pulled back on who you are when you're with him.

What do you mean?

Well, you like to laugh.

Oh, right. And he doesn't laugh-- yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it's not that, it's...

...you laughed less when you were with him.

[♪♪♪]

♪ ...Tell me why you never called me ♪

[♪♪♪]

♪ Something keeps me... ♪

- [phone rings] - Sorry.

♪ ...closer to you ♪

I should take this.

[♪♪♪]

[Jackson] Okay, so you had your big chance,

and you blew it.

What chance?

Zack was baring his soul to you.

Why didn't you just tell him you got feelings for him?

Mm. I don't know that I have feelings for Zack.

- Really? - Come again?

Okay, fine. Fine!

..."If" I have feelings for Zack--

that is a question, not statement.

And what is the answer to that question?

[chuckles] It's not that easy.

Zack and I have been friends for a long time.

Lots of people go from being friends to something more.

Sorry, Pete.

Wouldn't work out between us.

[chuckles] You know what I mean.

Being in love with someone, and they're your best friend?

Well, and what if he doesn't have feelings for me, huh?

[both] What if he does?

He proposed to Nolan.

What am I supposed to say?

"Hey, sorry your first choice didn't work out.

What about me?"

Look, you don't have to go

and make some grand pronouncement of love

for him right this second.

Just answer the question.

Do you have feelings for Zack?

Yes.

[both] Okay!

Then do something about it.

We're not saying it's gotta be right here, right now.

- Aren't we? - Are we?

- We are. - Yes, we are!

It's gotta be right here, right now.

Or it could be never.

[♪♪♪]

[slurping]

[chuckling] Wow.

We believe in you, big boy.

[exhales] Yeah, we do.

[♪♪♪]

Hey!

Hi.

How's it going?

Good... I think.

Good.

Good. That's good.

That was Nolan.

How's Nolan?

He's not great.

He said it was the worst week of his life

and that he couldn't imagine us not being together.

He asked if the proposal was still on the table.

Uh-huh.

And what'd you say?

I said yes.

And what'd he say?

We're getting married.

[forced cheer] You're kidding. What?

Congratulations.

Thank you. I can't believe it!

I can't believe it either.

[laughter]

Oh, there's so much to plan.

[exhaling] So much!

Um...

but first things first.

I'm gonna need a best man.

Uh-huh.

Are you up for the job?

Me?

Yes, of course, you! Who else am I gonna ask?

What do you say?

Danny...

...will you be my best man?

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[Kate] So, don't keep me in suspense--

did Danny agree to be Zack's best man?

More than that--

he agreed to help plan their wedding, too.

Oh... that sounds complicated.

More than you know.

[sighs]

[♪♪♪]

Hey. Sorry. Sorry I'm late.

Practice ran over.

How's it going?

Great,

if my fiancé can find space in his calendar

to squeeze in our wedding.

I thought we were going with May?

I thought I could do May,

but now it's looking more like June, maybe...

definitely at least July--

probably.

I don't even think he wants to get married.

Of course, I do.

It's just this new case

looks like it's gonna drag on into next year.

I had a meeting with the defense attorneys this morning.

[text alert chimes]

I'm sorry, I have to go.

The judge wants to see us in her chambers in 20 minutes.

Sounds like a pretty big case.

It is,

if I want to be District Attorney someday.

But it is not as big as us getting married.

I'll try to make things work for May, okay?

Promise?

100%. Okay? Gotta run.

You two, get to work.

Make it the wedding of his dreams.

"Our" dreams.

I meant that.

Besides...

my dream is to be with you.

Danny, just make sure he gets whatever he wants.

One pony coming right up!

Pony?

Oh, that's funny!

[claps his back]

[footsteps receding]

Pony?

Remember? You said you wanted one.

Yeah, when I was nine.

Some dreams never die, Zack.

[♪♪♪]

So, are you sure about Nolan?

[haughtily] What? What kind of question is that?

Of course, I'm sure about him! I'm marrying him, aren't I?

I was talking about May.

Oh.

Yeah, it's-- it's gonna be fine.

When Nolan says "100%," he means it.

Okay.

And what was that?

What was what?

"Okay." I know what that means!

It means you think I'm making a huge mistake--

I'm gonna regret everything.

You got all that from "okay"?

[snaps] You don't think I should marry him, do you?

Relax!

I haven't seen you this worked up

since Brooks Brothers

discontinued the "Fitzgerald" cut.

[softens] Well, it's hard to find

a suit that fits that well off the rack, you know that.

Okay.

[lid claps shut]

What... is really going on?

[sighs] I'm sorry, okay? I just...

I really didn't expect

I'd be planning this whole wedding by myself.

[Brooklyn accent] What am I, chopped liver?

[chuckles weakly]

You hate planning things.

True...

but I like you.

So, let's start with the big one--

...where do you want to get married?

Well...

I was actually thinking Greece.

[gulps]

[sputters]

Greece?

Yeah.

Remember when you and I went to Santorini

for the European nationals?

Vaguely.

Well, we always said we wanted to go back, right?

Yes, we did.

We did say that.

And this is the perfect opportunity.

Do remember that, um, that winery on the hill

that had the amazing view?

Yeah.

It's amazing.

Right?

Well, turns out

they host weddings,

and they do it all--

flowers, catering, the lot.

So what do you think?

Me and Nolan getting married in Greece?

A Greek wedding...

[forced] ...sounds perfect.

Right?

[gulping]

Mm.

Are you kidding me?

You're his best man,

and you're planning his wedding?

Did you get hit in the head with a foul ball?

Guys, chill!

Everything is gonna be fine.

No, it's not.

You're just setting yourself up to get hurt.

You know how you feel about Zack.

Yeah, about that--

I think maybe I just had a momentary lapse of reason.

I was probably delirious

from wandering the Bulgarian forest for a week.

It was one night.

And we barely moved.

Okay, then maybe...

I was just caught up in the romance

of Pete and Chelsea's wedding.

Either way, I have come to my senses and realized

that Zack is my friend

and just my friend,

nothing more.

And I am going to be

the best...

- [thud] - ...best...

- man... - [crash]

- ...ever! - [bam]

[♪♪♪]

Water break?

Yeah...

And how did that go?

Well, at first, things went pretty smoothly.

Danny really came through for Zack.

[♪♪♪]

It helped

that the winery in Greece handled

most of the arrangements.

Of course, it didn't help

that this was the winery that Danny and Zack had been to

when they were in Greece together.

[♪♪♪]

And since Nolan was busy with that important trial,

Danny and Zack were pretty much left on their own...

together.

That definitely didn't make things easier.

But Danny was a trooper,

and for the next few months,

he helped Zack get everything ready for the big event.

Somehow, he almost managed to convince himself

that he didn't actually have any feelings for Zack,

and that this whole thing

wasn't really breaking his heart after all.

But then there was the tuxedo incident.

What was "the tuxedo incident"?

Well, it was a wedding...

so they needed new suits.

[Danny] Do I really have to wear a tie?

Yes.

[Danny] Are you sure?

Because I think a baseball jersey

would add some whimsy to the proceedings.

[Zack snorts]

Danny, how long have you known me?

What do I say about whimsy?

[Danny, in British accent] "What's the point?"

Exactly.

Okay, fine! But I'm gonna need your help.

Okay. Come on out.

[♪♪♪]

Wow. You look...

What?

You look good.

You've seen me in a tux before.

Not that one.

Hmm.

I'm sorry Nolan couldn't make it.

Yeah, me too.

You said "Nolan".

Well, yeah, that's his name, isn't it?

Yes! I know that.

I just didn't know you did.

You usually call him "the jewel thief" or something.

I figured I'd better lay off of that.

He's a lawyer. He might sue me.

Yeah, I'd just be happy

if he showed up once in a while to help,

but... at least you're here.

What are best friends for?

Ahem.

Well...

you... are...

sort of...

all set.

Hey... we look pretty good.

Yeah.

We sure do.

[Elizabeth] And that's the moment

Danny realized he had a problem.

[♪♪♪]

[Kate] So Danny's secretly

in love with his long-time friend Zack,

but Zack is engaged to be married to Nolan?

And Danny is also Zack's best man

and in charge of planning the wedding.

Isn't that kind of a conflict of interest?

Uh-huh.

And that's how they ended up with a climbing wall.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Ta-dah! ♪

[Nolan] Okay...

I'll admit this isn't exactly

the first thing that came to mind

when you said you were arranging a bachelor party.

Yeah.

I was thinking more cigars and martinis.

Nope!

This, my friends, is how we are going to celebrate

the upcoming nuptials

of Zack and... Nolan!

Look, we really don't have to do this,

if you don't want to.

We can, you know, just...

Oh.

Oh, no...

I completely forgot you have a thing about heights, Nolan.

I am so sorry.

Hey, no problem.

You know what?

Why don't we just go and do something else?

That's a great idea.

No, guys, we came all this way.

Let me... give it a shot.

Are you sure?

In these clothes?

Why not?

Maybe this is my year to try new things.

I mean, we're getting married, right?

[mouthing words]

Well, all right.

What are you up to?

What? What are you talking about?

I can't believe you're trying to show up the fiancé

of one of your best friends.

I am not trying to show him up.

I just want Zack to see

that he and Nolan aren't exactly...

compatible.

Mm. And you and Zack are?

Yes. As a matter of fact, we are.

Okay. So just go tell him.

I'm going to.

As soon as I get him up there alone.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a wall to climb.

Why me?

[Danny] Whoo!

Why me?

See you at the top!

Ha, ha! Whoo!

You don't have to do this if you don't want to, Nolan.

I want to.

Don't worry about me.

Just go.

[sighs with resolve]

[mutters] Okay, you got this.

[♪♪♪]

Fun, right?

Yeah, yeah.

You really didn't remember about Nolan's heights thing?

All right, I need to talk to you about something.

Okay, what?

Well, actually, it's about you and me.

Okay, still what?

Well, see, the thing is...

I think-- I think we...

have, um--

[Nolan] You were right!

This is great!

[Zack laughs]

What happened to your fear of heights?

Guess it's gone. Thanks, Danny!

[forces a laugh]

[♪♪♪]

Last one to the top buys the first round.

[♪♪♪]

[Danny grunts, then gasps]

[Danny grumbling and groaning]

First round's on you, Danny.

[guys chuckling]

[hushed] What are you doing?

- What? - I told him.

Danny, you can't do this.

You can't tell the truth about your feelings to Zack.

It's too late for that.

He's right.

Zack is in love with Nolan.

They're getting married.

If you try and mess that up,

you could lose one of your best friends.

What am I supposed to do?

I can't tell him the truth,

and I can't be around him, if I don't-- it's too hard.

Maybe you just need to take a step back,

give yourself a chance to breathe.

How am I supposed to do that? I'm his best man.

Maybe you shouldn't be.

[♪♪♪]

But how do I tell him that

without losing one of my best friends?

[♪♪♪]

[Zack] Well, I think we're in pretty good shape

for three months out.

The people from the winery have been great,

so now it's just ironing out details.

- That's good to hear. - Yeah.

And me and Nolan are gonna fly out to Greece

two weeks before

just to make sure, like, everything's set.

Do you know when you're gonna fly out yet?

Yeah, about that, um...

Do not tell me you have a game that weekend.

No, no. It's not that.

Good. Because I don't know how I would do this without you.

[chuckles awkwardly]

Honestly.

I know I haven't said it,

but I just want you to know

how much I appreciate everything you've done.

Well, I don't think I've really done that much.

Are you kidding?

Please, I can manage

multi-million-dollar investment portfolios in my sleep,

but picking a color scheme for this wedding

has nearly killed me.

[chuckles] Yeah.

When you were thinking chartreuse and navy blue,

I knew we had a problem.

Exactly.

And I'll admit, I was a bit skeptical

about your choice of bachelor party location, but...

it kind of turned out to be a blast.

So there was a point to the fun. See?

- Huh? - [chuckling]

I'm serious.

Thank you.

I wouldn't have got this far without you.

You're welcome.

Oh, hey, there was something you wanted to say to me

when we were hanging off that wall.

Oh... nah. Nothing. Not important.

Okay.

Well, then... let's discuss bouton-noires.

Can't believe those words just came out of my mouth.

Neither can I,

because it's actually pronounced "boutonniere".

Oh, that's sweet, but, no, it's not.

I'm English. We invented the language.

But I have got some great options

the winery sent through.

[♪♪♪]

Sorry. Sorry.

It's okay.

I've only been standing here

with two cold hotdogs in my hands for 10 minutes.

Okay, I am just going to say it.

McPherson has a conflict,

and they need me to take over on the Smithfield case.

Okay.

When does that start?

In about two hours.

- What? - I'm going to get a continuance,

but it means that I need to be here

for the next couple of weeks.

We're getting married in a couple of weeks!

We fly to Greece tomorrow morning!

I know, I know, I already talked to the judge,

and I can fly in on the 28th.

Nolan, we're getting married on the 29th!

I'm sorry, Zack, but I really have no choice.

Besides, the winery did most of the work already,

and you and Danny have taken care of the rest.

It's really just...

dotting the "I"s and crossing the "T"s.

You love doing that.

Do I?

[texts start dinging repeatedly]

I've gotta go.

Look.

I love you, okay?

And I can't wait for us to be married

so I can spend the rest of my life

making this up to you.

Sure you're gonna have time?

That's funny.

I wasn't really joking.

[♪♪♪]

So it's gonna be fine, right?

It's gonna be better than fine. It's gonna be great.

I mean, he is right.

You know, everything's done,

so he doesn't need to do anything

until the actual wedding.

Oh, yeah, that part is important.

Yeah.

And this is a big deal for him.

You know, if he wants to run for D.A. next year,

he's gonna need cases like this on his resume.

I'd vote for him.

Yeah.

So it's all good, right?

Right.

It's gonna be the happiest day of my life.

They'll write songs about it.

Then why am I not happy?

Because you wanted to spend the next few weeks in Greece

with the guy that you love.

Yeah. Yeah, I did.

Maybe I should go over to his house,

teach him a lesson.

Oh, yeah? Like what?

I don't know.

Ring his doorbell, run away?

[snickers] Perfect!

Come on.

Oh, thank you.

So I will see you on the 27th, then, right?

Yeah. I'd come earlier,

but we've got some away games, so...

I'll be fine.

You're gonna be better than fine.

You're getting married.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm getting married.

[car engine starts]

[♪♪♪]

He's getting married.

[Pete] So how are you doing with everything?

Fantastic! Never better.

[groans bitterly]

Clearly.

Have you heard from him?

Yeah, he texted me when he landed last night.

He's going to the winery today,

where, in two weeks,

they'll say their "I dos," they'll kiss,

and spend the rest of their lives together

in wedded bliss.

And you're very happy for them.

- Thrilled! - [wham]

[fumes] Ohh.

Guys...

I don't know how I'm gonna do this.

I'm sorry we're not going to be there

to help you get through it.

It's all right.

It's only for a couple of days, right?

I can handle a couple of days.

[phone rings]

Oh, hey, that's Zack calling. I gotta go.

Hey, Zack!

Wait.

What? Slow down.

I-I can't understand you.

What happened?

[♪♪♪]

Oh, no.

[Greek theme rises]

[♪♪♪]

[Elizabeth] Even though Danny had games...

[knocking]

Hi.

[Elizabeth] ...He knew he had to be there for Zack.

[Danny] When did they go out of business?

Last week.

They just shut down.

They can't do that.

I mean,

the padlock says otherwise, doesn't it?

What about all your money?

I don't care about the money.

I care about the fact

that I'm getting married in two weeks,

and the entire ceremony

is locked behind a padlocked gate!

It's my "big, fat Greek disaster wedding."

Okay, calm down. We'll figure this out.

What are our options?

There aren't any options, okay?

I have at least two-dozen family and friends

who have non-refundable airline and hotel reservations.

W-We can't cancel!

Then we get you married somewhere else.

It wasn't just the venue, okay?

They arranged everything--

the food, the flowers, the cake.

Maybe we get some of it back?

Padlock, Danny!

Then we start over!

Okay, let me reiterate this to you again--

two weeks until the wedding.

We couldn't-- We couldn't organize

an entire ceremony at home in that time,

let alone in a place where we don't know anyone

and we don't speak the language.

Zack, do you remember what you told me

when I tore my rotator cuff

and thought my entire career in baseball was over?

Yeah, I told you to invest in a sandwich shop franchise.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Yeah.

But when Pete and Jackson came up with the idea

that I should go into coaching,

you're the one that convinced me I could do it.

You told me to pick myself up, dust myself off,

and get back in the game.

Okay. I mean, I don't think

I would've used a sports metaphor.

[roars] Well, I am!

Right.

It is the bottom of the ninth, the bases are loaded...

and you're up to bat!

I believe in you!

I believe in us... as a team!

Now, are you gonna play ball or what?

Ow!

Um...

yes.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Okay, then.

- O-Okay. - Let's do this!

[awkwardly] Let's... Let's do this.

- [macho-like] Let's do this! - Let's do this!

[both, roaring] Let's do this!

Yes. Let's go.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

[exhales]

Where do we start?

Wh--

We went to three different wedding planners,

four venues,

and over half a dozen hotels,

and they all told us the same thing.

That they couldn't do it in two weeks?

Yes.

Only they said it in Greek, while laughing.

Sounds like you need somebody local

who knows the language.

Somebody who's connected,

who can help you get things that you can't.

Somebody who also understands

the importance of the situation.

Yes, thank you, Captain Obvious.

I know what we need,

I just don't happen to know who.

No, you don't.

But I do.

[keys clacking]

[Ophelia, Greek accent] Thank you all

for watching my videos.

I will see you next time on...

Ophelia's Greek Kitchen.

Bye!

Uh, Miss Papadopolous?

Oh...

Hello! Welcome!

Uh, selfies are 20 euros, autographs, 30,

but, today, I have special deal--

both, plus a copy of my cookbook...

one hundred.

Um, actually, w-we're not here for that.

You don't watch my YouTube?

Uh, no. Sorry.

We're actually friends with Jackson Rieder.

He called you about this.

Oh, Jackson! Yes!

He is my guardian angel.

He's made Ophelia's Kitchen famous!

And you must be the two boys getting married?

Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm-- not marrying him, no.

[Danny] Standing right here.

I'm Danny. This is Zack.

He's the one getting married.

Yeah. My fiancé, Nolan, is coming next week.

He is a good man?

Yeah, yeah. He's a very good man.

Jackson likes you. You like Nolan.

I like Nolan!

You-- I'm not so sure about yet.

Uh, um, the thing is, Mrs. Papadopolous--

No, pl-- [chuckles] Just "Ophelia".

Every time you say name wrong

is like a scratching on chalkboard.

[chuckles]

Ophelia... we really need your help.

Okay.

So, tell me what?

Um, well... do you think we can organize an entire wedding

in less than two weeks?

Two weeks? Two weeks!

What am I going to do with the other 10 days?

- [they start laughing] - Whew.

Ah, hey! That's funny.

Is perfect, huh?

I mean, it's a little bigger than I imagined.

A little?

You could fit North Dakota in there.

It's a wedding! We need the big.

Anyway, a small wedding leads to a small marriage.

It's a miracle it's even available.

I-It's beautiful, truly, it is,

but I know beggars can't be choosers,

but I was hoping for something

a little more "family and friends" and less--

"Royal wedding"? [laughs]

Are you helping? Is this you helping?

Sorry!

Tch. [sighs]

Okay, it is your decision!

Who am I to say it's wrong?

It is wrong, but who am I to say?

Ooh! What about those old ruins we went to,

last time we were here?

- Yes, I loved that place! - Yes.

Ophelia, last time we were here,

we went to these old ruins,

and it had a huge altar, and-and...

Yes, is very beautiful,

but it's booked up years in advance.

It's such a shame. Would've been perfect.

Yeah.

Okay, well, do you have any other place in mind?

Oh, I'm not a tourist.

I grew up here. I know everything!

Great, great.

Where to next?

I don't know.

Well, don't just stand there!

We have to find you someplace to get married.

[chuckling]

Come on!

[♪♪♪]

Hello, and welcome to Ophelia's Kitchen.

I am your favorite Greek grandma,

Ophelia Papadopolous,

and today, we are planning a wedding

for my dear friends.

[chuckles]

[shouts] My dear friends!

Come on, come on.

One of you's getting married in six days. Let's go!

I feel like we circled the entire island twice.

I know. We should just go for that big church.

Ugh, no, you don't want that.

I know I don't,

but I also don't like the small chapel

that won't hold all the guests,

or her sister's farm with the barn on it,

or the gyro place with the room that smelled like tzatziki.

You're very hard to please.

I'm sorry, Ophelia,

and I'm not trying to be difficult.

I just-- I-- I want it to be right.

Then maybe we have to do this another way.

Instead of starting with the outside,

we start with the inside.

- Which means? - The food, of course!

First, the menu, then the venue.

Oh! That's a good line. I use it on my TikTok.

Oh, great. Yeah. The only thing I have about the food, though,

is that I really want to keep it small and simple.

Of course, "small and simple."

[laughs]

[♪♪♪]

"Small and simple."

Okay! We have souvlaki,

spanakopita, moussaka,

keftedes...

We're gonna have to get our tuxes refitted.

Buon appetito.

Thank you.

Okay, yeah, so I guess

you start that side, I'll start here,

and we'll meet in the middle.

See? This is why we're friends.

Ha! Plus, I'm the only one who'll put up with you.

Not true. Pete and Jackson do.

I mean, that's not fair.

They're like family-- they're stuck with you.

I, on the other hand,

have to make the conscious decision

every single day.

You make it sound like it's a bad thing.

I mean, you're not exactly low-maintenance.

[scoffs] Oh!

Hello?

Isn't that like the donkey calling the rooster big-headed?

The what?

It's Greek.

It's like the pot calling the kettle black.

- No, it isn't! - Yes, it is.

No. Wh-- What-- so you're Greek now?

No... but one more of these and I will be.

- [crunching] Mm. - Ugh.

[Danny starts humming a Greek tune]

[laughing]

[♪♪♪]

Thank you.

[clears throat]

Can I help?

Yes! Pick a place for your wedding

so I have a place to serve all this food.

I know, I know-- I'm sorry. It's just--

No, no, no. I know-- you want it to be special.

If it's not right, it's not right!

Don't worry. We'll find the place tomorrow.

Yeah. I'm sure we will.

I just hope Nolan's happy with it.

Nolan?

- Yeah, my fiancé. - Oh, yes, of course.

Can I ask you a question?

[Zack] Yeah, sure.

How long have you two been friends?

What, me and Danny?

Um...

about 12 years.

I started as his business manager

when he was a baseball player,

and we just hit it off.

Oh, I made a sports joke.

[chuckles] You two are very different...

That is an understatement!

...and yet very much alike.

You think so?

I know so.

I'm surprised you're not together.

N-No, we don't, um, look at each other that way.

Maybe you don't.

Danny doesn't think of me as anything other than a friend.

Maybe you should, eh... look again.

[♪♪♪]

[Jackson] So do you think you're gonna be able

to get everything done?

Absolutely!

This is going to be the best wedding ever...

...ish.

Do you want me to look at

the spreadsheet of what's left to do

and see if I can help with the planning?

What spreadsheet?

[aghast] You don't have a--

how're you keeping track of everything?

[Jackson] Are you happy?

Now Petey's gonna have to go lay down.

Please, I have got this all under control, okay?

Do you?

Yes! This wedding is going to be fantastic.

Daniel...

I wasn't talking about the wedding.

How are you doing?

I'm fine.

I'm better than fine. I'm great!

My best friend needs my help, and I'm here to help,

and that's all that matters.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Beautiful.

Ah, thank you.

I've always looked good in the moonlight.

[chuckles] You're ridiculous.

It's pronounced "charming".

Have I thanked you enough?

Oh, well, you can thank me

after we make this wedding happen.

Well, not just for that.

For everything...

since we first met.

I've never really had many friends.

It's the ties. Puts people off.

Sorry. Continue.

You are the first person

who made me feel like

I wasn't just a guy with a briefcase and a suit.

That's because you're not.

I know.

The thing is, I-I know I have people now--

my family, friends,

Nolan...

And you have Pete,

Jackson, and, you know, your sister,

and--

You.

I've got you, too.

Yeah.

Yeah, you do.

And I truly don't know what I would do

without my best friend.

You are never gonna have to worry about that.

[teasingly] Mm-mm...

mm.

[laughing] Stop!

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[grumbling sigh]

What about this one? Is this one right?

- Uh... - "No, it's not right."

No.

Maybe I should just settle.

The wedding's in five days, you know?

This place is fine.

All the places we've seen have been fine.

No, it should be something that you really, really want.

No, he is right.

We will have more places to see,

but first, I need to make some calls,

and you two need to go to the florist.

Florist? Yeah, okay.

Where is that?

I will give you directions, but ask for Tassos.

Only talk to Tassos, understand?

Not his brother-- Constantinos.

What's wrong with Constantinos?

Don't worry about it.

Just remember-- do not talk to Constantinos!

[♪♪♪]

Hello. I'm Constantinos.

What can I get for you?

Hyacinth?

Iris? Roses?

Uh...

is "Tassos" here?

No, my brother is out, but I can help you.

I am happy to help you.

What do you need?

Peony?

Look at the peony! So pretty.

Ow.

Uh, yeah, they're really nice,

but, actually, we were here to talk to Tassos

about some flowers for a wedding.

Who told you this?

Uh...

[both] Ophelia Papadopolous.

[laughs heartily]

Ah, yes, I understand now.

Listen, all you have to do

is tell Ophelia you talked to Tassos.

She never knows.

Now...

what do you like?

Um... [chuckles] I-I don't know.

There's so much to choose from.

And it doesn't help

that we don't actually know where the wedding is.

- Yeah. - Wait!

You're picking out flowers,

and you don't even know where you're getting married?

Yeah, I was hoping for the ruins,

but, apparently, they're all booked up, so...

This is true...

but sometimes, they do it as a special favor

to a friend

of a friend of a friend,

who happens to be

the executive director of the historical society.

Seriously?

Would you? Could you?

Of course!

When is the wedding?

Uh, Saturday.

This Saturday?

Is that a problem?

For Tassos... yes.

For Constantinos...?

[♪♪♪]

[chuckling]

Wow.

You have guests there...

music there...

and flowers... everywhere.

Incredible.

Not bad.

And you exchange vows... here.

You like?

I do.

And you?

I do.

Good!

I now pronounce you... married.

Uh...

It's a joke. I'm not a minister!

[cackles]

[laughing]

That's good.

But you do make a very handsome couple.

We're not the ones getting married.

Uh, yeah, I'm marrying someone else-- Nolan.

Yeah, we're just friends.

Oh, my mistake.

Or maybe not.

[♪♪♪]

So what did Nolan say

about having your wedding in the ruins?

Well, I sent him some pictures,

and he liked them.

That's all he said?

He didn't actually say anything.

He "liked" them--

as in he responded to my text with a thumbs-up emoji.

Well, I'm sure he's just busy with trial stuff.

Yeah, he's always "busy with trial stuff."

You know...

you can talk to me about anything, right?

I mean, not just like baseball and contracts,

but, like... anything.

I know that.

I appreciate it.

It's fine, honestly.

I mean, it-- it's good,

and it'll be fine once the wedding's behind us.

Now, I've never been married before, but...

shouldn't you be looking forward to the wedding,

instead of looking forward to it being over?

W-- I didn't mean it like that.

It's just...

Where are we going, first of all,

and second, why am I wearing this?

It's a surprise.

I thought we could celebrate.

Celebrate how?

Heh-heh-heh.

[alarmed] Celebrate how?

[♪♪♪]

[Danny] We're going cliff-jumping.

What?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not jumping off this.

Oh, come on. You've got to take more risks!

I'm friends with you. That's plenty of risk.

Come on! There's nothing to be scared of.

I'm not scared, okay?

I take risks in my life.

I just take ones that have some sort of reward attached.

Jumping from this into that

seems pointless.

[Danny] Again with the whole having-a-point thing!

You know what the point is?

The point... is fun!

And "fun"

is the reward you get from jumping.

And whilst that's a lovely sentiment...

...this doesn't seem fun to me.

Come on!

It's just you and me, right?

Forget everything else, forget everyone else,

and just...

jump with me.

[♪♪♪]

I can't, Danny.

I-I can't do it. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

[♪♪♪]

[birds chirping]

[Elizabeth] So...

it looked like Danny had come all the way to Greece

for nothing.

[phone rings]

Hello?

[Pete] Did you do anything stupid yet?

Not yet, but it's still early.

We'll keep you out of trouble, Danny.

I hope you have a good calling plan,

because it's gonna get expensive.

Airfare wasn't cheap, either!

We'll send you a bill.

Surprise!

[Danny laughing] Oh, my gosh!

- The cavalry's here. Come here. - [all chuckling]

You're gonna be all right, buddy. We're right here.

[♪♪♪]

What I could ask him is--

[Jackson] Nope.

[slurping]

[Danny] Right.

But what I could say--

[Pete] No.

- [deep breath] - [guys] No!

Hey! You asked us to come

and keep you from making a huge mistake.

I didn't ask. You showed up.

Well, we're here now...

and the important thing is,

is that we're gonna be here to be your emotional bodyguards.

[Pete] Yeah!

And if you start heading towards danger,

we'll be here to pull you back to safety.

[Jackson] That's right.

Well, you better be ready

to jump in front of that metaphorical bullet,

'cause here it comes.

Hey, what's all this?

We're here to crash your wedding, Zack.

Hope that's okay.

Of course, of course. I mean, you were invited.

I just didn't know you could come.

Hey, we wouldn't miss it for the world.

- Where's, uh-- - Hi, Zack!

I-I thought you had school?

I told my teacher travel is the best education.

[Jackson] That's my girl!

It's a father-daughter trip...

before her and her mom move to Italy.

Italy?

Yeah. I skipped some stuff. We'll come back to that.

So, Zack, when does Nolan get here?

Friday-- day before the wedding.

Ooh. Well, we are ready to help you get to work

and finish this planning.

What can we do?

Well, in that case, I actually have a spreadsheet--

[gasps] A spreadsheet?

Hoo-hoo!

[Jackson] Christmas came early, Petey!

A spreadsheet, yes!

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[Elizabeth] Over the next couple of days,

a lot of the remaining details for the wedding got handled,

although it wasn't easy.

Everyone did their best to keep Danny distracted

so he didn't think too much about Zack...

[♪♪♪]

...and Zack handled all of the hard stuff,

so he didn't have time to think about Danny.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Jackson and Pete mainly ran interference.

It was two days before the wedding,

and things seemed to be on track...

[Ophelia] Opa!

- [all] Opa! - [cheering]

Nice try.

[chuckling]

To you all, for helping us get to the finish line.

Oh, sports analogy! I'm rubbing off on him.

- [laughter] - Honestly, though,

I can't thank you enough.

It really means a lot to us.

Yamas!

[all] Yamas!

[clinking]

Zack and I really appreciate it.

I think you meant Nolan.

Well, the best man appreciates it as well.

And, on that note,

I've actually made some calls

and arranged something for the two of us.

Oh, wow.

Can't wait. We're gonna go pick out ties!

[laughs]

Actually, It's something with a little more of you in mind.

This...

is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

in my entire life.

Mm...

You don't even like baseball.

Well, I thought

this was the best way to say thank you

that doesn't involve jumping off a cliff.

This wedding really wouldn't be happening without you.

Thank you.

Wait.

Are you saying that I am the best

best man ever?

No.

- Oh, come on, say it. - No.

Come on. Just say it one time!

- No. - I'm the best best man ever.

- Once. Just say it. Say it! - No.

[sighs grudgingly]

You are

the best best man ever.

Thank you!

[sighs]

- Now grab a bat. - No, no. I'm just watching.

Not today, you're not.

No, no.

I don't even know how to do this!

Would you relax?

It's literally my job to teach people how to do this.

I hate this.

All right, now, grab your bat.

Bring your hands back by your shoulders.

There we go.

All right.

Now just keep your eye on the pitcher.

It's a machine.

It's a machine that's about to hurl a ball at your face.

- Ready? - No.

Three,

two, one--

See?

Relax! That was your first time.

Get in position.

Choke up. There you go.

Ready?

Three, two...

- [clunk] - [grunts]

This is pointless!

Oh, my gosh, would you relax?

[Zack moans]

[Danny] Here we go.

You're not remembering to breathe, so...

- "Breathe"? - Yeah.

Legs shoulder-width-- just a little bit more.

There you go. Now bend your knees.

Not that much. Not a high jump.

Less bend. There you go.

Okay, choke up on the bat.

- "Choke"? - Yes, like this.

Yeah, now take your knuckles, straight line, all the way down.

See?

- Okay. - There you go.

Now breathe.

[both inhaling, then exhaling]

Look at the machine.

Just you and me, okay?

Okay?

And 5,000 people in the stands.

[anxiously] Why would you say that?

[both laughing]

You're gonna do fine.

Okay, here we go.

Ready? Three, two...

one--

- [clack] - [whack]

- There it is! There it is! - I did it. I did it!

Yeah, you did!

[chuckling] Good job.

[clapping helmet]

[bat hits sand]

So, do you think the Phillies will take me on, then?

Oh, absolutely. I'll call 'em Monday, set it up.

Perfect! Thank you.

Seriously, though...

thank you.

What are friends for?

[♪♪♪]

Here you are!

I've looking for you all over the place.

[laughs] You made it!

What kind of groom misses his own wedding, huh?

I'd have to sue myself for breach of contract.

[dryly] That's funny.

[both] Oh!

[chuckles] Sorry.

- Sorry, it's my fault. - No, no, no.

It's my fault, my fault. I was, uh, distracted, I guess.

Well, that's understandable.

What, with all the, um...

well, everything.

Yeah.

Nolan showing up yesterday was a bit of a surprise.

Wasn't it?

A good one, though.

I mean, it shows he has other priorities

other than just... work, right?

Right. Yeah.

Where is he?

Upstairs.

Working.

[♪♪♪]

Do we need to talk about yesterday?

You mean the batting cage?

Ready to join the team, Coach.

Zack.

I mean, I could be the next...

I was gonna name a famous hitter,

but I don't actually know any,

so just pretend like I did, yeah.

I'm talking about--

I know what you're talking about.

We don't need to talk about it,

because nothing actually happened, did it?

It almost did.

Danny... I'm marrying Nolan tomorrow.

Okay?

And I know he's not perfect.

Neither am I.

But he loves me...

...and I love him,

and you can't walk away from that

because of an "almost".

Okay...

Okay.

We good?

[♪♪♪]

Did I change the seating plan?

Yes.

Okay, what about place cards?

Yes.

And the music is all set, right?

Oh! What is wrong with you?

Nothing. I just want to make sure

we're in good shape for the wedding tomorrow.

It's not about the wedding.

You are not you today.

Well...

I didn't get much sleep last night.

What is that English word?

"Jitters." You have the wedding jitters!

Yeah, maybe a bit.

Were you nervous before your wedding?

No.

No?

No.

I thought you were gonna give me some wise advice

about getting married

and how to know you're making the right decision.

I just did!

No, I was not nervous before my wedding.

Yes, I thought I was making the right decision.

But, I mean, everyone has doubts, right?

I did not.

Okay! Great talk. Thank you.

Tell me.

Do you love this "Nolan"?

Yes.

Does he love you?

Yes.

And, you know, that's enough.

[scoffs] No, it's not!

It takes work

and compromise

and arguments...

many, many arguments,

but only argue like grown-ups, hmm?

And never, never go to bed angry.

Oh!

And laugh every day.

If you make each other laugh,

you will have a long, happy life together.

Like you and your husband?

My husband? Are you kidding?

He never made me laugh once!

That's why I kicked him out.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

How are you doing, Danny?

I don't want to talk about it.

[Jackson sighs]

Where's Betty?

Up in the room, learning Italian.

Don't want to talk about it.

What are we talking about?

Not much.

We gotta talk about something.

Yeah.

Oh, I read this interesting article

about childhood development.

- It was talking-- - Fine!

- We'll talk about my thing. - Thank you.

Zack and I almost kissed last night.

- Whoa. - Whoa, whoa!

- Really? - Whoa-- what?

That's much more interesting than the article.

Wait. He almost kissed you,

- or you almost kissed him? - Yeah.

Well, both.

But then we didn't, because Nolan walked in.

But you told him how you felt?

You told me not to!

That was before we knew he felt the same.

If the almost-kiss was mutual, clearly, he does.

Yeah! That kind of changes everything, doesn't it?

No.

It doesn't.

It can't.

If I push it,

then I'm just gonna push Zack away, and...

his friendship is too important to me.

He's too important to me.

I'm not gonna take that chance.

Danny...

I spent my life not taking chances.

I planned everything

so that I knew what would happen next.

Now, if I'd kept that up,

I never would've married Chelsea

or moved to Bulgaria.

[dreamily] He moved to Bulgaria?

Part-time.

My point is,

don't be me--

or... not the old me.

Don't miss out on love

just because you're not willing to take a chance.

Okay.

- I won't be you. - Good.

Can I be you?

No. No, no.

You don't want to be me.

[deep breath]

My child,

the only thing I care about in this world,

is moving to the other side of the planet.

This is where Italy fits into the story, right?

Not yet. Hold on.

I spent my whole life

trying to make sure

that Betty had everything that I didn't.

I don't think I ever stopped to think about

whether I want anything that I have...

...and I should probably figure that out.

You definitely should find out...

even if you don't like what the answer is.

[♪♪♪]

I have to go.

[clinking]

[Danny sighs]

[shouts] Stop the wedding!

It's a bit early. It's not till tomorrow.

I know. I just thought it'd be more dramatic

if I ran in and yelled, "Stop the wedding."

It was.

Weird, but dramatic.

It'd be even better if this was your actual wedding day,

and we were in a big church,

and there are all these people in pews, watching,

and I burst through the doors.

I really wanted to burst through doors.

Why?

Because that's what you do

when you stop someone from getting married.

What?

Oh, yeah. Kinda buried the lede there, didn't I?

Yeah, maybe a bit.

Well, I thought you would've gotten the gist

with the whole "stop the wedding" part,

but okay.

Um, well...

here's what I would have said

after I burst through the doors.

Um...

Not telling you how I felt

was the stupidest thing I've ever done,

and I think you feel the same, so...

you not telling me how you felt

was the stupidest thing you've ever done.

I-I guess what I'm trying to say is--

We're both pretty stupid?

I love you.

I have for a really long time, I just didn't realize it.

Or maybe I did and I wasn't ready,

or I-I was too afraid, a-and I know this is ridiculous,

and I know that you're getting married to someone else,

and I know that there are all these people watching.

Again, picture it with people in the pews--

Yeah, I get it.

...A-And if they were watching,

they'd be looking at me like I'm crazy, but Zack--

...ever since I found out

my best friend was getting married...

all I could think about

is how much I wish he was getting married...

to me.

Please say something.

Do you want me to go find doors to--

Danny, Danny...

Danny.

If you really were my best friend,

you'd keep that door closed.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[Elizabeth] It was the day of the wedding.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Everything was going according to plan,

except for one thing.

[♪♪♪]

Nobody could find Danny.

[phones chiming and dinging]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

You're not one of those superstitious,

"don't see each other on the wedding day" types,

are you?

I think we'll be fine.

Yes, we will.

You look very handsome, by the way.

Thank you. So do you.

Although, I do wish we hadn't got the same tux.

How is anyone gonna tell us apart?

That's funny.

[♪♪♪]

There he is. We got him.

You called it.

Hey, hey.

Daniel.

How'd you guys know where to find me?

Well, you said you weren't coming to the wedding,

and you needed some time to think.

And, knowing you, this is the most likely place

you would come to think.

And if it's any consolation,

we don't really like Zack anyway.

Yes, you do.

Yeah! We really do. He is great.

I know. [sighing]

That's what makes this so hard.

[Zack, shouting] Stop the jump!

Stop the jump.

Yeah, okay, may-- maybe you are right.

It would be better with doors to burst through.

What are you doing here?

I know, I know, just... listen, please?

Danny, I was happy being your friend--

even though you never plan for anything,

you just take things as they come,

and you never think anything through.

At least I'm consistent.

You're also the most frustrating person

on this planet--

I don't know about "the most," but...

[Pete and Jackson] He's right.

Yeah.

Well, I was happy being your friend,

even though you are completely incapable

of loosening up and just letting go.

There always has to be a point to everything you do!

You know, it's like not everything

has to have a point!

Sometimes, it's okay to just take off the tie.

Oh, yeah? Well--

...how's this?

That was an expensive tie!

Okay. Yes, clearly, I didn't think that through,

so sometimes, you do need to think about the future!

Oh, yeah?

Well, for your information,

that's all I have been thinking about!

The future.

- Oh, yeah? - And having one with you!

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah!

Well, then maybe we should jump off!

You said you didn't want to jump.

Well, I changed my mind!

Aren't you supposed to be getting married right now?

I changed my mind about a lot of things.

- Really? - Really!

Yes, really, Danny, because I love you!

Well, I love you, too!

Good!

[snaps] Yeah, good!

[softer] Good.

[♪♪♪]

Do you really want to jump?

I really do.

Do you really want a future?

I really do.

[♪♪♪]

Oh, whoa-- whoa!

[♪♪♪]

[Elizabeth] A year later, there was a wedding in Greece.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Wait!

It's a different wedding?

Zack told Nolan he couldn't marry him.

Oh, how'd he take it?

[♪♪♪]

He was upset, but he understood.

Nolan was a good guy.

He just wasn't the right guy for Zack.

And it all worked out.

He went back to Philadelphia,

won his trial,

became District Attorney.

Last I heard, he married a TV weatherman,

and they have four kids.

Good for him!

But go back to the wedding.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[Kate] What?

That's a... long story.

Danny and Zack are honored to have all of you here

to witness their union,

one that started in business

and developed into friendship,

and then...

into love.

Danny,

a year ago,

we were planning a wedding that wasn't for us...

...but it turns out,

we were planning our wedding all along.

I knew,

the day I first met you,

that you were gonna be a part of my life,

and although...

I like to think about the future,

I never could have predicted we'd end up here...

and yet,

I can't imagine us ending up anywhere else.

[giggles]

My point is-- and yes...

I do have one--

My point is...

I love you.

Um, Zack...

I didn't write any vows.

Of course, you didn't.

Because I've known what I've wanted to say to you

for a very long time.

You used to call me "Hurricane Danny,"

and the only reason

I didn't destroy everything in my path

is because you were there

to keep me from spinning out of control.

You have always been the thing

that has kept me tied to this Earth.

[voice breaks] You're my gravity.

I never worried about the future...

because I always knew that you would be in it.

And I feel like I am the luckiest man in the world

that I get to marry my best friend.

[pastor] Zachary Everett Thomas...

do you take this man as your lawfully-wedded husband

to love, honor, and cherish,

in sickness and in health,

for as long as you both shall live?

[sobbing] I do.

And do you, Daniel Patrick Hart,

take this man as your lawfully-wedded husband

to love, honor, and cherish,

in sickness and in health,

for as long as you both shall live?

I do.

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you... husbands.

You may kiss the groom.

[cheering and applauding]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Whoo!

[laughter and applause]

[♪♪♪]

Whoo!

[♪♪♪]

I love a happy ending.

And theirs is one of the happiest ever.

It really taught me that, sometimes,

love is right there in front of you.

All you have to do is open your eyes and see it.

Okay.

But that still doesn't explain why you're hiding in a bar

when you're supposed to be getting married.

Don't you love the guy?

I love him very much.

So help me understand this.

All right, I'll... try.

Could I tell you one more love story?

I was hopin' you were gonna say that.

[♪♪♪]

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