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mommy.

Look! I'm riding. I'm riding.

Put the Brake on.

All right, Rudy.

Ride that bike.

Let's go again.

No.

I want to go now.

Well, isn't that too bad.

All you're doing is peddling, my dear.

I'm holding the seat

and running around the block.

We've gone around here about 800 times.

Isn't it time you rode this

without my hand on the seat?

I might fall.

You're not going to fall.

I'll catch you.

No, you won't.

Look, you're my child.

We're related.

You're my daughter.

I love you.

I will catch you.

It's more fun if you learn to ride by yourself.

That's right.

I think your problem may be balance.

We just have to learn how to balance.

Put your foot there.

That's it.

Now suppose when you're riding

I do like this this way.

What if...

there you are.

Suppose I go that...

that's right.

Keep your head up.

That's it.

Sit straight.

Try to balance.

There. Look. See?

Okay, here we go.

We're spinning all the way around.

Rudy, that's good.

Keep it up.

Cliff, don't go so fast.

Shut up!

Hello, Clair.

Anna Maria!

What a pleasant surprise.

I have an appointment with Dr. Huxtable.

I'm a little early.

He's giving Rudy bike-riding lessons.

Sit down.

Thank you.

Let me help you.

I can do that.

That's all right.

See? Easy.

Getting up is the problem.

In school, one of my students helps me.

How much longer?

Three and a half weeks.

That's not long.

How is your husband doing?

He won't let me do anything.

He waits on me night and day.

You know why?

Guilt.

Really?

They know you're uncomfortable

so they say to you:

"honey, if I could, I'd have it for you myself."

I've heard that.

I bet you have.

Do they mean it?

No. No.

He's going long.

He's in the end zone.

Here comes the pass...

touchdown!

The huxtable/Bradley combination

wins the super bowl in the final seconds.

Hi, mrs. Westlake.

Hi.

Is that the way you always treat your books?

No, mrs. Westlake.

Today was the first time.

I hope one of those is your math book.

Yeah, this is it.

I can't see yours, Walter.

Well, uh...

I thought I'd study off Theo's.

Walter and I are studying for tomorrow's big test.

Study would be helpful.

Are there things we should study more than others?

Yes.

We thought we'd concentrate on parallelograms

and the pythagorean theorem.

Along with other things.

Like complementary and supplementary angles?

Yes, along with other things.

In other words, study everything.

Good idea.

Let's go.

Okay.

Hi, mom.

Hi, son.

Hi, Walter.

Hi, mom.

I said I'm sorry.

I said I'm sorry.

Mommy!

Yes, what's the matter?

Daddy made me fall.

I didn't make her fall.

I tried to catch her.

You missed!

Cliff!

Don't "Cliff" me.

The child was riding the bike.

I had my hand behind her.

I let go and she just went right on--

Nobody touching her--

and she's riding around for two blocks.

I said, "Look how well you're doing"

And she looked

and then she and the bike just went down.

Are you all right?

No.

I checked the woman out.

She's fine.

I cut my hand.

There's no cut there.

Oh, I see that tiny, itty-bitty cut.

Oh, stop it. There's nothing there.

I'm so sorry.

Mommy, may I have a band-aid?

Will it help?

Yes.

Okay, let's go.

Can you put two?

I think one will be enough.

Rudy, I hope you get better.

Thank you.

When I fell, I was going real fast.

Are you ready for one of those?

I want a house full of children.

That way you'll appreciate the house more when they're gone.

How are you feeling?

Very, very good.

I don't think this checkup is necessary.

I do because I need the money.

Now come on.

Mom!

Yes?

Come here.

What is it?

Just come here.

I'm busy.

It's important.

So come down here.

My life is over.

What happened?

This.

You got a pimple.

Is it that big?

No, I could barely see it.

But you did see it.

You pointed it out.

A pimple?

A pimple!

My beauty has ended.

My life is over.

Stop.

Let me see.

No.

I want to see.

What am I going to do?

Put a band-aid on it.

It's only in the middle of your forehead.

Tell people you're a unicorn.

I remember a certain person who got a pimple

locked herself in her bedroom

and closed the curtains.

At least I'm not hiding.

Has Robert seen it?

Mom, I can't let Robert see me this way!

I want him to remember me the way I was.

Vanessa, Vanessa!

You're growing up.

You have hormones jumping up and down.

Your body's changing.

Sometimes you'll get a blemish.

In the middle of your forehead.

I'm kidding.

Come with me.

There are ways of living with a pimple.

What are you going to do?

Nothing.

I swear it will look good and it will be painless.

What's happening?

Pimple.

Who?

Vanessa.

What are we going to do?

Bust it.

An acute triangle.

What about it?

What is it?

A cute triangle is a triangle that looks good.

Cockroach, get serious.

Okay.

An acute triangle has three acute angles.

You got it.

Good. Let's quit.

We can't quit.

We haven't gotten to the hard stuff yet.

Give me the theorem for the centroid of a triangle.

The centroid is the point of concurrency of the medians.

What is the median?

The medians are points

and something about a vertex on the opposite side.

This might help.

Read it and explain it to me.

"the medians of a triangle are concurrent at a point

"Whose distance from any vertex is two-thirds the distance

from that vertex to the midpoint of the opposite side."

What does it mean?

I don't know, and I really don't care.

You were getting it.

You can't go.

We're not through studying yet.

See this coat? I'm through.

You were getting it.

I don't want to get it.

What's the matter?

I don't care about the size of...

what do you mean?

You don't care about my furniture?

Rubbing it is not going to help anything.

Sorry, Dr. Huxtable.

That's all right.

What don't you care about?

The circumference of a circle

or complementary and supplementary angles.

He was getting it.

He's just frustrated.

That's because this stuff is worthless.

When will I ever use this in the real world?

Walter, you are going to need math in the real world.

No, I won't.

Why?

Because I'll inherit my dad's scrap iron business.

You're going to need math

because you'll have to count the money.

We have an accountant who does that.

You'll have to have someone weigh the metal.

We have a Foreman.

Then you're going to be broke.

What do you mean?

If the Foreman and the accountant can count

and you can't

you're going to be broke.

Good one, dad.

Thank you.

All right, I'll study

but I don't think it's fair.

Mrs. Westlake assigns more homework

than any of the other teachers.

She thinks math is the only subject

in the world.

When we take a test, she stands there grinning.

The more we sweat, the more she loves it.

( ring )

Huxtable residence.

Mrs. Westlake?

Yeah, hold on.

Hi, mrs. Westlake.

Oh? Breakdancing?

Okay, is your husband there?

Would you have him drive you to the emergency room?

I'll meet you there.

Thank you.

What's going on?

Mrs. Westlake's having some complications

so I'm on my way

to the hospital.

Is it serious?

I don't know yet.

Tell mom where I went.

Okay. Bye, dad.

Bye, Dr. Huxtable.

See you later, scrap iron.

Whoa.

What do you think it is?

I don't know.

Maybe she's having the baby early.

Maybe we won't have that test tomorrow.

Cockroach!

I'm worried about her, too

but we shouldn't study if we're not going to have the test.

You're talking about mrs. Westlake.

She could have the baby tonight

and still show up tomorrow to give the test.

All right.

Hello.

How we doing?

I'm fine. I don't know about him.

I'll make it.

You'll make it.

We're ready to go down to the O.R.

Remember what I said?

There will be a curtain here.

You work from this side up, right?

I work from this side down.

If you Peek over here...

I'll pass out.

There you go.

Now, nurse

will you take Mr. Westlake

to the o.R.?

Yes, doctor.

I'll see you in a few minutes.

He's cute.

Nervous.

Now how are you really feeling?

I'm not worried.

You're here.

Good, because I have something important to talk about.

What?

I understand you're giving a math test tomorrow?

I don't think

the math test will be tomorrow.

Okay, good.

But when you give it

I would like my son to get an "a."

See, he's trying to...

get into harvard

and if he got an "a" From you...

I don't want to put pressure on you.

I'm hip to what you're saying.

Uh-huh.

But I cannot do that.

Theodore must earn his "a" Like everyone else--

by giving me cash.

Now you're talking.

(♪ whistling ♪)

Hi.

Hi.

Why don't you put sugar in your drink sometime?

Nice night.

Yes

so I left the car at the hospital

and walked home.

And usually when you walk home

that means you are very happy

because things Have gone very well.

I'm good.

Cliff

I know you're good.

What did Anna have?

I am good.

As a matter of fact

I'm going to back away from good.

I am amazing.

Uh-huh.

And I am so amazing

that Jack and Anna had a lovely baby girl.

Oh, that's nice.

Dad, you're back.

Yes.

What happened, dr. Huxtable?

Well, she had a baby girl.

All right. Great.

How are they?

Just fine.

All right.

Um, did she say anything about a test tomorrow?

I don't think she can give a test tomorrow.

Oh.

Well, she has to stay home and take care of the baby.

She'll be gone for the rest of the year?

That means we'll have a substitute?

Well, I don't have anything to do with that

but I would imagine so.

Thanks, Dad.

Yeah, thanks.

Hey!

How did it go?

Fantastic!

No one even knew I had a pimple.

I told you.

Everyone loved this headband

and Robert said it was hot.

I've decided to wear a different headband every day.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Hey, I see something on the end of your nose.

No!

You can always wear a veil.

What's the matter?

I think she has a pimple.

Is she trying to outrun it?

Daddy, you don't have to hold me anymore.

Was that our daughter who just went by?

Yes, it was.

How did she learn

to ride like that?

I told her what to do

and she did it.

Told her what to do?

That's right.

How did you do it?

I'm good.

You are good?

No... I'm amazing.

Why don't you stop it?

Daddy.

Want to see me ride?

How can your mother

just stand here and tell you what to do

and you go whizzing by

and I have to run with my hand on the seat

for 8,000 miles?

Mom's good.

Thank you very much.

I'm going to ride to the park.

By yourself?

Yes.

No, you're not.

You're not going to the park by yourself.

You must be accompanied by an adult.

Will you upcompany me?

Yes, I will accompany you.

Want me to go, too?

No, that's all right.

Thank you.

Bye, mom.

Hey, dad.

How was it today?

Unbelievable.

Really?

I saw something today that I will never forget.

What's that?

Since mrs. Westlake wasn't there

we had a substitute.

A nice man-- Mr. Baker.

When class started, Mr. Baker said

mrs. Westlake would miss the rest of the year

and he postponed the test till tomorrow.

Okay.

That was a big mistake.

Uh-oh.

Kids started laughing and talking.

One guy started playing the radio

this poor man was reviewing material for a test tomorrow

and there was a party going on.

Then it happened.

What?

Cockroach, dad.

Cockroach gets up and says, "You guys make me sick.

We are mrs. Westlake's class, and look how we're behaving."

Cockroach?

Walter.

He said

"This woman worked hard all year to teach us something

"And we won't let her down.

"to show her we care

"I want everyone to go home tonight and study.

"Study like you've never studied before.

"We'll get the best grades we've ever gotten

so she'll be proud she was our teacher."

And, dad, he said

"If I find out any of you didn't give 100%

you'll have to answer to me."

Then he said to Mr. Baker, "Mr. Baker, you got it."

Walter?

Walter, dad.

Scrap iron?

You got it.

What got into him?

I guess he likes being part of the class

even though he doesn't do any of the work.

I'm going in to start studying.

For mrs. Westlake?

No.

I don't want to have to answer to cockroach.

( knocking )

Well, how are we feeling?

Excellent.

Good.

You have seen a lot of babies

But isn't Gabriella the most beautiful baby

you've ever seen in your life?

Yes, but please don't tell mrs. Huxtable I said that.

When can I take her home?

Uh, tomorrow will be fine.

Okay.

In the meantime

could you stand to see a guest or two?

Sure.

Who?

Come in.

Hi, mrs. Westlake.

All: Hi, mrs. Westlake!

What a wonderful surprise!

We wanted to say thank you

and we'll miss you and all that stuff.

Thank you.

This is for you.

It's a parallelogram.

Oh, beautiful.

Thank you.

We all signed it.

Yeah, I can see it.

You know what?

I will put this in the baby's room

So she can see what a wonderful class I had.

And so she can learn what a parallelogram is.

Thank you.

That's it. You guys are a fire Hazard.

All: Bye, mrs. Westlake.

Walter, I want to talk to you.

Ooh. Whoa!

CLIFF: All right, all right. This is a hospital.

Nice knowing you.

( laughter )

Shh.

Come here.

Yes, mrs. Westlake?

Walter, Mr. Baker told me what you said in the class.

I want to say thank you.

You're welcome, mrs. Westlake.

Walter.

Yes.

Why?

You see...

I don't know.

It just wasn't your class.

They had the radio...

it just wasn't your class.

It just...

hey.

Good-Bye, cockroach.

Good-Bye, mrs. Westlake.

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