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OH, RUDY, THAT
WAS A GOOD ONE.
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IT'S TIME
FOR BED.
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AW, MOM!
ONE MORE?
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NO, IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME.
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CLAIR, JUST
ONE MORE.
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OKAY, JUST ONE.
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WHAT TIME IS IT WHEN AN
ELEPHANT SITS ON A FENCE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
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TIME TO GET A NEW FENCE!
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RUDY, YOU HAVE A GIFT
FOR TELLING JOKES.
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I KNOW.
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OKAY, BABY, THAT'S IT.
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LET'S GO.
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CAN I WAIT UP FOR
DADDY AND GRANDPA?
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THEY'LL BE LATE.
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I COULD WAIT.
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YOUR GRANDFATHER IS
PLAYING THE TROMBONE
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WITH HIS FRIENDS TONIGHT.
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THEY MAY STAY UP LATE.
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RUDY, IT'S BEDTIME.
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PLEASE?
PLEASE?
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NO.
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PLEASE, JUST ONE MORE
FOR HER GRANDMOTHER?
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OKAY, BUT THIS IS
ABSOLUTELY THE LAST JOKE.
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OKAY.
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KNOCK KNOCK.
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WHO'S THERE?
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ORANGE.
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ORANGE WHO?
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ORANGE YOU GLAD
THIS IS MY LAST JOKE?
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THAT'S
WONDERFUL.
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AND THAT IS THE END.
GOOD NIGHT, RUDY.
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GOOD NIGHT,
GRANDMA.
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GOOD NIGHT,
HONEY.
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CAN I "ZRBTT" YOU?
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WHAT'S THAT?
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THIS.
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WAIT A MINUTE!
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THAT WAS A PITIFUL
PERFORMANCE, DAD.
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SON, YOU'VE SAID THAT
ALL THE WAY HOME.
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AREN'T YOU THROUGH?
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NO, BECAUSE IT WAS
A PITIFUL PERFORMANCE.
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IS THAT A WAY TO TALK
TO YOUR FATHER?
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NO, THANK YOU.
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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MY FATHER WAS NOT UP
ON THAT BANDSTAND.
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MY FATHER'S FRIENDS
WERE UP THERE.
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MY FATHER
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LOOKED LIKE SOMEBODY SHOVED
A TROMBONE IN HIS HAND.
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YOU'RE NOT TOO BIG
TO GO OVER MY KNEE.
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YOU NEVER PUT ME
OVER YOUR KNEE.
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IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO START.
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HI.
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HOW DID IT GO?
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GREAT!
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OH, GOOD.
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I WAS EXCITED.
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WHEN DAD WAS UP
ON THAT BANDSTAND
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I TURNED TO SOME PEOPLE
AND SAID
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"MY FATHER'S GETTING
READY TO PLAY.
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HOLD ON TO YOUR CHAIRS."
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I TOLD THE WAITERS
TO SIT DOWN
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AND MADE THEM SHUT
THE AIR CONDITIONER.
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HOW DID HE SOUND?
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HOW ABOUT SOME TEA?
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NOW...
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EVERYBODY STARTS TO PLAY
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AND IT SOUNDS
LIKE THE OLD GROUP.
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AND THE DRUMMER...
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AND DAD...
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RIGHT ALONG WITH THEM.
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AND I'M SITTING THERE, GOING...
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AND I'M TELLING THE PEOPLE
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"THAT'S MY FATHER."
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AND YOU-KNOW-WHO,
STANDING NEXT TO DAD
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COMES TO HIS SOLO,
AND HE PLAYS...
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AND DAD'S STANDING THERE,
POPPING HIS FINGERS, SAYING:
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"YEAH, GO AHEAD.
DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO."
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PEOPLE ARE GOING CRAZY,
AND I SAID
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"WAIT TILL MY FATHER COMES ON."
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AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
Z- Z-Z-H-H-H BASH!
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THE MAN STOPPED,
LOOKED AT DAD, AND SAID:
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"YOU GOT IT."
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AND MY FATHER STOOD UP
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AND I TOLD EVERYBODY,
"THIS IS IT!"
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AND MY FATHER'S THERE-
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* F-R-R-P *
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* F-E-E-P *
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* F-A-A-P *
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AND THEN STOOD BACK
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AND ACTED LIKE HE HAD PLAYED
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THE GREATEST THING
ANYBODY EVER HEARD, MOM.
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AND IT WAS JUST PITIFUL.
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DAD, WHY DIDN'T YOU PLAY MORE?
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THAT WAS MY SOLO.
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I'D SAID WHAT
I WANTED TO SAY.
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I'VE ALWAYS
PRIDED MYSELF
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ON COMING TO THE POINT
WITH MY MUSIC.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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YOU?!
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MY FATHER IS A MAN
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WHO WHEN IT WAS HIS TURN
TO TAKE A SOLO
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THIS MAN STARTED TO PLAY.
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THE OTHER BAND MEMBERS
KNEW IT WAS HIS SOLO.
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THEY CAME DOWN
OFF THE BANDSTAND
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GOT THEIR COATS
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GOT IN THE CAR
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DROVE TO THE
NEXT STATE
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TO START ANOTHER JOB.
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FINISHED
THAT SET
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LOOKED AT THEIR
WATCHES AND SAID
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"WELL, WE'LL JUST CASUALLY
DRIVE ON BACK."
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THEY WALKED INTO THE CLUB
AND JUST LEISURELY CAME BY
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TO GO BACK INTO
THE DRESSING ROOM
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AND MY FATHER
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WHILE PLAYING FOR
THE PAST THREE HOURS NONSTOP
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LOOKED AT THESE MEN
AS IF TO SAY:
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"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I'M JUST WARMING UP."
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JAZZ IS A FEELING
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TONIGHT, I PLAYED
WHAT I FELT.
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YES, YOU DID.
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WHEN YOU LEFT FOR THE CLUB,
YOU WERE EXCITED.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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THOSE OTHER GUYS
ARE STILL PLAYING.
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THEY GO ON THE ROAD-
THEY'RE ACTIVE.
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I'VE RETIRED.
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OH.
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THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN CUTTING ON A BANANA
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AND WORKING ON
SOMEONE WHO'S ALIVE.
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THAT BAND IS ALIVE.
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WHAT WILL YOU DO
AT THE TRIBUTE?
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WHAT TRIBUTE?
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YOU KNOW
RUSSELL'S BAND.
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THEY'RE ALL GETTING
TOGETHER NEXT WEEK
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TO HAVE AN OLD-FASHIONED
JAM SESSION.
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YOU KNOW, MR. SINCLAIR-
ROSCOE SINCLAIR-
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BEFORE HE DIED, HE SAID
HE WANTED THE FELLAS
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TO HAVE AN OLD-FASHIONED
JAM SESSION.
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EVERYBODY AT THE CLUB
IS TALKING ABOUT IT.
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I WILL BE THERE.
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YES.
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BUT ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY
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* F-R-R-P *
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* F-E-E-P *
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* F-A-A-P *
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OR ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY?
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I'LL PLAY
JUST FINE.
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I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS IT.
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I WANT A CUP OF TEA.
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OKAY.
OKAY.
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I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
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THAT YOUR GRANDCHILDREN
WILL BE THERE.
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OH, CLAIR, I DON'T THINK
THEY'D BE INTERESTED.
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NO, NO.
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YOUR GRANDCHILDREN
WOULD BE INTERESTED
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IN SEEING THEIR
GRANDFATHER PLAY.
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BUT A NIGHTCLUB IS
NO PLACE FOR CHILDREN.
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DAD, YOU STARTED TAKING ME
TO YOUR JOBS WHEN I WAS TEN.
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AND LOOK HOW YOU TURNED OUT.
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GRANDPA!
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YEAH, RUDY!
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE IN BED.
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I WANT SOMEBODY
TO TUCK ME IN.
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THAT'S A GRANDDAD'S JOB.
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OKAY, I'LL HAVE SOME
HOT TEA WAITING FOR YOU.
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COME ON, RUDY.
I'LL TELL YOU A STORY.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
I KNOW SOME JOKES.
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YOU DO? I WANT TO HEAR THEM ALL.
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HE'LL BE UP THERE A LONG TIME.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO DO WITH HIM.
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OH, COME ON, ANNA.
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HE WAS A PROFESSIONAL
MUSICIAN FOR 40 YEARS.
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MAYBE HE DOESN'T WANT
TO PLAY ANYMORE.
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THAT'S NOT IT.
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HEATHCLIFF, YOU WERE THERE.
HOW DID IT LOOK TO YOU?
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IT LOOKED TO ME LIKE MY FATHER
WAS ON THE BANDSTAND
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WITH FELLAS WHO
PLAY ALL THE TIME
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AND HE HAS BEEN RETIRED
AND HE LOST HIS CONFIDENCE.
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YOU OUGHT TO TALK TO HIM.
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HE WON'T LISTEN.
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WHY WON'T HE?
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BECAUSE HE'S A HUXTABLE MAN.
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OH, YOU MEAN STUBBORN.
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YOU KNOW IT.
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I'M NOT STUBBORN.
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THEY NEVER ADMIT IT.
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IF I WAS STUBBORN,
I WOULD ADMIT IT.
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I HAVE TRIED TO GET
RUSSELL TO PRACTICE
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BUT HE JUST WON'T.
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DON'T TELL ME I'M STUBBORN.
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HE WON'T EVEN PICK THE HORN UP?
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HE PICKS IT UP,
AND PLAYS ONE PIECE
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AND IT IS THE SADDEST,
SLOWEST THING
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YOU HAVE EVER HEARD!
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IT IS
DEPRESSING.
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WHY DON'T YOU SAY SOMETHING
TO HIM ABOUT IT?
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SHE CAN'T DO THAT.
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WHY NOT?
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BECAUSE HE'S
A HUXTABLE MAN.
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NOW WHAT?
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THE DIRECT APPROACH
WON'T GET YOU ANYWHERE.
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YOU HAVE TO
SNEAK UP ON RUSSELL.
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FLATTER HIM.
MAKE HIM FEEL GOOD.
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THEN HE'LL LISTEN.
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THAT IS NOT GOING TO
WORK ON A HUXTABLE MAN
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BECAUSE WE WOULD RECOGNIZE
THAT RIGHT AWAY.
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CLIFF, I WOULD NEVER TRY
SOMETHING LIKE THAT ON YOU.
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YOU'RE TOO SENSITIVE
AND PERCEPTIVE.
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THANK YOU.
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RUSSELL?
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YES, DEAR?
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RUSSELL, COME DOWN HERE, PLEASE.
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I'M PRACTICING.
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IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.
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OKAY.
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AM I PRACTICING
TOO LOUD?
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THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM.
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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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JUST SIT DOWN.
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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, BABY?
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DID YOU HEAR YOURSELF?
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OF COURSE.
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HERE'S YOU
PLAYING:
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MONDAY NIGHT THAT BAND'S
GOING TO BE PLAYING:
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YOU REMEMBER THAT RIFF?
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OF COURSE.
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I USED TO WATCH A MAN PLAY
THAT WITH FIRE AND PASSION.
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YES. BUT, HONEY, YOU SEE...
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I WON'T LET YOU GO TO
THAT CLUB MONDAY NIGHT
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SO SPENCER CUNNINGHAM CAN
OUTBLOW YOU ON THE SAX.
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HE CAN'T OUTBLOW ME.
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HIS WIFE ALWAYS SAID
HE COULD OUTPLAY YOU.
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OH...
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I WON'T SIT WITH HER ALL NIGHT
AND LISTEN TO HER SAY
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"NOBODY CAN PLAY
LIKE MY SPENCER."
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SHE WON'T BE
AT THE TABLE.
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SHE'LL PROBABLY BE SINGING.
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RIGHT.
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OFF-KEY AND WIGGLING HER HIPS.
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SHE WOULDN'T BE UP THERE
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IF HER HUSBAND
WASN'T IN THE BAND.
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DO YOU WANT TO SING?
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00:10:22,601 --> 00:10:24,501
NO, I DON'T WANT TO SING.
245
00:10:24,634 --> 00:10:27,167
I WANT YOU TO PLAY
SO ROSCOE CAN HEAR-
246
00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:30,267
NOT LOUD,
BECAUSE YOU CAN PLAY LOUD-
247
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,133
BUT GOOD.
248
00:10:32,267 --> 00:10:33,901
HOW DO
YOU THINK
249
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,133
ROSCOE WOULD FEEL
250
00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:38,133
IF HE LOOKED DOWN FROM HEAVEN
AND HEARD:
251
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,834
NO, I WANT YOU TO
PLAY IT LIKE THIS:
252
00:10:45,501 --> 00:10:46,601
ALL RIGHT, ANNA.
253
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,200
YOU THINK YOU
CAN DO THAT?
254
00:10:52,334 --> 00:10:53,868
DO I HAVE
A CHOICE?
255
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,267
YOU DON'T REALLY.
256
00:10:57,667 --> 00:10:58,534
OH...
257
00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:02,934
RUSSELL!
258
00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:04,167
YES, DEAR!
259
00:11:10,901 --> 00:11:12,200
FASTER! FASTER!
260
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:19,567
AH! YEAH!
THAT'S IT.
261
00:11:29,367 --> 00:11:31,234
HE ALWAYS USED TO DO THAT
262
00:11:31,367 --> 00:11:34,300
WHEN HE WANTED TO
GET ME UPSTAIRS.
263
00:11:45,634 --> 00:11:47,267
* LA TA DA *
264
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,234
* DA DA DA DA DA *
265
00:11:50,367 --> 00:11:53,534
LOOKING GOOD!
266
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:55,567
IT'S NOT EVERY DAY
YOUR DAD PLAYS.
267
00:11:55,701 --> 00:11:56,767
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
268
00:11:56,901 --> 00:12:00,267
I'M LOOKING THROUGH
THIS OLD PHOTO ALBUM
269
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,701
TO SEE IF I CAN FIND
SOME PICTURES OF DAD
270
00:12:03,834 --> 00:12:05,634
WITH HIS ORIGINAL BAND.
271
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,701
LOOK AT ALL
THIS STUFF, CLIFF.
272
00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:09,167
UH-HUH.
273
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:12,234
* DO YOU REMEMBER... *
274
00:12:12,367 --> 00:12:14,734
WE'RE NOT GOING TO PLAY
"DO YOU REMEMBER."
275
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,133
WHY NOT?
276
00:12:16,267 --> 00:12:18,367
BECAUSE EVERY TIME
YOU START WITH ME
277
00:12:18,501 --> 00:12:20,634
WITH "DO YOU REMEMBER"
ABOUT OUR WEDDING...
278
00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:25,000
AND THEN IF I CAN'T REMEMBER,
THEN YOU PUT ME IN A HEADLOCK.
279
00:12:25,133 --> 00:12:26,367
I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
280
00:12:26,501 --> 00:12:29,300
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT TIME
WE WERE MARRIED?
281
00:12:29,434 --> 00:12:30,467
THERE YOU GO.
282
00:12:30,601 --> 00:12:32,133
WELL, DO YOU REMEMBER?
283
00:12:32,267 --> 00:12:33,300
1:00 P.M.
284
00:12:33,434 --> 00:12:34,334
3:00!
285
00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:36,400
3:00 IN THE
AFTERNOON!
286
00:12:36,534 --> 00:12:38,567
I WAS JUST JOKING,
THAT'S ALL.
287
00:12:38,701 --> 00:12:40,501
DO YOU REMEMBER
MY WEDDING DRESS?
288
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:44,133
YOUR WEDDING DRESS
WAS WHITE CHARMEUSE
289
00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:46,534
WITH A HIGH LACE COLLAR.
290
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:49,300
YOU HAD PEARL APPLIQUE
291
00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:52,167
CUT SIX INCHES
BELOW THE KNEE.
292
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,267
DEAL WITH IT.
293
00:12:57,767 --> 00:12:59,234
CLIFF, I LOVE YOU.
294
00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:00,334
OF COURSE YOU DO.
295
00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:02,501
LET ME ASK
YOU A QUESTION.
296
00:13:02,634 --> 00:13:03,534
YES.
297
00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,033
WHAT COLOR TIE
DID I WEAR?
298
00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:07,801
YOU HAD ON A RED TIE.
299
00:13:07,934 --> 00:13:08,767
WRONG.
300
00:13:08,901 --> 00:13:11,033
OKAY, IT WAS BURGUNDY.
301
00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:13,534
WRONG AGAIN!
302
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:17,367
THE MOST IMPORTANT TIME
IN OUR LIVES
303
00:13:17,501 --> 00:13:20,167
AND YOU CANNOT REMEMBER
A SIMPLE THING
304
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,467
LIKE THE COLOR
OF A PERSON'S TIE.
305
00:13:23,601 --> 00:13:24,901
YOUR TIE WAS BLUE.
306
00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:26,501
WRONG AGAIN!
307
00:13:26,634 --> 00:13:27,701
IT WASN'T BLUE.
308
00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:28,701
IT WAS STRIPED.
309
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,634
THE TIE WAS GRAY.
310
00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:31,801
IT WAS NOT GRAY!
311
00:13:31,934 --> 00:13:33,367
HERE'S A PICTURE OF IT.
312
00:13:33,501 --> 00:13:34,400
GRAY TIE.
313
00:13:34,534 --> 00:13:35,467
GRAY!
314
00:13:35,601 --> 00:13:37,400
THAT'S A BLACK
AND WHITE PICTURE.
315
00:13:37,534 --> 00:13:39,067
YOU CAN'T TELL
FROM THAT.
316
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,434
DOESN'T MAKE
ANY DIFFERENCE.
317
00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:41,434
IT WAS GRAY.
318
00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:42,801
YOU CAN SEE THAT.
319
00:13:42,934 --> 00:13:43,834
EVERYTHING
LOOKS GRAY.
320
00:13:43,968 --> 00:13:45,367
MY WEDDING DRESS
LOOKS GRAY.
321
00:13:45,501 --> 00:13:47,367
OUR WEDDING ALBUM'S
IN COLOR.
322
00:13:47,501 --> 00:13:50,067
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
LOOK AT IT IN COLOR.
323
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,734
AHA!
324
00:13:51,868 --> 00:13:53,634
THAT TIE WAS RED.
325
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:54,634
LET ME SEE.
326
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:55,634
NO.
327
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:57,767
I'M GOING TO ASK
YOU A QUESTION.
328
00:13:57,901 --> 00:13:59,567
WHAT DID I DO NOW?
329
00:14:00,868 --> 00:14:02,400
WERE YOUR SHOES
PATENT LEATHER
330
00:14:02,534 --> 00:14:03,434
OR REGULAR?
331
00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:04,501
PATENT LEA...
332
00:14:04,634 --> 00:14:06,734
YOU MEAN THE ONES
I WAS WEARING?
333
00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:07,934
OH, YEAH.
334
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:10,100
THOSE WERE LEATHER,
LEATHER, LEATHER.
335
00:14:10,234 --> 00:14:12,133
TELL ME ABOUT
YOUR FLOWER.
336
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:14,234
MY FLOWER WAS IN MY LAPEL.
337
00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:15,234
AHH!
338
00:14:15,367 --> 00:14:16,234
OKAY.
339
00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:18,133
WHAT KIND OF
FLOWER WAS IT?
340
00:14:18,267 --> 00:14:19,934
I THINK IT WAS DAFFODI...
341
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,200
UH...
342
00:14:21,334 --> 00:14:22,501
DAD.
343
00:14:22,634 --> 00:14:25,200
WHAT DID YOU FORGET THIS TIME?
344
00:14:25,334 --> 00:14:26,767
HIS WEDDING DAY!
345
00:14:26,901 --> 00:14:29,934
HE CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER
WHAT HE WAS WEARING.
346
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:31,367
DAD!
347
00:14:31,501 --> 00:14:32,567
LOOK, SON
348
00:14:32,701 --> 00:14:34,367
WHEN YOU GET MARRIED,
BURN EVERYTHING.
349
00:14:36,868 --> 00:14:38,167
COME ON, LISTEN.
350
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,334
I'M NOT LISTENING
TO ANOTHER JOKE.
351
00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:41,334
ONE MORE?
352
00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:42,334
NO!
353
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:43,534
JUST ONE MORE,
PLEASE?
354
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:44,501
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S HEAR IT.
355
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:45,334
KNOCK KNOCK.
356
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,701
ANOTHER KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE?
357
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:47,934
YES. KNOCK KNOCK.
358
00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:48,934
WHO'S THERE?
359
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:49,701
HOWARD.
360
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:50,868
HOWARD WHO?
361
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,234
HOWARD YOU LIKE TO
HEAR ANOTHER JOKE?
362
00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:55,200
VANESSA.
363
00:14:55,334 --> 00:14:56,334
NO!
364
00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:58,434
THEO,
KNOCK KNOCK.
365
00:14:58,567 --> 00:14:59,801
NO!
366
00:14:59,934 --> 00:15:00,834
NO, WHO?
367
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,834
NO WAY!
368
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,767
IT'S SANDRA'S FAULT
FOR BUYING HER THAT JOKE BOOK.
369
00:15:05,901 --> 00:15:07,100
NEXT TIME SANDRA'S HOME
370
00:15:07,234 --> 00:15:09,667
WE LOCK HER UP
IN HER ROOM WITH RUDY.
371
00:15:09,801 --> 00:15:10,968
HEY.
372
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,033
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
373
00:15:13,167 --> 00:15:14,901
AND SEE
IF YOU RECOGNIZE ANYBODY.
374
00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:15,901
WHERE?
375
00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:16,901
LOOK AT THAT.
376
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:17,901
GRANDPA!
377
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:18,901
UH-HUH.
378
00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:19,767
HE'S SO YOUNG.
379
00:15:19,901 --> 00:15:21,234
HE DOESN'T HAVE GRAY HAIR.
380
00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:24,801
HIS HAIR DIDN'T TURN GRAY
UNTIL HE HAD GRANDCHILDREN.
381
00:15:24,934 --> 00:15:26,434
IS GRANDPA GOING
TO SING TONIGHT?
382
00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:27,434
NO, RUDY.
383
00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:28,868
GRANDPA JUST PLAYS.
384
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,400
THIS IS OLD PEOPLE'S MUSIC,
BEFORE THEY HAD WORDS-
385
00:15:31,534 --> 00:15:34,334
WHEN FILM HAD NO COLOR,
TELEVISION HAD NO PICTURE
386
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,601
AND CARS WERE MADE OF IRON.
387
00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:41,467
THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT PART
OF OUR HISTORY.
388
00:15:41,601 --> 00:15:43,267
IS IT GOING
TO BE FUN?
389
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,567
IT WILL BE INTERESTING-
LIKE A MUSEUM.
390
00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:58,234
THESE ARE NOT DINOSAURS.
391
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,968
THESE ARE MUSICIANS
392
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:05,434
AND THEY'RE GOING TO BE JAMMING.
393
00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:08,601
WHOA!
WHOA!
394
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,667
GET DOWN, DAD!
395
00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:19,334
HEY.
THEO.
396
00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:20,467
HELLO.
397
00:16:20,601 --> 00:16:23,467
YOU ARE TRULY
BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT.
398
00:16:23,601 --> 00:16:26,534
I BELIEVE I HAVE SOME
MONEY FOR THESE CHILDREN.
399
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,667
YOU'RE NOT GIVING THEM
ANY MONEY TONIGHT.
400
00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:29,734
COME OVER HERE.
401
00:16:29,868 --> 00:16:31,868
I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
402
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:32,934
A LITTLE INSPIRATION.
403
00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:34,234
NOW, WHO IS THAT?
404
00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:36,334
WILL YOU
LOOK AT THAT?
405
00:16:36,467 --> 00:16:38,434
THAT IS A
HANDSOME GROUP.
406
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:39,634
YOU BETTER
BELIEVE IT!
407
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,767
GRANDPA, ARE YOU
READY TO PLAY?
408
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,300
I THINK SO.
409
00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:45,067
YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S BEEN
GIVING ME MUSICAL DIRECTION.
410
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:49,501
TONIGHT SPENCER CUNNIGHAM
IS GOING TO RETIRE HIS TENOR SAX
411
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:53,133
AND MRS. SPENCER CUNNINGHAM
IS GOING TO RETIRE HER HIPS.
412
00:16:53,267 --> 00:16:54,300
ALL RIGHT!
413
00:16:54,434 --> 00:16:55,734
LET'S GO
TO THE GIG.
414
00:16:55,868 --> 00:16:57,934
I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO HEARING YOU PLAY.
415
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,767
I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO IT MYSELF.
416
00:16:59,901 --> 00:17:04,267
YES, AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO HEARING YOU PLAY.
417
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,467
REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME
I HEARD YOU PLAY?
418
00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:07,834
NO.
419
00:17:07,968 --> 00:17:11,234
DAD, YOU BETTER REMEMBER
OR SHE'LL PUT YOU IN A HEADLOCK.
420
00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:12,601
PLEASE. COME ON, DAD.
421
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:30,133
* SUN IS SHINING *
422
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:32,467
* NO MORE PINING *
423
00:17:32,601 --> 00:17:36,400
* BYE-BYE, BLUES *
424
00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:42,501
* BYE-BYE, BLUES *
425
00:17:42,634 --> 00:17:44,501
* DON'T SIGH *
426
00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:47,100
* DON'T YOU DARE TO CRY *
427
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,434
* BYE-BYE *
428
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:52,200
* BYE, BLUES *
429
00:17:52,334 --> 00:17:55,200
AND NOW I'M JUST
GOING TO SIT DOWN
430
00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:57,167
AND WRITE MYSELF A BOOK.
431
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,601
THANK YOU.
432
00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:14,501
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
433
00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:17,033
EVEN THOUGH ROSCOE ISN'T WITH US
434
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:19,467
WHEREVER HE IS,
I'M SURE HE'S SMILING
435
00:18:19,601 --> 00:18:22,968
BECAUSE WE HAVE HERE TONIGHT
ALL THE ORIGINAL MEMBERS
436
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:24,200
OF "THE JAZZ CARAVAN."
437
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,834
AND THE FINAL MEMBER
HAS JUST ARRIVED-
438
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:32,234
"SLIDE" HUXTABLE.
439
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,501
BEFORE WE START PLAYING,
TAKE A GOOD LOOK
440
00:18:44,634 --> 00:18:48,067
BECAUSE STANDING HERE
IS ABOUT 1,000 YEARS OF JAZZ.
441
00:18:50,801 --> 00:18:53,067
ROSCOE, GET READY.
442
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,334
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
443
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,734
THE JAZZ CARAVAN!
444
00:18:58,334 --> 00:19:00,868
NORMALLY, WE LET SLIDE WARM UP
445
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,367
BUT HOWEVER THERE IS NO TIME
446
00:19:03,501 --> 00:19:06,000
BECAUSE POTATO AND I
ARE GETTING OLD.
447
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,767
NOT ME, BABY.
448
00:19:07,901 --> 00:19:09,367
YOU'RE WRONG, BABY.
449
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:11,067
VAMOS, AMIGOS.
450
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,234
MUCHACHOS, A TOCAR!
451
00:22:17,534 --> 00:22:19,767
QUITE AN EVENING,
WASN'T IT?
452
00:22:19,901 --> 00:22:21,501
YES, IT WAS.
453
00:22:21,634 --> 00:22:23,133
IT WAS.
454
00:22:23,267 --> 00:22:26,000
RUSSELL HASN'T
LOST HIS TOUCH.
455
00:22:26,133 --> 00:22:28,300
SPENCER HASN'T, EITHER.
456
00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:32,100
SPENCER'S LOST
HIS ENDURANCE.
457
00:22:32,234 --> 00:22:34,067
HE'S IN
DREAMLAND.
458
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,701
AND SO IS RUSSELL.
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