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Captioning made possible by
the U.S. Department of education
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hi, I'm Rudy.
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Tonight's show Stars
Danny Kaye.
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It's for all us kids
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but you grown-ups
should watch, too.
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I don't believe it.
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Cliff.
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What's happening?
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Read this.
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Read this article.
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Right.
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You have to read this.
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Is it about me?
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Please, just read it.
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"Water meters to be installed
in City dwellings."
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Read on.
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"in an attempt to conserve
the city's water resources
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"The mayor has proposed
the installation of meters
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"To monitor water usage.
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The proposed..."
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we don't need
a meter.
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We teach our children
to conserve water.
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That's right.
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We tell them not to leave
the water running
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while They brush
their teeth.
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Don't we tell them not
to take hour-long showers?
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There you go.
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You know what
the problem is?
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Our children don't
listen to us.
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No.
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The city is letting developers
Put up high-rises
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like the one going up
on the corner.
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That high-rise will bring
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a thousand more people
into this neighborhood
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and they'll be using our water.
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Water...
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cliff?
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I want you
to listen
to this.
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The meters
will cost
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$350 apiece
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and you know who's going
to pay for that--
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us.
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That's terrible.
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We're going to write
the city a letter.
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Hmm?
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We're writing
the city.
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We are?
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Yes.
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Go ahead.
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Okay.
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What am I supposed
to say?
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What?
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What is it, dear?
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What should I say?
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To who?
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To the city.
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At this hour?
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About the water meters.
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The city's closed.
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Oh, look at this.
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Did you read this?
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What?
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It says:
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"Man dies because
wife will not let him sleep."
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Hey, Rudy.
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Denise.
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What?
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Want to see some magic?
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A magic trick?
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Yeah, it's a good one.
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Okay, let's see it.
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I hold in my hand
a rubber ball.
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Yeah.
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Watch this ball closely.
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Okay.
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Guess which hand
has the rubber ball.
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Um...
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that one.
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Wait a second.
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Now guess.
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Oh, gosh.
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I changed my mind.
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That one.
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Wait a second.
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What are
you doing?
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Nothing.
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Now guess.
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That one.
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Nope.
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That one?
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Right.
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Let's see.
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Turn around.
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Why?
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Just turn around.
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Okay.
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You can
look now.
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Ta-dum!
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How did you do that?
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It's magic.
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( doorbell )
It's amazing.
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I'll get that.
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Hey, Peter.
You here to see Rudy?
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Come in.
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Hi, Peter.
Want to see a trick?
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Want to play?
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No, I need to hide.
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What's the matter?
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I don't want
to see the dentist.
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Come on.
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( ring )
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( ring )
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Huxtable residence.
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Yes, hello, Mr. Chiara.
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Just a minute.
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Is Peter here?
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Yeah, he just came in.
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Yes, he's here.
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He did what?
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( chuckling )
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okay.
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We'll hold him here for you.
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All right. Good enough.
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Peter has an appointment
with Dr. Burns
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and he's scared.
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Dr. Burns is a great dentist.
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We know that,
But Peter doesn't.
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Yes, But Peter
does have a reputation
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for fleeing from
high-pressure situations.
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I hold in my hand
a rubber ball.
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Watch this
ball closely.
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Guess which hand
has the ball.
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Wait a second.
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( knocking )
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Who is it?
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Dad.
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Hide.
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Quick, hide.
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( knocking )
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( knocking )
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Come in.
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What took so long
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for you to say "Come in"
to your father?
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You
know...
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I ran all the way
upstairs to see you
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and I'm so tired
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I now have to sit
down on this bed
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up here by the pillows.
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So, I'm just going...
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as a matter of fact,
I changed my mind.
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I think I'll sit down here
at the end of the bed.
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As a matter of fact
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I think I'll sit
on the middle of the bed
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and just...
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Peter.
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Hi, Peter.
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How's everything
going?
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Peter doesn't want
to go to the dentist.
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Oh, Peter.
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It's no problem
going to the dentist.
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Why don't you
want to go?
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Okay.
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But I tell you
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dr. Burns is great,
isn't he?
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Dr. Burns is nice, Peter.
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Yeah.
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Sometimes when I come
from dr. Burns'
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I can talk funny.
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Sometimes
my lip
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is a little tingly
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and people say,
"How are you doing?"
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and I say:
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( GARBLED: )
"I'm okay."
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Yeah.
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Sometimes when my wife
is talking to me
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she says,
"Well, how are you feeling?"
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I say:
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( GARBLED: )
"I'm okay."
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She said,
"Did the dentist hurt?"
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( GARBLED: )
"Oh, no, the dentist
didn't hurt me at all."
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( speaking as if
lips are numb )
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"and it was all righty."
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All righty?
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You know what I'm saying?
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So you could talk funny.
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O-B-Kay-B?
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O-B-Kay-B.
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O-B-Kay-B.
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O-B-Kay-B?
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O-B-Kay-B.
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O-B-Kay-B?
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O-B-Kay-B.
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O-B-Kay-B.
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All right, then.
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Let's go see
dr. Burns.
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Now, Peter, I would never go
to anybody but Dr. Burns.
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Don't worry.
He's a great dentist.
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Right, Rudy?
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Right.
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I've been going
since I was your age.
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Me, too.
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( doorbell )
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I'll get it.
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That must be
Peter's father.
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Mr. Chiara,
how are you, sir?
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Hi.
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We got him
for you.
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Bye, Peter.
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Good luck at the dentist.
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Come on, Pete.
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Everything
will be fine, kid.
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Bye-Bye.
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Will you feel better
if I come?
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Can I, daddy?
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It's up to Mr. Chiara.
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Cliff:
Okay.
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You've got a Buddy
to go with you now.
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We're brave together.
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Having fun.
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Look out, dr. Burns.
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Take him to the eye doctor
while you're at it.
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Isn't this nice?
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I'll go tell them
we're here.
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Hello?
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Ah, who said, "Hello?"
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me.
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Oh, hello.
I know you.
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You're Rudy huxtable.
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Right.
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How are you?
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Fine.
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That's nice.
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Do you have
an appointment?
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No, I'm here
with My friend--
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Peter.
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Which one is Peter?
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The little one
or the big one?
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The little one.
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The little one.
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You know something?
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He looks scared.
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He always does.
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I'll be out
in one second.
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Peter, I think
you're going
to like him.
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He's been a dentist
for a long time.
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Here we are.
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That wasn't so bad,
was it, James?
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Yes.
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Shhh!
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I have other patients here
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for heaven's sake.
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Now you can pick
out a toy, okay?
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No, not all
of them.
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If you come in for
a whole set of teeth
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you can have
them all.
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Now, you only
have one.
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That's a
nice one.
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Thank you,
doctor burns.
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You're very
welcome.
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Well, take
him home
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and wash his mouth
out with soap.
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It's been a long day
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so I think I'll
get ready to go.
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You can't go.
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Why not?
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You're the dentist.
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Oh, for heaven's sake,
you're right.
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I am the dentist.
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Well, I better behave like one,
huh?
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So, you are
Peter, Yes?
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And you're his father?
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I can see
why you are related.
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Peter, if you
have any problem
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with your
teeth
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you come and
see me, Yes?
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He does.
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He does
what?
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Have a problem
with his teeth.
279
00:11:23,764 --> 00:11:24,331
Who?
280
00:11:24,331 --> 00:11:25,131
Peter.
281
00:11:25,131 --> 00:11:27,164
Is that True, Peter?
282
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:27,898
He was up all night...
283
00:11:27,898 --> 00:11:28,964
I didn't ask you.
284
00:11:28,964 --> 00:11:30,364
I'm talking to Peter.
285
00:11:32,831 --> 00:11:35,164
Would you like
to come inside with me?
286
00:11:36,264 --> 00:11:38,198
I'll go
with you.
287
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,398
Is that all right with you?
288
00:11:40,364 --> 00:11:42,031
Is that all right with you?
289
00:11:43,764 --> 00:11:45,098
Don't go away.
290
00:11:45,098 --> 00:11:48,464
We'll be out
in two or three days.
291
00:11:48,464 --> 00:11:49,631
Come
with me.
292
00:11:51,864 --> 00:11:53,164
Here we go.
293
00:11:53,164 --> 00:11:54,464
We come inside
294
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,631
and Peter, just hop
into the chair.
295
00:11:56,631 --> 00:11:59,164
I'll be with you
in a minute.
296
00:11:59,164 --> 00:12:02,298
Hop, hop, hop into the chair.
297
00:12:03,998 --> 00:12:07,531
Peter, Hop, jump, climb
into the chair.
298
00:12:09,798 --> 00:12:14,198
Peter...
jump in the chair, Peter.
299
00:12:16,331 --> 00:12:17,564
He won't do it.
300
00:12:17,564 --> 00:12:18,798
What should we do?
301
00:12:18,798 --> 00:12:20,498
We could push him.
302
00:12:20,498 --> 00:12:23,164
Why don't we take him
on a tour?
303
00:12:23,164 --> 00:12:24,864
Come here, meet me.
304
00:12:24,864 --> 00:12:28,398
And then we start
with the left foot.
305
00:12:28,398 --> 00:12:30,898
Here we go
through the office.
306
00:12:30,898 --> 00:12:33,964
And the first thing
we show you here
307
00:12:33,964 --> 00:12:35,564
is my diploma.
308
00:12:35,564 --> 00:12:39,231
This is my diploma
when I graduated
309
00:12:39,231 --> 00:12:42,531
from dental school
in 1776.
310
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,898
Show him the teeth.
311
00:12:48,064 --> 00:12:50,331
No, those teeth.
312
00:12:50,331 --> 00:12:52,764
Which ones?
The ones on the shelf?
313
00:12:52,764 --> 00:12:56,031
These go on the shelf
sometimes, too, you know?
314
00:12:56,031 --> 00:12:57,098
Here we are.
315
00:12:57,098 --> 00:12:58,098
Sit down.
316
00:12:58,098 --> 00:12:59,464
Share that place.
317
00:12:59,464 --> 00:13:00,731
And we have the teeth.
318
00:13:00,731 --> 00:13:02,131
Aren't these nice?
319
00:13:02,131 --> 00:13:03,131
All right.
320
00:13:03,131 --> 00:13:04,298
Tell him
the story.
321
00:13:04,298 --> 00:13:05,764
Oh, all right.
322
00:13:05,764 --> 00:13:07,731
Now, a long time ago
323
00:13:07,731 --> 00:13:11,098
these teeth
walked into my office.
324
00:13:11,098 --> 00:13:13,898
They didn't have
an appointment--
325
00:13:13,898 --> 00:13:15,564
they didn't have anything.
326
00:13:15,564 --> 00:13:18,531
And I said,
"Do I know you?"
327
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,898
and they said
328
00:13:19,898 --> 00:13:23,931
"No, but you've taken out
some of our friends."
329
00:13:32,498 --> 00:13:34,564
All right, I'll
put these back.
330
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,631
And we'll go on
from here.
331
00:13:36,631 --> 00:13:40,098
Now, I have one more
thing to show you, Peter.
332
00:13:40,098 --> 00:13:44,098
Because we have here
an EXPERIMENTAL tooth shuttle.
333
00:13:46,631 --> 00:13:50,531
And we have an instrument
which makes it go whooo, up
334
00:13:50,531 --> 00:13:57,998
and we have another instrument
which makes it go down.
335
00:13:57,998 --> 00:14:03,064
We need an astronaut.
336
00:14:03,064 --> 00:14:05,398
Astronaut.
337
00:14:07,564 --> 00:14:10,098
Be an astronaut.
338
00:14:11,764 --> 00:14:12,764
Five...
339
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:13,764
four...
340
00:14:13,764 --> 00:14:15,164
three...
341
00:14:15,164 --> 00:14:18,698
two... they're waiting
for you on the moon.
342
00:14:18,698 --> 00:14:19,731
Three... two...
343
00:14:19,731 --> 00:14:20,898
one... oh!
344
00:14:20,898 --> 00:14:22,731
Yay, Peter!
345
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:27,131
Bravo, that's marvelous.
346
00:14:27,131 --> 00:14:29,998
Peter, if you'll
open your mouth
347
00:14:29,998 --> 00:14:31,931
I'll see
what's going on.
348
00:14:34,464 --> 00:14:36,164
Just a little wider.
349
00:14:36,164 --> 00:14:38,198
It's not hard.
Like this-- look.
350
00:14:44,498 --> 00:14:46,431
Oh, I have an idea.
351
00:14:46,431 --> 00:14:49,098
Do you want
to hear a song?
352
00:14:50,131 --> 00:14:53,164
⪠Old Mcdonald had a farm âª
353
00:14:53,164 --> 00:14:57,031
⪠ee-I-ee-I-oh! âª
354
00:14:57,031 --> 00:14:58,431
See?
It's easy.
355
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,998
Do you want
to sing along?
356
00:15:00,998 --> 00:15:04,831
⪠Old Mcdonald had a farm âª
357
00:15:04,831 --> 00:15:07,198
⪠ee-I-ee-I... âª
358
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,131
⪠...oh! âª
359
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:18,098
How about Rudy sitting here
and I'll examine her?
360
00:15:18,098 --> 00:15:19,164
No way.
361
00:15:20,364 --> 00:15:24,098
Could I see you in
my office over here?
362
00:15:29,031 --> 00:15:33,598
I think Peter is afraid
to open his mouth.
363
00:15:33,598 --> 00:15:38,964
I think if you sit
in the chair and show him
364
00:15:38,964 --> 00:15:42,298
you're brave enough
to open your mouth
365
00:15:42,298 --> 00:15:43,931
maybe he'll
open his.
366
00:15:43,931 --> 00:15:44,998
Understand?
367
00:15:44,998 --> 00:15:45,998
Yes.
368
00:15:45,998 --> 00:15:47,398
You won't do it?
369
00:15:47,398 --> 00:15:48,498
No.
370
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,164
I'm in this alone?
371
00:15:51,164 --> 00:15:51,831
Yes.
372
00:15:56,931 --> 00:15:58,498
Don't cry.
373
00:16:02,098 --> 00:16:05,164
I'll be okay in a minute.
374
00:16:07,931 --> 00:16:11,431
( wailing )
375
00:16:11,431 --> 00:16:12,831
My whole life
376
00:16:12,831 --> 00:16:15,298
I have been working
with children
377
00:16:15,298 --> 00:16:18,398
and my reputation
now will be spoiled.
378
00:16:20,031 --> 00:16:22,464
Okay, I'll open my mouth.
379
00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:24,231
Ohhh!
380
00:16:24,231 --> 00:16:27,464
You see, it works every time.
381
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:30,731
I'll wash my hands
and we'll get ready...
382
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,198
what are you making?
383
00:16:40,198 --> 00:16:41,198
Scrambled eggs.
384
00:16:41,198 --> 00:16:42,364
For dinner?
385
00:16:42,364 --> 00:16:45,198
I invited Peter
to eat with us.
386
00:16:45,198 --> 00:16:47,764
His mouth is still
a little sensitive.
387
00:16:47,764 --> 00:16:50,264
I'll make myself a steak.
388
00:16:50,264 --> 00:16:51,798
Peter will feel badly
389
00:16:51,798 --> 00:16:55,398
if you're eating steak
and he's eating scrambled eggs.
390
00:16:55,398 --> 00:16:57,798
I'll cover the steak
with the eggs.
391
00:16:59,464 --> 00:17:02,498
Dad, there's a woman
who has to see you.
392
00:17:02,498 --> 00:17:03,531
About what?
393
00:17:03,531 --> 00:17:05,598
I don't know,
but she's pregnant
394
00:17:05,598 --> 00:17:07,931
and will deliver
any minute.
395
00:17:09,631 --> 00:17:11,631
Looking for someone?
396
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,631
There's no woman in here.
397
00:17:13,631 --> 00:17:14,864
No, only me.
398
00:17:14,864 --> 00:17:16,131
And you're not pregnant.
399
00:17:16,131 --> 00:17:17,364
Not now, no.
400
00:17:18,998 --> 00:17:20,631
Hello, Dr. Burns.
401
00:17:20,631 --> 00:17:21,698
Hello, Claire.
402
00:17:21,698 --> 00:17:23,598
I'm glad to see you.
403
00:17:23,598 --> 00:17:25,498
Rudy left this
in my office
404
00:17:25,498 --> 00:17:29,531
and I thought I would
drop it by on the way home.
405
00:17:29,531 --> 00:17:31,431
You had
a tough patient today.
406
00:17:31,431 --> 00:17:32,964
I've had tougher.
407
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,098
I...
408
00:17:37,298 --> 00:17:39,198
which reminds me
409
00:17:39,198 --> 00:17:42,098
I haven't seen you
in my office lately.
410
00:17:49,731 --> 00:17:53,031
I was just in to see you.
411
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,264
No, no, no, no.
412
00:17:54,264 --> 00:17:57,198
My records show
that it's been eight months.
413
00:17:57,198 --> 00:18:00,298
You have me confused
with my son.
414
00:18:00,298 --> 00:18:02,198
Your son was in last week.
415
00:18:02,198 --> 00:18:05,064
So how about Monday
you come to see me?
416
00:18:05,064 --> 00:18:09,098
No, no...
Monday's no good for me.
417
00:18:09,098 --> 00:18:09,864
Tuesday?
418
00:18:09,864 --> 00:18:11,564
Tighter than Monday.
419
00:18:11,564 --> 00:18:12,964
Aha.
420
00:18:12,964 --> 00:18:15,898
How loose is wednesday?
421
00:18:17,131 --> 00:18:20,298
I don't think so.
Wednesday's no good.
422
00:18:21,464 --> 00:18:23,364
Would you consider feezelday?
423
00:18:23,364 --> 00:18:26,564
Feezelday we take the children
to see the feezels.
424
00:18:28,031 --> 00:18:29,198
Ja.
425
00:18:29,198 --> 00:18:31,264
You have thursday afternoon off.
426
00:18:31,264 --> 00:18:32,698
There you are.
427
00:18:32,698 --> 00:18:36,698
I will see you at 4:00,
thursday afternoon.
428
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:39,098
I'll see you to the door.
429
00:18:39,098 --> 00:18:40,298
All right.
430
00:18:40,298 --> 00:18:43,431
Thursday afternoon
I will see you at 4:00.
431
00:18:43,431 --> 00:18:44,598
Oh, doctor.
432
00:18:44,598 --> 00:18:45,364
Yes?
433
00:18:46,698 --> 00:18:50,131
Will you show me the teeth?
434
00:18:54,764 --> 00:18:55,998
Yes.
435
00:18:57,431 --> 00:19:02,198
Will you put me
on the tooth shuttle?
436
00:19:02,198 --> 00:19:05,164
You're getting
a little big for that
437
00:19:05,164 --> 00:19:06,331
but... yes.
438
00:19:07,664 --> 00:19:09,064
By the way, cliff.
439
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,164
Yes, sir?
440
00:19:10,164 --> 00:19:11,698
When you're
finished...
441
00:19:11,698 --> 00:19:13,531
just one toy?
442
00:19:18,731 --> 00:19:21,998
But I let you
kiss my wife.
443
00:19:21,998 --> 00:19:23,731
Two toys?
444
00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:41,798
Cliff?
445
00:19:41,798 --> 00:19:43,264
Cliff?
446
00:19:43,264 --> 00:19:44,431
Hmm?
447
00:19:44,431 --> 00:19:45,598
Where's the paper?
448
00:19:45,598 --> 00:19:46,764
Paper?
449
00:19:46,764 --> 00:19:48,298
Yes, today's newspaper.
450
00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:49,464
Today's paper?
451
00:19:49,464 --> 00:19:53,564
Ah, no, I haven't seen it, dear.
452
00:19:53,564 --> 00:19:56,264
I saw you with it at dinner.
453
00:19:56,264 --> 00:19:57,298
What dinner?
454
00:19:57,298 --> 00:19:58,698
Tonight.
455
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,964
You're hiding it from me.
456
00:20:00,964 --> 00:20:03,664
Why would I do that?
457
00:20:03,664 --> 00:20:05,598
So I won't
read in bed.
458
00:20:05,598 --> 00:20:07,598
Hand it
over.
Oh, stop it.
459
00:20:07,598 --> 00:20:09,298
I'm going
to find it.
460
00:20:09,298 --> 00:20:10,298
Go ahead.
461
00:20:10,298 --> 00:20:11,331
Ha, ha, ha.
462
00:20:11,331 --> 00:20:12,564
Not there.
463
00:20:12,564 --> 00:20:13,998
Now stop it.
464
00:20:13,998 --> 00:20:17,031
I don't know where
the paper's gone.
465
00:20:17,031 --> 00:20:18,464
It's under the pillows.
466
00:20:18,464 --> 00:20:19,364
No.
467
00:20:19,364 --> 00:20:20,298
Move your head.
468
00:20:25,831 --> 00:20:28,898
Hiding the paper
from your wife.
469
00:20:28,898 --> 00:20:31,131
That is
so childish.
470
00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:35,098
I do that because
you get in the bed
471
00:20:35,098 --> 00:20:36,598
you read something
472
00:20:36,598 --> 00:20:40,231
and you get excited
and angry about it.
473
00:20:40,231 --> 00:20:41,331
Promise me
474
00:20:41,331 --> 00:20:44,031
you won't get angry
about anything.
475
00:20:44,031 --> 00:20:45,198
I promise you.
476
00:20:45,198 --> 00:20:46,531
And if I do
477
00:20:46,531 --> 00:20:48,764
I'll keep my
mouth shut.
478
00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:49,864
Good!
479
00:20:49,864 --> 00:20:51,898
All right.
That's wonderful.
480
00:20:51,898 --> 00:20:54,431
You just
get in there.
481
00:20:54,431 --> 00:20:55,698
Kiss.
482
00:20:55,698 --> 00:20:56,931
Good night.
483
00:20:56,931 --> 00:20:58,064
Good night, dear.
484
00:20:58,064 --> 00:21:00,098
You won't
get upset?
485
00:21:00,098 --> 00:21:02,431
No, I won't.
486
00:21:02,431 --> 00:21:03,564
Okay.
487
00:21:03,564 --> 00:21:04,598
You'll see.
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