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daddy, Suzanne's coming today!
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The girl from your class.
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You're in your pajamas.
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You said you wanted
to observe everyday activities.
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You're wearing this?
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Today's saturday.
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You're lucky
I have on anything.
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Daddy, please?
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I'll put on
something presentable.
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Hiya.
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By-ya.
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You can't go!
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Why not?
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My school project.
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On saturdays,
I don't have to think.
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Now, that is normal!
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We're doing a report
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on the lifestyles
of a large family.
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Say you have no brother!
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Daddy...
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I'll say I have no son.
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Come on!
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Thanks, dad.
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Son--
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this is very important
to your sister.
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Like the time I
helped you with history.
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Okay--
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I'll stay!
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( doorbell rings )
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That's her!
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Go get
dressed!
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Only for an hour.
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I may need you longer!
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I'm not staying long!
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Hi, Denise.
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Denise:
Hey, Suzanne.
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My brother, Theo.
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Hello, Theo.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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( deep VOICE: )
I'm Theo.
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I just told
her that.
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Oh, yeah, you're right.
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Why don't we go
meet my mom?
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Let me know
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if I can help.
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I'll be here all day.
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Hey, Rudy,
how you doing?
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Fine.
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What's it like being
in a big family?
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There's never enough cereal.
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I see.
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Know something?
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What?
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Nobody lets me talk.
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Why not?
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Every time I try
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they say I'm too small.
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Could you write that
I want my own room?
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Don't use this
for personal gain.
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Okay, just say I
want my own phone.
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Put down that Vanessa
hogs the bathroom.
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I do not!
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Do too!
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Do not!
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Do too!
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This is great
stuff, Denise.
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You don't live with it.
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Hey, guys.
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Thought you
might be thirsty.
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For you.
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And Suzanne...
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This is for you.
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That's sweet of you.
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Where's ours?
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Get your own.
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There's never
enough soda, either.
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When is it my turn
to be observed?
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Soon.
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How soon?
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In a while, Theo.
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I'm ready now.
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In about 15 minutes.
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No problem.
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I'll be in my room,
Suzanne.
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Are you
all right?
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Yeah, sure!
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Yes!
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Theo--
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It's us.
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Just a minute.
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Be right there.
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( knock )
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Come on!
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( voice SQUEAKS: )
Come in.
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What did
you do here?
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Straightened up a little.
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You can actually
see the rug.
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Yeah, it's a
nice room, Theo.
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Why did you
change your clothes?
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I wanted to wear
something more comfortable.
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A tie?
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Suzanne, make
yourself at home.
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I was just going
to do some studying.
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Theo, we're here to observe
normal behavior.
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She's always
giving me
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a hard
time.
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I can't wait to
read your report.
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You like sociology?
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Yeah, sure!
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Since When?
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The study
of human behavior.
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Since we're all humans,
we should be interested.
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Well put!
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Thank
you.
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Did you enjoy the soda?
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Yes.
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Denise--
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you never said
your brother was charming.
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You're right-- I didn't.
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Theo, I just realized
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you're the only male child
in the house.
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That's right.
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How do you feel?
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It's beautiful.
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I find this stuff interesting
because I'm an only child.
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What's it like?
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I'd rather be here.
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Large families do
a lot more sharing.
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That's how I feel--
especially the sharing.
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Some guys might
find it hard
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but it's made me
more sensitive
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to the wants and
needs of women.
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( laughs )
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Suzanne--
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I need to talk
to my brother
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for a minute.
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Do you mind?
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No, not at all.
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( whispers: )
What are you doing?!
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what are
you doing?
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What?
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You changed your clothes;
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cleaned your room.
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Cologne?!
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It's left over from last week.
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You're trying
to impress Suzanne!
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I am not!
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Why did you say
you're sensitive?
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What's wrong?
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You're not sensitive.
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You've never used the word.
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I am sensitive
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and if you were sensitive,
you'd know that!
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Stop coming on to Suzanne.
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I'm just trying to help!
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You're helping for
the wrong reasons
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and I'm telling you
it's not going to work.
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Suzanne would never
be interested.
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And why not?
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You're a sophomore,
she's a senior.
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Only two years difference.
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Physically, not maturity.
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Those years
are like dog years!
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Suzanne is actually
14 years more mature than you.
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Denise, I'm not interested
in Suzanne.
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You swear?
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Yes!
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You'll be your normal self?
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Yes!
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I want to get back to studying.
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Well...
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here I am, standing out
on the huxtable spread
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Watching my wife
plow the back 40.
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Seems like only yesterday
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me and the missus
packed up the young'uns
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and put a wagon together
and just drove on out here.
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If this is so lovely
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how come you're not helping?
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Because...
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that's dirt.
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No, to you, it's dirt.
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To me, it's life!
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Ah...
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then why is it
that you get upset
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when the children track "Life"
Into the house?
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You're a doctor
who walks around all day
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in his prissy
little White Coat
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holding your hands up like this.
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I do not do that.
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You need to feel
the pleasures of nature.
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Come down here.
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I don't want
to feel life.
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Put your hands
in the life!
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Put your hands
in the life!
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Squish through
your fingers.
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Now, what
do you feel?
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Worms.
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Mom, dad--
I need your help.
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What's up?
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Theo is ruining my project.
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Oh, dear...
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how is he ruining
your project?
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He's trying to
impress Suzanne.
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How?
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He changed
his clothes
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cleaned
his room
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and now he's
studying.
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We'll have to get
her to move in!
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He might ask her out.
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What's the worst
that could happen?
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He'd ask her out,
and she'd say "Yes."
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So what?
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Theo could end up
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at my
senior prom!
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What if Suzanne and I
go to the same college?
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Then Theo's going to
be hanging around there.
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This could be the beginning
of life with Theo.
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Denise?
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Yeah, Dad?
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Better you than us.
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Suzanne:
Denise!
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I'm coming.
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Thanks, dad.
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( laughs )
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And what are
you laughing at?
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The boy is 15 years old.
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And at 15 years old,
a boy will hit on a snake!
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But the boy does
have good taste.
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Better than you did.
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I beg your pardon?
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I saved you.
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You saved me?
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Before I came along,
you were chasing
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every low-life woman
of uncertain reputation
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in the neighborhood!
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Yes, you were!
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I was not.
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You were sad, pitiful,
desperate and tired!
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Why do
you think
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they called you
"Overheated huxtable"?
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I remember
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the woman you were chasing.
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There you were--
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little bright-eyed,
knobby-kneed boy of 14--
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chasing a woman
18 years old
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who was still
in the ninth grade!
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I saved you,
you sad thing!
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I still wonder
about her sometimes.
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And what do
you wonder?
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I wonder if she's still
in the ninth grade.
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Her name is Suzanne.
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I'm telling you
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you've never seen
anything like this girl.
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We're talking fine-tuned body.
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And her eyes-- ooh!
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You guys will fall out
when you see her.
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You know George's girlfriend?
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She makes her look like George.
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What things
do you enjoy
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without the
children?
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All of them.
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Denise:
Daddy!
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It's True.
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Dr. Huxtable
means
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we enjoy those moments
alone as a couple.
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That's not
what I mean.
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Daddy, would you
cooperate, please?
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Oh, Suzanne!
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Oh!
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I didn't know
you were still here.
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Why is your shirt open?
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I'm hot.
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That's what we heard.
276
00:12:16,331 --> 00:12:18,831
Dad, I need to
ask you something.
277
00:12:18,831 --> 00:12:19,898
Go ahead.
278
00:12:19,898 --> 00:12:22,498
Did you borrow my razor?
279
00:12:26,098 --> 00:12:28,031
I never borrow your razor--
280
00:12:28,031 --> 00:12:31,898
your beard is too hard
on the blade.
281
00:12:31,898 --> 00:12:33,598
I'll find it somewhere.
282
00:12:33,598 --> 00:12:36,698
I don't need it
till later anyway.
283
00:12:36,698 --> 00:12:40,298
Suzanne, just do
what you're doing.
284
00:12:40,298 --> 00:12:41,631
One more thing--
285
00:12:41,631 --> 00:12:44,864
you don't have to answer
if you don't want to.
286
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:47,164
Okay.
287
00:12:47,164 --> 00:12:48,398
Are there arrangements
for your kids
288
00:12:48,398 --> 00:12:50,531
in case of your
untimely passing?
289
00:12:50,531 --> 00:12:53,431
We're taking
them with us.
290
00:12:54,598 --> 00:12:57,264
Why don't you
stop this?
291
00:12:57,264 --> 00:13:00,398
We both have
insurance policies.
292
00:13:00,398 --> 00:13:03,731
Mom, dad,
I want you to know--
293
00:13:03,731 --> 00:13:06,731
if anything happens,
count on me
294
00:13:06,731 --> 00:13:11,264
to give the family the
emotional support it needs.
295
00:13:11,264 --> 00:13:13,664
I'm glad
I'll be dead.
296
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,798
What a wonderful
thing to say.
297
00:13:20,798 --> 00:13:22,231
It wasn't that wonderful.
298
00:13:22,231 --> 00:13:26,198
Not many guys have his
sense of responsibility
299
00:13:26,198 --> 00:13:27,764
at his age.
300
00:13:27,764 --> 00:13:29,298
His age is 15.
301
00:13:29,298 --> 00:13:31,764
I'll be 16
in seven months.
302
00:13:31,764 --> 00:13:33,764
Just around
the corner.
303
00:13:33,764 --> 00:13:34,931
( doorbell )
304
00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:36,131
I'll get it.
305
00:13:36,131 --> 00:13:38,798
Suzanne, I'll be
right back.
306
00:13:40,498 --> 00:13:41,531
Hi.
307
00:13:41,531 --> 00:13:42,898
Denise,
somebody for you.
308
00:13:42,898 --> 00:13:44,298
No-- is
Suzanne here?
309
00:13:44,298 --> 00:13:45,764
Yeah, mark, hi.
310
00:13:45,764 --> 00:13:46,731
Your brother?
311
00:13:46,731 --> 00:13:47,898
No, my boyfriend.
312
00:13:54,831 --> 00:13:57,064
I want to introduce you
to everyone.
313
00:13:57,064 --> 00:13:58,998
Denise, do
you know mark?
314
00:13:58,998 --> 00:14:00,398
You're on the
wrestling team?
315
00:14:00,398 --> 00:14:01,564
Yeah.
316
00:14:01,564 --> 00:14:02,798
Nice to
meet you.
317
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,164
Dr. And mrs.
Huxtable--
318
00:14:04,164 --> 00:14:05,831
my boyfriend,
mark Roberts.
319
00:14:05,831 --> 00:14:07,831
Nice to meet you.
How are you?
320
00:14:07,831 --> 00:14:08,831
Hi.
Hello.
321
00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:10,531
And Denise's
brother, Theo.
322
00:14:10,531 --> 00:14:11,831
How's it
going?
323
00:14:11,831 --> 00:14:13,331
How you doing?
324
00:14:13,331 --> 00:14:14,664
All right.
325
00:14:17,664 --> 00:14:20,964
You and mark are interested
in the same thing.
326
00:14:20,964 --> 00:14:22,364
We are? What?
327
00:14:22,364 --> 00:14:23,398
Sociology.
328
00:14:23,398 --> 00:14:24,598
Sociology?
329
00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:25,998
Remember, earlier?
330
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,664
Oh, yeah--
sociology is
331
00:14:27,664 --> 00:14:30,131
the study of human behavior.
332
00:14:30,131 --> 00:14:32,164
Mark's going
to central state.
333
00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:33,164
Oh!
334
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,998
in Wilberforce, ohio?
335
00:14:34,998 --> 00:14:36,198
Good school.
336
00:14:36,198 --> 00:14:37,331
I got a
scholarship.
337
00:14:37,331 --> 00:14:39,898
If I could put guys
in a headlock
338
00:14:39,898 --> 00:14:41,364
I'd get a scholarship, too.
339
00:14:41,364 --> 00:14:42,831
It's not
for wrestling.
340
00:14:42,831 --> 00:14:44,498
It's an academic
scholarship.
341
00:14:45,498 --> 00:14:46,664
Oh.
342
00:14:47,798 --> 00:14:51,364
Why don't you teach him
how to shave?
343
00:15:00,231 --> 00:15:01,564
Hey-- hey!
344
00:15:01,564 --> 00:15:04,731
Man, that's your
mother's garden!
345
00:15:06,331 --> 00:15:07,998
Come out
of there.
346
00:15:08,998 --> 00:15:11,431
Oh, you stepped
on that.
347
00:15:11,431 --> 00:15:14,098
We have to eat
that stuff.
348
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,331
Why don't you take
a little break?
349
00:15:18,331 --> 00:15:19,664
Don't feel like it.
350
00:15:19,664 --> 00:15:22,031
Let's have lunch together, okay?
351
00:15:22,031 --> 00:15:23,831
Not hungry.
352
00:15:23,831 --> 00:15:29,298
No, I'm talking about
dad firing up the barbecue
353
00:15:29,298 --> 00:15:31,698
and making your favorite--
354
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,264
Bacon Burger dog!
355
00:15:34,264 --> 00:15:35,431
Huh?
356
00:15:35,431 --> 00:15:37,064
No, thanks.
357
00:15:37,064 --> 00:15:39,598
What's the matter
with you?
358
00:15:39,598 --> 00:15:42,598
Usually, I say
"Bacon Burger dog"
359
00:15:42,598 --> 00:15:45,098
And your tongue
comes out
360
00:15:45,098 --> 00:15:47,598
and you lick
your face.
361
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:48,831
Come on!
362
00:15:48,831 --> 00:15:50,598
I'm not
in the mood.
363
00:15:50,598 --> 00:15:52,598
What do you mean?
364
00:15:52,598 --> 00:15:55,598
You know what
Suzanne did to me.
365
00:15:55,598 --> 00:15:57,931
What did Suzanne
do to you?
366
00:15:57,931 --> 00:15:59,631
She came
over here.
367
00:15:59,631 --> 00:16:01,331
She hung out
in my room.
368
00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:03,398
She acted like
she liked me.
369
00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:07,564
You know
what's worse?
370
00:16:07,564 --> 00:16:08,798
Denise...
371
00:16:08,798 --> 00:16:12,864
never found out if
the girl had a boyfriend.
372
00:16:12,864 --> 00:16:13,631
I see.
373
00:16:13,631 --> 00:16:15,364
They made me a fool.
374
00:16:15,364 --> 00:16:16,864
Theo--
375
00:16:16,864 --> 00:16:20,264
I think you've lost your mind.
376
00:16:20,264 --> 00:16:22,931
The girl
came over here
377
00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:26,198
to help your sister
with a report.
378
00:16:26,198 --> 00:16:27,864
She didn't
come here
379
00:16:27,864 --> 00:16:29,898
to become
your girlfriend.
380
00:16:29,898 --> 00:16:31,631
You put cologne on
381
00:16:31,631 --> 00:16:33,698
Cleaned up your room--
382
00:16:33,698 --> 00:16:35,998
"Hi, my name is Theodore."
383
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,464
You did that.
384
00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:41,464
She has a boyfriend.
385
00:16:41,464 --> 00:16:44,931
Now you're pounding the
basketball against the wall
386
00:16:44,931 --> 00:16:46,631
killing my wife's garden.
387
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,098
If you love her
388
00:16:48,098 --> 00:16:50,731
and want to get rid of the guy
389
00:16:50,731 --> 00:16:52,564
do like the old days--
390
00:16:52,564 --> 00:16:54,564
say, "I love that woman
391
00:16:54,564 --> 00:16:57,164
and I challenge you to a duel."
392
00:16:57,164 --> 00:16:59,098
No, I'm
serious!
393
00:16:59,098 --> 00:17:01,731
Whoever is alive at the end
394
00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:03,831
can call her up toll-free
395
00:17:03,831 --> 00:17:05,898
and say, "I'm your man."
396
00:17:05,898 --> 00:17:10,131
I just need to play
for a couple hours.
397
00:17:10,131 --> 00:17:14,064
No, I want you
to take that energy
398
00:17:14,064 --> 00:17:16,764
and go to
the library.
399
00:17:16,764 --> 00:17:17,731
Are you serious?
400
00:17:17,731 --> 00:17:19,631
Go to the library
401
00:17:19,631 --> 00:17:22,398
and pour that energy
into the books.
402
00:17:22,398 --> 00:17:23,998
I have
books here.
403
00:17:23,998 --> 00:17:25,931
That's not
the same thing.
404
00:17:25,931 --> 00:17:29,364
You need to sit
in a hard wooden chair.
405
00:17:29,364 --> 00:17:32,731
You need to hear
the silence of the pages
406
00:17:32,731 --> 00:17:33,931
flipping.
407
00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:36,431
You need a hint
408
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,664
of the mildew.
409
00:17:38,664 --> 00:17:42,198
Are you tricking me
into doing my homework?
410
00:17:42,198 --> 00:17:45,598
No, I'm just
trying to help you
411
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:49,731
because I used to be
in that position.
412
00:17:49,731 --> 00:17:51,264
Now go upstairs
413
00:17:51,264 --> 00:17:53,764
and get those overdue books
414
00:17:53,764 --> 00:17:56,264
and go to the library.
415
00:18:03,498 --> 00:18:04,664
( phone rings )
416
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,464
Huxtable residence.
417
00:18:08,464 --> 00:18:11,364
No, Theo went to the library.
418
00:18:11,364 --> 00:18:13,498
Yes, I am positive.
419
00:18:13,498 --> 00:18:16,198
The place with the books.
420
00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:18,131
Well, try again later.
421
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:21,698
Hey, mom--
422
00:18:21,698 --> 00:18:23,898
I've been
reading the notes
423
00:18:23,898 --> 00:18:25,098
for our report.
424
00:18:25,098 --> 00:18:27,164
How does our family look?
425
00:18:27,164 --> 00:18:29,564
I'm not using our real names.
426
00:18:29,564 --> 00:18:31,464
I can understand that.
427
00:18:31,464 --> 00:18:33,131
This is
the kitchen.
428
00:18:33,131 --> 00:18:34,931
This is
where I sit.
429
00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:36,398
Hello, Theo.
430
00:18:36,398 --> 00:18:38,264
Hi-- this is
Tory Beckwith.
431
00:18:38,264 --> 00:18:39,231
Hi.
432
00:18:39,231 --> 00:18:40,231
Hello.
433
00:18:40,231 --> 00:18:41,898
She'd like to
see your garden.
434
00:18:41,898 --> 00:18:43,931
That could
be arranged.
435
00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:46,431
Aren't you going
to introduce me?
436
00:18:46,431 --> 00:18:48,431
This is
my sister.
437
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:49,398
Denise.
438
00:18:49,398 --> 00:18:51,164
Do you go to school together?
439
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,431
I met him
at the library.
440
00:18:53,431 --> 00:18:54,531
Oh!
Oh?
441
00:18:54,531 --> 00:18:56,898
I was walking
Tory home
442
00:18:56,898 --> 00:18:59,398
telling her
about your garden.
443
00:18:59,398 --> 00:19:01,498
My father owns
a nursery.
444
00:19:01,498 --> 00:19:03,931
Mom really knows
her vegetables.
445
00:19:03,931 --> 00:19:05,264
It's so nice
446
00:19:05,264 --> 00:19:08,964
when my children take
an interest in what I do.
447
00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:11,398
Tory, let's
take a look.
448
00:19:11,398 --> 00:19:12,664
Great!
449
00:19:12,664 --> 00:19:14,498
You two go ahead.
450
00:19:14,498 --> 00:19:16,498
I'll make
some beverages.
451
00:19:17,498 --> 00:19:18,998
Hey, she's
pretty.
452
00:19:18,998 --> 00:19:20,031
Thanks.
453
00:19:20,031 --> 00:19:21,664
She's lucky,
too.
454
00:19:21,664 --> 00:19:23,098
What do you mean?
455
00:19:23,098 --> 00:19:24,364
She's with you.
456
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,764
Thanks, Denise.
457
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:26,964
Okay.
458
00:19:28,931 --> 00:19:29,898
Theo!
459
00:19:29,898 --> 00:19:30,931
Hey, dad.
460
00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:32,498
All right.
461
00:19:32,498 --> 00:19:34,098
Tell me--
462
00:19:34,098 --> 00:19:36,031
how was the library?
463
00:19:36,031 --> 00:19:37,431
Great!
464
00:19:41,164 --> 00:19:42,431
It was?
465
00:19:43,598 --> 00:19:44,598
Oh, yeah!
466
00:19:44,598 --> 00:19:46,598
Dad, you were right.
467
00:19:46,598 --> 00:19:49,231
The library is the place.
468
00:19:50,264 --> 00:19:52,264
So you really enjoyed it?
469
00:19:52,264 --> 00:19:53,998
Oh, yeah, definitely.
470
00:19:53,998 --> 00:19:56,498
You brought something
back with you.
471
00:19:56,498 --> 00:19:57,698
Sure did.
472
00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,698
Oh,
boy-Oh-boy!
473
00:20:00,998 --> 00:20:02,164
Uh, son?
474
00:20:02,164 --> 00:20:03,164
Yeah, dad.
475
00:20:03,164 --> 00:20:04,931
There's a girl
in the yard
476
00:20:04,931 --> 00:20:06,098
with your mother.
477
00:20:06,098 --> 00:20:08,598
Her name is Tory Beckwith.
478
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,698
Is she a friend
of your mother's?
479
00:20:11,698 --> 00:20:12,931
No.
480
00:20:12,931 --> 00:20:16,198
I met her at the library.
481
00:20:16,198 --> 00:20:18,098
Oh, yeah?
482
00:20:18,098 --> 00:20:20,698
I didn't even make
the first move.
483
00:20:20,698 --> 00:20:23,031
She walked by
and dropped a book.
484
00:20:23,031 --> 00:20:24,431
You picked it up?
485
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,231
I had to--
I'm a gentleman.
486
00:20:27,231 --> 00:20:28,298
And?
487
00:20:28,298 --> 00:20:29,531
I handed it to her.
488
00:20:29,531 --> 00:20:30,364
Yeah?
489
00:20:30,364 --> 00:20:31,598
We introduced ourselves
490
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:32,864
and here we are.
491
00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:34,598
Is this serious?
492
00:20:34,598 --> 00:20:36,864
I can't speak for her
493
00:20:36,864 --> 00:20:39,064
but as far as I'm concerned
494
00:20:39,064 --> 00:20:40,764
I'm not in love yet.
495
00:20:40,764 --> 00:20:44,464
We're going to take it slow?
496
00:20:44,464 --> 00:20:45,498
I will.
497
00:20:45,498 --> 00:20:46,531
All right!
498
00:20:46,531 --> 00:20:47,698
Oh, dad?
499
00:20:47,698 --> 00:20:48,698
Yeah?
500
00:20:48,698 --> 00:20:51,298
Could we have a barbecue?
501
00:20:51,298 --> 00:20:53,998
I think that
I'm sharp enough
502
00:20:53,998 --> 00:20:56,131
that I could whip up
503
00:20:56,131 --> 00:21:00,431
the best Bacon Burger dog
I've ever made.
504
00:21:00,431 --> 00:21:02,631
Dad, let's take it slow.
505
00:21:02,631 --> 00:21:04,931
We should start her off
506
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,131
with just...
a Burger dog.
507
00:21:07,131 --> 00:21:08,598
A Burger dog!
508
00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:10,098
A Burger dog!
509
00:21:16,364 --> 00:21:20,398
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