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♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider blood, spider blood ♪

♪ Radioactive spider blood ♪

♪ Spider blood, spider blood ♪

♪ Radioactive spider power ♪

( Guitar solo )

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man. ♪

Peter Parker: I wonder what aunt May has in mind for a wedding gift

that brings us here.

She can't afford

to give me money.

I'm just going to have to refuse her gently.

Open it, Peter.

No.

Aunt May, I can't take these.

Yours and uncle Ben's wedding rings.

Giving you these heirlooms

is my way of saying that i want you and Mary Jane

to be as happy with each other

as I was with Ben Parker.

Aunt May, I...

( Explosion )

Oh, no!

Aunt May, stay in here

while I see what's going on.

No.

Peter, come back!

Turn over the cash... all of it!

Freeze!

Melt!

( Laughing )

Whoa!

( Grunts )

Sorry, scorpion.

You've exceeded your daily withdrawal limit.

You again. Why do you always show up no matter where I go?

Hey, I'm a superhero, remember?

Stay out of there!

No way.

Well...

( Groaning )

What are we hiding here?

Keep away from me

you hideous man.

Put me down.

Put me down!

Nice rings.

They'll look real good on my Sarah's hand

when we get married.

Please. Don't take my rings!

Finders keepers.

Not so fast.

You almost got me

but you wouldn't hurt an old lady, now, would you?

No!

Didn't think so, bug head. Adios.

( Aunt May screaming )

Aunt May...!

Spider-Man's gone.

You've been pretty good insurance, lady.

You'll need insurance

if you don't give me back those rings!

Hey, I like a lady with spunk.

Spider-Man: I don't want to rile him

or he May drop aunt May.

Hey, you gargantuan

green goofball.

Only a sissy would hide

behind a defenseless woman.

I couldn't agree more.

If she wasn't busy, you'd send

your own mother to fight your battles.

That does it!

He released her.

Calling me names is one thing, but nobody

talks trash

about my mother!

What's happening?

My suit's going crazy.

Scorpion, come back!

Aunt May...

You stay away from me!

Stay away!

She's more afraid of me

than she was of the scorpion.

She's fainted, but she's okay.

But at least we got

these back.

( Moaning )

Oh, aunt May.

Thank goodness

you're okay.

I think these will be safer with you.

Parker: I wonder what else is going to get thrown in my way.

( Groaning ): I...

I see my father coming back.

He's going to make everything all right again

but then Spider-Man attacks...

And no matter what my father does

he can't get away from him.

Oh, Spider-Man destroys him!

Spider-Man's after... After Mary Jane too.

He wants to take her away from me

and he does it but not as himself but as Peter Parker.

( Evil laughter )

Dr. kafka, these dreams of mine seemed so real.

I really began to think

Peter was Spider-Man.

In dreams, your subconscious colors reality

trying to make sense out of things

that can't be explained...

Things like why your father would be involved

in the development of the Hobgoblin devices...

Or why the woman you loved ended up

with your best friend Peter.

Harry: or what part Spider-Man played in both

their disappearances?

Kafka: exactly, Harry.

( Gasps )

But your father

isn't the green goblin

and Peter Parker is definitely not Spider-Man.

All your life you've struggled

with loneliness and abandonment.

Now those emotions have twisted themselves

into acute paranoia.

You see betrayal

at every turn.

Here at ravencroft, we'll try

to help you cope with that paranoia.

But the dreams...

Are they ever going to stop?

Yes, when you discover

that you are loved

by somebody, by your friends...

I-i don't have any friends.

Of course, you do, Harry.

You just don't realize it.

Osborn, you've got visitors.

I do?

I'm glad you're with me, Liz.

I'm happy to do it.

I worry about Harry a lot myself.

Do I detect something more here

than just friendship?

It's just that he seems so alone...

So vulnerable.

I've always had a soft spot in my heart for strays.

Liz, it's good to see you again.

Hi, Harry.

I've got a special visitor.

Hello, Harry.

What are you doing here?

I have some news.

I wanted to tell you first.

What is it?

Peter and I

are getting married.

I didn't want to hurt you

but I thought it would be unsettling

if it came from someone else.

I understand, and I hope you'll both be very happy.

I-I'd better go now.

Dr. kafka says I should have plenty of rest

and I need to be... Alone...

So... very...

Alone.

You all right, Harry?

I'm fine, Liz, really.

Liz: well, I'll see you

again soon... Harry.

I shouldn't have come here.

If he found out another way

it would have been worse.

At least you'll be around to comfort him, Liz.

Heaven knows he needs somebody right now.

Harry...

You?

Why have you been

shutting me out?

I was once your father.

It wouldn't do to cut me out of your life.

I didn't want you in my head.

I didn't need you...

Until now.

Now I need you.

Parker: I don't get it.

Wilson Fisk, Spider-Man's enemy

wants to see me?

Ah, Mr. Parker.

How good of you to join me.

No spider-sense, no danger.

I read about your impending marriage

to miss Watson, and, frankly

I can't let

you do it.

That is why i have taken the Liberty

of arranging the details

myself.

Why would you do that for me?

You forget that you once saved my life.

People expect no less from Wilson Fisk

and besides, it is good publicity

for a newspaper that i have just acquired...

The daily beacon.

Smile.

I've been scooped by the competition.

I don't believe it.

Parker, how could you

do this to me?

Peter didn't know Fisk had bought a rival newspaper.

No. I swear...

It's bad enough Fisk thinks

he can beat me at my own newspaper game

but to out-scoop me using my own employees?

I don't think so.

I want to give Parker a wedding

that'll make that Princess di thing

look like a clambake.

You do?

Yes. Nothing personal, but between Fisk and me

this wedding business is war.

Parker: oh, fine.

And don't worry about paying me back.

You can work it off over the next decade or two.

Huh?

But...

Lori, get me that snake-in-the-grass...

Wilson Fisk.

Parker, haven't you got

work to do?

Fisk: j. Jonah Jameson...

My new business rival.

What can I do for you?

Fisk!

Peter Parker's like a son to me.

I've been planning his wedding for weeks.

It was going to be a surprise.

I've already hired the top florist in Manhattan.

I'm having roses imported from Ecuador

on my private jet.

Unbelievable.

What about the cake?

I know the top pastry chef in queens.

And I know the queen's top pastry chef.

( Crickets chirping )

( Grunting and groaning )

( Gleeful laughing )

You've forgotten, boy

that you've got the power

of the green

goblin!

Osborn! What's going on

in here?

( Grunts )

( Green goblin laughing )

Well done, my son.

( Laughing )

You're free.

Thanks to you.

You must teach me again how to be

the green goblin.

Oh, and I have

big plans for you

but first, you must forge another important partnership.

Osborn: this partnership

will be of great benefit to us all...

Mr. Smythe.

My employer, silvermane, only makes alliances

to become stronger.

I will retain ownership of the company

but silvermane will control the daily operations.

Very good, but it does come

as rather a shock

that you

are the green goblin.

Well, it was no less shocking for me to learn

of silvermane's battle against Wilson Fisk

the criminal known as the Kingpin.

How did you find out?

I was told by the same third party

who brought us together.

He wishes to remain anonymous.

No matter.

With oscorp's manufacturing capabilities

and my technology

silvermane now has the extra muscle

he needs to take on the Kingpin.

And speaking of muscle, scorpion

is your suit functioning properly?

You fixed it real good, Mr. Smythe.

Meet my new assistant.

I thought he would prove useful.

He can be point man for this

robot army you are going to build for me.

Can you begin right away?

As promised.

But why such force so quickly?

Like silvermane.

I, too, have a powerful enemy

and I won't stop until he's reduced

to a whimpering heap.

Finished.

I call it the goblin robo-warrior.

I'm not interested in your dramatic flare

for names, Smythe.

Can it do the job?

Please observe.

What one can't do, many can.

( Cackling )

Excellent.

Excellent!

Parker: I really want to thank you

for being my best man, Robbie.

I always thought Harry would do this

but with him ill and now missing...

I understand.

You've got the rings, don't you?

I do, unless they jumped out

since you asked me two minutes ago.

Come on. I want a front seat.

Flash. Flash!

Huh?

What? Felicia Hardy.

How are you, Flash?

You look great.

Where have you been?

In Europe overseeing mother's business.

Hey, look.

Huh. Now that's what I call style.

Indeed.

Hmph!

Green goblin: Smythe...

This army of robots

is excellent.

They're all programmed to obey

your every command.

Then my first command is: Let's go attend

a wedding.

A wedding?

Follow me!

( Classical music playing )

We are gathered here today

to unite these two in the bonds of holy matrimony.

If there is

anyone who objects to this union, let them speak now

or forever hold their peace.

No. Please, not now!

( Screaming )

I object to this marriage!

( Cackling )

She's going to Marry me.

Mary Jane!

It'll be a private ceremony.

Attendants!

There's nothing I can do until I get into costume.

Come on, aunt May.

Let's get you to safety.

Let's scram.

Felicia!

Where are you?!

This is an outrage!

Better an outrage than an obituary.

Let's beat it!

( People screaming )

Yeah, this is more like it...

Nice and quiet.

Just right for a wedding.

Hey, tin head.

Spider.

Cat.

Looks like I got here just in time.

I didn't know you

were on the guest list, Spider-Man.

Let's get on with it. Please!

Mary Jane, I'll show you

I'm the one you really want.

I know who I want, and it's not you!

Marry me now, m.J.

Or I'll blast us all to smithereens!

No! Not now!

Get up, you buffoon!

Landon?

That last megaslayer that Smythe made

before he left my employ...

Activate it immediately.

Hurry.

Stupid wallcrawler! You ruined everything!

Stay put, blast you!

( Grunting )

Fisk! I'll rip his transistors out.

A bad idea, young lady.

You see, I'm here to help you.

These robots are obviously

the work of Alistair Smythe.

If he and silvermane

are allied with Osborn, it poses

a serious threat to my business.

I cannot let them succeed.

That's enough out of you...

Big boy.

Gargan! Your corrosives have

no effect on this robot.

Well, what about this?

You figure it out!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey...

I broke him? A pity.

I was just beginning to have fun.

( Sputtering )

Get up!

Now, let's get married, blast it.

Begin the ceremony!

Uh, uh, d-dearly...

( Rumbling )

Get on with it!

Do you take Mary Jane Watson

to be your wedded wife?

I do!

Do you take this... man

to be your wedded husband.

She does!

I don't have time

for this.

I've got to get inside!

Hurry, spider... The coast is clear

for you to get inside now... And, spider?

It was nice working with you again.

Get on with it!

Then I now

pronounce you...

Let them go, Harry.

Never! Stay back

or I'll blow this place sky high.

Harry, if you love Mary Jane, you must let her go.

Oh, really?

I'd rather destroy her than see her

with my arch enemy.

Harry, you think you know

your enemies

but aren't you forgetting your friends?

Liz?

Deep down, you know you two

aren't meant to be.

She loves Peter, but that doesn't mean

she won't always be your friend.

No!

You're confusing me.

The green goblin is my only friend.

You're wrong!

I'm your friend

and... I was hoping that someday

we'd be more than friends.

I love you, Harry.

Y-you love me?

Yes...

But if we're to have a future together

it has to begin now.

Someone...

Loves me.

Take me back to ravencroft, Liz.

I-I'm not well, you know

and I hate weddings anyway.

( Chuckling )

What?!

( Clattering )

It was so nice to partner with you, my dear.

If ever you need a job...

Can it, Fisk.

Next time, I'm going to do a job...

On you.

I just can't believe it ended this way.

Yeah. I guess you'd like

to go home.

No way!

I'm late enough for my wedding as it is.

Are you all right?

Um, yes, I am.

Uh, Spider-Man...

Could you go get Peter for me

so we can get married...

Finally?

The ring, please.

Oh, Peter!

It's so beautiful!

I'll skip the "for better or worse" part

since we've been through that already.

So I now pronounce you husband and wife.

( Cheering )

Congratulations, Parker.

Here's a little something for you.

What's this? Car keys?

My boy, it's a wedding gift Wilson Fisk didn't think of.

Oh, Mr. Jameson!

That's so generous of you.

Yeah. I don't know what to say.

No need to thank me now, Parker.

Your coach awaits.

Well, you're right about one thing.

Mr. Jameson.

Wilson Fisk would never have thought

of giving us a gift like this.

Think nothing of it, my boy.

( Engine rattling )

No! It can't end this way.

You can't leave me alone like this.

Harry, where are you?

Harry?!

Harry!