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But what I'm saying is,
like, subconsciously,
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you have to communicate
that you are a woman
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who is in charge
of her life, right?
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But you have to manifest it.
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So, that means, like, you
have to say it out loud,
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like, even if it's just to yourself,
like, silently or quietly or whatever.
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But you have to say it out loud.
Otherwise, it won't happen, you know?
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What do you think?
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What the fuck is that?
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I mean...
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It's for the country club.
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Oh, come on, you're kidding me.
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You're not joining the
fucking country club.
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Joined.
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Are you fucking serious?
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That's where the
money is, honey!
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Oh, my God.
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And if I happen to meet
a guy there, you know...
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- I said "if." That's not why I joined.
- Okay.
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No, I'm gonna be networking
the heck outta that place.
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You'll see.
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Can you see if they
have this in a six?
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Yep.
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Fucking...
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- What was that?
- What was what?
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- That noise you just made. That "sss."
- I didn't make a sound.
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- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.
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What's wrong? Why are
you walking like that?
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- I'm not walking like anything.
- Is it your knee?
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There's nothing wrong
with my knee! I'm fine!
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Sam, this is why I
got you insurance.
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You have to go see Dr. Weis.
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I'm not gonna go see
Dr. Weis, come on.
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- Why?
- Well, because.
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Because what?
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Because our sister walked in there fine,
and then she walked out with cancer,
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and I'm not interested.
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You do not have
cancer. Oh, my God.
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Don't catastrophize
everything. Come on.
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Just walk in there, get it
checked out, and walk out.
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- It's not a big deal.
- Tricia, come on.
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No, don't "Tricia"
me. You have to go.
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- I'll go with you.
- No!
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Okay, well then you have to
promise me you're gonna go.
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Okay, will you get off my
back if I say, "Yes, I'll go"?
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I will.
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Okay, I'll go.
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Good. Thank you.
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- You're welcome.
- Now, help me find something for golf.
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- You gotta be fucking kidding me.
- Nope.
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- Golf?
- Yeah.
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I'm taking a lesson!
You should come with me!
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There's probably some cute
guys out there golfing, too.
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Can't wait to get home and
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type in "popped collars and
khakis" into WhatMakesMeWet.com.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You're drinking out
of that mug again?
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Yeah. I love it.
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I keep waiting for you to not be
looking, so I can throw it out.
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Oh, come on. It's adorable.
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- Come on.
- Yeah.
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Have you talked to Sam?
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Just via text, but I think
she's much better now.
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Oh, good.
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We should've taken
her some soup.
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That's very sweet.
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The Dusty Bookshelf is
having a puzzle swap!
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Yeah!
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Should we go by later today?
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Absolutely! But I just
wanna get some steps first.
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I'll join you, but just let
me finish this first, okay?
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- Sure.
- I wonder...
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which puzzle we
should take to swap.
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I'm just gonna get some
laps inside, I think.
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Okay.
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Jesus, are you
fucking kidding me?
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God.
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- Hi.
- Was it something I said?
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What?
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Well, it's been a while since
we've had you in the office.
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We don't even have
a chart anymore.
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That means it's been
at least a decade.
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I guess I've been busy.
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Everybody's so busy these days.
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How are your folks?
How do they like Texas?
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They're good. My dad's
doing a lot of fishing,
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and, yeah, it seems to...
They seem to be happy.
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Fishing? Wow.
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You know, I never
thought I'd see the day
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- they left Manhattan.
- I know, right?
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So you're exercising regularly?
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Well, I like to ride my bike
when my truck breaks down,
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so, here and there.
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How about your diet?
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I...
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A little grab-and-go, some
pizza, and, you know, a muffin.
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I gotta get those scones at Freddy's,
but I know I should eat something green.
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Take a deep breath for me.
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- Okay.
- Wait a minute. Okay.
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How about alcohol?
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I like it.
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About how much do you like it?
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- Well, I try not to drink every day.
- Okay.
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I got some designated
non-drinking nights, so.
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Okay, well, another deep breath.
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A glass of wine here and
there won't hurt you,
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but anything more than that
puts you at a higher risk
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for breast cancer,
head and throat cancer,
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and with your family history...
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I got it, yeah.
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Any sexual partners?
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- No.
- Okay.
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Let me take a look at this knee.
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How long has it
been bothering you?
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A couple weeks.
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- Maybe more.
- Okay.
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- How about there?
- It's okay.
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- Tender here?
- Yeah, but...
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- Yeah, that's the spot.
- Okay.
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I'm gonna have you go down
the hall to get an X-ray.
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Paula will come in and take some
blood. And how about a mammogram?
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How about it?
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At your age, you should
be getting one every year.
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Well, you know, I really
think I'm fine. I...
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I've been in the shower
before and kinda,
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you know, poked around and
I haven't felt anything,
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so I think I'm good.
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Look, you can keep throwing
up these roadblocks,
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but if you're not gonna
look out for yourself,
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I'm gonna look out for you.
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How's that sound?
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- That sounds good.
- Good.
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I'll give you a call when your
blood work and your X-rays are back.
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In the meantime, Samantha,
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I'd like you to work on
your lifestyle choices.
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Any questions?
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No.
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Remember, we're
in this together.
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- Okay.
- Sit tight.
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- Paula will be right in.
- Okay.
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- And say hi to your folks for me.
- I will.
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Hi.
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Okay.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Sam.
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Hi. Sorry I'm late.
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All good. Everyone
is closed out.
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- Okay.
- We just have Sheri's tab open.
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Great.
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I will see you tomorrow?
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Whether you like it or not.
Better move that thing. Jesus.
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- I know.
- Hey, Sheri.
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- Hey, Sammy.
- So, what'd I miss?
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- Same old, same old.
- Same old, same old, huh?
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Alright.
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Is that true you were out at
Auntie Mae's dancing last night?
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Yeah! I did! Oh, my God.
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And then, they
played Plassy Cline.
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- "I Fall to Pieces."
- "Plassy" Cline?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, man.
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You still gonna go
dancing tomorrow?
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Yes, I am. Why don't you come?
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You know, it's not
my thing, Sheri.
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- Well, why not?
- I don't have your moves.
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I don't have your moves.
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Yeah, you got moves. I got
my moves, you got your moves.
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Thank you.
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You know what? I'm
gonna take a quick lap.
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You good?
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Alright.
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Hey.
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I didn't know you come here.
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I didn't know you worked here.
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Well, secret's out.
You want another beer?
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No, I just have the one.
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Wow. You are definitely
not from here.
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How do you know Jerry?
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He was my professor at K-State.
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Oh.
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You know, I was wondering
how you ended up here.
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I thought, you know, maybe
you just took a globe,
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gave it a spin, and
bloop. Manhattan, Kansas.
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Nope. I'm here on purpose.
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Well, I guess I was wrong.
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Is that a good book?
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Oh, well, I'll let you know.
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That's okay. I
don't read. I can.
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But...
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my brain's kinda like
a kitchen sponge.
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If it gets too wet, it stinks.
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But if you ever wanna bring
Wesley here, we're friendly...
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We're dog friendly, if
the dog is friendly.
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It's a tough slogan.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh yeah, we're doing
that porch life.
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Yeah.
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This is nice.
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Where my porch pals at?
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Come on.
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Music.
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I mean, now this is cutie.
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This, this is cutie.
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You don't wanna do this.
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Oh, fuck.
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She like an office manager?
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I hope he can get it
up for you, honey.
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I'm just here and...
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I look good. You look
good, Sam. You look good.
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You don't look good. You
do not look good right now.
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Oh, my God, that
was humiliating.
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- How's the beer?
- It's doing the trick.
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No, I shot a round today, so.
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How'd you do?
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- Not too shabby.
- Oh!
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Yeah.
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So, what's fun to
do here? What's...
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The pool is great,
in the summer.
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You know, my kids loved that.
They learned to swim here.
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Yeah, they're off
at college now.
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- Same with mine.
- Where are they at?
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Just the one. She's up at KU.
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- Oh, nice.
- Yeah.
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I've got two. They're up at Iowa State,
so they can be close to their mom.
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Oh, okay. Well,
that must be hard.
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So, what's good here?
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Brian! Heard you had a
pretty good round today.
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Hey, Mitch! Yeah, some days
the cup looks like a bucket.
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- Hi, there.
- Hi.
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Mitch, this is Tricia.
She's a brand-new member.
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Tricia Murph... Mill...
Tricia Miller Murphy.
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- Welcome, Tricia. Nice to meet you. Mitch.
- Nice to meet you.
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- You play tennis?
- Well...
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How about golf?
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Actually, I just
signed up for a lesson
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- over at the pro shop, so...
- You'll have to meet my wife.
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She's always looking for
someone to play with.
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Well, I would love that! Yeah!
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- I'll tell her to keep an eye out.
- Okay, great.
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- Brian.
- Hey.
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You know who that is?
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Yeah! He is so nice
for being so rich.
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Yeah, they're humble
people. Humble people.
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Hi. Excuse me, sir.
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- Tricia Murphy Miller.
- Yes!
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Please, call me Mitch.
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Mitch.
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I just wanted to say that
I know how generous you are
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in terms of your
philanthropic endeavors around
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and surrounding cancer
research and such,
249
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:02,990
and so I just, I wanted
to give you my card
250
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,159
if I could.
251
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,869
So I'm in event planning.
252
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,079
That is my passion.
253
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,957
And I just... I really
love giving someone,
254
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:16,170
like, that one-of-a-kind event that
is made especially just for them.
255
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,838
And so, if you were
ever wanting to,
256
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:20,425
to put something together,
to do an event for...
257
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,721
Because I lost my
sister to cancer.
258
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,555
I'm so sorry to hear that.
259
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:27,974
Thank you.
260
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:32,478
I know that we could do
a lot of good. So, sorry.
261
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,065
- I didn't mean to...
- "Trish Upon a Star."
262
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:36,858
I like that.
263
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,819
- Thank you.
- Do you have a minute?
264
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,615
I absolutely do have a
minute. I have many minutes!
265
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:05,678
Hi, Sam. It's Dr. Weis.
I'm looking at your X-rays.
266
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,722
You have some serious
arthritis in your left knee.
267
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:12,519
I'd like to have you schedule a
follow-up with an orthopedist right away.
268
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:16,105
As for your blood work,
blood sugar, liver enzymes,
269
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,149
and cholesterol are all high.
270
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,901
We need you to make
some changes, Sam.
271
00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:24,948
It's just gonna take a little effort. And
we need you to lose some weight, okay?
272
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:28,326
Give me a call so
we can discuss.
273
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:47,344
Sam! Oh, my God, I am at the club!
You would not believe this place.
274
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,848
I just met Mitch Green!
275
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,724
- Wow.
- I know.
276
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,018
And I just walked, like, right
up to him, and I was like,
277
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,978
"You know, I admire everything
you do for the community,
278
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,439
like, all your
philanthropic stuff."
279
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,774
And then, I just offered
to help him set up an event
280
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:03,736
to raise money for cancer
research, and he said yes!
281
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,196
- Can you believe it?
- That's great, Trish.
282
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:07,906
Of course, I'm totally
gonna need your help
283
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,783
'cause this is gonna be major.
284
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,618
Yep, you got it.
Whatever you need.
285
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,955
Okay. Oh, my God. Linda
Browning just walked in here.
286
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,707
Alright, I have to go. I
have to go say hi to her.
287
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,418
- I'll call you back. Bye.
- Bye.
288
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,687
- Hey, Sammy!
- Hey!
289
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,314
What are guys doing
all the way out here?
290
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,732
We're here to check your alibi.
291
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,817
- I have to go tee-tee.
- Oh, right over there.
292
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:46,695
Sorry, boss, you know I gotta
pay those fuckin' bills.
293
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,447
- I know.
- Where's the rest of the team?
294
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,865
Well, you know, we
wanted some buddy time.
295
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:53,619
Just us guys. And I'm
dying for a Diet Coke.
296
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,245
Susie's got her
eye on me nonstop.
297
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,540
Well, I wish I could, but
she scares the shit outta me,
298
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,793
so I don't think I can
help you out with that.
299
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,087
- Nobody lets me have any fun anymore!
- I know, I know,
300
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,422
but, you know, it's gotta
be nice having somebody
301
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,092
that looks out for
you like that, right?
302
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:08,967
Alright, I'll have a water.
303
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,845
Stay hydrated, right?
304
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,099
Lotta humanity in that bathroom.
305
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,726
That's a nice way of putting it.
306
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:18,394
What are you drinking? Anything?
307
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,062
- Yeah.
- We have...
308
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,980
What's a Vizzy Hard Seltzer?
309
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,399
- Oh, it's...
- Don't tell me!
310
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,777
- Just surprise me.
- Okay.
311
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,863
- Where are all the people?
- You know, it fills up later.
312
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,282
This is my me time. I do
my puzzles and all that.
313
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,993
Excuse me. Holy shit.
314
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,079
Darts? You kidding me?
315
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,664
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God, we gotta play!
316
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,040
- Come on. Joel, come on!
- No.
317
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,418
I don't wanna do any
more sports today.
318
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,712
Oh yeah, we got darts,
we've got trivia.
319
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,381
We have tater tots.
320
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,925
Tater tots? Oh, my God,
I'm losing my mind!
321
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,510
Gimme some taters, come on!
322
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,430
I gotta dig out the
toaster oven from the back.
323
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:55,597
Hey, do they have shows here?
324
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,391
I think "shows" might be
too big a word for it.
325
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,977
It's really just a couple
of drunk old-timers
326
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,687
singing hits of the '70s.
327
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,814
- I wanna see that.
- I don't think you do.
328
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,524
I don't know!
329
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,568
I do, come on. Will you sing
something for us, Sammy?
330
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,946
- Okay. I'm just gonna sing.
- Yeah.
331
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,157
Welcome to paradise
332
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:15,534
It's suckin', suckin',
suckin' out my
333
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:19,121
Soul!
334
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,373
- Oh, the tongue!
- Nah, I'm just kidding.
335
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,168
It's not that bad
here. You know.
336
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:26,462
Okay.
337
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,964
Well, there goes my me time.
338
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,424
Alright, kids, that's my cue.
339
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,092
I don't wanna mix and mingle
with the student body.
340
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:35,304
- You coming to our next practice?
- I'll be there, Coach.
341
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:36,930
- Thanks for coming by.
- You coming?
342
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,308
I just got my drink.
343
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,560
Fuck it, I'ma stay
a little longer.
344
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,396
Oh, God, it's gonna
be that kind of party.
345
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,940
Here we go. Here I come, guys!
346
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:57,868
You're really good at this.
347
00:17:57,869 --> 00:18:00,496
Washing glasses?
Thank you so much.
348
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,208
- I mean the whole thing!
- Yeah, well,
349
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,377
I'm doing what I can.
350
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,296
Should I just eat
one of those eggs?
351
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,242
Are you out of
your fuckin' mind?
352
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,759
They're, like, appealing
in a disgusting way.
353
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,387
They're a little dangerous.
354
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,429
You know, this is the
longest that we've gone
355
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,056
without seeing each
other in so long.
356
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,433
I know, right?
357
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,102
I was starting to worry that
something was maybe wrong.
358
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,479
No, no, no, no. You
know, just fucking work.
359
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,481
And, you know, you're
all shacked up now,
360
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,942
- just wanna give you some space to...
- I don't need space.
361
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,945
- Can we close out?
- Yeah.
362
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:33,780
Let's see here.
363
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,324
This is you guys.
364
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,369
Sometimes those young
ones don't tip. We'll see.
365
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,664
- Well, he looks rich.
- I hope so.
366
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,841
You know, can you just
gimme one quick second?
367
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,585
Okay.
368
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,379
- Hey!
- Hey.
369
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,172
You looking for Jerry?
370
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,841
- I haven't seen him yet.
- No.
371
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,385
I came to give you this.
372
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,137
Save you a trip to the farm.
373
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,306
Oh God, you didn't have to
come all the way out here.
374
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:02,350
No trouble.
375
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:05,603
Oh, well, thank you.
376
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:07,896
Lemme get you a beer.
377
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,691
Oh, no, I have to
get back to Wesley.
378
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,568
Yeah, he probably
wants his meat.
379
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:13,486
Right.
380
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:17,240
Okay, well, next time,
I guess. I'll be here.
381
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:23,038
Sure. Thank you. Thank you for
382
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:25,749
the offer.
383
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,667
You got it.
384
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,711
See ya.
385
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,338
Yeah.
386
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,721
Good? Okay.
387
00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:45,559
- Who was that?
- He's the guy that's renting the farm.
388
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,728
- Oh, that's him?
- That's him.
389
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,897
He's got such a deep voice,
I could hear it in my tummy.
390
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,857
I know. It's like an
Icelandic thing, I guess.
391
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,609
- I don't know.
- Thank you, ma'am.
392
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,319
Oh yeah, thank you.
393
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,363
- Thank you, ma'am!
- Ma'am!
394
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,906
Oh, my God. Kids, right?
395
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,324
I hope they hooked you up.
396
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:01,785
You know what?
397
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:03,869
They actually did.
398
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,538
Good for them! I knew
they had it in 'em.
399
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,290
See, that's the children
leading the way.
400
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:11,210
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, your money's no good here.
401
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,338
- Just take it.
- No, put it away. Come on, Joel.
402
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:14,922
Come on.
403
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:17,132
- Put it away. I insist.
- Alright, if you insist.
404
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:20,679
But, I'm putting it into
a fund for our friendship.
405
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,472
- A friendship fund?
- Yes.
406
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,019
What?
407
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,106
I don't know, I just
like being here.
408
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:36,944
Do you have plans right
now? 'Cause if you...
409
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:39,363
If you just gimme,
like, 15 minutes,
410
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,407
I was thinking maybe we
could go fuck up some donuts.
411
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,450
Oh, let's fuck up some donuts.
412
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,619
- You wanna fuck up some donuts?
- They already got one hole in 'em.
413
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,995
Let's make it some more.
414
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,707
- What has happened to you?
- I don't know!
415
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:53,794
But I do have to go tee-tee
'cause Vizzys go right through me.
416
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:56,006
Well, just go on the
floor. Everybody else does.
417
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,340
- Are you serious?
- Just me.
418
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,635
Samantha Miller.
419
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,682
Oh, God!
420
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,101
- This is insane!
- Yeah?
421
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,269
You want a bite?
422
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,312
Oh, no, no, no. I don't
wanna steal any of your joy.
423
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,398
Good.
424
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,528
So,
425
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:20,905
how's that married life?
426
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:22,824
Slow down!
427
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:28,078
It's good. It's good. I
mean, it's an adjustment.
428
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,205
Yeah.
429
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:31,665
You know, it's a lot
of time together.
430
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:34,209
I'm still not used to him being in
the house when I pick my pah-pah.
431
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,754
Well, it never
stopped you with me.
432
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,757
- Well, I trust you.
- Yeah.
433
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:42,510
You know you can always take your
morning meetings at my place.
434
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:44,429
- That's very sweet.
- Well...
435
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:47,765
I might take you up on that 'cause I'm
starting to get a little backed up.
436
00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:48,850
Oh, no.
437
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,313
No, it's good. I love Brad.
438
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:55,607
He's so sweet.
439
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:58,817
He loves telling me everything
about his day when he gets home.
440
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,154
Then he wants to hear all
about mine, too. It's just...
441
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,950
You know. Sharing everything?
442
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:08,328
It's a lot to get used to.
443
00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:10,413
Yeah, I bet.
444
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:14,668
What?
445
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:18,254
You know,
446
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:23,677
the other morning after your
party, Brad said something to me.
447
00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:30,850
That you guys could spot me
some cash if I needed it,
448
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,812
and I...
449
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,856
I was really embarrassed.
450
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:46,032
You know, when I tell you,
Joel, it's just for you.
451
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:49,910
And I really hate
thinking about you guys
452
00:22:49,911 --> 00:22:51,745
sitting around, talking
about how to fix me.
453
00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:53,414
You know, I'm nobody's project.
454
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:54,915
Sam, you don't need fixing.
455
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:58,794
Yeah, well, then I go to my
doctor, and she starts telling me
456
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:00,629
all this shit that's
wrong with me and...
457
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,631
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine! You know,
458
00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:05,676
she just wants me to take
better care of myself.
459
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:07,886
- Well, do you want to? I'll help.
- I don't want any help, Joel!
460
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,514
I don't need any help!
461
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:15,102
And then, fucking Susan tells
me that I'm bringing Fred down!
462
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,229
- What? What are you talking about?
- I don't know.
463
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,982
The donuts and the French
toast for the table.
464
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:21,985
And, you know, it's like...
465
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:27,406
I already do enough thinking
about what's wrong with me.
466
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:28,866
I don't need anybody's help.
467
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:32,328
Nothing is wrong with you,
and fuck Susan! Sorry.
468
00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:34,621
But seriously, fuck her.
469
00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:38,375
Fuck Susan, and
her stupid fucking
470
00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:40,378
gross healthy snacks.
471
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,130
They did look like turds.
472
00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:44,590
You know what? Here.
473
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,592
Take a picture of me
eating this dirty-ass donut
474
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,469
and send it to her. Come on.
475
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:50,346
- No, you said you overdid it.
- I don't care.
476
00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:52,098
I'm gonna push
through. Let's do this.
477
00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:55,727
Alright.
478
00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:03,650
- She's a lot, isn't she?
- Oh, my God!
479
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,028
She sucks.
480
00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:08,572
- Don't send that picture though.
- I already did.
481
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,449
- No, Sam! Did you?
- I'm kidding.
482
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:11,610
I don't even have her number.
483
00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:17,831
Fuck it. No French toast
for the table? Fuck her!
484
00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:19,583
Do you want her number?
'Cause I do have it.
485
00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:21,293
I don't want her number!
486
00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:23,380
You're right. Fuck her number.
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