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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,318 --> 00:00:08,279 Don't look at me like that. 2 00:00:09,447 --> 00:00:14,659 You want one more stretchies? He's such a good boy. 3 00:00:14,660 --> 00:00:16,453 You're such a good boy! 4 00:00:16,454 --> 00:00:17,454 Yes! 5 00:00:18,998 --> 00:00:20,665 He really gives it up, doesn't he? 6 00:00:20,666 --> 00:00:22,167 Just for you, Sammy. 7 00:00:22,168 --> 00:00:23,461 Yeah, right. 8 00:00:24,128 --> 00:00:25,003 Okay, okay. 9 00:00:25,004 --> 00:00:26,421 - Hey, are you alright? - Yeah, I'm fine. 10 00:00:26,422 --> 00:00:28,382 I'm just not meant to be that close to the ground. 11 00:00:29,675 --> 00:00:32,218 Alright, I gotta get going, but I just wanna show you, 12 00:00:32,219 --> 00:00:33,929 real quick. 13 00:00:35,973 --> 00:00:37,099 So cute. 14 00:00:37,933 --> 00:00:40,143 - You would make a good mom. - Jesus. 15 00:00:40,144 --> 00:00:42,812 You're the first person that's ever said that to me. 16 00:00:42,813 --> 00:00:43,980 Come on. 17 00:00:43,981 --> 00:00:45,857 I mean, I have been pregnant many times, but... 18 00:00:45,858 --> 00:00:47,359 How many? 19 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:48,778 You lose count after 10. 20 00:00:50,112 --> 00:00:52,573 - Bye, ladies. Drink some water, Sheri! - Bye. 21 00:01:34,156 --> 00:01:36,909 Fuck, I wish I could hit that note. 22 00:01:56,053 --> 00:01:57,137 To my sister. 23 00:01:57,138 --> 00:01:59,264 No, I can do better than that. 24 00:01:59,265 --> 00:02:01,766 - To my hot-ass, newly single sister. - Hell, yeah. 25 00:02:01,767 --> 00:02:05,021 Miss Tricia Marie Miller. Welcome back. 26 00:02:06,605 --> 00:02:09,024 - My God. I'm going backwards. - What? No. 27 00:02:09,025 --> 00:02:11,193 You're taking back your maiden name, right? 28 00:02:12,111 --> 00:02:13,862 - Trish? - I mean, I haven't thought... 29 00:02:13,863 --> 00:02:15,530 I don't know, I haven't thought about it yet. 30 00:02:15,531 --> 00:02:17,949 Well, there's only two of us left. You gotta represent. 31 00:02:17,950 --> 00:02:20,618 No. But, I mean, I've been Tricia Marie Murphy 32 00:02:20,619 --> 00:02:24,122 longer than I have been Tricia Marie Miller. 33 00:02:24,123 --> 00:02:26,082 Alright. Well, you can keep those monogram towels 34 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:27,334 you like so much. 35 00:02:29,295 --> 00:02:33,339 Hey. I mean, Trish, come on. This is a good thing. 36 00:02:33,340 --> 00:02:35,091 You're doing a good thing. This is what you wanted. 37 00:02:35,092 --> 00:02:38,803 It's a change, but you look incredible. 38 00:02:38,804 --> 00:02:41,514 And you're dating a bunch of guys who are way better than Rick. 39 00:02:41,515 --> 00:02:43,558 I know, but I'm no one's person, Sam. 40 00:02:43,559 --> 00:02:45,602 Officially, nobody needs me. 41 00:02:45,603 --> 00:02:48,647 Alright, well, I'm nobody's person, and look at me. 42 00:02:50,941 --> 00:02:53,360 My God. Seriously? 43 00:02:53,361 --> 00:02:54,986 Sorry, I can't help it. 44 00:02:54,987 --> 00:02:56,696 Hey, we're supposed to be celebrating, right? 45 00:02:56,697 --> 00:02:59,407 Look, look, look. We got our CCQ. 46 00:02:59,408 --> 00:03:02,869 We got our salsa, our chips, our margarinis. 47 00:03:02,870 --> 00:03:06,457 It's just, it's a new beginning. 48 00:03:09,335 --> 00:03:12,045 You want some chips? You want some CCQ? 49 00:03:12,046 --> 00:03:13,589 - No. - No? 50 00:03:14,382 --> 00:03:16,884 Okay, I guess I'll party by myself then. 51 00:03:17,843 --> 00:03:19,177 Just take this hot cheese 52 00:03:19,178 --> 00:03:21,221 and put it in my mouth and see what happens. 53 00:03:21,222 --> 00:03:22,556 Gross. 54 00:03:24,809 --> 00:03:26,977 Tricia, this is so good. 55 00:03:28,104 --> 00:03:31,899 Put it in your mouth. Just like this. Crunch, crunch, crunch. 56 00:03:32,566 --> 00:03:34,859 - Crunch, crunch. Crunch, crunch. - Sam, quit. 57 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:37,070 - Crunch, crunch. Crunch, crunch. - Stop. 58 00:03:37,071 --> 00:03:38,780 Come on. Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch. 59 00:03:38,781 --> 00:03:40,699 - Jesus. - Come here. Come here, have a chip. 60 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:41,908 My God, why are you such a child? 61 00:03:41,909 --> 00:03:43,953 - What is your problem? - I can't help it. 62 00:03:44,829 --> 00:03:45,955 Welcome back. 63 00:03:48,499 --> 00:03:50,000 You'll be okay. 64 00:03:50,835 --> 00:03:52,294 My God. It's still light out. 65 00:03:53,879 --> 00:03:55,547 - Alright, what you wanna do next? - Yeah. 66 00:03:55,548 --> 00:03:57,590 Rock-A-Belly? Auntie Mae's? 67 00:03:57,591 --> 00:03:59,342 Well, I have to go back to work. 68 00:03:59,343 --> 00:04:01,594 - Come on. - I have a ton of stuff to do. I know. 69 00:04:01,595 --> 00:04:02,763 Alright. Where you parked? 70 00:04:05,433 --> 00:04:06,307 Excuse me? 71 00:04:06,308 --> 00:04:07,559 Whose is this? 72 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,061 - She's mine. - Fuck off. 73 00:04:10,104 --> 00:04:11,021 Are you serious? 74 00:04:11,022 --> 00:04:12,273 Yes! 75 00:04:13,024 --> 00:04:15,191 Tricia! Who paid for it? 76 00:04:15,192 --> 00:04:17,820 It's a little divorce present to me from my 'Cunt' pillows. 77 00:04:18,362 --> 00:04:19,904 Holy shit! 78 00:04:19,905 --> 00:04:21,782 Damn, that's a lot of cunts! 79 00:04:22,867 --> 00:04:23,950 - Congratulations. - Thank you! 80 00:04:23,951 --> 00:04:25,244 Yeah, you're welcome. 81 00:04:26,746 --> 00:04:28,371 Hey, so I need you to go pick up that check 82 00:04:28,372 --> 00:04:30,123 from Iceland out at the farm tomorrow. 83 00:04:30,124 --> 00:04:31,124 What? No! 84 00:04:31,792 --> 00:04:32,917 Come on, Tricia, we agreed you're gonna do that. 85 00:04:32,918 --> 00:04:34,586 - Sam, I am too busy! - Come on, we're having fun! 86 00:04:34,587 --> 00:04:36,046 - Tricia, come on! - No! 87 00:04:36,047 --> 00:04:37,714 I'm not doing it! I don't like him. 88 00:04:37,715 --> 00:04:41,844 He's weird, he barely talks, and, you know, he smells. 89 00:04:42,511 --> 00:04:44,012 - Not my problem. - No, just go up there, 90 00:04:44,013 --> 00:04:45,889 grab the check, and be on your way. It is not a big deal. 91 00:04:45,890 --> 00:04:48,933 - It's easy. Just do it. - Tricia. 92 00:04:48,934 --> 00:04:50,268 I don't wanna see some weirdo 93 00:04:50,269 --> 00:04:51,853 walking around our house in his boxer shorts. 94 00:04:51,854 --> 00:04:52,896 - It feels weird. - My God. 95 00:04:52,897 --> 00:04:53,855 He's always fully dressed. 96 00:04:53,856 --> 00:04:55,524 - Come on, grow up. - No. 97 00:04:56,484 --> 00:04:58,193 - I'm not growing up, I'm not going. - Sam. 98 00:04:58,194 --> 00:04:59,944 - I'm not going. - It is time. 99 00:04:59,945 --> 00:05:00,987 - Sorry... - Go. 100 00:05:00,988 --> 00:05:02,030 - Your problem... - Go! 101 00:05:02,031 --> 00:05:03,032 Not my problem! 102 00:05:05,409 --> 00:05:07,370 I just got divorced, Sam. 103 00:05:07,912 --> 00:05:09,079 Why... 104 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,664 Why you gotta try to manipulate me right now? 105 00:05:11,665 --> 00:05:12,750 You know I'm drunk. 106 00:05:15,378 --> 00:05:16,878 Fine. I'll go, okay? 107 00:05:16,879 --> 00:05:18,338 Thank you. Thank you. 108 00:05:18,339 --> 00:05:19,840 Fuck... 109 00:05:21,258 --> 00:05:23,844 Do you want a ride home? I think you drank most of that pitcher. 110 00:05:25,930 --> 00:05:27,264 I guess I did, didn't I? 111 00:05:28,557 --> 00:05:30,226 A ride maybe in this? 112 00:05:32,353 --> 00:05:33,853 How do you feel about luxury? 113 00:05:33,854 --> 00:05:36,064 I don't know, I've never had any luxury before. 114 00:05:36,065 --> 00:05:37,400 You're gonna love it. 115 00:05:39,610 --> 00:05:41,862 My God. This does not feel safe. 116 00:05:44,990 --> 00:05:46,701 My God. 117 00:05:47,159 --> 00:05:48,911 You look like a little potato! 118 00:05:54,792 --> 00:05:55,792 Alright. 119 00:05:56,669 --> 00:05:59,087 - Work your magic. - Well, this is a lot. 120 00:05:59,088 --> 00:06:01,464 Well, that's what assistants are for. 121 00:06:01,465 --> 00:06:03,551 Tricia, I thought we weren't gonna use that word. 122 00:06:04,552 --> 00:06:06,592 Why don't you come in and watch me go through these? 123 00:06:06,762 --> 00:06:09,180 No thanks. I think I've had enough fun for one night. 124 00:06:09,181 --> 00:06:10,765 Come on. 125 00:06:10,766 --> 00:06:12,393 - I can make you a roadie. - Nah. 126 00:06:14,687 --> 00:06:15,896 My God, are you giggling? 127 00:06:17,064 --> 00:06:18,064 No. 128 00:06:18,065 --> 00:06:19,650 You back in business? 129 00:06:20,609 --> 00:06:21,902 I'm back in business. 130 00:06:22,570 --> 00:06:24,904 - Is it Shorty or Lispy? - Neither. New guy. 131 00:06:24,905 --> 00:06:26,407 You slut! 132 00:06:27,158 --> 00:06:29,200 - I mean, not a slut. - Well, I know what you meant. 133 00:06:29,201 --> 00:06:32,704 Yeah, just a promiscuous woman about town. 134 00:06:32,705 --> 00:06:35,331 - That's a compliment though, right? - Alright, stay safe out there. 135 00:06:35,332 --> 00:06:37,793 - Alright, see you later! - Yeah. 136 00:06:38,586 --> 00:06:41,088 Alright. What are you gonna do now? 137 00:06:42,256 --> 00:06:43,673 Margarini? 138 00:06:43,674 --> 00:06:46,426 Ooh, margarini... 139 00:06:46,427 --> 00:06:47,928 Margarini! 140 00:07:12,161 --> 00:07:13,495 Looks like I missed all the fun. 141 00:07:13,496 --> 00:07:16,164 - You did. - Well then, what am I gonna do with these? 142 00:07:16,165 --> 00:07:18,458 That's okay. I can find a home for 'em. 143 00:07:18,459 --> 00:07:19,709 Is this okay? 144 00:07:19,710 --> 00:07:21,754 - Yeah. - Just ignore that sale sticker. 145 00:07:23,297 --> 00:07:25,090 Sammy! Sammy! We're almost done! 146 00:07:25,091 --> 00:07:28,093 It's three to three, okay? We just gotta play the rubber match! 147 00:07:28,094 --> 00:07:29,469 Copy that! 148 00:07:29,470 --> 00:07:30,637 What is he talking about? 149 00:07:30,638 --> 00:07:31,722 I have no idea. 150 00:07:33,391 --> 00:07:35,392 - What are these? - Scotcheroos! 151 00:07:35,393 --> 00:07:37,602 Sold. What do I owe you? 152 00:07:37,603 --> 00:07:40,522 You can just have 'em. It's friends and family discount. 153 00:07:40,523 --> 00:07:41,981 - No, no. - Yeah. 154 00:07:41,982 --> 00:07:44,022 No friends and family when it comes to God. Come on. 155 00:07:44,443 --> 00:07:46,152 Well. Let me break it for you. 156 00:07:46,153 --> 00:07:48,530 No, come on. Keep the change for your buddy Jesus. 157 00:07:48,531 --> 00:07:49,656 It's the least I can do. 158 00:07:49,657 --> 00:07:51,157 Hey! You made it. 159 00:07:51,158 --> 00:07:55,371 Sam was just insisting on overpaying for a plate of rejects. 160 00:07:56,205 --> 00:07:57,622 What are you, some kinda Rockefeller? 161 00:07:57,623 --> 00:07:59,499 - Yes, I am. - Okay, fun. 162 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:03,421 Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to address this. 163 00:08:04,088 --> 00:08:05,588 Jordan? Jordan. 164 00:08:05,589 --> 00:08:07,298 Remember, we talked about this? 165 00:08:07,299 --> 00:08:12,471 You need to wring that out before you wipe another thing down. 166 00:08:14,390 --> 00:08:16,891 My God in Heaven. This one's gonna kill me. 167 00:08:16,892 --> 00:08:20,396 - Real taskmaster. - Well, he has a very specific process. 168 00:08:22,273 --> 00:08:24,858 - So, did you guys have a nice turnout? - Yeah, actually, we did. 169 00:08:24,859 --> 00:08:26,151 I mean, it was mainly just parents 170 00:08:26,152 --> 00:08:28,028 buying back stuff that they actually baked, 171 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:30,113 but it was good. How are those? 172 00:08:30,114 --> 00:08:32,533 - Fucking delicious. I can't stop myself. - Alright. 173 00:08:35,536 --> 00:08:37,746 - So... - So? 174 00:08:37,747 --> 00:08:39,330 I have some big news. 175 00:08:39,331 --> 00:08:41,208 What? Don't tell me you're pregnant. 176 00:08:42,001 --> 00:08:43,001 No. 177 00:08:45,087 --> 00:08:46,756 I got an offer on my house. 178 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:49,132 Didn't you just list it? 179 00:08:49,133 --> 00:08:50,509 Yeah, last week. 180 00:08:51,302 --> 00:08:55,680 Well, that's promising, right? First offer already in. Exciting. 181 00:08:55,681 --> 00:08:57,515 Well, I'm gonna take it. 182 00:08:57,516 --> 00:09:00,643 Because it's a really good deal. 183 00:09:00,644 --> 00:09:03,438 That's what my real estate agent said. 'Cause it's an all-cash offer, 184 00:09:03,439 --> 00:09:05,648 so that means it's a quick closing. It's these... 185 00:09:05,649 --> 00:09:07,192 It's these rich people from Kansas City. 186 00:09:07,193 --> 00:09:09,235 They're buying it for their kid who's gonna go to school. 187 00:09:09,236 --> 00:09:11,571 It's, I guess, the one perk of living next to campus. 188 00:09:11,572 --> 00:09:16,201 Yeah. Well, you know what? That's great. We gotta celebrate. 189 00:09:16,202 --> 00:09:17,619 Yeah, we'll do 'tinis or something. 190 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:18,871 Yeah, load 'em up. 191 00:09:21,165 --> 00:09:22,207 And you're cool with it, right? 192 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:24,084 - Like, you're happy for it? - Of course, I'm cool with it. 193 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:26,378 I'm happy for you. It's great. 194 00:09:26,379 --> 00:09:27,837 'Cause I've... 195 00:09:27,838 --> 00:09:29,714 I've loved doing the rental stuff with you. 196 00:09:29,715 --> 00:09:33,260 Come on. I'm wealthy and retired. Don't give it another thought. 197 00:09:37,556 --> 00:09:40,975 - Who won? - She did. She let me lose. 198 00:09:40,976 --> 00:09:43,520 Well, we gotta celebrate. What are you guys doing now? 199 00:09:43,521 --> 00:09:45,648 You wanna go to The Chef? Plus-ones allowed? 200 00:09:46,649 --> 00:09:48,566 We got this couples fantasy football thing. 201 00:09:48,567 --> 00:09:50,443 We are killing the competition. 202 00:09:50,444 --> 00:09:52,279 - Come on, babe. We gotta go. - Alright. 203 00:09:52,822 --> 00:09:55,198 I'll call you guys, and we'll get something in the books, okay? 204 00:09:55,199 --> 00:09:57,410 - Okay. Later! - Yep. 205 00:09:59,870 --> 00:10:01,750 Well, what about you guys? Let's go to The Chef. 206 00:10:02,456 --> 00:10:04,874 The thing is we just have to drop all of these leftovers 207 00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:07,795 - at the senior center. - Joel, do you know where the... 208 00:10:08,337 --> 00:10:10,505 tape and marker went so I can label these? 209 00:10:10,506 --> 00:10:12,382 Yeah, it's in the off... 210 00:10:12,383 --> 00:10:14,093 - I'll just go get it. - Okay. 211 00:10:16,554 --> 00:10:17,680 Do you wanna come with us? 212 00:10:18,305 --> 00:10:20,598 No, no, come on. You guys do your thing. 213 00:10:20,599 --> 00:10:23,476 Okay. Well, call me. 214 00:10:23,477 --> 00:10:25,645 Of course. I call you all the fucking time. 215 00:10:25,646 --> 00:10:27,439 - Okay. - Yeah! 216 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,525 - Thanks for stopping by. - Yeah. 217 00:10:55,968 --> 00:10:57,052 Hi, this is Mary 218 00:10:57,053 --> 00:10:59,095 calling you from Tender Loving Care Animal Shelter. 219 00:10:59,096 --> 00:11:00,765 - Hi. - Could you hold, please? 220 00:11:01,432 --> 00:11:02,557 Hi, there! Can I help you? 221 00:11:02,558 --> 00:11:06,061 Yeah, hi, I was just driving by, and I wanted to meet some dogs. 222 00:11:06,062 --> 00:11:08,521 Just gimme a minute to wrap this up, and I can show you around. 223 00:11:08,522 --> 00:11:09,774 Okay, great. 224 00:11:11,359 --> 00:11:13,360 Hi, thank you so much for holding. 225 00:11:13,361 --> 00:11:16,447 A rottweiler? Yeah, I know. 226 00:11:17,573 --> 00:11:19,991 Great, so we can expect you at 2:30 tomorrow? 227 00:11:19,992 --> 00:11:22,702 Sounds perfect, and we'll see you there. 228 00:11:22,703 --> 00:11:26,998 Yeah, you can bring the family in, too. Everyone can come in and get acquainted. 229 00:11:26,999 --> 00:11:30,001 For next week, come stop by to see Sarah... 230 00:11:30,002 --> 00:11:32,296 So, not sure what you're looking for. 231 00:11:33,089 --> 00:11:36,007 I think maybe one of the little guys. I'm kinda scared of the big poops. 232 00:11:36,008 --> 00:11:39,637 Great, we keep our puppies, kittens, and smaller dogs in here. 233 00:11:40,429 --> 00:11:41,805 Is that Pepper? 234 00:11:41,806 --> 00:11:43,890 - I recognize you from the website. - Yeah. 235 00:11:43,891 --> 00:11:46,768 Yeah, definitely doesn't love being here. 236 00:11:46,769 --> 00:11:49,062 - It's okay. - But, she's a real sweetheart. 237 00:11:49,063 --> 00:11:50,105 - Yeah. - Would you like to hold her? 238 00:11:50,106 --> 00:11:52,733 I would. Yeah. 239 00:11:53,693 --> 00:11:54,567 You can grab her if you want. 240 00:11:54,568 --> 00:11:58,279 Okay. Hi. Hi, sweetie. 241 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:01,741 Hi. Hi. 242 00:12:01,742 --> 00:12:05,162 My goodness! My goodness. 243 00:12:07,915 --> 00:12:08,790 Look at her. 244 00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:10,291 - See? She's a sweetheart. - Yeah! 245 00:12:10,292 --> 00:12:12,085 I'll give you two a minute to get acquainted. 246 00:12:12,086 --> 00:12:13,086 Okay. 247 00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:16,882 What is it? What is it? 248 00:12:18,050 --> 00:12:20,553 What is it? Yeah. 249 00:12:22,638 --> 00:12:24,140 Yeah. 250 00:12:26,809 --> 00:12:28,310 Yeah, just... 251 00:12:29,979 --> 00:12:31,480 Little Pepper. 252 00:12:32,356 --> 00:12:35,234 You're just relaxing? Yeah. 253 00:12:37,445 --> 00:12:38,486 Yeah. 254 00:12:38,487 --> 00:12:40,197 Look at all the kitty cats. 255 00:12:41,574 --> 00:12:43,409 You wanna go play with the kitty cats? 256 00:12:46,746 --> 00:12:48,956 You like it right here? Yeah. 257 00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:51,542 I like you. 258 00:12:54,795 --> 00:12:56,755 Can I ask you a question? 259 00:12:56,756 --> 00:12:58,841 Do you like fantasy football? 260 00:12:59,884 --> 00:13:02,427 No. It's stupid, right? 261 00:13:02,428 --> 00:13:03,929 Do you like cheese? 262 00:13:05,806 --> 00:13:07,850 You're so fluffy. 263 00:13:12,104 --> 00:13:13,898 That Pepper is... 264 00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:16,358 a really special little girl. 265 00:13:16,359 --> 00:13:18,526 Yeah. If I didn't already have a house full, 266 00:13:18,527 --> 00:13:19,945 she'd be coming home with me. 267 00:13:20,863 --> 00:13:21,864 Well... 268 00:13:22,948 --> 00:13:24,491 I'm gonna think about it. 269 00:13:24,492 --> 00:13:26,409 Why don't you take one of these applications, 270 00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:27,411 just in case? 271 00:13:28,162 --> 00:13:29,413 Okay. 272 00:13:31,082 --> 00:13:33,167 I really appreciate your time. This is... 273 00:13:33,876 --> 00:13:36,754 - It was really... I loved it. - No problem. Have a good one. 274 00:13:38,422 --> 00:13:41,383 Are you sure you're okay with my day-to-day dishes? 275 00:13:41,384 --> 00:13:43,843 Absolutely. Mine are all chipped from the renters anyway. 276 00:13:43,844 --> 00:13:45,428 - Animals. - I know. 277 00:13:45,429 --> 00:13:48,973 Now, I know that you were on the fence about the spice rack. 278 00:13:48,974 --> 00:13:51,851 No, I wasn't! It's a family heirloom! No, it has to stay. 279 00:13:51,852 --> 00:13:53,979 - Really? Okay, wonderful. - Yeah. 280 00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:58,526 But, what do you think about pictures on the fridge? 281 00:14:02,905 --> 00:14:03,905 Like... 282 00:14:04,782 --> 00:14:07,284 Like with magnets? 283 00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,286 - It doesn't matter. It's not important. - No, it's... 284 00:14:10,287 --> 00:14:12,038 That's not important. 285 00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:15,918 Now, I have my baking dishes here. 286 00:14:16,544 --> 00:14:19,295 - Like a museum! - I know, right? 287 00:14:19,296 --> 00:14:22,424 But I could stack 'em and make room for other items. 288 00:14:22,425 --> 00:14:24,134 No, don't you dare stack CorningWare. 289 00:14:24,135 --> 00:14:26,721 My God, I was hoping you would say that. 290 00:14:27,930 --> 00:14:30,098 Okay, so I think, I think the only thing 291 00:14:30,099 --> 00:14:33,017 I need a place for is my Vitamix. 292 00:14:33,018 --> 00:14:34,437 Okay, how big is it? 293 00:14:36,272 --> 00:14:37,939 What about just right here on the counter? 294 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:40,276 You know, it's got the plug and everything. 295 00:14:42,445 --> 00:14:44,654 - I've hit a nerve, haven't I? - It... I just... 296 00:14:44,655 --> 00:14:45,990 I don't put 297 00:14:47,199 --> 00:14:48,908 appliances on the counters, 298 00:14:48,909 --> 00:14:50,910 other than, you know, my coffeemaker 299 00:14:50,911 --> 00:14:53,664 because I use it every day. But, you know what? I can. 300 00:14:54,123 --> 00:14:56,207 Brad, are we having our first fight? 301 00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:59,670 This isn't a fight. This is all a part of the fun. 302 00:15:00,337 --> 00:15:02,048 And I am here for all of it. 303 00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:05,342 Okay, me, too. 304 00:15:12,558 --> 00:15:13,808 - Hey, Sam! - Hey. 305 00:15:13,809 --> 00:15:14,976 What are you doing here? 306 00:15:14,977 --> 00:15:16,519 I came by to pick up my credit card tips. 307 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:17,729 Okay. Just one sec. 308 00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:19,773 - Hey, Sher. - Hey, Sammy. 309 00:15:19,774 --> 00:15:21,733 - How you doing? - Pretty good, how are you? 310 00:15:21,734 --> 00:15:22,859 Never better. 311 00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:24,986 - There you go. - Thank you. 312 00:15:24,987 --> 00:15:26,864 Nice. 313 00:15:27,865 --> 00:15:30,075 So are you still looking for somebody to do your Tuesdays and Thursdays? 314 00:15:30,076 --> 00:15:32,035 'Cause I think I can do it. 315 00:15:32,036 --> 00:15:32,994 Really? 316 00:15:32,995 --> 00:15:34,746 - Yeah. - That would be great. 317 00:15:34,747 --> 00:15:36,873 I haven't been to any of Lauren's games. 318 00:15:36,874 --> 00:15:38,750 Well, we can't have that, can we? 319 00:15:38,751 --> 00:15:41,586 But I will quit if she loses, so... 320 00:15:41,587 --> 00:15:43,297 She's not gonna fuckin' lose. 321 00:15:44,131 --> 00:15:45,883 Alright, let me put it in the cal then. 322 00:15:47,259 --> 00:15:49,010 Hey, are you cheating on Roscoe? 323 00:15:49,011 --> 00:15:51,805 I would never cheat on Roscoe. 324 00:15:51,806 --> 00:15:53,598 I like to look at fluffy shit sometimes, 325 00:15:53,599 --> 00:15:55,142 - you know? - Yeah, fluffy. Fluffy. 326 00:16:02,024 --> 00:16:04,609 I think I'm gonna just get the eggs Benedict. 327 00:16:04,610 --> 00:16:07,112 I'm gonna get the crab cake Benedict. 328 00:16:07,113 --> 00:16:09,322 Nah, I'm getting the Florentine frittata! Come on. 329 00:16:09,323 --> 00:16:11,163 - With the gravy? - Yes, of course, load it up. 330 00:16:12,159 --> 00:16:16,746 - Fred? - And can I get the egg white omelet? 331 00:16:16,747 --> 00:16:17,706 Okay. 332 00:16:17,707 --> 00:16:19,958 - And do you have any broccoli back there? - Sure do. 333 00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:22,544 - And what kind of cheese? - Great. No cheese. 334 00:16:22,545 --> 00:16:26,256 Just toast. Wheat or anything with sprouts. 335 00:16:26,257 --> 00:16:28,466 - You got it. - There you go. Thanks. 336 00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:30,427 Are we doing French toast for the table? 337 00:16:30,428 --> 00:16:31,970 - Absolutely. - Absolutely. 338 00:16:31,971 --> 00:16:33,471 No, no, no. No, we're good. 339 00:16:33,472 --> 00:16:34,639 No, no, please bring it. 340 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:35,725 - Okay. - Don't 341 00:16:37,768 --> 00:16:40,270 - 'We're good'? - Yeah, also, 342 00:16:40,271 --> 00:16:42,397 I've never heard you say the word 'broccoli' before. 343 00:16:42,398 --> 00:16:44,566 Okay, look, it's not my fault, alright? 344 00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:45,775 Susie made me go to the doctors. 345 00:16:45,776 --> 00:16:49,988 I hadn't been in years, and you guys know that doctors really aren't my thing. 346 00:16:49,989 --> 00:16:51,531 Same. 347 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,241 I just gotta, like, ease up on the junk 348 00:16:53,242 --> 00:16:54,993 - and get the body moving, you know? - Yeah. 349 00:16:54,994 --> 00:16:56,453 It's a use it or lose it kind of situation. 350 00:16:56,454 --> 00:16:57,412 I love that. 351 00:16:57,413 --> 00:16:59,205 - We're here to support in any way we can. - Thank you. 352 00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:00,498 Yeah, alright. 353 00:17:00,499 --> 00:17:02,375 Well, thank you, Joel. I appreciate that. 354 00:17:02,376 --> 00:17:05,755 Because I promised Susie no more Chef. 355 00:17:07,006 --> 00:17:07,964 'No more Chef'? 356 00:17:07,965 --> 00:17:09,674 - What do you mean? - I know. I know. 357 00:17:09,675 --> 00:17:10,842 - Come on... - You two can go, 358 00:17:10,843 --> 00:17:12,218 but just don't tell me about it, okay? 359 00:17:12,219 --> 00:17:13,970 No, come on. This is, like, the best part of my week! 360 00:17:13,971 --> 00:17:15,430 It's the only time I see you guys! 361 00:17:15,431 --> 00:17:18,391 Well, I thought of that, and I came up with a great solution. 362 00:17:18,392 --> 00:17:20,435 - Jeez. - Alright, now like I said, 363 00:17:20,436 --> 00:17:22,103 I like to get the body moving, 364 00:17:22,104 --> 00:17:23,646 and you know I love sports. 365 00:17:23,647 --> 00:17:27,443 So, we're gonna take this party and bring it over to Catch Club. 366 00:17:27,943 --> 00:17:30,570 That's right. Little enthusiasm, please. 367 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,782 All's you need is a glove and a great attitude. 368 00:17:33,366 --> 00:17:34,991 Well, I don't have either one of those. 369 00:17:34,992 --> 00:17:36,743 Come on! You're gonna love it! 370 00:17:36,744 --> 00:17:38,703 Come on, it's gonna make you feel good! What do you say? 371 00:17:38,704 --> 00:17:40,205 - You in? - Okay. 372 00:17:40,206 --> 00:17:41,498 What, you have a glove? 373 00:17:41,499 --> 00:17:44,000 No, but I have the internet. 374 00:17:44,001 --> 00:17:45,795 - There you are. - My God. God bless you. 375 00:17:47,129 --> 00:17:49,381 Yes, a little syrup... Fred, what are you doing? 376 00:17:49,382 --> 00:17:52,092 What? I can't help myself! I got no brakes on the car! 377 00:17:52,093 --> 00:17:53,719 Come on! Get that... 378 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,515 - I'm worried about Fred. - Really? Why? 379 00:17:58,182 --> 00:18:00,433 I don't know. Maybe he's not telling us the whole story. 380 00:18:00,434 --> 00:18:04,104 God, he's fine. Besides, Susan's all over it. 381 00:18:04,105 --> 00:18:05,773 She's not gonna let him do anything fun. 382 00:18:06,649 --> 00:18:08,109 - Sam. - Sorry. 383 00:18:09,485 --> 00:18:11,194 When's the last time you went to a doctor? 384 00:18:11,195 --> 00:18:14,239 I don't know. Maybe '96? 385 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,867 - What? Why? - Don't worry about it. 386 00:18:20,204 --> 00:18:22,038 Got about 45 missed calls from Tricia. 387 00:18:22,039 --> 00:18:23,624 - Do you care? - No. 388 00:18:25,126 --> 00:18:26,751 Sam, call me, please. 389 00:18:26,752 --> 00:18:28,753 Did you get the rent check for Mom and Dad? 390 00:18:28,754 --> 00:18:32,090 It has to be in by the first of the month or her nursing home payment will bounce. 391 00:18:32,091 --> 00:18:34,551 - Call me! - Oops. Oopsies. 392 00:18:34,552 --> 00:18:35,969 What happened? 393 00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:39,264 Nothing. Just Tricia being Tricia. 394 00:18:39,265 --> 00:18:41,600 Alright. You don't have to watch me do this. 395 00:18:43,728 --> 00:18:45,021 Okay. 396 00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:48,024 I wish I had a dollar to tip ya. 397 00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:50,794 Can I offer you something to drink? 398 00:19:50,795 --> 00:19:52,380 No, no, I'm good, thanks. 399 00:19:55,966 --> 00:19:57,968 I like what you've done with the place. 400 00:19:59,095 --> 00:20:00,346 Thank you. 401 00:20:08,479 --> 00:20:10,522 You know, we could just set up direct deposit if that's easier. 402 00:20:10,523 --> 00:20:12,024 This is easier. 403 00:20:13,526 --> 00:20:15,236 You sound like my dad. 404 00:20:31,544 --> 00:20:33,170 - Here you go. - Thanks. 405 00:20:33,921 --> 00:20:34,922 Wesley? 406 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,428 Come on. 407 00:20:44,724 --> 00:20:46,851 You must really love him if you're giving him steak. 408 00:20:48,018 --> 00:20:50,021 Well, he's a really good dog. 409 00:20:50,688 --> 00:20:52,148 Hey. Hi. 410 00:20:53,024 --> 00:20:54,150 Hi. 411 00:20:55,526 --> 00:20:56,943 - I'll show you out. - No, no, it's okay. 412 00:20:56,944 --> 00:20:58,624 - I know where I'm going. - No, no, no, no. 413 00:21:02,908 --> 00:21:04,993 You know, is this weird? With all these pictures? 414 00:21:04,994 --> 00:21:07,495 I can take some of 'em with me if you want. 415 00:21:07,496 --> 00:21:09,081 No. I like them. 416 00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:12,251 - Make up stories about them. - Really? 417 00:21:14,211 --> 00:21:15,254 Okay, how about this one? 418 00:21:17,006 --> 00:21:18,006 Mom? 419 00:21:18,591 --> 00:21:21,259 Overachiever. Perfectionist. 420 00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:23,970 Well, that's not fair. You've met her. 421 00:21:23,971 --> 00:21:26,390 And how 'bout her? 422 00:21:27,850 --> 00:21:30,186 Sweet. Thoughtful. 423 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:33,439 Kleptomaniac. 424 00:21:34,398 --> 00:21:37,401 You're actually... That was good. 425 00:21:38,027 --> 00:21:40,112 And how 'bout that one? 426 00:21:41,781 --> 00:21:44,283 Well, I'm still kinda working on that one. 427 00:21:45,534 --> 00:21:48,245 Well, yeah, she's a piece of work. 428 00:21:49,455 --> 00:21:52,416 Okay. I gotta get outta here. 429 00:21:52,917 --> 00:21:55,419 Thanks. Thanks for the check. 430 00:21:57,922 --> 00:21:59,714 Well, look, if you need anything else 431 00:21:59,715 --> 00:22:02,384 my name is on that list of contacts by the phone. 432 00:22:02,385 --> 00:22:04,427 I'm Sam. 433 00:22:04,428 --> 00:22:06,222 Víglundur Hjartarson. 434 00:22:09,892 --> 00:22:11,612 I don't think I'm smart enough for that one. 435 00:22:13,896 --> 00:22:14,897 Okay. 436 00:22:16,107 --> 00:22:18,109 So, Iceland, right? 437 00:22:18,901 --> 00:22:19,859 Yes. 438 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:23,531 Are those Northern Lights, like, really a thing? 439 00:22:25,241 --> 00:22:26,575 Yes. 440 00:22:28,452 --> 00:22:29,829 That's cool. 441 00:22:31,122 --> 00:22:33,499 I'll have to check 'em out sometime, I guess. 442 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:37,293 I mean, I've never... I've never been to Europe, 443 00:22:37,294 --> 00:22:39,380 but I've been to Nebraska, so... 444 00:22:41,424 --> 00:22:42,508 Okay. 445 00:22:52,226 --> 00:22:54,394 - Trish! - One sec! 446 00:22:54,395 --> 00:22:56,646 I got the check. 447 00:22:56,647 --> 00:22:59,108 Gonna put it right there for you. 448 00:23:06,449 --> 00:23:08,409 Hi. 449 00:23:09,869 --> 00:23:11,786 - So, you got the check? - Yeah, it's right over there. 450 00:23:11,787 --> 00:23:14,289 Okay. He's so weird and smelly. 451 00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:16,541 He doesn't smell, Tricia. God. 452 00:23:16,542 --> 00:23:18,127 Well, he looks like he smells! 453 00:23:20,379 --> 00:23:21,254 You look good. 454 00:23:21,255 --> 00:23:22,922 Thank you. 455 00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:24,507 - I feel good. - Yeah? 456 00:23:24,508 --> 00:23:26,176 Yeah. Like, really good. 457 00:23:26,177 --> 00:23:28,511 Like, I think I'm done feeling sorry for myself. 458 00:23:28,512 --> 00:23:29,763 You know, life is too short. 459 00:23:29,764 --> 00:23:31,347 - Good. - Why do it, you know? 460 00:23:31,348 --> 00:23:34,392 I'm gonna manifest the change. And in fact, I've already started. 461 00:23:34,393 --> 00:23:36,312 Because what did I want? A successful business. 462 00:23:36,854 --> 00:23:38,688 Done! Check. I wanted an Escalade. 463 00:23:38,689 --> 00:23:41,692 Done, check. And now, I... 464 00:23:44,612 --> 00:23:46,197 Hello! 465 00:23:48,908 --> 00:23:49,992 Alright, just one sec. 466 00:23:50,785 --> 00:23:51,785 Okay. 467 00:23:52,995 --> 00:23:53,995 Cute. 468 00:23:54,288 --> 00:23:55,914 I'm thinking 'Trading Spaces' maybe tonight. 469 00:23:55,915 --> 00:23:57,832 - What do you think? - No, no, I have a date. 470 00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:59,501 What do you mean you have a date? We had plans. 471 00:23:59,502 --> 00:24:02,879 Well, I mean, we did have plans, but now we don't because I have a date. 472 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,756 - Since when? - Since, like, an hour ago. 473 00:24:04,757 --> 00:24:06,132 My God, Tricia. 474 00:24:06,133 --> 00:24:07,927 What? You want me to be happy and have fun. 475 00:24:08,469 --> 00:24:10,678 - Of course, I do. - Just don't worry about it. 476 00:24:10,679 --> 00:24:12,639 So, there's chicken enchiladas I made for you. 477 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,599 They're warming in the oven. Just use a mitt. 478 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,685 And then, there's those Skinny Cows in the freezer, 479 00:24:17,686 --> 00:24:19,562 and if you eat them on the couch, just, you know, 480 00:24:19,563 --> 00:24:21,649 - use a napkin. Yeah. Okay. - Use a napkin. I know. 481 00:24:22,566 --> 00:24:23,942 - Have fun! - What are you... 482 00:24:23,943 --> 00:24:26,319 - You're leaving like right now? - Yeah. Don't wait up. 483 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,071 Tricia, I just poured you a glass of wine! 484 00:24:28,072 --> 00:24:29,030 You can have it. 485 00:24:29,031 --> 00:24:31,617 - I don't like Pinot Grigio! - Bye! 486 00:24:51,262 --> 00:24:52,346 Fuck. 487 00:25:04,608 --> 00:25:06,276 - Hey, Mary. - Hi, there. 488 00:25:06,277 --> 00:25:07,902 - Remember me? - Yeah. 489 00:25:07,903 --> 00:25:09,487 Well... 490 00:25:09,488 --> 00:25:11,865 I'm going for it. I came back for Pepper. 491 00:25:11,866 --> 00:25:15,827 I did the application. I have the treats. I don't... 492 00:25:15,828 --> 00:25:17,412 I don't know what else I need, but I... 493 00:25:17,413 --> 00:25:19,581 - Shoot. - 'Shoot' what? 494 00:25:19,582 --> 00:25:22,293 Well, she got adopted. 495 00:25:23,919 --> 00:25:25,421 She did? 496 00:25:26,630 --> 00:25:28,882 - Well, that's great, right? - Yeah. 497 00:25:28,883 --> 00:25:30,243 She's gonna be well taken care of. 498 00:25:30,718 --> 00:25:32,677 Yeah, well, that's good. 499 00:25:32,678 --> 00:25:34,429 I mean, she's probably better off anyway, right? 500 00:25:34,430 --> 00:25:36,014 Hey, don't say that. 501 00:25:36,015 --> 00:25:38,809 I can take you back again if you wanna see who else we have. 502 00:25:39,435 --> 00:25:40,603 No, I'm gonna go. 503 00:25:41,395 --> 00:25:43,647 - Take care, Sam. - Thanks. 504 00:25:49,987 --> 00:25:51,155 What? 505 00:25:52,782 --> 00:25:54,075 Okay. 506 00:26:08,798 --> 00:26:11,132 Hey! God. Hold on one second. 507 00:26:11,133 --> 00:26:14,302 No! You're not supposed to touch 'em until they're crisp and brown on one side! 508 00:26:14,303 --> 00:26:16,346 - Those are not crisp and brown! - Okay. 509 00:26:16,347 --> 00:26:18,431 I'm sorry. We're making mushroom Bourguignon. 510 00:26:18,432 --> 00:26:20,517 - There's a lot of steps. - Fancy. 511 00:26:20,518 --> 00:26:21,643 Is it Sam? 512 00:26:21,644 --> 00:26:24,646 - Hi, Sam! Hi! - Hi, Brad. 513 00:26:24,647 --> 00:26:27,148 It sounds like you guys got your hands full over there. 514 00:26:27,149 --> 00:26:29,401 Sorry. Yes, we kinda do. 515 00:26:29,402 --> 00:26:31,611 Can I call you a little bit later? 516 00:26:31,612 --> 00:26:33,154 Yep. Just checking in. 517 00:26:33,155 --> 00:26:36,116 Okay, great, thank you. Sorry! Bye-bye. 518 00:26:36,117 --> 00:26:37,201 Okay. 519 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,420 Come on. 520 00:27:17,491 --> 00:27:18,659 Alright. 521 00:27:19,118 --> 00:27:20,411 Fuck. 35766

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