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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,260 --> 00:00:11,260 "Friendship is one soul in two bodies" 4 00:00:11,420 --> 00:00:14,660 said a Greek philosopher ages ago, certainly gay. 5 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:17,100 Had the wise man known women 6 00:00:17,220 --> 00:00:20,700 he would have also known that two bodies are not enough. 7 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:23,460 The story of Laydees, girls from one block 8 00:00:23,620 --> 00:00:26,820 having New Year's parties in the summer for 25 years 9 00:00:27,180 --> 00:00:29,180 proves clearly that friendship 10 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:32,180 is a single soul dwelling in four bodies. 11 00:00:32,580 --> 00:00:35,220 Who are these people? What time is it? 12 00:00:35,420 --> 00:00:38,180 - 9 p.m. - Shall we rehearse? 13 00:00:38,420 --> 00:00:40,820 - Lucy, please! - We do it every year. 14 00:00:41,180 --> 00:00:45,100 You force us to do dumb rehearsals. Life's spontaneous! 15 00:00:45,220 --> 00:00:47,340 Stop being a brat, it's tradition. 16 00:00:47,460 --> 00:00:50,380 Yeah! Gosia, you start, you're the oldest. 17 00:00:50,780 --> 00:00:52,380 Bitch. 18 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:57,340 This year like each year actually I'd like a lovely little baby. 19 00:00:57,700 --> 00:01:00,820 - But a boy or a girl? - God, I'm going to puke... 20 00:01:01,140 --> 00:01:03,700 Triplets, 1 of each sex. 21 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:07,220 - I want to get married this year! - What? 22 00:01:07,740 --> 00:01:09,860 - Get married. - I'm going to puke. 23 00:01:10,180 --> 00:01:11,820 Didn't you learn? 24 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:15,820 I was young, pregnant and in an ugly dress. 25 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:19,180 I'll invest in new breasts! Fuck, it even rhymes. 26 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:21,260 You're crazy. You have tits! 27 00:01:21,420 --> 00:01:23,820 You have tits, I have itsy-bitsy zits. 28 00:01:24,180 --> 00:01:26,580 In a year girls, I'll stand here with 29 00:01:26,740 --> 00:01:29,100 a pair of totally huge knockers! 30 00:01:29,220 --> 00:01:31,380 - Sounds convincing. - And you? 31 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:35,180 And me nothing. I feel good just as it is. 32 00:01:35,420 --> 00:01:38,700 She's lying. She's dreaming of love... 33 00:01:38,820 --> 00:01:41,420 - You crazy? - I can see it in her eyes. 34 00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:44,540 I'll avoid this love shit too. 35 00:01:44,820 --> 00:01:49,860 Shags are ok, love is not. Love's slavery, tears and gnashed cunts! 36 00:01:50,180 --> 00:01:53,580 - From the Bible? - It is, from the Apocrypha. 37 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:57,820 Caesar, that New Year's is a crazy idea. 38 00:01:58,180 --> 00:02:03,180 - We thought the invite was a joke. - I'm not in this, legate Darius! 39 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:07,660 My wife and friends've celebrated New Year's in August for 25 years. 40 00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:10,900 - Great! - I'd say. 41 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,700 Where have you been? Caught by a UFO? 42 00:02:16,820 --> 00:02:19,900 - Yeah, in the loo. - I hate it when you disappear. 43 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:24,100 Next time I'll take you with me, and then... 44 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:26,300 - Stop it! - Stop what? 45 00:02:26,420 --> 00:02:29,540 - You look like a million bucks! - People are looking. 46 00:02:29,860 --> 00:02:32,740 Let them look! Let them look and envy me. 47 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:38,220 Let's dance, I'll do such a Fred Astaire that feathers'll fly. 48 00:03:12,220 --> 00:03:16,500 Artur? You should be here now at the New Year's party! 49 00:03:17,860 --> 00:03:21,660 Honey, we've talked about this, it's not a New Year's party! 50 00:03:21,820 --> 00:03:24,660 Besides, it's the Miracle on the Vistula 51 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:26,660 the anniversary banquet. 52 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:29,260 It's extremely important! 53 00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:32,100 Honey, how extremely? Why am I not there? 54 00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:34,380 You chose the Laydees. 55 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:39,420 Honey, I chose you a long time ago. I'll be back in about 10... no 56 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:42,900 in 12 days! So, please, be in shape, you hear me? 57 00:03:43,260 --> 00:03:45,580 I don't know, exercise or something! 58 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:49,300 Drink milk! Eat, you know... proteins! In eggs! 59 00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:54,340 - They're supposed to be best! - I promise to be in top form. 60 00:03:55,340 --> 00:03:57,460 - Love you, bye. - Love you too. 61 00:04:26,420 --> 00:04:28,660 Did you see how Marek wore me out? 62 00:04:28,820 --> 00:04:31,180 A demon. How long till midnight? 63 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:32,620 An oar. 64 00:04:33,180 --> 00:04:35,140 You're an oar yourself. 65 00:04:35,420 --> 00:04:37,820 One oar... two oar... 66 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:42,660 oar after oar... and bang! Twenty-five years. 67 00:04:43,540 --> 00:04:48,340 - Whoa, a quarter of a century. - A quarter today, a half tomorrow... 68 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:52,260 And life will pass like a flash in the cunt. 69 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:56,700 And it's boring, too, isn't it? 70 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:03,660 15 AUGUST 25 years earlier 71 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:08,260 - Boring, isn't it? - Yeah... 72 00:05:14,420 --> 00:05:16,900 In general, it's developing like this. 73 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:19,860 - It develops... - Don't correct her. 74 00:05:20,180 --> 00:05:23,180 - You're too small. - Right, and too dumb. 75 00:05:23,340 --> 00:05:26,460 She's not small. She's already kissed! 76 00:05:26,580 --> 00:05:27,660 Yuck! 77 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:30,460 If that's true, then you're disgusting. 78 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:35,420 We've got no choice, apart from them, none of the girls live here. 79 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:39,180 - And why do you need us? - For the New Year's Eve. 80 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:41,260 - For what? - An adult's party. 81 00:05:41,580 --> 00:05:44,460 Stop being a know-all. It's a party for adults 82 00:05:44,580 --> 00:05:46,700 when they feel bored. 83 00:05:46,820 --> 00:05:50,580 At midnight you make a wish, it comes true next year. 84 00:05:56,260 --> 00:05:59,340 New Year's Eve is a grand moment. And that's why 85 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:02,820 you have to behave like true ladies. Luśka, show them! 86 00:06:13,180 --> 00:06:17,420 L-a-y-d-e-e-s... 87 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:21,180 That's in English. These are ladies, precisely. 88 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:23,780 Which is us. From today on, for ever. 89 00:06:25,780 --> 00:06:28,540 LAYDEES 90 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:38,820 - Give it to me, you drunkard! - You're worse than Artur. 91 00:06:39,140 --> 00:06:40,540 For the better... 92 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:43,180 Oh, he's calling! 93 00:06:43,780 --> 00:06:45,220 How are you honey? 94 00:06:48,260 --> 00:06:51,220 Gosia, hello? It's Istvan! 95 00:06:51,380 --> 00:06:53,300 - Istvan. - Who? 96 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,780 I am awfully sorry... 97 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,100 What's up? 98 00:06:57,220 --> 00:07:01,860 I was hoping you'd come but Artur told me everything. 99 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:05,860 - It's stupid with this funeral... - With what? 100 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:12,740 Well, Artur said you had to stay in Warsaw because of the funeral... 101 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,460 Aaa, my close friend died... 102 00:07:17,380 --> 00:07:21,500 Well, not my close friend but her husband, but you know how it is. 103 00:07:21,660 --> 00:07:24,620 One for all, and all for one, or something... 104 00:07:24,780 --> 00:07:28,460 Gośka, it's very loud and cheerful there... 105 00:07:28,580 --> 00:07:32,700 It's because, he wanted it to be a kind of Indian ritual. 106 00:07:35,740 --> 00:07:39,380 Loud, cheerful, everyone's feeling awfully sad, though. 107 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:42,660 And Gosia, will you come to Brussels? 108 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:45,740 Lucy, I must go to the loo... I feel sick! 109 00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:47,420 ...Gosia? Hello? 110 00:07:50,820 --> 00:07:54,180 You woke up Juleczka and Darek's wife's taking him home? 111 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:57,140 Why take a kid to New Year's? 112 00:07:57,580 --> 00:08:01,220 Was "take your infant and your breast milk" on the invite? 113 00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:04,500 Or "we'll provide you with service on leather sofas"? 114 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:07,180 It's not a real New Year's! Korba! 115 00:08:07,740 --> 00:08:11,780 Look who's talking! A man who runs in a toga and says he's a Roman! 116 00:08:12,180 --> 00:08:14,580 Stop smoking! You stink of fags. 117 00:08:15,420 --> 00:08:19,580 You know what, sugar pots, I'll go and have a dance on the table, ok? 118 00:08:20,580 --> 00:08:22,660 You got it all mixed up! 119 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:25,700 Have your Romans, leave my New Year's alone! 120 00:08:25,820 --> 00:08:27,780 It's the New Year's to me! 121 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:37,460 - I worked 6 years in London! - By the sink? 122 00:08:37,580 --> 00:08:42,140 As a graphic designer! Just back and I'm looking around 123 00:08:42,420 --> 00:08:45,220 'cause I don't want to take just anything. 124 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:49,900 I guarantee you, sweetie pie, that this is not just anything! 125 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:52,580 So stop blabbing and start dancing! 126 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:06,180 Fucking Romans! How close is the fall of your empire! 127 00:09:11,180 --> 00:09:14,420 Fuck, I think you've mistaken the ladies, Mareczek! 128 00:09:14,540 --> 00:09:17,380 Monia, listen, it's not like that! 129 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:19,820 We want to get married. 130 00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:22,540 - Shut up! - I'll help you: 131 00:09:22,780 --> 00:09:26,140 You walked, and fell right between her legs! 132 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:29,540 Monia, please don't say anything! Monia! 133 00:09:36,340 --> 00:09:38,820 But you're feeling alright now, right? 134 00:09:45,740 --> 00:09:47,420 Get undressed 135 00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:50,580 Edgar... 136 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:56,260 I won't do anything to you. 137 00:09:56,420 --> 00:10:00,180 - Erwin. My name is Erwin. - Whatever, man. 138 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:02,740 You can even be 139 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:07,660 Lech Jarosław to me now... 140 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:10,140 Lech Jarosław... 141 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,660 - Bang. - I can see! 142 00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:20,580 Korba, get dressed and say goodbye! Now Korba! 143 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,180 He'll cool down. 144 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:35,900 - You have to recycle waste. - You must bring it round first. 145 00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:39,300 - Bring it round and kill it. - Great plan. 146 00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:43,900 Well, wake up, bitch! 147 00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:46,220 Marek? 148 00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:11,220 - Ok, now you've gone too far! - You know already? 149 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:13,900 You confessed, right? 150 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:17,780 And just before midnight! That bastard, eh? 151 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:21,540 - I almost died. - You can take it? 152 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:23,860 Easy, Korba! I'm shaking. 153 00:11:24,180 --> 00:11:27,620 The most wonderful day of my entire life! 154 00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:29,220 What?! 155 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:33,700 - The one, wild and divine! - I can't keep the fuck up anymore. 156 00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:35,700 Marek has just proposed! 157 00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:43,300 - Gos'ka! You'll be bridesmaids! - I'll be a maid, too? 158 00:11:43,420 --> 00:11:45,380 - Happy? - It's great. 159 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,580 Have a kid at once! 160 00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:49,420 Jesus! 161 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,380 Fuck! 162 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,860 You vanished like Cinderella. 163 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:07,300 The fairies helped me find you sooner than in the fairytale. 164 00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:11,260 Fairytale? Oh, I know what tale you're talking about! 165 00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:15,180 The one in which you first touch me with your magic wand 166 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:18,900 your laser sword and then I, of course, weep with pleasure 167 00:12:19,180 --> 00:12:22,300 then I spend the rest of my life praying for you 168 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:25,540 not to get your midlife crisis too soon 169 00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:28,580 and you come home wearing a Hawaiian shirt 170 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:31,140 and our friends' daughter saying: 171 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,420 honey, meet my new wife, but oh, don't worry 172 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:37,180 I won't throw you out on the street. 173 00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:41,100 You can still live with us if you do all the chores. 174 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:44,420 You can shove this tale up my ass, Edgar! 175 00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:46,180 Erwin. 176 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:51,300 Whatever... you... pork chop clown! 177 00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:03,260 Girls, this will be a wonderful year! 178 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:07,580 Laydees! 179 00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:20,820 The Laydees believed that the wish made on New Year's 180 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:24,460 would come true very soon. Korba was doing best. 181 00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:27,540 Hunting down her prey. 182 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:31,700 She rested during work to have strength for the next hunts. 183 00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:36,820 Editing for a glossy magazine, a job she deeply despised. 184 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:40,460 Gośka was obsessively watching her fertile days. 185 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:44,180 When they came, she flew to Brussels, where her husband 186 00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,820 a member of Parliament, was living. 187 00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:52,140 She was trying not to notice Artur's devotion to work 188 00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:55,780 and he disappeared in ever more enigmatic subcommittees. 189 00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:59,580 Monia wanted to enlarge her breasts feeling 190 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:03,540 she wasn't worth loving. She never knew how to be happy. 191 00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:05,780 Her rich eccentric husband 192 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:09,340 who thinks he is the last heir to the Roman Empire 193 00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:11,420 bought her a sports club. 194 00:14:11,580 --> 00:14:15,700 Łucja looked for a man who would be a father to her son. 195 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:20,420 Marek, a sexy education curator, seemed the perfect candidate. 196 00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:24,180 However, he had one flaw of which Łucja had no idea - 197 00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:27,740 he loved all the women in the world just too much... 198 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:30,220 27 AUGUST 199 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,740 There, finally! 200 00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:37,420 Hi, honey. 201 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:42,140 Cut it out, Szymek is here. 202 00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:44,140 Cheers, young lad! 203 00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:47,180 I said "Cheers, young lad!" 204 00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:51,460 I'm going to play football. 205 00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:01,460 How about the film with Szyc? 206 00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:04,460 - With Szyc? Come on. - Then maybe... 207 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,460 I can't go today. 208 00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:09,700 - You promised! - I know I promised, honey. 209 00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:12,580 - But unfortunately, again... - Błażej? 210 00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:15,340 - Another attack. - What this time? 211 00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:17,580 - The washing machine. - God! 212 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:21,580 Yeah, and about the thing... Would you be so kind? 213 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:24,500 - You know... - Don't mention it! 214 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:27,860 Shirts sixty degrees, socks and sweaters thirty. 215 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,900 - Shirts 60, socks 30. - Don't mix the colours. 216 00:15:31,420 --> 00:15:33,860 - Yeah, I know, now I know. - Thanks. 217 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:45,780 Mum... 218 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:49,580 Stop whining! I'll leave in a second. 219 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:52,300 - It's not about the bathroom. - What is it? 220 00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:57,140 Sleep with who you want. But must you mix our undies? 221 00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:59,260 It's humiliating for me! 222 00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:12,500 Szymek, it's not how you think it is. 223 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:15,580 - Yeah, right... - Marek is a good man. 224 00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:19,100 - All heroes are dead mum. - I'm serious, honey. 225 00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:21,540 He's sacrificed for years. 226 00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:24,820 - A hero! - He is! I've seen it! 227 00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:29,460 Błażej is in a wheelchair, Marek has to feed him, calm him down. 228 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:32,420 - Change his diapers. - It's dreadful! 229 00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:35,820 Błażej has anxiety attacks. He cries for days 230 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,340 he yells at washing machines. 231 00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:41,300 I saw it! Honey, it was awful... 232 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:45,420 So maybe we could help Marek with his laundry? 233 00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:48,100 You have to be a bit human honey. 234 00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:50,100 I'm sorry... 235 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,780 - A new one? - Yeah. 236 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:59,140 - It's illegal? - Legal, Wojtek's. 237 00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:02,260 - Wojtek who? - I told you! He moved in recently. 238 00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:06,340 - You didn't say anything. - I did, but you didn't listen! 239 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:11,460 - I play football with him. - What? Exercise is good for you. 240 00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:14,380 - I love you. - I know, mum! 241 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,180 I know you know. 242 00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:20,700 You're so scrupulous, we had to delay the press again! 243 00:17:20,820 --> 00:17:22,620 - There were errors! - No! 244 00:17:22,820 --> 00:17:28,220 Millions of women wait for the new issue and you're talking about commas? 245 00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:31,500 Screw the commas 246 00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:35,340 no one else in this country knows where to put them! 247 00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:38,100 What grand piano?! 248 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:42,300 Are you mad?! I didn't order a piano! 249 00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:47,460 I'm telling you I don't give a fuck about pianos! 250 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:51,300 Later! I don't know how later! You call and find out! 251 00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:55,180 People are vultures! They ring and say there's piano 252 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:58,180 and to come sign the bill! Completely mad! 253 00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:01,820 - Did you buy a piano? - Do I look like a moron?! 254 00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:05,100 Tomek bought it, dumbass. 255 00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:07,900 - I hope I didn't disturb you? - No, never! 256 00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:10,900 We're just chatting a bit about work. 257 00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:15,380 A VIP pass for a year, all inclusive. 258 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,660 - I shouldn't. - We have new treatments! 259 00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:21,660 Asian peeling knocks off 10 years. 260 00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:26,620 - I really shouldn't. - It's an honour for my club. 261 00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:30,580 And for my magazine which I have the honour of running. 262 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:36,220 Can I take my friend for two-three hours? 263 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:40,380 - You're most welcome. - Wonderful. 264 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:43,420 - See you at the club. Bye! - Goodbye! 265 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:50,140 Excuse me. They slipped out... 266 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:57,900 Without the passes, the bitch would have fired me long ago. 267 00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,860 You should be the editor! 268 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:03,100 The chairman is eating out of Tomek's hand. 269 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:06,500 Writing is worse than correcting this shit. 270 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:09,220 Korba, you're stupid. And Marek? 271 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,260 - Maybe Asian peeling? - I'm serious! 272 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,620 - So am I. - We have to tell Lucy. 273 00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:17,780 - And make her life miserable. - Don't exaggerate. 274 00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:21,220 - I'll buy her a present. - Maybe give her the piano! 275 00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:24,420 Oh, fuck! I forgot they're standing outside! 276 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,620 - Tomek's problem! - Tomek's away! 277 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:30,140 He's on his survival camp. Drinking dirty water 278 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:33,260 fucking around with swords and no phone, moron! 279 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:36,500 Speaking of morons, we have to talk to Marek. 280 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:38,740 Jesus, what will he tell you? 281 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:42,820 "It's not what you think! I don't know what got into me! 282 00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:44,420 I love Lucy"? 283 00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:48,260 I love their excuses. 284 00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:51,820 That's my little fetish. 285 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,500 But maybe...? I know! 286 00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:58,340 We'll make him sign a prenuptial! 287 00:19:58,460 --> 00:20:02,100 - Call Gośka, we need a lawyer. - Gos'ka is in Brussels. 288 00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:04,260 - Artur is fertilizing her. - Again? 289 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:15,100 - Hello? - Hi, hi! 290 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:20,100 I'm so glad you came! 291 00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:21,820 Yeah, I came... 292 00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:26,180 Hi, Istvan, how are you? You want to talk to Artur? 293 00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:29,580 No... Yes, yes! To Artur! 294 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:34,300 What time is it? Artur is taking a bath. 295 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,620 Oh. He's taking a bath... 296 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:42,540 - And how are you, Gosia? - Me? I'm fine! 297 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,660 I'm pregnant! 298 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,820 Artur didn't tell me anything! 299 00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:53,660 I've been pregnant since 12 minutes ago! Bye! 300 00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:59,100 - Who called? - Wrong number. 301 00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:00,820 - Who? - Wrong number. 302 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,900 - How are you feeling, honey? - Fantastic. 303 00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:18,860 Girl, we had an appointment! Move, move! 304 00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:21,500 Damn... 305 00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:25,420 - Good morning! - He won't answer. 306 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:29,380 - Is he a deaf mute? - No, a Spanish juggler. 307 00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:32,540 Where the fuck did you find him? 308 00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:33,900 At a sale... 309 00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:41,780 - Sweetie! - Daddy. 310 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:45,260 - You remembered about me at last... - Actually 311 00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:49,500 - I was at Korba's place... - Good morning, Karolina. 312 00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:54,140 Maybe you'd persuade her to come to my place sometime. 313 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,820 - Dad! I do come. - But she comes. 314 00:22:01,860 --> 00:22:04,380 - Who is that? - It's... 315 00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:08,820 - A friend. - A Latino? I hate Latinos. 316 00:22:09,140 --> 00:22:11,340 - No. Spanish. - The same scum... 317 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:14,860 - Dad! It's Korba's friend! - Rather a one-time tour. 318 00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:25,220 - So, we have to be going, right... - So do I. To the housing office. 319 00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:27,300 Goodbye. 320 00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:35,100 I forgot your mother's affair with a tenor from Argentina. 321 00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:39,420 He was a baritone... A fucking baritone from the Pampas. 322 00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:44,300 It's not like that, girls. It's not what you think. 323 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,260 I don't know why, I love Łucja. 324 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:52,180 - I swear I'll kick the shit out of him. - Girls, show some empathy. 325 00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:55,700 Exactly! Empathy. It's some kind of Asian soup? 326 00:22:55,820 --> 00:22:58,260 I know only about Asian peeling. 327 00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:02,100 It's my brother... 328 00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:07,300 Yeah... He's got tits the size of melons and his name is Joanna. 329 00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:09,420 It really is my brother. 330 00:23:09,540 --> 00:23:12,500 - He's disabled. - Does it run in your family? 331 00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:17,140 Jesus Christ, Błażej. 332 00:23:19,540 --> 00:23:21,420 Korba, help! 333 00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:25,340 A towel! Now give me the syringe! 334 00:23:28,780 --> 00:23:30,580 And the ampoule! There! 335 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,820 Girls, wait in the other room! 336 00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:40,580 Let's go. 337 00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:51,820 Now calm down, calm down! 338 00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:54,740 Shut up. 339 00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:04,620 It's been like this for 13 years, and it's getting worse and worse. 340 00:24:06,420 --> 00:24:09,500 The doctors say that it's a matter of months. 341 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:18,500 I can't... I can't stand this mood swing anymore. 342 00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:24,420 I admit sometimes I go insane and I get lost 343 00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:29,220 but I'm not a bad man. Believe me, I'm not. 344 00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:32,820 Fuck, he's screwed. 345 00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:38,300 Empathy: an Asian soup... God, we're such bitches! 346 00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:42,740 I thought she'd have a heart attack! 347 00:24:42,860 --> 00:24:45,100 A heart attack with no heart? 348 00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:48,220 I don't have a heart. Milena no brain. 349 00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:50,500 Proofread this immediately! 350 00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:53,340 Aunt Korba has handled worse situations. 351 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:56,420 It will be ready in a minute, hun! 352 00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:07,100 What are you doing here, Edgar... Erwin? 353 00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:12,180 I'm looking at you. 354 00:25:12,340 --> 00:25:14,860 I've noticed. Care to elaborate? 355 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:18,460 - Did you think I'd let you disappear? - Yes! 356 00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:20,140 I won't let. 357 00:25:23,580 --> 00:25:27,660 And? Are you some kind of B-rate movie psycho? 358 00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:29,380 Will you stalk me 359 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:33,140 give flowers, search my garbage, scare away boyfriends? 360 00:25:33,540 --> 00:25:37,380 Maybe you'll slash me right away? What are your plans, Edgar. 361 00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:39,180 Erwin? 362 00:25:39,860 --> 00:25:41,460 I will marry you. 363 00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:45,460 You really are a psycho. A funny one, but a psycho. 364 00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:48,540 - I'm serious. - So am I. 365 00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:54,140 I'm not sure whether you've noticed but I work here. 366 00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:58,820 W-O-R-K... And today we've got our little office star-fucking-wars. 367 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:02,260 In a moment a bitchy Death Star will come and 368 00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:05,780 if I don't send the fucking pages I'll be antimatter. 369 00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:08,420 Listen to Korba's advice and fuck off. 370 00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:11,780 - You're incredible! - Do I stutter? 371 00:26:12,140 --> 00:26:13,820 There you are at last! 372 00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:16,860 This is Edgar... Erwin... 373 00:26:17,180 --> 00:26:20,660 And this is our editor-in-chief, whom I told you about... 374 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,620 Korba, don't be an idiot. 375 00:26:24,220 --> 00:26:27,220 I'm not. Edgar is here by accident. 376 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,780 I sometimes think it's you who's here by accident. 377 00:26:32,140 --> 00:26:34,820 Mister Erwin Tuszyn'ski is certainly not. 378 00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:39,300 He's been employed as our art director today... 379 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:45,180 We are very lucky to have such an experienced designer join our team! 380 00:26:46,580 --> 00:26:47,780 Sure. 381 00:26:58,100 --> 00:27:00,340 Hi, darling... How was your day? 382 00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:04,140 Ok. When did you come back? 383 00:27:04,660 --> 00:27:06,300 Three hours ago. 384 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:08,660 And who won? 385 00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:13,540 It's been known for 2000 years that we have conquered Thrace. 386 00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:17,580 - You're quitting this, aren't you? - Why would you think that? 387 00:27:18,580 --> 00:27:21,620 Your piano, I thought the barbarians are over. 388 00:27:21,820 --> 00:27:24,260 - A lifetime isn't enough. - I bought it? 389 00:27:24,420 --> 00:27:26,180 - Who else? - You... 390 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:27,460 No way. 391 00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:31,460 I hate playing the piano. I told you a 100 times! 392 00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:36,460 Who the fuck brought this can? 393 00:27:38,420 --> 00:27:39,420 Yes. 394 00:27:39,740 --> 00:27:41,780 - Monisia? - Monisia? 395 00:27:42,420 --> 00:27:45,420 - Let me in, it's me! - Who me? 396 00:27:45,820 --> 00:27:50,180 - What do you mean, who? Nina! - Nina? What Nina? 397 00:27:50,540 --> 00:27:51,780 What Nina, hun? 398 00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:54,180 Mummy! 399 00:27:54,780 --> 00:27:58,300 Monia's mother arrived after seventeen years 400 00:27:58,420 --> 00:28:00,580 with nothing but a grand piano. 401 00:28:00,740 --> 00:28:04,180 She announced that until she made up with her father 402 00:28:04,340 --> 00:28:05,820 she would move in. 403 00:28:06,140 --> 00:28:09,580 Monia was furious with rage but didn't dare to refuse. 404 00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:12,820 No one ever refused her mother anything. 405 00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:17,180 Monthly reproductive sex was far from spontaneous. 406 00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:20,100 In spite of this, Gośka loved Artur like always 407 00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:22,860 and suffered when he stopped noticing her. 408 00:28:23,180 --> 00:28:26,220 She drowned her sorrows in a glass 409 00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:29,820 which was getting bigger and bigger with every month. 410 00:28:30,580 --> 00:28:34,420 Łucja washed Marek's underwear with the patience of a saint 411 00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:37,460 and accepted the wedding date changes. 412 00:28:37,620 --> 00:28:43,740 She didn't notice that Wojtek - he son's new friend - 413 00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:46,780 was twenty-five years older than Szymek. 414 00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:50,900 Korba was constantly proving Erwin that working together 415 00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:54,140 makes things worse, and completely ignored him. 416 00:28:54,260 --> 00:28:57,500 Secretary Marysia, for whom Korba is the ideal woman 417 00:28:57,660 --> 00:29:02,180 was gazing at Erwin with undeniable fascination. 418 00:29:03,860 --> 00:29:05,300 13 OCTOBER 419 00:29:05,460 --> 00:29:07,780 No, Klaudiusz, I can talk. 420 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:11,140 This evening? Maybe, maybe... 421 00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:13,220 You, too 422 00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:16,860 the way you like it most... 423 00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:20,140 Ok, bye! 424 00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:32,540 Women's Day was in March 425 00:29:34,260 --> 00:29:38,140 my birthday is in February, the Assumption is in August. 426 00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:40,820 - It's a miss. - But... 427 00:29:41,140 --> 00:29:45,540 Let me finish. I don't give a fuck if you love me nut! 428 00:29:45,780 --> 00:29:49,500 - But don't mess up my life! - You really think I'm such a nut? 429 00:29:50,180 --> 00:29:51,820 That I love them all? 430 00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:00,660 Yes, Milena. 431 00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:03,620 I'm coming! I'm coming! 432 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:15,700 So, how did it go? 433 00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:22,620 - She was exceptionally nice. - I knew it was a great idea! 434 00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:24,820 With the roses! 435 00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:28,420 People are friendly in rooms with flowers! 436 00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:30,700 - You did this? - Yeah! 437 00:30:31,340 --> 00:30:34,100 - I'll remember... - Thanks, Korba! 438 00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:52,180 Surpriiiiiiiiiiise! 439 00:30:53,540 --> 00:30:56,620 - Aren't you happy? - I'm waiting for someone. 440 00:30:56,860 --> 00:30:59,820 Phew! I thought that look was for us. 441 00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:05,740 You'll be stunned at what we got Gos'ka for her trip! 442 00:31:05,860 --> 00:31:09,100 - I certainly was! - A rubber black man! 443 00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:12,820 - A piece of his equipment! - Miiiiiiiiissed! 444 00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:18,580 Look! 445 00:31:18,820 --> 00:31:22,900 Monia told me to light up my relationship. With this! 446 00:31:25,180 --> 00:31:27,900 - She doesn't like it. - Perversion's her game. 447 00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:32,740 It's enough for Artur. It's about his sperm reaching the finishing line. 448 00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:36,420 If they don't move? We'll buy a doll with huge tits? 449 00:31:36,620 --> 00:31:39,100 - Well? - It doesn't make any sense. 450 00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:42,260 - They'll split. - Stop being hysterical, be brave! 451 00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:45,180 This is if the thong doesn't work. 452 00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:50,180 It's so pretty! Gift stickers, right? 453 00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:54,860 I'll buy something at the airport for Artur. Cigars or whisky 454 00:31:55,620 --> 00:32:00,380 - and I'll stick this little heart. - These are pasties to dance stupid! 455 00:32:03,540 --> 00:32:06,140 No blue ones? I look better in blue. 456 00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:15,420 Sorry, I've got company. 457 00:32:20,660 --> 00:32:21,660 Professor? 458 00:32:23,860 --> 00:32:26,220 Klaudiusz Jedynak? Grade eight b! 459 00:32:26,620 --> 00:32:30,580 Professor, had I known, I would have brought flowers! 460 00:32:30,780 --> 00:32:33,580 - I'm a mammoth. - I did the mouse prank! 461 00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:37,540 - I'm touched. - I was so in love with you! 462 00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:41,100 Everyone loved Łucja, me the most! 463 00:32:41,820 --> 00:32:44,540 Alright, kid, tomorrow is teacher's day 464 00:32:44,660 --> 00:32:47,580 you'll have a date with the professor, goodbye! 465 00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:56,100 Korba, am I dreaming? Did you sleep with my student? 466 00:32:56,220 --> 00:32:58,140 With a kid, a kid! 467 00:32:58,300 --> 00:33:00,740 I taught him euglena, meiosis, paramecia. 468 00:33:00,860 --> 00:33:04,740 - He remembered the euglena. - A kid. 469 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:06,820 But he's just a kid! 470 00:33:07,140 --> 00:33:09,820 - What that kid can do! - Don't tell me! 471 00:33:10,140 --> 00:33:12,660 I can't hear you! Can't hear you. 472 00:33:18,780 --> 00:33:21,220 We once went to a zoo in Bali. 473 00:33:21,420 --> 00:33:23,660 - I know that story already! - Quiet! 474 00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:27,340 And there was a huge hanging bat. About... 475 00:33:28,260 --> 00:33:30,820 something about the size of a big cat. 476 00:33:31,220 --> 00:33:33,660 Upside down with an erection. 477 00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:36,820 - I'll get some fresh air. - Don't interrupt! 478 00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:38,100 Go on! 479 00:33:38,220 --> 00:33:42,620 And that bat, imagine this, was giving itself head... 480 00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:46,820 I thought I would drop dead! I didn't know where to look! 481 00:33:47,220 --> 00:33:49,660 - Wiseass. - It didn't feel embarrassed. 482 00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:52,260 I won't even ask... Did it come? 483 00:33:52,420 --> 00:33:53,420 Please! 484 00:33:53,820 --> 00:33:55,820 Not when I was there. 485 00:33:57,820 --> 00:34:00,780 The worst thing is that I have this huge 486 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:04,260 enormous, giant ass 487 00:34:07,540 --> 00:34:10,540 which is totally out of control. 488 00:34:11,620 --> 00:34:15,500 I have my motor behaviours, it has its own... 489 00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:19,180 For instance, when I walk down a corridor 490 00:34:19,380 --> 00:34:22,340 I feel it viciously dangling behind. 491 00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:27,300 You can generally kiss my ass. Each day even more. 492 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:32,140 And because of this I have to buy my dresses a size bigger. 493 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:37,220 That's nothing. I extract cellulite from air. 494 00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:41,420 My organism can catch fats 495 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:45,260 essential for the existence of cellulite just from air 496 00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:49,860 - and turn them into a fat lining. - But you're thin as a rake! 497 00:34:51,140 --> 00:34:55,540 No way, hun! I have cellulite everywhere except under my eyes. 498 00:34:57,740 --> 00:35:00,260 This is physically impossible... 499 00:35:00,420 --> 00:35:03,540 once again. To mistake a grandma for a wolf! 500 00:35:06,220 --> 00:35:09,740 That girl must have been either totally dumb 501 00:35:11,380 --> 00:35:15,580 or must have come from a very, very ugly-looking family... 502 00:35:18,820 --> 00:35:21,180 And if men are from Mars 503 00:35:22,740 --> 00:35:25,100 they should do back there. 504 00:35:29,180 --> 00:35:32,140 You know, since I'm with Artur I haven't farted! 505 00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:34,820 - Does he forbid you? - No, but... 506 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:38,540 There's no connection. We pass each other somehow. 507 00:35:38,660 --> 00:35:42,260 You're too tense! Too much calculation, no spontaneity! 508 00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:45,380 Being spontaneous is really important. 509 00:35:45,820 --> 00:35:47,700 Hey, when do you ovulate? 510 00:35:47,820 --> 00:35:51,180 In three days I'm flying to see Artur. 511 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:53,860 You are not! 512 00:35:54,180 --> 00:35:57,540 Korba! Hand me the laptop, we'll rebook it for today! 513 00:35:57,820 --> 00:36:00,580 She's right! Be spontaneous! 514 00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:05,220 A FEW HOURS LATER 515 00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:08,740 Gosia? 516 00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:14,740 I feel awfully stupid. I don't know what to say. 517 00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:16,180 Truth is best. 518 00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:20,540 My flat is being renovated and... 519 00:37:21,180 --> 00:37:26,420 Artur gave me the keys so I could take a shower... 520 00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:29,180 - You think I'm an idiot? - Really 521 00:37:29,380 --> 00:37:34,620 Artur gave me the keys in the summer... 522 00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:37,460 So I would water 523 00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:42,820 - his plants... - Water the plants... 524 00:37:43,100 --> 00:37:45,220 And he has my key... 525 00:37:45,380 --> 00:37:49,700 'Cause... 'Cause when I'm away he feeds my cats. 526 00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:52,220 Feeds your cats. 527 00:37:52,860 --> 00:37:55,260 Charming... And where is he now? 528 00:37:55,420 --> 00:37:57,580 Feeding the cats or in the shower? 529 00:37:58,180 --> 00:38:02,140 Gosia, no! He's in Strasbourg. 530 00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:07,620 In Strasbourg and he told me you'd be here in two days. 531 00:38:07,780 --> 00:38:09,420 Change of plans. 532 00:38:10,740 --> 00:38:12,660 Gosia, are you... 533 00:38:14,420 --> 00:38:16,580 - angry at me? - Should I be? 534 00:38:17,180 --> 00:38:20,460 - Gosia! Anything for you. - Istvan, please. 535 00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:21,660 But really. 536 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,580 I want to be alone... Just go! 537 00:38:28,620 --> 00:38:31,260 I'll catch a bus and I'm coming... 538 00:38:33,460 --> 00:38:36,620 What cab, auntie?! I don't have money for cabs! 539 00:38:37,740 --> 00:38:40,540 - Bye! Sorry. - I understand... 540 00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:43,820 - So what happened next? - Nothing. Amazing, huh? 541 00:38:44,180 --> 00:38:46,620 I wouldn't have believed it. 542 00:38:47,140 --> 00:38:50,580 I saw something like that not in Bali but in our zoo. 543 00:38:51,180 --> 00:38:53,820 - A bat, too? - No, no! A chimpanzee. 544 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:56,540 Oh, he's coming! 545 00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:02,460 Hi, darling! 546 00:39:02,620 --> 00:39:06,140 - Nice flowers! For your hard work? - They're Arletta's. 547 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:07,620 These are mine... 548 00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:11,380 I have to take a bus to the hospital. They'll be ruined! 549 00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:15,820 You'll miss the doctor! Marek will take you. Right, honey? 550 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:17,540 But what? 551 00:39:18,380 --> 00:39:20,420 Take Arletka, ok? 552 00:39:20,620 --> 00:39:24,220 That is, ok... A man's got to do... so get in. 553 00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:26,100 Thanks. Bye. 554 00:39:28,260 --> 00:39:29,460 Bye, darling. 555 00:39:35,180 --> 00:39:36,660 Happy teacher's day! 556 00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:50,740 Call me "auntie"! 557 00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:54,740 Hello, Artur! 558 00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:57,820 I don't give a damn about where you are! 559 00:39:58,140 --> 00:40:01,260 But me and my ovulation are waiting for you... 560 00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:04,660 You're waiting? For me? In Brussels? 561 00:40:05,220 --> 00:40:06,820 - Today? - Right now! 562 00:40:07,460 --> 00:40:10,620 I'm having this autumn's most important conference! 563 00:40:11,180 --> 00:40:13,260 "Preventing the Extinction of Europe." 564 00:40:13,420 --> 00:40:17,820 Tell them you're leaving for practical training. 565 00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:22,580 You have 15 minutes to get here! I don't give a fuck how. Bye. 566 00:40:24,580 --> 00:40:26,660 No more, you won't eat supper. 567 00:40:26,820 --> 00:40:28,220 - One. - No! 568 00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:29,580 One... 569 00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:31,660 Good evening, professor! 570 00:40:32,540 --> 00:40:34,820 Will you stalk me all day long? 571 00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:39,860 Actually I'm going to see Korba. We've got things to catch up on. 572 00:40:42,580 --> 00:40:45,620 - Who's that dumbbell, mum? - Oh, nobody. 573 00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:49,220 An old student of mine. 574 00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:52,580 What is he doing at Korba's? 575 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:55,620 She's giving him extra lessons. 576 00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:58,580 - What lessons? - French. 577 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:13,540 This is nothing... 578 00:41:14,420 --> 00:41:16,540 She screamed with that Latino. 579 00:41:17,420 --> 00:41:20,460 - Want some more cheese? - No, dad. Thanks. 580 00:41:20,780 --> 00:41:23,300 - It's very good cheese. - I know. 581 00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:26,540 - The best! - I know, dad, I know... 582 00:41:30,580 --> 00:41:35,300 Your mother had a meeting with me. She wants to move back in... 583 00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:39,660 You shouldn't agree. She doesn't have a heart. 584 00:41:42,380 --> 00:41:44,260 I know, sweetie... 585 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:49,460 I know. 586 00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:57,100 So, thanks! Bye! 587 00:42:04,660 --> 00:42:08,140 - My time too. - Arletka's cool, isn't she? 588 00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:11,780 - Who? - The girl you gave a lift today. 589 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:16,260 Well, I don't know. Kind of thin. 590 00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:18,700 Can't you stay today? 591 00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:22,700 With pleasure, hun, you know... But Błażej... 592 00:42:23,740 --> 00:42:24,820 Got to go. 593 00:42:33,780 --> 00:42:35,380 I don't know... 594 00:42:36,180 --> 00:42:38,220 It's all this stress! 595 00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:39,420 Sure. 596 00:42:40,180 --> 00:42:42,260 Sure... Stress... 597 00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:52,140 I care, too, you know! 598 00:42:55,580 --> 00:42:57,580 But this is not a lab! 599 00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:01,180 I... I need... 600 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,420 an atmosphere. 601 00:43:06,820 --> 00:43:09,740 - What do you need? - Atmosphere! 602 00:43:12,580 --> 00:43:14,380 What the hell is this? 603 00:43:14,580 --> 00:43:19,220 Champagne, strawberries, incense, candles... 604 00:43:19,820 --> 00:43:22,580 I've got fucking g-strings up my ass! 605 00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:27,260 - Not that kind of atmosphere. - I know! 606 00:43:27,780 --> 00:43:30,500 But I won't get myself an extra dick! 607 00:43:40,180 --> 00:43:43,420 WARSAW 608 00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:07,140 Plonk! 609 00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:09,420 I know how you feel... 610 00:44:09,820 --> 00:44:11,460 I feel the same. 611 00:44:12,620 --> 00:44:16,500 Only moments are important in life and this moment is ours. 612 00:44:18,260 --> 00:44:21,780 I'll shag your pussy so hard, your brains will come out. 613 00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:29,580 Leave the pussies alone. They have weak lungs. 614 00:44:31,140 --> 00:44:35,220 - And how are your lungs? - Everything's very fine with me. 615 00:44:36,180 --> 00:44:38,420 And some things are even better. 616 00:44:38,900 --> 00:44:42,220 - What about genes? - Huge. 617 00:44:43,620 --> 00:44:45,540 Firm and ruthless... 618 00:44:46,380 --> 00:44:49,220 That's what they all say. 619 00:44:51,380 --> 00:44:52,380 I'll risk it. 620 00:44:52,580 --> 00:44:55,260 But you need to get me pregnant. 621 00:44:56,660 --> 00:44:59,140 - But-not pregnant? - Yes, pregnant! 622 00:44:59,580 --> 00:45:03,180 The procedure is the same, the finishing line is different. 623 00:45:04,220 --> 00:45:07,420 But, like... straight away? No foreplay? 624 00:45:07,540 --> 00:45:09,780 No time, my ovulation ends soon! 625 00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:20,900 It's some kind of a programme, right? Candid camera? 626 00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:24,620 Where are the cameras? 627 00:45:28,340 --> 00:45:30,820 Me and my beaver are in under. 628 00:45:31,220 --> 00:45:35,140 One condition: right here right now. 629 00:45:36,260 --> 00:45:39,740 We enter the spaceship and land at your place. 630 00:45:39,860 --> 00:45:44,820 Well, not my place, because I live with my disabled brother. 631 00:45:45,180 --> 00:45:48,540 What is he suffering from? If it's mental, then no. 632 00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:53,100 That's genetic. I don't want a murderer or politician! 633 00:45:53,300 --> 00:45:55,660 No, it's ok... A mere old paralytic! 634 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:58,820 Quite handsome for a disabled guy... 635 00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:08,140 It was Marek! 636 00:46:08,260 --> 00:46:11,580 I was a bit drunk, tired, pissed even... 637 00:46:11,780 --> 00:46:15,140 - I know Marek. - Pissed? Because of the g-strings! 638 00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:18,380 I knew Monia had overdone it! 639 00:46:18,620 --> 00:46:19,860 You hear me?! 640 00:46:20,180 --> 00:46:23,660 The guy says he lives with his disabled brother! 641 00:46:24,260 --> 00:46:27,220 Where do we know that from? I saw his photo! 642 00:46:27,380 --> 00:46:30,580 Damn me if that wasn't Marek! There, he looked like this. 643 00:46:30,780 --> 00:46:34,260 - Its not Marek. - You think I can't recognize him? 644 00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:36,780 Even if he does this? 645 00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:40,620 Wait 646 00:46:41,580 --> 00:46:43,900 wait... It just occurred to me. 647 00:46:50,820 --> 00:46:52,140 It's him! 648 00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:55,700 No way! I'm telling you, you got it all mixed up! 649 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:58,660 This is Błażej, Marek's brother! 650 00:46:58,820 --> 00:47:01,460 No, honey. It's that guy from the bar. 651 00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:07,260 Believe me, he wasn't sitting in a wheelchair. 652 00:47:12,420 --> 00:47:14,660 It's all true! I saw it myself. 653 00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:18,460 You saw it and didn't tell me? Fuck! 654 00:47:19,460 --> 00:47:21,420 I'm so alone with this! 655 00:47:21,580 --> 00:47:25,100 We're such idiots. I even felt sorry for that S.O.B.! 656 00:47:25,660 --> 00:47:26,900 You knew, too?! 657 00:47:27,180 --> 00:47:30,380 I had no idea he had such an impatient dick! 658 00:47:30,580 --> 00:47:33,260 I can get you a new guy in 2 days! 659 00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:37,260 Good idea! Cut the old one into pieces and trash them! 660 00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:41,220 This disabled brother story isn't for just Lucy! 661 00:47:41,660 --> 00:47:44,780 - What? - There are more idiots like you. 662 00:47:46,420 --> 00:47:49,300 - Do you want to kill her? - Me? Rather him! 663 00:47:50,380 --> 00:47:53,820 Don't worry. We'll get him! There must proof in his place. 664 00:47:54,220 --> 00:47:56,900 - How do you know? - Murders leave traces! 665 00:47:57,580 --> 00:48:01,580 - We have to copy his keys. - He never leaves his keys. 666 00:48:01,740 --> 00:48:05,420 - Call him and tell him to come! - Sure, and tell him what? 667 00:48:05,580 --> 00:48:07,220 You'll say... not. 668 00:48:07,380 --> 00:48:09,900 Tell him you're hearing voices from the loo. 669 00:48:10,380 --> 00:48:12,340 Korba, you're totally nuts! 670 00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:15,660 I swear, 2 years ago my pipe started resonating. 671 00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:19,260 It got Radio Maryja. A voice said "Repent of your sins". 672 00:48:40,540 --> 00:48:42,420 - Hey. - Hey, honey. 673 00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:46,420 - Your toilet's talking? - Could you check it? 674 00:48:46,580 --> 00:48:49,140 I flooded my neighbours once. A drink? 675 00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:53,140 No time! I'll have a quick look! To your neighbour's. 676 00:48:53,540 --> 00:48:54,580 But wait! 677 00:49:00,580 --> 00:49:03,580 - Dywanik. - Divan maker? I've got a bed. 678 00:49:04,260 --> 00:49:07,300 - Marek Dywanik! - Oh, sorry. Wojtek Rawski. 679 00:49:08,780 --> 00:49:11,780 - How's your loo? - What do you mean? 680 00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:15,420 Anything coming out of it? Voices? 681 00:49:16,780 --> 00:49:20,380 - Grobik Łucja, hello. - Wojtek Rawski, nice to meet you. 682 00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:23,820 No, no, it's nothing. My pipe is resonating... 683 00:49:25,180 --> 00:49:29,620 - I hope I didn't flood you, did I? - No, no, no. Not even a drop... 684 00:49:30,660 --> 00:49:33,220 Thank God! We won't disturb anymore! 685 00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:34,700 Goodbye. 686 00:49:38,540 --> 00:49:41,300 Ok. Show me the loo and I'm off! 687 00:49:41,540 --> 00:49:43,660 - Maybe a drink? - I'm in a hurry! 688 00:49:43,820 --> 00:49:45,380 Well, cheers then! 689 00:49:46,820 --> 00:49:50,220 - Are you out of your mind? - It's just a shirt! 690 00:49:50,380 --> 00:49:54,660 Just a shirt? I look like... fuck! I need to wash it out quickly! 691 00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:12,900 And now it won't come off! 692 00:50:13,860 --> 00:50:16,580 - Why so many glasses? - Laydees... 693 00:50:16,740 --> 00:50:20,460 You've been drinking since morning? Fuck, I'll be late. 694 00:50:20,620 --> 00:50:24,100 - With whom? - The minister! I'll look like scum! 695 00:50:24,220 --> 00:50:27,260 I don't get it. I don't know? I only did this... 696 00:50:27,540 --> 00:50:30,180 Fucking shit! Are you crazy? 697 00:50:30,380 --> 00:50:34,300 I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! Its all due to global warming! 698 00:50:34,460 --> 00:50:37,220 Due to what? What's got into you today? 699 00:50:37,380 --> 00:50:39,660 Get it off quickly, I'll wash it. 700 00:50:39,820 --> 00:50:42,420 - Yeah, I'm getting it off. - Sit down. 701 00:50:43,340 --> 00:50:47,380 Look what I found under Szymek's bed! God, kids grow fast! 702 00:50:51,820 --> 00:50:53,740 - Here. - Thanks. 703 00:51:03,220 --> 00:51:04,260 Done? 704 00:51:05,180 --> 00:51:07,500 Salt! I forgot about salt! 705 00:51:07,620 --> 00:51:09,620 It comes off best with salt. 706 00:51:47,820 --> 00:51:49,220 Fuck! 707 00:52:00,300 --> 00:52:01,820 Are you finishing? 708 00:52:04,180 --> 00:52:05,620 Just a moment! 709 00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:08,820 - Well, fight! - It's barely coming off. 710 00:52:10,660 --> 00:52:13,580 Hi, love. We're having a little mess here... 711 00:52:14,180 --> 00:52:18,340 No, I'm at the education office. Yeah... I'm doing what I can. 712 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:24,820 It's the kid! The kid's calling! 713 00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:30,540 You're crazy? We almost got caught! 714 00:52:31,220 --> 00:52:32,860 Yeah, I'll be Cubaaa 715 00:52:33,180 --> 00:52:37,860 and my fidello will sort out your naughty havana. 716 00:52:38,380 --> 00:52:41,380 The locksmith's gone! Whoring around town! 717 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:43,580 Keep him inside for a while. 718 00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:47,220 - She doesn't know how. - Move your ass! 719 00:52:47,380 --> 00:52:49,420 Study chapter 1 of Kamasutra! 720 00:52:55,820 --> 00:52:59,260 I don't know what you're doing but I'm out of here! 721 00:53:02,820 --> 00:53:04,380 In a tracksuit? 722 00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:06,820 No kidding! 723 00:53:07,820 --> 00:53:10,460 Give me my keys! I left them in my pants! 724 00:53:14,580 --> 00:53:18,180 - Ok, I'll get them myself! - Oh, yes! Yes... Get... 725 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:25,580 Woman, I told you I don't have time. 726 00:53:25,780 --> 00:53:29,700 Not even a minute? Not a quick second for your Samanta? 727 00:53:31,820 --> 00:53:35,180 - Lus'ka, what have you been taking?! - For Samanta 728 00:53:37,260 --> 00:53:40,180 a very, very bad cowgirl... 729 00:53:40,900 --> 00:53:42,100 Luśka! 730 00:54:09,900 --> 00:54:13,900 It was open. I knocked, but... No, not as loud as you, I guess... 731 00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:17,700 And we got that cream you said you needed at once... 732 00:54:17,820 --> 00:54:21,420 - The important one! - Ok... Great! I'm glad! 733 00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:25,420 Leave it in the toi-let! And... Turn off the water! 734 00:54:39,700 --> 00:54:41,540 Is the coast clear? 735 00:54:47,820 --> 00:54:50,860 Yes, minister, sir... 736 00:54:51,740 --> 00:54:54,180 Everything according to plan. 737 00:54:55,620 --> 00:54:58,820 I'm sending my regards, too... Talk to you soon. 738 00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:03,580 Excuse me, deputy minister, where did we stop? 739 00:55:04,180 --> 00:55:06,420 That you'll fuck my brains out? 740 00:55:06,860 --> 00:55:09,540 More or less... Let's go to my place. 741 00:55:10,180 --> 00:55:11,340 Your brother? 742 00:55:12,380 --> 00:55:13,860 My brother? 743 00:55:15,140 --> 00:55:16,780 He's having treatments. 744 00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:21,180 Oh you're quick. 745 00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:25,100 Ok... 746 00:55:27,820 --> 00:55:29,620 I'll show you something. 747 00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:32,300 Tell me what it is. 748 00:55:33,740 --> 00:55:34,900 You see... 749 00:55:37,820 --> 00:55:39,620 It's not that simple. 750 00:55:45,420 --> 00:55:46,580 Come in. 751 00:56:07,580 --> 00:56:10,500 - There's nothing here. - Give me 15 minutes. 752 00:56:10,620 --> 00:56:12,220 That S.O.B. hid it. 753 00:56:17,820 --> 00:56:22,340 Well, well, well... I didn't know you liked diving. 754 00:56:22,580 --> 00:56:24,580 I like to dip sometimes. 755 00:56:27,540 --> 00:56:28,820 Deep? 756 00:56:29,900 --> 00:56:32,180 It depends with whom. 757 00:56:32,820 --> 00:56:35,340 - Would you like some tea? - No. 758 00:56:38,420 --> 00:56:40,260 Then I'll make you some. 759 00:56:50,700 --> 00:56:51,780 Bingo! 760 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:53,580 What? 761 00:56:58,860 --> 00:57:02,580 No, no way, you don't think that... 762 00:57:02,900 --> 00:57:06,180 - There's nothing in there. - Did he ever tape you? 763 00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:09,260 - No way! Are you mad?! - Lucy! 764 00:57:10,660 --> 00:57:12,460 Ok! Once! 765 00:57:19,220 --> 00:57:20,780 But only once! 766 00:57:28,580 --> 00:57:30,380 Did you want to show me... 767 00:57:33,860 --> 00:57:35,140 bats? 768 00:57:36,140 --> 00:57:40,700 You know what bats can do? Especially the ones from Bali. 769 00:57:42,820 --> 00:57:43,900 Balls? 770 00:57:44,620 --> 00:57:47,420 - No, from Bali. - The islands? 771 00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:50,820 Not only do they have huge really huge dongs... 772 00:57:51,220 --> 00:57:53,780 they can give themselves blow jobs. 773 00:57:56,700 --> 00:57:59,700 - What can they do? - Well, themselves... 774 00:58:00,820 --> 00:58:02,540 You know, themselves. 775 00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:05,860 They give themselves head! 776 00:58:08,900 --> 00:58:11,340 The kind of partner I'm looking for. 777 00:58:12,660 --> 00:58:13,820 Itself. 778 00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:18,540 Jesus, my brother, I need to pick him up. 779 00:58:18,660 --> 00:58:21,820 Błażej... but Błażej! Błażej! 780 00:58:24,460 --> 00:58:27,380 - 12 tapes and nothing. - Don't give up. 781 00:58:29,740 --> 00:58:31,380 Gośka. Right? 782 00:58:31,580 --> 00:58:34,380 I think I was too hard on him, he ran away! 783 00:58:35,380 --> 00:58:38,380 - Błażej is coming! - Just this last one. 784 00:58:38,700 --> 00:58:41,820 - "Little Red Riding Hood"! - I swear, last one! 785 00:58:43,700 --> 00:58:44,780 Voila! 786 00:58:55,540 --> 00:58:57,660 Coffee, like you wanted. 787 00:58:58,780 --> 00:59:00,420 We're not 788 00:59:01,820 --> 00:59:04,700 sitting here to have coffee 789 00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:07,460 are we? 790 00:59:11,420 --> 00:59:14,420 So what is it, cutie? 791 00:59:15,100 --> 00:59:16,460 Well... 792 00:59:16,740 --> 00:59:19,620 It's about that thing at Łucja's place. 793 00:59:19,820 --> 00:59:22,420 I know, I know... Not bad, eh. 794 00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:24,420 You liked it. 795 00:59:25,260 --> 00:59:26,700 Very impressive... 796 00:59:27,660 --> 00:59:30,420 Impressive will be our next encounter. 797 00:59:32,140 --> 00:59:35,780 Anaerobic descent into the Marianas Trench of pleasure... 798 00:59:38,180 --> 00:59:41,580 - I see you like to play rough. - You have no idea how! 799 00:59:45,820 --> 00:59:47,260 You'll kill me! 800 00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:50,900 You pathological seeder of sperm! 801 00:59:52,900 --> 00:59:56,180 - Oh, holy fucking shit! - It's your kitchen. 802 00:59:56,420 --> 00:59:58,860 - That gal from the New Year's. - Arletta. 803 01:00:03,140 --> 01:00:05,900 I got his phone, but he got away! Leave fast! 804 01:00:06,220 --> 01:00:08,180 Ok! Got to run! 805 01:00:08,660 --> 01:00:12,420 I'm not going anywhere! I'll wait and kill the bastard! 806 01:00:13,180 --> 01:00:14,220 Personally! 807 01:00:14,380 --> 01:00:17,900 The Laydees' revenge is best served cold! 808 01:00:22,620 --> 01:00:23,700 Good morning. 809 01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:27,500 I'm calling from curator Marek Dywanik's office. 810 01:00:28,140 --> 01:00:29,860 Right, right, your son's! 811 01:00:31,260 --> 01:00:35,300 I'm sorry. I'm calling from the cleaner's! Wrong number. 812 01:00:35,860 --> 01:00:37,180 He's got a mother! 813 01:00:41,140 --> 01:00:42,740 There's another one. 814 01:00:46,140 --> 01:00:47,860 Good morning, miss... 815 01:00:49,380 --> 01:00:53,100 Miss Mariolka? I am Marek Dywanik's friend... 816 01:00:53,340 --> 01:00:55,580 Did you sleep with him? 817 01:00:56,140 --> 01:00:58,220 No, no, this is not a joke! 818 01:00:58,380 --> 01:01:02,140 Marek Dywanik slept with 7 other women at the same time. 819 01:01:02,260 --> 01:01:05,860 I have tapes you may want to watch. Thank you very much. 820 01:01:08,820 --> 01:01:11,220 Welcome. Please come. 821 01:01:14,620 --> 01:01:18,820 - Please, Łucja. - No. Arletka first. It's her day. 822 01:01:19,180 --> 01:01:21,900 - Alright, come. - So maybe I'll... 823 01:01:22,820 --> 01:01:24,900 - Please. - Thank you. 824 01:01:25,300 --> 01:01:28,140 I assume you've already met Mister Dywanik. 825 01:01:28,740 --> 01:01:31,420 Yes, yes, I've had the pleasure. 826 01:01:32,460 --> 01:01:35,420 I hope that you'll be able to accurately judge 827 01:01:35,660 --> 01:01:38,500 the professional skills of Miss Arletta. 828 01:01:40,820 --> 01:01:42,180 Oh, that? 829 01:01:42,860 --> 01:01:46,580 My brother fell off his wheelchair and I tried to lift him. 830 01:01:47,860 --> 01:01:49,820 - It's nothing. - Don't be nervous! 831 01:01:50,180 --> 01:01:53,820 Mr. Dywanik is not a monster and he will certainly 832 01:01:54,220 --> 01:01:56,580 give you high marks, right Łucja? 833 01:01:58,100 --> 01:02:00,140 Yes, yes, beyond doubt... 834 01:02:00,580 --> 01:02:05,180 I'm worried about our equipment, it's a miracle we got this material. 835 01:02:05,580 --> 01:02:07,580 We have faith in you! 836 01:02:07,820 --> 01:02:12,180 Łucja will also keep her fingers crossed, right? 837 01:02:14,580 --> 01:02:17,220 Hello. I'm calling you from... 838 01:02:17,380 --> 01:02:19,900 The venereal diseases ward. 839 01:02:25,140 --> 01:02:26,860 God bless you! 840 01:02:30,460 --> 01:02:32,420 Maybe I'll hold this. 841 01:02:41,740 --> 01:02:43,260 That's a bummer. 842 01:02:44,580 --> 01:02:46,140 It's glue! 843 01:02:46,820 --> 01:02:50,460 God, there is truly no sanctity left, Father Director! 844 01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:55,300 Lately the history teacher and now in the office? It's the end of the world. 845 01:02:55,420 --> 01:02:57,620 Now what?! What about my class?! 846 01:02:58,100 --> 01:03:01,700 It's fucked! That is... if the principal... 847 01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:06,180 I've been preparing for so long. How will he judge me now? 848 01:03:06,460 --> 01:03:09,900 - I'll think of something. - Oh, yes, most certainly! 849 01:03:10,180 --> 01:03:13,740 All that for nothing! The material, the film, everything! 850 01:03:14,100 --> 01:03:16,420 We'll manage, Miss Arletka! 851 01:03:16,580 --> 01:03:19,180 Łucja can substitute for you this lesson. 852 01:03:19,340 --> 01:03:21,420 Me? Well, I don't know... 853 01:03:21,620 --> 01:03:25,380 Final decision, and you, Miss Arletta, calm down. 854 01:03:25,540 --> 01:03:28,620 You'll get permission another time, right? 855 01:03:29,460 --> 01:03:32,460 Today I'm substituting for your professor, who... 856 01:03:32,740 --> 01:03:36,220 has problems keeping an eye on what is glued to her bum. 857 01:03:36,380 --> 01:03:39,300 Not for the first time, actually... Ok. 858 01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:43,500 The subject of this lesson is: "Faith in the Animal Kingdom". 859 01:03:43,660 --> 01:03:45,500 Maybe you, Kozłowski. 860 01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:49,580 Which animals form couples for their entire lives? 861 01:03:49,780 --> 01:03:53,420 In contrast to some of the education department staff. 862 01:03:53,820 --> 01:03:56,220 - Elephants. - Well done! 863 01:03:56,380 --> 01:04:00,580 When an elephant dies, her partner mourns for her. What other animals? 864 01:04:01,220 --> 01:04:04,180 If no one knows, I'll tell you. 865 01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:07,580 The second commonly known species is the swan. 866 01:04:08,100 --> 01:04:10,180 Basically, all animals 867 01:04:10,740 --> 01:04:14,580 having the least sense of decency 868 01:04:15,900 --> 01:04:19,180 form couples and stay faithful to each other! 869 01:04:19,780 --> 01:04:21,580 Lobsters, for instance! 870 01:04:22,180 --> 01:04:26,700 Old lobsters walk around the sea bed holding their pincers! 871 01:04:27,540 --> 01:04:29,700 They don't worry that some peep. 872 01:04:31,180 --> 01:04:33,180 Excuse me, but that is unfair! 873 01:04:33,420 --> 01:04:36,180 Pipa pipa! Write that down. 874 01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:37,780 Pipa pipa! 875 01:04:38,820 --> 01:04:43,100 Write "pipa pipa" down when your professor says so. 876 01:04:44,660 --> 01:04:47,100 Toad from the pipidae family. 877 01:04:47,700 --> 01:04:50,820 Known for its interesting form of reproduction. 878 01:04:51,180 --> 01:04:54,900 Pipa pipa when spawning makes a somersault! 879 01:04:55,580 --> 01:04:59,420 And now a film about it, prepared by Miss Arletka. 880 01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:19,380 Switch it off. 881 01:05:24,580 --> 01:05:27,100 Sorry, this can't be the right film! 882 01:05:27,780 --> 01:05:30,580 You saw that I got it from Arletta! 883 01:05:31,580 --> 01:05:33,420 Thank you very much! 884 01:05:38,260 --> 01:05:41,380 Lucky you prick that I didn't show the holiday film! 885 01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:44,860 When you were dressed as Santa and she as a snowflake. 886 01:06:10,620 --> 01:06:11,860 Come, come... 887 01:06:12,900 --> 01:06:16,220 We'll go to my place, everything will be alright. 888 01:06:21,380 --> 01:06:22,460 Fuck! 889 01:06:23,820 --> 01:06:26,820 What's going on?! A tsunami?! 890 01:06:27,180 --> 01:06:31,340 Yeah, that brother of yours can go completely nuts. 891 01:06:44,900 --> 01:06:47,420 We were waiting for you, Mareczek. 892 01:06:52,780 --> 01:06:54,140 Hi, girls. 893 01:06:54,620 --> 01:06:57,820 Revenge on Marek proved to be short-term pleasure. 894 01:06:58,140 --> 01:07:01,220 Soon Łucja plunged into despair for months. 895 01:07:01,420 --> 01:07:05,260 Her job became a constant ordeal and she wanted to quit it. 896 01:07:05,540 --> 01:07:08,380 Only Szymek was happy with Marek's absence; 897 01:07:08,500 --> 01:07:13,140 his fatherfigure was played by his neighbour from below, Wojtek. 898 01:07:15,260 --> 01:07:18,460 Living with her mother was a nightmare for Monia. 899 01:07:18,620 --> 01:07:23,420 She never felt so unattractive. She forced Tomek to quit smoking 900 01:07:23,580 --> 01:07:26,620 buying him nicotine patches as a Christmas gift. 901 01:07:26,780 --> 01:07:29,860 She also swore she would finally fix her breasts 902 01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:32,740 to be larger than those which had fed her. 903 01:07:33,740 --> 01:07:35,700 Artur never called. 904 01:07:36,140 --> 01:07:40,860 Instead, Istvan did on Christmas Eve, wishing Gos'ka luck in love. 905 01:07:41,300 --> 01:07:44,460 She thanked politely, although it wasn't easy 906 01:07:44,580 --> 01:07:47,820 knowing your husband preferred Christmas with 907 01:07:48,100 --> 01:07:50,180 a hairy-assed Portuguese. 908 01:07:51,460 --> 01:07:55,780 Korba's men-hunting intensified, but together with each new prize 909 01:07:56,100 --> 01:08:01,700 her loneliness increased. She cried the entire Christmas 910 01:08:01,820 --> 01:08:04,860 blaming herself for not being strong enough. 911 01:08:05,220 --> 01:08:08,420 The night leading from December 31st to 1st January 912 01:08:08,580 --> 01:08:12,180 called New Year's Eve by everyone except the Laydees 913 01:08:12,340 --> 01:08:17,180 they spent in a terrible mood. The winter seemed to have no end. 914 01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:19,820 And then, like a jack-in-the-box 915 01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:23,780 Valentine's Day suddenly popped out of the calendar. 916 01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:26,100 14 FEBRUARY Valentine's Day 917 01:08:49,180 --> 01:08:51,260 "The World of Insects." 918 01:08:52,580 --> 01:08:55,580 Tybingowski! What insects were recently? 919 01:08:56,420 --> 01:09:00,300 - Eeeh... well... bugs... which... - Me... May I, miss? 920 01:09:00,540 --> 01:09:03,340 - If you must. - The last lesson professor 921 01:09:03,460 --> 01:09:06,100 showed us African butterflies 922 01:09:07,140 --> 01:09:08,580 Cera condon... 923 01:09:09,340 --> 01:09:11,580 Acraea encedon, Rzepecka! Encedon! 924 01:09:11,700 --> 01:09:13,460 ...and we learned that 925 01:09:13,580 --> 01:09:16,820 over ninety per cent of this species are females. 926 01:09:17,340 --> 01:09:20,820 Because... Because... I don't remember... 927 01:09:21,620 --> 01:09:25,500 Because the males were eaten away by bacteria, yes? 928 01:09:25,740 --> 01:09:28,260 That's why they run after any male. 929 01:09:28,420 --> 01:09:31,820 The wisdom of the species and despair of surviving! 930 01:09:33,740 --> 01:09:37,140 - Professor said it! - It's stupidity not wisdom. 931 01:09:37,540 --> 01:09:40,220 Butterflies have such little brains. 932 01:09:40,420 --> 01:09:44,260 Bigger creatures behave equally stupid. Next subject: 933 01:09:44,820 --> 01:09:49,700 "The reason for nailing some bugs' heads!" 934 01:09:52,380 --> 01:09:56,460 Łucja, enough. Teaching children about the genitals of butterflies. 935 01:09:56,580 --> 01:09:59,420 Moths, Father, Olceclostera seraphica. 936 01:09:59,580 --> 01:10:03,660 Genitals on which you can play serenades for their beloved? Enough! 937 01:10:03,860 --> 01:10:06,780 I agree, some males definitely overdo it. 938 01:10:07,220 --> 01:10:10,580 How to get through to you, Łucja? I know times are tough. 939 01:10:10,700 --> 01:10:14,300 I understand, I'm human, too. But the patron of our school! 940 01:10:14,420 --> 01:10:16,900 St. Bobola, we have an obligation. 941 01:10:17,180 --> 01:10:21,100 The intangible is most important, Łucja! 942 01:10:21,220 --> 01:10:23,340 I couldn't agree more, father. 943 01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:26,620 My intangibles are at least two sizes too small! 944 01:10:26,820 --> 01:10:30,500 I'm talking about moral intangibles! And stop annoying me! 945 01:10:30,620 --> 01:10:35,700 You are the only biologist, I couldn't fire if even I wanted. 946 01:10:36,100 --> 01:10:37,300 I will try... 947 01:10:58,900 --> 01:11:02,420 Let us hurry to love people, They depart so quickly. 948 01:11:06,580 --> 01:11:08,820 - It's your handwriting! - Mine. 949 01:11:10,660 --> 01:11:13,300 Are you emotionally dysfunctional? 950 01:11:13,540 --> 01:11:15,740 For everybody on "Valentine's Day"? 951 01:11:16,140 --> 01:11:18,500 - Only to you. - Only me? 952 01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:23,900 - I haven't heard that song before. - I just wanted to cheer you up. 953 01:11:24,300 --> 01:11:26,300 "Hurry to love people, they depart so quickly"? 954 01:11:26,580 --> 01:11:30,140 - The poem suits you. - Suits me?! You're completely mad! 955 01:11:31,580 --> 01:11:34,500 - You're so lonely, I wanted... - Rubbish! 956 01:11:35,780 --> 01:11:37,780 Start taking some pills. 957 01:11:39,540 --> 01:11:42,700 You chose some fairly big implants, Miss Monika 958 01:11:42,820 --> 01:11:45,620 so a nipple cut is out of the question. 959 01:11:45,780 --> 01:11:48,700 We'll do it here... in the armpit... 960 01:11:48,820 --> 01:11:52,140 - I'll be frozen? - General anaesthesia. 961 01:11:52,860 --> 01:11:57,180 General? I read in "Biba!" Pamela Anderson needed 20 minutes for this. 962 01:11:58,260 --> 01:12:02,100 Miss Monika, this is surgery and quite a serious one... 963 01:12:02,220 --> 01:12:05,420 Later you'll spend a few days in the clinic until 964 01:12:05,580 --> 01:12:08,860 the swelling goes down and there's no infection. 965 01:12:09,260 --> 01:12:12,420 Then the sharp post-surgery pain should also subside. 966 01:12:12,860 --> 01:12:16,100 - How sharp? - Let's not think about this now. 967 01:12:16,220 --> 01:12:19,260 We will also see whether the stitches are not splitting 968 01:12:19,420 --> 01:12:21,420 or whether the implants move. 969 01:12:21,580 --> 01:12:25,580 Fortunately keloids, breast milk and lack of feeling in the nipples 970 01:12:25,820 --> 01:12:27,900 or scars are much rarer! 971 01:12:28,580 --> 01:12:31,740 And the stitches will be gone after about a year! 972 01:12:33,700 --> 01:12:36,340 I'll have to think about this. 973 01:12:38,420 --> 01:12:39,620 I'll call you! 974 01:12:48,620 --> 01:12:50,580 - Sorry. - What's up, darling? 975 01:12:50,860 --> 01:12:53,580 I need Erwin for this page. 976 01:12:55,180 --> 01:12:56,820 Three minutes, honey... 977 01:13:04,260 --> 01:13:05,740 How can I help you? 978 01:13:06,860 --> 01:13:09,740 Help me? Rather thank me? 979 01:13:10,380 --> 01:13:11,540 But for what? 980 01:13:12,700 --> 01:13:15,580 For getting you out of her killer claws. 981 01:13:18,900 --> 01:13:22,140 It's my little gift for Valentine's Day. 982 01:13:25,420 --> 01:13:27,780 - What's wrong? - I'm connecting it. 983 01:13:28,180 --> 01:13:30,580 - Monthly reports? - They're printing. 984 01:13:30,780 --> 01:13:32,220 And the flowers? 985 01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:36,460 How about we go for coffee? 986 01:13:38,100 --> 01:13:41,180 I heard it hurts so much, you can't wipe your ass! 987 01:13:41,300 --> 01:13:44,780 Monia, I'm in the middle of a fire in the whorehouse, later! 988 01:13:48,580 --> 01:13:50,620 Pretty, no red or white ones? 989 01:13:52,820 --> 01:13:54,340 What are you doing? 990 01:13:55,380 --> 01:13:58,140 - I came to see you, Gosia. - I can see that. 991 01:13:58,460 --> 01:14:01,700 - Straight from Amsterdam. - Something happened? 992 01:14:02,460 --> 01:14:04,300 Oh, definitely, Gosia... 993 01:14:05,420 --> 01:14:08,460 I love you! I've always loved you! 994 01:14:10,220 --> 01:14:12,780 - Marry me! - Istvan! I have a husband! 995 01:14:12,900 --> 01:14:17,340 - He doesn't love you like I do... - Istvan, you're embarrassing me! 996 01:14:17,580 --> 01:14:20,180 I won't leave until you say "yes"! 997 01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:25,260 Istvan, I work here, so get up and leave, because I... 998 01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:28,820 Get up! Good morning. 999 01:14:30,180 --> 01:14:32,580 And this is... minister, sir... 1000 01:14:34,420 --> 01:14:37,260 the representative of Hungarian farmers. 1001 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:41,260 He is asking about the possibility of co-operation... 1002 01:14:50,700 --> 01:14:54,180 - I love you, my dear wife! - I know. 1003 01:15:02,180 --> 01:15:04,300 - I'll love you forever. - I know. 1004 01:15:06,820 --> 01:15:08,860 - What's going on? - Nothing. 1005 01:15:10,780 --> 01:15:12,580 I want to make love... 1006 01:15:31,580 --> 01:15:34,580 Stop! You're heavenly! 1007 01:15:36,820 --> 01:15:39,300 Water from Licheń is heavenly... 1008 01:15:47,860 --> 01:15:49,260 Hi, Lucy! 1009 01:15:51,420 --> 01:15:52,820 No, she's not here. 1010 01:15:54,220 --> 01:15:55,740 Ok, I'll tell her. 1011 01:15:57,820 --> 01:15:59,220 Bye bye. 1012 01:16:03,740 --> 01:16:06,660 - What is this? - Flowers. 1013 01:16:07,580 --> 01:16:10,580 - They're not chips, what for? - For your mother. 1014 01:16:10,820 --> 01:16:14,900 Are you crazy? Flowers for my Mom on Valentine's Day? 1015 01:16:15,700 --> 01:16:18,660 She's living with us. You know, I thought... 1016 01:16:19,380 --> 01:16:23,340 - It's not polite, is it? - My flowers out of politeness, too? 1017 01:16:24,220 --> 01:16:26,860 Why not buy the whole street flowers! 1018 01:16:27,660 --> 01:16:30,580 - Darling... - Give her flowers and marry her! 1019 01:16:31,180 --> 01:16:34,580 Mother and daughter in one! It so fucking Roman! 1020 01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:48,500 Since you've managed to get me out of the killer claws, maybe... 1021 01:16:48,820 --> 01:16:51,460 - Maybe? - Can I invite you somewhere? 1022 01:16:51,700 --> 01:16:52,780 Somewhere? 1023 01:16:54,220 --> 01:16:55,820 For a cream puff... 1024 01:16:58,540 --> 01:17:01,420 - or jelly... - Jelly is made of hoofs. 1025 01:17:02,700 --> 01:17:04,460 Ok... I get it... 1026 01:17:06,820 --> 01:17:08,140 Vodka. 1027 01:17:09,220 --> 01:17:11,860 Take me for a vodka, Edgar! 1028 01:17:14,140 --> 01:17:16,620 - Erwin. - Whatever. 1029 01:17:21,660 --> 01:17:25,140 - Korba is over there. - I'm coming to see you. 1030 01:17:25,420 --> 01:17:26,420 To me? 1031 01:17:27,820 --> 01:17:29,220 It's for you. 1032 01:17:29,660 --> 01:17:32,580 Jesus, what is it? 1033 01:17:33,100 --> 01:17:35,500 - A horse's heart... - But what for? 1034 01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:39,860 I thought you wouldn't want mine so it's the biggest I could find! 1035 01:17:41,660 --> 01:17:43,180 I love you! 1036 01:18:28,740 --> 01:18:31,180 I always wanted him to look at this. 1037 01:18:31,820 --> 01:18:33,740 I must be crazy! 1038 01:18:34,780 --> 01:18:36,860 I have gone crazy for sure! 1039 01:18:42,900 --> 01:18:44,900 Come in, honey, come in. 1040 01:18:45,420 --> 01:18:48,540 - For you dad on Valentine's Day. - I'm so happy. 1041 01:18:48,700 --> 01:18:51,780 It's such a nice custom this Valentine's Day... 1042 01:18:53,780 --> 01:18:56,380 And look who's come to visit me! 1043 01:18:59,420 --> 01:19:02,140 Hi, sweetie... You want a cookie? 1044 01:19:03,300 --> 01:19:05,620 Mum got me some beautiful flowers. 1045 01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:22,220 You smoke at school, Miss Łucja? 1046 01:19:22,620 --> 01:19:25,660 Well, Klaudiusz Jedynak. How are you, young lad? 1047 01:19:25,820 --> 01:19:29,180 - Visiting the old stomping ground? - It's not that old. 1048 01:19:30,100 --> 01:19:35,180 - Are you studying anything? - Yes, International Relations. 1049 01:19:38,580 --> 01:19:40,420 I won't fire you for smoking! 1050 01:20:13,140 --> 01:20:14,420 Artur? 1051 01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:19,460 What are you doing here? 1052 01:20:20,660 --> 01:20:23,500 - Today is Valentine's Day. - Is what? 1053 01:20:24,380 --> 01:20:26,820 Valentine's Day. Day of lovers... 1054 01:20:27,180 --> 01:20:31,700 After 6 months you tell me about the day of lovers? 1055 01:20:31,860 --> 01:20:32,900 Are you mad? 1056 01:20:33,740 --> 01:20:36,460 - No... - Then how will you explain this? 1057 01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:43,300 Simple. It's Valentine's Day... 1058 01:20:46,180 --> 01:20:49,340 I'll make some tea, I need some tea. 1059 01:20:49,460 --> 01:20:51,580 Have you been fired? 1060 01:20:53,140 --> 01:20:56,540 It's not so easy to be fired in Brussels. Want some? 1061 01:20:56,900 --> 01:20:58,180 Artur! 1062 01:20:59,380 --> 01:21:00,780 He left you! 1063 01:21:04,780 --> 01:21:06,660 What are you talking about? 1064 01:21:46,740 --> 01:21:48,260 He left me. 1065 01:21:49,820 --> 01:21:53,780 And were it for some nice guy! But no! For a nobody! 1066 01:21:56,220 --> 01:21:59,740 He left me for a loser! For some fucking dietician! 1067 01:22:01,620 --> 01:22:02,900 You get it? 1068 01:22:05,580 --> 01:22:10,260 He left me for a soy cutlet lover! 1069 01:22:10,660 --> 01:22:14,540 There, that's peppermint. Freshly made... Should work. 1070 01:22:14,900 --> 01:22:18,420 And there wasn't even a warning sign beforehand! 1071 01:22:19,260 --> 01:22:21,580 That you see something is not ok. 1072 01:22:22,260 --> 01:22:24,180 Simply. A surprise fuckup! 1073 01:22:26,820 --> 01:22:29,820 "I'm moving out, I don't need you anymore!" 1074 01:22:33,740 --> 01:22:36,100 He treated me like shit! 1075 01:22:36,780 --> 01:22:38,820 Men are bastards, Artur... 1076 01:22:40,220 --> 01:22:41,420 I'm sorry. 1077 01:22:42,260 --> 01:22:43,500 It's ok. 1078 01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:59,820 - Enjoy your meal, honey. - I'm not hungry. 1079 01:23:01,700 --> 01:23:03,780 Don't look at me. 1080 01:23:04,100 --> 01:23:06,500 I've never been next to such a woman. 1081 01:23:06,620 --> 01:23:08,620 I didn't know you're a virgin. 1082 01:23:09,540 --> 01:23:10,820 I adore you. 1083 01:23:12,140 --> 01:23:15,100 I adore it when you make jokes. 1084 01:23:15,900 --> 01:23:20,180 - I adore you for everything. - Great, but my head is killing me 1085 01:23:20,300 --> 01:23:22,820 and at such moments I adore loneliness. 1086 01:23:23,380 --> 01:23:25,420 You want me to leave now? 1087 01:23:28,260 --> 01:23:31,700 I do. My head hurts and I want to be left alone. 1088 01:23:33,740 --> 01:23:37,420 - Don't look at me like that! - I love you, too. 1089 01:23:38,900 --> 01:23:40,660 Too? Anybody else here? 1090 01:23:41,380 --> 01:23:45,580 - Don't pretend you don't know. - This time I don't. 1091 01:23:46,460 --> 01:23:48,740 - I love you and you love me too. - Me? 1092 01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:52,620 - That's what you said. - Maybe in your dream. 1093 01:23:54,140 --> 01:23:55,220 Tonight. 1094 01:23:55,820 --> 01:23:57,580 - Rubbish! - No. 1095 01:23:58,820 --> 01:24:00,500 "I love you, Erwin!" 1096 01:24:02,500 --> 01:24:04,380 - Four times! - Stop it! 1097 01:24:04,740 --> 01:24:06,780 - Ok, I can stop. - Ok! 1098 01:24:08,580 --> 01:24:10,300 It's complete shit! 1099 01:24:11,420 --> 01:24:14,180 If it's shit, then why did you say it? 1100 01:24:14,820 --> 01:24:18,820 Because you were pathetic, I wanted to help you somehow. 1101 01:24:21,620 --> 01:24:23,300 It was sincere. 1102 01:24:25,860 --> 01:24:28,700 Fuck off, Erwin! 1103 01:24:30,420 --> 01:24:32,220 This is sincere, too. 1104 01:24:43,540 --> 01:24:45,380 You're scared? 1105 01:24:47,580 --> 01:24:50,340 I'm not! I knew from the start 1106 01:24:50,900 --> 01:24:53,500 - we were made for each other! - We? 1107 01:24:53,620 --> 01:24:56,420 Back to fucking Mars! 1108 01:24:57,180 --> 01:25:02,340 I fucked you to get over it! To make you stop following me! 1109 01:25:03,420 --> 01:25:04,660 That's not true. 1110 01:25:05,620 --> 01:25:07,380 Shall we make a bet? 1111 01:25:08,460 --> 01:25:10,580 Well, what are you staring at? 1112 01:25:11,260 --> 01:25:14,220 I will never be with you, never! 1113 01:25:15,140 --> 01:25:16,260 Get it? 1114 01:25:48,700 --> 01:25:52,900 Spring, with its arrogant, sunny energy 1115 01:25:53,300 --> 01:25:55,220 came unnoticed by Korba. 1116 01:25:55,620 --> 01:25:59,340 She was sleepy all the time and spent time at home 1117 01:25:59,500 --> 01:26:03,100 telling herself that anything was better than Erwin's love. 1118 01:26:04,180 --> 01:26:07,860 Łucja was so terrified by the affair with her former student 1119 01:26:08,180 --> 01:26:11,220 she began avoiding him. In the meantime, Szymek - 1120 01:26:11,380 --> 01:26:14,180 who thought only about playing for Barcelona - 1121 01:26:14,300 --> 01:26:17,660 decided that being an orthopaedist in Warsaw 1122 01:26:17,820 --> 01:26:19,460 is also interesting. 1123 01:26:19,740 --> 01:26:22,700 Monia's mother finally moved in with her father 1124 01:26:22,820 --> 01:26:25,860 he was so happy he forgot about his daughter. 1125 01:26:26,220 --> 01:26:27,900 That's what Monia thought. 1126 01:26:28,220 --> 01:26:31,820 She started practising piano again and ignored her husband 1127 01:26:32,180 --> 01:26:35,700 who was preparing for the final conquest of Germania. 1128 01:26:36,180 --> 01:26:39,500 Meanwhile, Gos'ka was feeling better than ever. 1129 01:26:39,860 --> 01:26:44,820 Artur moved back to Warsaw and bought her a car as an apology. 1130 01:26:45,300 --> 01:26:49,180 The three months of spring felt so much like honeymoon 1131 01:26:49,340 --> 01:26:53,820 Gośka again believed that her baby would appear any minute. 1132 01:26:54,900 --> 01:26:57,620 24 MAY 1133 01:27:23,180 --> 01:27:24,460 First! 1134 01:27:33,420 --> 01:27:34,740 Mum, I have to! 1135 01:27:35,140 --> 01:27:37,420 Football at night?! And homework? 1136 01:27:37,580 --> 01:27:40,820 - Mum! I'm meeting Wojtek! - What Wojtek, Szymek? 1137 01:27:41,100 --> 01:27:43,740 His mother lets him play football at night? 1138 01:27:43,860 --> 01:27:46,660 - His mother doesn't know! - Even better! 1139 01:27:47,300 --> 01:27:50,660 Women work like horses, everybody else is running wild. 1140 01:27:50,820 --> 01:27:54,180 I don't know about his mother, but he certainly does. 1141 01:27:54,300 --> 01:27:57,500 That's why we play so late! After he finishes work. 1142 01:27:58,180 --> 01:28:00,260 - Finishes what?! - His job! 1143 01:28:00,740 --> 01:28:04,700 - How old is Wojtek? - I don't know, 50. 1144 01:28:16,540 --> 01:28:18,380 Fuck off, you! 1145 01:28:20,780 --> 01:28:22,620 You... conductor, you! 1146 01:28:23,340 --> 01:28:26,180 Fuck off, or I'll call the police! 1147 01:28:31,460 --> 01:28:33,580 Darling, could you make me... 1148 01:28:34,780 --> 01:28:38,820 ...some tea? You read my mind. 1149 01:28:40,300 --> 01:28:41,540 I try to. 1150 01:28:45,300 --> 01:28:47,340 Our tea will get cold. 1151 01:28:49,300 --> 01:28:51,260 Know what I'm thinking about? 1152 01:28:53,380 --> 01:28:56,180 About subsidies for European farmers? 1153 01:28:58,420 --> 01:29:01,180 I think a baby is a really good idea. 1154 01:29:17,180 --> 01:29:19,380 Erwin, stop being a faithful dog. 1155 01:29:21,820 --> 01:29:23,500 I'll be waiting... 1156 01:29:24,500 --> 01:29:26,460 Always, I need you to know. 1157 01:29:27,620 --> 01:29:30,860 Ok, I know already. Now get off me. 1158 01:29:40,140 --> 01:29:41,620 - Hey! - Hey! 1159 01:29:42,540 --> 01:29:45,580 - What idyllic scent... - You're Korba, right? 1160 01:29:47,180 --> 01:29:48,380 No. 1161 01:29:49,180 --> 01:29:50,300 You are. 1162 01:29:52,380 --> 01:29:55,100 My fame is larger than myself, I see. 1163 01:30:01,500 --> 01:30:02,820 Good stuff. 1164 01:30:05,780 --> 01:30:09,740 You got this at nursery school? Ok, little boy 1165 01:30:11,380 --> 01:30:14,180 who are you and what do you want? 1166 01:30:14,340 --> 01:30:16,340 - I'm waiting for you. - I'm not. 1167 01:30:16,460 --> 01:30:18,820 - I want to talk. - You all say that. 1168 01:30:19,140 --> 01:30:21,260 - Really! - You already are. 1169 01:30:21,660 --> 01:30:24,500 - Not here. - You want to go upstairs? 1170 01:30:26,380 --> 01:30:29,420 It's too good for you, boy. 1171 01:30:31,740 --> 01:30:34,300 - You don't understand. - No, you don't. 1172 01:30:34,540 --> 01:30:37,420 Older kids aren't resting with kiddies today. 1173 01:30:38,780 --> 01:30:40,700 Bummer! How can I look at him? 1174 01:30:41,100 --> 01:30:43,380 - Want eye drops? - Forget eye drops! 1175 01:30:43,500 --> 01:30:47,420 Jesus, Wojtek isn't paedophile! He's an orthopaedist! 1176 01:30:47,780 --> 01:30:50,180 You're too young to judge people. 1177 01:30:50,340 --> 01:30:52,700 What normal man hangs out with a kid? 1178 01:30:53,100 --> 01:30:56,580 - But you hang out with kids, too. - I'm a teacher! 1179 01:30:56,700 --> 01:31:00,420 Teachers can be perverts as well, and sleep with students! 1180 01:31:00,660 --> 01:31:03,780 Jesus Christ, Szymek, what are you talking about? 1181 01:31:04,140 --> 01:31:07,540 See? You react this way 'cause you're normal! So is Wojtek! 1182 01:31:07,780 --> 01:31:09,900 You should apologize to him. 1183 01:31:13,700 --> 01:31:17,260 THREE DAYS LATER 1184 01:31:19,700 --> 01:31:23,180 Only ambulances are allowed here. Visitors go there. 1185 01:31:23,340 --> 01:31:24,820 I'm an ambulance. 1186 01:31:36,580 --> 01:31:40,900 I want my egg howling at sperm like a wolf howls at the moon! 1187 01:31:41,180 --> 01:31:44,500 - Like in space flights! - Howl at sperm. Yes, yes. 1188 01:31:44,620 --> 01:31:47,820 I've tried everything. Now I need to trust science! 1189 01:31:48,260 --> 01:31:51,580 Małgorzata, we will get pregnant. 1190 01:31:52,100 --> 01:31:54,260 I will do everything possible. 1191 01:31:55,340 --> 01:31:56,820 Yes, yes. 1192 01:31:58,820 --> 01:32:02,180 We'll start measuring the size of the vesicle in 10 days. 1193 01:32:03,220 --> 01:32:07,260 Until then, please have a check-up. 1194 01:32:09,700 --> 01:32:13,460 - Howl at sperm... there you go. - Thank you. 1195 01:32:20,500 --> 01:32:22,180 You are stubborn. 1196 01:32:22,820 --> 01:32:25,860 - Runs in the family. - In mine, too. 1197 01:32:26,620 --> 01:32:28,380 Do you have a name? 1198 01:32:28,860 --> 01:32:31,100 Friends call me Yerba. 1199 01:32:31,660 --> 01:32:34,540 Yerba? Funny... 1200 01:32:35,820 --> 01:32:38,700 Yerba and Korba in one house they stood 1201 01:32:39,140 --> 01:32:40,460 Yerba below 1202 01:32:41,580 --> 01:32:43,780 and Korba... 1203 01:32:47,300 --> 01:32:48,580 Come! 1204 01:32:52,380 --> 01:32:56,860 A dying daddy? Is that some new trick? Any wheelchair? 1205 01:32:57,180 --> 01:33:00,260 - He's not in a wheelchair. - They're very trendy now! 1206 01:33:00,420 --> 01:33:04,140 - Pick up chicks with handicaps?! - Who's picking up chicks? 1207 01:33:04,260 --> 01:33:05,460 - Not me! - Me neither! 1208 01:33:05,700 --> 01:33:09,180 Which fucked up Romeo has been standing outside for days? 1209 01:33:09,380 --> 01:33:13,260 - I said I only wanted to talk. - Oh, and who am I? 1210 01:33:14,260 --> 01:33:15,660 Doctor Freud? 1211 01:33:16,140 --> 01:33:19,340 I don't like listening about your dying daddy! 1212 01:33:19,540 --> 01:33:23,780 - I have no one else to talk to. - Yerba, I'm so sorry! 1213 01:33:24,740 --> 01:33:26,740 I'm so awfully sorry! 1214 01:33:27,180 --> 01:33:30,540 I can't care about all the world's problems! 1215 01:33:30,660 --> 01:33:35,140 I don't know you. You want to listen about my dad? 1216 01:33:35,740 --> 01:33:37,740 - Yeah. - Fuck. 1217 01:33:38,340 --> 01:33:41,100 That's very noble, Your Holiness, really 1218 01:33:41,220 --> 01:33:45,340 I don't talk about my father with anybody else, understand? 1219 01:33:45,460 --> 01:33:49,180 And after such foreplay I've lost my appetite so fuck off. 1220 01:33:52,620 --> 01:33:54,140 God bless you! 1221 01:34:02,620 --> 01:34:04,540 Get lost, you brat! 1222 01:34:08,900 --> 01:34:10,860 Or I'll call the police! 1223 01:34:37,780 --> 01:34:42,140 You haven't changed the locks in your door for so many years. 1224 01:35:13,420 --> 01:35:14,580 Lost? 1225 01:35:16,660 --> 01:35:18,540 Why should I care? 1226 01:35:18,660 --> 01:35:21,780 Men who can't raise children shouldn't have them. 1227 01:35:22,460 --> 01:35:24,740 - You're being unfair! - Me? 1228 01:35:25,420 --> 01:35:27,580 I'm thirty-one years old, dad! 1229 01:35:27,740 --> 01:35:31,740 - It's been 13 years. - But you didn't want to see me! 1230 01:35:32,140 --> 01:35:34,180 - You left me! - That's not true! 1231 01:35:34,340 --> 01:35:37,180 I quit my job when mum died to take care of you! 1232 01:35:37,460 --> 01:35:40,580 For 2 years! Then you sent me to a boarding school! 1233 01:35:40,700 --> 01:35:42,180 Four years, dad! 1234 01:35:42,340 --> 01:35:46,300 Thanks to you I spent the four years with crazy nuns! 1235 01:35:46,780 --> 01:35:50,580 - In one of the best schools! - How are you so fucking sure? 1236 01:35:52,180 --> 01:35:54,180 Shame you didn't ask me! 1237 01:35:54,900 --> 01:35:56,860 It wasn't about my school! 1238 01:35:57,820 --> 01:36:00,500 Just more time for the slut and baby! 1239 01:36:01,140 --> 01:36:03,260 I wanted to have a life, too! 1240 01:36:04,180 --> 01:36:06,580 I wanted to have a normal life! 1241 01:36:06,820 --> 01:36:08,180 So did I, dad! 1242 01:36:12,300 --> 01:36:14,740 - Are you feeling ok? - It's a cold... 1243 01:36:16,620 --> 01:36:18,300 A bit like... water? 1244 01:36:32,580 --> 01:36:35,260 I thought I could sort it out somehow. 1245 01:36:35,620 --> 01:36:37,220 But you didn't. 1246 01:36:37,900 --> 01:36:42,620 Fortunately, I did quite well myself and I really like my life, dad! 1247 01:36:43,100 --> 01:36:44,700 Without you! 1248 01:36:44,900 --> 01:36:49,340 It's not about me, Karolina. Jasiek is only eighteen years old... 1249 01:36:49,660 --> 01:36:54,100 - He never ran away before. - I told you it's not my business! 1250 01:37:10,260 --> 01:37:11,540 I'm sorry... 1251 01:37:15,300 --> 01:37:16,580 I'll go now. 1252 01:37:19,620 --> 01:37:24,180 If Jasiek shows up here by any chance... 1253 01:37:26,340 --> 01:37:28,900 - He's your brother. - No, he's not. 1254 01:38:24,580 --> 01:38:26,180 I flooded his flat! 1255 01:38:36,580 --> 01:38:40,500 I am really awfully sorry, awfully sorry! 1256 01:38:40,660 --> 01:38:43,500 But Łucja! Don't even mention it. 1257 01:38:43,620 --> 01:38:47,140 - I have a different issue. - Other than the ceiling? 1258 01:38:47,380 --> 01:38:50,100 Ceiling? What ceiling? Whatever... 1259 01:38:50,500 --> 01:38:52,500 Your boyfriend asked me. 1260 01:38:53,460 --> 01:38:54,900 You have a boyfriend? 1261 01:38:55,260 --> 01:38:57,220 - Me? No. But you. - Me?! 1262 01:38:57,900 --> 01:39:02,420 If this is some kind of revenge for the paedophile thing I'm not amused! 1263 01:39:02,740 --> 01:39:06,580 But he was in my flat! About the toilet! Mister Dywanik... 1264 01:39:07,260 --> 01:39:11,500 Mister Dywanik has been out of my life for some time now, mister! 1265 01:39:12,340 --> 01:39:16,100 That's strange. Because he asked me today... begged... 1266 01:39:16,260 --> 01:39:19,380 - to say he's waiting! - This must be a joke! 1267 01:39:19,740 --> 01:39:23,660 Seriously, Mr. Dywanik and his brother had a serious accident. 1268 01:39:24,260 --> 01:39:27,260 On a motorbike. They are both lying in my ward. 1269 01:39:27,420 --> 01:39:30,180 Jesus Christ, are they going to die?! 1270 01:39:30,580 --> 01:39:34,180 No, no, they're out of danger but the treatment 1271 01:39:34,580 --> 01:39:37,100 could last many months... 1272 01:39:37,260 --> 01:39:40,340 So it would be better if you paid him a visit. 1273 01:39:48,540 --> 01:39:49,820 Goodbye. 1274 01:40:04,300 --> 01:40:06,900 I see it, love, I see... 1275 01:40:07,740 --> 01:40:11,300 Your love line shows it clearly... 1276 01:40:11,700 --> 01:40:13,500 Your husband loves you 1277 01:40:13,660 --> 01:40:17,300 and he'll be simply mad about you, soon... 1278 01:40:18,180 --> 01:40:20,540 Anything to do with my looks? 1279 01:40:21,180 --> 01:40:22,220 Yes. 1280 01:40:27,180 --> 01:40:28,460 With my breasts? 1281 01:40:29,420 --> 01:40:31,100 Yes, love. 1282 01:40:31,540 --> 01:40:34,100 Soon your breasts will be huge! 1283 01:40:47,180 --> 01:40:48,420 Doctor Wituch? 1284 01:40:49,780 --> 01:40:51,820 Kochanowska speaking. I've decided! 1285 01:40:58,860 --> 01:41:00,860 Why are you at my mom's grave? 1286 01:41:02,260 --> 01:41:03,820 My father's, too... 1287 01:41:11,300 --> 01:41:13,780 Alright, Yerba. What's going on? 1288 01:41:15,380 --> 01:41:20,180 My father is terminally ill. He hides it but it's getting worse. 1289 01:41:20,540 --> 01:41:23,460 - This grave! - He wants to be next to your mom. 1290 01:41:23,620 --> 01:41:25,700 - He loves her more. - What?! 1291 01:41:26,580 --> 01:41:29,260 He keeps a picture of her. 1292 01:41:30,620 --> 01:41:32,500 And your picture too. 1293 01:41:39,260 --> 01:41:40,860 Jesus, Lucy! 1294 01:41:41,580 --> 01:41:43,100 I'm so happy! 1295 01:41:43,340 --> 01:41:47,260 I've made chicken soup for you. To build up your strength... 1296 01:41:48,420 --> 01:41:50,500 Brothers together, as always? 1297 01:41:50,820 --> 01:41:52,700 Could I have a bit, too? 1298 01:41:54,700 --> 01:41:58,340 Jesus, you look beautiful! Beautiful as ever! 1299 01:42:00,180 --> 01:42:01,500 What is this?! 1300 01:42:01,620 --> 01:42:05,140 Soup... A Thai recipe. For real machos. 1301 01:42:07,420 --> 01:42:10,340 - I look quite good? - Like a goddess! 1302 01:42:11,500 --> 01:42:13,780 You are the love of my life! 1303 01:42:15,180 --> 01:42:17,340 Fucking hell. Help! 1304 01:42:17,660 --> 01:42:19,500 There's so much noise here 1305 01:42:19,660 --> 01:42:23,300 - I can't hear anything. - The red button! 1306 01:42:27,500 --> 01:42:29,420 You want to kill me?! 1307 01:42:31,500 --> 01:42:34,460 - Help! - What is going on here, Łucja? 1308 01:42:34,780 --> 01:42:36,620 Nothing serious, darling. 1309 01:42:36,780 --> 01:42:40,340 Just Błażej's attack. He can scream at washing machines. 1310 01:42:40,500 --> 01:42:42,540 What do you mean by "darling"? 1311 01:42:42,740 --> 01:42:45,420 I burn when you don't touch me. 1312 01:42:46,660 --> 01:42:48,420 Take me! Just now! 1313 01:42:50,620 --> 01:42:52,620 Łucja, Łucja! 1314 01:42:57,380 --> 01:43:00,460 I'll be going. It was nice to see you again. 1315 01:43:00,820 --> 01:43:02,100 But... 1316 01:43:08,580 --> 01:43:10,580 - Arletka? - Hi, guys. 1317 01:43:11,100 --> 01:43:13,100 Arletka, I'm so happy. 1318 01:43:15,340 --> 01:43:17,540 Here, I brought you some soup. 1319 01:43:23,580 --> 01:43:27,420 - What do you mean "no"? - Simply, no! It's not possible... 1320 01:43:29,100 --> 01:43:32,460 How come it's not possible? I said that I've decided! 1321 01:43:32,740 --> 01:43:36,540 I can't do the surgery now because you are pregnant. 1322 01:43:48,900 --> 01:43:50,380 Monia, it's me! 1323 01:43:50,740 --> 01:43:53,260 Can I borrow your car? 1324 01:43:53,420 --> 01:43:54,500 Sure... 1325 01:43:55,260 --> 01:43:58,660 - Did something happen? - No, nothing, hay fever. 1326 01:43:59,660 --> 01:44:01,820 I'll be at the office in 10min. 1327 01:44:04,660 --> 01:44:06,500 How is my egg today? 1328 01:44:07,420 --> 01:44:09,820 - Ten, doctor! - Ten what? 1329 01:44:10,100 --> 01:44:13,580 - 10cm dilated! - We're starting to give birth. 1330 01:44:14,300 --> 01:44:18,580 I think we shouldn't wait a moment longer. 1331 01:44:19,620 --> 01:44:21,780 - So tomorrow? - Yes. Tomorrow! 1332 01:44:22,100 --> 01:44:26,300 The sooner the better! Sorry, off to the labour ward. 1333 01:44:37,420 --> 01:44:38,420 Oh! 1334 01:44:48,740 --> 01:44:51,620 - The lift is out of order. - I've noticed. 1335 01:44:52,420 --> 01:44:55,780 - I'll help you. - Fuck, I was stupid. 1336 01:44:56,180 --> 01:44:58,300 Understand, it isn't about you. 1337 01:44:58,420 --> 01:45:01,660 You run away but it's not about me. 1338 01:45:05,420 --> 01:45:09,380 - I wrote you a letter. - Oh, wait, let me guess... 1339 01:45:09,660 --> 01:45:14,300 "Dear wife, I don't want to hurt you but unfortunately he called and..." 1340 01:45:14,420 --> 01:45:16,860 Wait! "You can kiss my ass now, bye... 1341 01:45:17,180 --> 01:45:20,660 PS. You're wonderful, but unfortunately you're..." 1342 01:45:20,820 --> 01:45:21,900 Wait! 1343 01:45:22,220 --> 01:45:24,820 "...a woman. Yours till today. Artur." 1344 01:45:25,140 --> 01:45:27,260 So, you see I'm touched. 1345 01:45:29,540 --> 01:45:30,740 I'm sorry. 1346 01:45:32,580 --> 01:45:35,580 You said you wanted to have a child, you pig. 1347 01:45:37,900 --> 01:45:41,580 Oh, supper... Make it yourselves, you fags! 1348 01:45:54,100 --> 01:45:55,420 What happened?! 1349 01:45:55,620 --> 01:45:57,500 My lift is out of order! 1350 01:46:03,900 --> 01:46:08,180 I was supposed to get pregnant tomorrow! I feel like dying! 1351 01:46:08,660 --> 01:46:11,620 How could he? That fag! 1352 01:46:11,780 --> 01:46:13,900 He is my husband. 1353 01:46:14,180 --> 01:46:18,340 - A husband wouldn't do that. - So where is yours now? 1354 01:46:19,180 --> 01:46:20,380 Mum... 1355 01:46:20,820 --> 01:46:23,820 Szymek, go out! This is adult stuff! 1356 01:46:24,180 --> 01:46:26,820 - Isn't it too late? - No, go play football! 1357 01:46:27,100 --> 01:46:29,820 - Exercise is important! - Thanks! 1358 01:46:30,220 --> 01:46:34,340 Listen, you're right. They always cheat, you know. 1359 01:46:34,660 --> 01:46:38,340 Whether they're after tits or dicks doesn't really matter. 1360 01:46:38,580 --> 01:46:41,420 But you can do the same. 1361 01:46:43,740 --> 01:46:46,220 But I'm not attracted to women. 1362 01:46:47,140 --> 01:46:51,740 I'm talking about the child, stupid! You can have it with anyone. 1363 01:46:51,900 --> 01:46:56,180 Until tomorrow? It will be fucking hard. 1364 01:46:59,180 --> 01:47:00,340 Dad! 1365 01:47:02,380 --> 01:47:04,140 Look who's come... 1366 01:47:19,860 --> 01:47:22,900 - Hello. - Hello, mister Istvan. 1367 01:47:23,180 --> 01:47:24,300 Yes, it's me. 1368 01:47:24,460 --> 01:47:26,860 It's Łucja speaking, Gośka's friend. 1369 01:47:27,180 --> 01:47:28,500 It's a pleasure! 1370 01:47:28,780 --> 01:47:33,820 I also feel very sorry about the death of your husband. 1371 01:47:35,740 --> 01:47:39,260 Oh, yes... Thank you. 1372 01:47:40,580 --> 01:47:44,300 I'm calling to ask if you love Gośka? 1373 01:47:47,820 --> 01:47:51,220 - Of course! - What about a baby with her? 1374 01:47:52,220 --> 01:47:55,620 I haven't thought about that yet, but... 1375 01:47:56,580 --> 01:47:57,820 Well... 1376 01:47:58,180 --> 01:48:00,580 He hasn't thought about that yet. 1377 01:48:01,740 --> 01:48:04,860 Hello, Istvan. It's Gos'ka. 1378 01:48:05,620 --> 01:48:07,780 You have time till tomorrow! 1379 01:48:09,180 --> 01:48:11,740 - Yes, tomorrow at my place! - Where? 1380 01:48:11,860 --> 01:48:13,580 Where, in Warsaw! 1381 01:48:14,460 --> 01:48:15,580 So bye! 1382 01:48:28,660 --> 01:48:29,820 Wait. 1383 01:48:35,620 --> 01:48:37,900 Is your lift out of order, too? 1384 01:48:38,540 --> 01:48:40,820 What fucking lift?! I'm pregnant! 1385 01:48:47,580 --> 01:48:50,260 Auntie, help! It's completely insane here! 1386 01:48:50,420 --> 01:48:54,100 - Fuck, Szymek, I'm not "auntie"! - Sorry! It's out of control! 1387 01:48:54,220 --> 01:48:58,340 Uncle Artur is gay and aunt Gosia can't have children! 1388 01:48:58,540 --> 01:49:01,140 Aunt Monia wants an abortion! 1389 01:49:03,140 --> 01:49:06,620 - Where's your mother? - She tried to cheer them up. 1390 01:49:06,900 --> 01:49:10,660 Get them some painkillers and I'll think of something, ok? 1391 01:49:10,820 --> 01:49:13,100 Ok, aunt... Korba. Ok. 1392 01:49:13,580 --> 01:49:14,900 I have to go. 1393 01:49:17,260 --> 01:49:19,420 Don't abandon me with this. 1394 01:49:23,420 --> 01:49:25,260 I won't let him die. 1395 01:49:27,340 --> 01:49:28,420 Take care. 1396 01:50:07,780 --> 01:50:09,900 Tomek! Tomek! 1397 01:50:11,260 --> 01:50:13,460 - Monia is pregnant! - What? 1398 01:50:13,820 --> 01:50:15,460 Monia is pregnant! 1399 01:50:17,180 --> 01:50:18,740 We'll have a daddy. 1400 01:50:29,620 --> 01:50:31,140 It's your fault! 1401 01:50:31,540 --> 01:50:35,620 My fault? It's you who took nicotine patches for birth control! 1402 01:50:35,780 --> 01:50:39,340 - It's because of your smoking! - You made me quit. 1403 01:50:39,620 --> 01:50:42,180 You said I stink a million times! 1404 01:50:42,380 --> 01:50:45,700 Tomek I don't want the baby! I'm not ready! 1405 01:50:46,100 --> 01:50:47,820 You can't change it! 1406 01:50:48,580 --> 01:50:51,620 - Yes I can! - I won't let you! 1407 01:50:53,900 --> 01:50:58,380 Oh? Will you tell the police? Put your own wife in jail? 1408 01:50:58,580 --> 01:51:00,500 You fucking Caligula! 1409 01:51:17,500 --> 01:51:19,860 Małgorzata, bad news. 1410 01:51:20,300 --> 01:51:23,500 Should I put off the conception date? I arranged... 1411 01:51:23,620 --> 01:51:26,300 It's not the right time for a baby. 1412 01:51:26,460 --> 01:51:29,700 - We have to do a biopsy. - A biopsy? 1413 01:51:30,180 --> 01:51:33,420 At first I thought it was a fibroid or a cyst. 1414 01:51:33,540 --> 01:51:35,180 Now I have doubts. 1415 01:51:37,140 --> 01:51:39,300 We have to dispel them. 1416 01:51:46,820 --> 01:51:48,460 I had to tell him. 1417 01:51:48,820 --> 01:51:50,820 Fuck your "I had to". 1418 01:51:52,460 --> 01:51:55,300 You're a cunt. And a snitch. That's all. 1419 01:51:59,900 --> 01:52:02,420 I don't want to see your face again! 1420 01:52:33,900 --> 01:52:36,580 Hi, I see you've been waiting for me. 1421 01:52:37,140 --> 01:52:38,260 Korba?! 1422 01:52:40,860 --> 01:52:42,740 You haven't been waiting? 1423 01:52:43,820 --> 01:52:46,780 - I waited for a very long time... - Honey? 1424 01:52:48,180 --> 01:52:53,140 Korba? It's nice of you to drop by, maybe you'd like to come in? 1425 01:53:00,700 --> 01:53:04,700 Gosia, I was really surprised! 1426 01:53:06,700 --> 01:53:09,420 Of course I want to! 1427 01:53:10,140 --> 01:53:15,900 A baby, another baby, a dog, an alligator, a house... 1428 01:53:16,740 --> 01:53:20,420 - Gosia, what's the matter? - Nothing. Go away. 1429 01:53:22,580 --> 01:53:26,780 But... It was supposed to be today, right? 1430 01:53:27,260 --> 01:53:30,140 - Yeah, it's all shit now! - I don't understand. 1431 01:53:30,260 --> 01:53:32,620 You think I do? Go away! 1432 01:53:33,420 --> 01:53:35,820 Yeah, fuck off! Stop nagging me! 1433 01:54:04,740 --> 01:54:07,660 - I'm scared, dad. - Quite unnecessarily! 1434 01:54:08,140 --> 01:54:10,540 Everything will be just perfect. 1435 01:54:10,700 --> 01:54:14,180 You've lied to yourself your whole life. 1436 01:54:14,300 --> 01:54:16,700 - I never deceived myself. - And now? 1437 01:54:16,860 --> 01:54:19,780 What have you got? I told you she'd leave! 1438 01:54:20,100 --> 01:54:22,500 It was worth it anyway. 1439 01:54:22,660 --> 01:54:25,140 That woman ruined your life! 1440 01:54:25,260 --> 01:54:28,180 She gave me the most precious thing I've got. 1441 01:54:28,340 --> 01:54:29,900 Oh? I wonder what? 1442 01:54:30,740 --> 01:54:31,820 You. 1443 01:55:01,140 --> 01:55:02,340 Don't smoke. 1444 01:55:05,580 --> 01:55:08,140 Don't smoke in front of your child. 1445 01:55:17,820 --> 01:55:20,580 Pregnancy was wonderful. 1446 01:55:20,740 --> 01:55:24,300 Tomek gave up the Romans and followed Monia everywhere. 1447 01:55:24,420 --> 01:55:26,620 Her father bloomed 1448 01:55:26,780 --> 01:55:30,420 and rejoiced at the thought of having a grandchild. 1449 01:55:30,620 --> 01:55:34,300 Monia realized that she carried her own key to happiness. 1450 01:55:34,420 --> 01:55:37,860 It was also the key to the happiness of her loved ones. 1451 01:55:38,500 --> 01:55:42,180 Wojtek proved to be a wonderful man and Szymek adored him. 1452 01:55:42,340 --> 01:55:46,380 Łucja, seeing her son so happy, fell in love with her neighbour 1453 01:55:46,500 --> 01:55:50,860 but decided not to show her feelings, believing in a less than clever 1454 01:55:51,180 --> 01:55:55,420 yet surprisingly popular saying: "Whatever will be, will be". 1455 01:55:55,700 --> 01:55:59,740 Korba finally understood what she lost in Erwin. 1456 01:55:59,860 --> 01:56:03,460 She didn't give up and focused on her ill father. 1457 01:56:03,820 --> 01:56:07,340 Surprisingly, finding her family made her feel happier 1458 01:56:07,460 --> 01:56:09,100 than she expected. 1459 01:56:09,580 --> 01:56:12,820 Gośka's fate was being decided all summer. 1460 01:56:13,300 --> 01:56:15,580 There where many moments of despair 1461 01:56:15,740 --> 01:56:19,580 and loneliness that Gos'ka never thought was possible. 1462 01:56:20,220 --> 01:56:22,820 Fortunately, after a long time of doubt 1463 01:56:23,180 --> 01:56:26,180 her tumour turned out to be benign. 1464 01:56:26,380 --> 01:56:27,420 15 AUGUST 1465 01:56:27,580 --> 01:56:30,460 - Stop roaming around! - I wish I could. 1466 01:56:30,900 --> 01:56:33,660 - A Roman's child. - You shouldn't be here. 1467 01:56:33,900 --> 01:56:36,300 - Neither should you. - I'm serious! 1468 01:56:36,420 --> 01:56:39,220 Stay away from hospitals in your condition. 1469 01:56:39,420 --> 01:56:42,620 - The third month is special. - Stop it, Gos'ka! 1470 01:56:43,340 --> 01:56:46,900 - Stop acting like my Tomek. - If I were pregnant... 1471 01:56:47,180 --> 01:56:48,900 - You will be! - Pregnant! 1472 01:56:49,820 --> 01:56:52,820 - They're removing my ovary. - But one will stay! 1473 01:56:53,100 --> 01:56:55,140 - We'll see. - It will stay! 1474 01:56:55,580 --> 01:56:58,260 - I heard the surgeon. - 70%. 1475 01:56:58,500 --> 01:57:01,140 - Exactly! - Isn't one ovary enough?! 1476 01:57:01,260 --> 01:57:04,420 Jumbos fly with one engine and you can't manage? 1477 01:57:06,340 --> 01:57:07,580 How's your dad? 1478 01:57:08,340 --> 01:57:11,180 Not bad for someone with one lung, thanks. 1479 01:57:11,340 --> 01:57:13,540 He's fighting, I'll see him soon. 1480 01:57:13,700 --> 01:57:16,580 Send him my regards. What about Lucy? 1481 01:57:16,820 --> 01:57:18,420 Lucy? Lucy... 1482 01:57:19,460 --> 01:57:22,620 - She's taking Szymek to a camp. - A scout camp! 1483 01:57:22,860 --> 01:57:25,620 He's a scout? Doesn't look like one. 1484 01:57:26,580 --> 01:57:28,700 It's actually a karate camp. 1485 01:57:29,420 --> 01:57:31,180 Wojtek, please... 1486 01:57:31,580 --> 01:57:35,180 - Łucja, I can't do that! - I know, but you have to! 1487 01:57:36,180 --> 01:57:39,660 - I could get fired. - You think it's so easy? 1488 01:57:39,820 --> 01:57:42,420 I've been trying all year. 1489 01:57:42,540 --> 01:57:46,860 Wojtus', will you? Fast, they are waiting for me outside! 1490 01:57:47,700 --> 01:57:48,900 I'll try. 1491 01:58:01,180 --> 01:58:04,380 - Are you crazy! - You have to help me! 1492 01:58:04,500 --> 01:58:07,260 - You'll get sacked! - Quite possible. 1493 01:58:07,420 --> 01:58:08,620 And me, too! 1494 01:58:11,420 --> 01:58:12,700 Ok. Take it. 1495 01:58:14,700 --> 01:58:16,660 I wanted to quit anyway. 1496 01:58:24,100 --> 01:58:25,340 Good morning. 1497 01:58:32,740 --> 01:58:34,820 What? You're having cramps? 1498 01:58:34,980 --> 01:58:39,820 - Marek, something's strange. - Maybe you've eaten something bad? 1499 01:58:39,940 --> 01:58:42,020 Marek, something's going on. 1500 01:58:42,180 --> 01:58:45,100 - I'm busy! - There was a midget with a tube. 1501 01:58:45,220 --> 01:58:48,300 Am I not allowed to have a moment for myself? 1502 01:58:48,740 --> 01:58:50,780 Some privacy? A bit? 1503 01:58:58,180 --> 01:58:59,340 Finally! 1504 01:58:59,820 --> 01:59:01,620 Your iron's broken. 1505 01:59:02,740 --> 01:59:05,860 - How are you feeling, dad? - Not bad, son. 1506 01:59:06,020 --> 01:59:08,940 Your blood tests are good! 1507 01:59:09,140 --> 01:59:10,900 I knew it! 1508 01:59:11,020 --> 01:59:14,260 You're lucky sir. Your children love you a lot. 1509 01:59:14,420 --> 01:59:17,420 So many pyjamas. For all days of the week. 1510 01:59:17,700 --> 01:59:21,620 - I have great children, mister Mzimo. - And what's that? 1511 01:59:22,060 --> 01:59:25,780 - For Sunday? - Very much, mister Mzimo. 1512 01:59:30,780 --> 01:59:32,660 Only ambulances here. 1513 01:59:32,860 --> 01:59:35,140 - Actors. - I've got no info. 1514 01:59:35,260 --> 01:59:38,060 Why?! They sent a fax, so I brought them. 1515 01:59:38,380 --> 01:59:40,060 - Sick actors? - No... 1516 01:59:40,180 --> 01:59:44,020 "The Miracle at the Vistula" is on in the cancer ward. 1517 01:59:44,180 --> 01:59:47,060 - Great for patients. - I'll check. 1518 01:59:55,700 --> 01:59:57,660 Piłsudski's legionnaires! 1519 02:00:00,660 --> 02:00:03,100 - What are you doing here?! - Me? 1520 02:00:04,020 --> 02:00:07,820 - Here's my gynaecologist! - By the exit to the roof! 1521 02:00:08,260 --> 02:00:10,300 It can't be! The roof? 1522 02:00:10,780 --> 02:00:14,300 God, I am so absent-minded with this pregnancy of mine... 1523 02:00:14,780 --> 02:00:18,700 - Delta, do you read me? - Delta, I read you. 1524 02:00:18,820 --> 02:00:22,420 Legionnaires are coming your way... over. 1525 02:00:22,820 --> 02:00:25,180 Roger. What legionnaires? 1526 02:00:25,340 --> 02:00:27,940 Piłsudski's legionnaires. Over! 1527 02:00:40,700 --> 02:00:42,860 I've waited for ages! 1528 02:00:43,180 --> 02:00:45,980 You won't believe what I just saw! 1529 02:00:46,820 --> 02:00:49,740 - A midget with a harp? - Worse. Romans. 1530 02:00:51,300 --> 02:00:52,620 So what? 1531 02:00:52,980 --> 02:00:56,420 In the EU people get treatment everywhere. Italians too. 1532 02:00:56,740 --> 02:01:00,420 Ancient Romans. They had helmets with such... 1533 02:01:01,420 --> 02:01:04,420 FBI officers arresting another doctor. 1534 02:01:04,700 --> 02:01:06,300 They had swords! 1535 02:01:07,380 --> 02:01:09,100 Listen, Błażej... 1536 02:01:09,260 --> 02:01:11,980 You were to fake insanity. Got it?! Fake! 1537 02:01:12,140 --> 02:01:13,140 But... 1538 02:01:13,260 --> 02:01:16,100 Cut this crap and take me to admissions! 1539 02:01:16,220 --> 02:01:19,180 - Feeling unwell? - No! Arletta broke water! 1540 02:01:19,420 --> 02:01:22,420 - For ever? - My child's being born, you moron! 1541 02:01:22,780 --> 02:01:24,820 Since when do you care? 1542 02:01:25,940 --> 02:01:28,660 People change, Błażej... Well, come on! 1543 02:01:30,660 --> 02:01:32,980 Take this cast, would you! 1544 02:01:35,060 --> 02:01:38,260 - But history is being born there! - Sit and wait! 1545 02:01:39,100 --> 02:01:41,420 Or I'll give you a shot in the ass! 1546 02:01:42,020 --> 02:01:45,420 - Maybe we should wait. - Wait? It's my child! 1547 02:01:45,780 --> 02:01:49,260 - I have rights! - With that leg? Trouble! 1548 02:01:49,820 --> 02:01:53,020 Sit and wait, I tell you! Guys are so stupid! 1549 02:01:54,980 --> 02:01:56,060 Honey... 1550 02:02:04,340 --> 02:02:08,420 - Did something happen? - The doctor wants some more tests. 1551 02:02:08,820 --> 02:02:12,220 - Now? - We have to check one thing. 1552 02:02:12,820 --> 02:02:14,420 It won't take long. 1553 02:02:28,380 --> 02:02:30,060 Can you hear me? 1554 02:02:30,420 --> 02:02:31,420 Yes. 1555 02:02:44,620 --> 02:02:45,820 Gosia! 1556 02:02:48,380 --> 02:02:51,340 Forgive me for this format but... 1557 02:02:52,260 --> 02:02:54,860 I still can't look into your face. 1558 02:02:59,300 --> 02:03:03,780 But I want you to know that I really love you. 1559 02:03:04,980 --> 02:03:10,700 And that I suffer because I can't give you what you deserve. 1560 02:03:14,140 --> 02:03:15,420 You are my... 1561 02:03:16,700 --> 02:03:18,860 soulmate, you are... 1562 02:03:19,980 --> 02:03:22,340 my friend, my shield... 1563 02:03:24,660 --> 02:03:25,820 my support... 1564 02:03:26,140 --> 02:03:27,220 You are... 1565 02:03:28,980 --> 02:03:32,260 everything to me, but... 1566 02:03:33,420 --> 02:03:38,380 I can't deceive my nature anymore 1567 02:03:39,220 --> 02:03:42,300 which I have no influence on. 1568 02:03:44,020 --> 02:03:45,420 Which chose me... 1569 02:03:50,060 --> 02:03:51,060 Gosia... 1570 02:03:52,820 --> 02:03:54,420 I love you, Gosia. 1571 02:03:57,420 --> 02:04:00,620 I love you and I always will. 1572 02:04:01,940 --> 02:04:06,700 I know we both have to go our own ways. 1573 02:04:12,420 --> 02:04:15,100 Especially because there is someone who 1574 02:04:15,780 --> 02:04:17,620 wants to give you much... 1575 02:04:18,980 --> 02:04:21,620 much more than I can... 1576 02:05:01,820 --> 02:05:03,180 Gosia... 1577 02:05:51,980 --> 02:05:54,380 Five, four, three 1578 02:05:55,060 --> 02:05:57,780 two, one, zero! 1579 02:06:02,820 --> 02:06:05,980 The twenty-sixth New Year's Eve party of the Laydees 1580 02:06:06,180 --> 02:06:10,380 was their most memorable in history. 1581 02:06:10,780 --> 02:06:13,820 Not because they spent it on the hospital roof 1582 02:06:13,940 --> 02:06:16,380 with patients, orchestra and a midget. 1583 02:06:16,820 --> 02:06:19,980 Its uniqueness lay in the absolute certainty that 1584 02:06:20,100 --> 02:06:24,420 friendship was a single soul dwelling in four bodies... 1585 02:06:24,940 --> 02:06:28,020 Especially when others join them with love and devotion. 1586 02:06:28,180 --> 02:06:29,180 LAYDEES 1587 02:06:50,380 --> 02:06:51,740 Mama! 1588 02:06:58,740 --> 02:06:59,820 What? 1589 02:07:03,700 --> 02:07:04,820 It's mine! 1590 02:07:12,700 --> 02:07:16,820 I don't know, honey. I have no idea how this could happen... 1591 02:07:18,300 --> 02:07:19,620 Tanned. 1592 02:07:21,660 --> 02:07:23,900 Now you'll get fired for sure... 1593 02:07:24,980 --> 02:07:26,380 It was worth it. 1594 02:07:27,300 --> 02:07:28,940 Will you marry me? 1595 02:07:31,620 --> 02:07:34,020 - Is this a proposal? - Yes. 1596 02:07:34,180 --> 02:07:35,180 Agreed. 1597 02:07:37,780 --> 02:07:40,260 All of Rome is at your feet, Caesar. 1598 02:07:40,420 --> 02:07:44,940 I don't want Rome. I want you... Both! 1599 02:07:52,420 --> 02:07:54,020 Aren't they huge? 1600 02:08:01,940 --> 02:08:03,140 What's up? 1601 02:08:04,980 --> 02:08:06,780 Don't screw it, sis! 1602 02:08:17,100 --> 02:08:18,980 From Łucja or from Korba? 1603 02:08:19,780 --> 02:08:23,780 It depends. From internal and orthopaedics 1604 02:08:23,900 --> 02:08:26,740 me and Mzimo - from cancer. 1605 02:08:27,180 --> 02:08:30,940 - Nice clothes. - This is a plate armour! 1606 02:08:31,620 --> 02:08:36,020 I am a legate of the Gemina Martia fourteenth legion. 1607 02:08:38,420 --> 02:08:41,220 You'll excuse me. Caesar is calling. 1608 02:08:44,740 --> 02:08:48,980 I didn't know there is, a mental ward too. 1609 02:08:49,900 --> 02:08:53,740 Man, there's everything here! The best hospital in the city! 1610 02:08:57,380 --> 02:09:00,700 They are so pretentious with that New Year's Eve 1611 02:09:00,860 --> 02:09:03,340 in the middle of summer. It's pathetic. 1612 02:09:03,620 --> 02:09:07,020 - I kind of like it. - Quiet kid when you speak to me! 1613 02:09:07,420 --> 02:09:09,420 And bring me some punch! 1614 02:09:39,020 --> 02:09:40,780 Where have you been? 1615 02:09:41,740 --> 02:09:44,020 You won't believe what I just saw! 1616 02:09:44,180 --> 02:09:46,860 - A midget with a harp? - Worse. Romans. 1617 02:09:46,980 --> 02:09:47,980 So what? 1618 02:09:48,140 --> 02:09:50,940 We're in the EU, right? Everybody can... 1619 02:09:54,620 --> 02:09:56,740 My son's born. Understand? 1620 02:09:56,980 --> 02:10:00,380 Fuck me! It's crazy here. 1621 02:13:39,140 --> 02:13:42,860 Text: Jeff Butcher Subtitles: Master Film 115942